ALERT: Lyon Escapes From Anthony Circus Tent

-Orlando, FL

***BEWARE: LYON ON THE LOOSE!!!***

Reports are swirling that The Lyon, a major player in the Anthony Family Circus, has made a quick break for it, and quit their crazy freakshow. It is unclear exactly why The Lyon trashed her coveted, starring role in the Anthony circus, but self-appointed ringmaster Jose Baez offered some half-baked ideas on the subject. He suspects the real reason she scampered like a powercat up and out of that sideshow was not only his rejection of her constant inappropriate advances, but also his refusal to grant her a Wizard of Oz Spa Makeover before showtime. “She really expected to get pampered at the Emerald City Salon,” laughed the ringmaster. “I only told her that to get her to listen to me during training sessions; as soon as I told her I couldn’t really afford it, she bolted.”

Authorities warn they have not yet located the free roaming Lyon, and advise citizens of Orlando to stay indoors. If you must go outside, exercise extreme caution by dousing yourself in morality, the only known Lyon repellant. If you spot “Andrea,” as she is called by her circus brethren, please notify police or animal control immediately. At the time of her escape, she was wearing a wrinkled pink tutu and a magenta leotard with jelly donut stains. Authorities suspect she may roam Northwest as far as De Paul University, where her pride originated.

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16 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by niecey456 on July 1, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    πŸ˜† ROFL!!! Good One Eggy! πŸ˜†
    I offered to take her shopping and to the hairdresser. You don’t think that offended her. Do you??? πŸ™„ I was only trying to help. :mrgreen:

    • Hiya Niecey! I remember when you offered to do that for her. I can’t imagine she would be offended; as Bees pointed out, its obvious the woman has no female friends, cuz no true friend would ever let her dress like that and venture outdoors. It was a gesture of kindness on your part. :mrgreen:

  2. Posted by nancy on July 1, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    Oh my Eggy! Brilliant!!!! “If you must go outside, exercise extreme caution by dousing yourself in morality”—-Priceless!!!!

    We need to hear more of your “reports” more often!! Thanks for making me laugh!!!

    JUSTICE FOR CAYLEE!!!

  3. Posted by BEES KNEES on July 2, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    Ha ha ha…It likely goes without saying that Lyon’s health crisis is complicated by the additional CEV infection.

    • Posted by niecey456 on July 2, 2010 at 2:16 pm

      Bees, Do you think she donated herself to science, so they can study this dreaded virus? Maybe she saw the public service announcements you have done to raise awareness, and knew she was stricken with it? Maybe this is why Eggy needed to give this warning to the public, she can’t find her way to the scientists’ office as she is extremely confused. :mrgreen:

    • Hi BEES!!! Yes, the Casey Ebola Virus is certainly raging thru Orlando… What a crisis…

  4. Posted by BEES KNEES on July 2, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    Niecey, that could be right. You see how potent that virus is? It is no joke. CEV can and will destroy everyone it comes in contact with. A disease so merciless that it has so far attacked every Casey supporter leaving them babbling, confused, unable to handle the truth. Thanks to the public service announcements people are becoming aware of the risk they put their own health and well-being at when they come in contact with the infection. But it is too late for many. I wonder if Lyon will ever recover? Personally, I don’t think she will. Nor will Cheney Mason.

    • Posted by niecey456 on July 2, 2010 at 3:34 pm

      At least she is doing the right thing, if she can find the scientists office. I don’t think Cheney Mason will get the necessary help. I do think Baez’s infection has become so bad, a vacation can’t help him to know what he’s doing.

      Keep up the good work Bees! Keep getting the word out.

      Eggy, Did our awareness t-shirts ever come in? You have been so good to keep up the awareness. We do appreciate you.

      • Why yes, they have… T-shirts for the Anthony Awareness Club, and specifically for CEV Awareness. I’m wearing mine with pride. πŸ˜†

    • :mrgreen: πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† :mrgreen:

  5. Posted by BEES KNEES on July 2, 2010 at 6:23 pm

    There’s no way Cheney Mason is going to escape the black grip of CEV. No way. The prosecution? Ashton and Drane-Burdick, they know better. They guarded against it right from the very first Casey Anthony hearing. They made sure that sh-t was not welcome. They kept their integrity and remained true to the facts of Caylee’s murder.

    But Baez….

    Ha ha ha . . . too cavalier and stupid, right from the start. He f—ed away the opportunity to possibly save his clients life, f—ed away the opportunity to be heard by the most lenient and patient Judge he could have gotten ~ and in the end it will likely destroy him too. We can already see him sinking.

    • Posted by niecey456 on July 2, 2010 at 8:10 pm

      Baez is going down like the Titanic. His arrogance has caused him to be so riddled with the virus, even if he had a change in heart now, he would be scarred, so deeply scarred for life, he will never be able to function normally again. Even his suit didn’t fit him right today. (Where is that dadgum violin? I can’t find it.) Oh, well, such is life. This just goes to show how important it is to be honest.
      Ashton and LDB look so rested and healthy and it is because they are remaining honest and with a true heart. They are on top of things and they know what to say and when to say it. A stark contrast to the defense.
      I’m afraid Cheney Mason got a strong case of it coming in. He already can’t remember where he put that case he was going to site,and he’s confused easily. When called out for something, he’s flushed and doesn’t know what to say.

  6. Posted by BEES KNEES on July 3, 2010 at 7:33 am

    Yep. Classic CEV symptoms. I so look forward to watching the disease rage through the courtroom during the trial. They will all be flustered and confused and may never recover to the point where they will never again have the chance to defend another baby-killer.

  7. Posted by LindaNewYork on July 9, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    hahahahaha!

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