Fried Eggs in an Envelope: Headlines To-Go

Today’s Egg Tree News briefs in a convenient to-go envelope:

***Dog the Bounty Hunter and Rod Blagojevich to co-star in provocative new VH1 reality series, “Blacker than Black”***

***Local middle-aged bachelor a bottomless well of knowledge about geckos, mac ‘n cheez ***

***Head-Bitch-In-Charge, Simon Cowell, leaving American Idol to pursue lifelong dream of solo singing career; new H.B.I.C. still to be determined***

***Heroic ferret reportedly ‘still not walking straight’ after epic adventure through laundry machine spin cycle last week***

***Type 2 Diabetes officially files attempted murder charges against Exercise***

***Tila Tequila’s publicist resigns over differences on how best to profit from Casey Johnson’s tragic death***

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15 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Spacely on January 15, 2010 at 1:25 pm

    It took me all day, but I found a story to add to the list. It’s so weirdly funny, I am not even going to try to make fun of it:

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/huffpost/20100114/cm_huffpost/421724

  2. Posted by Spacely on January 15, 2010 at 1:29 pm

    Oh yeah, I do have another eggy headline:

    ***National Fools Rush and Pat Manage to Destroy the Credibility and Good Intentions of the Majority of Good People in their Organizations by Claiming Haitians Do Not Deserve Help and are in League with the Devil***

    • I heard that about 10 min after I posted… First I did this 😯 then I did this 👿 and had to resist the urge to throw a rock at my television. What a d*ck.

  3. Posted by Spacely on January 15, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    And suddenly eggcellent stories are everywhere:

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100115/ap_on_en_mu/lt_uruguay_julio_iglesias

  4. Posted by Spacely on January 15, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    Sure, sure, blame it on the hackers:

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/eu_odd_russia_porn_in_the_city

  5. Posted by eggtreenews on January 15, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    Here’s another one. Courtney Love is back in the news:

    http://www.popeater.com/2010/01/14/courtney-love-sue-frances-bean-cobain/

    Have you seen a recent pic of Frances? The one in that article is old, I’ll hunt down a newer one; she’s a spitting image of Kurt, its really freaky… BRB

  6. Posted by eggtreenews on January 15, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    Here’s a more recent pic.

  7. Posted by eggtreenews on January 15, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    Urgent News: Threat made against Jon Cryer on Two and a Half Men set…

    http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/15/charlie-sheen-two-and-a-half-men-security-taping/

    I had forgotten Ducky from Pretty in Pink was the other “man” on that show…

  8. Posted by eggtreenews on January 15, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    Back to the Cobain-Love household’s Twitterpalooza ’09… I think Frances may have found Mom’s pillchest… Have you ever read her rant against Lindsay’s Lohan’s lil sis Ali? Check it out:

    http://www.dlisted.com/node/34246

  9. Posted by eggtreenews on January 16, 2010 at 10:15 am

    And this is just so deeply disturbing in so many ways, all I can do is this 😯

    http://www.mamapop.com/mamapop/2009/03/frances-bean-co.html

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