Local Imbecile a Soul-Sucking Mooch, Shameless Pervert

-Orlando, FL

In a dramatic new twist in the never ending Casey Anthony saga, Orlando fool George Anthony has officially been exposed as both a parasitic mooch and brazen pervert. As followers of the ordeal are well aware, George, who sired accused murderess and sperm dumpster Casey Anthony, has been living off his insufferable gremlin-wife Cindy for the majority of their marriage. We all knew the former (very) part time rent-a-cop had the pleasure of spending most of his leisure hours tinkering with the family cars, cruising internet sadomasochistic porn and escort sites, and melting into the couch while digging for the world’s largest booger. Recent developments, however, reveal the true depths of George’s soul sucking whoredom and moochery.

Wait for it…

According to ecstatic WFTV reporter Kathi Belich, George made a morally sound decision in the days following daughter Casey’s incarceration for murdering his grandchild, Caylee: he began a torrid love affair with a terribly misguided sap. Skye Benhaida, the twin sister of the sap in question, told Belich that her sister and Anthony “fell in love” during the media blitz surrounding Casey’s arrest, and carried on a hot ‘n heavy romance for the next year. How their clandestine screw sessions stayed under the radar during all the media scrutiny is a mystery, but Benhaida claims to have recently supplied police with “compromising pictures and text messages” to prove her claims.

Please excuse me whilst I wipe the spittle of vomit from my chin.

But wait…it gets even better…

For starters, Benhaida The Misguided Sap matches the physical description George squirted for investigators of the phantom “Zenaida,” who Clan Anthony claims ACTUALLY kidnapped and murdered little Caylee. Right down to the New York roots, the Hispanic descent, and the tattoo on her left arm.

What a charming imbecile.

During the course of their emetic-tastic “relationship,” George, ever the respectful adulterer, allegedly told his poke that Caylee’s death was “an accident that snowballed out of control.” You know, the kind with duct tape around a skull and a trunk full of chloroform vapors. Amazingly, he went on to milk five thousand whole dollars out of Benhaida. Police informed her she was not the only woman to serve as George’s personal cash cow and bedbuddy during the period in question. It is unclear if all this money went towards his shoddy “Caylee Sunshine” tattoo, his diamond stud earring, the luxury Bahamian cruise, hookers and escorts, the Nigerian Lottery, or his daughter’s Junkfood for Jailbirds Fund. We certainly know it wasn’t spent on a mortgage payment.

At presstime, sources revealed that upon hearing the news, Cindy was strapped to a bed and given a morphine drip, but was still barking, snarling, and demanding her favorite pet hammer, “Fluffy.” Son Lee promised to release a coded statement full of inappropriate giggling in the near future. Stay tuned to EggTreeNews for further coverage on this breaking story.


184 responses to this post.

  1. All right, I admit it, I’ll come clean. I too, had George for a love slave. Yes, it’s true. I kept it under wraps pretty good from my husband saying that George was over here every day to pick dog hairs out of the carpet for me since my vaccum died. The hub bought the story. Wphew! He was looking at the spots of the carpet that had been rubbed clean by George’s knees. I only had to give him cab fare and a sandwich. But, now, since this other bitch showed up, I am done with him, forever! The nerve of that cad! The dog never liked him anyway.

    • By the way, my name is Moon, since the names Sky and River are already taken.

    • Carol, you too?!?! He said I was the only “other woman.” Cat fight!!!

      Yech, even the thought of it turns my stomach….

      • Nope, won’t touch that action. You have Fluffy on your side! You can have what’s left of him when Battle Ax gets done with him.

    • Posted by MJ on March 14, 2010 at 7:21 pm

      Carol!!!!!! I guessed you were one hot mama but words fail me at this confession! First off, tell all the details. You had us all fooled with that diet mumbojumbo, you were just distracting us from discovering that you and gorgeous george were getting all crazy. Hot monkey love never lasts but glad to know that he was true to his nature and was on his hands and knees, I’ve heard he likes a good spanking and then chores. Bet you saved a bundle on pedicures.
      You were right to kick his sorry ass to the curb when he started driving his CMA missing truck into the skank’s hood. He’s a fool to hook up with her, she’s not pretty or witty or wise like you. Good riddance I say. He’s going to have to have a Hawaii Motel redux to try and salvage his reputation now, instead of his Living Under a Microscope essay, he’ll need to compose one called Living Under the Bridge.

      • You are funny too MJ. You can have him. He should drowned in a puddle.

        • Posted by MJ on March 15, 2010 at 11:59 am

          Oh Carol thank you. I’ve always wanted a real live gigolo. I can make him escort me to the grocery store and dr.’s appts., it’s going to be fun. I think the very first thing I’ll make him do is prank call the old Battle Ax! BBL, gotta order me some dominatrix gear.

  2. Posted by BEES KNEES on March 13, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    “Local Imbecile a Soul-Sucking Mooch, Shameless Pervert!” Eggy, don’t mince words now. Why not tell us how you REALLY feel??

  3. Posted by BEES KNEES on March 13, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    At presstime, sources revealed that upon hearing the news, Cindy was strapped to a bed and given a morphine drip, but was still barking, snarling, and demanding her favorite pet hammer, β€œFluffy.”

    + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +

    Oh my God, Eggy, you’re killing me (EXITS down stage left, laughing hysterically, clutching sides)!!!!

  4. Posted by niecey456 on March 13, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    πŸ˜† I love it! I think you nailed it Eggy! πŸ˜† I’m exiting with Bees “laughing hysterically, clutching sides”!

    • Hi Niecey! πŸ™‚ Hope you and Bees weren’t eating or drinking anything while reading it; I don’t want you gettin hurt!! πŸ™‚

  5. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 13, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    Egg, you are a talented, fabulous and very entertaining writer.

    Now where shall I begin?? First of all, this girl ain’t no 10, but looks as if she has all her teeth. Front ones anyway, not sure about her molars. Casey said Zanny the invisible girl had no tattoo’s, but this chic does. Looks like Georgie and Casey forgot what lies to keep up with. Now why anyone would want to have an affair with Georgie girl is beyond me. I don’t think he is packing, but who knows, he may have an amazing tongue, that brings a woman to new heights of ectasy, GAG: (

    Maybe she paid him to go away?? This story just gets crazier and crazier. Who knows what tomorrow will bring…….

    • Hi Lisa, tanky so much for the compliment! She certainly aint a ten, and I wouldn’t jump to decribe her teeth as “perfect.” The tattoo reference confuses me, because I don’t recall George ever describing a tattood Zanny, and I remember Casey saying she had no visible tattoos, so thats baffling… Who knows…

  6. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 13, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    (((((((((((((((((Bombshell breaking news out of Orlando Florida))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

    Sindy Anthony, biological mother of alleged murderer, Casey Anthony, arrested in the attempted murder of her husband of 30 years, Georgie Anthony. Sindy Anthony alleges, she and George got into a fight over who was to clean the pool, (his affair) and things quickly went downhill. She states, George received the serious blow to his head, from the ladder falling down on his head. As he attempted to wipe the blood from his eyes, he tripped and fell, therefore, explaining the missing front teeth. Neighbors called the police, who responded immediately. Apparently, after interviewing son Lee, and make believe girlfriend Mallory, police became suspicious of the story the Anthony’s gave them, After a quick search of the property, police found a hammer with blood and hair, which is very suspicious, as well as a baseball bat, which appears to have human tissue on it.

    No parties have been arrested at this time, until a cell can open up in the same block, as alleged murderer, Casey Anthony.

    • LOL!! The hammer naturally has hair, that’s why she calls it Fluffy! I don’t know why the cops won’t just take her word for it?!?!

    • Posted by MJ on March 14, 2010 at 7:32 pm

      Lisa, thanks for the latest on Hopesprung Dr. After a thorough investigation I heard that all charges were dropped when they discovered george in his black fringed chaps, spiked dog collar, pasties and a clown hat. Sindy in her most coy voice was able to convince the attending officers that the whole thing was erotic foreplay. With george still trying to cough up his teeth he was unable to confirm nor deny, so they left.

  7. George, did Cindy pack you up yet? GOT TAPE??!!!! HA!!!!!!

  8. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 13, 2010 at 7:25 pm

    Hey Sindy,

    What’s thatr smell coming out of your car? What? I can’t hear you. Oh old pizza you say, Oh you left pizza in the trunk for Georgie girl to nosh on while he is in there. Very nice of you.

    • I guess old stud muffin is going to have to live on his free boat now. He’s going to have to eat bait. Who else would take the father skank? Lisa; need someone to brush your dogs and pick up dog do and move rock slides? Do you think C & G are going to have the nerve to show up to court? I think she will – no shame and no brain whatsoever. What’s laughing boy got to say about this? Is this a stellar family or what?

      • My guess is they’ll show up to court in their hobo outfits, covered in soot, and deliver another sorry “Woe Is Me” routine…

  9. I would love to respond, but I am laughing so hard at the way you present this, i just cannot be serious. Your words are my thoughts. I just don’t have your talent with the English language or the humor. I have to read this again.

  10. Posted by Sanny on March 13, 2010 at 10:02 pm


  11. Posted by Jill from Western Australia on March 13, 2010 at 11:42 pm

    Eggcellent Eggy :mrgreen:

    Does anyone else wonder that the Prosecution wanted this kept quiet for 30 days because they were frightened of what Cindy would do to George when she heard this news?

    LisaG πŸ˜† Makes me wonder just how close to the truth your statement is πŸ™„

    The burning questions are >>>

    Where is George currently sleeping?

    Will they both turn up to Thursday’s hearing with bodyguards?

    • Hi Jill!! Eggcellent questions… I think Carol’s right, and George is probably sleeping in the GoGo Gadget boat.

      Maybe Cindy will be wheeled into court strapped onto a handtruck, wearing a Hannibal Lecter mask? πŸ˜†

      • Con wheels is going to let her use his wheel chair to be strapped into, since he won’t be there. Joy Wray will push and share all her pills with Battle Ax. Thank you J.H. for that one!

  12. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 14, 2010 at 7:45 am

    Unbelievable. Who knows what’s next to come out of this family. This could very well what the prosection wanted kept quiet for 30 days.

    I wonder if they also will show up in court Thursday, holding hands, all lovey dovey. I am left without speech at this point.

    • I don’t think its THE SECRET, but I think its a piece of the puzzle. I tend to think THE SECRET involves Dominic turning on them all, but who knows?

  13. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 14, 2010 at 8:44 am

    Hey πŸ™‚

    Maybe Georgie Girl could be the new spokesperson for VIAGRA???

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 14, 2010 at 1:53 pm

      LOL!!!!! πŸ˜†

    • That’s if Battle Ax didn’t cut it off yet. Isn’t this going to be a fun week? More Ant adventures, court with the whole Casey Calorie Farm, and St. Pat’s (my favorite), all in one day! I ask, could life not get any better? Green beer for all!!

  14. Posted by MJ on March 14, 2010 at 10:08 am

    Good one Eggy, and just in the nick of time. Ole Georgie was beginning to manufacture a little more sympathy out of the public, just being married to Cruella assures him a tiny bit but now we find that he is as smarmy and nasty as he looks. It almost seems unnatural, like a sin or something to pick up your future (as in the next day) mistress at a search for your own missing/murdered grand child. It’s creepy. He such a perv. It would’t surprise me if he wasn’t overjoyed that now he didin’t have to use the old stand-by about his wife just doesn’t understand him, he had a whole new angle….the poor anguished granddad..
    Now this may be controversial but I wonder if Father Skank (hat tip to Carol, love it!) didn’t get more than he bargained for with his wandering man tool. The pic of his booty call in the bathing suit looks suspiciously like those Brazilian he-she models. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that but, she looks like she may have a man tool herself. However, it does appear that she has a son so maybe she is a hermaphrodite Add to the story, the son appears to be the white sun glasses nut case that was having a meltdown in the front yard of the house of insanity. and who was invited to a chili dinner. can it get any crazier? Who’s reaming who ? There just has to be some vortex of slime that sucks in every single person that gets involved with the Anthony’s, I’m staying tuned on this one cause I think there’s more to come.

    • MJ, ROTFL!!! George sure is resilient aint he? Granddaughter missing, daughter in jail for murder of said granddaughter, and he really just bounced right back from it all, huh? Nothin gets in the way of his sex drive. Unbelievable. I wonder if youre right about the mistress having undergone a “Chopadikoffame” Operation; a 10 she is not, even from afar. I heard about her son having the meltdown when the body was found. It only gets weirder…

      • Posted by MJ on March 14, 2010 at 11:45 am

        yes, he is very resilient. He gives new meaning to the adage, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. He and his wife seem to be a match made in heaven. They are grifters with a pyschotic twist and their union produced the ultimate damaged goods.

        It would be impossible to distinguish between a wax statue of George and the real George. And I don’t know if his sex drive is what primes his motor, i think he may get off on the con. He gets some kind of orgasm from having woman feeling sorry for him ( it took brass balls to go solo on tv to beg for attention) and then the ultimate ‘O’, the payola. Money for playing the victim and getting his freak on at the same time.

        • Posted by eggtreenews on March 14, 2010 at 1:57 pm

          MJ, youre right, its that need to convince others of the lie- the con- that probably drives him. The ego boost that manipulation of another person’s emotions gives… seems to run in the family.

    • Hey MJ, good to see you. Were you on vacation? Ant family saga, chapter six…..And now you are going me that the white sunglass guy is Moon River Sky Blue Crystal Rain’s son??!!!
      Did Cindy give him those sunglasses since Casey doesn’t need them any more rotting in jail?
      I can’t even comprehend George doing that he / she. He claims he doesn’t drink! That’s looks like bottom of the glass, last call, 2:30 am, gutter trash, bar left overs. Whew! This is really a trip!

      • Posted by MJ on March 14, 2010 at 12:14 pm

        Hey~ had some narsty flu in our house, took a toll on my laser sharp focus! But this latest headline gave me a boost, ya know some things are just too good to pass up!

        Georgie owns the trifocal BeerGoggles sold only in XXX sex shops. To be used when the ultimate prize is not only some kinky playtime but to enable the wearer to continue the tete’te to it’s final conclusion, a few well deserved shekels in the pocket.

      • Should be: going to tell me….Duh. I’m getting so excited talking about George’s sex life – NOT! Hey, now we are be scrambled into the wrong reply slots, rats! Hi egg, I think the duct tape dark lords are holding me in spam from last night. Could you be a peach and check on that? I know I didn’t start tipping until later last night.

        • Posted by MJ on March 14, 2010 at 1:14 pm

          Carol, It is kind of titlilating isn’t it ? He’s such a wild card, that button down exterior, shiny loafers, snazzy belted city shorts. First those revelations of his ‘pinch my pinky” and then tie me up,preferences this has true bombshell potential. NG may catch up to this in a few days

        • Posted by eggtreenews on March 14, 2010 at 2:00 pm

          Carol, i checked my spam folder and its empty; nothin from nobody in there. You sure you didnt start tippin a little early? πŸ˜†

  15. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 14, 2010 at 10:37 am

    Rivers twitter page and messages to Georgette.


    • Now I just can’t seem to wrap my brain around this he/she whatever it is. People are sending her prayers??!!! WTF?!! She (??) is a freak picking up guys at missing child gettogethers?! I bet she does the same thing at funerals. There’s a fun way to meet guys. You know that the person is dead, so there’s a good chance to slide in there and console the person. WTH?! If people are feeling sorry for her then this is the end of the world as we know it. Stick a fork in us all – we are all done for. I wonder if Old grey nuts enjoyed her seizures while bonking her? Quick, barf bag! Ewwwyyy!

      • Posted by MJ on March 14, 2010 at 12:01 pm

        LOL LOL OMG , you’ve hit the nail on the head! See, first it’s a mistake( the affair), then it’s supposedly having an illness, then it’s involvement in a murder investigation (oh my) then it’s thrown out into the press ( uh,huh) then it’s the explanation of surprise and indignation, then prayers……wait for it……..then a plea for…….yep, money. I’m feeling it in my hinkybone.

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 14, 2010 at 2:01 pm

      Ooh, thanks Lisa! Am off to check it out in just a moment!

  16. Posted by J.H. on March 14, 2010 at 10:46 am

    To funny eggy i laughed at not only yours but the other posts too.Thanks everybody.Normally i root for the wifes like tigers wife with the unexplained damage to his rear windows.There was a little buss of a golf club or something.well georgie i will give you money,a house and a girlfriend if you want to leave the old battelax.think about it.follow the yellow brick road to satsuma florida.

  17. Can it be much longer before this family takes its rightful place on Jerry Springer?

    • 4wrdthnkndad, I’ve been waiting for that news to break for awhile now. I think they should make a joint appearance with Croslins and Cummings families!

      • 4wrdthnkndad; Hey Springer could go with a movie and many sequels with this fam and life. He would have to get the Cabbage Patches while they are in and out of jail. Love it!

    • Posted by MJ on March 14, 2010 at 11:31 am

      4wrdthnkndad, I really think these cretons have eclipsed Jerry Springer. His usual guests have the mundane sorted who’s da baby-daddy genre. Orlando has spawned a mutant family with a direct line to Beelzabub. They have lost their souls.

      • I think G & C have both sold their souls long ago. Battle Ax ( my new favorite name), cut the devil a deal with partial future book royalties included. How much is a used, worn out soul worth nowadays? $42.95?

  18. Just read more about ‘Sweet Cheeks Meet Me At The Memorial Under The Pew’ woman. Saw more face pictures. Man, that is one ugly broad. I’m no ten, but give me a break! Now, why did old lover boy shut her off and down? I can’t find that. She (?) claims that he broke two dates with her and wouldn’t call her back. Did he actually find the old stump? Ugh! What, Cindy didn’t unlock him that night and let him out? Is this for real or is someone pulling all our legs here? This is helping me on my diet anyway – turning my stomach.

    • Posted by MJ on March 14, 2010 at 1:00 pm

      just guessing here but the old geezer finally realized that
      a.) his lover had a penis
      b.) his lover has brain cancer and it wrecked his erection
      c.) his lover was tapped out, only had luv to give , no more $$
      d.) his wife sewed his saggy balls to the wheels of Conman’s chair and threatened to push them down the steps together
      e.) he realized he, the ShockCock, needed to move on, he had other’s that needed his services

      • You’re killing me!!! LOL!! Well, you’ve asked for it, here it is:
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYywESlduOY Enjoy!

        • Shit! That didn’t work! It’s Gigolo George on youtube. It’s about five minutes old. Fun!

        • Posted by MJ on March 14, 2010 at 8:04 pm

          Hey~ I couldn’t get that youtube. Is it gone? I think my daughter and son in law sabotaged my computer this afternoon so it might be a problem on my end, rare, oh so rare for me to be at fault but…..wahhhhh I want to see it. I’ll just pressing it over and over until I get it to come on and if that doesn’t work, those two brats are gonna fix it.

          • MJ, just google youtube George Anthony then click on Gigolo George. Then LYAO!

            • Posted by MJ on March 15, 2010 at 12:00 am

              OMG That has to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen! That is great, thanks for the hook up. Sometimes those are funny but this one was really good. I loved how the earrings got bigger as time went on. Phanks a lot.

      • Posted by Carol in VA on March 14, 2010 at 1:29 pm

        Yep, the answer is A. You guys are so funny.

        • Posted by eggtreenews on March 14, 2010 at 2:06 pm

          Hey Carol in VA! πŸ™‚

          • Hi Carol in VA. Great name. Yea, egg just throws ’em out there and we catch ’em and cook ’em up til they’re well done. I’ve seen you before. Big WI cheese wave from me.

      • Posted by eggtreenews on March 14, 2010 at 2:05 pm

        im goin with option A!! Good selection of options, though! πŸ˜†

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 14, 2010 at 2:04 pm

      Carol, “Meet Me at the Memorial Under the Pew?!?!” ROTFL!!!

  19. Posted by valleygirl on March 14, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    First time on this site — You hit this one out of the park!! So funny, can’t wait to read your other posts! Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction!!

  20. Posted by LC on March 14, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    I found your blog via a link from Blink on Crime and I gotta say, it’s an easier way to read news about this case. Lol. Awesome writing! Thanks for the laughs!

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 14, 2010 at 2:08 pm

      Hey LC, welcome to the Egg Tree! youre more than welcome for the laughs!!

  21. Posted by Peter on March 14, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    George Anthony expected to be arrested for purchasing HGH and testosterone online from Mexican pharmacia.

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 14, 2010 at 3:47 pm

      Hi Peter, welcome aboard! Wow, that’s some juicy smut, where did you hear that? Didn’t the gatorade bottle and/or syringe found near the body have testosterone in it? Dum dum dum…. I gotta look into this. BRB.

    • Wow, thanks Peter! So, that’s how the syringe had testosterone in it! Left over from old lover boy. Well, well, well. Tie me up with duct tape and roll me in the mud!

      • I haven’t been able to find a source yet, but I’m still lookin…

      • Posted by MJ on March 14, 2010 at 7:43 pm

        LOL carol
        Peter, good call on the pharmaceutical arrest pending but let’s not count sly George out yet. I believe with good representation he will be able to convince a judge and jury that he uses those drugs only topically on his eyebrows. He thinks of himself as the Orlando Fabio, with his machismo flowing brows.

  22. Posted by Peter on March 14, 2010 at 4:34 pm

    Expect more charges:

    both Anthonys

    fraud with tax exempt organization
    accessory after the fact
    tampering evidence
    misleading LE
    conspiracy (cover up regarding remains)

    for George, the testosterone and HGH purchasing will be the least of his worries. Hecwill face embezzlement charges along with federal larceny (using usps)

    • Very interesting info, Peter; I’m really curious where you’ve heard all this? I can’t find anything online. I really hope you’re right! I remain cautiously optimistic! πŸ™‚ Thanks for sharing.

  23. Posted by Peter on March 14, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    The other shoe to fall is going to be wild!

    If you were going to prison long enough to lose your home, you’d skip paying the mortgage and pocket the money and go on a cruise, too.

  24. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 14, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    Even Springer doesn’t want this bunch! The ones they should really fear are the IRS and I’ve been wondering when they would catch up with the Scamthony’s. They probably have had them under investigation also.

    Oh Carol, ewwwww, everytime you say old gray nuts, I get the heebee jeebee’s. GROSS.

    So when will they be on Larry King, chewing and chomping and saying so, they’ve told some mistruths, and feel everything in their gut??

    What an embarrassment this family is to our great nation.

    • Hi Lisa; Hey, you were the one that brought up Viagra man! That really churned by stomach! It’s all so yuck. Well, you don’t have to bother watching Desperate Housewives. They are getting stale and not too much fun anymore. They just don’t have the spark like the show used to.

  25. Good evening Peter. What is the very latest? Peter is our front man out on the news deck bringing us the breaking scandulous news about the Ant family and all their horrid little secrets, exposed. He earlier reported to the egg news central with stunning new reports of up comning arrests and fraud. This is an exclusive folks. Good evening Peter…. What is the very latest? Come in Peter… Can you hear me Peter?… We must have lost the connection. We’ll break in as soon as we find Peter. We’ll continue on with our former TV shows.

    • Senior True Crime correspondent Peter might be having technical difficulties; perhaps he’s still investigating this latest (((((((BOMBSHELL))))))) discovery. Just as soon as we get him back on the line, we’ll bring you the latest. We now return to regularly scheduled programming of Jose Baez and Andrea Lyon in Celebrity Death Match Wrestling.

      • Posted by MJ on March 14, 2010 at 8:11 pm

        Eggy! please tell me you will be covering the JB/AL Celebrity Death Match??? If it’s on pay for view I’m way too cheap, so you’ll have to write the article. Get ringside if possible, bring an extra hankie for Bozo to wipe his sweat…………that’ll bring you and Mr. Eggy a nice little nest egg if you sell it on telenova, just a thought cuz you know I think your da best!

        • I’ll try and get ringside seats, and I’ll bring a cooler full of Gatorade to pour over Baez’s head when he gets sweaty. The Lyon is supposed to be vicious in the ring. I heard she wears one of the costumes from Cats: The Broadway Musical.

          • Posted by MJ on March 14, 2010 at 8:48 pm

            LOL A word of caution if you do sit up front, if Andrea la giganta throws her panties or anything it could be dangerous. Remember the scene in Shallow Hal when he see’s her massive thong? I’d imagine AL’s could suffocate several spectators at one time.

  26. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 14, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    Right now I have some quiet time., little ones sleeping, hubby working. I’m watching a new show on Animal Planet, called Fatal Attractions. It’s really interesting. The story right now is about a man, who owned 7 monitors lizards, and was just found dead in his apartment, with them munching on him.

    I am sorry Carol, didn’t mean to grow you or myself out like that! Shame on me πŸ™‚

    • That’s Ok Babe, no worries. Did you see the youtube vid? It’s a hoot.
      Let’s send some of those lizards to the murderer for a birthday gift. I think they would spit her out or not be able to grab on with all that pork grease ozzing out of her. Can’t wait for Wednesday!

  27. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 14, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    OMG Carol, I’m a dork. I meant to say, Gross you out like that! As Carlos Mencia would say:

    “I’m a dee dee dee”, lol.

    Can only imagine how interesting Wednesday is going to be. Wonder if Georgie is going to attempt another fake suicide attempt??


  28. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 14, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    Maybe the Croslins and Scamthony’s can do a wife swap episode???

    Lisa and George

    Sindy and Hank

    Nah, even the Croslins have higher standards than that!

    • Old boy Hank wouldn’t touch Moe with a dead snake. He might enjoy a little Deliverance style dance with Georgey boy though if he has at least 15 beers in him. Ha! Boy, are we getting weird hey? This is all too much of a shock value even for the toughest of us die hard, useless, no life bloggers. To the end, I say! Justice for Caylee. George, remember her?

      • Posted by MJ on March 14, 2010 at 8:17 pm

        Carol, all of us DHUNLBs deserve this latest gem from the A’s. How many times have they driven us to drink, how many times have we self medicated into oblivion because of them? How many times have we all said “it just can’t get any crazier”? They OWED us this debacle, this leaves even the few remaining twits who feel sorry (sniff) for them to have to accept the fact, these people are NUTS.

    • I bet Dr Drew has already contacted them for an episode of Celebrity Rehab. :mrgreen:

  29. I’ve been reading…So if River is a transgender male trying to be female.. does that make Georgie boy a homosexual? If you look at the picture of it on Dave’s blog, check out the the hands on that thing. Men have an extra or bigger bone joint above their thumbs, woman don’t. And that face. That is definately a guy gone wild. This is even a bigger yuck than I thought. How the hell am I ever going to get to sleep with that on my brain? Somanex take it all away…..

  30. Posted by lona1 on March 14, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    listen to this all the way though. This will blow your mind πŸ™‚
    Richard hornsby speaks about the hearing next week and Ga story.

  31. Posted by lona1 on March 14, 2010 at 7:31 pm

    fyi: wftv is part of abc

  32. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 14, 2010 at 7:39 pm

    Carol, where is this photo?? It’s funny, because on another blog, someone had mentioned they thought River was a man all along.

    Ahhh the plot thickens.

    Ya know, this is the craziest case I ever saw or even followed! And yes, I believe it does make Georgie girl a homosexual at this point. Driven there by the madness of Sindy probably.

    The real sad part of this fiasco, is poor Caylee never stood a chance in camp crazy. Now there is news out there that he said it was an accident?? They knew all along what was going on, and what they were covering up. When she was found, they were very calm and went out for crab puffs, paid for someone else.

    No wonder giggles has been keeping a low profile, aka Lee.

    • Posted by MJ on March 14, 2010 at 7:54 pm

      Lisa that animal show sounds icky, but I love those !
      I heard that too about him saying it was an accident that spiraled out of control but really I don’t think even George would be dumb enough to say the truth, if he knew it. Spindy decided early on that the world was going to gag down the kidnap theory even if she herself and her henchmen set up the fall guys. I think he knew it would be a real downer (and dangerous) to admit that his daughter is a diabolical sociopath, so in the heart to hearts that lovers do, that version is much more likely to get lots of hugs and dollars. Nothing is ever an Anthony’s fault, that’s their mantra.

      • True dat, MJ. They say anything to get what they want…That’s what Anthonys call “pillowtalk!”

        • Posted by MJ on March 14, 2010 at 8:51 pm

          Yes and the wild thing is that they will say one thing, get busted on it, shrug their shoulders and spit out some new lie instead of the old one and be livid if anybody dares to question it. This week should be great.

    • The pictures are on Marinade Dave’s site. Only use one eye to look.

  33. Posted by Peter on March 15, 2010 at 4:51 am

    George spent his whole life working hard at nit working. Be it gaming the system for disability to online gambling debts: this is a lazy man

    Where did George get his physique from ? Since he is a couch potato….

    His supply of low dosage hgh and his regular testosterone injections.

    LE has been a MARVEL keeping much under wraps.

    I think (my first qualifyer) we will learn that he bilked more money than the mere 5K from other women.

    He wii face charges of misappropiation of funds with the “charity” organization.

    NeJame is a smart man. Conway is not.

  34. Well, I’m about ready to scream today. Not much sleep. Phone call at midnight – thought this better be good. No, wrong number, stupid little girl. She calls back again – ugh! If I don’t find something new to read about Whorgie and the trans/man, I’m going off. Thanks lona1 for the link. Don’t feel like listening to an hour of bullshit. So, maybe Belich made this story up since ABC owns WFTV to cover for BaAss? WTF? BaAss got money from ABC – $700 grand? UGH! Where is the real updated news? Peter – where is your news? Did Battle Ax kill Whorgie yet? Is Whorgie really a closet queen? What is really in brother Flea’s sock drawer besides his blue gray eye shadow? Why isn’t anyone getting arrested for anything yet?! I want answers, damnitt! Isn’t there anyone out there dying of AIDS or the swine flu that would want to change the world for the better and start shooting some of these useless ass wipes? I would but I’m not dying of anything now, just have a cold. I can’t take it anymore. I think I have to go and clean my sun porch and take a day off from this crap fest. My brain is starting to fry and die. Later.

  35. Posted by Aedrys on March 15, 2010 at 10:33 am

    OMG I so needed this laugh after dealing with unwanted rodents all weekend! Been reading here for awhile, but I had to post to say THANK YOU for this article! You are hilarious and capture the story well at the same time! Bravo!

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 15, 2010 at 5:06 pm

      Hi Aedrys and welcome aboard! πŸ™‚ youre very welcome for the article!

  36. Posted by Jon on March 15, 2010 at 11:23 am

    I always thought he was a perv……..

  37. Posted by Jon on March 15, 2010 at 11:29 am

    Hey! Just had another thought. maybe G likes trannies and that’s why he went for Cindy in the first place. Let’s face it, she is kind of butch, both physically and in attitude.

    • Posted by MJ on March 15, 2010 at 11:52 am

      Jon, I’m going to side with you on this issue. How many times have people said that Moe wears the pants in that family? She is very butch and no amount of plastic bracelets and necklaces can hide it. They all have gender-bending traits, Lee and his eye shadow and his girly giggles, Lyons is self explanatory…..it’s all so creepy and yet fascinating at the same time. I can’t wait for the next rabbit hole to come up.

      • Posted by jon on March 23, 2010 at 9:47 am

        checking this out late becuase I’ve had other things on my mind believe it or not. I still say Cindy is a dominatrix. God knows what goes on behind those closed doors! I certainly don’t want to think about it, let alone actually know!! Yeck…………

        • Hi Jon! Cindy as a dominatrix…. Eww. My eyes, my fragile eyes… πŸ˜†

          • Posted by jon on March 29, 2010 at 12:45 pm

            Can’t you just picture it? I can’t decide whether I like “dominatrix” or “battle ax” better, but they both pretty much say it all!

            The shame of this situation is that when it’s all over and done, we’re going to have other cases with skanky people to blog about. i’m still waiting to see what’s next with the bunch up in Palatka or “the Satsuma BrainTrust” as I refer to them: Misty, Ronald, Timmy, the toothless mother, brother, and the rest of that tribe.

            • jon, the only differance between the two is, one has a whip and other has a battle ax. Actually, they both wear the same helmet with horns on it!
              I bet the drug traffic is way down now since the whole fam is locked up and there are a lot of junkies joneses. Sucks to be them.

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 15, 2010 at 5:09 pm

      Cindy is mannish, i have to agree on that one.

  38. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 15, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    Oh dear mother of God! Why why why did I look?? That is a full blown man, and he ain’t no 10 !!

  39. Posted by Peter on March 15, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    Strange things about this family to come out:

    sexual abuse
    D/V. (acute)
    accusations fly back and forth

    what I don’t know is if we will learn paternity.

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 15, 2010 at 5:14 pm

      In all fairness, the FBI cleared George of incest allegations, and a DNA test ruled out Lee as the father of Caylee. Unless youre referring to Casey”s paternity? Ive heard the argument that George’s brother is actually Casey’s father, but I dont know if I believe that one. Forgive me if this is a stupid question, but Im having a brainfart about acute D/V. What on Earth is that? πŸ™‚

  40. Posted by Peter on March 15, 2010 at 4:24 pm


    Florida attorney has some serious jealousy issues with Baez. He hates Kathi Belich.

    Note to valley girl: people do give a c$&& about George having an affair (shows where Casey learned her lying and morals) and if people didn’t care they would not have listened to the blog broadcast, right?

    I think Baez will be disbarred
    George and Cindy will be arrested.
    I think Casey will get a plea after Baez is removed

    I think Lee got immunity because he needs immunity.

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 15, 2010 at 5:25 pm

      Wait, now Im confused. You believe Hornsby has jealousy issues with Baez? Who would ever be jealous of Baez about anything? I do agree that he cant stand Belich, hes made that very clear in the past.

      Did you mean to addres that to valleygirl? She didn’t say anything about people not giving a crap about George having an affair? Unless I totally missed that comment. The only comment from her I can see is the one saying she enjoyed my post.

      I also think this case will eventually be plead out, and I hope Bez is disbarred, preferably sooner than later. And I definitely agree about Lee.

  41. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 15, 2010 at 6:23 pm

    I believe the incest allegations was what Casey had told LE. She said that Lee tried to have sex with her, and touched her, and she told Sindy, but Sindy did nothing.

    Also remember how Lee said he believes everything Casey tells him. So was he admitting to trying to have sex with her??

    • Lisa, IIRC, Casey made those claims about both Lee and George. While the FBI apparently cleared George of the allegations, I don’t remember if they did so with Lee? I just remember the DNA test proved he wasn’t Caylees father. But I tend to think he believed he COULDVE been; hence his refusal to submit to the test right away. So yeah, I do believe they were doin it. Gross.

      And how could he keep a straight face saying he believes everything his sister says? He may as well have said, “She’s right; I molested her.” Ewww.

      • Posted by LC on March 15, 2010 at 7:44 pm

        Posted by eggtreenews…And how could he keep a straight face saying he believes everything his sister says? He may as well have said, β€œShe’s right; I molested her.” Ewww.

        LOL. I wish someone had asked him about that one in particular at one of the depos.

        • LC, we should make a list of all the things he admitted in that one statement.
          “She’s right; she’s a spiteful bitch.”
          “Its true; dad molested her too.”
          Feel free to keep adding! πŸ™‚

          • Posted by LC on March 15, 2010 at 11:25 pm

            lol. Great idea. I’m not as creative as the geniuses here and can’t think of any. I can contribute laughter as I read the growing list. You have a great start! All I can think of is the time she said she should have been stopped sooner. Words to that effect that accompanied the whole “I’m a spiteful bitch” speech she supposedly told him.

  42. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 15, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    Don’t they all just make you want to vomit Egg? Camp crazy is what they truly are. I mean come on, you have to have your father and brother’s DNA tested to make sure they weren’t your baby’s father. Absolutely appaling.

    I really think Casey had no idea who the father was. She was so money hungry, that if she knew, she would of made sure to get those child support payments.

    Then again, she did tell the story of that one guy, forget his name, who she said was Caylee’s father, and he was killed on his way to Caylee’s 2nd birthday in a car accident.

    The stories egg the stories………………

    • I doubt she has any idea who the dad is; I think she came up with the Jesus Ortiz story just to make it look like she knew, and because he was dead, he couldn’t be questioned about it. The stories, Lisa, the stories… The fantasy world these people insist on living in….

      • Posted by MJ on March 15, 2010 at 8:40 pm

        It is amazing the constant whirlpool that surrounds the A’s. With as much as ALL of them lie it’s hard to come to any firm thought about a lot of things.
        The attitude that they all copped when being questioned by LE or Morgan is unbelievable. Here LE is attempting to figure how and where to look for Caylee and the A’s act like it’s a mind game to force them to phrase each question just so, or forgetta about it. And G,C & Lee at the depo, sheesh. Unfrickin obscene. They’re all so mentally messed up, I think they really think that they are celebratoids. They don’t get it, they’re eventually gonna get busted for all the underhanded junk they’ve done. TickTockTickTock

  43. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 15, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    Forgot to add, she also said the guy that was killed, had set up a trust fund for Caylee. My God, it’s unbelievable the fantasy world that family lives in. LIES LIES LIES.

    Oh excuse me, I meant to say, “MISTRUTH’S”.

  44. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 15, 2010 at 7:54 pm

    Egg we were posting at the same time and said the same exact thing about the fantasy world.

    Great minds think alike?? Speaking of great minds, where is Carol??

  45. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 16, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    Hi ya egg, you could be right, Carol was ready for a break. Maybe she is on a nice cruise??

    I hope its ok I post this:

    Here is what was posted on another site :

    George’s lover has used the names β€œRiver Allen” and β€œRiver Cruz” and β€œKrystal”.
    Her legal name is Krystal N. Holloway (Allen) (Cruz)
    Born in November 1971 – 38 years old – born in Massachusetts
    At one time she lived at the same address as Jeffrey Allen in Orlando
    At one time she may have been married to Hector Jason Cruz in Volusia County
    Krystal had a Paternity case in 2002
    careless driving in 2003 – owes $ 80.00
    failure to comply in 2005 – owes $ 68.00
    evicted from apartments in Orlando March 2008
    unlawful speed July 2008 – owes $ 244.00
    refusal to sign citation July 17, 2008 – one day in jail – owes $ 295.00
    suspended drivers license – Dec 1, 2008
    fail to obey traffic control device – dismissed – officer failed to attend
    unlawful speed Feb 2009 – owes $ 249.00
    driving with license suspended Feb 4, 2009 – owes $ 143.50
    driving while license suspended/revoked Feb 12, 2009 – adjudication withheld

    twin sister, Skye (Holloway) Benhaida – legal name is Cecelia
    Peggy (Holloway) Benhaida – was/is married to Rafik Benhaida Feb 14, 2007
    evicted from home in Florida – March 23, 2009
    dealing in stolen property (trafficking) Feb 26, 2008
    receiving money from pawnbroker by false verification
    found guilty Sept 24, 2008
    owes restitution $ 632.00 as of March 15, 2010
    operating motor vehicle without valid ID – drivers lic suspended Aug 6, 2009
    failure to appear Nov 14, 2009 – owes $ 32.00

    Rafik Benhaida
    aggravated battery March 12, 2009
    bond set $ 3,000 May 28, 2009 – got public defender
    ordered no contact with victim – maintain separate residence
    Notice of letter filed from alleged victim, Cecelia Benhaida to Judge June 1, 2009
    Bond discharged August 28, 2009

    On video where River is picking up her cell phone at the police dept window , the lady at the window asks to see her photo i.d. before she can give her back the cellphone… I could hear River say she didnt bring it with her…. she had her purse with her but no drivers license?????….Skye was driving ( at least when they left she was ) …

  46. Hi Lisa and all. Thanks for that link and the compliment. I needed a break. Sweet cheeks isn’t such a hot driver, hey? They must have taken her drivers license a long time ago. It’s a wonder that they didn’t throw her in jail for all the outstanding tickets. She probably had to pay them in the cop shop yesterday before they let her go. Did you catch Con Wheels denying the affair? He would.
    Happy St. Patrick’s day to you all. You know it’s just a myth that if you drink green beer, your face won’t turn that color the next day. Promise, I know. Catch all the fun St. Pat’s diddy’s on the eggtreehouse link above on top.

    • Hey Carol! Sweet Cheeks aint a fan of the rules of the road. With all these tickets piling up, how the heck did she find $5K to give to George?! She doesn’t strike me as someone whose rolling in money.

      I saw Conway’s denial, and I heard the blogtalk radio show, and I honestly don’t know what to make of it all. What an absolute mess…

      Happy St Paddy’s day to you too!

      • Egg; She had a lot of other charges too with stolen property, pawn shops and larceny. She has quick big man hands. If someone, ( still on the fence as to what gender it is), is going to mess around with a married man, it would not be snow white to begin with.

  47. Posted by Dorothy on March 16, 2010 at 1:32 pm

    Today is the first time I visited this site.. I gotta say I don,t like it.. I absolutely LOVE IT..Guys you are the best.. What better way to keep up with this case and enjoy at the same time.. Sometimes it can get pretty boring,, But you guys have a very special talent ( that I wish I had ) of making reading about this case fun. And I thank you from the heart of my bottom !! LOL. Now you see why I enjoy your site.. That is about as funny as I can get.. For real thank ya’ll very much.. You made my DAY !!

    • Hiya Dorothy, and welcome to Egg Tree News! So Happy you enjoyed it! I’ve found that humor is very neccessary when dealing with these people and their shananigans. Humor and chamomile tea. LOL!!

  48. Posted by Dorothy on March 16, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    Just so you guys know.. Justice for baby Caylee is what I am waiting for..

  49. Hey Egg. Almost to post 150!! What does that winner get? A dozen eggs? A free pass to court Thursday? A lifetime membership to Egg Tree News?

  50. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 16, 2010 at 6:58 pm

    Sure Egg. I got it off this site, The TV Guy, from the Orlando Sentinel.


  51. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 16, 2010 at 7:00 pm

    But the person who originally posted it, had the message that they got it off another site already on it, when I copied it and pasted it.
    Hope thats not too confusing, so not sure where it actually came from.

    • That’s fine, just as long as you cite where you originally got it, that’s cool. I think its all public record anyway, so it should be fine!

  52. Lisa, I’ve got you covered on the web site thing. Did you watch Grace tonight? All about Whorgie and ‘his girl’. Then, she started bitching at Bill Sheafer, so I had to mute her. Does she think that’s cute to strip all her guests to the bone? Ugh.

    • I really can’t stomach NG. If she’s not ripping all her guests a new a*hole, she’s showing pictures of her dull twins. Or getting her a$$ kissed by Sheba from Illinois over the phone…

      • I hate the callers – they are idiots with the questions. Read a paper, get on line, catch up, gather some brain cells, commit suicide, don’t call in!

      • Let’s just stop for a moment folks and remember that Thursday is only one more day away. It’s springtime, my twins are starting to bloom mushrooms out of their ears and they enjoy the taste of mud pies. I am still a queen bitch and my ratings are high. Life is good. With that, I bid you a good night.

  53. Hello?….(((((echo))))) Anyone home?((((echo))))). Well, anyway, tomorrow, when watching the court session on Court TV, it has the live stream on without commercials if you’re flipping from HLN. Yeah! This should be good! Happy St. Pat’s day to ye all!

  54. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 17, 2010 at 5:41 pm

    Carol you are the greatest! I can always count on your comments to make me laugh with uncontrollable laughter πŸ™‚ You are the best, and someone if I met on the outside of cyberland, I would want for a friend, and this includes EGG.

    I was thinking, how they are saying this River sounds like the invisible Zanny the Nanny, but the only thing I can compare is she has long dark curly hair and is hispanic. SHE AIN”T NO 10!!!

    I got NG on, and this caller just called in on the verge of a breakdown, oh Nancy, you are hardest working crime fighter out there omg I love you, trying to hold back tears. BLEECH

    Now lets take a step back. NG just reports what the hard workers, lik Natisha Lance, who is actually go out in the field gather information. How about a big thanks and a round of applause for her!!

    One more thing, I want the private bat number that Sheeba uses. She always gets through.

    OH OH< Lenny from who says, "ORLAWDO" is on, positive Georgie Girl never had an affair. Why is he even on?? He talks but never says anything., jmo.

    OH NO!! There she goes, showing the twins. NG, we all have gorgeous children, we just don't shove it down everyones throat. OY VEY

    • Ditto, Lisa!

      The only similarities I see are that she’s Hispanic with dark curly hair. But you could say that about a lot of Hispanics; it sounds more like a generic racial description to me…. Casey didn’t get too creative with the details… Perfect teeth? Perfect 10? These are the qualities you hone in on to describe the woman who stole your baby? πŸ™„

  55. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 17, 2010 at 5:41 pm

    Happy St. Patricks Day Egglettes!!!

  56. Aww, Lisa, I love you too. (blush, blush) You are a real sweetie. I have met so many great people over the last two years on the web postings. I want to thank you all for such a good time. I remember JJ on Liar, liar. Wow, she really was one of the funniest woman I ever met, and egg is right up there too. Just brilliant. She had us all toppped. With that said, I want to leave you with one more screamer.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aOFUEEU71Y This will kill you.

  57. Duh, meant she (Egg) HAS us all topped. Sorry, green beer typing.
    Hey, here’s a thought…..Do you think River has 12 pictures of a naked George to sell as a calendar?!! wooo hoooo!!!!

  58. Posted by Jill from Western Australia on March 18, 2010 at 2:32 am

    Carol πŸ˜†

    Still laughing at your video :mrgreen:

  59. Posted by ~LisaG~ on March 18, 2010 at 11:02 am

    OMG CAROL!!!!

    Pictures of a naked Georgie is just too revolting. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. But I bet they are out there. He is a foolish old man.

    One good thing to come out of all this blogging, is meeting so many truly wonderful people!

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