Colossal Douchebag Throws Temper Tantrum

-Orlando, FL

Insufferable douchebag with a law license, Jose Baez, threw a great big noisy fuss yesterday on Facebook, when he destroyed his carefully crafted collage of uploaded personal photos in a fit of rage. The collage, a masterpiece of digital scrapbooking the likes of which this world has never seen, took years of arts and crafts time to assemble. Upon completion, the proud Hispanic Hero even graciously set his profile to “public” to share his artistic endeavors with the rest of humanity. However, it was all dismantled in a heartbeat, when Jose discovered that a group of sinister classmates were laughing at his publicly displayed photos just for $hits and giggles.

“I was on the jungle gym at recess when his meltdown started,” said one witness who wished to remain anonymous. “Jose was eating Ho-Ho’s in his shamrock onesy, and looking at nudey mags under the bleachers all alone like usual, when he heard people chuckling about his Facebook pics. Man, was he pissed off… He stormed onto the playground beating his chest like a bloated gorilla, with tears streaming down his cake-smeared face, threatening to tell the teacher.”

It was at this point, claims the witness, that things got even more disturbing. “Its like he channeled his inner Mel Gibson and went f*ing psycho; he kept panting, and shouting they were HIS private pics, and the other kids had no right to look at them without paying him, or at least blowing him. Just totally irrational stuff. Then he grabbed his ass cheeks and waddled off toward the bathroom, saying he would sue the entire school if he had to.”

After voiding his bowels in a hissy fit, and asking the nurse for a new pair of undies, Jose promptly returned to his laptop, face still beet red with fury, and announced over the school’s loudspeaker that he would be changing his Facebook profile to “Private,” thank you very much. And with the click of a button, the world was denied forevermore the fine art skills of Jose Baez. (Unless, of course, we’re honored with a personal invitation to his bachelor pad, where the hard copies of the photos in question are prominently displayed on his refrigerator door, next to Casey’s courtroom doodles. Holding them in place is Jose’s patented magnetic poetry kit, filled with nothing but ummmms and uhhhhhs).

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110 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Venice on July 28, 2010 at 7:00 am

    Great article!! Seriously…I’m starting to really wonder about the mental stability of Baez!!

  2. Posted by Spacely on July 28, 2010 at 7:14 am

    Bad news about the bachelor pad – it’s in foreclosure – but maybe the bank will play as nice with Jose as they did with the Ants.

    • ‘Sup Space Dawg (hand signs here)! πŸ˜† I’m guessin George and Lee will have a new roomie in their swingin bachelor pad bus from the last post.

      • Posted by jon on July 28, 2010 at 10:09 am

        Baez might be easier to live with than Cindy…………

        • Posted by eggtreenews on July 29, 2010 at 5:52 am

          Jon, tough call but you might be right! Cindy seems like the OCD crazed type who would come after ya with a hammer for dropping a small bit of toothpaste in the sink. At least with Baez, the boys can wade thru garbage on the floor in peace…. πŸ™‚

  3. Posted by BEES KNEES on July 28, 2010 at 7:48 am

    “And with the click of a button, the world was denied forevermore the fine art skills of Jose Baez.”

    Owwww . . . I can’t take any more humour. My sides are tender and my face is sore from too much laughter! Owwww . . owww . . . .

    • Hey Bees! If you want 6-pack abs, you gotta feel the burn. All part of my master plan to get you ripped. MWAHAHAHAHA…. πŸ˜†

  4. Posted by Valhall on July 28, 2010 at 8:17 am

    Okay, I’m suing. You made me snort in public.

    This is hilarious.

    • Hi Val! I know the feeling. I looked like a madwoman yesterday at the grocery store, bursting into the giggles everytime I thought of Spacely’s plans for the bus on the last post. πŸ˜†

      Hee hee hee…heh…siiiiiiigh….. πŸ˜†

  5. Hi Egg! Again, another hit from the wonderful world of the bozo circus comedy emporium! Great stuff! LOL!!
    I bet that smirk is now wiped off his face. WHAT FACE, IT’S GONE?!! He should be slapped just for being alive besides being a total whiny LOOSER anyway.
    Ya, my heart goes out to him for losing his 2nd or 3rd house – NOT! Maybe he should buy new batteries for his calculator. I bet his accountant left town and took a long vacation.
    I think they – G, Tubesocks, Dominic Casey, the Milstads and bozo should all just bunk out in the court house basement since they’re homeless. Hell, they’re there once a week anyway. It would save on gas, parking and evading Kathy B. Poker night, every night!
    He should write all his future motions on toilet paper so they have a real use afterwards.

    • Posted by Venice on July 28, 2010 at 8:55 am

      Hey ya Carol…….
      You crack me up with “tubesocks”. LOL!! Lee is definately missing somekind of chromosome. Man, was Cindy dropping acid with each pregnancy??

      • Hi Venice! Love your avatar! 1968 was a real good year for me too, the parts that I can remember!
        What I want to know is where did that family come up with that fricking code talking buisness? Did their dogs teach them that, too much gum in their yaps, listening to Beatles records backwards or what?
        I can’t wait to see what else bozo comes up with today, the idiot. He should borrow that shovel from the Ants next door neighbor and start digging his own grave soon. He’s half way there now!

        • Posted by Venice on July 28, 2010 at 9:09 am

          LOL….then Kronk can urinate on Baez’s grave, ya know, to keep it moist.

          • HAHAHAHA!!!! Brilliant! I’ll buy the guy beer and help him drink it! LOL!!

            • Posted by Venice on July 28, 2010 at 9:22 am

              I’m right there with you. Casey can pick up the empties and recycle them for commissary $$$$$.

              • Maybe she can melt them down and get a new filling or toof! HA!!

                • Posted by 38special on July 28, 2010 at 7:06 pm

                  Ooh, I don’t know if melting them down for a new tooth is a good idea. It might interfere with her God connection. She has a backlog of blessings to perform, Lee’s sissy bracelet and Mason’s hearing aid,just for starters.

                  I did notice that now that mommy put more $$ in her account that she ordered the mini caldron, a pkg of eye of newt and the econo pack of voodoo dolls, so I expect that she’s still got the juju goin on.

                • Posted by Rhinestone Lady on July 29, 2010 at 8:37 am

                  You guys are hilarious. I’m addicted to all of you for my morning dose of humor ;0). I keep picturing the ‘bus’ touring through Universal Studios w/all the crazies.

                  • Posted by 38special on July 29, 2010 at 11:06 am

                    Rhinestone don’t just sit on the sidelines slammin down coffee. For 89.99 you can reserve a seat on the bus. It helps if you have applied for a loan mod, but not a requirement.
                    A wardrobe tip, every chick wants to sit next to Spindy so to be in her BFF circle, get yourself lots of plastic bracelets and several cheap necklaces, if you want to go the extra mile, get a pendant and fill with BBQ ashes. Be too “distraught” to tell her “who” it is.

                    • I just want to know if Spindy will share her meds and will she bring vodka? I could be her BFF for the day.

                    • Posted by Rhinestone Lady on July 30, 2010 at 7:01 am

                      Thanks for the tip 38. I just left Costco with every case of gum they carry. On my way to Wal-Mart for the bracelets. How’s that for starters?

                  • Posted by jon on July 30, 2010 at 6:33 am

                    I think on the bus tour of Universal they can have a new stop: “And this is where Casey Anthony DIDN”T work!”

    • I forgot to add Con Wheels in with the homeless too! Maybe he would be better off living in a junk yard though, with all those spare tires laying around.

      • Posted by Venice on July 28, 2010 at 9:49 am

        God….what is the fricking deal with Conway?? C’mon now….he has got to qualify for a power wheelchair, ya would think, right??

        What is in the water in Orlando, Florida????????

        • He could run that wheel chair on hot air, he’s full of it!

        • According to Jose Baez, chloroform!! πŸ˜†

        • Posted by 38special on July 28, 2010 at 7:11 pm

          yeah, you’d think with all those endless commercials, he’d be able to get a Lil Rascal. I love that one where the gal is doing donuts on the edge of a cliff.
          Well now that they all are getting their mortgages down to pennies on the dollar, maybe he’ll upgrade. Hope he gets the one with a basket and the ahhuugga horn. Almost makes me want to get one,

      • πŸ˜† LMAO! πŸ˜†

      • Posted by Rhinestone Lady on July 29, 2010 at 8:38 am

        Stop!! My sides are hurting!!!

    • Hi Cakeroll! πŸ˜† LOL πŸ˜†

      They could turn into an underground commune! Build a big pillow fortress down there, and hang out in their pajamas all day doing Cindy’s meds. They could get the band back together, and have groovy jam sessions to break all the stress….

      • Invite Lyon and install a stripper pole! Woo Hoo!! Extra Large Fun! They’d have the pillows there for the big crash. I’m sure Casey’s friends could supply some X just for the hell of it too! Fun for all. See, bozo doesn’t have to worry, we have it all figured out for him!!

      • Posted by 38special on July 28, 2010 at 7:18 pm

        Hell yeah! They could make prank phone calls to Judge Perry. They could toilet paper the front yard and then call the press and blame it on Ashton & Burdick, what a blast.

        I really think it would be fun if they all got funky and gave each other tats. It can’t be that hard, a needle, some ink…sheesh why stop there, Bozo could pitch the idea to his network pals as a reality show.

  6. Posted by 38special on July 28, 2010 at 8:22 am

    Good one Eggy! I was hoping you would write about his latest hissy fit. Seriously, the guy doesn’t realize what an overblown ( not the good way) piece-o-shit he is. Sooner or later, he’s gonna get axed by the bar, what a DOUCHEBAG !!!!!!!!

    • ‘Sup 38?! πŸ˜† Yep, he’s ALLLLLL EGO…. I just picture him riding an OJ Simson hoppity hop ball across the playground… πŸ˜†

      • Posted by 38special on July 28, 2010 at 7:24 pm

        hey,hey dddDawg! LOL….the OJ hippity ball has been on backorder forever because Baez seems to be going to his happy place via the bouncy toy ( which he CLAIMS is an exercise aid, uh huh, sure). Singlehandedly he has emptied them off the shelves of every WalMart in the metro area. freakydeaky!!

  7. Posted by kp-in on July 28, 2010 at 8:56 am

    Egg,

    I just added your blog to my “Favorites List”. I read here for the first time yesterday, as recommended by Bees Knees , and I would like to say you are hilarious and entertaining.

    Looking forward to your future blogs.

    Regards,
    KP

  8. Posted by niecey456 on July 28, 2010 at 9:35 am

    πŸ˜† Hey Eggy! Do you think Dom and his sidekick Tubesocks will help recover the stolen pics and all of those dastardly parodies???

    • Posted by Venice on July 28, 2010 at 9:50 am

      Lee is CREEPY!!! The kind of creepy that enjoys sadistic sex.

    • Hi Niecey!!! Its next on their list! They’re still tracking down Zenaida in Puerto Rico with the drug lords, where the real Caylee is. I mean, New York. I mean, in the swamp where Roy Kronk or Jesse left her. But as soon as they’re done with that, they’ll jump on Facebook case!

      • Egg, you silly goose, the Croslins have Caylee in their trailer! They fooled us all! And, we thought they were dumb swamp hicks! HA!

        • Oh, so THAT’S where Cindy got her drugs from! The Croslins! Of COURSE, it all makes sense now!

          • Posted by Rhinestone Lady on July 29, 2010 at 8:51 am

            Eggy,

            Actually, Haleigh and Caylee ran away together, as they decided that getting away from the crazies was worth trucking through swamps, fighting mosquitoes and alligators, going days without food or water, and wearing the same wet clothes day after day, until Miller & team, Kronk, Dominick Casey, Padilla, or LE found, them and forced them back to crazyland.

  9. Posted by Venice on July 28, 2010 at 10:09 am

    A goat named Frieda.

  10. Posted by des on July 28, 2010 at 10:36 am

    The last four entries have just done me in. They are so hysterical! It is so easy to imagine all that you have typed. I can see Mason holding a tissue for him to blow his snotty nose. It would be so nice to see a grown up professional instead of the circus this case has become. Thank you again for the laughs! They are so needed during this farce for justice.

    • des, stick around, you’ll love it here! By the way, those are Sham Wow Kleenex, the same ones that crazey uses in court. Good for all week or one court hearing! HA!

      • Posted by Amy on July 29, 2010 at 4:59 am

        That is a nauseating visual right there!!! Ewwww!!!!! Well, there are a lot of nauseating visuals associated w/this case, for sure.

    • Hi des, and welcome! A farce it has truly become!

  11. Posted by Spacely on July 28, 2010 at 10:54 am

    If a Blogger stole your pics, clap your hands (clap clap)
    If a Blogger stole your pics, clap your hands (clap clap)
    If a Blogger stole your pics, then you gotta flap your lips
    If a Blogger stole your pics, clap your hands. (clap clap)

    If you filed a stupid motion, stomp your feet (stomp stomp)
    If you filed a stupid motion, stomp your feet (stomp stomp)
    If you filed a stupid motion, blame it all on Linda Burdick
    If you filed a stupid motion, stomp your feet. (stomp stomp)

    If you closed a movie deal, shout “Hurray!” (hoo-ray!)
    If you closed a movie deal, shout “Hurray!” (hoo-ray!)
    If you closed a movie deal, your bank account will surely show it
    If you closed a movie deal, shout “Hurray!” (hoo-ray!)

    If your client gets DP, do all three (clap-clap, stomp-stomp, hoo-ray!)
    If your client gets DP, do all three (clap-clap, stomp-stomp, hoo-ray!)
    If your client gets DP, Kathi’ll make sure we all know it
    If your client gets DP, do all three. (clap-clap, stomp-stomp, hoo-ray!)

    • Posted by niecey456 on July 28, 2010 at 11:21 am

      Spacely, just when I cannot possibly imagine you topping yourself, you do it. πŸ˜† :mrgreen:
      Seriously, you should copyright that…………..But a title???

      The Jose Happy Song?

    • Spacely, you’re gonna give me gigglefits in public again today, aren’t you? πŸ˜†

  12. Spacely, you are killing me!!! Ahh, breathe…..LOLOLOL!! Please get this copy righted! You are one hellofva guy and a hoot!!

  13. Posted by Mickey on July 28, 2010 at 11:43 am

    BRAVO!!!!

  14. Posted by Spacely on July 28, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    At Spacely Studios, every 45rpm has a flip side:

    The attorneys go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah
    The attorneys go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah
    The attorneys go marching one by one,
    The rotund one stops to act like he’s dumb
    And they all go marching in…to the court
    To get away from KB, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

    The attorneys go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah
    The attorneys go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah
    The attorneys go marching two by two,
    They all stop for the TV crew
    And they all go marching in…to the court
    To get away from KB, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

    The attorneys go marching three by three, hurrah, hurrah
    The attorneys go marching three by three, hurrah, hurrah
    The attorneys go marching three by three,
    If one was Kronk, he’d stop to pee
    And they all go marching in…to the court
    To get away from KB, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

    The attorneys go marching four by four, hurrah, hurrah
    The attorneys go marching four by four, hurrah, hurrah
    The attorneys go marching four by four,
    Mason tries to slam the door
    And they all go marching in…to the court
    To get away from KB, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

    The attorneys go marching five by five, hurrah, hurrah
    The attorneys go marching five by five, hurrah, hurrah
    The attorneys go marching five by five,
    Jose stops to give an interview live
    And they all go marching in…to the court
    To get away from KB, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

    The attorneys go marching six by six, hurrah, hurrah
    The attorneys go marching six by six, hurrah, hurrah
    The attorneys go marching six by six,
    All of ’em stop to play some media tricks
    And they all go marching in…to the court
    To get away from KB, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

    The attorneys go marching seven by seven, hurrah, hurrah
    The attorneys go marching seven by seven, hurrah, hurrah
    The attorneys go marching seven by seven,
    They know their only hope is to pray to heaven
    And they all go marching in…to the court
    To get away from KB, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

    The attorneys go marching eight by eight, hurrah, hurrah
    The attorneys go marching eight by eight, hurrah, hurrah
    The attorneys go marching eight by eight,
    The rotund one blames the bloggers for hate
    And they all go marching in…to the court
    To get away from KB, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

    The attorneys go marching nine by nine, hurrah, hurrah
    The attorneys go marching nine by nine, hurrah, hurrah
    The attorneys go marching nine by nine,
    Mason and Baez claim that everything’s fine
    And they all go marching in…to the court
    To get away from KB, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

    The attorneys go marching ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah
    The attorneys go marching ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah
    The attorneys go marching ten by ten,
    The dumber one tries to steal Kathi’s pen
    And they all go marching in…to the court
    To get away from KB, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

    • Posted by niecey456 on July 28, 2010 at 2:19 pm

      πŸ˜† Can you do one to High Hopes personalized to Jose? Of course they may be a bit too positive for his ego. πŸ™„

    • Yup. Gigglefits in a public place. Don’t ever change, Spacely! πŸ™‚

  15. OMG!!! HE’S GOT ANOTHER ONE!!! My last side I split open laughing and now I’m going to lose my only side!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Spacely, I want what you’re drinking and plenty of it!!!

  16. Posted by niecey456 on July 28, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    😳 meant “that” not they

  17. Posted by BEES KNEES on July 28, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    Oh. My. Spacely! We need to find somebody to put your lyrics to music and then post them on YouTube. Also, you should send a copy to Kathi B. She would love it.

  18. Posted by Mydograscal on July 28, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    If Jose is broke, maybe his accountant absconded with the funds and bought Jose a real live circus.
    Where does Mrs. Jose fit in this? It’s her home too, isn’t it? I kind of feel sorry for her because she didn’t use more discretion in choosing a spouse, but he IS the most famous Hispanic lawyer in the universe. That’s worth something isn’t it? Isn’t it.?………..

    • Welcome mydograscal! That and a nickel will get her a nickel. πŸ™‚

      • Mydog, I think bozo could afford a flea circus at this point and that’s about it. Dog, don’t feel sorry for Mrs B. She married HIM for better or worse. Seems all she is getting is the worse part of the deal though. Maybe she is doing Mason on the side. I would. HA!!!!

        • Posted by 38special on July 30, 2010 at 8:22 pm

          Hhrumph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doing mason on the side??? That SOB better not be doing the dirty with her, he’s mine. Yeah, yeah, he may look a little grizzled and yeah he is deaffer than a door knob, BUT his alzheimers is great. He forgets that he’s paid my rent, car payment and the sparkly baubles he buys me immediately go to the safe for resale later. He doesn’t know whether he’s coming or going (just between us, it’s always going…literally, weak bladder)
          Mrs. Bobo better watch her back. I’m gonna get him one of those Life Alert buttons and alter it with a teeny spy cam.

  19. Posted by Mydograscal on July 28, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    I wasn’t asked, but I can do “High Hopes.”

    Just what makes that silly Jose,
    Think he’ll get a great big pay day?
    Someone should tell Jose, hey!
    You ain’t seeing that day.
    But he had high hopes,
    he had high hopes,
    He had “Not Guilty” dreams in the sky hopes.
    So no more rides in Jerry’s yacht,
    Practice goes all to pot,
    When it does, what a drop,
    Oops, there goes another lawyer kerplop!

  20. Posted by Spacely on July 29, 2010 at 10:16 am

    Since we got a new “A” side with High Hopes, I have provided the “B” side:

    Here we come
    Walking down the street
    we get the funniest looks from
    everyone we meet.

    Hey, hey we’re the Dream Team,
    and people say we monkey around.
    we’re not too busy fibbing,
    to put Kathi Belich down.

    We file whatever we want to,
    say what we like to say.
    We don’t have time to get restless,
    There’s always a new angle to play.

    Hey, hey we’re the Dream Team,
    and people say we monkey around.
    we’re never too busy working,
    to put Linda Burdick down.

    We’re just trying to be friendly,
    come watch us motion and play.
    We’re the media generation,
    and we got something to say.

    Hey, hey we’re the Dream Team,
    You never know where a jury’ll be found.
    So you’d better get ready,
    We may be coming to your town.

    Hey, hey we’re the Dream Team,
    and people say we monkey around.
    We’re not too busy scheming,
    to put Stan Stickland down.

  21. Posted by Dorothy on July 29, 2010 at 9:35 pm

    Honestly this IS the funniest website I have ever been to.. I laughed more today than I have in a very long time.. My God !! you guys are awesome !!! Since this morning, I can not tell you how many times I came back to see if you guys wrote anything else.. Thank all of you, for giving me joy and something to look forward to..And most of all something to laugh about.. May God bless each and everyone of you for giving an old lady some fun in her life..

    • Posted by 38special on July 30, 2010 at 6:40 pm

      Dorothy ! You are just the right person to be here. Some of this stuff that happens is so bizzaro, you’d have to think you’re in an alternate universe to believe it. Rest assured, all the events written about here are 100% accurate. Eggy ‘s attention to detail is legend, a virtual hounddawg and well, the rest of us….we hear things, we know people who know people or or least they thought the knew the person or in some cases we make things up, but in the Cindy 12 set volume of of quotes, she clearly states that “not all lies are lies, some are mistruths or half truths”, so…….what was my point? Hmmm, good question.
      Anyway, I love me some Eggtreenews too!

      • 38, I know what you’re saying, I know the same peeps that you do. But, in my case, I always tell the truth and the whole truth weather it is the truth or not! ?????

        • Posted by 38special on July 30, 2010 at 8:05 pm

          Carol, you my friend are an inspiration. Maybe you could parlay that wisdom into a paying gig. Professional trial witness apparently is very lucrative. Every time you raise your hand (freshly manicured because you’re rollin in dough), to tell the truth, the whole truth and nuttin else, you can honestly testify for either the defense or the prosecution. Sweeeet.

          After just a few trials, the big leagues will be busting your door down. A little birdy told me that a certain Mr. Baez is doing a curtain call for women who will say that Kronk was into the duct tape scene, easy money for a pro “truth” teller.

          • Thanks 38 for the great idea! My new Co- ‘You buy, I’ll lie’.
            I went out on a date with Roy Kronk once. Boring, but nice. I had to drive since I didn’t want to go out in the meter truck. We played War of the Worlds and had to pee in his bushes since his toilet didn’t work. Seems he was used to that.

            • Posted by 38special on July 31, 2010 at 1:05 pm

              !!! You Go Girly!
              Gettin kronky with the Kronkmaster himself, very impressed. I think you made the right choice to drive, the meter truck is so utilitarian but I’ve been told it’s got some fun gadgets. Blacklight and posters, mini bar and dress up clothes for role playing out in the woods. Kind of like a Renaissance faire thing but not that good, if ya know what i mean. Just a bunch of cast off crap he found along his route.
              Well, you can just add him to your list of famous duds ( oops I meant dudes) that you dated for your memoirs.

    • Hey Dorothy, stick around, read all of Egg’s old stuff above on the top right side – Top Posts. You’ll crack up. Just click on the ‘notifiy me’ box under submit comments and you’ll make sure to get all the latest that flew through here. You’re cool with the reply placement, we don’t miss a trick here. (wink)

  22. Posted by Dorothy on July 29, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    Did I put my reply in the right place ?? Will eggtree read this message ?? I hope so because it is important for them to know how much this means to me..

  23. Posted by BEES KNEES on July 30, 2010 at 8:28 am

    Hi kp! Eggy’s pretty flipping funny, non? Just in case you didn’t notice she has her previous posts listed on the right side of this page.You have to read, “Local Fool Finds Himself Pinned Beneath Short Bus.” You will fall off your chair laughing.

  24. Every time I visit I enjoy this site more and more. It’s a laugh riot and there is so much material to choose from the defense and the Scamanthony’s. I really fell off my chair when Cindy claimed at the end of her 911 testimony that to this day she believes Caylee is alive! My jaw just dropped and I felt that an attendant with a net must be close at hand as she left the stand. Thanks for the many giggles.

    • Hi Victoria. Yes, I too do enjoy the Ants. I call and talk to Spindy every once in awhile and see how she’s doing and what she’s up to. Right now, she’s thinking of wallpapering the bathroom. I told her, glue side down, on the wall to remind her since she is on many meds. George was busy out in the garage, sorting his bait and naming each one. Thanks for stopping in.

      • Posted by Rhinestone Lady on August 2, 2010 at 11:47 am

        Carol…Seriously? You didn’t mention the pattern of Spindy’s wallpaper! It is “Caylee’s Alive” with a 7″ repeat!

        • Posted by Rhinestone Lady on August 2, 2010 at 11:48 am

          That is 7 INCH repeat

          • Rhinestone, no, she had the wall paper made up and photo shopped of Crazey peeing next to the car at Taco Bell in the parking lot. She thought it was approproate for a bathroom. She is so silly.
            George got pissed off naming his bait because they kept skirming around and he would have to start all over renaming them again. After hours of that, Cindy told him to nail down each one on a board when done naming them.

            • Posted by Rhinestone Lady on August 2, 2010 at 12:22 pm

              Carol,

              OMG!! I do believe Cindy is getting creative. She told George that after he has nailed down the bait, providing he has them all in a straight line, of course, she will frame the board and hang it in the bathroom she is wallpapering – preferably right above Casey’s head. She is hoping this will get him into the artsy mode, and he will start selling these ‘originals’ so they can keep their Jailbird Baby Killer in large quantities of Beef Jerky. Way to go Cin!!

              • Isn’t Spindy just the greatest?! After that bait drys, they could just send it whore face (WF). She’d eat it I’m sure. It’s better than the spiders she has to catch and eat in her cell.

                • Posted by Rhinestone Lady on August 5, 2010 at 10:23 am

                  Yes…Spindy is the greatest. In fact, I am going to rhinestone a shirt that says just that. No…On 2nd thought it will say “Caylee is still alive”. I will fly from AZ to Orlando for the trial and present it to her in person. She can wear it each and everyday she is in court. By the end of the trial, the jury will be convinced (brainwashed) from looking at that shirt, and they will acquit WF. Hmmm…I think I will make one for Bozo too. I will use nailheads (more masculine stones), and his will say the same thing. Oh yes…Casey will go free!!

                  • Don’t forget to make a T shirt for the murderer saying; My lawyer went to Paris and all I got was LWOP. HA!

    • Posted by 38special on July 31, 2010 at 1:20 pm

      Victoria, the guys with the nets are scared chitless of the whole Ant gang. As we speak, they’re training an elite unit to deal with all of them at once. It’s called SPAT, Special Police Anthony Takedown. They’re currently stockpiling straightjackets, tasers, lithium and gas cans with broken caps as lures. It’s going to be quite a show when they surround the Hopesprung Dr. compound.
      The gameplan would be to nab them all at once, however the 10ft mirror they ordered to stun Baez while he mesmerizes himself has not arrived yet.

  25. Posted by Venice on August 1, 2010 at 6:31 am

    Between Jose Baez and You
    July 31 at 8:31pm You must be talking about your pussy being a stinky rat. And you are just stupid enough to think I ever sold bikinis. LOL!!!!!

    A MESSAGE FROM JOSE BAEZ.

  26. Posted by Linda From New York on August 1, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    Hilarious!! LOL LOL LOL

    Love, Love, Love EggTreeNews !

  27. Posted by Linda From New York on August 1, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    OMG, the song paradies…..FUNNY!!!!

  28. Posted by Sarah on August 3, 2010 at 11:48 pm

    Wonderful article and replies!!! I think I am in love with with refreshingly honest blog! I am laughing so hard right now……….because KARMA is a B**** ,Mr. Baez, and you have been royally caught “sans panties” with your multiple LIES to the court and to His Honor Judge Perry about the “Robin tapes”. Motion to seal DENIED! I’m sure our dear Jose has soothed his frazzled nerves with plenty of abuela’s platters of food. I can just see him wolfing down the grub and desserts……..does the pie spackle the holes in your soul, Jose, or do just know that those fancy suits and pocket squares make you look so fiiiine in court?? LOLOL. My son is having a bday party this weekend and rather than play pin the tail on the donkey, we’re playing “Pin the extra chins and the stupid grin on Jose”. What do you think?? Maybe I should add the pocket square…….and the Blackberry so Casey can drool over it while Jose shows her texts from Mommy Dearest! I will keep ya’ll posted! BTW—I happen to be Hispanic and I think Baez is a disgrace to ALL Hispanics!!!!!
    Keep the faith, Caylee supporters……and thank you Eggy!

  29. Posted by Mickey on August 5, 2010 at 9:33 am

    PLEASE WRITE MORE!!!

    These are the best!!!

  30. Posted by Spacely on August 5, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    Wherego my EGGO????

    Eggy, you gotta read these letters and activate our Wonder Twin Powers quick!!!!

    Cindy has out-parodied both of us!!!!! With a real letter to KC!!!! I can’t compete with this kind of funny!!!!

    Form of an icy mouth gag – cause I am going to get fired for laughing so hard at work!!! πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

    http://www.wftv.com/pdf/24527965/detail.html

    This one is a humdinger!!! πŸ˜†

    Cindy manages to blame Caylee’s death on:

    1) Leonard Padilla
    2) Roy Kronk
    3) Jesse Grund
    4) Rick Plesea

    All in the same letter!!! Apparently, there is a conspiracy among these four to cover shoddy police work – because obviously they all have a lot cause to want the police to look good…

    She also says Mark NeJame took advantage of her and set up Misty to take the fall for Haleigh.

    She was pretty happy with Judge P back on 05/24/2010 – wonder how she feels about him now???

    • Posted by Danna on August 6, 2010 at 2:35 am

      Spacely – I think she was talking about Ricardo’s condo, not Rick P. iirc the photo of Caylee in the pink T was taken at Ricardo’s place. It is amazing tho, that she cant point blame anywhere and everywhere except where it belongs. No evidence….lol….sorry Cindy, but ya missed some spots when you were cleaning.

    • Space Dawg, 😯 Oh. My. God. 😯

      Thank you for bringing this matter to my attention. πŸ˜† I’m up to my neck in documents. I laughed until my head came off… WOW… I’m workin on a new post about Cindys letters, hopefully it’ll be up tonight or tomorrow. I’m drowning in work this week so I haventr been on much (forgive me everyone!) But WOW!!! πŸ˜†

  31. Posted by debbie-IL on August 10, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    omg!! i just discovered this site and i am laughing my butt off……..sad thing is it all revolves around Caylee’s death. but these people BEG to be made fun of!!

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