Karma, everyone’s favorite bitch with a flawless memory, is reportedly planning an impromptu trip to Orlando, Florida in the coming months. According to several sources close to that gorgeous cosmic force with a twisted sense of humor, she will hitch a ride under Fate’s powerful wing, and skydive into the Orlando courthouse sometime in mid-May, aiming to crashland right into homicidal harlot Casey Anthony’s lap. And not in the way she normally likes. After her spectacular arrival, she will then check into an unwelcoming Bed and Breakfast located on Hopespring Drive, for an unknown period of time.
“Karma is really looking forward to this trip,” says one source. “She’s been shackled and cooped up for soooooo long; almost three years now. She CAN’T WAIT to stretch out under the sun, and really feel the light of day shining on her.”
“I think this vacation is just what Karma needs,” echoed another source. “And I think it’ll be really good for the city to see her again after all this time. We’ve been worried she was gone for good, so this is great news.”
While it’s somewhat unclear exactly where Karma has been this whole time- some say gagged and chained next to the smashed crosses in the blackhole that is Cindy Anthony’s soul- while others think Jose Baez may have tried paying her off to stay out of town- one thing is certain: the entire defense team is now sporting a classic deer-in-the-headlights “Oh. Shit.” kinda look.
Nice for a change, huh?
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