Local Fool Finds Himself Pinned Beneath Short Bus

-Orlando, FL

Local fool George Anthony awoke with quite a start recently, when he opened his eyes and discovered he was pinned beneath the special-ed short bus driven by daughter Casey’s dimwitted murder defense team. The bus, lovingly deemed the “Turd Herd Mobile” by spectators familiar with the concept of ethics, has already attempted to run down numerous other innocents who had the misfortune of becoming involved with the homicidal harlot’s murder investigation. Among the casualties still stuck to the undercarriage: two pissed off squirrels, total stranger and Sawgrass Apartments viewer Zenaida Gonzales, ex-fiance and all around decent human being Jesse Grund and his father Richard, ex-BFF and personal ATM Amy Huizenga, and Roy Kronk, the small bladdered meter reader who had the audacity to call 911 after discovering baby Caylee’s duct-tape wrapped skull in a filthy piss-filled swamp near the Anthony’s home. Plastered to the bus’s grill (and refusing to say die as they climb up the cab to take care of business) is the dynamic duo of Tim Miller and Mark Nejame of TES.

“It was really weird,” said one witness who watched as George was mowed down. “It’s not even a real bus; its more like an ice cream truck with a bike horn, that can’t go more than about 5 MPH. He had plenty of time to get outta the way as the sad lil thing putt-putted toward him, but he just stood there in a daze like he was sleepwalking, with his finger up his nose, wearing a shirt that said, ‘I Covered Up My Grandaughter’s Murder and All I Got Were These Lousy Molestation Allegations.’ He was just staring at the bus, then looking at his wife behind the wheel…and she was singing, ‘The wheels on the bus go round and round over anyone who gets in my way!’ It was way creepy. Then bam.”

Bam, indeed. But what will happen from here? Will George replace his jello-on-a-slinky with an actual spine, and scream the truth about his hot mess of a daughter before the bus hits a speed bump? Will Mark Nejame and Tim Miller successfully commandeer the bus away from Cindy? How many more people can fit under one mediocre short bus?

Stay tuned to Egg Tree News for developments on this breaking story.

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78 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by BEES KNEES on July 22, 2010 at 8:50 am

    Eggy, that is SOOOOOO flippin’ funny!!! And besides being hilarious it is also true. I have a real strong image now of Cindy driving that short bus and singing. HEE!!!!

    • Hi Bees!

      Its a creepy image huh? I picture Cindy all crazed behind the wheel, trying to gun the engine and smoke everywhere, while calmly singing…. πŸ™‚

      • Posted by Kathlb on July 23, 2010 at 6:12 am

        Awesome and so true, especially now that he has asked in a letter back, “Why destroy Caylee Marie?” The end game for this charade put on by the defense is just about over and none too soon in my estimation. I do think I spotted Brad Conway in the jumper seat beside Cindy.

  2. Posted by niecey456 on July 22, 2010 at 10:07 am

    πŸ˜† I love this one Eggy! I can just hear Cindy as NeJame and Miller try and climb up the grill singing “The whipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish”…………… πŸ˜†
    Bees is right about how funny this is, but it is also true.

    Will they overtake that bus???

  3. Posted by nancy on July 22, 2010 at 10:56 am

    Eggy, I know you can’t see me but I’m giving you a standing ovation on this one. Brilliant just brilliant!!!!!

    JUSTICE FOR CAYLEE!!!

  4. Posted by Cindyc on July 22, 2010 at 10:58 am

    This is so funny yet so true. Will George make it out from under the bus or wil he stay there forever, stay tune to see.

  5. Posted by BEES KNEES on July 22, 2010 at 11:30 am

    Niecey!!! β€œThe whipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish”…………… HA HA HA HA HA!

    And Eggtree! I had to read it a second time and I think it was even funnier!!

    β€œAmong the casualties still stuck to the undercarriage: two pissed off squirrels, . . .” HA HA!

    And it’ll be quite a while, I predict, before I forget the image of β€œTim Miller and Mark Nejame plastered to the bus’s grill (and refusing to say die) . . .”

    I love The Eggtree News! I happily pee myself laughing at this!

    Cindyc, I think George will get out from under to make room for the next suspect, maybe Lee?

    PS: Our bad-ass Blink is back (and she’s being hilarious, too) with a new Caylee piece titled, β€œCaylee/Casey Anthony Case: AND THE FIRST BLINK DARWIN AWARD GOES TO . . . JOSE BAEZ.”

    http://blinkoncrime.com/

  6. Posted by cali patti on July 22, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    Very funny, and you are right the squirrels have taken a bad rap.

  7. Posted by Spacely on July 22, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    Somewhere under that bus is a corrections officer and a sheriff’s deputy, too!! πŸ™‚

    I think in the end, it will all work out for G as he plans to remodel the undercarriage of the bus as a swinging bachelor pad for him and Lee since the house is about to be repossesed by the bank. Features of note will include a hot tub cause they both love spending their free time in hot water, a suana so they have a good excuse to be sweating in the courtroom, and a wall covered with escort phone numbers and website addresses – use of which G refers to as a Cruz on the River of good times. Jose Baez will provide bikinis for any live entertainers, duct tape for the not-so-live.

    Deals are still in the works for sponsorship by Sports Authority and/or Universal Studios.

    Universal also expresses interest in a line of pedophile awareness posters featuring G sporting his tattoo and asking “who wants to feel the sunshine?”

    During tours of the interior, Jose likes to point out the butt impression still remaining on one of the seats as the only physical evidence Leonard Padilla was once a proud passenger who paid an exorbitant amount for a ticket only to be kicked off after a few short blocks.

    Other items of interest in the interior include a life-size plaster cast of Geraldo’s mustache, the metal rod once belonging to D. Casey, and a stack of Jose’s unpaid child support invoices.

    • Posted by 38special on July 22, 2010 at 1:47 pm

      Wowser Spacely, that’s awesome to be in on the future plans. Sounds fabulous!

      I might be jumping the gun a tad, but I wonder if they’re hoping to tour the US of A (and beyond) in tandem with the Reverend Slunt in her RV for Jesus? Sources tell that her miraculous-message-from-God sneezes have slowed to a trickle but that she has had St. Peter’s face appear in her cheeze dip, so…I’m thinkin her powers are coming back. And we all thought when she was obsessively peering at her tissues that she was checking for boogers, nope it was the Glory of “daddy’ staring at her. It’s only a matter of time before she’s out spreading the PTL with her pals.

    • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
      πŸ˜† Awesome…. πŸ˜†

      I can’t add to any of that, its just too perfect!

      “Who wants to feel the sunshine?!” LOLOLOL!!!

  8. Posted by 38special on July 22, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    Eggy~ as always, a great article! I wish you could have a reporter duel with Kathi B. She gets dubbed “bull dog” but I really think you outdo her. Maybe folks could know you as ” Bull Dawg” with extra hand signs and all dat!

    Loved the description when the bus smacked him! Bet it mussed his hair and yanked that tucked in tee right outa his neatly belted pleated shorts.
    I’m not optimistic about surgery to repair his “jello- on- a- slinky”, but I’d love to suggest a steel rod be inserted up his azzadula orifice. It’s certainly worth a try.

    • Hi 38special!! Tanky! I really do HEART Kathi Belich, but I have to admit, it would be so fun to be a sparring “Bull Dawg” (with the hand gestures, of course). πŸ˜†

    • Posted by Amy on July 22, 2010 at 7:02 pm

      According to Spacely, he will already have the metal rod–courtesy of DCasey. Heck, that would mean he wouldnt’ even have to pay for one!!!

      • Posted by 38special on July 23, 2010 at 1:10 pm

        Amy, you are so right. Bet Dapper Dom’s grave robbing pole would be just the right fit. I’ll bet he’d be happy to give it up for the cause. Being the Grim Reaper for Sindy didn’t work out so well. Lucky for the A’s there’s so many of us looking out for them, I know they’ll appreciate saving a few pennies these days.

      • Welcome Amy! I know exactly where I’d like to put that stick….

  9. Posted by alabamarose on July 22, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    Love, love, love this post! What a perfect description of this insane cast of characters. And Kathi Belich rocks!

  10. Posted by Molly on July 23, 2010 at 10:07 am

    Thank you for that chuckle!! Egg & Spacely, you both crack me up!! so creative!

  11. OMG!!! Egg!! You’ve done it!! This is really the best you’ve written yet!! I am still laughing my butt off. I think I might have broken my funny bone reading this! YOU ROCK WOMAN!!
    You really should get a corner on that T shirt market: I covered up my Grand daugher’s murder….
    I have to stop and breathe now. You’ve made my day!!

    • Hey Carol! A long time ago we came up with an idea to sell t-shirts for the following causes:

      Habitat for Zenaida Gonzales
      Squirrel Amnesty International
      PETAH: People for the Ethical Treatment of Amy Huizenga
      Save Jesse Grund Foundation
      Keep Tony Lazarro’s “Vita” “Bella”
      The Ricardo Morales is No Saint But He’s No Babykiller Either Fund

  12. Posted by Suzie Jane on July 23, 2010 at 11:06 am

    OMG. Diet Squirt burns sooo bad in your nose.

    “Ice cream truck with a bike horn…” !!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

  13. Posted by biggog on July 23, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    Plaese dont stop—-I thank God for EggTreeNews—You make my day–thanks

  14. Posted by Spacely on July 23, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    Other items of interest:

    In the glove box is the Macluso “evidence” that KC had help disposing of the body – a video taken by Jim Hoover of D.Casey and Jose dragging a black garbage bag into the woods.

    A dried up open bottle of ketchup from an abandoned attempt to create a “crime scene” at the Sawgrass.

    The half-eaten remains of an old licorice stick…

    Dart board on the back door with a pic of Ashton dead center.

    Lee and Cindy’s “notebooks”…

    Several old pizzas in various states of decomp in an attempt to re-create the “smell”.

    Missing fingernail from the Spector case on Dr Lee’s seat.

    Crab puff encased in lucite.

    A cast picture of Good Morning America with a smirking Jose Baez holding an oversized novelty check made out in the amount $200,000.00 signed Best Wishes KC – ABC News.

    Various screenplays and novel treatments awaiting counsel review.

    A life size poster of someone named “Patsy” who bears a striking resembalance to Roy Kronk.

    • Posted by 38special on July 23, 2010 at 2:03 pm

      Certainly hope that rogue Blackjack phone shows up too! Also, I’d like to be able to see Lee’s spy kit, I’ll bet his shoe phone is amazing, Maxwell Smart has competition fo sho.

      • Lee’s Spy Kit is a Pig Latin Dictionary, and a Little Orphan Annie Decoder Ring (Be Sure to Drink Your Ovaltine!). πŸ˜†

    • ROTFL!!!! Good Lord you crack me up, Spacely!!!! πŸ˜†

  15. Posted by Gahoundawg on July 25, 2010 at 2:52 am

    Among the casualties still stuck to the undercarriage: two pissed off squirrels………..

    LMAO!!!!!!!! Good read once again…

  16. Posted by SANDY on July 25, 2010 at 11:36 am

    I am new to this site and already hooked! All of you are hilarious!!! The ONLY thing I would add to the bus, is having it tour Universal Studios once or twice a week.

    Thanks to all for a great and humorous Sunday morning :0).

    • Posted by 38special on July 25, 2010 at 11:13 pm

      Yes, they could drive all the way to Universal and then yell, PSYCHE!!!!!!!!
      Possibly it could include doing some major burn outs in front of the A’s house, with a chili/cornbread snack while getting a lesson on proper gas can storage from George (if he’s recovered from his booboos)
      On the grand tour deluxe I’m sure there would be a stop at the Hawaii Motel, to view the, ahem, suicide/booty call suite.

    • Welcome Sandy! I heard that tour goes through the fourth dimension, where Caseys office is?! πŸ˜†

      • Egg, I believe that is on the fourth floor – the Twilight Zoned area. The door marked; not an exit.

  17. Posted by bigdog on July 25, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    More more more—I need a good read–Thanks

  18. Posted by Spacely on July 26, 2010 at 10:11 am

    Response to bus tours was so overwhelming, the defense decided to add a gift shop with assorted souveniors for tourists who want to remember forever their moment with Jose. As a ticket holder on the bus, you are allowed to purchase your very own:

    1) Book of Jail Letters written by KC to good jail friends – reprinted on real jail-issue toilet paper for that original feel. Looks great on coffeetable or near your porcelain throne – retail $279.99

    2) Judge Perry Toilet Paper – real rolls of Charmin paper printed with the text of every failed defense motion so that you can flush them just like Judge Perry – retail $159.99

    3) Various DVD compilations – titles include Jose’s Greatest Hits, Cindy’s Greatest Hits, George’s Greatest Hits – compiling various TV interviews, depositions, and courtroom drama. Fun for the whole family – retail – $69.99 or 3 for $499.99 (extra is for the collectible tin box with motto – Big Trouble Comes in Small Packages).

    4) Leonard Padilla Replica Cowboy Hat and Sunglasses – Be the hit of the party this Halloween or anytime you need a loud-talking know-nothing fake Texan – retail $89.99

    5) Reprints of old “Not Me” Family Circus Sunday Comic Panels – The family fav strip with the ever-present “Not Me” ghost replaced by “Zanny” – Kids, which one of you did this? Not me, Not me, Not me, uhhh Zanny! – retail $109.99

    6) Personalized Universal Studios Work ID’s and Lanyards – You, too, can pretend to work at Universal with Jeff, Juliette, Zanny, KC, and the gang – retail – $29.99

    7) Evidence Disposal Kit – 50 count of Gladd trashbags – $59.99

    8) Grill Wildlife – stuffed replicas of your favorite assorted wildlife to attach to your car grill, bumper, undercarriage, etc to explain all forms of nasty smells – retail $119.99

    9) Cheney Mason Mumblefier – set of 10 high-quality glass marbles to be placed in mouth to make you as hard to understand as a defense attorney, warning – chocking hazard for children under 99 – retail $199.99

    Don’t miss the gift shop on your way out!!!

  19. OMG Spacely! You are on a roll today and not of toilet paper!!! Love it!! LMAO!!
    Maybe bozo should be writing all his future motions on toilet paper and then send them over to the jail. Save on a little tax money.
    Will there be any of those famous Lenny hand whittled tooth picks for sale as well? Those are always popular and good for gifts. He seems to have one good use at least.

  20. Posted by Spacely on July 26, 2010 at 2:28 pm

    No hand-whittled toothpicks for sale – they have been found to be a choking and splinter hazard leading to multiple law suits.

    However, Jose does offer hand-crafted minature walking sticks of roughly the same dimensions – not for use in mouth! – retail $19.99

    You may also like the KC Signature Bikini and Sarong – an American flag cut stolen from local Amercian Legion HQ’s and cut into thirds with a patented peel-aside access for those time you really have to squat in a parking lot – retail $149.99

    Play-doh KC Jail Set – complete with Play-doh jail cell with bars, tiny window, toilet, cot, books, and clear radio – one KC figure with growing Play-doh hair so you can keep up with her current length – retail $129.99

  21. Posted by BEES KNEES on July 26, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    Oh. My. God.

    Eggy and Spacely?!?!? I . . . I just . . . I can’t . . . it’s just . . . too . . . it’s too much!!!!! You two are killing me!!!

    • Bees, that’s why they call me and Spacely the cyber wondertwins! :mrgreen:
      Wondertwin powers activate! Form of icy insult comedy!
      Form of purple legal eagle! πŸ˜†

      • Posted by Spacely on July 27, 2010 at 1:53 pm

        Shhhh!!! Jose charges double for super-hero ride tickets!!

        And triple at the gift shop!!! My heart is set on an official Dennis Milstead you-can-be-a-cop siren and flashing light for my car!!!! (Retail $239.99) I would show you a picture, but it’s copyrighted…

        • Triple at the gift shop?!?!?! What kind of discrimination is that?! I wanted a shamrock pintglass with a pic of toofless Casey on the front, and an Amy Huizenga Checkbook Paperweight. What am I supposed to do now? I aint payin $300 for that…

          We’ll have to make some $$$ quick to make these dreams of ours come true….

  22. Posted by JustTired on July 26, 2010 at 11:48 pm

    Oh God, I wish I had found this site when I first heard the name Casey Anthony! I needed a really great laugh! keep ’em coming cause I feel it’s going to be a long ride for that short bus and Us too! Thanks a million!

  23. Posted by 38special on July 27, 2010 at 12:55 am

    Spacely~ Even though Jose has pitched a major bitchfit about his pictures being used, I’d really like to get a life size cardboard cut-out of him. Do you think you could sweet talk him into easing up on his copyright sniveling?
    If he gives the thumbs up, I think that pic of him looking all nautical on Whoraldo’s boat would be good.
    Actually, I’d be willing to pay big bucks for a complete set. Cindy looking fierce at the Morgan depos.
    Georgie reading his pity me essay. Lee, just at that unforgetable moment in court, sending sweet monkey love to his sissy. KC, boy, that’s a tuffy. Maybe a photoshopped one of her with the broken tooth.

    Thanks in advance. With your gift shop clout, I’m banking on you finding them for me.
    Also, do you think the gift shop will carry the LKB Fredericks of Hollywood business suit? I may be able to snag me medical examiner too with that smokin hot lace-up-the-back number!

    • 38, LKB’s Hog Casing Dress will be sold with samples of her personal line of cheap snap-on hair extensions, and a 2008 model Zanny Hair Straightening Iron.

  24. Posted by Spacely on July 27, 2010 at 6:17 am

    No life size cast cut-outs yet (apparently KidFinders has a copyright on larger-than-life characters in this case for use on billboards and flyers and they are giving Jose a hard time about it cause he cut them out of gift shop profits), but they do have the Cindy Grinch Face Do-It-Yourself Kit – a piece of scotch tape you use to pull your lower lip over you face by attaching the other end to your forehead – it gives a very realistic Morgan Depo / Bat Swinging in the Yard effect – retail $39.99

    Don’t forget to buy a copy of Cindy’s new bestseller – 101 Ways to Clean a Car Trunk – and the companion title – Swapping DNA or What the FBI Don’t Know Won’t Hurt ’em – both available for the low, low price of $29.95 apiece. For a small $2.00 additional fee, $1.00 will be donated to the CMA Foundation.

    • ROTFL, Spacely….. Wiping the tears, breathe breathe….. πŸ˜†

    • Posted by 38special on July 27, 2010 at 2:50 pm

      Aw, shoot! Guess I’ll just get me the dress and the hair extensions. I hope I can find some barrettes like Andrea used. I’m going to go for the sexygirlymammoth look, upgrade me to overnight delivery, please.

      Don’t know if I’m spilling the beans here or not but I heard on the downlow that Jose is tiring of being a lawyer and is scouting locations for his next venture. Pleasure Palacio de Orlando will be the finest taco stand in the city which will also boast an innovative twist, lifesize interactive holograms of his famous friends and client.
      While enjoying the complimentary (4.99) chips and dip (2.99) patrons can giggle with delight while pretending to wrestle a poster board with Lee or feel the intensity of Jose handing the judge another irrelevant motion.
      Karaoke is also free (6.99), chant along with Cindy,”it’s pizza I tell you” or Casey’s ” Why do you think I want Tony’s number, uh, he’s my booyfriend”….you will actually think you are there!
      There will also be a simulated KFN poster truck that you can “ride along” at no cost (9.99). Pretend you are part of history while pulling into a shady glen for an afternoon nap or feel the pulse pounding as you pull into River’s gated community!

      Jose has been called a one trick pony (by me ,many times but I digress), however this bright, brilliant new concept shows that he is on the cutting edge. His wise mama always told him, when life hands you a nasty, black avocado, make guacamole.

  25. Posted by Danna on July 27, 2010 at 6:24 am

    rofl….ty, ty

  26. Posted by Danna on July 27, 2010 at 6:37 am

    Spacely – what no book on faking DNA at crime scenes thru the use of cloned tibias?

  27. Posted by kimmie GMA uva2yerold on July 27, 2010 at 7:44 am

    Now that’s damn funny! I almost spewed morning coffee all over my computer screen.Don’t forget about ol nasty lions’… She’s way too smart to ride under the bus, and much too large, so she will have to ride on top… uuuuuua…but she just needs a ride back to chicago to her perfect score anyway.

  28. Posted by Spacely on July 27, 2010 at 8:12 am

    Clones? Clones?!?!?!

    This explains EVERYTHING!!! This must be what Jose meant when he said we wouldn’t believe it, but there was a story that explained EVERYTHING!!!

    No wonder there were so many sightings – Zanny has dropped one of her off everywhere – in NY, in Puerto Rico, in TX, on a plane, in a train, in a car, at the mall!

    No wonder KC couldn’t tell anyone, the US Government illegally cloned her daughter and who can fight against them?? I guess Cindy and George really were in danger all along.

    Now all of Jose’s conspiracy claims make perfect sense!!!

    Is that who Jose is trying to keep secret on the jail visitor logs?? A cloning expert???

    Don’t forget to purchase your very own limited edition numbered print of a defense sketch artist’s rendering of Zanny based on KC’s descriptions which looks nothing like the one suing them but does resemble River for the collector price of $525.99 on your way out through the gift shop. Thanks for riding, travel with us again soon on KC Tours for JC, Inc!

  29. Posted by Sarah on July 27, 2010 at 11:17 am

    Hilarious articles and replies!! LOL!

    BOMBSHELL tonight: Orlando residents are reporting a mysterious ice cream trunk seen puttering around town being driven by a newly “frumpified” grieving grandma. The truck is equipped with a large speaker system, and its frumped-out driver has been overheard shouting “Casey is being FRAMED!!!” into the microphone. More to come on this late-breaking story!

    • Hi Sarah! Welcome! Keep us posted!! πŸ™‚

    • Posted by 38special on July 27, 2010 at 4:26 pm

      LOL~ by any chance does that so called ice cream truck have a wheel chair lift on it? If it does, I’m pretty sure that it’s run by the Abuela Loco faction of the Puerto Rican Mafia. Very dangerous. There have been wrenching accounts of innocent bystanders being battered about the head with bats and broken bones due to being knocked to the ground and being run over and over by a man with a sock in his mouth being pushed in a wheel chair. The police artist sketch clearly indicates the perp has a humongous unibrow. BOLO is in affect.
      Take caution, Sarah.

      • Posted by allaboutme on July 27, 2010 at 10:27 pm

        the one using that wheelchair lift is “Wheels” himself, the CONman who coaches certain players in the fine art of family reunions held in courtrooms, and concoctions of a new reality in which Memorials never took place and Resurrections occur spontaneously, causing ‘grieving grandmothers’ to burst into excited utterances of “she’s alive, i tell you, she’s alive!”

        • Hi allaboutme, and welcome!

          “She’s alive I tell you, she’s alive…. But send me money in her memory, please, I’m in deep grief over the issue…”

        • Posted by 38special on July 28, 2010 at 11:57 pm

          allaboutme! I wondered about him last time he was in court with Ma Anthony, his wheelchair seemed to be retrofitted with chrome uzi holders and bullet proof shield. He’s one bad azz mo fo.
          “Wheels”, the underground is buzzing about his prowess. Shoulda known that it would take a real m a n to handle the brickhouse ( the Commodores) Spinderella .
          He’s a legend.

  30. Posted by Jnpgh on July 28, 2010 at 7:55 am

    OMG!!! Eggy and Spacely – first time reader here!!

    This post and all the comments are ROTF LOL hysterical!! I have often commented that the theme song of the Duh-fense should indeed be “The Wheels of the Bus go round, round, round” – but I had always neglected to consider the two pissed-off dead squirrels in the list of SODDIs – and after ll they were in fact the VERY FIRST victims of the SODDI theories – and they were actually fingered by Casey herself!

    My apologies to the squirrels!

    But I still think that if Judge Perry allows these two clowns (Bozo and NotPerryMason) to continue on …that they will eventually ALSO end up putting Cindy under the bus!! I mean I really think that may be best plausible defense. I can just hear it now:

    Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury – CONSIDER ALL THE STATMENTS OF THAT WOMAN!! How could any daughter end up normal with a mother like that! Our client is not guilty because she has a CRAZY LOON of a mother – And our client requests LWOP because that’s better than going back to live in the house with Cindy!

    thanks again for the great blog! and P.S. – LOVE the term “homicidal harlot”!!!!

    • Hi jnpgh, and welcome aboard!

      LOL! The squirrels are victims too! And I love how even when she blamed the smell on the dead squirrels, it was still THEIR fault: “I think 2 squirrels CLIMBED UP INTO MY ENGINE AND DIED.” Not “I think I hit a squirrel.” No, no, our sweet princess does NOTHING wrong. Those squirrels did it to themselves…. πŸ™„ friggin unbelievable….

      I do think Cindy is nutty enough to let Jose steer for awhile and crawl under there herself like some kind of martyr. How utterly sad….

  31. Posted by Jnpgh on July 28, 2010 at 9:07 pm

    Thanks Eggy – this is just a GREAT blog!!

    And one other thing that our Princess Muffin needs to explain:

    how the H e l l does something that is already dead “climb up into a car engine” – HELLO???????

    With all due respect to those valiant squirrels ….EVEN THEY COULDN’T PULL THAT MIRACLE OFF!!!

    But then in Anthony-land …all rules of physics, biology and chemistry are suspended.

    And CINDY: if Caylee is still alive …WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO FIND HER?? Did you lift a finger to do anything?? If she’s still alive – whose body did you cremate?? YIKES!!!!!!!!!!! And you took money for interviews about a dead child …WHEN SHE’S NOT????

    If I were Cindy – I’d be PETRIFIED to meet My Maker ….

    As much as the whole family infuriates me …. it’s Cindy I’d love to see in the adjoining jail cell to Casey! Gee, LWOP + Cindy ….. please tell me that’s not cruel and unusual punishment!!

  32. Posted by Spacely on July 29, 2010 at 9:39 am

    She crawled into that trunk and died all on her own, your honornornous. She did it to herself. My client even texted about it:

    “I think she climed in trunk n now she smells like a dam dead body. See u tonight at Hooters”

    “Mom says she smells like something dead, so i tol her to make her tak a bath. C U tonight at Fusion”

    “I was follwing Zanny, she hit another car, Caylee flew out of her car into my trunk into a garbage bag i keep back there for cell phones n pizza. Staying at the hospital tonight. Dad moves out tomorrow and I get the house. get ur stuff readyto move. Hit me on the twitter”

    So you see, your hondo, my client might have moved the body, but she couldn’t have done it by herself and that doesn’t mean the other guy didn’t kill her. Case closed.

  33. Posted by Cyndi on September 12, 2010 at 11:49 am

    THANK YOU!!!!!!

    I must begin again b/c I was RFLMAO, cryin’ & just totally getting the look from DH (the Pats r on tv!)

    Been watching this circus act since day 31 & so sick to absolute death of these absurd moronic subhuman’s……for the life of me can’t figure out how the likes of that inmate (herein, It) could possibly bring together such a squalid putrid bunch of back-street effigies from the human race?

    I know. Humanity has nothing whatsoever to do with these (unusual people) and one must constantly monitor oneself upon referring to them in any way that even resembles humans. Really. How did they manage to be in the same general area of It and manage to all get together on this looong azz bus ride to He!!???

    It just got yet another lawyer. Bet she was psyched to get in on this team which has made themselves not only the laughingstock of the nation but also the most despised in the world. Sick, unusual people know no boundaries so I keep telling myself to hang in there, there will be justice for the innocent baby Caylee and the rest will go down hard like the dogs they are. (sorry to the animals!)

    And, if one can get a much needed respite from the madness and laugh til you cry, I say Thank You thank you Thank You!!!!!!!!

    Wish I found you long ago!

    Off to catch up!!!

    CyndiJ

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