Sidewalk Eggs: Hollywood, CA

Egg Tree News hit the streets of Hollywood, CA, to find out what YOU think.

Question: Courtney Love recently lost custody of daughter Frances Bean Cobain. What do YOU think?

-Destiny, stripper and graveyard shift waitress at IHOP: “OMG! Shoulda happened a LONG time ago! Courtney is the WORST TIPPER EVER in the VIP room at Safari Strip Club!…My OTHER job….you know, just to make ends meet, until my modeling career takes off…..”

-Susan Rogers, Homemaker and Germophobe: “Courtney is a sad excuse for a mother and a human being. And I want to take a shower just looking at her. Do you have any hand sanitizer?”

-Ashcan Charlie, homeless curbside poet: “I hope that kid Frances builds a pillow fortress around her shrink’s couch, and settles in for a lifelong stay.”

-Lisa Lockhart, drunk Courtney Love Impersonator: “Skroo u! sdgy nf frncs cfuk hate evything! Hole roolz! Ya!!!!! Pillz!

-Scott Williams, Accountant: “Wait, that chick Courtney Love is STILL alive?!?! And she’s not in jail?!…. Do her lips still look like they got slammed in a door?”

-Darryl Owens, Fashion Consultant: “I’m shocked. I really thought all those Gianni Versace gowns she wore after Kurt’s suicide had reformed her. But it seems like she’s still the same smack-addicted waste of flesh she was in those babydoll dresses back in the 90s….. What a shame…..”

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6 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by itsamysterytome on December 31, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    I’m just catching up and have been laughing so hard my sides hurt. Love love love your new blog.

    Happy New Year!

  2. Posted by Elizabeth on January 1, 2010 at 4:22 am

    I find it sad that no one seems interested in getting Love the help she obviously needs. She is pathetic, and her child needs a sober Mom.

  3. Posted by eggtreenews on January 1, 2010 at 10:40 am

    Hi Mystery! Welcome aboard! Glad you enjoy it, and a happy new year to you too! 🙂

  4. Posted by eggtreenews on January 1, 2010 at 10:42 am

    Hi Elizabeth! Welcome!

    It is really sad. I guess the saying is true, that you can’t force help on an addict. They have to wanna help themselves. Poor Frances….

  5. Posted by Spacely on January 4, 2010 at 6:44 am

    -Courtney Love, spokeswoman for Silly Putty Make-Up: “Who’s this Frances person you keep going on and on about?”

  6. Posted by eggtreenews on January 4, 2010 at 11:47 am

    Spokeswoman for Silly Putty Makeup?!?! ROTFL!!!

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