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It all started earlier this afternoon when smack-talking local attorney Cheney Mason, known to wrestling fans everywhere as Mumbles the Maurader, issued a challenge to fellow local attorney, David Evans, better known as the Kronkinator.
Mumbles told us in an exclusive interview that for years he has been keeping a list of his most hated arch-enemies on a chalkboard in his locker. Once a name hits his list, they hit the ground, hard.
“I can put anyone on the list if we think they’re involved in potentially discoverable evidence,” said Anthony defense attorney Cheney Mason.
Yes, he’s making his list and checking it twice. He enjoys using the lawyer talk in his rants from the ring to his fans because even if they can get past his mumbles, they still can’t make heads or tails of what he’s talking about. Although often imitated, Mumbles says his brand has lasted because he also skips verbs and sometimes nouns for paragraphs of dialogue on end. As he reaches retirement, he has been passing on his skills to protege, Jose Baez.
But don’t count the Kronkinator out just yet! He wasn’t about to let Mumbles’ jab go by without a slick retort.
“I’m not going to permit myself to be dismissed as Mr. Kronk’s counsel without a fight over it,” Evans said.
The tension is high as we all await this no holds barred event, rumored to possibly be a cage match, to be held next month at Universal Studios. Tickets will be on sale soon, so don’t let this event pass you by.