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Posted by Carol on March 11, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Hi Egg! This is Carol. Well, I’ll be darned. How come I never noticed this little diddy before?
OK: Calling Lisa((((((echo))))))) MJ((((((echo)))))) Where are you guys? Come and join the fun here. I feel like I’m talking to myself.(((((((echo)))))) Their lines must be busy. I’ll call back.
Posted by eggtreenews on March 11, 2010 at 3:28 pm
Howdy Carol! Welcome to my brand spankin new page for chitchat! Hope ya like the treehouse; Im installing a PunkyBrewster style elevator/lift for those who arent used to climbing trees. Im enjoying some greeen tea and a sugar cookie. What will you be having today?
Posted by Carol on March 12, 2010 at 2:36 pm
How ’bout a margarita and some guacamole and chips? Yum.
Posted by eggtreenews on March 13, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Mmmmmm…yummy…. You sound like you’re still on that diet where you eat whatevers on the forest floor.
Posted by Carol on March 13, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Yes, it’s the North Woods bear diet. I always bring a bottle of Tabasco along in my pocket. No wonder they are always so pissed off and hungry.
Posted by Nancy on July 9, 2010 at 4:24 am
Sorry if this is the wrong place to post this- I’m trying to find the ‘subscribe’ link to your blog here! Where is it at, or did I miss something, or ? Please help- I’d like to subscribe! Thanks in advance,
Nancy
Posted by eggtreenews on July 9, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Hey Nancy! Welcome! No worries; you should be able to subscribe by checking the box beneath the comments box the next time you submit a comment. I think there’s one for comment subscriptions, and another for new posts. If you have any trouble, let me know, and I’ll get to the bottom of it!
Posted by Nancy on July 10, 2010 at 3:57 am
Thanks, I’ll try that, I see on this post that there is a check box that says notify me of site updates. I was looking for something under the posts themselves, or on top, or somewhere, and couldn’t find anything like an rss feed, etc. Thanks!!
Posted by notdarkyet on September 14, 2010 at 4:21 am
Eggy, I love your parody stuff!! I have long been a fan but just surfed by and read the short bus essay about Georgina…! One word….. BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!
It’s NDY from No Suffering Fools, and I wanted to ask you if you would mind if I added your blog on my side bar at NSF? I would love to be on yours, if I qualify for that! I love to snark on the Anthony’s so much, it is how I got started blogging… she totally popped my cyber-cherry! LOL!! So liberating to be FREE to LAUGH!!
I try very hard to be funny, but my board covers all kinds of true crime cases that are way too serious to do parody on… my board kind of became a place where in one particular case, almost all of the people involved came to my relatively new site (just 4 months old when I posted the first news report out of TX that night….) and they are the real people! All their family, friends from 2 states, omg, it has been something! But I get to have fun with Jeepers who graciously acts as my sidekick, my Tonto to her Kemosabe… LOL! But that old Redneck from Alabama is one wise lady, and she reigns me in…
In case you don’t know my board, I am gonna link you to a parody piece that I wrote about the Casey Case and you can check out my board if you would like to, I would be honored if you would. Again, I love your writing, and wish my board had more of this type of stuff…
That is why I added a whole panel of SNARK PARODY THREADS and labeled the hell out of them! This is the general snark at whoever is on the HLN… Priceless…!
http://nosufferingfools.lefora.com/2010/02/25/its-a-brand-new-day-and-a-brand-new-rant-lol/page7/#post120
Thanks again, I appreciate you so much, and want you to know that us snarkers gotta stick together!! Not EVERYONE GETS IT! OY some of the email and PMs I got…. but I am old and didn’t know how to be the administration, so I got me a Jeepers and we try to hold our own over there at NSF! Hope you like my stuff, too. I hope it was ok to place a link to my board here, I could not see where to sign up for your board, or send you email, so I am just hoping that this will be ok!
NDY
Posted by notdarkyet on September 14, 2010 at 4:27 am
Eggy, I love your parody stuff!! I have long been a fan but just surfed by and read the short bus essay about Georgina…! One word….. BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!
It’s NDY from No Suffering Fools, and I wanted to ask you if you would mind if I added your blog on my side bar at NSF? I would love to be on yours, if I qualify for that! I love to snark on the Anthony’s so much, it is how I got started blogging… she totally popped my cyber-cherry! LOL!! So liberating to be FREE to LAUGH!!
I try very hard to be funny, but my board covers all kinds of true crime cases that are way too serious to do parody on… my board kind of became a place where in one particular case, almost all of the people involved came to my relatively new site (just 4 months old when I posted the first news report out of TX that night….) and they are the real people! All their family, friends from 2 states, omg, it has been something! But I get to have fun with Jeepers who graciously acts as my sidekick, my Tonto to her Kemosabe… LOL! But that old Redneck from Alabama is one wise lady, and she reigns me in…
In case you don’t know my board, I am gonna link you to a parody piece that I wrote about the Casey Case and you can check out my board if you would like to, I would be honored if you would. Again, I love your writing, and wish my board had more of this type of stuff…
That is why I added a whole panel of SNARK PARODY THREADS and labeled the hell out of them! This is the general snark at whoever is on the HLN… Priceless…!
http://nosufferingfools.lefora.com/2010/02/25/its-a-brand-new-day-and-a-brand-new-rant-lol/page7/#post120
(Eggy, sorry, but you need to scroll down just a hair to where you see the Roseanne Rosanadana picture… thanks… ndy…)
Thanks again, I appreciate you so much, and want you to know that us snarkers gotta stick together!! Not EVERYONE GETS IT! OY some of the email and PMs I got…. but I am old and didn’t know how to be the administration, so I got me a Jeepers and we try to hold our own over there at NSF! Hope you like my stuff, too. I hope it was ok to place a link to my board here, I could not see where to sign up for your board, or send you email, so I am just hoping that this will be ok!
NDY
Posted by eggtreenews on September 15, 2010 at 8:50 am
Hi NDY! Welcome aboard! I’m ever so flattered that you like my site! Thanx so kindly. I went ahead and added your site to my sidebar, too. Sorry you were stuck in moderation so long, but real life dragged me away for a bit. Now you’re free!
Posted by Carol on March 12, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Hi Jill. Ok, I tried the whole alt plus side number action and I got the weirdest Arabic type Russian looking crap printing. What’s up with that? It printed alot of question marks, square, yes square dots, and the British pound mark that looks like a G clef. I didn’t get any musical notes – boo hoo. I don’t know if this computer is too old or what the hay. Do you keep the number lock on or off? I think I tried both ways. Rats. Well, thanks for the info anyway.
Posted by eggtreenews on March 13, 2010 at 4:00 pm
I’ve never been able to make any of those symbols. I’ve tried and they just come out lookin like heiroglyphs…
Posted by Carol on March 12, 2010 at 2:35 pm
LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
taken from robin’sweb.com
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don’t take life too seriously, no one gets out alive.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I’m not a complete idiot – some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Consciousness: That annnoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
Ham and eggs. A days work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
Posted by eggtreenews on March 13, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Those did indeed make me smile! I’ll have to find some to add to the list!
Posted by Carol on March 16, 2010 at 1:31 pm
BEER TROUBLESHOOTING – REVIEW LIST FOR ST. PAT’S DAY. from robinsweb.com ENJOY!
Symptom: Feet cold and wet
Fault: Glass being held at incorrrect angle
Action: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling
Symptom: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights
Fault: You have fallen over backward
Action: Have yourself leashed to bar
Symptom: Mouth contains cigarette butts
Fault: You have fallen forward
Action: See above
Symptom: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet
Fault: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face
Action: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror
Symptom: Floor blurred
Fault: You are looking through bottom of empty glass
Action: Get someone to buy you another beer
Symptom: Floor moving
Fault: You are being carried out
Action: Find out if you are being taken to another bar
Symptom: Room seems unusually dark
Fault: Bar has closed
Action: Confirm home address with bartender
Symptom: Everyone looks up to you and smiles
Fault: You are dancing on the table
Action: Fall on sombody cushy- looking
Symptom: Beer is crystal clear
Fault: It’s water, Somebody is trying to sober you up
Action: Punch him
Symptom: Your singing sounds distorted
Fault: The beer is too weak
Action: Have more beer or switch to whiskey
Symptom: Don’t rememeber the words to the song
Fault: Beer is just right
Action: Play air guitar
Posted by eggtreenews on March 16, 2010 at 3:20 pm
This is HILARIOUS! ROTFL!!!!
Posted by Carol on March 16, 2010 at 4:58 pm
IRISH TOASTS: from irelandinfo.com
May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow.
May trouble avoid you where ever you go.
May you be in heaven a half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
That doens’t rhyme! What drunk wrote that? I want my money back.
Posted by eggtreenews on March 16, 2010 at 7:53 pm
Posted by Carol on March 16, 2010 at 5:05 pm
How do you know if it’s an Irishman on an oil rig? He’s the one throwing bread crusts to the helicopters! By me, myself and I.
Posted by eggtreenews on March 16, 2010 at 7:54 pm
You’re killing me!
Posted by Carol on March 16, 2010 at 5:12 pm
What do you call the day before St. Patrick’s day? St. Practice day. By me, myself and I.
I really called that into a radio station one year and the announcer couldn’t talk. Ha! I got him.
Posted by eggtreenews on March 16, 2010 at 7:54 pm
Posted by niecey456 on May 28, 2010 at 7:38 pm
I just found it. Where have I been?
Posted by eggtreenews on May 28, 2010 at 9:30 pm
Welcome to the treehouse! There’s tea and coffee over there.
Posted by niecey456 on May 29, 2010 at 6:58 am
Thanks Eggy! Mmmm the coffee is good.
How about Clinton handing out jobs(or trying to) in the Obama administration in return for them not running for Congress?
So what do you think of this oil spill mess?
Posted by eggtreenews on May 29, 2010 at 10:17 am
There’s cream and sugar for coffee over there if you want. I’m having green tea myself, with a spot of honey and milk. Yummmmmy….
The oil spill mess sickens me to no end, Niecey… Last I heard, Kevin Costner had offered to swoop in and fix everything with a fancy shmancy new cleanup gizmo, but that was the last I ever heard of that…. And that was about 150K barrels of oil ago….
That doesn’t surprise me about Clinton in the least. I’m surprised he didn’t throw a bunch of hookers and an 8 ball of cocaine in there to sweeten the deal…
Posted by niecey456 on May 29, 2010 at 10:54 am
It’s for sure that ole Kev would truly be dancing with wolves to get involved with that. Or did Obama hire him? Congress? Same thing!
You know I’m betting you’re right Eggy and that will be the next controversial new details to come out about that.
Just remember he never inhales it. NOT! 
Posted by eggtreenews on May 29, 2010 at 3:39 pm
LOL!
maybe Costner invented this miracle device on the “Waterworld” set!! 
Maybe that’s why it was the most expensive movie ever made; all that $$$ had to go somewhere, and we know it wasn’t that movie!
ROTFL! Clinton didn’t like that cocaine any better than the pot, so he didn’t inhale either! He just let the coke linger in his nostrils and forgot about it until he sneezed a cloud of white powder!
Posted by Carol on June 24, 2010 at 9:59 am
Hi Egg. How are you? Where are you? Are you ever going to write another post again? Am I asking enough questions? Do you miss us? Is your computer broken? Do you want to use mine? Let us know how you are OK? Haaaa!!!
Posted by eggtreenews on June 24, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Hi Cakeroll!
I’m fine, just been super busy (and very tired)! Of course I miss yall, don’t be silly! I’m workin on a new vandersloot post that should be done either tonight or tomorrow. No worries, I’m still alive and kickin! 
how r u?
Posted by itsamysterytome on July 4, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Happy 4th of July, Eggy!
Posted by eggtreenews on July 5, 2010 at 11:14 am
MYSTERY!!!!!! Happy 4th to you too! I’ve missed you like crazy, its so good to see you!
Posted by niecey456 on July 4, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Happy 4th Eggy! Stay CEV Aware!
Posted by eggtreenews on July 5, 2010 at 11:15 am
Hiya Niecey, happy 4th! Hope it was fun!
Posted by Carol on August 21, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Since I do genealogy for a living, I thought I would share this; JACK SCHITT.
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: “You don’t know Jack Schitt”. I have finally found the lineage, and it is revealed.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of the Needeep N. Schitt Inc.
They had one son, Jack.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the sister of Don’t Know Schitt. They produced four children named Dip Schitt, Holy Schitt, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt.
However, after being married fifteen years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock. Since her kids were living with her, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt – Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married a second cousin, Loada Schitt. They produced a son of nervous disposition, named Chicken Schitt.
Two of Noe’s four children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable thoughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announded the Schitt – Happens wedding. The Schitt- Happens had four children named Dawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.
Bull left home to tour the world and returned with his new Italilan bride, Pisa Schitt.
So, now when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, you can correct them.
The family history was recorded by Crock O. Schitt.
Original by Bert Christensen and expounded by me Funnier Than Schitt, a distant relative.
Posted by 38special on January 6, 2011 at 3:30 pm
ROTFL! Carol~ girl that is too funny!
I didn’t even know this thread was here, duh.
What’s up ? This is MJ by the way, I had to change me name ..long story but it was due to pre-Alzheimer or post wisenheimers but I couldn’t be bothered to remember my original email addy or something along that line so, bada bing, new me. Wish it worked that way in real life.
Those Schitt’s are really something, I saw where they merged a business with Gotha Giggles and it’s called Schitts & Giggles.
Posted by Carol on January 6, 2011 at 4:19 pm
Hey MJ! Cool, now I can add on another paragraph to the lineage!
I’m still gonna post my T’was the Night before Christmas, here. bbl!
Posted by mynames on October 22, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Oh my God ..this place is hysterical! I Love it! You put into words exactly what I’m thinking! LMAO
Posted by Carol on January 6, 2011 at 6:46 pm
Better late than never. I posted this last year too.
T’WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
T’was the night before Christmas and all through the court house,
Not an inmate was stirring, only their louse. (lice)
The handcuffs were hung by the jail entry door,
In hopes that St. Strickland would’ve been there more.
The audience was all nestled steadfast in their chairs,
while visions of Casey with bean dip in her hairs.
Sindy in her death jewelry and I at my home,
had just settled in for a gala hour storm.
When out of the side door, there arose such a clatter,
It was WF without even a splatter.
Away to the TV, I flew like a flash,
turned up the volumne to hear the rehash.
The hair on the breast of the new felon lay,
Gave the luster of pigs feet in old barn yard hay.
When what to my popping eyes should appear,
but a little turtle in a shirt pocket, it was very clear.
With giggly Tubesocks so nervous and queer,
I knew it was him by the smell of the beer.
More rapid than lightening, Ashton tore down the walls,
He shouted and yelled all through the court halls.
Now George, now Sindy and all you known thieves,
Spit out that gum, there will be no reprieves.
To the top of the stand, backs to the walls,
Now dash away, dash away, there will be no more stalls.
As I laughed in my head and was yearning for second round,
Down came Judge Perry’s gavel with a great pound.
His eyes how they wrinkled, his cheeks were like cherries,
His statement how shocking, his voice how it carries.
He had a frowned face and a little round belly,
That jiggled his chair when he heard something smelly.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know, that soon she would be dead.
Bozo sprang to his car to escape all the press
Mason being trampled behind, a flattened gray mess.
But I heard him explain as he drove out of sight,
My client is innocent, I was with her that night.
By me, myself and I.
Posted by niecey456 on January 9, 2011 at 4:49 pm
Posted by P on June 24, 2011 at 12:30 am
Hahaha I stopped by and swept out the corners and knocked down the spider webs! Lets pull up our chairs and rest our sore hooves, over a cuppa Cujo’s kool aide? I’m all outta hater aide! Love P