New Bat$hit Crazy Sociopath $hits Crazy Bats

-2nd Portal to Insanity, Arizona

Many moons ago, when 12 idiots from Pinellas with the collective intelligence of a Chia Pet foolishly aquitted a Beast (whose name we dont speak of) of babykilling, I told myself i would never again get sucked into following another murder trial. I couldnt bear to watch helplessly as Lady Justice lay battered and crippled on the courtroom floor, as an unrepentant liar and a porridge-brained “attorney” nomnomnommed her to death like a couple of zombies on The Walking Dead. That insufferable smirk. The pink tuxedo shirt of victory. The court appropriate mini sweaterdress and lipgloss on Judgment Day. The memories haunt me to this day. 

But sometime along the way, The Beast passed the baton of delusional foolery to another mildly photogenic brunette who also contributes nothing to society but exhaust fumes and herpes. And murder.  Let’s not forget murder. She crowned Jodi Arias the Homicidal Harlot of 2013 in a lavish underground ceremony just outside of Freakintardistan. I saw it all in the periphery, and tried to avoid getting wrangled into the circus tent. And yet here I am now, glued to the nonstop coverage of another pathological embarassment to humanity on trial for her life. 

If I didnt know better, I might argue these two heathens were fraternal twin sisters separated at birth and genetically programmed to snap simultaneously in June 2008. Damn you, Illuminati. 

Let’s examine the similarities:

High school dropout with no real job or future to speak of? Check. 

Serial boyfriend hopper with no sense of personal identity outside a relationship? Check. 

Never met a mirror (or camera lens) they didnt love? Check. 

Boycrazy sex addict? Check. 

Strange inclination to drive aimlessly with numerous  full cans of gas in the trunk? Check. 

Fumbling a large volume of $10 words into interviews to try and appear articulate to compensate for a lack of education? Check.

Shovelfulls of malarkey-scented fairy tales told to law enforcement with a straight face on June 16, 2008? Check. 

Total strangers to shame, humility, and remorse? Check. 

Proudly obscene sex kitten turned cross-eyed librarian when push comes to shove in front of a jury? Check. 

The list goes on and on. The main difference, however, is that Norman Bates enthusiast Jodi hasn’t shyed away from the witness stand like her predecessor. Nay, the monotone Arias has stayed crazyglued (pun intended) to the witness chair for nearly a month, reciting one bold lie after another, without missing a beat, and looking increasingly ridiculous in the process. And I’ve really learned some things. Until now, I never knew that a poor, frail abuse victim such as Jodi would voluntarily hop in her carriage and drive several states out of her way to pay an unwanted visit to a “violent” ex. I always thought the inclination would be to sever all contact and STAY hundreds of miles away from a”terrifying abuser” who wants nothing to do with you anyway.  But I guess that’s just me. Abuse victims these days… crawling through doggy doors with knives and guns and cameras hoping to have sex with alleged closet pedophiles…

I’ve also learned how much traumatized sexual abuse victim Arias loves to hear herself talk about sex. Of any and every variety. Phone sex, anal sex, oral sex, fantasies involving ropes and trees and woodland sprites and wolves (maybe i made up that last part, i don’t know, i got so bored I stopped listening), detailed accounts of what underwear her third boyfriend wore on their fourth date when he bought her a strawberry frappuccino from Starbucks that made her swoooooooooon for all eternity. She remembers each and every supposedly demeaning and “debasing” sexual encounter with victim Travis Alexander, but claims memory loss when asked about stabbing him 29 times and slicing his throat in self defense. Total blackout due to “trauma.” How convenient; her brain picks and chooses which debasing traumas to erase from its memory, even when her life is on the line. Beats everything I’ve seen. 

Shut your piehole and go away, Arias. You butchered a human being because he dumped you, and now you want to soak up the spotlight with your outrageous abuse claims that you think provide a license to kill. Youre a malignant sociopath, and your fake glasses and librarian costume fool nobody. How Travis’ family can sit in the same room with you and maintain any composure while you slaughter him all over again is beyond me. I would have to be pumped full of thorazine in a pseudo-coma to share oxygen with you. 

You make me sick. 


19 responses to this post.

  1. Comments section fixed. Sorry guys, ‘s been awhile! 🙂

  2. Lovely to see you Eggy :mrgreen:

    You hit the nail on the head with the similarities between the two sociopaths who have absolutely no soul. We can only hope that the Arizona jurors see through her lies when deliberating the sentence – I don’t think any of us could bear a Pinellas type of verdict again. 😥

  3. Hey Eggy! Love this post! Arias is so much like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction, IMHO. I have to agree with Jill that you nailed it on the similarities of those 2 dastardly murderers. I hope this jury is considerably smarter than the Pinellas 12. That bunch took a new low in society. Arias needs to be locked up with the key thrown away. I am so sad for Travis’ family. What a shame they have to face that monster’s lies about him. I really think he had been done with her and she was stalking him, refusing to take no for an answer and I don’t think he knew she was there that day, which is why she attacked him in the shower.

    It is so good to have you back! 🙂

    • Good to see you, Niecey!

      She is a total bunny boiler, i agree with you. I think Travis’ may 26 text message calling her an evil sociopath and saying shes the worst thing that ever happened to him set her over the edge. Her grandfathers gun was stolen 2 days later. Travis was butchered june 4. Shes a sicko. Her beady little black eyes are downright evil.

      • Totally agree with you. What a shame that he got tangled up with that hot mess. Did you see the videos of her in the interrogation room? Standing on her head and talking to herself. AMAZING……. 🙄

        • I did see that, headstand and all. That video was taken July 16,2008. “CONTEMPORANEOUS” to Casey’s tour of her imaginary office at Universal Studios and her nonexistent nanny’s apt. Creepy, non?

  4. Posted by PA Valley Girl on March 15, 2013 at 9:56 am

    I had a feeling you would be posting about this trial…we are like moths drawn to a flame when it comes to psycho cases! You are spot on with your description of Jodi and she who must not be named.

    As far as Jodi’s dead eyes…I think they are exactly the same as notmom’s. It’s like looking into a shark’s eyes to me. No soul. Scary!

    Also loved the title of this post! I used the exact same term when discussing this case (Batshit crazy)

  5. Posted by Hodi Jater on March 20, 2013 at 9:31 pm

    Amazingly accurate post. The similarities are nothing short of bizarre, especially with the gas cans. What is it with the murderesses and their gas cans?? At any rate, get ready for the next similarity – the Sally Koriath (grief “expert”) of this trial will be up soon – and she is bat**** crazy as well. A complete man hater. Gave a lecture asking if Snow White was an abuse victim or some such idiocy. It will be vomit-inducing for sure. I will have difficulty watching. Dr. Samuels is just the beginning.

    • Posted by Sheila M on March 24, 2013 at 2:26 pm

      hmmmm IIRC on Ebay was a drawing dated 1-9-13 by JA of Snow White with a black right eye and a few (crocodile) tears from her left eye–(and satanic symbols ie pentagram) No doubt a self portrait! I hadn’t made the connection before….

  6. Posted by Alexandra on March 21, 2013 at 10:27 am

    Outstanding piece, Eggy!
    Thank You.

    Jodi= boiled bunnies!!! Eeeek!!

  7. You can add……Both evil pieces of shit were arrested on the same day, July 15, 2008!
    They must be from the same demonic gene pool! Very scary!

    I wonder if the gas cans were tested for George’s fingerprints? Has George picked them out of a photo line-up? Was there any Henkel duct tape found at the crime scene?

    Is the baby killer (whose name will not be listed) a pen pal of Ms. HOdi Ari-ass?
    Baby killer’s photo WAS on the front cover of 1 of the 2 magazines which HOdi attempted to sneak notes out in secret code>>to an ex-cellmate. Tried to get them to another ex-boyfriend (who would never/hopefully not) betray her, and who has said on social media sites, he would lie for. I guess we will have to wait for Jaun’s rebuttal to know if he will remain loyal to Her-Anus Ari-Ass!

    I’m happy to know I’m not the only person to get sucked in to this case after swearing off to any more heinous murder trials since Skankanthony. Great to see you again eggy!

  8. Posted by Connie on March 21, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    Loved this post! Both these subhumans need to be put away. Pinellas pinheads screwed up….am hoping this jury won’t repeat the same mistake.

  9. Posted by Sharon on March 24, 2013 at 2:11 pm

    That was hitting the nail right on the head! Great writing!! So true!!

  10. Posted by Riley on March 24, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    Awesome piece

  11. This post was so on point, probably the most accurate one I’ve read and I have been reading ALL OF THEM. For some reason, I feel so much more pain on this murder, I want her removed from this planet…who in their right mind has sex with someone and slaughters them 2 hours later. She is vicious and I am convinced that if released, she will kill again. Evil is not a strong enough word to describe her, and she shows NO emotion, unless it has to do with her…VERY SCARY!!! Just give her the DEATH PENALTY and save the tax payers money!

  12. Wow-very funny. So much so I posted a link on the justice4travis site and also on my blog

  13. Posted by Clarissa Dee on April 4, 2013 at 10:25 pm

    Love it. Hope the jury also sees through all the B.S.

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