Egg Tree News hits the streets of Orlando, FL to ask what YOU think:
Question: What is your resolution for the New Year?
-Amy Huizenga, 23 and broke: “To invent the world’s first invisible checkbook.”
-Richard Grund, local Reverend and total badass: “Takin care of business.”
-Cindy Anthony, Wicked Witch of Orlando East: “There’s no such thing as a resolution, in fact there’s no such thing as New Years. Wake up, sheeple! That’s a conspiracy theory started by the sheriff’s department. There’s NO evidence whatsoever to support it.”
-Jose Baez, Attorney, Mouth Breather: “My Revolution for the new year? Ya mean that flea and tick stuff for dogs? That reminds me, I gotta pick up some of that stuff. My pug, Caseymarie, is overdue.”
– George Anthony, Perverted Soulsucking Mooch and Worthless Imbecile: “What my wife said.”
– Andrea Lyon, Offensive in Every Way Imaginable: “I intend to start my own religion by the end of 2010.”