Karma Planning Spontaneous Trip to Orlando

-Orlando, FL

Karma, everyone’s favorite bitch with a flawless memory, is reportedly planning an impromptu trip to Orlando, Florida in the coming months. According to several sources close to that gorgeous cosmic force with a twisted sense of humor, she will hitch a ride under Fate’s powerful wing, and skydive into the Orlando courthouse sometime in mid-May, aiming to crashland right into homicidal harlot Casey Anthony’s lap. And not in the way she normally likes. After her spectacular arrival, she will then check into an unwelcoming Bed and Breakfast located on Hopespring Drive, for an unknown period of time.

“Karma is really looking forward to this trip,” says one source. “She’s been shackled and cooped up for soooooo long; almost three years now. She CAN’T WAIT to stretch out under the sun, and really feel the light of day shining on her.”

“I think this vacation is just what Karma needs,” echoed another source. “And I think it’ll be really good for the city to see her again after all this time. We’ve been worried she was gone for good, so this is great news.”

While it’s somewhat unclear exactly where Karma has been this whole time- some say gagged and chained next to the smashed crosses in the blackhole that is Cindy Anthony’s soul- while others think Jose Baez may have tried paying her off to stay out of town- one thing is certain: the entire defense team is now sporting a classic deer-in-the-headlights “Oh. Shit.” kinda look.

Nice for a change, huh?

Stay tuned to EggTreeNews for developments in this breaking story.

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42 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Jen on April 28, 2011 at 9:53 am

    At last! Welcome lady Karma! Git r done!

  2. Posted by BEES KNEES on April 28, 2011 at 10:21 am

    Ahhhhh . . . sweet Karma. We’ve been waiting for her. LMAO at baez trying to pay her off. Tee hee!

  3. Ah, Egg, good news IS coming! Yes, let Karma fly free from the Queen Dragon Lady of Darkness on Hopespring Dr. Bozo can’t click that away with his pen!

    • Cakeroll, she’s soaring down to Orlando nice and swift, as we speak. Did you hear Drs Danziger and Weitz are on the states witness list now? :mrgreen: they’re the ones the defense originally hired to say she had PTSD or some other such nonsense. Their depo was halted by Honorable Badass Perry. Now they’re gonna testify for the state. Heh heh heh….

  4. Posted by Maggie on April 28, 2011 at 11:06 am

    Another great article…….always makes my day! Yes, true Karma, may all concerned in this circus trial get there taste of her. KARMA should swoop right on in and take care of all of them, and they know who they are!

    • Hi Maggie! I’m sure they’ll ALL get a visit from her soon! 🙂 She’ll be that irritating house guest they just can’t get rid of!!

  5. Posted by jon on April 28, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Eggy: you’ve been away too long. Might I suggest that Karma was resting up after her monumental task out in Vegas with OJ?

    Bees: good to see you back too.

    great this is all coming together.

    • Hi jon! I know, I’ve had a TON of stuff going on lately, so writing has had to take a back burner. But I still lurk and keep up with the case. I’ll definitely be covering the trial though, no worries there.

  6. Posted by Mrs C on April 28, 2011 at 11:54 am

    “everyones fav bitch with a flawless memory” LMAO love your stuff!!

  7. Posted by kathlb on April 28, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Oh thank God, just when I thought she was a lost cause, she rolls into town sporting a new tattoo (read: Here’s your bella vida, baby!)and Hopespring Drive will never be the same and the neighbors are thrilled and planning a block party when one of the Karma targets is marched off to prison to await her fate. In my best Austin Powers voice, “Oh behave… yeah yeah baby yeah!”

  8. Well, I sure hope Sindy is stocked up with enough pills and George Marie with beer for another chitty weekend after the defense lost all those motions yesterday and today. Sucks to be the Anthole family.
    Karma IS coming home! Ain’t it grand?!

  9. Posted by merker on April 28, 2011 at 3:26 pm

    TYVM Eggy:o
    LMAO!
    Justice for Caylee!

  10. Posted by janielane on April 28, 2011 at 5:25 pm

    Truer words have never been spoken. I can’t wait for Karma to land on the laps of $pindy, Georgie Marie, and Tubesox Lee, you know, the one that dumped out the dogs water in the hot Florida sun when everyone EXCEPT the $camthony’s were searching for Caylee! I hope that Karma stays for a few months, I hope she has a front row seat in the court room! I hope Karma reminds Foghorn just how much fun he is supposed to be having defending a murderer! Thanks Eggy for a awesome post!

    • Posted by eggtreenews on April 29, 2011 at 2:32 pm

      Janielane, EVERYBODY involved in the dirty in this case will be receiving a LONG visit from her, of that I’m sure. :mrgreen: She has a non-negotiable payment plan.

  11. Posted by janielane on April 28, 2011 at 5:27 pm

    In one of the emails that I have from $pindy she says that she has plenty of gum stocked up so I should get used to her chomping it in court. Shows how much respect she has for Caylee IMO.

  12. Posted by Danna on April 28, 2011 at 6:39 pm

    Lady Karma needed a good rest before tackling the monumental job in Orlando, but never fear…the force is strong in her. Justice will be served.

    • Posted by eggtreenews on April 29, 2011 at 2:38 pm

      Danna, I’m really looking forward to watching it all play out.

      Karma is such a spiteful bitch, aint she? 😆

  13. Posted by chijojo on April 28, 2011 at 10:27 pm

    Just stopping by to say “hello” to everyone. And would like to give eggy a big hug for bringing a smile to my face every time I come here . Too bad Karma can’t do to her what she did to the Angel Caylee.But whatever you do Karma, you have my blessing.
    Maybe the inmate will get a prison tatoo that says “rovinato il mio karma” above her “Bella Vita” tattoo.

  14. Posted by chijojo on April 28, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    Eggy..”rovinato il mio karmait’s” it’s supposed to mean “Karma ruined my” (I hope)

  15. Posted by 38special on April 28, 2011 at 10:41 pm

    Hiya Eggy! Good times eh, with Karma zeroing in ?
    I think she did make an impromptu appearance in the very unfortunate elevator incident when our favorite Homicidal Harlot broke her enormous teeth but she’s stalking the Evil Empire with a vengeance right now..woot woot!
    The countdown is on. Bring it~

    • Posted by jon on April 29, 2011 at 7:15 am

      Hey 38! Good to see you back. Now it’s going to get good!!!! I’ll be checking in every day.

    • Posted by eggtreenews on April 29, 2011 at 2:50 pm

      Hi 38!! Freakin GREAT times indeed!! You’re right, she made a quick cameo a few months back when she kicked those chains down the elevator shaft and sent Gummy McTeefs to the equinary dentist. Then she up and disappeared. That was just a warmup, I guess… Now she’s ready for the main event. 😆

  16. Posted by becca on April 29, 2011 at 8:54 am

    Haha that was amazing!! Thanks for the laugh

  17. Posted by CptKD on April 29, 2011 at 11:27 am

    Thank you, EGGTREE!

    You made my day with this fantastic and well-written post.
    The ‘three year’ wait seems worth the while, when put this way!

    Here is to KARMA!
    And JUSTICE for CAYLEE!

    Thank you, once again!
    CptKD

  18. Posted by linda from New Jersey on April 29, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    Wonderful!! You have a way with words that’s for sure. I look forward to all your posts, but had to comment on this one.

  19. Posted by Zoe on April 29, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    Fantastic piece, Eggy! Thank you.
    I am definitely a believer in the transformative power that sweet Lady Karma holds over stupid tattoos. I believe Casey’s will be changed to “La Bella Velveeta”. 🙂

  20. Posted by FL Taxpayer on April 29, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    That was GREAT!…Karma comes in 3 fold ….feel sorry for those that abuse Spiritual Law.

  21. Posted by doublesmom on April 29, 2011 at 6:42 pm

    Eggy I’ve missed your writing! Glad you are back and glad to hear you will be covering the trial. 🙂

  22. Posted by maxineme on April 29, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    You are truly amazing,,, I loved the Karma going to Orlando… Thank you so much… Where did you learn your way with words??? you are the best…. You really need to publish these egg tree news posts…

  23. Posted by katydid on April 30, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    For some reason…I hope Karma hits Sindy harder than anyone else. She has lied more times than KC ever did….Plus that Mother of The Year comment…..You know…maybe the duhfense will accuse Sindy for the murder and the prosecution just might believe she was a part of it.

    • Posted by jon on May 4, 2011 at 10:46 am

      Hi Katydid: Karma is going to come down and smack Cindy right across the face……..

  24. EGG!! I’ve got it!! The Casey Anthony Karma doll video:
    http://thenewdaymare.blogspot.com/2011/04/casey-anthony-karma-doll-video-uhh-lol.html
    Scroll down past the blog chit and click on!! LOL!!!

  25. Posted by Gracie on April 30, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    Karma indeed. Not an instant Karma, but a long slow-simmerng karma that will served at its perfect best.

  26. I heard on the grapevine that since the ..P.D.S.D..Defence wont fly there going with plan B..P.M.T…Do you know the difference between a crazed suicide terrorist bomber an a woman in the grip of P M T.?….Answer…You can negotiate with a crazed terrorist suisidial bomber…

  27. Posted by jon on May 4, 2011 at 10:45 am

    Eggy: have you seen Mason’s latest rant on In Session? About the idiot bloggers…….

  28. Posted by Kitt on May 7, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    Lol! That bad-ass bitch, Karma, really gets around; Las Vegas, Pakistan, next stop…Orlando. Kiss some ass, Karma!!!

  29. Posted by Kitt on May 7, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    OMG, I truly am an idiot blogger! I meant KICK some ass!!! My bad!

  30. Posted by Katydid on July 6, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    She can be tried again and it is not double jeopardy.

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