Let’s face it: this trial has brought out some of the biggest dingbats in talking head history. Listening to them argue the most nonsensical defense theories imaginable leaves my brain feeling like that dotted high school wall. You know the one.
So who is the worst of the worst?
Shrill Shoutress, Wendy “don’t confuse me with the facts” Murphy.
President of the Defense Team Insanity Brigade, Jane “the louder I whine, the more convincing I must be” Weintraub.
Braindead bromantic love interest of Jose Baez and professional 70’s porn ‘stache groomer, Gerrrrrrrrrrrraldo Rivera.
Picasso School of Plastic Surgery victim Linda Kenney-Baden.
Lobotomized kool-aid guzzler, Sunny “Jose Baez ‘s opening statement was simply BRILLIANT” Hostins.
Addiction Addict Jane “let’s give weepy Casey the benefit of the doubt” Velez-Mitchell.
All around annoying Dr. Drew Pinsky.
The wavy-haired blond defense attorney on InSessions with the shrieky, megaphone voice who continually gives Vinnie Politan heart attacks with her insane ramblings.
Nancy “Cindy is the Mother of the Year who only broke the law to protect her daughter, so lay off already” Grace.
Feel free to add to the list.