Local Fool To Play ‘Captain-Save-A-Ho’ at Upcoming Murder Trial

-Orlando, FL

Local fool George Anthony is gearing up for the role of a lifetime, people. After spending decades under merciless gremlinwife Cindy’s thumb, and mooching off her meager earnings while zealously maintaining his assprint on the sofa cushions, George is now preparing for a breakout role as ‘Captain Save-a-Ho’ at his daughter’s upcoming murder trial. The announcement was made yesterday, after a series of painful beatdowns suffered by the homicidal harlot’s porridge-brained defense team. Lead idiot with a law degree (and a hole in the head), Jose Baez, lost the latest round of “Drop All The Evidence or I’ll Say You Hate Hispanics, Judge Perry,” and was finally forced to pull the last brain damaged rabbit out of his sombrero. And that special-ed rabbit is local fool (and now murderer and child molester, according to Jose’s flexible definition of reasonable doubt), George Anthony.

What a prince.

Although most spectators with even a tenuous grasp on common sense saw the short bus turn in George’s direction and gun the putt-putt engine years ago, not everyone was prepared for him to THROW himself in its path- wearing superhero spandex, tighty whities (over the spandex), a cape made of Starburst wrappers, and a spaghetti colander on his head- in an effort to ‘save’ Our Shackled Damsel of Doritos.

“I just can’t believe he would be so stupid,” uttered one wide-eyed witness. “He’s willing to be seen as a pedophile and murderer- of his own grandchild, no less- all for a bitch who won’t even look at him in court unless she needs snack money. And he thinks he’s a hero. What an absolute tool.”

“His performance at trial will be most interesting,” said another analyst. “Will he be convincing as ‘Captain Save-A-Ho?’ Will the jury believe his performance? Its an unfamiliar role for him, to say the least. I foresee problems.”

Stay tuned to Egg Tree News for developments in this breaking story.

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28 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by spindella on March 31, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    Your funniest yet!! Priceless.

  2. Posted by Michele237 on March 31, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    Great blog on this!!

  3. EGG!! My friend in all that is humorous!! I love the description of his costume!
    I think at this stage of the game good old George Marie will do anything to get out of that house with ‘Sindy, I said So’. Even prison would be a better than living with her. LOL!

  4. Posted by 38special on March 31, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    Eggy….nothing short of HILARIOUS….this one is one of your best, really. ( I smell Pulitzer)
    L M A O
    the local fool is going to take a big belly flop, sniveling idiot, serves him right!

  5. Posted by 1520 Sedgwick on March 31, 2011 at 7:17 pm

    ‘ homicidal harlot’s porridge-brained defense team. ‘
    That is sooo funny and true. bananas……….

  6. Posted by Lottacats on March 31, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    Brilliant, as usual!

  7. Posted by Danna on April 2, 2011 at 3:00 am

    absolute tool is a perfect description of GA. so Eggy, what is the emblem on the chest of our superhero? a roll of duct tape perhaps?

  8. Posted by kathlb on April 3, 2011 at 4:47 am

    I agree, it is hilarious. 🙂 Thank you for the smile this morning. Then it hits me again that this man will be the butt of jokes and will find his life ruined by admitting that he molested Casey, Caylee and killed his own grandchild. How was Sindy able to force him into doing that?? What a sorry excuse of a man/Grandfather/father this guy is. The only thing that keeps me hanging on is the hope and prayer that the jury sees this group as what they are…idiots and freeloaders.

    • Posted by 38special on April 3, 2011 at 6:15 pm

      Hope you don’t mind if I expand on your fabulous description of them all as “idiots and freeloaders”, habitual liars, hypocrites, morons, ego maniacs, fruitloops, money grubbers, fanatics, white trash, shysters, grifters, whiners, mean, babykiller supporters, and generally pieces of shite.
      I have full faith that a jury will feel the pain of Blowzo’s pompous nonsensical ramblings and the agony of listening to the scitzoid mother teresa/doberman testimony of cindy and the Capt-save-a-ho and promptly convict-the-ho.

      • Posted by jon on April 5, 2011 at 6:36 am

        If George had been the cause of Caylee’s death, I doubt very much Casey would have waited 31 days to report her missing and make up the nanny story. Since it’s widely said that Casey wanted the house, it would have suited her purposes to put the blame on G right away and get him out of the way.

  9. Posted by doublesmom on April 3, 2011 at 8:22 am

    Eggy – as always a funny piece! Please keep them coming. 🙂

  10. Posted by ChattyCathy on April 3, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    LoL Great Reading!
    G and SINdy should be thankful…If she’d have gotten away with this,they’d have probably been next and still would be if she by some freak of nature gets out of this one….I am surprised that their house didn’t go up in a blaze with them in it…Maybe it would have been going to happen with Caylee in the home with them but SINdy always made her come home too,LoL….Kc was telling Amy and others she was getting their house and moving Amy in? LoL
    Lets see here…a babies neck wouldn’t be hard to break,household cleaners weren’t needed for Caylee since she had chloroform,jugs of gas? Yep,they’d have been next…Idiots!

  11. Posted by cbswan on April 3, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    absolutely hilarious , thanks for the laugh.. sure wish someone would locate a pic of mumbles giveing the nasty to JA during latest hearing.. you could have a blast with that

  12. Posted by denjet on April 4, 2011 at 9:49 am

    Just love it, eggie! “Captain-Sav-A-Ho” !! Hysterical !!
    The description of him in costume is a riot … Might I suggest knee high super hero boots made from duct tape with matching superpower belt and wrist bands ?

  13. Posted by jon on April 4, 2011 at 11:40 am

    HI Eggy: wonderful as usual! I suppose Lee could be Robin to G’s Batman, with tube sox of course instead of boots!

    keep ’em coming.

    • Posted by Danna on April 5, 2011 at 1:44 am

      yes, the Boy Wonder if my sister knows I played with her boobies.

      • Posted by jon on April 5, 2011 at 12:58 pm

        If he played with her boobies, I’m willing to bet Casey’s hands probably returned the favor (and not on his chest either)!!!!

  14. Hello Eggy and all friends here!

    Please pass along the word to vote for Yuri Melich for an America’s Most Wanted Superstar award!

    Here’s the link: http://www.amw.com/allstar/2011/nominee-detail.cfm?id=9324

    Must vote in the next few days!!!

    Thank you!

  15. Posted by Maggie on April 5, 2011 at 12:21 pm

    OMG…..that was great! We all knew they would throw George under the bus in the end. But something is telling me it won’t fly. Why wait 31 days to report Caylee missing, if she could blame it on dear old dad. Still think the searches Casey did in March were to kill Cindy and George not Caylee. JMO of course. Look out Cindy, if you loose the low life lawn man for the Bean Dip Princess, she just may kill you next.

  16. Posted by jon on April 6, 2011 at 7:33 am

    Hey Eggy: just think: when this trial is over and Casey is in her prison cell, we can begin blogging about Cindy’s perjury/obstruction trial. Ah, the Anthony’s: the family that keeps on giving!

  17. Posted by Scamperoo on April 6, 2011 at 10:13 am

    One of your best yet, clean the monitor time, again!

  18. Posted by stalking feet on April 11, 2011 at 7:37 am

    The family that just keeps giving….

  19. I am wondering if he’ll have to register as a sex offender?

  20. Posted by evrli on April 15, 2011 at 10:22 am

    This is an interesting site/blog~

    Wednesday, April 13, 2011
    Casey Anthony: Prosecution Claims Defense Strategy Not Legal

    LINK:

    http://seamusoriley.blogspot.com/2011/04/casey-anthony-prosecution-claims.html

  21. This is priceless! Bahahaha!

  22. Posted by michelle on August 2, 2011 at 8:19 pm

    Your absolutely hysterical. Love reading your posts. Haven’t seen a new one in awhile. Hope your just off on a super cool vacation. Thanks for the laughs.

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