Fried Eggs in an Envelope: Headlines To-Go

Today’s Egg Tree News Briefs in a convenient, to-go envelope:

***Controversial “Botox” Allows Hollywood Actors to Perform Complex Emotional Roles Without Inconvenient Hassle of “Facial Expressions”***

***Local Pug Listening to Classical Music Hoping it Will Make Him Smart Enough to Solve Crimes***

***Courtney Love Shocks Nation by Delivering Informative Speech on Health Care Reform***

***Neighborhood Bulldog Wearing Cheeta Print ‘Snuggie’ Suffering From Severe Identity Crisis***

***Tired of Waiting for E.R. Doctor, American Economy Finally Just Defibrillates Itself***

***Backyard Bluejay Won’t Shut Up About Her Big Decorating Ideas For This Spring’s Nest***


6 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by niecey456 on March 6, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    Who says our world is not serious enough? 😆
    I really am interested in the Backyard Bluejay’s tips for this Spring’s Nest. :mrgreen:

    • Niecey, good to see you!! 🙂 Last I heard, she was yammering on and on about installing a bay window and a skylight, and lining the floors with bearskin rugs. :mrgreen:

      • Posted by niecey456 on March 6, 2010 at 7:47 pm

        Good to see you too Eggy! 🙂
        I just love her decorating tips. I will have to share it with the neighborhood birds! Shoot that even sounds good for the house! I wonder if she is going in business. HGTV may need her expertise. :mrgreen:
        BTW, I’m cheering on the Pug too.

        • Niecey, the pug needs all the help he can get. He bought a Sherlock Holmes pipe, and glasses, and is going thru a Mozart phase. He’s even planning one of those “murder mystery dinner parties” for next weekend, to test his skills. 😆

  2. Posted by Marica on March 8, 2010 at 12:06 am

    Concerns for the local Bulldog. Poor thing.

    • Hey Marica! I heard the bulldog is seeing a doggy psychiatrist to work out his Cheetah issues; he feels like a failure for not hitting 70 MPH when he chases the squirrels, but he’s slowly coming to terms with it all… 🙂

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