Who is the WORST liar in this All- You-Can-Eat Bull$hit Buffet?

Egg Tree News poses a query:

Who is the WORST liar in this All- You-Can-Eat Bull$hit Buffet? Your choices (from a variety of cases):

Cindy “I will beat my delusions into you with my magical pet hammer Fluffy” Anthony

Dead-behind-the-eyes pillbilly hick with a serious case of the stupids, Misty Croslin

Casey “my entire life is one half-cooked offensively unconvincing lie, but get off my back, I’ve got partying to do” Anthony

Billie Jean “the kiddyporn in my bedroom isn’t mine or my douchetard slasherfreak boyfriend’s, and I don’t know who put it there, or what happened to my missing daughter, so stop giving me a hard time and pay my rent” Dunn

Local fool and freeloading mooch George “I demand to file a police report about my empty gas cans, but I’ll let the wife track down my missing granddaughter” Anthony

White trash pillionaire Ronald “I don’t know, I was at work” Cummings

Lee Chuckles “I believe everything my sister says, and so should you, except for the bit about me molesting her” Anthony

Shawn “I would never do nothin to harm that little girl, even though I admitted to the cops I threatened to kill her once, and never mind these homemade slasher movies in my dresser drawer” Adkins

Jose “I have solid proof of my client’s innocence, but I’d rather let her rot in jail waiting for a sensational high profile trial cuz I can make more money that way” Baez

Elizabeth “I gave my baby away to strangers, no wait, I actually killed him because I hate his father- no wait that’s a lie too- what on earth did I do with him again” Johnson

Pill pusher and Alfred E. Newman impersonator Tommy Croslin

Jimmy “people drop like flies around me but I don’t know nuthin about nuthin, I’m a sensitive rebel with a heart of gold, I swear” Hataway

Cheney “I’m retiring anyway so who gives a $hit” F.U.N. Mason

Melissa “I didn’t mean to do it, I just premeditated it and went through with it” Huckaby

Dr. Henry “17 hairs in the trunk and I swear they didn’t come from this hairbrush Mama Gremlin smuggled to me” Lee

OJ “absolutely, positively, 100 percent not guilty” Simpson

John and Patsy “she’s in a better place, so let’s just drop it already” Ramsey

Charlie “I don’t have a drug problem, I’m just a tigerblooded warlock on a mercury surfboard turning tin cans into gold on a daily basis, and how is my impression of Christian Bale’s crackhead character from The Fighter” Sheen

Please discuss.

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29 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Stef on March 9, 2011 at 11:24 am

    And we can only pick ONE WINNER??????????? LOL…

  2. Posted by HollyHocks on March 9, 2011 at 11:47 am

    Well, I don’t know about your above list, but, for funsies, and just to be outside the box, I’d like to nominate “Joy, “Hang em High” clinging to tree branches upside down while working for the president” Wray, as one of the funniest.

    I KNOW it is not right to make fun of those mentally disturbed, but come on……..give that gal an award for at least originality!

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 10, 2011 at 8:46 am

      Its hard NOT to make fun of Joy, for sure. She’s a fascinating character, to say the least.

  3. Posted by jon on March 9, 2011 at 11:53 am

    I agree; no way to pick just one out of this incredible list. I get a headache just thinking about this whole group. Maybe we can charter a boat, put them all on it and then let them cruise off the coast of Somalia.

    Love the Alfred E.Newman look alike reference to Tommy Croslin!

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 10, 2011 at 8:48 am

      Its his ears and the “duh” expression of his mugshot. What, me worry?!?! šŸ˜†

  4. Posted by Tia on March 9, 2011 at 11:56 am

    The WORST liar? The one who did the WORST job of lying???
    CASEY ANTHONY!!

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 10, 2011 at 8:50 am

      I’m tempted to agree with you, she’s the most ballsy liar, along with her mother. But Billie Jean is jockeying for 1st place.

  5. Posted by Lona1 on March 9, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    šŸ˜†

  6. Posted by offthecuff on March 9, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    As far as the Anthony case goes, we can tally up the Best/Worst Liar winner post-trial. Certainly everyone is still competing in this one!!

    • Posted by HollyHocks on March 9, 2011 at 7:38 pm

      No kidding ~ There are bound to be some doozies come out when the trial starts that we’ve not heard or even imagined yet.

  7. Posted by Danna on March 9, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    Casey is probably the worst liar, but Im sure Billie Jean is going to work her way up to some type of award that only someone like her or Casey could be proud of.

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 10, 2011 at 8:56 am

      Agreed. Have u heard about the new Hailey Dunn “merchandise?” Baby and dog clothes with “find hailey” written on them. Bear in mind the thumbdrive in her bedroom had kiddyporn and bestiality on it. Baby clothes and animal clothes. Not offensive at all. I can only imagine who’s collecting the $$$ from that. šŸ˜”

  8. Posted by BEES KNEES on March 9, 2011 at 7:31 pm

    I really love it when you highlight all their best qualities like that ~ ha ha ha. It reads like an darkly entertaining contribution to the end of the world. Having to choose only one I’m going to go with ms anthony. She has taken the art of lying to a whole new playing field.

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 10, 2011 at 9:21 am

      Hiya sweet Bees!! šŸ™‚ good to see ya! I myself waver between Casey and Cindy, with Billie Jean a very strong runnerup.

  9. Posted by becca on March 10, 2011 at 6:03 am

    I think you missed one. Drew I had my sheriff deputy son help me cover up atleast one of my wives murders but I can just go get a new wife so no need to worry about the last one Peterson.

    • Posted by jon on March 10, 2011 at 9:05 am

      I always thought Drew Peterson and Casey Anthony would be a dream couple………

    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 10, 2011 at 9:25 am

      Good call. And let’s not forget the other infamous Peterson, Scott the fertilizer salesman.

      • Posted by jon on March 10, 2011 at 12:11 pm

        Hey Eggy: This is true, but I think Scott (even though sentenced to death) has a way to go before he reaches the Drew Peterson level (or depth) of sleaziness. I kind of think Drew-boy is in a class by himself.

      • Posted by HollyHocks on March 10, 2011 at 1:06 pm

        Lordy, can you imagine these 2 ever hooking up??
        Both obsessed with cell phones and lies, and having one on the string at all times.
        It would be a toss up on which one of these 2 could tell the most lies while looking you straight on in the face.

  10. Posted by maxineme on March 10, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    This is good stuff.. I will still go with mz anthony as the biggest, boldest liar…. But, truly, after Monday’s final arguments.. I would have to include cheney mason as a pretty big liar.. and to the court, no less!!!!!! Thanks for all these essays , you are amazingly witty.

  11. Awesome post!

    I would say Casey is the biggest liar, liar pants on fire, then comes Cindy:

    I changed my mind on that ā€” I never changed my mind on that.
    I am a nurse of decomposition
    …..the list goes on, too many to post! šŸ™‚

  12. Posted by denjet on March 12, 2011 at 9:02 pm

    Great post, eggy!
    If I have to pick just one, hands down, it has to be Casey .. I’ve never heard someone makeup such unbelievably stupid lies in my life

    … I think Misty “pillbilly” Croslin could be my fav for 2nd place! LMAO at that one!

    I was going to vote for Charlie “tiger blooded warlock” Sheen, but then I thought, wait, he BELIEVES what he spews so it’s not really lying and the only thing he’s killed are his own brain cells … so I scratched him off my list …

  13. Posted by Maggie on March 14, 2011 at 10:08 am

    Well after careful consideration. My vote has to go to Casey Anthony. She actually believes her own lies, Cindy has to be runner up, because she can actually finish Casey’s lies, it’s like their “cut from the same cloth” LOL.

  14. Posted by Queen La Tweeta on March 21, 2011 at 10:33 pm

    How about Dave “I had lunch with the Judge and he called me at the hospital & at home” Knechel?

    He’s right up there with Joy ” Secret Service Spy School” Wray.

    Don’t forget also Melissa ” I make fake Zanny in PR myspace pages & text Cindy to try and scam $250 from the NE” Earnest who also wrote Casey in jail & sent along pictures of her kids.

    And last but not least Murt “Witless” One

  15. Posted by 38special on March 22, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    Eggy, I’m actually stumped with all these contenders. All of them are able to rattle off a lie so easy, the weird thing is there’s always a dead/missing body involved. Not dead dogs or cats or gerbils or goldfish…mostly their own kids.

    My vote is to throw them all in a broken down Winnebago parked in the middle of death Valley, bolt the doors from the outside and come back in a month or so, see who’s still breathing.

  16. Posted by chica on March 26, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    Has anyone heard about the anthonys appearing soon on HLN?
    my guess is they are going on there to taint the perspective jury and the anthonys are witnesses for the state! this is unbelievable and where are her attorneys in all this! I think we need to bombard HLN with complaints regarding this!!

  17. Posted by SmoothOperator on March 30, 2011 at 1:34 am

    +++NOT DBL POST+++THIS IS CORRECTED POST++
    Thanks eggtreenews! You definitely have a way with words that really provides not only detailed specifics of each of our finalist but accurate as he!! as well.lol..

    When reading the list..in particular finalist #2 ..pillbilly with the dead look in her eyes..I just knew for certain it was describing our “TT” Mom of the Year Little Miss Billie Jean Dunn..but nope I was quickly reminded of her separated at birth twin Misty “pillbilly” Croslin..Damn are they two peas in a pod or what?..lol..

    Love your posts! Keep up the great entertainment{We all can use a good chuckling laugh at times when we go so very in depth with the precious kids in these cases}..If we don’t take time out for some hearty laughter we’re all gonna start “blowing up” one right after the other into emotional eruptions from being so literally disgusted..sick of hearing the BS excuses..and the extreme self absorption and revolving only around one’s self..arrggh!!

    So keep ’em coming..You’re gaining you a little following..lol..

    Prayers for firm and swift judgement to those who’ve dared touch a single hair on any of these baby’s heads..Run>>Run>> RUN!!!Run your ass off Lil’ Miss Billie Jean Dunn! Run and hide with your masked..boy-toy lover Shawn..You can RUN and You can HIDE..but no matter where ya run or where ya hide THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU..
    Billie can you hear that train a comin?..
    It’s rolling round the bend
    And she ain’t seen masked boy-toy since she don’t know when,
    She’s stuck in her own prison, and time keeps draggin’ on
    But that train keeps a rollin’won’t stop til she comes home..

    I don’t even like meshing her with Cash..but saw that it fit appropriately..lol.

    Oh and lastly..Just a friendly reminder to you both{You know who you are}..Not only is that train comin on down the bend..It’s whoever beats the other to the DA/LE and “rolls” on the other..
    THE one that makes it there first Wins by walking away with the “deal”..

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