Egg Tree News hit the streets of Hollywood, CA, to find out what YOU think.
Question: Courtney Love recently lost custody of daughter Frances Bean Cobain. What do YOU think?
-Destiny, stripper and graveyard shift waitress at IHOP: “OMG! Shoulda happened a LONG time ago! Courtney is the WORST TIPPER EVER in the VIP room at Safari Strip Club!…My OTHER job….you know, just to make ends meet, until my modeling career takes off…..”
-Susan Rogers, Homemaker and Germophobe: “Courtney is a sad excuse for a mother and a human being. And I want to take a shower just looking at her. Do you have any hand sanitizer?”
-Ashcan Charlie, homeless curbside poet: “I hope that kid Frances builds a pillow fortress around her shrink’s couch, and settles in for a lifelong stay.”
-Lisa Lockhart, drunk Courtney Love Impersonator: “Skroo u! sdgy nf frncs cfuk hate evything! Hole roolz! Ya!!!!! Pillz!
-Scott Williams, Accountant: “Wait, that chick Courtney Love is STILL alive?!?! And she’s not in jail?!…. Do her lips still look like they got slammed in a door?”
-Darryl Owens, Fashion Consultant: “I’m shocked. I really thought all those Gianni Versace gowns she wore after Kurt’s suicide had reformed her. But it seems like she’s still the same smack-addicted waste of flesh she was in those babydoll dresses back in the 90s….. What a shame…..”