Sidewalk Eggs: Seattle, WA

Egg Tree News hits the streets of Seattle, WA, to find out what YOU think.

Dr. Conrad Murray, who administered the deadly anasthesia/euthanasia ‘Propofol’ to Michael Jackson, will surrender to the LAPD this week on involuntarily manslaughter charges. What do YOU think?

– Dolores O’Neil, 82, eating vodka-jello shots at senior Bingo night:

“Michael Jackson, you said?! Youth in Asia?! His doctor gave him youth in Asia, you say? What a pervert!!! And this doctor is arranging it all? Let him fry!”

– Holly Lewis, 36, coffee barista with a bachelor’s degree in Women’s Studies:

“So if Doc Murray goes to jail, who’s gonna replenish Courtney Love’s treasure chest of pills hidden in the vault behind Kurt Cobain’s grafitti-covered portrait with the eyes gouged out?”

– Mark Alvarez, 28, law student:

“We can’t jump to convict Dr. Murray. All he did was administer deadly anasthesia illegally, unlicensed, outside of a hospital setting, without monitoring Mr. Jackson properly. This is a simple case of accidental euthanasia. Its a mistake that could happen to any qualified health care professional. Lay off the poor guy already…”

– Jerome Watkins, 53, street artist:

“I bet Doc suspected Michael was playin a joke on him, and that’s why it took so long to call the cops; like he was expecting Michael to pop up in the bed singing, “CUZ THIS IS THRILLERRRR!!!!!!””

– Daisy Cortes, 22, guitarist, idiot:

“If only Michael had never burned that small patch on his scalp in that Pepsi commercial. If that had never happened, his face would still look normal, his skin would still be black, he never wouldve discovered prescription drugs, and he wouldn’t have turned into a pedophile.”

– Brian McAllister, 65, retired pilot:

“Wait, Michael Jackson died?!?!?! When the hell was this? Why hasn’t the media been all over this thing?!?!”


4 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by niecey456 on February 3, 2010 at 10:07 am

    😆 Good One!

  2. Posted by Marica on February 5, 2010 at 7:31 am

    Whatta write!!!! Such talent.. Loved it.

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