Fried Eggs in an Envelope: Headlines

Today’s Egg Tree News Briefs in a convenient envelope:

***Target Employee of the Month Drunk On His Own Power***

***Answer, Body Odor Both Blowing in the Wind***

***Hot Topic to Add New “Vampire Tanning Salon” to All Existing Stores***

***Joe Biden Finally Masters White House Miniature Golf Course***

***Zit Popped***

***Dentist Uses Chisel and Hammer to Clean Jessica Simpson’s Teeth***

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One response to this post.

  1. Posted by ~LisaG~ on May 8, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    Don’t forget to add, how the stock went up for Tums, Pepto Bismol, and Rolaids. Due to the fact Jose Baez is stocking up for the trial!

    Great headlines as usual egg 🙂

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