How Einstein Commits A Homicide

One of the finest gems that came out of yesterday’s testimony was the revelation that murderess Jodi Arias considers herself an intellectual equal to genius theoretical physicist Albert Einstein. Just take a moment to wrap your head around that. 

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Remember that time award winning physicist Albert Einstein took pictures while he murdered someone? And then left both the camera and memory card at the scene of the crime? That was genius.  

I also read that one time, shortly after discovering the theory of relativity and redefining the way we perceive the universe, Einstein stole a gun from his grandpa’s house, and used it on his ex days later, despite it already being reported missing to police.  

And then, there was that time when his mass-energy equivalency formula became the most famous equation in the world (but before he discovered the laws of photoelectric effect that would lay the groundwork for quantum theory), when he denied seeing himself posing in crime scene photos placed right in front of him.  

And I’m pretty sure that Jodi Arias had already won a Nobel prize and initiated the Manhattan Project when she cried amnesia regarding the details of that whole “knife attack” she had already blamed on intruders. 

Yup. Genius. 

 

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16 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Robin Kelly on April 9, 2013 at 8:27 am

    I demand they put a calculus problem in front of her and watch what happens. Most of us think we are smarter than we actually are : )

  2. Her smug attitude is exactly the same as KC – both think they are above the law, both think they are smart, both are narcissitic sociopaths. We can only hope this jury sees through all the smoke/mirrors and at least gives her LWOP which is what KC should be serving if the Pinellas 12 had half a brain.

    • Narcissism never ceases to amaze me. I cant WAIT to hear more about this manifesto she wrote in jail, when she claims she was suicidal and wilting with low self esteem. Thats what battered women are thinking about after being arrested for a crime they supposedlybdont remember commiting. 🙄

  3. Robin, forget the calculus problem… if she could even work out a couple of fractions from 8th grade , it would be amazing….she is articulate , I will give her that , but most con artists are articulate…. she is truly ….. a moron , and a killer… Poor Travis…

    • Posted by Denise on April 19, 2013 at 6:18 am

      Yes it’s paifully obvious she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed…..her dumb ass is the only one who thinks different.

  4. Posted by shena on April 13, 2013 at 12:23 pm

    This made me laugh til I scared my rabbit. I envisioned Einstein actually doing these things.

  5. Posted by Lexi on April 14, 2013 at 3:40 am

    I am convinced her IQ is equal to Albert’s ….after he took his dirt nap

  6. Posted by Judy McMackin on April 14, 2013 at 3:35 pm

    Has anyone heard if Jodi’s IQ was ever released. She’s Einstein in her alternate universe where the Dick Samuels said she goes sometimes. I think she spends most of her time there.

  7. Posted by barb on April 16, 2013 at 9:11 am

    just catching up on these blogs really enjoying the writing total entertainment

  8. Again. F’ing BRILLIANT.

  9. Posted by haley on April 19, 2013 at 10:58 am

    her IQ was tested she scored a 119 which is above the norm BUT she only scored high in the area of words and being able to comprehend stuff! So basically all it says is she is smart enough to manipulate words to fit what she needs or she read the dictionary front to back!

  10. It’s funny!!! Keep up the good work.team Martinez.ta probably laughing Fr.above n looking down..

  11. Yeah, she was so smart she let everybody and their mother bang her in the ass and leave.

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