Fried Eggs in an Envelope: Headlines To Go

Today’s Egg Tree News Briefs in a convenient, to-go envelope:

***Sandra Bullock to Divorce Nazi $hithead Jesse James For Trying to Outslut Tiger Woods With an Even Dirtier Skanktourage***

***Nation Grimaces, Stockpiles Airborne and Emergen-C in Wake of Recent Health Care Reform***

***Crickets Having Midnight Gossip Session Again***

***Singer Ricky Martin Comes Out of the Closet in a Rainbow Boa 10 Years After the Last Person Asked or Cared***

***Surgeon General’s Warning: Everything on Earth Bad for You in Some Way, Shape, or Form***

***Easter Candy Stares at Diabetics Mockingly***

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2 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by ~~LisaG~~ on April 2, 2010 at 9:04 pm

    Why is everything that makes you feel good, bad for you??

    Spring has sprung
    The grass has ris
    I wonder where
    The flowers is??

    ***********Happy Easter Egglettes**********

  2. The only thing that I feel is bad for me is the Casey Anthony case. I am going to die of old age before this witch ever goes to trial. Lol.

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