Fried Eggs in an Envelope: Headlines To-Go

Today’s Egg Tree News Briefs in a convenient envelope:

***Blind Date Comes to Screeching Halt After Brief Perusal of Man’s DVD Collection***

***Local Dog Announces HE Will Be the One Who Decides When This Walk Is Over***

***Nancy Grace Now Going Door to Door Across the Nation Showing Photo Albums of Her Dull Twins***

***Cigarette Lighter Lost, Found, in Epic Three Minute Ordeal***

***Local Woman Uses Kenny G Bumper Sticker to Clarify Musical Taste for All Curious Motorists ***

***Satsuma, FL to Receive Enema***

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5 responses to this post.

  1. Hi Egg-O; I laughed my @ss off about the enema for Satsuma FL.!!! Great post!! Keep ’em coming!
    Don’t we wish it was all that easy?

  2. Posted by niecey456 on April 20, 2010 at 10:41 am

    😆 Flushing………………………. 😆

  3. Posted by BEES KNEES on April 28, 2010 at 10:19 am

    ***Nancy Grace Now Going Door to Door Across the Nation Showing Photo Albums of Her Dull Twins ~ HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

    • I don’t watch NG too often cuz I’m not that big a masochist, but everytime I bite the bullet and tune in, I’m forced to look at those dullards playing at McDonalds, or staring at toys like a couple of deer in the headlights….

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