Misty Croslin Challenges Nancy Grace to a Battle of the Wits

-Satsuma, FL

In a series of recent jailhouse phone calls with her troglodyte family, accused drug trafficker Misty Croslin became so enraged about negative publicity that she bravely challenged HLN star Nancy Grace to a gripping battle of the wits. In fact, Croslin, a bona fide moron whose academic endeavors ended in the 6th grade, and who has never told the same story twice about former stepdaughter Haleigh Cummings’ disappearance, was so infuriated with Grace’s “inaccurate” coverage of her drug case, that she cussed a classy and mature blue streak about the matter, even at one point calling the former prosecutor “retarded.”

Sixth graders everywhere said, “Oooooooooooooooooooohhhh,” in anticipation of the oncoming smackdown.

The whole thing started like this:

Forever proving she left her good judgment and common sense in her Hannah-Montana smeared junior high locker the day she walked out, Misty began the conversation with her haggard mother Lisa by assuring her that she had definitely made friends behind bars. “A girl upstairs, she`s real nice. She did my hair. Can you see it?,” she asked as she showed off her new French braids. While pampering one’s hair behind bars may seem inappropriate enough all on its own, Misty the Brainiac delivered a double whammy by choosing to have this done on the one-year anniversary of Haleigh’s disappearance. Cuz injury is really nothin’ without insult. True to the Croslin gene, Lisa failed to pick up on the lunacy, and instead focused on the pretty hairdo, as Misty told her, “She had to do it through the little bars, but she did it for me.” Concerned only with the pressing issues at hand, Misty went on to thoughtfully confirm, “Still I`m not cutting it. I ain`t trusting none of these m#*:$)*#($+s up in here to cut my hair.”

At peace with her daughter’s jailhouse ‘do, Lisa began stirring the pot by turning the conversation toward the negative press coverage Misty has received in the wake of her arrest, which of course sent Misty into a Springer-worthy hick fit. “When I get out of jail, everybody can kiss my *#$*. And I`m going to get on TV and I`m going to tell them all to *#?* off,” the spitfire boldly proclaimed. On par with the average Croslin maturity level, her mother not only agreed with her, but said Misty deserves a nationwide apology. At this point, Misty gave herself a blubbering redneck peptalk. “They`re not going to put me down no more. I`m tired of it. I`m going to start standing up for myself,” she ranted, only to contradict herself in the next breath, “because I don`t care what people think about me. People can think what they want to think.” Lisa then brought up Nancy Grace in particular, and the “total ho*$e$#/t” reported on her show, referring of course to the taped jailhouse recordings of Misty’s own words and actions. Family patriarch Hank Croslin, who apparently never takes off his sunglasses, only fueled the fire later by echoing the sentiment. “We’ve just been laying around, worrying about you guys, watching that stupid Nancy Grace lady. I don`t even like watching her. I hate that lady…,” he said. “She`s stupid. She don`t even know what she`s talking about half the time,” he explained without explaining. “She says we eat better than her,” Misty informed her father. This bit of information sparked a nearly undecipherable debate in their native tongue about Chicken McNuggets, Nancy Grace, and an automobile, which ended with Hank Croslin questioning Nancy’s Christianity, and Misty saying, “She don`t eat better than us…”

But it was here that Clan Croslin really flexed their collective intellectual muscle, and posed a formal duel of the wits against Grace. Looking straight into the camera with fully dilated pupils, Misty exclaimed, “Nancy Grace is a f*#+#/ng retard. She can lick my $*#+ and suck *#$!* Watch, she won`t play that. Because I said that, she will not play that.” Father of the Year Hank showed his support for his foul-mouthed drug-trafficking daughter by jumping on the special-ed bashing bandwagon, and reiterating that he too believes Nancy Grace is retarded. But he soon toned down his ravings, and wisely counseled his daughter with, “Just don`t let her get to us.”
But Misty, always light years and brainwaves ahead of her family in the smarts department, assured him (and all of humanity, really), “Oh, I ain`t letting her get to me. I don`t care what she has to say. I don`t care what anybody else has to say about me.”

Sure ya don’t, Misty…. Sure ya don’t….

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94 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Sanny on February 16, 2010 at 5:31 am

    Even though you said “her haggard sister Lisa”….we all knew you meant her mother.

    There isn’t anyone in this ‘Deliverance” clan as haggard as Misty’s mom. To begin with, Lisa mommy
    needs teeth to chomp down on her Chicken McNuggets……and she ain’t got em….

    Hank daddy thinks he’s a dude with those glasses he’s hiding behind. Probably thinks LE won’t
    recognize him with them on……LOL

    Not one of these ‘backwoods’ intellects, have an ounce of brain matter between them but they
    do think they are superior to NG……and those incarcerated with Misty and Tommy too.
    Instead of hair braiding, a few classes in basic English and Math would work wonders on Misty…….
    along with some mouth scrubbing with Kirkman’s Brown Soap.

    Is this the kind of language Haleigh heard on a daily basis? I’m sure it was .

    Misty tried to fool us when we first heard her boo hoo story about how Haleigh went missing,
    back door open etc. She came off as a sweet little innocent child babysitter…….but she has
    more than shown her true colors in all her jail tapes.
    SHE IS STREET WISE BEYOND HER YEARS.

    Hank daddy and Lisa mommy have enabled Misty to become what she is today….a drug addict and trafficker and # 1 Suspect in the case of Haleigh Cummings.

    I shutter to think what Haleigh would become when she got older….hanging around with these miscreants.

    THEY DISGUST ME.

  2. Hi Sanny! Here, here!! Bravo!! Large round of applause from the room!! Take a bough! My sentiments exactly!!

  3. Another Bravo from me!
    I’m beginning to really like Misty. She’s got spunk. She can talk smack with the best of’ em, no wonder Ron loves her. Honestly I think she could have quit schoolin in the 5th grade and still be the family brainiac.
    Her feud with Nancy G, justified, cause as we all know, Nancy has the major hots for pillbilly Ron. It aint fair cause Nancy has always liked him better. Girl fight when misty gets out for sure.

    • Hi MJ! Pillbilly Ron?!?! LOLOLOL! 😆

      She does have a lot of Jerry Springer potential, I’ll give her that much, and maybe if she plays her cards right she’ll work her way up to a classier venue like Maury Povich. A VH1 talentslut scout oughtta pick her up on a Hollywood contract in no time. That’ll show Miss Nancy once and for all…

      • Hiya Eggy

        Agreed, she does have jerry Springer potential however given her circumstances she’s prolly better suited for Maury. Shh, she’s 18 already and don’t have no kids, she’s barren. By now all the other Satsuma womenfolk her age have several. Pity sakes, and if the charges (frameup) stick she’s liable to never have any.
        The show title could be Women In Prison Selling Uteruses. A tearful Misty could tell how that’s all she had left to sell. Might as well, she’s not going to be needing it. I’m sure every single time she hears Miss Nancy yammering about John David and Lucy she wants to tear her ears off, I know I do.

        • MJ, do ya think NG could go a single episode without yammerin on about JohnDavid and Lucy? That’s my challenge to her….

          • Is it just me or do Nancy’s twins look like the aliens from ‘Mars Attack’ with the big heads? Why don’t they ever smile?

            • Carol, LOL! NG’s twins are so lackluster its a little off-putting; even when they’re “playing” they look robotic and forced. Maybe they’re just sick of all the pictures CONSTANTLY being taken. Or just dull. 🙂

              • I’m beginning to think that The Twins are cardboard cut-outs that she bought at Party City. Not unlike the walking on the moon farce. It’s all smoke and mirrors, it’s a disease called Munchkinhosem Syndrome. I’ll go one step further and bet that if the pancake make up was jack hammered off her face we would see that she’s a he. Notice we’ve never seen her actually stand up? it’s because her man parts might show, no amount of blinding satin and left over Mardi Gras beads can disguise it.

                Been watching the videos of the Satsuma Bonnie n Clyde. Textbook stoooopid. Those two are poster children for birth control. Wonder if the sheriff’s dept. will be auctioning Ron’s Only God Can Judge Me truck sometime? Bet that would help him remember any pertinent facts about the night Haleigh got took.

                • Hey MJ. I think that Nancy’s twins are really sloths with baby kids suits on. There is definitely something wrong with them.
                  Yea, aren’t you just sick of the whole shiny rainbow gambit of colors that both Nancy and Jane wear? Good greif, tone it down for crips sake. I’ll bet when they’re on TV, it throws off the Huble sattelite and makes it skip a beat. Like looking into the sun.
                  If…. good ole boy Ron would have any brains or grew some, he would sell that truck to the highest bidder on Ebay. I would. He’s so awesome- not.

                  • Oh Carol, you know awesome is as awesome does. Look at his fine profile and his way with words, he is privy to the underbelly of society and can dance that thin line between the cockroaches and the upper crust that his paramour NG is part of. If that’s not awesome personified, I don’t know what is. When he gazes directly into the camera and says “Mizz Nancy, I don’t know what happened, I was at werk” it makes me all sweaty.***

                    Yes, sloths…. I think you’re sniffing up the right tree. It’s the eyes that give it away. Faint red tint, glassy glaze, yep, by george that’s it! Let’s consult Sheba from Illinois.

                  • Hey Carol, ron and his monster truck are both awesomely stupid! 🙂

                • MJ, I heard the latest: Mistys upstanding mama was arrested as she left Misty’s hearing the other day, then she bonded out. Not kiddin. I can’t remember exactly what for, but I think it had somethin to do with a Walmart. Who knows? Jail is a vacation home to these people…

  4. I love this site. You speak the truth about Misty Cummings and at the same time have me laughing with your words. These are sad, sad people, but because of their arrogance, you can’t help not feeling sorry for their ignorance. Poverty is no excuse either to commit criminal acts. So, let the Satsuma swamp people lie in the beds they have made for themselves. I never once bought Ronald Cummings whining about his daughter. He is a low life, cradle robber and now a known drug abuser and soon to be a convicted felon. It is also disturbing to me when I hear that girls are swooning over this loser. Yeah, I always dreamed of being married to an ignorant, drug abusing, cradle robbing, felon without a pot to piss in with a backwoods hick accent. Guess I screwed up when I married my 24/7 hard working husband who built up his own successful business. Lol.

    • Hi Lynn, welcome aboard! Thank you very kindly for the compliment! Ron has always made me wanna gag; his truck decal that says “Only God Can Judge Me” was the icing on the cake. That serial cradle robbing, drug infested hick got that put on his truck window the day he married the slutty kinderwhore(Misty) who “lost his daughter.” What an arrogant idiot. Let them all rot, I say…

  5. Posted by stef24 on February 17, 2010 at 9:48 pm

    I”m still trying to figure out how 10% of $50,000 is $10,000! LOL…they were so proud of themselves when they figured that out!!!

  6. Morning all; So, they moved Little Miss Ignorant back to her former county jail in Putnam. Don’t know why. Closer to her inbred clan since they don’t have gas money? Closer to the investigators so they can question her 24/7? Better food? Better beauticians locked up in there? Let her rot, the ingrate.

    • Mornin Carol! That’s interesting; I wonder wassup with that? Maybe they have Nascar themed sheets on the cots, and complimentary Frenchbraiding?

  7. Hi Egg-O; Hey, are you all right? Still with us? I always get a kick out of the time noted when I post. I really am not of those crazy freaks that get up at the crack of dawn and starts posting. I am in Central time zone and I beleive you are in the West coast time zone. Crazy, maybe a litte though.

  8. Whoa, I’m glomming up all the posts today, sorry. Update, read this: http://www.bloggernews.net/113864. There is a lovely picture of Lisa Croslin, she is a beaut! Can’t seem to keep it straight – who’s in jail, who’s out, who’s in court, who’s on probation, parole, blah, blah, blah. They should win the ‘outstanding family of the year’ award.

  9. Posted by shayshay1 on February 18, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    Hi Carl ,new to this site just wanted to say if you had a mother like NG or had to listen to her all day long, would you ever smile. (SHHH!) be careful not to let Tom Cruise hear that comment of yours he might think those twins are from the mother ship.(just Kidding)

    • Hi Shayshay, welcome to the Egg Tree! LOL, if the twins are from the Scientology mothership, does that make Nancy the evil alien overlord Zenu? That might explain a few things… 😆

      • Posted by shayshay1 on February 19, 2010 at 10:57 am

        Hi Egg thanks for the welcome, Yes I think you hit the nail on the head about where NG is from LOL,

  10. Posted by ~LisaG~ on February 19, 2010 at 6:51 am

    The Croslin clan, are living proof their family tree is a wreath!

    • Posted by eggtreenews on February 19, 2010 at 6:05 pm

      Hey Lisa! Methinks that wreath is made from a tobacco plant thats been dipped in formaldehyde and rolled in oxycontin dust!

  11. Posted by ~LisaG~ on February 19, 2010 at 6:52 am

    What a pathetic, sad bunch of nothings.

    Hey Misty, look at your mother, for that’s going to be what you look like in another 5 years, not 20.

    • Posted by eggtreenews on February 19, 2010 at 6:08 pm

      Her mother looks about 70 years old. i cannot believe shes only 40. it just doesnt compute.

  12. Posted by ~LisaG~ on February 19, 2010 at 6:54 am

    I want to smack NG, well again, who doesn’t. Why does she continually say:

    “The secretly recorded jailhouse tapes”. Every one of them know they are being recorded. Pretty soon, they can share a family cell, Hank, Lisa, Tommy and Misty. Will they get the group discount rate?

    • Posted by eggtreenews on February 19, 2010 at 6:11 pm

      i think it was MJ who said they should build a Croslin/Cummings annex at the jail! 😆 but they would probably demand KFC provide all the meals, and that tobacco vending machines be installed in every cell!

  13. Posted by ~LisaG~ on February 19, 2010 at 6:56 am

    One more thing,

    Nancy, stop forcing the twins and their little alien faces upon us. You aren’t the first woman in the world to have twins. I have twins, abut don’t force them everyday on people.

    And by the way, why does every called insist on telling NG how much they love her, how wonderful she is, blah blah blah. Is that a requirement once you get through, in order to ask you question?

    • Posted by eggtreenews on February 19, 2010 at 6:17 pm

      i do believe all callers are required to scratch behind her ears and tell her shes a hero, and spend the majority of the call complimenting her dull twins. then theyre permitted to ask a brief question thats been answered a million times before. if i ever called into that show, i would ask if her and JVM’s wardrobes are provided by NASA. some of those shiny shirts they wear oughtta come with space helmets. or at least a warning for viewers to wear sunglasses.

  14. Posted by ~LisaG~ on February 19, 2010 at 7:31 am

    Misty also needs to realize, she is in jail, not some girl sleep away camp.

    I don’t feel sorry for any of them. The only victim here, is Haleigh.

    Ron married Misty so quickly, because he thought spouse’s could not testify against one another, which he was wrong, it doesn’t apply when an underage child and crime has been commited.

    Ron did something to Haleigh, but he thinks he is untouchable, because he thinks he is portrayed as the grieving parent.

    Wrong, I, like so many others, have thought, Ronald, and his dirty underwear had something to do with Haleigh’s disappearance.

    • Posted by eggtreenews on February 19, 2010 at 6:23 pm

      their brains are so far gone, its pathetic. i really dont know what Ron’s degree of involvement is, but he is FAR from squeaky clean, for sure. he has some degree of culpability somewhere, IMO. what i dont get is how these idiots have managed to keep their mouhs shut this long (about Haleigh), and how/why the cops and FBI cant crack any of them. baffling.

  15. Posted by ~LisaG~ on February 19, 2010 at 7:32 am

    Hey Carol!

    If NG was your mother, you probably would never smile either! Her twins are nothing special, and why doesn’t NG ever talk about her husband, the father of the twins?? It’s always about her and my twins, never our twins.

  16. Hi All. Hey Lisa, post enough different entries? Just giving you a little shit Babe – tee hee.
    The jail in Putnam is going to have to build a whole new wing for those families. There is another cousin that is in that slammer too. Then, they can celebrate all the holidays together – Holy Nascar Weekend, Easter, Budwiser’s Founders Day, etc. They can sit around and do each other’s hair like a bunch of monkeys picking at lice, play cards, have spitting games, put dirty drawers over their heads and play Guess Who. Ahh, home sweet jail.
    Is there really a Mr. Nancy Grace? Maybe Nancy had an Immaculate Conception or she is a hermaphordite?

    • Posted by eggtreenews on February 19, 2010 at 6:34 pm

      you betcha, tobacco-spittin games like their good ole days in the Satsuma carnival! ron looks kinda like a carnie, huh? and misty’s mom could be part of the freak show…. 😆

  17. Well, there should be a lot of fabulous trailers for rent in the Satsuma ‘Slither and Hideaway’ Subdivision Estates, soon. Just a little cleaning up of broken crack pipes, cig butts, beer cans, old mattresses, puke and lost fallen out teeth. Ready in no time- cheap!

    • Posted by shayshay1 on February 19, 2010 at 11:00 am

      Do those trailers come with flamingos in the yard and a cement pond, if so save one for me, I:m on my way.,as soon as my taxes get here LOl

      • Hey shay; Yes, the trailers come with runnning water, working inside toilet and flag pole with your choice of Confederate flag or Nascar flag. One month of pig feed free. We’ll cash the tax return check for you. Flamigos are extra. Swamp/pond out back for swimming or bathing.

    • Posted by eggtreenews on February 19, 2010 at 6:35 pm

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😆

  18. Yes, folks, here it is… The stunning new jail house Diva hair style! The sixth grade, corn rowed, low rent, pill hustler look! It’s not for everyone, but it does stand out and make a great statement. Just get arrested, find a friend in jail that you would want to touch you and WELLA! Beauty beyond words, and it’s free! (Or, maybe a pack of smokes on the side.) I ask, could life get any better than this? I know I’m jealous. Check out: http://www.thesky973.com/pages/6394184.php.

    • Posted by eggtreenews on February 19, 2010 at 6:39 pm

      i have to hand it to her, she looks better than Casey Anthony. maybe they could have a prison beauty pageant. for the talent portion, misty can smoke cigs thru every orifice in her body all at once. casey could try lying her way out of a paperbag. what a ratings grabber that would be…..

  19. Posted by ~LisaG~ on February 19, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    Thanks Carol for the link! I’ve really been worried for Misty and where she left her purse, cell phone and camera…………

    By the way, did anyone hear that Teresa Neves has been evicted? I’m looking for the link.

    • Posted by shayshay1 on February 19, 2010 at 2:47 pm

      Don’t worry about it if she got evicted , there’s plenty room in the county jail with the rest of her family, freer room and board she’ll never have to be worried about being evicted again.

      • I read some where that Teresa and her boyfriend got evicted. Can’t find the link, sorry. If I were those people I think I would have a good tent on hand, stolen or not, for these kind of weekends. Doesn’t anyone at all work down there? I don’t know if Teresa is going to jail for anything, but the day is not over with yet. Wow, isn’t this whole story and these people just a trip?
        Here is Lisa Croslin’s phone number: 904-495-3380, she gave it out on the tape. Call her, I did. She has all those free minutes so I thought I’d help her use them up. She said she didn’t know me so she didn’t talk to me, ahh. What a flea bagged idiot!

      • Posted by eggtreenews on February 19, 2010 at 6:41 pm

        im convinced they have a stay 10 nights, bring a relative free card! they treat the place like a hotel.

      • Putnam County is following the kinder-gentler lock up system that was the way Andy Griffith ran his jail . Otis always felt comfortable enough to just go into his cell, shut the door and sleep it off. The kind Andy and Barney would bring him coffee and Aunt Bee would bake him some cake.
        even though the doors aren’t left unlocked in Satsuma, there’s always room for one more Croslin/Cummings to join the chain gang. If only Granny Sykes would sign the guest book and book herself in there would be complete harmony in their family ‘wreath’ (love that one).

        Wonder if their family Bibles have enough pages for all these important milestone dates ? Surely they want to be able to pass the legacy down, oops I mean around, to the youguns comin up.

  20. Posted by ~LisaG~ on February 19, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    I don’t understand why my posts end up all over the place! I think I didn’t post, and then it shows up in weird places.

    Oh well, just happy to have the priviledge of posting on this site!

    One of the best ones out there 🙂

    • Posted by eggtreenews on February 19, 2010 at 6:43 pm

      yeah, i dont know exactly why that happens, i”ll have to hec my settings and figure it out… very glad to have you here, and thanks so much for the compliment!

  21. Posted by ~LisaG~ on February 19, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    I called that number, and she wanted to know if I was the media and would be willing to pay her for an interview. I said but of course, would $10,000.00 be acceptable and she wanted to know if that was in dollars or cents!

    • LisaG, are you serious or joking about calling Lisa Croslin? Forgive me if I’m dense and gullible at the moment, but that all sounds very plausible. 😆

      • Lisa ~ if you did, you are my idol. That takes chutpah! Tell her us girls want to take her for a spa day or something.
        If you didn’t I’ve got a twenty burning a hole in my wallet, it’s yours, do it, do it, do it !!!!!!!!!

        • MJ, call her I did. See, the number up at my Feb. 19 post. She actually answered. Don’t know if it is still in service or not. Hard to understand the skag without teeth, or a working brain.

  22. As my idol said once ” it takes a village of idiots to raise a child in satsuma”. Thank you Hillary for helping Americans understand. XO sista girl.

  23. Hey MJ. Is Sheba the call in physic phone lady? There’s a job with some real potential.
    Did you catch the Over the Edge, Dignified Swamp Wear that Ron wore to his fabulous wedding? HA! A black wife beater T shirt ( how appropriate hey), and cut off jeans! Wow, the epitome of a real man! Only a man with real balls can pull off a look like that. Did you ever watch the way he walks? Or should I say sash shays? Like he just got off a donkey swinging back and forth, with his bow legs. Whew, where do they gro those people?

    • No, Sheba from Illinois is the suck up that somehow manges to get her call-in answered on almost every show. And she adores the twins~~~~ no offense Sheba, if you by chance read here, Nancy is using you. Many of us are heavily medicated and attending 12 step programs after being her call-in whores. NG is a succubus.

      • Oh, yea, I remember that name being drilled into my brain now. Grace is so redundant with her three day old breaking news, it’s sickening. I don’t have Alzheimer’s and hate getting my ears raped every night. Most nights I just keep the mute on. I’d rather do that than stick forks in my ears, it’s less painful. And with that friends, a good night. Ugh, pass the barf bag please.
        Yes, succubus is perfect for her!

    • Carol, Rons wedding attire was only outdone by Misty’s jeans and t-shirt. And his wannabe good-ole-boy cowboy swagger is pathetic… Just plain gross…

  24. Hey MJ, I can’t find you now. Where’d ya go? Just kidding. Here’s a vid of Big Hot Crush Ron for you. I hope he didn’t pay more than $2.50 for both of those tats. My dog could have at least drawn Haleigh’s face to look like a face rather than a carnival ride through, with the mouth. He’s still awesome though. I think it’s cocktail time now.

    • Shit, that didn’t work. The You Tube vid is ‘ronald cummings gets tattoo at aces and eights tattoos’ Sorry.

      • I close my eyes and can imagine the whole scene. Wish the video worked though. Gotta say, if it wasn’t for the whole crazy kooky clan (and Carol) I would have had to done something constructive with my Saturday….but no…still here ….soon it will be 4:00 PST and I can roll my cooler of refreshments to the patio and be obnoxious to neighbors walking their dogs!
        What a day!

    • Carol, Ron’s tattoo is pretty shoddy. He paid somethin to the tune of $400 for that, believe it or not. IIRC, he got it fairly soon after Haleigh went missing, and a friend of his paid for it, as a gift. Aint that sweet?

    • Posted by George on February 22, 2010 at 8:27 am

      Those tattoos are horrible….period

  25. Now, I know you all are really worried about the welfare and whereabouts of the Satsuma Tribe. I didn’t get much sleep at all either. I am almost to the point of getting sick about them wondering. Do you think we should all get a collection together for them? Do you think I smoke crack? HA!
    Here is a vid of all the family members as of Friday. Well, they can give that free car back to Padilla, none of those people are going to be out to drive it. Their future is mighty bleak and karma is a bitch.
    http://www.news4jax.com/video/22605742/index.html

    • Carol, I too have been worried sick about the cabbage-brained Satsuman tribe. I woke in a pool of sweat about it last night, hoping and praying for their ordeal to work out. 😆

      • The Cabbage Patch Family will make out okay. They have been hard scrabble types for a long time. Papa Croslin’s nick name is True Grit or true Grits (something like that). A little stumbling block like jail aint no big deal and if Cabbage Patch kid #1 would quit blubbering on the phone and just pull up those saggy socks, put on a brave face, it would go a lot easier for all of us.

        Cabbage Patch kid #2 is getting the shaft from his corn-rowed sis, she’s busy tellin the Dad to basically forget his sorry ass and get her out. She’s also proving her brainiac status by laying out the terms to tell Padilla. She’s learnt a lot about bond revocation, she knows that means, back in the slammer. Daddy CP was quick to point out that Misty wouldn’t be allowed to live with them at their new abode but in true Putnam traditional brilliance, she said she could sneak in and hide.
        The girl is genius .

        • Posted by 907cc on February 26, 2010 at 5:22 pm

          OMG the above post was so f-ing funny I could not even read it aloud to my wife as I was laughing so hard she couldn’t even understand me. This is COMEDY GOLD.

          I just found this site and am loving it so far. All I had to do was Google “Misty Croslin Retard” and this is the first link in the search. I have bookmarked this page…..I will be checking in daily. This Misty and Ronald soap opera is unlike anything I have seen played out on TV. Misty’s new cornrowed hair and daily jailhouse outbursts are providing my house with many, many laughs.

          • Hey 907cc, and welcome to The Egg Tree! Glad you enjoyed it! I find it really tough not to laugh at the insanity of the Croslin-Cummings drama. All this about Leonard Padilla showering them with cars and offering to move them out to California is like something right out of Beverly Hillbillies. Or as MJ coined it, the Beverly Pillbillies! 😆

            • Posted by 907cc on February 27, 2010 at 4:02 am

              This Padilla ‘tard is the worst famewhore I have seen in recent memory. It’s not like he wasn’t already overly involved in that other FL disaster with the Anthony’s. When he made the jump to the Cummings case there was a collective nationwide rolling of the eyes. He is LOVING his new found “fame” and consulting duties on NG and the rest of the talking head legal shows. He strikes me as a moron who is acting purely in his own self interest. His whole “look” is God-awful. Last night he was on NG via webcam with some crazy scarf wrapped around his neck and ridiculous cowboy get up straight out of a bad western movie from the 70s.

              Although I know that the whole Cummings case really truly is a horrible tragedy I cannot help but laugh at this cast of characters. For some reason the Anthony family mess simply infuriates me (although at home we do laugh at the “Tot Mom” moniker). I guess I find it much easier to hate Casey Anthony. Misty on the other hand is so freaking stupid that she and Ronald and their respective families just make me laugh even though they are horribly irresponsible people. Misty Croslin impersonations and quotes are routine around the house. The Anthony family is a group of people that I wish horrible things on…..the Croslins on the other hand I simply wish for more and more tv footage of.

              • 907cc, I have to agree with you about Lenny. In the very beginning I thought his heart was in the right place, but now I see him as a mediaslut. I think he needs to go back to bounty hunting and keep his fat trap shut, stay outta the limelight, stop trying to insinuate himself into ANY high profile Florida case he can (maybe focus on lower profile cases in his location), and stay home, light some candles and hug his chihuahua.

  26. Hi MJ. I think she should plant some brain seeds in with those corn rows. See if that will sprout some new brilliant ideas. Daddy Patch said that they are only staying in a one room place. Must be a slop house row motel that Lenny paid for. Ole lady Patch was charged with stealing some woman’s purse at WalMart. What does she need a purse for, to carry her crack pipe, supplies and pills? She don’t got no frog skins, no more, no how. The only difference between the Ants and the Patch family is that the Ants have teeth, as far as I can see.

    • Carol, there is but one more difference between the Anthonys and the Cabbage Patch family that I learned this mornin; the A’s are about to lose their house. Bank is foreclosing on it. So that actually makes the Cabbage Brainiacs better off than The Anthill. Hard to believe, huh?

  27. Carol & Eggy One big diff between the CP’s and the Assclown family is that (aside from Haleigh of course) the croslins are mainly self destructive while Cindy and her henchmen like to destroy everyone in their path.

    I swear I wish a ginormous sink hole would swallow Georgiepoo and Cruella forever. Heard he’s going to reprise his Pity Party tonight on the news. Get your alcohol chilled.

    And God only knows what tomorrow will bring to Satsuma, LP blowing smoke all their azzes, acting like he can do all that chit, like relocate them to California? Puleeze.

    • MJ, Georgieboy is gonna sit on the pity pot tonight? I hadn’t heard. This’ll be a real winner. I smell a new write-up comin on! :mrgreen:

      • HaHAHa I hope you do, there’s endless fodder seeping out of the Florida swamps. They never disappoint. I didn’t tune in, maybe I’ll troll the stations and see what kind of big boy statement Conman allowed him to sputter.

  28. They’re all snakes any way you slice it. Old Muffin top has got something up her sleeve. She is a conniving old side winding bitch from way back. She’s looking for someone to buy her shrine. She and old gray no nuts were paying themselves $20,000.00 a year for being Pres and Vice Pres of their blood sucking foundation. They’ve got money stashed. They even had brother Flea living with them to help out – my ass. He was just sucking the free rent tit. Crunella doesn’t want to have to pay ZFG any cash. How ’bout they sell that rescue boat? But, Georgie needs somewhere to escape to and drink beer. Where are those tidal waves when you need ’em? Or Somali pirates?

    • Carol, I’m naturally suspicious of anything the Anthonys do; their motives are never pure, and they have a “toxicity” about them. They’re poison. Plain and simple.

  29. LOL Somali pirates… ha she’d have them paddling as fast as they could back to they mamas, she’s one crazy b*tch! They’re all the narstiest people on the planet. I can’t stand them but yet I keep watching and waiting for some hammer to bonk them hard. C’mon ZG and Morgan, rah,rah But as I was told earlier today, ZG isn’t really sueing them, just their slutty baby killer., so even that won’t hurt them. Scumbags.

  30. Now, since Lenny got chased off by jail bait Misty’s attorney, he is going to stick his whole cowboy boot in his mouth and help the Scamthony’s. Boy, he is losing his entire mind too. I thought I was the only one. Doesn’t he have some cows to round up or break some horses or shine his boots or widdle some tooth picks? The man has way too much time on his hands.
    I can’t find anything new on the Cabbage Patch family today. I guess they are all busy watching Nascar.

    • Is Lenny aware that the A’s despise him? Did he not get that memo? Is he tryin to make the Croslins jealous? What the heck does their foreclosure have to do with bounty hunting?

      • Me thinks old codger LP is just punkin’ the Assclowns. He knows they hate him. They both were nearly wetting their pants when he wanted to but the land that Caylee was found at, he’s just sticking a big ,wet toothpick into their cry-me-a-river parade.

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