Jose Baez’s Motions in Wonderland

-Orlando, FL

Intellectually challenged defense attorney and marginal human being Jose Baez has filed yet another slew of delusional motions on behalf of his client and personal booty call, accused murderess Casey Anthony. Apparently content living in the Anthony fantasy world, where the tapwater contains chloroform, and “Perfect 10 Nanny” is code for “Meter Reader,” the porridge-brained bikini-salesman-turned-lawyer dug his heels into his Wonderlandish illusions, and actually kept a straight face while placing this latest flaming sack of dog crap on Strickland’s desk.

His first FANTASTIC request was to declare the reigning tabloid murder-gossip Princess a mere pauper, hoping to force the state of Florida to foot the bill for her trial. While Casey miraculously raked in the dough to pay the Dream Team for the last 2 years by selling pictures of her murdered child Caylee to any media outlet with a checkbook, Jose now claims the cost of a death penalty case far exceeds the funds available from dead Caylee’s piggybank. This motion was nicely timed right on the heels of parents George and Cindy Anthony announcing foreclosure on their home, despite the hundreds of thousands of blood-soaked dollars they’ve sucked out of their family tragedy by touring the media circuit and flooding the jury pool with lies. Perhaps the whole family will appear before Judge Strickland in Hobo attire, covered in soot, to sing “Woe is Me.”

Next on the agenda: Motion to block the jury from hearing Cindy’s 911 calls reporting that her daughter’s car reeked of a dead body. Clearly lost in the non-logic that governs Anthonyland, Jose calls former nurse Cindy’s analysis of the smell “speculation,” and therefore prejudicial against his client/ steady lay, Casey. No word on whether Cindy will wheel her refrigerator into the courtroom and liken the horrid smell coming from the car to the science experiment growing in her vegetable crisper.

Also on Jose’s wish list: Motion to block the jury from seeing pictures of Casey partying like a rock star at Club Fusian just days after Caylee was “kidnapped” by an elusive Perfect 10 Nanny named Zenaida who is actually meter reader Roy Kronk. These pictures, Jose contends, are entirely prejudicial, and portray Casey in an ugly light. So what if she’s dry-humping a scantily clad girl in a cocaine-fueled Hot Body dance contest, having the time of her life while her toddler is missing? We all grieve differently. Don’t blame her, blame the pictures.

There are plenty more motions included in Jose’s Ode to Wonderland, but that’s all I can analyze without dry heaving. Time to come out of the rabbit hole…


100 responses to this post.

  1. Great post Egg! Since this case is starting to bloom again, let’s cut to the chase. Cindy claimed and bragged that she was a nurse of decomposition. WTH? Yea, so am I. I kill bugs with my windshield and occasional fly swatter.
    Since she called on a Federal emergency phone line – we the tax payers, will have to have that included in the trial. It was the kick off of this whole case! Check that one off your list Baez.
    Delete party pics – nope, not gonna happen. You need those to prove that Casey was looking for Caylee in those bars on those stages and in back of those stripper poles and in those empty shot glasses. She was also looking for her in the bottom of that toilet while calling her name. And, looking under that car at Taco Bell while taking a leak. That one guy was checking Casey’s bra to see if Caylee was in there too. The pictures are what they are and don’t lie. The Ants and the defense do.

    • Hi Carol! That’s correct, she was conducting her own investigation at Fusian; cuz Zenaida who is actually Kronk is known to hang out there. And Zenaida who is actually Kronk told her to act normal for 30 days, and get a Bella Vita tattoo, and roll on ecstasy, and dance dance dance! I wonder if Kronk was in the Hot Body contest? That’s somethin people would remember. πŸ˜†

  2. EGG, You got my funny bone going with another one of your fabulous post of the clowns. I really enjoy your witt and writing skills. too too funny.

  3. Carol, i like your post too. I think since like Egg has so clearly shown us Baez is living in wonderland and has forgotten a lot of important info CMA stands by with such conviction to clear her. Like you said, those party pics are clearly Casey looking for zanny and Caylee, so Casey better ask to see her Lawyer ASAP as he has forgotten too many important details while filing wrongfully each time may i add dumb motions for a year and a half. lol

    • Thanks knight owl, but Egg is the brilliant Master Mind. Does that make Baez the Mad Hatter? All smoke dreams thinking he can get ‘his girl’ off? Maybe he should lay off the tequila and drink tea. So, the show will continue for another year and a half. What could possibly be next with this charade? Nothing surprises me anymore.

      • Hmmm…Baez as The Mad Hatter… Nah, I would say he’s more Tweedledum to LKB’s Tweedledee.
        Nothin surprises me anymore with these folks. Utterly ridiculous.

  4. Posted by niecey456 on March 9, 2010 at 12:23 pm

    πŸ˜† Great Post Eggy! As I told you before, I never did believe in aliens, but I’m beginning to think that not only are the Cummings/Croslins from outer space, but maybe these folks are too? Or is it the chlorophyll in the water? Hmm…………..

    • Hiya Niecey! I think you’re on to something there. I think the alien race is populating the area from Satsuma out to Orlando. Either that or the Casey Ebola Virus is spreading west from Orlando. You need to stay safe in the panhandle!! πŸ˜†

      • Posted by niecey456 on March 9, 2010 at 6:01 pm

        Yeeessssss…………….That’s it! CEV! I’m being honest and with a true heart Eggy. It’s the only way to stay free from that dreaded disease.

  5. love the post, if bozo thinks he can get pic, 911 call and other testamonies thrown out he is in a dream world of his own, or maybe he is on something that makes him feel that way,,,I know what it is it is the smell of that skaky b-tch of a client that he doesn’t want recording of their smotching and boob fillings going on in their meetings.I can not stand the Ant’s , the bozo and his clowns.THEY ALL MAKE ME SICK, so much for the truth and so much for the love they claim to have for this little angle.JUSTICE FOR CAYLEE….

  6. Posted by amazed on March 9, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    Great post again,

    Although written in a very humorous vein, they strike right at the heart of the subject with perfect clarity and sense!!

    Yes, by all means lets throw out all the evidence against this creep and lets also make everyone else pay for it. I mean after all aren’t the anthonys special!

    Everyday I log onto the sentinel hoping to see an hugh headline that the whole Anthony family died from some horrible disease!!

    • Hi Amazed! Welcome aboard. Their entitlement is what really gets me… The whole world is supposed to revolve around them and their egos. They’re just plain gross people.

  7. Posted by Bees Knees on March 9, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    Oh, Eggy!!! You do make me laugh a lot! . . . “Perhaps the whole family will appear before Judge Strickland in Hobo attire, covered in soot, to sing β€œWoe is Me.” How much would you pay to see that live, Eggy? Or even on YouTube? I would start budgeting for it now. And, “Cindy will wheel her refrigerator into the courtroom and liken the horrid smell coming from the car to the science experiment growing in her vegetable crisper.” I can picture it! LOL! Ha ha ha!

    • Hi Bees!!! I’ve missed your cute smilin face, its good to see it again!

      I’m sure Cindy would charge $100 + your soul to see Clan Anthony as soot covered hobos singing Woe Is Me… If they sing it in Barbershop Quartet, I might start budgeting myself for it. πŸ˜†

      Can’t you just see Cindy cross examining the state’s decomp expert with her science experiment in the refrigerator? She absolutely would… πŸ˜†

  8. Posted by Bees Knees on March 9, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    I agree Carol, Cindy was a “NURSE OF DECOMPOSITION”………………..what??? HA HA HA HA HA. New words: “Mis-truths?” HA HA HA HA HA!! “CMA CMA CMA . . .” and “close to Hope, NOT Home.” It wouldn’t take that long to compile a good list of all their new words and phrases. Anthony-speak.

    Oh, Cindy ~ you are fuuuuuunny! Being so restricted by today’s English language (which has apparently been with us since 1362), the Anthonys have had to resort to fashioning their own language with secret phrases in it, sure to baffle us ~ the public. Somehow she can’t seem to see what a fool she’s made of herself.

    • Hi Bees Knees. Yes, they certainly are a trip from outer space. I just wish they would go back there and take brother Flea along with them. It’s almost like they are speaking backwards, with forked tongues of course.
      Egg; where are you? Come join your party.

  9. Posted by Marica on March 9, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    Egg, do you have an email where I might send something to you?

  10. Why doesn’t Cindy sell her fabulous chili recipe to the highest bidder on Ebay to pay the killer’s defense? It would have to come with a chloroform mouth wash. Do you think it has squirrel in it? Yum.

  11. All right, I’ve got it all figured out now. Every week almost, there is a new swirl of the bowl with this case. I think Baez is trying to bail out on this nightmare case with reverse psychology! He’s got nothing to defend her with – no witness list, friends of hers, (ha!), or a kidnapper. Zero, zip, zilch. He wants more money in the mean time. (Don’t we all?) He is reminding us all of the party bar pictures, stolen money, Cindy’s big flapping mouth, the lying to LE, etc. with all his stupid motions. He will then tell us that he can’t get any jurors anywhere, this side of the moon. He will then ask to set her free. See where I’m going here? He wants out and is shutting this bitch down anyway he can. Maybe the guy isn’t such an idiot after all? Did I just say that? I better go lay down now.

    • Carol, there’s no attorney better suited for Casey Anthony than Jose “The Hispanic Hero” Baez. Those two are starcrossed. She deserves his nincompoopery. He’ll bury her.

      • Just like PORK rind princess and BEANS – bozo πŸ˜€

        • Posted by Vale on March 11, 2010 at 1:35 am

          Kinda seems like he’d be peeved at her- saying her mischievous nanny is half Hispanic and all.

          • Vale; half Hispanic and half invisible! LOL!

          • Posted by eggtreenews on March 11, 2010 at 3:08 pm

            Hi Vale, welcome aboard! If he had half a brain, he wouldve dropped her (or pleaded out ) immediately. You would think that being such a proud Hispanic Hero, he might actually be offended by the racist slant, especially considering the jury will most likely also be of Hispanic descent. but thats our Tweedledumb! The race card got lost in the shuffle, and got played all wrong….

  12. Posted by Jill from Western Australia on March 10, 2010 at 3:15 am

    Tanky Eggy…I always enjoy your posts…we need a little humor after reading Bozo’s motions. I always think of him wearing a brown onesy :mrgreen:

    • Hi Jilly!! Good to see you. I’m sure he’s wearing his brown onesie as Tweedledum in Wonderland, as he and Tweedledee (LKB) feast on the mushrooms and spiked tea before writing this crap… πŸ˜†

  13. Posted by Anneliese on March 10, 2010 at 11:50 am

    Big fan of EggTreeNews—thanks!

    The latest word (unpublished, but sourced) in Orlando is that the Prosecution is busy unraveling the web of lies, deceit and intentional obstruction of justice/tampering of evidence by none other than America’s sweetheart (GAG) Cindy Anthony. The one that flipped on the Anthony Matriarch is none other than former luv (double GAG) P.I. Dom Casey. Casey is guilty of course, but Momma Cindy will be the next in handcuffs! πŸ™‚

    • Hi Anneliese; YEA!!!! Hang the bitch! Move over killer, you’re going to get a cell mate. They will kill each other, then the state won’t have to. This is turning out to be a good day anyway!

      • Hi Anneliese. Which Orlando newspaper? I’ve checked two so far and can’t find it. This is like watching and waiting paint to dry. I think I have to turn this all off and go do something constructive today. Maybe tomorrow they can figure out what side of the CD to insert and read. UGH.

    • Welcome to Egg Tree News, Anneliese! Wow, that would be a dream come true…where did you hear that? I definitely think Dom has the goods on her, and he WILL turn if cornered. Here’s to hoping…

  14. Posted by Anneliese on March 10, 2010 at 11:51 am

    LOL! My above icon is a very angry triangle!

  15. Posted by denjet on March 10, 2010 at 12:37 pm

    Luv the article Eggy!
    You have to have a sense of humor with this crew …. could it be that Baez can’t find any character witnesses for Casey? So I guess he needs to counteract that with trying to get all of the bad things that have been said about her thrown out … I wouldn’t be surprised to see him come up with a list of high school mates to say how nice and popular Casey was … or friends or relatives to tell about the one time they thought Casey might have told the truth … he’s got nothin, nada which is behind this most recent desperation, delusion or just plain asinine ploy …

    • Hi denjet. Maybe they could get KioMarie to say that Casey gave nice eulogies at the dead pets funerals!

    • Hi denjet, welcome aboard! I would LOVE to see just ONE person come out and say what a good person Casey really is. Just one… I have yet to hear anybody say one good thing about her. It seems everybody she’s come into contact with ends up a victim somehow.

  16. Posted by Darth on March 10, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    what get’s me is biaaazzz wants all the statements how casey is liar theif bad mother all thrown out….BUT THEN!! he wants every good comment about her in ” if you dig deep enough ” about how she fooled everyone into thinking she was this award winning lovng MOTY to be added and say’s it not prejudicial………ummmmmmmmm huh huh whaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • Hey Darth. But all he has to do is find ‘those’ people that will say something nice about the bitch. Let’s see, 1, 2, 3 maybe four people, this side of Hades. ( Ant family and tube socks girlfriend) Pretty slim pickens. She’s toast.

    • Hi Darth! Welcome to the Egg Tree! Nothing the man does makes any sense; he’s only capable of contradicting himself and pissing everyone off in the process. His idiocy is pathetic.

  17. Grace is on talking about the Bozo motions with her titanium blouse. Hand me the barf bag please. Under what man hole cover or rock do they get these cretins to put on the phone?!! Yup, still can’t stand her. Yup, cocktail time.

  18. Posted by Darth on March 10, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    thanksf or the welcome carol and egg i had no idea abou this sight until today i’mn glad i found it it is nice to see biaazz’s fat arzzz getting ripped and put in the place it should be the man is a disgrace to his profession. He is the COMPLETE REASON why this case has moved so slowly..and i cannot wait to listen to all his ummm’s ummm’s uhhhh when thejudge tells him next thursday to disclose how HE USED EVERY!! penny of the blood money he recieved from sweet caylee marieβ™₯β™₯ The man’s arrogance just drives me crazy sometimes and i love nothing more to punch a few teeth out….as for the Bitch casey she’s have none left along with her God awful mother! sorry had to vent a little i’ve never seen anything like this and i hope never to again….I’ve never seen a 2yr old spat on disrespected and just flat out forgotten about they have trashed her memory so bad that it cannot even been spoken in words how freaking horrible these people are!

    • Darth, it’s Ok man, vent all you want, we’re here for you buddy. We’re all in this together till justice is served. Yes, this is the coolest site around. How’d you get those hearts printed? Cool.

  19. Posted by Darth on March 10, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    and egg fantastic sarcastic article love it all so fitting just as good as the twistedmysterywriters stuff excellent!! thanks for the little nic by my name to:)

    • Hey Darth. I just remembered the funniest jumbling of Baez in court last time when he dropped his folder full of comic books and Playboy mags on the floor. I was rolling laughing. I’ll never forget that one. What a dufus. Pefect lawyer for her.

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 11, 2010 at 3:10 pm

      Thak you so kindly for the compliment, Darth! πŸ™‚

  20. Posted by Jill from Western Australia on March 11, 2010 at 12:55 am

    Hi Carol πŸ˜†

    If you have a laptop then sadly you cannot print β™₯β™₯β™₯’s πŸ˜₯

    BUT if you have a desktop style keyboard here is how to make them.

    Depress the Alt key AND the number 3 from the number pad located on the RHS of the keyboard = β™₯
    [Note:- using the numbers located on the top row will not work.]

    If you wish to make β™ͺ use Alt + 13
    If you wish to make β™« use Alt + 14

    There are many combinations which make up signs using the above method…have a play & let us know what you come up with :mrgreen:

    • Thanks Jill. Well, I’ll be damned. They should have taught me something useful like that in the computer classes I took. Cool, now we can all talk and print in code like the Ant family.

    • Hi Jill. Hey, click on the eggtree house above and I’ll catch up with you. See you on the other side.

  21. Posted by Vale on March 11, 2010 at 1:31 am

    Love it!

  22. Posted by Doozie on March 11, 2010 at 6:53 am

    How can Cindy’s “Smells like a dead body has been in the damn car” be considered speculation?? From her own mouth she stated she is a NURSE OF DECOMPOSITION!!! That should be “nuff said, right? They’re all a bunch of dee dee dee’s. πŸ˜†

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 11, 2010 at 3:17 pm

      Hi Doozie, and welcome to the Egg Tree! The fact that shes a nurse, period, should eliminate “speculation.” Tweedledum is just grasping at straws to get all incriminating evidence / statements tossed out, but he is such a desparate loser, it makes me sick… yes they re a BUNCH of dee dee dees! πŸ˜†

  23. Posted by Sanny on March 11, 2010 at 8:11 am

    Carol, everytime Baez enters the court his drops a little more in his drawers.
    I too LMAO when his folder hit the floor. He shows his inadequecy whenever he’s at that
    podium and tries to sound intellegent.

    I picture the D-Team exiting a mini Clown Car…..complete with makeup.

    Lets all just stay healthy and live long enough to see this trial come to an end.

    We owe it to Caylee to get the Justice she so rightly deserves since her own family
    had desserted her ever since the 911 call came to light.

    And speaking of the 911 call…….the State should be able to use that call but I think it
    will be altered somewhat. Lord I hope it’s not snipped at all.

    • Hi Sanny. Mini clown car! LOL! I read some where – can’t find it of course – that since the 911 line is Federally funded and owned, it can be used and is admissible in court by the State
      Prosecution. In some states, the tapes cannot be released to the public to be used on news stations. It seems like just about anything goes in Florida, unless Cindy tells them to shut it off.
      Yea, I hope we are all not sitting in nursing home watching this trial, yelling to turn it up.

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 11, 2010 at 3:21 pm

      Hey Sanny, dont you love all his ummmms and uhhhhs at every hearing? Hes like an unprepared 10 year old fudging an oral book report in front of the class. i dont know how Strickland doesnt just burst into laughter…

  24. Posted by Jill from Western Australia on March 12, 2010 at 12:09 am

    Hey Carol πŸ˜†

    2 Y’s U R
    2 Y’s U B
    I.C.U.R.2 Y’s 4 me

    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  25. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 12, 2010 at 10:42 am

    Egg, very well written and outstanding, and spot on.

    They got some nerve, that scheme team. They knew all along she was indigent, but they having received some big bucks from the blood money she made from precious Caylee’s photo’s, they kept going. Casey was and always will be indigent. She is useless. She should of had a court appointed attorney way back in the beginning. Now they know if they do give her one, the costs will be even more and this whole fiasco will have to start over again.

    I don’t understand, why everyone else wants justice for Caylee, except her own family.

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 13, 2010 at 11:28 am

      Hi Lisa, good to see you! Theyre nothing but schemers, and they’ll stop at nothing to get what they want. i can have sympathy for their position, but wrong is wrong, PERIOD.

  26. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 12, 2010 at 11:11 am

    Bozo is an ambulance chasing type lawyer. Come on, he gets business by having his flyers passed around the jail.

    He is a fool, and Lyin Lyons, as for her…..I believe she was once, or probably still is a man. πŸ™‚

    • Lisa! You found us! How’re ya doing with the rock slides out there? Wear your helmet!
      Ah, yes, another plater of bologna and hog intestines from the Bozo Buffet. Aren’t they fun? If they have to start this trial over again – I’m coming down there with my dog. He likes a lot of meat on bones to chew on. Good to see you.

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 13, 2010 at 11:33 am

      IIRC, Baez had three cases under his belt before he smelled the money “his girl” could make for him. All DUI cases, and i dont remember the turnout. What could possibly make him or his client assume he’s qualified to take on a case of this magnitude? Only an ego the size of Jupiter….

  27. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 12, 2010 at 11:46 am

    Carol, you just made me spit out my ice tea, and sad to say, its not a Long Island Iced Tea!

    You are so funny Carol, I love your comments and humor. You tell it like it is, and always crack me up.

    Bozo and Lyins,,,,,hummm, don’t ya think, Casey is starting to look like their love child!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    She has Lyins figure and Bozo’s big ugly face@!!!!!!

  28. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 12, 2010 at 11:52 am

    Hey isn’t Casey’s birthday coming up?? What can we send her?

    Do you think she would appreciate a stack of those Monopoly game cards, the ones that say:

    Get out of jail free??

    Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee………………..:)

    • Wow, we posted almost at the same time! Ah, great minds… Well, I have a wooden nickel I can send her for starts. Hmm. How ’bout sending the Monopoly money to pay BaAss? He’s so fake anyway, he won’t notice. Then, I’ll send her enough pony tail bands to hang herself along with a framed picture of Cindy. With a quote saying; ‘You don’t want to end up like me, do you?’ That should do the trick and push her over the edge. Let’s see, she needs some scuz remover for her back. Will they let me send her rust remover or draino for that? Kool Ade with cyanide always goes good with birthday cake. And then a loaded .22 magnum, for personal use. Happy Birthday to us! Be done with this shit already! Can I say that?

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 13, 2010 at 11:36 am

      How ’bout just the fake money? We”ll tell her its her new defense fund from an anonymous family in Connecticut.

  29. Lisa; ya know, that is about the 23rd time that I made you spit out your tea. You need a face guard over your key board and screen!
    Casey is starting to look like the pickel in the middle of those two ginormus mastadon steaks. Can you tell that I’m still on this stinking ‘eat branch and leaves’ diet?
    We have to start coming up with some birthday gifts for the skank in jail – AGAIN – this year.

  30. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 12, 2010 at 12:11 pm

    I know Carol, after 23 times, you would think I would have a face guard by now. Or learn not to be drinking anything when I read your posts!

    Another year, another birthday. She looks more like she’s going to be 34, then 24. How come that flesh eating bacteria she has on her back, hasn’t made it to her greasy, zitty face yet??

    One can dream….

    • Next week Thursay – the 18th – we’ll get to see about those zits Lisa. I’ll make sure I only have soft things around me watching that charade and only plastic glasses this time. Did you ever send her those squirrel slippers last year and the ‘home sweet jail’ pillow? I forgot to.

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 13, 2010 at 11:40 am

      Give it time…pretty soon the ugliness of her putrifying soul will migrate to her face for the world to see… πŸ™‚

  31. Daaahh. Should be Thursday. Hell, you all know what I mean. Give me a break, it’s Friday.

  32. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 12, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    I believe Carol, she traded the slippers and pillow for beef jerky, twinkies, new jailhouse flip flops, (she finally had a matching pair, instead of her usual size 7 and size 10 flip flops), and she bought a new rx for Valtrex.

    Oh and she bought some duct tape, to take on the wall, to make believe she has a window.

    • I love it! Yes, send her a full sized picture of a window, in a frame, with a beach scene on the ocean. And then some sun tan lotion and a heater with a fan, like ocean breezes! HAAAA!!!!!! Oh, and a pop up palm tree and a bag of sand!!!! Oh, this is too funny! I have to call someone and tell them.

      • Posted by eggtreenews on March 13, 2010 at 11:44 am

        The frame of the picture needs to be engraved with “Bella Vita”, in the same script as her tattoo.

  33. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 12, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    That should say, to tape on the wall, grrrrrrrr.

  34. Posted by Darth on March 12, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    did y’all hear the news on today George had an affiar after caylee was murdered and used the lady’s name in the affair for zenaida and her description for the nanny!!! CAN IT BE TRUE!

    • Wow! OMG! She looks like she just climbed out of the back seat of a car on her myspace picture. I am almost speechless here and that’s pretty rare. Thanks Darth. Going to read more. Wow. Way to go Georgie Boy!

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 13, 2010 at 11:46 am

      Darth, Im still in a daze about that one. Nothing shocks me anymore with these people, but their stupidity NEVER ceases to leave me speechless. All I can do is shake my head….

  35. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 12, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    I was just reading it. CRAZY.

  36. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 12, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    But the real invisible nanny didn’t have any tattoo’s….ah the plot thickens.

  37. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 12, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    Here is the blog of the mistress

  38. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 12, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    I meant her Myspace page.

  39. Well, how do you like them apples Cindy? You thought you had George’s balls buried under that concrete in the backyard. Well, he found ’em and used them for a real good time. He had that woman sticking to him like a fly on duct tape. Who knew he was such a stud muffin? WHAT NEXT?!

  40. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 12, 2010 at 9:19 pm

    Ewwww Carol. The thought of anyone having any type of an affair with anyone of the Scamthony’s, makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

  41. Yea, I still can’t believe it. That guy? Old Grey nuts? That’s why they always still had two cars even though neither one of them worked. He had to get to his sweet tail’s house. YUCK. Check out the lastest on WFTV with Kathy Belich. Sorry, I don’t have the link. The sister Skye with the myspace page is talking to her. Wow, hey? Bill Sheaffer said he will be getting charges of obstruction and lying under oath now. Cool. Going down, going down, all of ’em. Catch you tomorrow, it’s 11:30 here now.

  42. How do you think Baez and his bleeding ulcer are doing today? How many pills did it take to calm muffin head down? Hide those hammers.

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 13, 2010 at 11:53 am

      I bet theyve strapped Cindy to a bed and pumped her full of morphine…Baez must be flying thru the brown underwear today….

  43. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 13, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    Egg, Carol, too funny, but so very true.

    As for hide those hammers and baseball bats! Can you imagine the size of the wad of gum, Sindy must be chomping on.

  44. If some new neighbor of yours from the Galapagos islands moved in and asked you about this whole Anthony case, since he knew nothing, what would you say? First, I would tell him that he would definately get picked for the jury. Then, I would tell him not ever to begin reading or try to understand the case and all the people involved. It is every possible human emotion intwined in a ball of crap. And, we have a year and a half to go! I think I will definately be completely crazy by then or my liver will fall out on the floor. How ’bout you?

    • Carol, I would tell him to always have the Looney Tunes theme music playing in the background while reading up on this case. And to keep a soothing cup of chamomile tea handy at all times!

  45. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 13, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    I think there are really very many people out there who do not follow the case. I can’t recall the countless times I’ve asked my sister her opinion on something with the case, and she’s always like who the hell is Casey Anthony. My sister then always says, oh the girl who never reported her baby missing.

    Don’t worry Carol, I’ll be right beside you with the craziness. We can drink together and remember we were once normal till we went nuts cause of the case, and sick with the drink!

    If Bozo is reading this, I bet his lightbulb goes off and thinks, ah ha, recruits from the Galapagos Islands, why didn’t I think of that!

    • People should run, hide, stick forks in their eyes, save themselves before they start getting into this case if they don’t know about it! Lisa, it’s been a year and a half that we have been yaking about this shit. I’m glad I got to laugh with you and know you and egg and a lot of other fine people out there in cyber world. Friends till the end! We have to stick it out and see justice for Caylee, if it kills us!
      I’ll get down off my soap box now and get a grip. But, wow, sometimes, it’s just too much to comprehend.

  46. Posted by J.H. on March 14, 2010 at 10:15 am

    thanks egg you made my grits squirt out my nose ha ha ha ha you are a riot…………….thanks keep it up.I was thinking as for shock value of cindy offering georgie boy a house job and get out your camera woooooooo anthony.

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