Fried Eggs in an Envelope: Headlines To-Go

Today’s Egg Tree News Briefs in a convenient to-go envelope:

***Troubled singer Amy Winehouse announces return to ex-husband, crack-cocaine, gutter of despair***

***Bird leading flock in mid-day cross-county flight obviously drunk***

***Oblivious new oxygen bar employee takes cigarette break right in front of the building***

***Free spirited local spider weaves giant peace-symbol-shaped web in City Hall entryway***

***New study reveals young, mildly attractive sociopaths are great for TV ratings***

***Angelina Jolie now nobly raising global awareness of how much it sucks to be anyone but her***


14 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by niecey456 on January 10, 2010 at 10:14 am

    😆 What a world!

  2. Posted by Spacely on January 11, 2010 at 10:36 am

    *** Sen Reid single-handedly does away with Political Correctness by making racial remarks OK again in America.

    *** Speaker Pelosi shares the runaway costs of failed social programs in her home state with all of America in the form of a healthcare bill.

    *** Oliver Stone making movie to show Hitler and Stalin were really “good guys” (Seriously, google Oliver Stone and one of those names under news)

    • LMAO!

      I believe that about Stone. IIRC, he did a documentary fairly recently (within the last decade or so), paying homage to Fidel Castro, the seemingly indestructible dictator of Cuba….

  3. Posted by Spacely on January 11, 2010 at 10:36 am

    I did some excerpts from Cindy’s expose, but I got trapped in your filter on the last article…


  4. Posted by Spacely on January 11, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    I did not make this one up, but it belongs on the list:

    Meat Massage…

    • Meat massage….Heh heh heh……
      “No officer, I wasn’t stealing. I was just massaging this $80 slab o meat under my jacket….” Tee hee! :mrgreen:

  5. Posted by Spacely on January 11, 2010 at 12:20 pm

    ***Priorities of the current administration put in the proper order:

    • Regarding Obama scheduling his presidential address around the LOST premiere, I’m not at all surprised. He’s a pop-culture tuned president. Remember when he commented about the Kanye/Taylor Swift MTV awards fiasco? Since when does the president of a country at war, in dire economic straits, pay one iota of attention to trivial pop culture BS, let alone admit it to another human being without dying of embarrasment? 🙂

  6. Posted by Spacely on January 11, 2010 at 12:23 pm

    ***Chavez decides capitilist programming best vehicle for socialistic messages:

    (Dear Mr. Chavez, you may not be aware, but soap operas started as corporate sponsored programming to sell products like soap, i.e. CAPITALISM.)

    • I think Blago’s rug must be covering a major head injury. He’s gotta be brain damaged to say something so utterly stupid, there’s just no other explanation….

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