Stabby’s Got the Sads

-Boohooville, Arizona

Local demon Jodi Arias called out sick to court today. Just one day after getting convicted of the brutal first degree murder of Travis Alexander, Stabby Einstein came down with a sudden case of the human sads, and threatened to end her own worthless life. On TV! She’s currently on suicide watch in the psych ward, inducing eyerolls among irritated doctors, and likely snickering about delaying the aggravation phase of the trial until next Wednesday. 

So devastated was she by the verdict, she marched straight from the courthouse to a previously arranged, exclusive TV interview to sit on her pity-pot in front of some cameras and offend everyone for 45 minutes. With lipgloss! Because shame is for human sissies. In the interview, the demon blazed both its middle fingers at remorse, and let out a long stream of verbal diarrhea, blaming everyone and everything but itself for its current predicament. If only Juan, shady puppetmaster of the Arizona court system, had allowed fabricated evidence into trial, she wouldn’t have been found guilty. If only the jury had been influenced by her thoughtful “prayers”/ hexes on their behalf, she wouldn’t now be facing actual consequences. If only her victim’s family knew what a hypocrite he actually was, they might understand why she killed him. Basically, nothing is ever Stabby’s fault, and now she’s holding her breath until she turns blue, because she would rather die than spend her natural life behind bars. After all, “longevity runs in her family.” Don’t believe her? Just ask her father, who’s fighting lymphoma. 

And speaking of Stabby’s elders, it turns out Nana Arias was just blowing smoke up everyone’s ass with that wheelchair. Nana’s still got plenty of pep in her step outside the presence of the jury. Apparently longevity AND class run in the family. 

So everyone slowclap for Satan’s martyr in the custom-fit straitjacket.  What a trooper. She was willing to spend five years behind bars, drain taxpayers of $2 million, and trash her victim, all for a crime she’s supposedly now willing to die for. Boo-frickin-hoo. Suck it, demon. And not in the way you normally like. 

439 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by GBPL on May 9, 2013 at 9:37 pm

    Ahhhh so glad i checked before turning in!

    What she said! :-D

    I love the ” demon blazing both middle fingers…”
    She’s been doing that for 5 yrs now!

  2. Posted by Annish on May 9, 2013 at 9:40 pm

    Your best yet.

  3. Posted by GBPL on May 9, 2013 at 9:42 pm

    Ohhhohhh! And slowclap (♥) for the title!!!

    Stabby’s got the sads!!- try as I might…I can never guess where you will go with the title!!!

    • I knew it was something odd about old grandma in the wheelchair! The entire family is full of BS except maybe the father of killer Arias. I noticed her fat mother and her fat sister would sit in the courtroom laughing at Mr. Martinez and anyone else who was against demon Stabby. Stabby, doesn’t like her family and never has. Arais’ feels superior of her Mexican family. As her father stated she’s always been crazy. Arias’ interview was bizarre to say the least. Her obsession with Mr. Alexander even in death will never stop. This demon from hell is a hypocrite, liar, unattractive skank, animal abuser, manipulator and she is going to turn on Heavy D and Bozo Willmott. So glad the family of Mr. Alexander are going to sue her. Now she will not be able to profit from the slaughter of Travis Victor Alexander may you Rest in Peace!!!!! There was one perfect man that walked this earth and that was Jesus Christ. Jodi “demon” Arias why don’t you stop with your lies about Travis? He was a human being and made mistakes in his life just like all of us do. You, Jodi Arias as he stated, you are the worst thing( and I emphasize thing) that ever happened to him.

      • Posted by Patty R. on May 10, 2013 at 12:47 pm

        I totally agree with Dee Jay. Jodi is no more crazy than a cantaloupe rind in the sun. She is a demonic manipulative murderer. I hope the jury gives her life with NO chance of parole….ever. Or…inject her. That’s what she says she wants but with “Longevity” on her side, I say let her skanky ass sit and rot. She has the opinion…STILL.. that she is much smarter than the rest of us….may she die in prison and again in Hell. There are no redeeming qualities that make her worth saving in this life.

      • Posted by marcia fazekas on May 12, 2013 at 1:36 pm

        Excellent observation, DeeJay. I couldn’t have said it better.I’m wondering when there will be a cease and desist on her fake drawings (tracings) and a lawsuit against anyone who sold them for her.

    • Posted by michele on May 10, 2013 at 12:28 pm

      Oh Tree, You are angelically clever! My favorite line, (really amongst many) : After all, “longevity runs in her family.” Don’t believe her? Just ask her father, who’s fighting lymphoma.

      Thank YOU! Jodi Arias, the cross-eyed succubus, must get the needle and D.I.E. They may need death by wooden stake and crucifix.

      • Posted by Pamela Garron on May 10, 2013 at 12:48 pm

        I too thought that was hysterically funny. Poor old coot is dying at home alone, but “longevity runs in my family” says the murderer.

      • Posted by gailie on May 10, 2013 at 6:55 pm

        Totally agree… she could care less about her family and will use whatever pathetic sentence pops into her head to try and excuse her narcissistic behavior! I have to say I do feel sorry for her Dad. Only her Dad. Can you even fathom knowing you ‘fathered’ her?… poor guy.

  4. Wow, hot off the press! Stabby intends to be out front at any and all cost. I don’t believe for one min. She is sad. I think she is extremly angry that she is not believed and her death wish is her seething anger. This is one of the most vile person ever and everything is all about her. I just can’t believe she has so much power! Who is she???

    • She’s a demon. And youre absolutely right on all points.

      • Posted by Pfenix on May 10, 2013 at 12:21 am

        Did you get that she repeats herself about wanting the DP, yet today “I want to be Molly Ringwald, and the Barcalounger Turtle” defense team filed a motion that the Alexander family should NOT be able to give their victim impact statements in person, but rather videotape them for the jury.

        Apparently Stabby is worried that they will be emotional in court and sway the jury unfairly. Hmmmmm, if you want the dealth penalty who cares what they say it court, since they may want the dealthg penalty.

        Insightt

        • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 10, 2013 at 12:54 am

          Stabby is unable to process logic when she’s mad. Hmm, I wonder… (& feel free to jump in, all those with psychological training) Just assume for the moment that Stabby truly doesn’t remember SOME THINGS from that day, (but not of course only all the parts that make her look really guilty) can rage such as the kind we believe had to be behind Travis’ murder, cause any type of memory loss? (Or fog?)

        • Posted by Terri LaValle on May 10, 2013 at 6:28 am

          She is a coward. A lying, conniving coward who is unable to face the family she devastated. So much easier for her to sit at her table and listen to a videotape of the family’s anguish while coloring and drawing pictures than to be an adult and face each family member one by one as they speak. I can’t wrap my mind around the gall this sicko has. It never ends. Just when you think we will be done with this, she comes up with a new game and a new set of rules. Well guess what. The victim’s impact statements cannot be denied. And they are done in person. That is the law I believe. The judge cannot grant her defense team permission to present videotapes because it is easier for the manipulator. Give it up Stabby. Your screwed………….

          • Posted by sandymetter on May 10, 2013 at 10:39 am

            Annnndddd….If she wants to die so badly, what does she care if the jury sees the raw emotion of the Alexander Family, in person? Talk about a hypocrite!

          • Posted by michele on May 10, 2013 at 12:32 pm

            That was only one of the outrageous indignities of the post-conviction, the fact that the succubus cannot handle having Travis’s brothers and sisters read impact statements. (After all they all look like Travis…WHAT?)

            I hope every last one of them, and his grandma, get up and read a 45 minute diatribe directed at her, and interject every minute, “LOOK AT ME, JODI!”

            • For other people like me who have never heard the word “succubus” before: “A succubus is a demon taking on the form of a beautiful woman. They use their beauty to lure men into their beds where they devour the man’s soul to achieve greater power and more beauty.” That is so Jodi Arias!! (Except for the part about being beautiful.)

              • I’m reminded of the scene in The Shining where there is a beautiful nude female apparition in the bathtub, which morphs into a gasping corpse… I think we are seeing the beginning of that transformation. Except for the beautiful part…she stopping looking “beautiful” to me long ago, after she was on the stand flapping her frog lips and darting that sticky tongue out for flies (which incidentally she did twice upon hearing the verdict…). Stabby and the Sads…I love you, egg. :D (hearing Benny and the Jets now) :P

        • Posted by eve737 on May 10, 2013 at 1:50 pm

          Non of it is necessary, if the Psych DRS. find her competent, then she can just sign the court waivers and get on Death Row. It has been done before.

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 12, 2013 at 6:11 am

      She is a classic Borderline and has created a cloud of turmoil that surrounds her. Borderlines always end up in the center of a vortex of their own doing and they cherish every minute of attention. Life in prison? She’ll still have a following and will live to enjoy any attention she’ll receive….I say give her death and be done with it ALL.

  5. Another night of literally laughing out loud to myself…I agree with other followers who say Juan should ask her to waive her appeals and expedite execution to within 12 mos. Then when she balks, bring that to the jury in the penalty phase. $ucka! The thing I keep thinking is that really if they give her the death penalty, it just means she’ll spend the next 10-20 years in solitary with very few privileges, rather than being in a normal prison where she’s have much more freedom and would thrive, honestly, because think of all the other Donavans who would loooooove to be her cellie! 😍

  6. Posted by MaRiley on May 9, 2013 at 9:44 pm

    High 5 to Egg-o-my-heart. Juan Martinez and Ms. DeMarte rule.

  7. Posted by adrianadalba on May 9, 2013 at 9:55 pm

    I hope Martinez uses her interview in the mitigation phase! freaking liar-psycho-bitch!!

    • Posted by sandymetter on May 10, 2013 at 10:40 am

      He will! He’s brilliant!

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 12, 2013 at 6:14 am

      Consequences – that’s what she deserves. She chose to do that interview so I say Juan should play the entire clip for the jury.

  8. Posted by Misty on May 9, 2013 at 9:58 pm

    It’s all about the Demon isn’t it??? She couldn’t stand the fact that the verdict would take some of the attention away from her and put it on Travis and his family. Instead of showing remorse she trashes Travis and his family. I could only imagine Heavy-D went through the roof when she told him she was giving this interview. He didn’t want represent her but he was forced to I read the letter Stabby wrote the judge about how important it was for him to defend her. He asked to be removed as her counsel a couple times and the judge said no. How do you defend this Bitch I mean really she can’t keep her manipulative mouth shut. She couldn’t even let everyone enjoy the verdict for one day…SUCK IT DEMON…I REALLY HATE YOU!!
    Great post as always Egg…sorry for venting but I’m just a tad pissed off. :-)

    • Posted by Kristen Shumway on May 10, 2013 at 11:20 am

      Since Travis and Mimi Hall both lived in my neighborhood were friends of my daughter, we have followed all the legal stuff on the Maricopa County Superior Court Website from the very beginning five years ago. It is true that Wormy wanted off the case, but not because he disliked Stabby so much. He was simply extorting the State of Arizona for more money. He said he was leaving the public defenders office to set up his own private practice because he simply couldn’t afford to live on what they paid. He told them if they would pay him twice as much as the other public defenders were paid that he would do it. Several other attorneys had quit because of Stabby’s lack of cooperation, and some had actually been fired by her when she said she wanted to represent herself. The state was kind of desperate, so they gave in to Wormy’s extortion demands. If you check Wormy’s website, his specialty is putting sex offenders back on the street. If he doesn’t like Jodi, it is because he believes her lies about Travis and is sad to see that she murdered an alleged sex offender. That is why, in the hearing about the eyeball reflection, Juan said Wormy was just trying to add “pennies to the pot.” It is why Wormy and Little Jenny dragged the whole thing out for months. They got paid for every salacious moment and Wormy got the added benefit of enjoying the sex talk.

      • Posted by DeniseW on May 10, 2013 at 11:43 am

        I heard that about Wormy too – he didn’t want off because he disliked Stabby it’s because he wanted yet more money from the state of AZ!! Don’t let him fool ya, he’s okay with defending her; the man has no morals after all, he defends sex offenders!

      • totally agree with you! Wormi Nurmi seems to thrive on the sex talk. I totally expected him to bring sex into his closing but “sex” was the third word out of his mouth and it only went downhill from there. I honestly had to mute a lot of his closing.

      • Posted by sabrina on May 10, 2013 at 3:06 pm

        I thought the exact thing about the sleazebag Nurmi but thanks for confirming…he is a disgusting pig (literally & figuratively). Let’s not forget the other one, her unprofessional muppet Wilmot. Jodi to me is pure evil, anything she touches or is involved with dies, they die quickly (Travis) or slowly. Their careers suffer, look at Daryl, demoted once he became involved with the skank and lost his home to foreclosure since she had to be with Travis…who does that? So in my mind, her entire defense team has already(ALV) or will pay the price somewhere down the road, karma. I also LOVED how shocked she was she didn’t get murder 2, talk about dillusional.

        • Posted by Ria on May 10, 2013 at 5:46 pm

          It’s interesting about the whole Daryl thing because somehow (and I know this from a really popular blog) Jodi does not have a foreclosure on her record…although she owned the house with Daryl, supposedly. Maybe the defense lied that she really did own the house with him, to make it look like she’d actually accomplished something?

  9. Posted by Becky on May 9, 2013 at 10:04 pm

    Absolutely loved this article. This is TRUTH BE TOLD!

  10. Posted by Love it on May 9, 2013 at 10:08 pm

    Hysterical Eggy! Laughing out loud to myself. Bravo! Have to be honest, I’m having Jenny withdrawls. Thankfully, I’ll be able to get my sidebar fix next Wednesday.

  11. Posted by Frieda on May 9, 2013 at 10:09 pm

    Awesome post!! SUCK IT DEMON is right!

  12. Posted by Frieda on May 9, 2013 at 10:10 pm

    By the way, The Fox News reporter, Troy, strikes me as a classic Arizona style narcissist. Birds of a Feather…

    • He looks like such a Ken doll to me. So gross.

      • Posted by Pfenix on May 9, 2013 at 10:32 pm

        Well they can’t all be hot like Juan Martinez. Some men are physical Adonis’ and some men are Adonis’ of the mind like Juan Martinez. Intelligence. Integrity, and (Com)Passion make for hotness!! Stabby just mad-sad because she couldn’t seduce, manipulate or kill Mr. Martinez.

        Wither in your strait jacket psycho sauce.

        • Posted by Frieda on May 9, 2013 at 11:45 pm

          Amen!

          • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 10, 2013 at 1:09 am

            Did you notice how many times Stabby licked and/or bit hit her lip flirtatiously during that interview? She just can’t help herself around men, can she?

            ….and how many times she said UM?! That, and “like” drive me UP.THE.WALL.

            • Posted by Pfenix on May 10, 2013 at 2:33 pm

              Yes, considering she is so intelligent and articulate…or am I DE-EDIFYING her. Let’s conversate…

              • Posted by Brandy on May 12, 2013 at 3:07 pm

                Notice to that she only gives interview to men, so she can manipulate them. I pray that this evil, vile daughter of satan gets the DP!! Keep her away from people and especially the Alexander family. I don’t want to hear from Stabby Einstein ever again after this!

            • Only my teenaged granddaughters say “like” or “stuff like that” as does the monster. Sounds like she never matured beyond her teens….Dr. DeMarte had that figured out real fast and it didn’t take her 44 hours of interviews!!

        • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 12, 2013 at 6:20 am

          And remember, Stabby contacted Troy days before the verdict was reached – fully believing she’d receive the outcome she wanted and Troy was going to be the first person she could publically share the good news with. He was probably first on her list of new boyfriend potentials.

    • I couldn’t help thinking that he looked exactly like Scipott Peterson.

    • Hey, hey…let’s be nice to AZ…Troy and Stabby are both transplants from CA…they just decided to sully our state with their worthlessness…Hopefully their seed of evil hasn’t spread!! Everything else is spot on! :)

      • Posted by Kristen Shumway on May 10, 2013 at 11:24 am

        So true, and it is the AZ jury that, unlike the OJ jury, got it right!

      • Posted by Pfenix on May 10, 2013 at 2:41 pm

        AP-Sacramento
        State of California Legislators holding emergency meeting to revoke California residency for Jodi (Stabby Einstein) Arias. State of California extends thanks to the State of Arizona for convicting this sociopath. Monterey County CA heaves a sigh of relief that Arias will never walk their streets again.

        • Posted by Ria on May 10, 2013 at 5:49 pm

          It really is kind of weird if you think about it. Travis is buried in Riverside, CA and Jodi’s stuck in an AZ prison.

          • Awesome observation! I hadn’t thought of that! We’re going to have to start charging California “disposal fees” for cleaning up their trash! LOL

        • Posted by Mollyc on May 11, 2013 at 4:39 pm

          HAHAHAHA
          EXCELLENT!

  13. Posted by De-Edifying Watcher on May 9, 2013 at 10:13 pm

    Bravo !!

  14. Posted by spkstrth on May 9, 2013 at 10:13 pm

    Seriously, you should write a column for a newspaper – love your humor.

  15. Absolutely right on! Your best yet! Some things just NEED to be said and there is so much truth in parody.

  16. Stabby doesn’t have anything to lose anymore. I think she will keep playing with people for as long as she can. She’s a game player who is enjoying the game with a capital G. Didn’t Dr D highlight that Stabby molds herself to her surroundings and the people she is trying to manipulate? She is not going to off herself….where’s the fun in that? To quote a line from one of your previous posts “Nobody puts Stabby in the corner”.

    I love your posts Eggy! Keep on writing.

    • Posted by Mollyc on May 11, 2013 at 4:42 pm

      So true Cindy….nobody puts
      Stabby in the corner. That pretty well sums
      It up!

    • Posted by Polk8dot on May 13, 2013 at 11:24 pm

      Nancy Grace had a psychologist /lawyer on her show Wed or Thur.
      Ijust have to quote this fantastic woman, because she made my day.
      Asked about Stabby being ‘suicidal’ and needing to be transferred to a Psych Ward, this awesome woman answered:

      ‘But of course!!
      She (Stabby) is NOT killing herself IN THAT ZOO!!! (regular prison)
      unless it is on PayPerView!!!’

  17. Posted by Andrea on May 9, 2013 at 10:28 pm

    Twas lovely. But I anticipated lovely & delicious because, eggy, you do some of your finest work when there’s nothing happening.

  18. Fantastical as usual. Was awaiting the synopsis and all i expected an more.
    However no puns for the freaking shocking comment that she could not look at travis family cause they all look alike and cudnt look into the eyes of her abuser. Really! Do you think the person maybe caring a gun fron grandmas house could shot her in the face one day and become a hero instead of facing charges? After all it is self defense. Because everyday she speaks she causes me pain. Its gotta stop. Start the line now to kill her as she requests.

    • Posted by mcgee on May 9, 2013 at 10:44 pm

      put me in the line :) stabby makes my ears bleed and thats abuse……… so I know she’ll understand that my pain & suffering needs to be avenged!

  19. Posted by mcgee on May 9, 2013 at 10:38 pm

    you rock eggy! “it” raises a hatred in me that I never knew existed…………… your column brings me the perfect mix of sarcasm & humor that I need to feed my bruised soul :) thanks much………..

    • Posted by GBPL on May 10, 2013 at 3:44 pm

      again….SO agree mcgee!!!
      We all have bruised souls from the torment that “it” inflicted on the masses… thank goodness for Eggy and her humor FOR SURE!!!

    • Posted by gailie on May 10, 2013 at 7:04 pm

      Perfectly put!… “bruised soul”… I think it’s cause we can’t wrap our minds and souls around this ‘this’ type of ‘human’ behavior… We have a natural need to explain such behavior and just when we think we’re getting close, Hodi changes the rules. I know my mind and soul are bruised. It’s going to take a long time to let this heal – and I don’t even know Travis or his family. I can’t imagine the pain that keeps getting inflicted on them from her.

  20. Great recap of the last 24 hours. It’s always good to laugh out loud after dealing with the monster’s latest grab for attention. So many things in her rambling interview confirm her narcissistic, sociopathic, borderline personality make up. She used to think Juan was was a “capable” enough attorney (apparently she feels they are collegues and can call him Juan). When Juan was browbeating the witnesses, she wanted to jump into their bodies and handle “him” for them. She’s happy that now that there is a verdict Travis’ family can move on and remember him the way they “want” to remember him. She had to let us all know that Travis was a hypocrite. She doesn’t want to live out her life in “one” place, so she wants to be put to death to obtain her freedom. And all the while she babbles on and on as if she is relevant. Oh and how could I forget that the reason the majority of the public is against her is because, as a psychologist once told her, (Samuels? Alyce-down-the-rabbit hole? – though she’s not technically a psychologist) that people need to sometimes persecute someone to feel some gratification. She is such a wealth of knowledge – cos here I thought we hated her because she was a cold blooded murderer. Who knew we all had this deep psychological need?? All her premeditated antics (the interview with FOX was planned days in advance) can’t take away the fact that she has been exposed as a liar and a libelous murderer. She got convicted of 1st degree murder. She can’t rot in jail or be put to death. Doesn’t matter to me; as long as she goes away.

    • Posted by DeniseW on May 10, 2013 at 11:50 am

      Amen!! Very well said, I couldn’t have said it any better!!

    • Posted by nella lee on May 10, 2013 at 6:42 pm

      Remember the text message Travis sent saying that “there’s always something with you & it gets old, Jodi.” She is everybody’s nightmare now, not just his, & she revels in the attention, including hate that people feel for her. We aren’t entitled to feel that way, either, because we’re persecuting her. She knows exactly how to push everyone’s buttons by deflecting & discounting honest, negative opinions of her. The frustration is that there is no way to make her understand how trite, shallow & self-serving she is. The problem is that she thinks if she can only keep talking, she can change the outcome with yet more lies, the more she discounts Travis, the more saintly she becomes.

      I can see why she’s in a psych ward, that’s where she should have been years ago.

      • I hope Juan Martinez plays the whole FOX interview for the jury, if this ever gets to the penalty phase, because then they will see what Travis saw, a nightmare. I think they will give her the death penalty just to spite her as they did with the 1st degree murder verdict. All those talking head lawyers who say the defense put this monster on the stand so the jurors could “relate to her” and not give her the death penalty – sorry, she’s doing the opposite. I hope they send her to death row where she will sit in solitary confinement with no extra privileges like she would get in the general population and rot for years and years to come. A win/win situation where she is all alone but doesn’t get death. Here’s hoping “longevity” is in her future!!

        • Posted by sandymetter on May 11, 2013 at 9:51 am

          I couldn’t agree more! I don’t care about the needle. I just want her to live on DR with the isolation & confinement it entails. General population is too easy for her!

  21. Awesome, told exactly as it is!

  22. Posted by skeptical onlooker on May 9, 2013 at 10:59 pm

    Love your writing….

    Jodi is SEETHING!! Now..no Manifesto..no art for sale…no photos of all the places she was going to visit. And….How DARE Travis’s family file a civil case..and stop the gravy train???? Kereest. She doesn’t want the DP because she wants to hang out with her girlfriends. On Death row..it’ll be just her. No one to tell her she’s a star. No one giving her hugs.

    I really enjoyed seeing her chin wobble with a life of it’s own. First honest emotion so far. Even though it was for herself..as per usual. DP..Yes. Because she’ll be languishing there for decades. And she can feel sorry for hersef..by herself.

    • Posted by Frieda on May 9, 2013 at 11:46 pm

      The art site is still up, prices listed. I wonder when that comes down.

      • Posted by Pfenix on May 10, 2013 at 12:00 am

        When the Alexander Family lawyer says they have to fork over all proceeds to them, or the Son of Sam laws kicks in. They are too stupid to get that themselves.

        • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 10, 2013 at 1:53 am

          Taken from Wikipedia’s The “Son of Sam Law” page:

          The Son of Sam Law is an American law designed to keep criminals from profiting from the publicity of their crimes, often by selling their stories to publishers. However, this is not in the same manner of asset forfeiture, which is intended to seize assets acquired directly as a result of criminal activity. Where asset forfeiture looks to remove the profitability of crimes by taking away money and assets gained from the crime, Son of Sam laws are designed so that criminals are unable to take advantage of the notoriety of their crimes. Such laws often authorize the state to seize money earned from deals such as book/movie biographies and paid interviews and use it to compensate the criminal’s victims. The term “Son of Sam” refers to the nickname of serial killer David Berkowitz, the subject of a notorious 1978 murder case.

          **This is the interesting part…..**

          In certain cases a Son of Sam law can be extended beyond the criminals themselves to include friends, neighbors, and family members of the lawbreaker who seek to profit by telling publishers and filmmakers of their relation to the criminal. In other cases, a person may not financially benefit from the sale of a story or any other mementos pertaining to the crime—if the criminal was convicted after the date lawmakers passed the law in the states where the crime was committed

          So that “manifesto” Stabby had the guards give to her friend for “safe keeping” isn’t going to make her any $ even if the “friend” (a different one from the ex-celly, who could, coincidentally , ALSO go by the moniker “Heavy D”… but minus “The Boys”) publish it as her co-author and editor. Poor Stabby is getting shut down from ALL directions lately!!

          It sounded terrible to be stuck in a holding cell with NOTHING, which is apparently the court’s SOP during all times a defendant is NOT in the courtroom itself, especially if you are someone that uses recreating OTHER PEOPLE’S art as a self soothing technique. I used to work at the sheriff dept that adjoined the county jail, and being put under suicide watch is NOT a “step up” in any way IMO. If it was me and I wasn’t already crazy, it could probably get me there quick. Besides the adorable gown you get to wear (no undies!) is made of THE MOST uncomfy, tear-proof material imaginable. The one @ our jail was so thick and heavy, it was very similar to the lead lined apron you are covered with during dental x-rays. Your one blanket is made of similarly unyielding and uncomfortable material, and that’s ALL you get.. I don’t know if they can deny you your bible if requested, but it is thoroughly searched for staples or sharp edges, basically ensuring there is nothing a demon could use to grab headlines once again.

          • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 10, 2013 at 2:13 am

            Until the photographer, model, or possibly the art director requests an injunction forbidding her from selling any of her “original” reproductions, she can continue to sell them and stash the cash to donate to her NEW superfans (squeeee!)

            Since she gave ME a headache multiple times, anyone want to jump on the bandwagon and serve her sorry a** with a class action lawsuit? If they won’t give her the DP, between the Alexander family’s lawsuit and ours combined, we could effectively bury her in paperwork!

            • Posted by Lisa K on May 11, 2013 at 1:51 am

              One of the hat sketches was from a Dior ad. Dior is sending Stabbypants a cease and desist letter. I imagine that the group that contacted Dior is researching Stabby’s other “art” pieces and contacting the person/company who holds the copyright to specific images.

              • Posted by marcia fazekas on May 12, 2013 at 1:49 pm

                So happy to hear this! Wonder how she felt when her pencils were taken away in the psych unit!? I’m sure she’s blamng Travis for that, too

          • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 10, 2013 at 2:20 am

            The worst part however….they WILL NOT LEAVE YOU ALONE. If someone isn’t asking you how you feel, if you’re OK, etc, then they are staring silently at you through the window in your door. If it’s a more modern facility, then you don’t even really HAVE a door to close and hide behind…your front wall (sometimes a side wall as well) is made of clear safety “glass”, so you are in a fishbowl. NO PRIVACY AT ALL.

            • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 12, 2013 at 6:29 am

              Very interesting to hear the details of suicide watch. Let’s hope she’s getting no special treatment and is physically as uncomfortable as possible. I don’t believe emotional discomfort is a possibility for her because of the way her personality disorder always spins her environment to her advantage – regardless of how miserable that environment is. That’s how crazy and evil she is.

          • Posted by Kathy on May 10, 2013 at 9:42 am

            I hope the gown Stabby wears in psych fits tighter than my dog’s Thunder Jacket. advertised to feel like “a big hug” Hopefully will also constrict her every breath she takes.

            • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 10, 2013 at 1:52 pm

              Lmao

              • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 10, 2013 at 1:55 pm

                Great idea….If Stabby stupidly decides to testify in the last phase, when she starts to “shake” when questioned by Martinez, they can put a ThunderShirt on her!!

            • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 12, 2013 at 6:30 am

              She said she shakes like a Chihuahua so a thunder vest is just what she needs!

          • Posted by eve737 on May 10, 2013 at 5:31 pm

            I don’t get that. It’s only because she did the crime that anyone even knows who she is. She’s not famous, but negatively infamous. Common sense her artwork and underpants wouldn’t have any cash value on line, had it not been for her crime. She is also sporting a $2 million plus legal farce that the good taxpayers of Arizona must foot. Unbelievable!

    • Posted by sandymetter on May 10, 2013 at 10:48 am

      Love your comments! Agree with all of them!

    • I had read somewhere that she had planned to move to Rhode Island. Well, RI, you have dodged a bullet if that is true, which it probably isn’t but then nothing would surprise me at this point x_x

  23. Posted by Pfenix on May 9, 2013 at 11:01 pm

    Borrowing this from a post from yesterday.

    AP-The Devil to reject Jodi Arias admittance to Hell. Hell attorney’s filing a lawsuit for all media to cease and desist from calling Jodi Arias a demon. Heaven’s NO! Devil wants no association with Murderess Arias.

    That night on HLN’s Nancy Grace:

    Nancy: BOMBSHELL tonight: Satan has rejected Jodi Arias entrance into Hell! You heard me right, the Dark Lord over all of Hell has rejected admittance to murderess Jodi Arias who killed her lover Travis Alexander. Jinkasaures tell us what is going on in Hell.

    Jinkasarus: Nancy we are here at the gates of Hell. Satan’s PR rep Jonathon Jaxson, former PR rep for Kim Kardashian, just confirmed that Jodi Arias aka Stabby Einstein has been banned from ever entering the unholy domain of Hell. As you can see behind me there are demons protesting and holding signs, some of which say “Stabby Stay Away” “Hell Welcomes You NOT!! “Save Our Jobs!” “We Didn’t Order Your Psycho Sauce”

    Nancy: Jink were you able to ask why the Mistress of Manipulation was banned by the DEVIL?

    JinK: The media was not allowed to ask questions, but we were told that Satan looks forward to seeing us all after our deaths.

    Nancy: Breaking News, the most evil presence in the Universe and Lord of Hell rejects Jodi Arias. Matt Zurell weigh in!

    Matt: Nancy, I imagine that the Devil doesn’t even want someone as dumb and evil as Stabby Einstein stalking, stabbing, shooting and then accusing him of being a good and holy man to smear and trash his evil reputation in Hell. And you know Heaven is never going to take her either Nancy.

    Nancy: Unleash the lawyers! For Heaven’s Defense is Juan Martinez, representing Hell is Jose Baez…

  24. Posted by skeptical onlooker on May 9, 2013 at 11:08 pm

    Oh..and not a very smart family..The Arias Bunch. ( I might have felt pity for them..had I not seen their smirks and giggling in Court.

    And..Lookeee here. There’s Granny..as spry as can be…without her motorized chair. Tripping the Light Fantastic..for all the World to see. This..when in Court..she couldn’t even hold up her head..and needed Heavyweight Dona-man to wheel her about. Pfft.

  25. Ah Stabby was likely having a melt down because the sheriff put her in the psych ward and no one can visit her – So who can she manipulate there? She loves the attention and like the spoiled brat she is decided she would not play – no worries she is just trying to get more attention by being controversial in her speech – Travis said it best – she is a sociopath and evil. A little thing like being charged with 1st degree murder won’t change the demon – everything she vomits out is about her and slanders everyone else around her – Give her a little lipgloss and powder and she’ll be go to go back to court on Wednesday!

    • Posted by skeptical onlooker on May 9, 2013 at 11:58 pm

      She thought she was being very clever..didn’t mention the word suicide. The Sheriff was very happy..I’m sure..to cart her off.

      And, because her bluff was called..she’s having her hissy fit..and holding up the proceedings..again. Which will do nothing to endear her to the Jury.

      She really is her own worst enemy. She is the author (ess) of her own demise. She really things she’s the driver behind her defense. And..as any lawyer will tell you. When you act for yourself..you have a fool for a client.

      • Posted by Pfenix on May 10, 2013 at 12:07 am

        Now that she is a convicted felon, she is Sheriff Joe’s bitch now, heh, heh, heh. Twitter gone, visits/call to/from Donavan gone because she is a felon too, profiting from this gone.

        Things she should have thought of before she did premeditated murder in Arizona. Oh, but she thought she was so much smarter than all of them. Reality is going to be a merciless bitch to her.

        • Posted by Ria on May 10, 2013 at 6:15 am

          Poor Donovan, all those dreams the he/she had of setting up house with her hot girlfriend Jodi are down the drain:)

      • Posted by Carol Barlick on May 10, 2013 at 1:10 am

        Totally agree about not saying the actual word S U I C I D E in her TV mantra — and poof, they still hauled her little arse off to a “special” place for such a “special” star. hehe

      • Posted by brennda on May 10, 2013 at 2:17 am

        Actually, they have done studies and most defendants fare better as Pro pers(their own lawyers) than when being represented. Lower sentences and higher acquittal rate. The fool for a client myth is perpetrated by lawyers who want to assure that no one knows this little fact.

  26. Say HEY! I didn’t realize I was giving a slow clap when her verdict was announced, one by glorious one, by the jur-RAWERS (shout out to nancy the yeller grace).

  27. Posted by Frieda on May 10, 2013 at 12:01 am

    Oh wow, I picked this up from Facebook: From EAST OF EDEN, John Steinbeck, right before he introduced Cathy, one of literatures most infamous sociopaths:
    “I believe there are monsters born in the world to human parents…. They are accidents and no one’s fault, as used to be thought. Once they were considered the visible punishments for concealed sins. And just as there are physical monsters, can there not be mental or psychic monsters born? The face and body may be perfect, but if a twisted gene or a malformed egg can produce physical monsters, may not the same process produce a malformed egg? …to a monster, the norm must seem monstrous since everyone is normal to himself…. To a man born without conscience, a soul-stricken man must seem ridiculous. To a criminal, honesty is foolish.”

    • Posted by Pfenix on May 10, 2013 at 12:10 am

      John Steinbeck born in Salinas CA…Jodi Arias born in Salinas, CA. Sometimes life is stranger than fiction.

    • Posted by mcgee on May 10, 2013 at 12:18 am

      Those “malformed eggs” need to be stepped on before they hatch!!!!
      very nice find Frieda :) thanks for sharing.

      • Posted by Frieda on May 10, 2013 at 12:26 am

        Haha, if only we knew that the malformed eggs were malformed before they hatched. It’s all such a big question with so many implications; I’ve seen wonderful people who came from terrible places (like Travis) and monsters who came from wonderful parents. Nurture has some influence of course but I’m afraid nature (dna) is pretty overpowering for some. Still, I have to believe we have free will and there isn’t an excuse for them – they choose evil at some point.

        That’s super creepy about Salinas! Maybe he knew one of her relatives/ancestors!! ::shudder::

    • That’s one of my all-time favorite novels. Fun fact: James Dean’s first movie was East of Eden. I love me some Steinbeck.

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 12, 2013 at 6:38 am

      Time for me to re-read that book!

  28. Posted by Valerie on May 10, 2013 at 12:13 am

    To top it all off, Dr. Drew had to sympathize with Stabby tonight. He got hammered on his HLN Facebook page for insisting she had to be mentally ill if she was sent to the psycho ward. After all, he said, NO mental professional was going to let her in there unless there was good reason! Dr. Drew, how could you! To make it worse, he wouldn’t let Mark get a word in edgewise to argue that she was faking it again.

    • Posted by Frieda on May 10, 2013 at 12:27 am

      You’ve got to be kidding! What’s wrong with him??? I almost started feeling sorry for her yesterday when I saw the first real tear on her cheek, but in the same way you might feel sorry for a bug that was just sprayed with RAID. Once I saw her interview, that feeling was gone for good. Death to the demon

      • Posted by Polk8dot on May 14, 2013 at 7:15 am

        What is wrong with him is that he has the perceived consciousness of guilt and responsibility from the time he had his BS ‘Celebrity Rehab’ on TV.
        First, he is not a Mental Health professional by training. He is an Internist, who just decided several years ago, after getting TV ‘consulting’ to ‘focus on the mental health epidemic’. He set up a fricking TV Rehab/Clinic, where old Hollywood has-beens came beggin to be on TV again. His failure ratio was staggering since nobody really came FOR REHAB, so they did not really work on their issues. All they wanted was to be relevant again, and he gave them free new shot at passed glory.
        He was crucified a while ago for the ridiculousnes of his ‘treatments’, and the ‘no -results reults’. Ever since, he’s been very sensitive about anybody taking potshots at him and his ‘chosen profession’ of ‘addiction counselling’.
        That’s why when Mark Eiglarsh (love him!) said that ‘Jodi manipulated the system again to get into psych ward’ Drew took it as a personal attack on any such facility/stuff. Since then, every time someone mentions the ‘forced observation of Jodi’ he goes nuts screaming that the doctors ‘MUST KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING, you do not! And STOP ATACKING ALL PSYCH PERSONNELL’.
        Pretty amazing really – stuff had NOTHING to do with him, yet he feels extremely personally offended that someone dare question MH professionals. I guess guilty conscience is a bitch to carry around.
        Drew, it is not about you!!!

    • Posted by Ria on May 10, 2013 at 5:46 am

      He’s falling under her evil spell, he shouldn’t look into her black eyes.

    • Posted by Janet on May 10, 2013 at 7:03 am

      It wasn’t the mental professionals that decided this…it was warden Joe and the law right?

    • Posted by Gretchen on May 10, 2013 at 7:19 am

      Yeah, all of them, that was against her and hoping for a conviction, is now sympathizing with her, except Nancy Grace and I’m glad she is truly a Victims advocate.They are about to make me freakin sick, have they stop to realizing how she killed Travis. She is just trying to put the spot light on herself and play the victim. I say let “her Die”, if that’s her wish!!!!!! There’s nothing wrong with her, I believe anyone can play crazy is they pit their mind to it, she wasn’t crazy when she took that inteview right after GUILTY verdict! She’s just trying to stall time. I hope the jury don’t sway and sentence her to Death!!!! I don’t sympathize with her at all, because I believe it’s a show, just like grandma coming in there in a wheelchair, all are fakes! Well, my fellow eggers, let’s just pray the court will ressume Wed. and when Juan and Dr. Horn get finish, the jury will only take minutes to decide and all 12 come back with the cruelty and suffering PROVEN!!! Again continuous JUSTICE for Travis and his family. Have a wonderful weekend my friends and stay safe!!!! Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers.

      Be Blessed!

      • Posted by Gretchen on May 10, 2013 at 7:41 am

        Oh, I forgot Mark A. from HLN Dr. Drew’s show, don’t by her Bullshit either. Way to go Mark!!!!! We love u.

    • Posted by Bea on May 10, 2013 at 3:39 pm

      DrDrew’s thinking of actual hospital psych wards, where a couple of doctors do need to certify that you need to be there. This hospital psych ward is a different thing. This is where they tuck away prisoners who seem to be nuts or suicidal, for protection of the prisoner and other inmates, too. Then they proceed to examine them and see what their mental state is. Drew needs to ask more questions before he pontificates.

      • Posted by Bea on May 10, 2013 at 3:40 pm

        I meant to say “this JAIL psych ward” instead of hospital. Where’s the edit button?

    • Posted by eve737 on May 10, 2013 at 5:19 pm

      Ditto! Saw that too. He gets like a”little kid on The bandwagon, instead of projecting as a doctor. A tad bit of media whoredom I do believe.

  29. Posted by jenners on May 10, 2013 at 12:16 am

    You are a like a modern-day Erma Bombeck. Will be forever grateful for the laughter brought by your wit, and that of the others posting here. In the game of Life (Milton Bradley), the best feature is the “Share the Wealth” card, and you Eggy are extremely generous with your humor!

  30. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 10, 2013 at 12:38 am

    OMG SHE FRUSTRATES ME SO MUCH!! SHE IS SUCH A B*TCH!!!

    • Posted by Ria on May 10, 2013 at 6:17 am

      I hear you jenniferlyn! She really does make a person want to bang their head on the wall!!!

    • Posted by GBPL on May 10, 2013 at 5:28 pm

      There needed to be a “space” between Jenners post and jenniferlyn…. for a second there I thought jenniferlyn’s post was in reference to jenners! ha!!!!

      Saw a red fog for a millisecond and then thought…”wait a sec… re-read!!!”
      :P

      • Posted by Ria on May 10, 2013 at 5:56 pm

        LOL GB, probably because jenniferlyn said SHE and not IT, it threw you off:)

        • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 12, 2013 at 12:36 am

          LOL I wouldn’t have posted a dig at someone in a place where the subject would actually SEE IT!! ;)

  31. Posted by Cindy Lou on May 10, 2013 at 12:41 am

    Poor Stabby, lone reveler on the psych ward in her life long pity party of one. If only that gun hadn’t gone off and Travis passed away….if only the family had taken the blackmail, er, that is, plea bate, she’d never have been forced to pull back that curtain on the shady secrets…if only…

  32. Posted by Linda W. on May 10, 2013 at 12:52 am

    Fox News 10 has a good video about the maximum prison she will be going to either way. Seems even in general population you are in your cell 23 hrs. a day and have no contact with other inmates. One hour six days a week (taken in shackles) to a small fenced yard alone. They said you can buy a tv. You have a chance to be medium security but it takes YEARS of good behavior.

  33. We should give her that freedom ASAP, but on the State’s terms…not hers. IF she committed suicide, it would be for the sole reason of being in control until the end…My fantasy: JA kept in isolation where no one can fall into the evil clutches of her dark and manipulative mind; and when she is executed, no one attends because no one wants to give the demon the satisfaction of an audience! Does anyone else think she would want her execution televised, so she could have the attention? That mean, old, nasty, not nice, demon feeds on attention!

  34. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 10, 2013 at 1:15 am

    When you publish your first book, I would like an autographed copy, please. Of COURSE I will pay for it, but I better get an “I read her blog when” discount!! (Just sayin)
    Much love to the best in the blogosphere! :)

    • Posted by Pfenix on May 10, 2013 at 3:06 pm

      Agreed. This Mistress of Wordsmith should do this or at least do an e-book. Titles anyone?

      1. Liar, Liar, Spidey Underpants on Fire: Egg Tree News Blog of the Jodi Arias Trail

  35. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 10, 2013 at 1:58 am

    Anyone know if she was going to get $$ from the upcoming Lifetime movie “Dirty Little Secret”? I thought I heard the writer/director visited her in jail?

    • Posted by Ria on May 10, 2013 at 6:00 pm

      I doubt she’ll get money from that, if they say it’s “based” on true events I don’t think they owe her anything. I saw an interview with the guy and girl playing Jodi and Travis today and it doesn’t sound like Stabby was involved in any part of it.

  36. Posted by brennda on May 10, 2013 at 2:28 am

    Any truth to the rumor that Nurmi is going to call Dr. Kaushal Sharma to evaluate Jodi?

    • Posted by Pfenix on May 10, 2013 at 3:11 pm

      California Dr. to the tarnished star Lindsey Lohan? Pffffttt! The Dali Lama couldn’t help Stabby at this point.

  37. Posted by Beans on May 10, 2013 at 2:48 am

    irony alert – let’s see if i have this straight. the defense files a motion asking that the victim impact statements be presented via video thereby lessening the emotional effect on the jury, yet will be allowed to drag every stabby apologist and mercy-beggar they can lay their hands on into court to plead for leniency – sigh.

    • Posted by Cindy Lou on May 10, 2013 at 3:05 am

      The ironies never cease! This jury just convicted her of premeditated murder! And they actually have the nerve to try to deny the victims their day to confront the murderer.Not gonna happen. The only thing that could possibly make that moment sweeter would be to watch Stabby forced to hear the statements all decked out in her convict garb. I would pay real money to see it.

      • Posted by Ria on May 10, 2013 at 6:18 am

        Oh yes, that’s going to be a must see event.

      • Posted by Terri LaValle on May 10, 2013 at 6:59 am

        I can’t wait. The victims have a right to have their say in court. She will have to sit there minus her pencils and paper and actually listen to them. The victims cannot be denied this. The lawyers probably filed for a videotape just to shut Stabby up. They know it is a useless effort. The victims have rights……..

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 12, 2013 at 6:42 am

      Hoping once again the defense doesn’t get what they want.

  38. Posted by Michelle on May 10, 2013 at 4:01 am

    Your wit is astounding. This made my morning!

  39. The jury should get to see her interview next Wednesday – that’s the least they deserve for having to put their lives on hold again…grrr!!!

  40. Posted by Flora on May 10, 2013 at 4:15 am

    Does anyone really believe her attorneys did not know about this after-verdict (conviction) interview? And that the ‘words’ they had as soon as she was outside the courtroom were not staged? And I really hope the judge does not grant their motion for taped victims’ statements. Unbelieveable.

    • Hi Flora. Before the verdict was read, Stabby seemed a little standoffish to Patch, who seemed really pissed off at her. Sure, they knew about it and Stabby said no, I WILL do it.
      I think it was a real fight, I’ll bet Patch called her a stupid bitch and Heavy probably wanted to quit if she did the interview.
      As you said, unbelievable to the 9th……… with no end in sight.

  41. Great post Egg! :)
    This crazy bitch is like the La Brea tar pits or a flesh eating disease. She just keeps consuming and sucking people into her black vat decay of her mind and makes everyone as crazy as she is, around her.
    No wonder why Travis was banging his head against the wall. He was a saint putting up with her shit.
    I bet she is just loving all the attention she is getting now, since she is famous.(in her own mind) with everyone talking to her and about her and how she is feeling.
    UUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
    She makes me mental!!

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 12, 2013 at 6:44 am

      Welcome to the world of a bona fide Borderline!

      • Posted by GBPL on May 12, 2013 at 10:25 am

        I don’t understand why its called “Borderline”…that demon crossed that border, ran laps around it,..and crossed it again!!! :D

        • Posted by bikies42014@mypacks.net on May 12, 2013 at 12:33 pm

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        • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 12, 2013 at 4:47 pm

          LOL Good point…she’s Borderline to the Nth degree

  42. Posted by true justice on May 10, 2013 at 4:31 am

    Good v Evil. On Wednesday the Devil Laid the Golden Fiddle at Juans Feet. Evil had been beat.

  43. Posted by Linda on May 10, 2013 at 4:44 am

    Grandma’s healing was miraculous. Maybe St. Stabby layed hands upon her and healed her.

  44. I heard on Good Morning America this morning there was a bomb threat and that’s why court was canceled, and the man was arrested. It was on channel nine news New Hampshire

    • Posted by Deb Musick on May 10, 2013 at 5:28 am

      That all actually happened far in advance of court and was resolved by law enforcement. It was Jodi once again not playing fair in the sandbox of life and hogging all the crayons. Pretty sure that’s what we will eventually learn. Just a guess judging from her past behavior.

    • Posted by Ria on May 10, 2013 at 6:21 am

      Jodi probably instructed her hermaphrodite Donovan to call it in.

  45. Posted by Deb Musick on May 10, 2013 at 5:24 am

    I remember your brilliant insight on Casey Anthony. You have gotten even better, if that’s possible. Your creative verbiage brings chuckles to outright snorts and guffaws of laughter to me. I enjoy every word. It is a gift to make it all fit together and have meaning. You fully understand no matter what top U.S. or world story unfolds, Jodi will find a way to dismiss it in her world and haul ass back on top of the heap to be in our face with some new drama she has created. If life always comes full circle, Jodi can only be 5 degrees away from 360. If that. If anyone deserves to reap what she has shown, it is Jodi.
    Thank you.

  46. Great blog – as usual you nailed it in your oh so special way.

  47. Posted by Ria on May 10, 2013 at 5:47 am

    I love my morning Eggy! This was hilarious! Suck it demon…loved it!!!

  48. BEST ONE YET!

  49. Posted by Shirley on May 10, 2013 at 5:51 am

    Great one Eggy!!!

  50. Posted by Lisa InJersey on May 10, 2013 at 6:04 am

    I absolutely love your wit and humor! Once again, you made me spit out my coffee. Thank you so much for all you do!
    I was so happy to see the smirk wiped off of Stabby’s face! And the chin quiver. She was trying oh so hard to keep her selfish emotions in check, but I spied a tiny little gasp when they said Guilty. Mark her words indeed!

    • Posted by MistyJohnson9 on May 13, 2013 at 10:47 am

      YES Lisa, the chin quiver. All puckered up under her lower lip. I took such glee in watching that lying chin quiver. And I didn’t feel guilty at the glee I felt.

  51. Posted by GBPL on May 10, 2013 at 6:09 am

    “So devastated was she by the verdict, she marched straight from the courthouse to a previously arranged, exclusive TV interview to sit on her pity-pot in front of some cameras and offend everyone for 45 minutes.”

    Can you imagine what the Judge, Juan, Dr. DeMarte, and Dr.Horn thought when they either saw or heard about this?!?!? Un-FREEAK’en REAL!!!!

    I had the afternoon all set to hear from Dr. Horn (Rob Lowe, and secretly hoping he had a great 5 o’clock shadow going! :P ) and was hoping to hear Juan say “Esteban Flores” one more time…. then court was cancelled. UGH!

    Well besides checking back to hear any more of Egg’s brilliancy, as well as the excellent commentary by her avid followers, I’m going to try to get some stuff done by the 15th!!! Here’s hoping anyways! ha!

    • Posted by Ria on May 10, 2013 at 6:25 am

      I have to say, I was a little bit happy that it was canceled. We’re on a little getaway for the weekend so it fit nicely into my schedule. Although the hotel room does have HLN, internet and a mini fridge for my Corona:) Since it was canceled I was able to peel myself away long enough to go out for dinner last night. It really makes me understand how Travis couldn’t get away…she’s so out there it’s fascinating! I told my husband I wish I could crawl inside her head for a few hours, just to see what really goes on in that eff’d up mind of hers.

      • Posted by GBPL on May 10, 2013 at 5:33 pm

        so much for “getting stuff done” ….i can’t help but check out this blog every 30 min!!!

        “Addict…party of one!” LOL!

  52. Posted by Sharon on May 10, 2013 at 7:11 am

    Heard on one of the HLN shows that she will only accept the death sentence if it is on Pay for View. Too funny

  53. Posted by susan david on May 10, 2013 at 7:12 am

    Correct me of I’m wrong…..she didn’t say she wanted to kill herself…..she said she’d rather get the death penalty instead of natural life….i say give her what she wants….death….

    Can’t believe she went on there and still trashed Travis…..really….the family can memorialize him the way they want…if you didn’t fucking slaughter him they wouldn’t have to memorize him you stupid stupid demon….my God when will they stop her from spewing her venom.

    • Posted by susan david on May 10, 2013 at 7:15 am

      See how cocky she was before the verdict….flipping her hair chatting with her twin…..she actually truly thought that no jury would convict her…..it’s time to throw out the trash folks!

      • Posted by Ria on May 10, 2013 at 9:11 pm

        True, true and true Susan! They get to memorialize him the way they want to…how generous and loving of her, after stabbing him 20 plus times, slicing his throat to the point of almost decapitation and shooting him in the head…thank you Stabby for allowing his family to memorialize a man who would NOT be dead right now, if not for you killing him, in their own way. Your post was spot on.

  54. Posted by Lee Wright on May 10, 2013 at 7:19 am

    Did anyone notice that she only did her “gasp” at the verdict after she heard one of Travis’s sister’s reaction, and there were no tears, despite reports that she teared up, as she sat there she knew she was walking straight into a TV interview within minutes of leaving the court room….. who does that? She was determined that she was going to get her opinion out there, trashing Juan Martinez, how disrespectful calling him by his first name like they were pals. Trashing Travis saying he was a hypocrite and his family should remember him as they want to, and there is no way in hell that she wants the DP, she has had 5 years to research all the avenues that would be open to her, and that the DP would mean being in solitary 23 hours a day, twice a week in the exercise yard, and minimal visits from outside, that the last thing she wants, she wants to hear that she is still talked about. Just a suggestion though, to save the State a lot of money, why not give her a knife and let her do the job herself, preferably as soon as possible.

    • Posted by Gretchen on May 10, 2013 at 7:51 am

      Yeah, I noticed that. She will not kill herself with a knife, remember she said “she tried with to off herself with a RAZOR in jail and it stung so she couldn’t finish herself off. She want be able to reject the needle, when the time comes. I really dislike her…..

      • Posted by eve737 on May 10, 2013 at 5:44 pm

        I can almost picture her reciting her manifesto to her last audience while they are putting the needle in her.

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 12, 2013 at 12:55 am

        …then there is her new assertion that Travis ” fantasized about having sex with a 12 y/o girl” on that audio sex tape. What he said was just icky and wrong, but it was in NO WAY meant to be taken the place she took it. Though I think it was Alyce “man-hater” LaV who first made the disgusting misrepresentation of that particular issue, just like all other aspect of her life, Stabby adopted someone else’s ideas and opinions.

        • Posted by MistyJohnson9 on May 13, 2013 at 10:53 am

          Yeah, she said to Troy he ‘fantasized about a 12 year old girl and that’s pedophilia’. HUH? If ‘fantasizing’ were a felony, we’d ALL be in prison…..or DEAD by the hand of jizz-face herself. JodiAnnArias

    • Posted by Frieda on May 10, 2013 at 9:24 am

      I did see a tear. First one ever. For herself.

      • Posted by Lisa InJersey on May 10, 2013 at 1:15 pm

        I saw it too. One more than she shed for Travis or anyone else for that matter

        • Posted by Ria on May 10, 2013 at 6:02 pm

          In Travis’ own words, “you only cry for yourself”, she proved her victims words to be so true.

  55. Posted by Polk8dot on May 10, 2013 at 7:32 am

    @Eggie,
    There is a neat little wrap up of the events of yesterday at court at the following link:

    http://www.abc15.com/dpp/news/region_phoenix_metro/central_phoenix/Jodi-Arias-verdict-Arias-wants-Alexander-family-statements-on-video-instead-of-in-person

    Apparently the court went on, but the session of closed except for both family members. Afterward the judge sealed the record, so we won’t know what went down until after the sentencing.

    Also there is a new motion filed/demanded by the Demon Arias to prevent Travis’ family members from being able to give their victim impact statements in court directly to her. She’s
    SO F-ING WORRIED about what they might say and how that might influence the jury (THAT’S the WHOLE POINT of it, you damn a’hole!!!) that she DEMANDED they be forced to videotape their statements to be PLAYED back in court. This way her lawyers can make any objections beforehand and have the ‘offending’ statements edited out, and the jury not shown the emotions from the Alexanders.
    I CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS EVIL MONSTER ANYMORE!

    The night before she was ‘begging’ for death penalty, next morning she’s worried that the jury will see too much emotion from the victim’s family and be UNFAIR to her!?!?!? And she calls it protecting her Right to Fair Trial?!
    Somebody needs to help her ‘suicide’ in prison in a hurry, before many of us blow the last f-ing fuse!
    URRRRGGGHGHHGHGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    Also, there is some more video on that ABC15 site talking about what went down in court, and some open-mike catched phrases from the Mother and her Twin, and from one of Travis’ sisters. My guess – Stabby was put on a 72-hour psych eval, thus the delay. But that’s what we all expected anyway. I’d have been SHOCKED had she not pulled anything like that right off the bat.

    P.S. Great catch with the granny faking the wheelchair. I noticed the same thing when they were leaving after jail visit. She was prancing around like a duckie. But next morning she had to be wheeled into court by the disgusting Stabby-sweetheart-wanna-be Donovan, all crunch up and pretending to be in so much f-ing pain. Just another SHOW FOR THE JURY!
    The whole family is full of LIARS and ASSHOLES. Puke!

    • Posted by Gretchen on May 10, 2013 at 7:57 am

      I hope the jurors see through all of this crap. I hope the statements from family don’t have to be by video, but if Stephens approve it as she have approved much of what the defense asks for, I hope their statements will come strong and the jurors will see their pain and sincerity and again grant them their wish. DEATH PENALTY!!!!!!!!

      • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 12, 2013 at 6:53 am

        I’m hoping for live statements and the defense being shut down – hoping and praying. Am sick of this bunch of losers continuing to ask for special treatment.

    • Posted by Pfenix on May 10, 2013 at 3:27 pm

      I doubt she will get her way, and you know Mr. Martinez will fight that. Jodi is immature, selfish, and well a sociopath. She hates facing the truth, gets angry (killing Travis), avoids, or breaks down and buckle. She doesn’t want to face the family and not have control on what they have to day. It’s over for her, and she is retreating back to alternative universe.

      Jodi, you have reached your destination…Welcome to the Point of No Return. Twist and turn, lie abundantly, desperately try to manipulate, it makes no difference anymore. Reality is inevitable.

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 12, 2013 at 6:52 am

      She knew a migraine wouldn’t give her the results she wanted so she upped the ante.

  56. Posted by Tracy Davis on May 10, 2013 at 7:39 am

    I love, love, love your writing! The descriptions are so funny but yet so accurate, i.e. Stabby’s 45 minutes of “verbal diarrhea.” That fiasco of an interview was probably (to her) meant to be a victory interview because, after all, “no jury would convict me.” Ha ha! All the horrible things she said in the interview have proved once again that she is completely void of all human decency. I also have a theory about why she spent 12 hours at Travis’ house before she murdered him. Some say she wanted to be the last person to have sex with him, but I think she wanted to make him “cheat” on the woman he was going to Cancun with, the way she felt “cheated” on. That goes along with her controlling, jealous personality.

  57. Posted by Katharine B. on May 10, 2013 at 7:52 am

    Thanks for another gem-laden blog! I needed that.

    It’s also nice to know that others share my extreme hatred for and frustration with Stabby. I’m normally a lawa abiding, non-violent, moral human, but my reactions to the Homicidal Ho’s antics are primitive and brutal. I am ashamed to say that I really wish someone would beat the sh** out of her.

    • Posted by Beans on May 10, 2013 at 8:30 am

      you’re not alone.

    • Posted by eve737 on May 10, 2013 at 5:42 pm

      I was kind of hoping the bailiff would have accidentally fell asleep on the magic button to JA’s stun waist belt while she was giving that interview.

  58. Posted by De-Edifying Watcher on May 10, 2013 at 7:56 am

    Here is the voicemail Arias left on Sunday for the local Fox reporter to set up her after-verdict interview (her media seduction)
    Listen to it…Does this sound like a murderer imminently facing a murder one conviction…or someone calling a caterer for party plans?
    This freak IS a sociopath !!!

    http://www.chathousenews.com/2013/05/jodi-arias-voice-mail-to-ksaz-fox-10s.html

    • Posted by Lee Wright on May 10, 2013 at 8:52 am

      OMG….just listened to this…. unreal, you would think she was ordering cupcakes…she actually sounds quite cheerful, like “Hey, see you later, maybe we can go dancing!!”

    • Wow!! Can this bitch get any more depraved and bitchy? Did they pay her for this interview?!

      • So, the prison knew about it ahead of time since they record all phone calls and they still let her do it?!!!! WTH?

        • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 12, 2013 at 1:04 am

          The fact that the corrections dept HAD to know about this ahead of time, and DIDN’T share, shows how much THEY HATE HEAVY D AND THE HOMECOMING QUEEN TOO!!!! It makes me smile just imagining their faces…. :)

      • Posted by Pfenix on May 10, 2013 at 3:33 pm

        Troy said No, she got no money. Just more fame whoring don’tcha know.

    • Has anyone else noticed how much Hodi sounds like Casey Anthony on this tape? Both talking really fast and sounding oh-so business-like and officious when they don’t realize or care they are being taped!!!?

      • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 12, 2013 at 6:58 am

        Sure is a different voice from the recorded phone call with Travis. Quite the actress. Quite business-like too.

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 12, 2013 at 6:57 am

      Chummy….on a first name basis with him too.

  59. Posted by 4L150N on May 10, 2013 at 8:14 am

    LMAO!!! LOVE IT!!! You are so good at this!!!!!

  60. Posted by Beans on May 10, 2013 at 8:15 am

    here’s the song to accompany this piece – ‘Goodtime Stabby’s Got The Blues’.[apologies to Danny O'Keefe]

  61. Posted by JudgeMeNot on May 10, 2013 at 8:27 am

    God you’re hilarious. Thanks for making my day!

  62. Ha! Stabby just thought she was entitled to do her own sur-sur-sur rebuttal with her latest boy toy who won’t object like her “bully” prosecutor. (Note to Jodi: don’t get em quite so young anymore. Makes you look really old and haggy doncha know.) Her new theme: document your abuse. Hey, all you criminal demons needing the abuse excuse for 1st degree murder . . . hit yourselves with baseball bats and take photos. Put generic abuse stories in your journals- you never know when you’ll need them. Steal some x-rays of broken fingers. Tell people you’re being abused, keep names and dates in a rol-o-dex card file. Apparently made-up, unsubstantiated accusations only work if you’re Jose Baez with 12 Pinellas pinheads for jurors.

  63. Posted by Carol Caudel on May 10, 2013 at 8:52 am

    Grandma’s now you see it,now you don’t wheelchair-
    Love it–

  64. Posted by Patty on May 10, 2013 at 9:04 am

    Thank you, thank you, thank you, Eggy!

  65. Posted by mystree10 on May 10, 2013 at 9:11 am

    Awesome, awesome post and also loved every one of the replies. She brings out the worst negative emotions in me. She’s such a hateful and ugly killer.

  66. Posted by Chris West Palm Beach on May 10, 2013 at 9:18 am

    Eggy…You are too funny,once again you have hit one out of the park. Lipgloss!!
    I quickly noticed the shiny lips and thought to myself..She did not. The wheelchair is needed to get the hell out of court or the parking lot as fast as possible. Is anyone really surprised at her ridiculous antics to stay in the spotlight? It’s over for Jodi.Her
    dilussional plan to fool the masses has imploded.It didn’t work,it’s all her fault and we know that,and we also know that she will never tell the truth,show remorse, or take any responsibility because she will then have to admit to herself that she is a sick,sick girl.

  67. Kudos again for a stellar post, Eggy. You know, sometimes you just have to love Arpaio (only sometimes). “You’re wanting to die, Stabby? Psyche WARD! Now. You will not take away our ability to eventually kill you!” And Stabby’s out of circulation, not even momma can visit. LOVE it! The psychotic’s loss of control and exposure is killing the psychotic.

    Hearing that voice during the interview and during her Fox phone message: The lilting false sweetness of it. Can you IMAGINE poor Travis putting up with this mercurial excuse for a human? Rereading his final late May 08 diatribe to her yesterday and her response “Really? the email didn’t show up yet.” Absolutely no response to him or his concerns. I think she was starting to plan even then.

  68. Posted by Linda Cole on May 10, 2013 at 9:27 am

    I’m so glad that someone else noticed that when grandma was leaving the jail after visiting her dear granddaughter, she walked just fine…..no wheelchair and not even a cane….I see lying runs in deep in the family. What did she think, that she could act disabled and everyone would feel sorry for her spawn of the devil granddaughter? NOT!!

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 12, 2013 at 1:24 am

      Normally I wouldn’t bother playing Devil’s Advocate for any Stabby relation, but the unexpected does occur! So, I have to use a cane when I got out, so I don’t fall on my arse in public (again lol) but when I’m at home, I know all the places I can use to support myself if necessary, so I don’t use my cane as much. When we go somewhere I have to walk or stand for longer than I can tolerate, (& for me, it depends on the day) they get me a wheelchair. (like @ the airport) I haven’t personally experienced the miraculous “wheelchair to dancing” healing that Stabby Granny obviously did, but God is good, and I know I’m lucky for the things I DO have. (& she just might be on better drugs than me!)

  69. Posted by Frieda on May 10, 2013 at 9:27 am

    How many times does she have to have the stake driven through her before she stops torturing this family? Do you think she drinks blood at night?

  70. I just can’t with this Imitation of Human Form. She got me mad like I know her or something. Jeez.

  71. Hi All. I just checked Donavan Bering’s twitter account. The only post was about Nancy DisGrace and her slap to the face of battered women every where. WTF?!!
    Her old twitter account is wiccan4ever from 2011. Must have been when she got out of prison then.
    There is a fake jodiarias account now, real stupid
    Let me go and do a virus scan now and take a shower….. ugh

    • Posted by Frieda on May 10, 2013 at 10:19 am

      Oh my. Did we ever have any doubts that demons were at work? Wiccan4ever? Death won’t be freedom for Stabby

      • Yay, Frieda, it gave me the creeps reading that crap. yaooowwww!
        Then, it showed a photo of that big fat hermaphrodite hugging another inmate, not JoDie, in prison. YUCK!!!!
        Just type in Donavan Bering on twitter, if you dare……

  72. Another great post Eggy, you’re a godsend during dark times.

    I have to believe that this contrived “delay” will backfire and ultimately cause a positive outcome for the true victims at the end of the day. These jurors will likely hear that breezy call made to Hayden during the penalty phase of the trial, so Stabby’s own words will come back to bite her AGAIN. The ironic part is that she truly doesn’t understand that’s she is her own worst enemy. I’m beginning to think she’s a mulitple personality…and all of them bad. She continually has a meeting going on in her head and no one is chairing. Order…order!!

    Have a great weekend Eggsters! {{{Hugs}}}

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 12, 2013 at 7:03 am

      Relief! Now I can hope for the call (LOVE “breezy”) AND the interview to BOTH be played for the jury!

  73. Posted by Observer on May 10, 2013 at 9:50 am

    Jodi Arias couldn’t let the Murder 1 Guilty verdict be about Justice for Travis.

    She had to make it about her.

    Like Juan Martinez said Jodi Arias is a manipulator who craves fame.

    So what did she do? She takes to the airwaves to try to manipulate the public since she couldn’t manipulate the jury.

    You can pretty much figure anything Jodi says is the opposite of what she says.

    She told Flores if she killed Travis she would show mercy and use a gun, not a knife. She showed him no mercy when she stabbed him in the heart, chest, back, head, legs, hands and slit his throat, then shot him in the head to make sure he was dead.

    When she says she wants the death penalty because death is the ultimate freedom, she is trying to manipulate the jury to save her life.

    Jodi doesn’t want to die. She’s threatened suicide since she was a child as a manipulation to get what she wants but the only time she claims she tried suicide she stopped because a razor nick on her wrist “stung.” Jodi is too narcissistic to kill herself.

    If she gets the death penalty, she is locked in a cell 23 hours a day and she won’t be able to yack, yack, yack and manipulate other prisoners who want to be her friend because she’s been on TV. She won’t be able to have television cameras televising her every move and in the time it takes the appeals to end (12 years in Arizona) the world will be rid of her.

    Jodi Arias is a danger to society. All it takes is Jodi Arias going into a rage over a perceived rejection and she will kill a guard or another prisoner.

    I hope the jurors give her the needle because she has no remorse and she will never stop using the media to trash Travis, his family and Martinez until she dies.

    • Posted by Polk8dot on May 12, 2013 at 6:35 am

      People who are TRULY going to commit suicide do not broadcast the fact beforehand. The point is you WANT TO SUCCEED, so you do not forwarn others as they can prevent you from doing it. I had a period in my teenage years, when I was in black, black depression. My father just died, my mother checked out mentally and physically, leaving the household and 2 younger siblings on my head, on top of all my own worries. I handled it for 1.5 years, then cracked. Within a month I tried to kill myself twice, both times almost succeeding. Yet somehow there were other plans for me, as I’m still here.

      Not at any point would it ever cross my mind to warn my family or anyone else what I was planning to do. And never before had I ever told anyone about those attempts. Not my husband of 25 years, not my closest friends, not my siblings. There is simply no reason and no justification for putting such weight on others. The only person who ever knew was my mother, and it seemed to shake her out of her black hole and back into life.
      People who commit suicide do so because they are at the absolute end of their defenses. There is NOTHING easy about it. There is NOTHING cowardly about it. It seems like the ONLY way to end the pain, whatever may be causing it. Suicide is horrible. It hurts so many people around you, and you know that it will, and yet you are sooooooo deep in the darkness you do not see any other way out, to free yourself as much as your loved ones.

      Jodi Arias is a PROFESSIONAL INTER-PERSONAL TERRORIST. She uses the lies, the scams, the manipulation to get what she wants. She uses any means necessary to accomplish her goals. She is a narcissist who just deigns to live amongst us mortals, and light our way through life with her devine enlightenment. She LOVES ONLY HERSELF.
      SHEWOULD NEVER EVER KILL HERSELF, and deprive the world of her gifts to humanity. But she will threaten it over and over, because like a true psychopath she can sense what works and what guarantees her the best outcome. She will stop at nothing as we saw proven with Travis.
      The only limit she has in her actions, the only thing she will never ever do is HURT HERSELF. She loves and appreciates herself way too much for that.

      But most of all SHE GETS OFF on threatening others with suicide.

      I believe in death penalty. I believe that there are people on this planet, so depraved, so evil that they do not deserve to live amongst us and pollute the wordl’s ‘energy pool’ with their heinous actions. These sick fu@k$ need killing.
      Jodi Arias is one of them. She slithers her way through life like a parasite or a snake, and wherever she’s been, whatever she’s come in contact with, she leaves her slime all over it.
      The death penalty for her can not come soon enough.

  74. Egg, I have to agree that one is right up there with the rest of the best. Is it the sun that brings this out? Forewarned it’s suppose to disappear here by Mother’s Day ;( Have a great weekend all!

  75. Posted by Frieda on May 10, 2013 at 10:49 am

    photo/1 Looks like Heavy-D and Walmart want to flee? Not surprising.

    photo/1

  76. Posted by Sheila on May 10, 2013 at 10:57 am

    If this demon truly wants the DP the truth will come out if and when (and God I hope it’s when) they give her the DP. If she really means what she says she will immediately fire her attorney’s and say she does not want to file ANY appeals and have the date set for her injection as soon as possible. No I don’t believe she want’s the DP.

  77. Dearest EGG,
    I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE you!!!
    How did you develope your talent? Yes, I know, I do know everything you write about this worthless Satan’s spaw, this shit-head skank is true. But the way you write is incredible!
    GOD, I love and admire you, Egg.
    Are you a female? I am NOT gay(or happy–although your daily writings do make my day brighter and give me much more to look forward to). But will you marry me? Please?

  78. Eggy My Love,
    I would like to write an ode to you. However I must go work on something that I feel will do you justice.
    So for now, suffice it to say:
    Roses are red, Violets are blue.
    Egg, you are yellow.
    But I am devoted to you.
    (Smiley face)

  79. And to Judas Arias:
    SUCK IT, Bitch!!!!

  80. Eggy,
    I do have a complaint about you:
    Why, WHY do you not write every single day? Why do only write every three days or so? Every three days is NOT enough.
    I need my Eggy fix EVERY day. In fact, twice every day would be even better.

    BTW:
    Only I can call you Eggy.
    Everyone else better not copy my term of endearment for you.

  81. Posted by Potatoes Browning on May 10, 2013 at 11:19 am

    Coming soon to a stage near you The Jodi Arias show….Every one knows that Jodi Arias is the show stopper and the main event…Ovrr the oast 5 years Jodi has set the standard by which all psycopaths should be judged…see a her cohorts Wilma the whiner her lawn gnome file an endless stream of bankrupt montion in attempts to subvert justice….its the greatest show on earth or as Jodi say you better come and see me because you know you really want to he me….this was suppose to be a limited enganement but after 4 months who the hell knows anymore….tickets are going fast so be the first one on your block to get yours now…Coming soon Jodi Arias Action doll complete with knife and canned fog…please note Consious is sold sold seperatlely and at a premium.

    • HLN is way over the top with the drama and JVM really needs me to slap her mouth, just sickening with her screaming and obnoxious yapping.

      • Posted by Pfenix on May 10, 2013 at 3:48 pm

        Nah, just threaten her with a 32 oz. Porterhouse steak dinner and a couple of Jack and Cokes!!!

  82. Posted by Frieda on May 10, 2013 at 12:00 pm

    I think this happened after the bomb scare. Word is that Stabby threw a tantrum, had a fight with her lawyers.

  83. Posted by Frieda on May 10, 2013 at 12:01 pm

    *If it’s true at all.

  84. Posted by Judy Rumensky on May 10, 2013 at 12:25 pm

    Absolutely freaking brilliant. Wish I could get a copy to that worthless felon.

  85. Posted by skeptical onlooker on May 10, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    Much was made by her Fefence Attorneys..over the fact that Jodi didn,t kill Travis right away..or whilst he slept.

    I think it’s simple. Jodi arrived at 4.30 am. a) she was tired…she knew she would need time and energy to clean up..and then continue driving. b) At that time of the morning..it’s quiet..sounds are magnified..and there was a roomate in the house.

    Waking up in the afternoon….She wanted to get him in a vulnerable position. He wasn’t going to let her come at him with a large knife..and she couldn’t be sure the gun wouldn’t misfire or jam. She had to get him in the shower. Vulnerable. So..she says lets take photos. We’ll delete them..and I’ll take some * modelling shots of your new looking hit bd in the shower.

    She has sex with him..a) because she’ll be the last woman to do so..b) after sex..who doesn’t take a shower. He goes along with it…probably happy she’s going to soon be on her way. ( she had already packed up her car.)

    The last shot..she has him wedged in the narrow shower..facing sideways..leg over the other. The most vulnerable position. And then..she makes the first deadly strike.

    Evil personified. Thank God..she loved her camera so much. It’s ironic that the thing she was the most attached to in the whole World..is what will be the death of her.

    • Posted by Frieda on May 10, 2013 at 5:51 pm

      Add this to the cunning of the succubus — notice that the last two shots (while he was living) are using a flash? She intentionally blinded him for 5-10 seconds so he couldn’t see her coming. Two flashes in a row would extend that period.

      Why do I think that? I’m a photographer and noticed that all her images were ridiculously bad. Given that the photo session was just a farse to set him up, that is understandable BUT here’s the deal. She has the flash off for most of the shower shots which means they’re underexposed and show subject motion (blur). It’s a very low light situation. If They’re worthless and she knows it. If she turns the flash on the exposure is better but with that camera it would be “on the camera flash”, which is a novice mistake – they look like sh*t, but it’s sufficient for memories. To remedy this she would need a different $ camera and a different $$$ lens to have those turn out to even get close to “Calvin Klein” quality. She HAS to know this, not that I’ve ever seen proof she can actually shoot photos well. So, then she suddenly fires the flash off twice, knowing they will never be true artsy” shots – it HAD to be to blind him temporarily, when he was down, doubly vulnerable. He never saw it coming, until she was very advanced in her attack.

      • Posted by Observer on May 10, 2013 at 6:06 pm

        Frieda, you are absolutely right. My husband and I believe Travis never posed for those shower pictures. We think she left and then sneaked back while he was taking a shower and took pictures of him with his back and side to her. He turns around and sees her with his camera and slides down to the floor and crosses his leg so she can’t take a picture of his genitals. She blinds him with the flash taking the picture of his face and buttocks and then stabs him in the heart. She intended to kill him in the shower so she could clean up the blood. She didn’t count on him trying to get the knife away and getting to the sink and the rug where she slit his throat and he bled out.

        • Posted by Frieda on May 10, 2013 at 6:13 pm

          Yes! Either way, it’s vicious and shows further premeditation. I can just picture her fury at him because he wouldn’t die quick enough.

      • Posted by eve737 on May 10, 2013 at 7:05 pm

        WOW, didn’t think of that…definitely would have blinded him at least for a minute or so.

  86. Posted by Leftcoast granny on May 10, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    Eggy, your posts are outstanding. I truly admire your wit.
    Since evil Stabby is such a master manipulator, can it be possible that she may file a complaint of ineffective counsel and start this circus all over again?
    You are right on about Nana Arias. The minute she showed up in court, I knew the wheelchair was just a prop. Could that have been another sleazy ploy by Heavy D and Whiny Wilmott to elicit sympathy from the jury? It certainly worked on some of the commentators on HLN
    If it’s true that this whiny duo is trying to withdraw from the case, I certainly hope Judge Stephens denies the request.

    • Posted by Observer on May 10, 2013 at 6:13 pm

      An appeal for ineffective counsel will be denied by a higher court because Wilmott and Nurmi vigorously defended her. Jodi Arias wouldn’t listen to her attorneys so they went with the self defense based on lies she made up and did the best they could with what they had to work with. Nurmi tried to withdraw twice and is attempting to withdraw now after Jodi did the Fox 10 interview Wednesday against his advice.

  87. Posted by skeptical onlooker on May 10, 2013 at 12:29 pm

    sorry about the typos. Hot bod.

  88. Posted by Pamela Garron on May 10, 2013 at 12:52 pm

    “Boohooville, Arizona” I can’t stop laughing!

  89. Jodi does not want the Alexander family to testify out loud in open court because it would take the limelight off of her PERIOD That Narccistic Cow does not want anyone else to be talked about but her & HLNTV is feeding that frenzy big time. She does not want to die by any mean then her adoring fans in the jail can not hug her & ask for her autograph. I mean come on News crews didn’t any of you ever hear DON’T FEED THE BEARS? Get a friggin clue already & report on what a great human Travis was & not on the Cut up no tomato (C…U…N…T) Jodi is! Enough we want to hear more about TRAVIS!

  90. Linda, that is the best news I’ve heard today! hahahahaha!!! No wonder she’s freaking out, I would be! That WILL kill her!

    Arias, like the other 132 maximum security female inmates, will be shackled and walked by armed guards to a small fenced-in area for an hour of outdoor activity, six days a week.

    She will eat in her cell alone, three square meals a day with a rotating menu, but will also be able to buy things like candy, chips and soda at the prison canteen. “It’s okay food,” said Marson. “I’ve had it. It’s not going to get a lot of stars, but it will pass.”

    • It just struck me that just like swamp slut (CA) and JoDie, both had a real problem with keeping cars running and filling gas cans. AH,HAHAHAHA!!!!
      May they both rot in hell.

      • They also both really enjoyed talking about SIM cards in their various electronic devices (Blackjack phones, digital cameras, etc).

  91. Posted by Cindy Lou on May 10, 2013 at 1:12 pm

    Looks like HLN finally got the perfect location for Jinxasaurus. The Psych Ward. Hangin’ with the Arias’ s. Her kinda peeps!

    • Posted by Ria on May 10, 2013 at 10:04 pm

      I seriously think jinkasaurus has a tent pitched outside that courthouse, she’s there ALL day!!! Maybe her and Jane are tent roomies:)

    • Posted by Beans on May 10, 2013 at 10:55 pm

      good one. i’m smilin’.

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 12, 2013 at 7:12 am

      What a way to near the end of these posts…..actually snickering.

    • Posted by Polk8dot on May 12, 2013 at 7:55 am

      That woman CAN NOT give a straightforward answer to a single question, just like Whore-Ass. Every sentence sounds like it comes straight from a fiction novel, and not a good one.
      Every fricking comment has to be a verbal telenovela, with modulated tones, suspensful mid-sentence breaks, colored by what ‘she believes she sees’.
      She’s always trying to create drama, and I hate her for it. I can’t stand JVM, but even she, with all her screeching, is still more palatable than Jinxasaurus.
      When she was talking about watching the jury members after start of deliberations, her bullshit drove me nuts.
      – ‘Oh, this one looked crooked at that one’, and
      – ‘She wiped her brow stealing herself for the fight inside’, and
      – ‘He let the air out of his mouth in such a way that I knew he was exhausted from the fighting’, and finally
      – ‘OH, THERE IS DISSENSION!!!!’.

      F * U * C * K !!!!
      She was trying sooooo f-ing hard to convince us that there are problems within the jury. Just like she tried before to get JM in trouble for signing autographs, creating crap around nothing, giving HeavyD an excuse to again demand mistrial.
      And now she is at the Psych Ward of the prison, making up stories again, about how ‘Jodi must be MORE sick than the ‘lowest level’ because otherwise they would let her see her mother’. Yeah, she must be so f-ing sick – yet she is not in a padded naked room. Maybe she just refused to see the mother? Hah, didn’t think of that, did ya?
      Jinxasaurus – Shut the Fuck Up!!!!!

      This bitch lives to create drama and controversy, where there are none!
      Fucking shit-stirrer!

      PS. And can we talk about her inappropriate attire? I understand when you’re in a studio situation, shown only waist up, nobody cares what you have on underneath. But once you get out of the studio, or court, and start broadcasting from a street, or a parking lot, your whole body is in view. Maybe it would be more professional to wear a skirt or a dress that actually covers your butt, for once? EVERY TIME I see her standing outside, her ass is hanging out, and her stick legs are showing. Be a little more business-like, FFS. You’re not covering a backyard BBQ, you are covering a DP trial.

  92. Posted by Cindy Lou on May 10, 2013 at 1:25 pm

    Just listened to the voicemail left for Fox. The sticky lilting sweetness. Only thing missing was a chirpy “fun, fun, fun!!” thrown in like the phony voicemail she left for Travis just hours after she stuffed him in the shower, tear assing thru the desert in the middle of the night with her car crammed full of knives, guns, gas cans, and bloody hands. Those midnight sprees thru the desert (of which there were many) are the chilling images of Jodi Arias that will live in my memory and haunt my dreams.

  93. Posted by Mo Mo MIssouri on May 10, 2013 at 1:52 pm

    Looks like Demarte was spot on in her diagnosis of BPD.

  94. Posted by Observer on May 10, 2013 at 2:06 pm

    Doesn’t this sound just like Jodi Arias?

    From: Confessions of a Sociopath http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/201305/confessions-sociopath
    What Is Evil, Really?
    The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is a sociopath’s dream. Mormons believe that everyone has the potential to be godlike—I believe this includes me. Every being is capable of salvation; my actions are what matters, not my ruthless thoughts, not my nefarious motivations. Everyone is a sinner, and I never felt that I was outside this norm.

    When I attended Brigham Young—where students were even more trusting than the average Mormon—there were myriad opportunities for scamming. I stole from the lost and found, saying I lost a book, but then I would take the “found” book to the bookstore and sell it. Or, I’d take an unlocked bike that sat in the same place for days. Finders, keepers.

    • Posted by Frieda on May 10, 2013 at 6:18 pm

      Oh wow, very honest… kind of? Yuck. Terrifying. The same would go for any gathering of people who sincerely want to be good.

  95. Absolutely freaking awesome! Wish I could get a copy to that worthless felon.

  96. Posted by JM on May 10, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    Very well written!! You were point on and covered all facets of Jodi Arias true self with accuracy.

  97. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 10, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    Tonight at 8 p.m. on NBC is “Obsession: The Jodi Arias Story” (what about Travis?) & I JUST saw a commercial for a CNN special about this case that’s supposed to be on @10 p.m. EST tonight, but the CNN program guide said the episode of “ac360″ shown in that time slot is about the Cleveland case. Just FYI for anyone who’s interested.

    • Thanks jenni for that little tidbit of news. Something else to watch while we’re waiting for that nut to really crack. lol!

    • Posted by eve737 on May 10, 2013 at 5:12 pm

      The movie isn’t time slotted yet. They had to wat for the verdict to write the finish. But soon..

  98. This blog is soo damn good I just KNOW Jenny would loooove to see it. So I copied some of the recent ones and sent them to her. Me thinks even the sassy homecoming queen can appreciate good humor. Especially now that Stabby has gone batshit crazy and she’s pretty much thrown in the towel on her Stabby Twin. I hope she enjoys reading it as much as we do!

  99. And not to worry, Jenny has her ethics right up there with Stabbys. Defending child molesters and rapists and sadistic murderesses are just some of her past times. She gloats about it here..

    http://willmottlaw.com/attorneys.html

    Wow, she must have a place in Hell right beside Stabby. Kindred spirits the two of them are! No wonder they get along so well!!

    • Posted by De-Edifying Watcher on May 10, 2013 at 5:51 pm

      Thx, moonshyne for Perky’s info…
      From her website…”In addition to her criminal defense practice, Jennifer has taught hundreds of attorneys trial practice skills and how to be a competent and effective criminal defense attorney.”
      Now this is too, too funny. Can you imagine sitting through her “classes” listening to that voice and cadence hour after hour??
      *That* would be grounds for class-induced PTSD !!

  100. Posted by De-Edifying Watcher on May 10, 2013 at 4:08 pm

    Is being inherently EVIL a mental illness??
    This demon bitch has had 5 years to explore all her options with regard to AZ’s legal codes. She has contingency plans in her twisted hippocampus for all situations.
    I Will give her credit for being smarter than Perky and Bluto.
    They ARE bottom feeders, for sure, and Stabby has outsmarted them.
    BUT..she is not going to best Superman Juan. He also has had 5 years to observe and plan.
    Stabby, enjoy that suicide cell !!

  101. Posted by libbywalker on May 10, 2013 at 4:46 pm

    lolol very funny

  102. Do you have a Twitter account? I’d love to get updates from you throughout the day instead of just stalking this page, waiting for you to post :) if so could you please post it in your next post? Thank you Anti-Stabby!!!!

    • Posted by Frieda on May 10, 2013 at 6:15 pm

      I’m just learning Twitter and not having much luck. I couldn’t figure out why no one would talk back to me …until I saw I had my tweets on PRIVATE LOL Only close friends could see them. Oops – I’ll get the hang of it soon. Maybe by then our EggTree will be Tweeting.

  103. Poor poor stabby. Too bad she doesn’t realize that it is illegal to stab, slash, and shoot an innocent man and lie about it. Shame on all of us for not believing her lies. Stabby is really going to hate the needle!

    • Posted by Frieda on May 10, 2013 at 6:16 pm

      Oh, but it wasn’t her fault! He refused to take her to Cancun, so he deserved it.

  104. Posted by De-Edifying Watcher on May 10, 2013 at 5:43 pm

    Hmmmm…….
    Is being inherently EVIL a mental illness…?

    Or is being inherently EVIL a one way ticket out of this dimension?

    We shall see…

  105. Did you guys see my case crush Mark Eiglarsh bust out the fog machine on Dr Drew tonight?! :lol: He looked embarassed; I wonder whose idea it was?!

  106. Mah darlin Mark E is really ripping Drew a new one over falling for Stabby’s latest “Help me hence ho, I wanna die” act.

    • Posted by Ria on May 10, 2013 at 8:57 pm

      Mark SO hates any sympathy for Stabby Einstein, and rightly so! “Help me hence ho, I wanna die” ROFL! Don’t cha know that Stabby doesn’t want to spend her natural life in one place??? She’s very healthy and doesn’t smoke. Therefore, if bad health ran in her family it would be more agreeable for Ms. Arias to get the death penalty, because it would equal less years of suffering for Stabby. But since she has this amazing life expectancy that we’re not as privileged to have, we must consider that we’re subjecting Stabby Einstein to a much worse punishment than us regular folks, because of this unusually long life expectancy she has. She’ll probably sue Nana Arias for being so healthy.

      • Posted by Ria on May 10, 2013 at 9:03 pm

        BTW, Travis comes from a family where they also look alike, therefore poor sweet victim can’t look at them. As opposed to REAL abused women who have born children via their abusers yet still love those children regardless of the fact that they are from their abusers and may look like them. But fake abused woman cannot look at her horrible abusers sister…B**LL SH&T

        • Hasn’t she also sketched and/or painted their portraits throughout the trial, to sell on E-Bay? Yet her delicate sensibilities now keep her from looking at them in court? B*tch, please…. :roll:

          • Posted by Ria on May 11, 2013 at 11:06 am

            She copied (I think she traces) a Dior ad featuring Natalie Portman and it did end up resembling Travis’ sister a lot. I heard, not sure if this is true, that someone contacted Dior about Stabby selling copyrighted work without permission and they were going to send her a cease and desist letter. Radar Online posted all the ads she’s been copying and selling, although I’m skeptical about whether she’s actually sold anything. The “Jodi is (NOT) Innocent” site is asking $1000’s per traced, fake picture but in the comments, everyone says they wish they could afford one but it’s out of their price range.

            • I remember seeing a painted portrait Of one of Travis’ brothers that she was trying to sell. It has a green background, IIRC. And there was also a sketch of the same brother likened to Elvis, with two women resembling his sisters, that was sketched in court during the trial. So classy…

            • I remember Being so irritated when I watched one of those documentaries about this case (Im pretty sure it was “Picture Perfect”), when Stabby introduced herself as “an artist and photographer.” Because she’s neither an artist nor a photographer by trade. She was a waitress who traced other people’s artwork and played with a camera in her free time. Poorly.

              And again during her interview with Flores when she was talking about the memory card on her “professional camera.” Taking pictures of your friend’s wedding does not make one a professional photographer. It makes you a cheap substitute who knows how to operate a camera.

              Sorry, just needed to vent…

              • Posted by Sully on May 11, 2013 at 1:24 pm

                Calling, The Louvre. Move that Mona Lisa out of the way. We’ve procured a gen-u-ine Arias that the artist knows would de-edify Leonardo, if only he were not dead.

                • Remember when she said a gallery owner told her her artwork could hang next to Monet or Van Gogh? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! delusions of grandeur, indeed. Aside from the fact that few of her paintings are originals, none of them have any depth. It’s almost like shes scared of the brush, and only completes the bare minimum to finish the work. Really boring…

              • Posted by Ria on May 11, 2013 at 3:08 pm

                I so agree, I’ve yet to see one photo Stabby’s taken that is even slightly impressive. She knows nothing about camera’s.

                I hope you realize HOW many other sites are now referring to IT as Stabby! When I see that I know they read your blog:)

              • Posted by pfenix on May 12, 2013 at 7:01 pm

                Don’t be sorry about venting…notice we are all tuning in. Straight on about the truth, and giving real artists the shudders. She is the greatest example of a wanna be with delusions of grandur. Post that, Tales of Stabby the Wanna Be

  107. Posted by amiThe fTonya pBro on May 10, 2013 at 6:47 pm

    I hope the family gets up there & talks for 18 DAYS!! And take Stabby’s crayons away during court…she’ll have plenty of cell time for coloring later…..like 23 hours a day :)

  108. Posted by gailie on May 10, 2013 at 7:06 pm

    Awesome… !!! I had to read it again… thanks for sharing your talent with us.

  109. Posted by nella lee on May 10, 2013 at 8:46 pm

    I thought Stabbi was put in the psych ward Thursday after a shouting (violent?) match in court, that’s why all the extra guards were called in. Maybe she had a psychotic break, who knows?

    I think after the interview on Wednesday Einstein was still in the jail under”regular” suicide watch, so she must have done something pretty spectacular. It’s a good thing she didn’t have a knife or Wormi would be dead…she doesn’t like him anymore. Wonder how he liked being trashed by her on Fox. I gather she thinks she lost because he wasn’t “capable.”

    But what I really wanted to say was that Stabbi should leave her crotch to medical science or to Ripley’s Believe it or Not. It’s the Ninth Wonder of the World.

    • This is really gross, but i ‘ve gotta say: that thing has seen more d*ck ends than weekends.

      God I hope my mom isnt reading this… :lol:

      • Posted by De0Edifying Watcher on May 11, 2013 at 10:43 am

        Egg, that is quite a visual…!!! And you are right !!

        Your mom will forgive you…after all, you’re only telling the truth!

  110. Stubby has been in abc and NBC tonight. I’m sure if she can, she’s tunning in. Both stations described her as being more than attractive. I wonder if she knows these channels are giving her this attention? If she does, I’m sure she’s relishing it. Stubbie has no intention of committing suicide after all it is not her fault the jury and everyone else has this wrong. Stubbie must find a way to give voice to all those unfortunate inmates who like her witness’, cannot take on mean lawyers like Jaun. She must be around to “jump in them” and speak for them. Until then, she must set up a prison organization to develop communication skills to take on these bullyeeeeez. She must also lead the prison collection for the Support Of Abused Women. And since there is no branch of Mormans (or support from them) in the prison system, Stubbie must lead the cause and create it. So in short, there are so many things Stubbie can do, ( to serve others) someone needs to bring this up as a mitigating factor. Do you think I should contact whoever her lawyers are and suggest it?

    • Posted by Ria on May 10, 2013 at 9:28 pm

      Yes Reba, the alliance of Stubbie and the MorMANS will be amazing. Mean lawyers are bad so we all agree that bullyeeeeeez are wrong. Definitely contact her lawyers, I’m sure they’ll be all over it.

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 11, 2013 at 8:07 am

      Do you remwmber what the name of the program on ABC was? I missed that one, but caught most of the NBC show. LOVE that they pointed out REPEATEDLY how manipulative Stabby was. (is, & always will be!)

      • Posted by Ria on May 11, 2013 at 3:12 pm

        I didn’t even know about it jenniferlyn but I’d love to see it. I was really trying to decipher Reba’s post, I couldn’t tell if she was being sarcastic or if she really thinks Stabby should lead a prison collection for the Support of Abused Women.

  111. Hum, I don’t know squat, thinking Beautiful Mark was embarrassed looking because of how Dr. Stews Facebook/twitter accts blew up in favor of Mark.
    That would please him but embarrass him also.

  112. Posted by Sully on May 10, 2013 at 11:23 pm

    Did anyone notice the difference in the tenor of Stabby’s voice on the voicemail? The register and pitch was lower and almost sounded like an adult female – if you ignore the bizarre and juvenile and narcissistic content. Then when she is interviewed…BAM..back to the high-pitched adolescent voice. She may be cray cray but she’s calculated cray cray.

    • Posted by Ria on May 12, 2013 at 9:31 am

      In the voicemail for Troy she was putting on her “I’m a very important business woman cutting very important business deals right now” voice. It was her big girl voice.

  113. …Egg…need to ask a dumb question…does everyone believe that this killing took place without any words being exchanged between Travis and Stabby??…Not only was she the last person to see him, sleep with him…she also was the last person to hear the words he was saying as she was butchering him….those words will have a lot of time to repeat over and over again in her head as she sees herself deteriorate emotionally and physically over the next few years…she might want to remove mirrors…it will not be pretty…hopefully Travis’ last words were ones to “stab” into her inner core…we can only imagine….

    • Listen to Stabby in her interview with Det. Flores in her second version about the two Ninjas who attacked and killed Travis. She outlines what the woman Ninja was doing and what Travis was saying. It’s chilling.

      • I d believe a lot of the answers are hidden in her “double speak” in that interview. It’s quite hainting, to say the least.

        • This is kind of haunting. Pathological, Compulsive liars always add tidbits of truth to their stories. It enables them to “believe in their own mixture of a New truth that that person alone can live with. Going back to her story with Det. Flores,i.e. ninja attacking etc, I put Jodi in place of the ninjas, and Travis begging “Help me , Jodi” , NOT “I’ll kill you Bitch”. She saw she SAW him collapsing etc.(Her whole BIG Fog). I went back to re-watch her interview w/ Det. Flores and substituted the name Jodi in place of terrorist. So creepy. The spin she added about her fighting them off, The the grandoise spin she uses in any story, to make herself look Better. That’s just a natural trait she embellishes. Poor Travis never stood a chance from day 1 ! If she was set free, I do believe she would have killed again. The next poor,unsuspecting man or woman who didn’t 100% want her to live on top of her pedestal. Think-Joran Vandersloot !!! :(

          • Posted by De-Edifying Watcher on May 11, 2013 at 4:31 pm

            “If she was set free, I do believe she would have killed again.”

            No Doubt about That.
            And credit to the jury for realizing that fact !!

  114. Posted by De0Edifying Watcher on May 11, 2013 at 8:32 am

    Stabby’s MO was to mimic anything Travis did or wanted to do in order to be “in his life” and to have exclusivity in his life.
    If he had followed Hindu or Pagan or whatever, she would have become a devotee too. And if he was ambivalent about a project, she would claim passion for it. Kinky sex was her ticket into his life and it was her means to maintain her role. Or so she thought…!

    She is parasitic, and once attaching to the host, uses the host for a life force. When the Travis made it clear that he was detaching, she killed him. And obviously watching her current antics, and seeing her with new people to drain, like her new BFF, the creepy Donovan person, she is on to other hosts.
    Chilling !!

    • Posted by Ria on May 11, 2013 at 12:33 pm

      Chris Hughes gave a 3 hour radio interview and he said Stabby would walk around their house with the book of Mormon, supposedly reading it. She wanted Travis to see her reading it, to convince him she really believed it.

      • Posted by De-Edifying Watcher on May 11, 2013 at 4:18 pm

        Yep, that sounds about right. Stabby was desperate and manic to fit the part, assuming that the Hughes would relay her devotion to the Book of Mormon to Travis.
        Insulting part about her is that she really thinks everyone was/is so stupid, so clueless about her ploys.
        But *the jury* wasn’t…..!!

  115. Posted by Observer on May 11, 2013 at 8:53 am

    Like Egg pointed out, Jodi Arias was throwing a tantrum on TV because the jury didn’t buy her The Big Bad Mormon Meanie Pedophile Made Me Butcher Him defense.

    Basically she was saying, “Just kill me and get it over with but you are all going to be sorry because I am an innocent victim.”

    She knew her family and Donovan would run right down to the jail and beg her to fight for her innocence with appeals. Then she could go into court and say, “I wanted death but my loved ones convinced me to live and fight this. I know I will be exonerated in the end so do what you want. I will win because the truth is on my side.”

    I hope the jury gives her the death sentence because in 12 years or less she will be executed and we will be rid of this blight on society.

  116. One moment that literally gave me chills during her interview was when she was talking abojt Juan “bullying” her witnesses, how she wanted to “jump inside their bodies and respond for them.”

    Spoken like a true demon. That’s exactly how they operate.

    Shudder….

    • Posted by GBPL on May 11, 2013 at 10:56 am

      eeeksmcgeeks!!!
      ….I need to finish it I guess,She was making me so mad I couldn’t..

      That truly is disturbing.

      • Posted by Ria on May 11, 2013 at 7:43 pm

        Where can I see the entire interview? Everything I find on youtube is just that first portion but I haven’t heard this part. I saw something that didn’t make it into the interview but can’t seem to find the interview in its entirety.

    • Posted by Andrea on May 11, 2013 at 6:41 pm

      I wondered if anyone caught that. Who would have guessed it would be the eggaroo!

  117. Posted by Suzanne Langlois on May 11, 2013 at 10:27 am

    Oh, Egg, how I’ve loved reading your Stabby Einstein posts!! As always, ‘Stabby’s Got The Sads’ was right on!

    In my opinion, Stabby deserves the death penalty if only to keep her isolated for the next 12 years or so, away from her adoring prison fans and new lesbian love. Remaining cell-bound 23 hours a day without human contact is exactly what this psychopathic, narcissistic murderess deserves. Stabby’s already cost the state two million dollars…it will only cost $92 per day to keep her caged up.

  118. Hi Egg and All. Hey, Egg, congrats on your HUGE posts! :grin:

    This is one of the best comments I read all week. C&P’d from Statement Analysis:

    Anonymous said…
    Deport her to a country like Somalia or North Korea or Myanmar or Afghanistan or the Gaza Strip or Sudan or the Nigerian Delta of the Ivory Coast with nothing but her prison uniform

    Deport her to a real slum like Kosice-Lunik IX (Slovakia) or San Juan de Lurigancho (Peru) or Orangi (Pakistan) or whatever is left of Kowloon (China)

    Kick her out of the US, making her not our problem, but kick her to a location that will destroy her

    May 9, 2013 at 2:44 PM
    Beauty!!!

  119. Question: Are they still going to charge her with stealing Grandpa’s gun? Why not?
    And, plagiarism for her stinking copied art that is shut down on ebay? ;)

  120. AH,HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You’ll love this!!

    Lindsay Lohan
    Cut Off from Adderall
    I’m Quitting Betty Ford!!!

    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2013/05/11/lindsay-lohan-rehab-betty-ford-adderall/#ixzz2T0XEnr94
    Visit the TMZ Store: http://tmzstore.com

    Another fricking lunatic that should STHU and move out of the country.

    • How DARE a rehab center take away her favorite drug. She clearly needs Adderall to treat her ADHD. There are no other drugs currently on the market to treat it. They may as well take away her meth and coke while theyre at it. The nerve…

      • Egg, they’re still letting the crazy bitch smoke ciggs. Wonder what’s in ‘em?
        Isn’t it supposed to be a rehab center to get well of all addictions? HA! Guess not!
        They said the Adderall stops after 15 years old, what does that say about her? puke…..

        • She’ also been on dilaudid for years due to “tooth pain.” who needs an opiate one step away from heroin for years on end, for a toothache? Fix the jacked up meth teefs, suck it up, and pop some ibuprofen, for Gods sake. :roll:

          • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 11, 2013 at 3:21 pm

            I would LOVE to know which DENTIST is prescribing DILAUDID (a synthetic form of MORPHINE) FOR TEETH?? (I had a spinal pump with that sh*t in it, it was awful) No dental school in the world recommends “maintanence” prescribing of Tier three narcotics for tooth pain!

            • Oh yeah, i was on dilaudid after major abdominal surgery, and it is no joke, Ive never felt so sick in my life. I couldnt turn my head without the room taking about 10 seconds to catch up with me. I was constantly on the verge of throwing up. I couldnt even sit up without the spins. Its a REALLY heavy painkiller. And uh….Im prrrrettty sure one shouldnt be driving on opiates. And alcohol. And amphetamines. All at once.

    • If she bails, a warrant will be issued for arrest, and- oh, who am I kidding, this is Lilo. The judge will probably issue a written apology and offer a lifetime prescription.

  121. Great post as usual — my only regret is that Jodi cannot read your blogs — although maybe Donovan is reading them to her –

  122. I really can’t imagine why “foggy” Stabby is kicking up a fuss – The state is actually doing her a big favor! She gets to sit and write a litany of made up stories for her “Shades of the 3 holed Wonder” manifesto. She gets to color her copied artistry for 23 hours a day! She does not need to work and support herself as the state will give her board and room for at least 12 years so she doesn’t need to work as a waitress nor try to pick up any more unsuspecting men to murder. What a deal!
    Ah yes of course the sociopath will miss her adoring fans in jail. Ah well small price to pay for such luxurious accommodations – After all with her outstanding qualifications as a human she could be living under a bridge somewhere.

    • Hi peony. I checked and ebay closed down her ‘art’ sales, cool. Maybe she could do sales for cutlery or straight shooting hand guns. As we know, she aims to please. ;) bitch

      • Well Carol if she was as smart as she thinks she is, she would draw a series of outstanding pictures of bloody knives and bullets leaving a 25 calibre gun chamber to be distributed in “Demonville” so her adoring lesbian fans can provide her with funds for chips and candy from the commissary. I’m pretty sure she will be able to write letters and send them out.

        There are just so many disgusting actions of this freakoid that separate her from a normal person that sewing her mouth shut would be a big relief. Too bad she can’t share a dinner with Hannibal Lechter!

      • I’m thinking the Son of Sam laws must have been enforced once she was officially convicted. Although, I’m pretty sure a third party can still technically sell them for her and funnel the money to her on the downlow. Maybe theyre “arranging” that as we speak. Evil never rests…

        • Posted by Ria on May 11, 2013 at 3:24 pm

          I believe so Eggy. IT was selling Survivor t-shirts and the money was going to a battered women’s shelter in Long Beach, CA. Long Beach, CA is, coincidentally, where Alyce LaToilette practices. Psycho Stabby will not stop, it’s not in her blood to stop. If she goes to death row, she’ll be giving interviews left and right and working 24/7 on her numerous appeals, courtesy of the taxpayers of AZ.

          • Posted by Ria on May 11, 2013 at 3:27 pm

            Just like Dr. Gefford rambling on about how the money he was making from testifying wasn’t going to go directly to him but to his “non-profit” practice, to aid students…blah blah blah blah blah. I lived in So Cal for over 30 years, we left there a year ago this month and with the horrible financial state they’re in there, I’m not surprised that was the only place they could turn to for their “experts”. The college Dr. Geffner founded has horrible reviews about the greed and money grubbing that goes on there.

        • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 11, 2013 at 3:38 pm

          So did she have to stop selling her artwork on the “I did nothing wrong” website run by Donovan? (I checked, and it ‘s suddenly “all sold”, despite them each being $1000-$1500) oh, and thry put that awful body bag pic back up (RIP TRAVIS indeed) but she makes a point to say people wanted it put back. My butt. Someone needs to tell THAT pain in the world’s a** to STFU.
          #STFUdemonsFRIEND

        • Posted by pfenix on May 12, 2013 at 7:38 pm

          Stabs even said in her famous Fox interview that she is not giving autographs in jail. What does that tell you. Her letters will be her only hustle in prison to get money on her books after being in prison for years, and the most of dip shit groupies move on and she only has those macabre scum to lean on.

    • Posted by Ria on May 11, 2013 at 12:30 pm

      Shades of the 3 Holed Wonder…I love it!!!

  123. Here we go! Check this shit out!!

    Arson suspects named in Sun City West blaze- DONAVAN BERING!!!

    Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/community/westvalley/articles/2008/09/05/20080905gl-nwvarson0904-ONL.html?nclick_check=1#ixzz2T1MhjmWo

    Witches like to play with fire. May she burn in hell too……..

  124. I just watched the Dr Drew, Mark Eiglarsh fog story…. It was hilarious,, and showed me that Mark Eiglarsh could be an actor… If he left lawyering.. He was so cool in the fog skit…..
    Thanks Eggy, for another great write…. you are the BEST…

  125. LOL,, Eggy,, I think stabbys’ got the mads!!!!!

  126. Posted by marcia fazekas on May 11, 2013 at 4:49 pm

    Still laughing after reading post 2 hours ago. Guess when JA found out she’d have to strip down and wear a paper gown she went on the attack. Was probably put in 4 point restraints. Bit wait, she likes being tied down in bed. . So in the end, everything is okey-dokey for Drama-Mama!!!

  127. Posted by Observer on May 11, 2013 at 5:34 pm

    http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/22222919/2013/05/11/arias-told-fox-10-she-has-no-mitigating-factors

    This hasn’t aired yet but Jodi Arias slaammed Nurmi and Wilmott also. She told Troy Hayden her attorneys told her she had no mitigating factors and joked and said her mother didn’t beat her hard enough. No wonder they want to withdraw from the case.

    • She is truly her own worst enemy

    • Posted by GBPL on May 11, 2013 at 6:07 pm

      Tory: “So Kirk Nurmi said there are no mitigating factors for you in terms of arguing against the death penalty?”

      Jodi: “Um nothing that is what you typically see in a case like this, such as a childhood where there was drugs, alcoholism, molestation, none of those things occurred in my family so I guess we would sort of joke that my mom didn’t beat me hard enough, so I don’t have mitigation.”

      SER-IOU-SLY…… seems to me “like”… “um” ….there will be no shortage of people that would like to fullfill whatchyourmama neglected to do….

      SO SAY WE ALL!!!!!

      • SO SAY WE ALL!!!! :)

        • Posted by GBPL on May 11, 2013 at 6:31 pm

          The scary thing is,… I only had to spank each of my sons once or twice,..there was no “beating” involved… They knew boundries when I layed them out for them.
          This freakshow knows no bounds…. maybe in a 6×9 cell she will learn those said boundries! …. Well here’s hoping anyways! *Cheers!*

      • Posted by Ria on May 11, 2013 at 6:45 pm

        They feel that I would be a good candidate to just behave myself in a correctional facility…I don’t know…I guess that’s their angle. IS SHE FOR REAL? Oh Stabby, you really should do stand up!!! I can’t even believe she said this!

        • Posted by GBPL on May 11, 2013 at 7:03 pm

          errrrmerrrgerrrdddd!!!

          Stab stand up…. “Shankin’ Where No Skank Has Dared Gone Before!”

          • Posted by Ria on May 11, 2013 at 7:31 pm

            LOL GB. I just can’t believe the words that come out of its mouth. Her lawyers “feel” she would be a good “candidate”??? Ummmm, memo to Stabby, it’s called being a *Prisoner*, aka a person who has committed a crime and “behaving yourself” is called following the rules. We know how much Stabby hates rules. It’s not your lawyers “angle”, it’s how you WILL behave now that you’re living courtesy of the AZ taxpayers after brutally stabbing and mutilating an AZ resident to death!

            • Posted by GBPL on May 11, 2013 at 8:08 pm

              You nailed it Ria!

              • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 12, 2013 at 1:55 am

                OK No fair eating candy and not sharing with others….where can we view this ridiculousness too?

                • Posted by Ria on May 12, 2013 at 7:36 am

                  If you follow up to Observer’s post, there’s a link posted. It’s the un-aired portion of Stabby’s Fox interview.

  128. Hey Carol,, I am still loving you… you are so on the spot…. I love reading your comments….Happy mothers day…. and happy mothers day to all here, especially Eggy…

  129. Posted by Jean jeanne on May 11, 2013 at 7:32 pm

    Hey Eggy, PLEASE don’t leave us dry until Wednesday! Thar ain’t nough margi mix to hold us up ,Gurly!

  130. Posted by GBPL on May 11, 2013 at 8:20 pm

    oh my goodness… That 12 yr old boy in Ca. was arrested for stabbing his 8 yr old sister… I swear. That makes me physically sick.

  131. Thank you whatever Photo-shopper did this; Stabby in her prison garb: http://s261.photobucket.com/user/barskin2/media/4-15-12/Jodi_01-1.jpg.html

    I’ve asked this question before; I need to ask it here: do any of you think the tire slashing gave her the knife skills she so obviously used on Travis? She slashed his tires TWICE; plus a girlfriend’s. That’s like…what? 12 tires? Jim ses he thinks it would take one stab to slash a sidewall, but even so, that’s 12 more stabbing motions than I’ve ever made in my life. Can';t you just picture Stabby? Stabbing poor Travis over and over and he keeps living and moving and WHYTHEFUCKDOESNTHEJUSTLIETHERELIKETHETIRES? STABSTABSTAB.

    The poor poor man.

    • @yawningreyhound – the thing that I have not been able to wrap my head around is the stabbing and cutting his throat – shooting him would have been easy – but to actually lift a knife and stab once or twice would be challenging for me no matter how angry I was – but to keep on stabbing for some 28 times and then cutting his throat – Nope – could not do it – So to answer your question – Yes – she likely got her practise on the tires – Perhaps it gave her some sort of `rush`of feeling of empowerment or something – for me cutting up chicken or meat to prep for dinners is enough – can`t feature using a knife against a human.

    • Posted by Cindy Lou on May 11, 2013 at 10:40 pm

      Just saw photoshopped jodi pic in her psyche ward nightie. Let’s not expect her to be in a good mood Wednesday. Tee, hee.

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 12, 2013 at 1:58 am

      Ahhhh, THERE is the adorable “suicide nightie” I mentioned! That has to be SO COMFORTABLE!!

  132. Posted by Amber on May 11, 2013 at 8:47 pm

    I LOVE IT!!!

  133. Posted by Tracy Davis on May 11, 2013 at 9:06 pm

    Does anyone know if they ever retrieved the last email Travis sent to Jodi a week before he died? All I’ve heard is just the text he sent her to let her know he sent an email. I’m guessing it was deleted since they haven’t talked about it that I know of. But I just figured, if they can get pictures off a camera after they were deleted, why not this email? Whatever he said in the email (that he also made short references to in his text) is the key to why she decided to kill him; sure wish we had that available instead of all the junk that Jodi taped and made people listen to!

    • Posted by Ria on May 12, 2013 at 7:57 am

      I’ve heard once an email is deleted it’s gone for good. She probably deleted it off Travis’ computer herself and most likely deleted it out of her own email too. I know Sky Hughes believes it was Travis finding out about the taped sex recording and Jodi was threatening to send it to Mimi. If that’s what it really is, then it makes it even harder to believe he would agree to the shower pics and the pic of him lying on the bed naked. You’d think his guard would be so high at that point, knowing she’d already gone behind his back and taped the call.

  134. Posted by Observer on May 11, 2013 at 9:27 pm

    Skye Hughes said she read emails between Travis and Jodi in late May and there was an email from Jodi saying she was going to see her lawyer on Monday. I think Travis was threatening to have her arrested or sue her because she was blackmailing him with the sex tape. I am sure she taped it on purpose to get him to marry her or she would show the sex tape to all his friends. She tried to blackmail Martinez and the Alexander family in giving her a plea and a 12 year sentence or she would play the sex tape and show the jury the forged pedophile letters. When they refused, she was furious and went after Travis and his family with as much fury as she did when she stabbed Travis to death. In her post verdict interview, she blamed it on her attorneys. I think Nurmi knew the letters were forged and refused to present them to the judge and that’s why she asked to represent herself. Acting as her own attorney, she tried to get the letters admitted and when the judge refused, she asked for her attorneys back.

    • Posted by Observer on May 11, 2013 at 9:32 pm

      Here’s what she said in the interview right after the verdict:

      Troy: “A lot of people are accusing you of tearing down a dead man’s reputation.”

      Jodi: “I would have been happy to be silent and go quietly into the night off to prison. My defense team decided to rip the lid off because we were forced to trial. Um, the state didn’t want to settle. It’s not that I wanted to plow ahead and do this, I took the stand strategically because they advised me to and I had to answer the questions posed to me.”

    • Posted by Tracy Davis on May 11, 2013 at 10:17 pm

      Thank you; that clears it up. Should have known!

    • Posted by Ria on May 12, 2013 at 8:00 am

      I should have scrolled down before I just posted above, but I think you’re absolutely right on this! I’d forgotten about the lawyer being mentioned too!

  135. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 11, 2013 at 11:57 pm

    She is disgusting!!! (but I loved the SNL skit) If Stabby was really willing to go silently off to prison, she’d have taken the plea she was originally offered. She didn’t want to take a life sentence if there was a possibility she could trash Travis in court and be acquitted, and based on “settlement” paperwork from 2011, both she and her attorneys believed it would require a “quite the feat of mental gymnastics” for the state to find her guilty under the theory of felony and/or premeditated murder. Hmmm guess they were WRONG, and she was found guilty, guilty, GUILTY!! (that tends to happen when the jury can’t believe a word you say because all you’ve done thus far is LIE)

  136. Posted by Observer on May 12, 2013 at 5:45 am

    It will be interesting to see what form the demon will appear in when court resumes Wednesday. Will she say she has been saved by God and Jesus Christ since her near death experience and wants to represent herself and fight for her innocence? Will she play victim and say she wanted to kill herself because the jury didn’t believe her and she understands because domestic violence victims like herself don’t tell but now she wants to live and be the spokeswoman for all domestic abuse victims, blah, blah, blah.

    I can guarantee you after spending almost a week in a padded cell with no makeup, no tweeting, no interviews with the media and no jailhouse groupies and family assuring her she is a poor innocent victim, she will not tell the jury she wants the death penalty.

    Wilmott and Nurmi both asked the judge to withdraw because they can’t try to save her life if she goes on TV and says she wants death because it is the ultimate freedom, that her attorneys told her there were no mitigating factors, that her attorneys pushed her to trash Travis and testify, Nurmi and Jodi didn’t get along but he was the boss, she wasn’t happy with her attorneys job but they “worked hard.”

    Attorneys are required to do what their client tells them and Jodi was the boss all the way. She went against her many attorneys advice since 2008 by giving many interviews to the media, speaking to the cops without an attorney present, forging the pedophile letters, trying to influence a witness to lie for her through forged messages in magazines, lying on the stand for 18 days and now going on TV and trying to saboutage her attorneys job to try to save her life.

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 12, 2013 at 4:55 pm

      It will be interesting if she still has ATTORNEYS come Wednesday!! Well the same attorneys, anyway.

      • Posted by Ria on May 12, 2013 at 6:16 pm

        I’m very curious about that too. I’ve heard rumors that she got rid of them and then other rumors that she went off on them and they stepped off the case…I guess we’ll have to wait and see.

  137. Posted by Observer on May 12, 2013 at 6:19 am

    secret messages not forged messages.

  138. Posted by sully on May 12, 2013 at 8:54 am

    Remember, the Spawn-of-Einstein has a perfect verbal comprehension score, according to legitimate smart person Janeen DeMarte. I think that skewed/boosted her IQ average to 119. I think Stabby uses a considerable amount of her quality meditation time (over the past 5 years) to hone her manipulation skills, focus on whom she needs to convince and tailor her demeanor, story and appearance to fit various scenarios. As long as she has access to a computer/Google, she continue to figure out ways to juke the system.

    • @sully – I think you are correct! She’s had 5 years to research and hone those skills right into her “fog”. I watched her interviews with Esteban Flores on Utube and seems she did not have the fog at that point – But it was obvious she would take her time to disclose any minute detail. She is a snake for sure and will try any trick to slither away.

  139. Posted by Observer on May 12, 2013 at 11:28 am

    Dr. Kristen Randall answers the question: Is Jodi Arias really suicidal? http://kristinarandle.com/blog/jodi-arias-trial-is-jodi-arias-really-suicidal/

    “Jodi has threatened suicide since childhood. The suicidal threats are one reason why she was diagnosed as borderline. But borderline people not only threaten suicide but make suicidal gestures. They are supposedly suicide attempts but in reality the attempts are doomed to failure. They don’t really want to kill themselves, though at times they will miscalculate and succeed, they just want to look like they are suicidal.

    The antisocial will also, when necessary and appropriate, threaten or stage supposed suicide attempts. They do so for a different reason than that of the borderline. They do so for purposes of control and manipulation.

    If Jodi really wanted to die, she would easily achieve that goal on her own. She wouldn’t need the help of the state. If she had wanted to die in the past, I can assure you she would already be dead. Proof? She wanted Travis dead and he is.

    So why did she say in that interview that she preferred death? To maintain control. She had mentioned in previous interviews that though she had been “truly” suicidal in the past she was careful not to mention it to prison officials because she did not want the prison limitations that would be imposed on someone who was under a suicide watch. She was very much aware of what she was saying in the post-sentencing interview.”

  140. hey eggy,
    I adore…ADORE your site! Smart, funny, and true! You should write a book. I’d buy it!

    ps have you ever gone to the site occupyhln.org? and I thought the degenerates at “stabbyeinsteinisinnocent”.com were psycho! woah.

    • Posted by Ria on May 12, 2013 at 3:00 pm

      I was on there today and the only good thing I can say for it is, at least he allows people to comment on both sides, as opposed to the Stabby is Innocent site where you are only allowed to post in support.

      But I just love how he totally glosses over ALL the evidence, saying it’s not important. He’s anti- HLN but just happens to know everything that’s going on on their network? If he’s that anti HLN he probably shouldn’t be giving them ratings by watching!

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 12, 2013 at 5:02 pm

      Went to that hln site…OMG! Doesn’t shock me that it’s a guy though. Sir, PUT DOWN THE CUP- AND BACK AWAY FROM THE KOOL AID!!

  141. Posted by Tracy on May 12, 2013 at 11:56 am

    I don’t care if Jodi gets life in prison or death. I just want whichever one will get her less publicity, so she will be forgotten about, which is what she truly does NOT want. The best form of justice!

  142. @Vanessa – Woah! Is right! Just checked out that site and thought “hmmmmm….a bit paranoid isn’t he? Seems according to him everyone except “poor-me” Jodi was lying – Seems there are lots of “devil” worshippers out there….as Eggy has said….”Evil never sleeps”

  143. HEY, EGG, YOU KNOCKED THIS POST OUT OF THE PARK WITH THE 412!!!
    CONGRATS!!! :grin: :grin: :grin:

  144. Posted by De-Edifying Watcher on May 12, 2013 at 4:05 pm

    Stabby said: “I would have been happy to be silent and go quietly into the night off to prison.”

    Well, we know at least part of that statement is true….
    Stabby does happily go *silently and quietly* in the night…after she slaughters her victim.

    Wonder if Ryan B. has nightmares about close he may have come to being Stabby’s next fatal conquest after she failed to win over Travis and then killed him.
    Does that “adjustment” that she testified to giving Ryan hours after killing Travis haunt him now?
    Does Ryan think about what his fate could have been if eventually he didn’t want or conform to her agenda?
    He had the right profile…decent looking, PPL job, house, car, bank account, and most important to Stabby, and most potentially lethal to Ryan….a willingness to let her in his home.

  145. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 12, 2013 at 5:24 pm

    Please please please title your next post “I’m sad, hence-ho I want to die” & send a copy to Mark E. HE WILL LOVE YOU!

  146. Posted by pfenix on May 12, 2013 at 8:26 pm

    Link to SNL skit last night about JoDie

    http://tv.broadwayworld.com/videoplay.cfm?colid=502419

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