Location: 3rd dimension, Planet Earth, Pacific Northwest quadrant of the Americas
Gender: Not a dude! 
Age: 434 minus about 400 years
Ethnicity: Earthling/North American Homo Sapien Mutt
Occupation: part time poor girl’s version of a rich girl, part time heckler, full time total badass
Favorite color: not orange
Favorite food: ambrosia custom-made by hummingbirds
Superpowers: chugging coffee, losing keys, finding keys
Favorite animal: The horse; it laughs at fear and charges with all its might against the enemy’s weapons. And it $hits wherever it stands, which is always funny.
Role models: Aristotle, Michaelangelo, Plutarch, Bugs Bunny, Batman
Pet peeves: listening other people’s pet peeves
Musical instruments played: player piano, broken violin filled with rainwater on my back porch, empty jug bass, cazoo
Favorite storybook character: A tie between The Cheshire Cat and The Mad Hatter, from “Alice in Wonderland”
Favorite Golden Girl: hands down, Sophia
Hobbies: we should play some air hockey sometime
Favorite quote: “I could do a lotta things with some money.” -Homer Simpson
Personal commandment: Thou shalt not bore thyself
Favorite thing(s) to grow: sunflowers, bank accounts
Favorite tree(s): oak, beech, magnolia, egg
Things I collect: tattoos, jokes, memories, wisdom
