Jenny Makes a Great Accidental Prosecutor

-Bazzaro Arizona

Sophomore debate club captain and Homecoming Queen contender Jenny Wilmott inadvertently turned into a stellar asset for the prosecution today, when she continued her clumsy, snarky cross examination of psychologist Janeen DeMarte. Some of the highlights: 

1. Shrill Empress of Smug Jenny is unexpectedly learning all kinds of things about psychology from DeMarte as a result of her own misinformed questions. So far she’s been schooled about licensing laws, testing methods, terminology, and manners. And Jenny no likey being corrected, especially by a professional whose cage cannot be rattled despite all her best sophomoric efforts. Who would’ve thought a clinical psychologist who understands the inner workings of the brain would know how to play an immature catty female like a fiddle? Derrrrrrp!

2. Not the hippocampus again…The word alone gives me painful flashbacks to Richard “Boss Hogg” Samuels’ traumatic testimony. Shudder. After a feeble attempt at sparring over brain chemistry, Jenny actually asked if Janeen ever examined Stabby’s hippocampus to determine if it was irregular. When Janeen answered no, Jenny implied it was somehow professionally irresponsible not to do so. Which is really ironic since her own expert didn’t do it either. Derrrrrrp!

3. Then the mad-cat-with-a-law degree climbed the walls shrieking for awhile over executive functions of the brain shutting down during trauma. During her utterly inept diatribe, she managed to establish (with attitude) not once, not twice, not “thrice,” but four whole times, that Stabby demonstrated higher level functions by cleaning up the crime scene, removing weapons, deleting pictures of Travis being killed, and throwing the camera in the washing machine to destroy evidence. Derrrrrrp!!

4. Then she contradicted her own client’s testimony. Stabby Einstein previously told the jury she “didn’t even remember pulling the trigger,” and that the gun just went off when she pulled it on a menacing Travis in the closet. Then the convenient fog immediately set in, and didn’t lift until hours later when Stabby noticed blood on her hand and (according to DeMarte) immediately concluded she murdered him. Whiny Wilmott whined whinily, “But she REMEMBERED having to shoot Travis, and him falling on top of her. So wouldn’t it be a logical conclusion?” 


Reeeeeaaaaally, Jenny? She REMEMBERS Travis falling on top of her? Thanks for that incriminating revelation that totally contradicts her amnesia blackout. Derpitty derrrrrp!!!!

5. When Jenny called the psychologist out into the schoolyard for a stern scolding over her BPD diagnosis, DeMarte calmly divulged a nice plethora of new examples to defend her assessment. Apparently Stabby had a number of phony jobs in her life. The creepiest: child caretaker. Just like her long lost twin sister Casey Anthony!! Derpitty derp derp derrrrrrrp! 

6. Jenny must’ve gotten into some meth-laced catnip over lunch, because she really upped the b*tch switch when she got back. DeMarte brought up Stabby physically abusing her own mother, and Jenny hissed, “You just wanted to throw that out there, that she hit her mother?” The hypocrisy is rich, considering her entire case is “throwing things out there” about Travis. Herpitty derp derp derpitty derrrrp! 

7. Since we’re on the topic of hypocrisy….So about that Valentine’s Day email Stabby Einstein authored, detailing her rage issues… According to Jenny the Intolerable, Janeen shouldn’t assume it was true, because she wasnt there when it was written to confirm context. But LaViolette can spend weeks on the stand doing that very thing to Travis. Herpa derpa der derpitty derp derrrrrrp! 

8. Sometimes after listening to Jenny’s questions, DeMarte looks like she’s thinking, “Which one of us is stoned right now?” 

9. Heavy D Nurmi is still practicing for that Barcalounger. 

10. Jenny forgot to bring her psycho My Twin doll Jodi’s coloring books and crayons to court today, and Stabby was bored senseless. 

11. Derrrrrrrrrrpp! 


191 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by pc on April 18, 2013 at 5:27 pm

    Anxiously awaited your blog for today…you never disappoint…great laughs

  2. Posted by Donna on April 18, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    You really need to write a book…it would be a best-seller!

  3. Posted by Francine on April 18, 2013 at 5:47 pm

    But egg, where is the pitbull and jury questions?

  4. Posted by Paula Karr on April 18, 2013 at 5:53 pm

    My favorite part of the day was when JW asked if it would not have been appropriate to do some follow-up on Travis’ e-mails to determine what he meant by what he wrote. JD responded that she couldn’t follow follow-up, because Travis is dead. And the JW actually said, “So you can’t confirm information with a dead person, right?”

    Just to be sure, I looked up “stupid” in the dictionary. Sure enough, there was JW’s picture!

    I also think it was thoughtful of JW to try to save us Maricopa County residents some money by having the psychologist answer detailed questions about how to delete pictures from a camera – mental health and tech support, all rolled up in one!

    • Posted by 4 EYES on April 19, 2013 at 6:27 am

      Paula, that was my favorite moment, as well. Dr. DeMarte’s reply and Jen-Jen’s smile revealed that FINALLY, someone had solved that riddle for her….8-)

      • Posted by One who sees on April 19, 2013 at 12:27 pm

        How about when she expected the good Doctor, to be some sort of hand writing specialist/expert.

        • Posted by Rose on April 19, 2013 at 3:11 pm

          I’m no writing expert, either, but I thought the handwriting did look different on that test. Was it suppose to look the same? I was confused by that. I thought Samuels was suppose to have written out the answers to the entire test on that yellow legal pad.

    • Posted by Deidre Lee on April 19, 2013 at 8:19 am

      Lord save us all. This Wilmont person is doing a good job of being as magnificent as Juan Martinez…and failing worse and worse. Her voice makes me cringe.

    • Posted by Rose on April 19, 2013 at 3:09 pm

      RE: Just to be sure, I looked up “stupid” in the dictionary. Sure enough, there was JW’s picture!

      Girl, that had me laughing so hard my husband thought I’d lost it!!

  5. Love, Love Love! But you forgot to mention J-LowBlow’s brilliant question to Dr. DeSmarty about her irresponsible neglect of failing to question the murder victim. 😦

  6. A fellow Sleuther posted this and I am glad I clicked on the link.. You are BANG ON!! LOL, I almost peed myself laughing!

  7. Posted by noor on April 18, 2013 at 6:36 pm

    I just love reading your blog!
    Did you hear JW ask Dr. Desmarty when jodi tells the Dr something,
    The Dr. tells her that’s what she wrote down because that’s what jodi told her, (lies).

    Then Willmott wants to know why the Dr. did not go back to jodi to verify what jodi told her.

  8. Posted by Kate Wilder on April 18, 2013 at 6:50 pm

    I just cannot believe what an excellent writer you are! As a writer myself, you’re amazing. I laugh so loud from start to finish. Where are you in the world by the way? Thanks for this. Its incredible!

  9. Posted by Kate Wilder on April 18, 2013 at 6:58 pm

    Hi again — You’ve got to work in today’s classic comedic moment when Jenny asks, “So when somebody’s not alive, you can’t get any information from them, is that what you mean?”
    Dr. D’s eyes almost pop out of her head as she tries to compose herself, “Well … thaaat’s correct, because they are not alive.” OMG. That was worth getting through all the shrieking. lol.

    • Posted by LOLO on April 19, 2013 at 9:30 am

      I swear I almost fell off my couch.

    • Posted by Bernadette on April 19, 2013 at 11:08 pm

      agreed! the “soooooo! you’re telling us that you can’t get information from a person who is not alive” thing was the best! Wilmot even smiled as if she was experiencing a “gotcha” moment!

  10. Posted by Andrea on April 18, 2013 at 6:59 pm

    (applause! applause!) Now that I’ve become a ginormous fan, salivating daily for your blog, spreading & posting word of this page to whomever will listen and can state unequivocally that I am familiar now with your comical voice, I have come to the conclusion that you are indeed a female. Yep, no one could write from a perspective such as yours if you weren’t a woman. A very, very, VERY wonderfully funny woman.
    Now I can repost my 1st sentence from my 1st comment with clarification:
    I BOW to you, Mam! Outstanding work. Absolutely magnificent!

  11. Posted by L.O. on April 18, 2013 at 7:03 pm

    Gawd!!! I rarely do blogs……..but this one??? To do without it,,, is like having a day….instead of a happy day….lol Luv it!!

  12. Posted by julie brown on April 18, 2013 at 7:26 pm

    I’m hooked. Your no holds barred wit while delivering accurate and piercing commentary are a delight. The fascination with human psyche, psychology, drama, etc. have lured us all into this mire. Now I skip watching it and read your blog first, then watch what I want online. It’s actually alot funner to read your blog first. A sincere Thank you, and please keep writing! Always!

  13. Let us not forget the scenario the defense attorney laid out…Jodi shot Travis…Travis fell on top of Jodi (not quite what Jodi said but…)…Jodi squirms out of the way….and then…drum roll here…because this we haven’t heard….according to this defense attorney…Jodi runs down the hall! Really??? If she had just shot Travis, had not yet gotten the gun, but was running down the hallway…yet again…why didn’t she leave this time? Just wondering if perhaps that fog is contagious.

    • Posted by i_got_solutions on April 19, 2013 at 4:59 am

      I picked up on that too! Nobody can keep their lies straight anymore!

  14. Posted by Erin on April 18, 2013 at 7:26 pm

    I have become a huge fan of your blog. It is so right on the money of the personality traits! Your nicknames are priceless! So in addition to having to wait for court on Tuesday, have to wait for yo
    ur histarical take on the court happpenings!
    Do you think Stabby’s lesbian lover Donavan relayss your blog to Einstein in the big house?

  15. Posted by Redrelaxed on April 18, 2013 at 7:27 pm

    Faaaaaaaaabulous as always Eggy!
    JD has demonstrated tremendous class the last couple days on the stand… which naturally has been lost/wasted (take yer pick) on the wanna be homecoming queen.
    Found it interesting to watch the split screen today when St. Jodi of Arias was nodding along with DeMarte’s conclusions re: BPD.
    And am I the only one who noticed she morphed into a mini demarte overnight??!!!

    • Posted by a on April 19, 2013 at 5:14 am

      yeah.i was looking out for that…weird as hell…

      • Posted by Ria on April 19, 2013 at 11:30 am

        I noticed that also, she seemed to have foundation on because her skin tone was even and her hair was very glowing and healthy looking…no more pinned back, elementary school hairdo.

        • yes, stabby morphs into who she wants to be (but never could be) at the time-thats what psychopaths do-they are chameleons. And you have to remember, Dr. D said the day before how immature and childish the evil one is-so she wanted to be more adult-like. I also think she is so jealous of Dr. D because in her eyes, that should be HER up there!!!

        • Posted by fillymj on April 21, 2013 at 6:34 pm

          Along with the foundation & hair her shirt buttons are getting lower & lower. One more button undone and her bra will be showing. Barf.

  16. oops…my mistake…she had supposedly not yet gotten the knife!

  17. I think we should all thank Jenny for opening every. single. door. (but not Einstein’s backdoor, that give’s Alyce the vapors and SHE IS NOT AN ORGASM EXPERT, thank you very much) for Juan to talk all about all the stalkin’ and theivin’ and Booty Callin’ on the plane back from TA’s memorial service Einstein was involved in. Oh, and Einstein crawling behind T’s Xmas tree for a snooze. Cause that’s totes something battered women do. Stabby Elf on the Shelf…SHE’S ALWAYS WATCHING! AND STALKING! AND MONITORING ALL COMPUTER ACTIVITY!

    Thanks Jenny!

  18. Straight up. Would love for Jenny to read this shit. Perhaps a bit more hair loss caused, but perhaps she’d know how to approach the next hand pick State witness rather than looking like a 5th grader arguing over a boy with a 7th grader. Sorry Jenny, you’re the 5th grader, and have been this entire trial.

  19. Posted by D.Murphy on April 18, 2013 at 7:32 pm

    OMG that’s great whatever your making it’s not enough. Just 3 days of reading your posts and i am a huge fan. Can’t think of a better way to get a laugh . The previous poster that said you should do a book was right on .. PLEASE do a book a really big one.

  20. Just more fabulously astute observations from Eggtree!

    Love it, as always!!! *mwah*

  21. Posted by Jackie on April 18, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    U r hilarious keep it up

  22. Posted by mcgee on April 18, 2013 at 7:46 pm

    I love your scrambled egg brain!!!!!!!! people watching/listening are the greatest forms of entertainment ever!!!!!!!! you belong on the Colbert Report team!

  23. Yup, you nailed it Egg!
    I brought this over from the last post:
    Note to Wilma: Yes, it is true that you can not receive information, interview, or talk to a dead person, BECAUSE THEY ARE DEAD!! AH,HAHAHAHA!!!! What a flipping tard!!!
    OMG, I spit out my coffee hearing that one today! The look on Janeen’s face was priceless!! 🙂
    And, not only did Wilwon’t ask her once, she asked her TWICE!!! DOUBLE DERPP!!!
    I really felt like slapping her through the TV screen.
    Did you catch the ass show with that suit she had on today? She must drink her calories for dinner.
    Soon, it will be over, maybe, hopefully, soon.

    • Posted by nanato8 on April 19, 2013 at 4:20 am

      Someone on WS commented on JW’s suit being so pretty. I can’t stand to here her talk but I watched a little of the life feed and noticed one time when she was going up to have something stapled that from the side her butt looked really big in that suit. I wonder how the court stenographer can type JW’s words I never heard anyone speak that fast. Note to JW maybe a little less Red Bull would be a good thing if nothing else for the sake of the poor court stenographer’s fingers.

      • Posted by nanato8 on April 19, 2013 at 4:22 am

        hear her talk.

      • Posted by Daryl Nelson on April 19, 2013 at 10:30 am

        I immediately thought of Ms Wiggans character on the Carol Burnett Show when I seen her in that suit. Lol

      • Posted by Rose on April 19, 2013 at 3:19 pm

        My grandson noticed Willmott’s big booty! I had not but he’s 17! LOL Maybe her suit got a little snug over the last few months taking in all the crap JA feeds her!!

    • Posted by lauren on April 19, 2013 at 9:50 am

      I know, I cannot believe JW followed up to confirm that Travis is not alive and therefore JD could not confirm his statements. JD is licensed to practice psychology, not licensed to talk to dead people!

  24. I Your blog is not only hilarious but spot on! I am so happy I found you.

  25. Posted by Anonamoose on April 18, 2013 at 7:49 pm

    My thoughts eggsactly!
    Btw I understand Willmont instructs criminal defense lawyers, do you happen to know if f the Evelynn Woodhead School for Cognitive Impaired Lawyers has an office in or near Mesa AZ?

  26. Posted by Valerie on April 18, 2013 at 8:05 pm

    Hysterical! I wish we could send your list to the jury lol ahhhhh if only

  27. Posted by Roz Smith on April 18, 2013 at 8:27 pm

    OMG, I have not laughed so hard in years, have to cross my legs. I just love the names and how you have the ability with words to express your thoughts & humor of this trial .So over the top wth side splitting thoughts & humor. The pictures you create in the mind is priceless.

  28. Posted by Michelle on April 18, 2013 at 8:45 pm

    You are truly a gifted person. I look forward to what you have to say after every trial day. On the internet I come across so many people out there who THINK they are funny and are not. You however are freakin’ hilarious. So glad I found this site.

  29. Posted by gabby on April 18, 2013 at 9:05 pm

    Wilma also pointed out that Jodi remembers running back up that 12ft hallway…contradicting Jodi.

  30. I stumbled on your blog yesterday by accident…I think it was posted on Facebook by someone. I have to say, I laughed my A$$ off and couldn’t wait for todays installment. I went back in time to review past days…you are hysterically gifted! Thank you so much, I’m now a fan!!

  31. Posted by Gracerv7 on April 18, 2013 at 9:48 pm

    So happy I found your blog! I find myself a bit obsessed wih this trial and I love your take on it. Makes me laugh out loud every time!

  32. Someone on HuffPost listed your link and I’ll be forever grateful. Thank you for taking the time to watch the proceedings and then write this stellar blog. I’ll not miss a day hence. You MUST have a party when this is over. A virtual party and we’ll all come and toast you.

  33. Posted by Jeanne Davis on April 18, 2013 at 10:15 pm

    Savor your blog like a good bottle of wine; get changed out of work clothes , comfy on the couch, work done for the day, and then the reward. Read and laugh my a$& off! Thank you.

  34. I wonder if the jury are rolling their eyes? 😉

  35. Posted by adrianadalba on April 18, 2013 at 11:04 pm

    Eggy, excellent as usual! and I am so happy to see that so many people is starting to follow your awesome blog. We all love it!!!!

  36. Posted by lexi on April 19, 2013 at 12:17 am

    Side splitting!!! Love it!!!!!

  37. Posted by Mary Lechien on April 19, 2013 at 1:31 am

    Love it, love it love it! You should write a book! I would read it!

  38. How about when Wilmont WHispered “Bitch” as she was gathering papers to give to the psychologist. I heard it, Jodi heard it (She looked up) and if the Jury heard it I imagine they will be asking the question of why when its their turn. Did you hear it too??? They played it on Nancy Grace and the only other word that rhymes with Bitch is itch or ditch…Lol…Wonder if we heard her right?

    • Posted by Patty Cake on April 22, 2013 at 10:11 pm

      I heard Willmutt call DrSmarty a bitch while she was going through her papers with her head down. I know Grodi Jodi heard it, but Whale Nurmi didn’t. I also know Mr. Juanderful didn’t cause he would of objected. I record every trial day just for things like this. Willmutt is a sore looser. I just found this blog site today and its so funny l almost peed my pants. Thanks for the good laughs, it makes day from all this bs that the defense dream team is trying spuid.

  39. Posted by kati on April 19, 2013 at 2:26 am

    Well said! Can’t wait to read future blogs!

  40. ok this is the first blog I have ever seen. Can it b automatically sent to my fb page so I can read all ur new talented writtings. I can only half way use my fb n email n pretty good @ google. Thats all the tech I know. Please help me sign up to get these updates

  41. All I have to say is hahahahaha! that was good and seems to have summed up yet another day in court!!!

  42. Posted by a bystander on April 19, 2013 at 3:03 am

    I thought Jodi said she didn’t remember anything after Travis fell on her and was clawing at her clothes.

    Great laugh once again Egg, keep it up.

  43. Posted by Nikki Wheeler on April 19, 2013 at 3:22 am

    Just brilliant!!! Please carry on! 🙂

  44. Posted by Shurt on April 19, 2013 at 4:45 am

    I love, love, love your blogs! Thank you!

  45. Posted by sunnybuck631 on April 19, 2013 at 4:46 am

    This Blog is a Good View of this Trial !!!! I Enjoy Them ALL !!!!

  46. I am eternally grateful to someone (?) for providing a link to this blog. Truly laughed out loud!!!! hahahahhahaaha STILL laughing! 100% correct in your observations….

  47. OMG, you are so funny i nearly peed my pants ! I missed most of the trial today so the info. you provided was great ! I cant believe Wilma had the nerve and insensivity to ask Dr.Desmarty why she didnt follow up with Travis about the text messages, what a cold bi&^h !!!! And little miss smarty pants blew stabby Einstiens cover about remembering things after her bogus claim of shooting Travis first !! AHAHAHAHAHA that is priceless ! Your viewers are also pretty funny ! Has anybody else noticed since the public have been commenting that stabby has been trying to look like Wilma and mimicking her , that Wilma dyed her hair a lighter color or just got highlights ahhhhhahahaha Wilma doesnt want to look like that washed up psycho !!! And what was with the outfit the 5th grader was wearing today ? Did she think she has to compete with Dr.Desmarty or something? Sorry homecoming queen wanna be hate to tell you but no go,u look ridiculous like ur going out on a sleezy date, with that skin tight outfit ,that she was too big for , i thought her butt was going to pop through any minute i would of lmao if it did ! Wilma is trying to sound like she knows what she is talking about shes confusing the jury (not good for her df team) and she’s making a fool out of herself, she just looks like shes going “nahnanananaaaa , i understand your line of woooork , look at me im smarrrrt “, its so funny, and Dr. Desmarty just sits back and goes ” your confused, or your confusing the terms, or i didnt use that because it doesnt apply ” , with all the confidence in the world hahahahaha , its beautiful ! Oh and by the way Wilma , Dr. Desmarty was a champion volleyball player , she pobabley has a rock hard and FIT BODY , UN LIKE YOU !! SORRY BUT THE TRUTH HURTS, OH YA & WHILE WERE SPEAKING TRUTH HERE , YOUR CLIENT IS A PYSCHOPATH COLDBLOODED KILLER , THATS MAKING YOU AND FRED FLINSTONE LOOK LIKE FOOLS , JUST IN CASE YOU DIDNT GET THE MEMO !!!!!!

  48. Posted by Roger Malick on April 19, 2013 at 5:25 am

    Love your comments. My first time on this site.

  49. Posted by thedr on April 19, 2013 at 5:30 am

    Very entertaining and I can’t wait for more. Did you notice Stabby was mimicking Dr D today, creepy

  50. Posted by VictimsVoice on April 19, 2013 at 5:32 am

    Are you related to Nora Ephron by any change?? You must be as you write just as brilliantly as she did, miss her. Love love love your column. Keep up the good work, so many of us need it after sitting through the daily events in Phoenix. Rock On.

  51. Posted by Jorja on April 19, 2013 at 5:43 am

    what a great discovery!! love your blog posts!! I belly laughed at the whole “Stabby Einstein” name – accurate, sarcastic and hilarious!

  52. Posted by Cindy on April 19, 2013 at 5:44 am

    Love this!!! Keep them coming you just entertained my whole morning. Jenn Jenn will NEVER be Juan.

  53. Posted by Lisa bonge on April 19, 2013 at 6:07 am

    Awesome! Stabbey, bitch switch and Heavy D. . .some of my favorites.

  54. Posted by Kathleen Oldfield on April 19, 2013 at 6:08 am

    I absolutely love, love, love the way your mind works! I almost wish this interminable trial would go on even more so that I can howl with laughter at your spot on musings! Brilliant stuff!

  55. Posted by Monroe on April 19, 2013 at 6:12 am

    It is so great to be able to come to your blog after the stress of watching this judicial debacle and laugh, and to obtain validation that I am not the crazy one (but suspect I may end up with PTSD after this and have to contact “Boss Hogg” for diagnosis – yikes!). Thank you!

  56. Posted by Lynne Smith on April 19, 2013 at 6:17 am

    Perfect assessment. Love it

  57. Posted by 4 EYES on April 19, 2013 at 6:32 am

    Egg, my first visit to your blog had me ROFLMAOPMP…I love the Stabby Einstein nickname…got you bookmarked now,….8-)

  58. Posted by Kim Moore on April 19, 2013 at 6:40 am

    Love your Blog! You are amazing. Keep up this great work! Justice for Travis! One thing that bothers me is that Dr. DeMarte’s house was broken into on 2/6/13 and one of the things taken was her lap top computer that had Jodi’s evaluation on it. She was listed as a prosecution witness for 2 yrs before the trial. The police found it very suspicious that this robbery happened when this was a trial in progress.

  59. This is amazing! I have never followed a blog before, but you have totally won me over with your wit and tremendous insights. You are brilliant!

  60. Posted by Judy Morris on April 19, 2013 at 6:43 am

    Awesome blog!

  61. Haha. This is great!

  62. Posted by Jeane on April 19, 2013 at 6:55 am

    You are hilarious with this brilliant trial replay. I’ve enjoyed the last 2 reports and look forward to more.

    WillSnot…should have her license ripped away after this trial! Asking JDM if she can’t confirm information with (Travis) ‘a dead man’ was the height of stupidity. She should hang her head in shame and her law school may revolke her law degree!

    WillSnot may have a drunk weekend when it dawns on her she looked incompetent. She’s proved she’s a resident of Crazy Town and future clients may beg the court to remove her from their case.

  63. Posted by Laura Jeffreys on April 19, 2013 at 7:00 am

    Love your blog! I will continue to follow! Wild referred me!

  64. Posted by Lee Wright on April 19, 2013 at 7:01 am

    First time I have read your blog, you are spot on…. love your names for the characters, Dr.Dsmarty, Stabby Einstein, Wilma…..really funny….. Wilma is really making a fool of herself trying to get one over on Dr. Dsmarty… that woman is awesome…. I had to force myself to listen because I can’t stand JW shrill voice, and she really should stop trying to come over like Juan Martinez, by the way, that man is my new hero, just love him…. justice for Travis……

  65. “Stabby Einstein”….oh my god, you are hilarious! Cannot wait for next blog! LOVE IT!

  66. Posted by Teresa Van Calligan on April 19, 2013 at 7:07 am

    I just put you in my “favorites” tab to access everyday! Hilarious and spot on observations. Your fan’s replies are brilliant as well – ass show – that’s priceless.

  67. Posted by karen on April 19, 2013 at 7:13 am

    Oh my gosh, you are HILARIOUS!!!! Please keep keeping us “informed” 😉

  68. Posted by Patty on April 19, 2013 at 7:29 am

    Brilliant! Original, funny, enormously entertaining! Thank you so much!

  69. The. best. ever. Reading here is like opening Christmas presents and each one is just what you always wanted. Problem: I have derrps in my brain and I am afraid they will become vocalized in my everyday life. Ex. Neighbor makes stupid complaint. I say “Derrrrrppppp.” and walk away.

  70. Posted by Bibi on April 19, 2013 at 7:37 am

    Hate it when they compare Dr D looks to Stabby. What an insult. So they both have long dark hair ! Period. Dr D is a beautiful woman. Jodi? Please has anyone really taken a look at her without her makeup and
    Fake hair? Please stop comparing this educated beautiful professional woman to this
    Useless piece of sh t. It’s insulting. HLN
    Reporters need some other sensationalism
    To report on. Not insulting this Doctor.

  71. Posted by kathy on April 19, 2013 at 7:38 am

    Wow:) I really enjoyed reading this. I love all the names and ur recap of court was great.!!!~ Good Job:)

  72. Nice! I enjoyed the many, many times DeMarte tried to give additional information and JW tried to play Juan Martinez and snapped we are not talking about reality any more, we have moved on to my next question…..cause I just realized how stupid I sounded. And when she didn’t like Demarte’s answers and would cut her off snapping “that was a yes or no question” when she didn’t ask a yes or no question. She has a great future as a public defender where the clients have no choice but to use her.

    • Posted by jp on April 19, 2013 at 12:21 pm

      Actually, I read somewhere that before becoming a defense atty., Ms Wilmott was a public defender. Does anyone know?jgp.crowe@gmail.comB

      • Posted by Polk8dot on April 30, 2013 at 6:59 am

        Yes, I read that she ‘joined Arizona’s Public Defenders’ Office’ straight out of law school. It sounded like she was such a sh!tty lawyer right off the bat, she could not get a job at any established law firm, hence the PDO.
        Only recently has she decided to also hang her own shingle of an ‘independent attorney’, but she’s still mainly getting her clientele from the PDO (of which there are like 4 different organisations in AZ!).
        For the life of me I cannot imagine her making it one her own, EVER!
        She is totally incompetent, stupid, rude, unprofessional and uninformed. Or rather, informed just little enough to imagine herself, with her delusions of grandeur, to be an expert on any given subject, and thus do much more damage to her own case than someone who respects their adversary.
        Just who I’d want to represent me if ever need be ***eyeroll***

        HOW did she ever get a law degree???
        HOW did she ever pass the bar???

        Can’t stand her for all the bit@hy ploys and immature snarls. She is perfect for Stabby Einstein though. Two little, mean, emotionally stunted, delusional haters.

    • Posted by jp on April 19, 2013 at 12:25 pm

      Actually, I read somewhere that before becoming a defense atty., Ms Wilmott was a public defender. Does anyone know?jgp.crowe@gmail

  73. Posted by toywhtie on April 19, 2013 at 7:49 am

    and let’s not forget that “Gidget” aka Wilmot helped bring out of Dr. D that Jodi hid behind Travis’s Christmas tree, stole “his” ring, (which turns out to be the engagement ring he bought for Linda), and the email that says she kicked in door, broke windows, etc. Let’s hope this jury gets it – otherwise there is NO justice! Thanks for the great read.

  74. Posted by Lorraine on April 19, 2013 at 7:52 am

    Thanks! Great blog. Have you bookmarked. Love the nickname Stabby Einstein.

  75. Posted by ChraleyQ on April 19, 2013 at 8:21 am

    Your blogs are PRICELESS…thank you for the laughable TRUTH!

  76. Posted by Marilyn Kesten on April 19, 2013 at 8:30 am

    I’m sorry I didn’t see this blog sooner. Very funny stuff!

  77. Posted by JC on April 19, 2013 at 8:32 am

    Ha-ha! Hopefully the jury sees Stabby for the conniving sociopathic monster she is and she gets the DP.

    The defense tactics are disgusting. Pathetic that the judge doesn’t have better control of her courtroom and shut them down a long time ago.

    Seems very odd that somebody can lie like Stabby, and the prosecution has to spend all that time trying to disprove the various lies. Why do they have to even address that sort of misdirection?
    Why not just focus on Stabby’s actions as a rejected borderline? She went there to kill him, and all else is irrelevant.

    I think that last picture of him sitting down in the shower was him terrified because she said she was acting really weird and he knew something was very very wrong. Look at the expression in his eyes, it looks fearful to me.

    Nothing Travis ever said to her excuses her premeditated murder and subsequent calculated cover-up. She planned this for quite a while, and really thought it all out.
    Covered it up as long as she could, lies like that other sociopath casey anthony does.

  78. Posted by Deramichle on April 19, 2013 at 8:39 am

    OMG!!! Why did you end this? I want more!!! That was a brilliant recount!!!!

  79. Posted by Tracy Tarte on April 19, 2013 at 9:09 am

    First time reading and loved it!!! Wilmott reminds mean of one of the mean snobby girls that you may have went to high school with that bullied others… Just saying.. but I loved the article. Dr. Demarte is way smarter than her. She looked like she was assessing her will Wilmott was asking questions. lol can’t wait to read more!!

  80. Posted by LOLO on April 19, 2013 at 9:31 am

    Love, Love, Love It. I will be following all the time. So right on. I am diggin this blog big time.

  81. Posted by Jill Allen on April 19, 2013 at 9:44 am

    Love your blog. You may be the next Pioneer Woman! I am definitely hooked. You put into words all the nonsense so many of us feel as we watch this trial.

  82. Posted by Cindy A. on April 19, 2013 at 9:55 am

    Than you for this! I would love it if you wrote a book about your take on this case! It would be a national bestseller and I would be among the first in line to buy it!

  83. Posted by Anna on April 19, 2013 at 9:57 am

    That is the funniest thing I think I’ve ever read. You highlighted some points I noticed as well, that I haven’t seen anyone else comment on. Bravo, encore and nice to meet you! I will definitely be back. Thanks again for giving my tummy muscles a good work out with all my ROTFLOL!

  84. Posted by skyler1 on April 19, 2013 at 9:58 am

    You are awesome. Love your writing and your perfect portrayal of all involved. You’ve been added to my favorites. Rock on!

  85. Posted by Parker McArthur on April 19, 2013 at 10:52 am

    After this, JenJen will be off to South Africa to defend Oscar “There’s an Intruder in My Loo” Pistorius.

  86. Posted by Maya on April 19, 2013 at 10:55 am

    This is SO epic, I absolutely love your blog!! It’s a great ab workout as well. 😀

  87. Posted by Jaime on April 19, 2013 at 11:14 am

    This blog is AWESOME!! I’m going to share this with EVERYONE that I know that is following this trial!! We want more!!! Justice for Travis!

  88. Posted by pammypam73 on April 19, 2013 at 11:19 am

    I just about died after I read this, lol!!! So freakin funny and you are spot on, I love it. Finally a sense of humor to go along with this trial that has been taking forever!!!!! Thank you 🙂

  89. Posted by Ria on April 19, 2013 at 11:33 am

    Love love love your blog! I am laughing so hard over here, must remember not to drink anything while reading your posts though:) It ends up all over my laptop.

  90. Just found your blog, and absolutely love it! Keep up the good work!

  91. Posted by Felicia on April 19, 2013 at 11:48 am

    You are a breath of fresh air !!! Love reading your take on things. I can’t wait to read more !!

  92. Posted by Roe on April 19, 2013 at 12:31 pm

    The funniest part of this entire trial was when Wilma wanted to know if it was Jodi or Travis that deleted the photos on the camera. Hello, in the photos, Travis was shown dead.

  93. Posted by Tony Matthew on April 19, 2013 at 12:34 pm

    What a great discovery, this blog of yours! My anxiety level has reached all time threat levels watching defense attorneys and being unable to reach into the TV and gag them. This blog is wonderfully refreshing; adding the humorous take that we need in order to get through this travesty of justice.
    Something about Wednesday’s cross of DeMarte really baffled me: Willmott was carelessly and stupidly trying to accuse DeMarte of copyright rules!! HUH!! The point made that in copying the test materials it can then invalidate it if those test questions are made public. Isn’t that what the defense has done for ever and ever?? And Wilma is attempting to accuse DeMarte of copyright infringement????What the heck?
    Often it is abundantly evident the defense is watching HLN, various blogs, etc. because that is the “evidence” they use in trying to get yet another mistrial. With that being the case, doesn’t Wilma see the comments mocking her continual unorganized, fantasy based, la-la land method of defense questioning?

    • Posted by Paula Karr on April 19, 2013 at 3:16 pm

      Yeah, that made as much sense as challenging DeMarte on whether / how much she is paid for her time in court. I live in Maricopa County. I’m of the opinion that we made DeMarte less than we paid just for LaViolette’s bathroom breaks and time spent going to get her glasses and turn off her cell phone. Any many we spent on DeMarte was a bargain. Any money we spent on Laviolette and Samuels may as well have been flushed down the toilet.

  94. Posted by Savana on April 19, 2013 at 12:41 pm

    ILol’d. and agreed wirh everything on here. It should also be pointed out that on derp #4, “stabby” testified that she didnt think the bullet actually hit Travis, she thought it hit the wall and Travis was going to be even more upset, yet Jenny told Dr.Demarte “by her own admission Jodi remembers shooting Travis, right? and falling on top of her, right? so its not a big leap, right?” proving either Jenny mis-spoke or Stabby did admit to her that she remembers shooting Travis and lied on the stand and Jenny oppsied.

  95. Posted by Ellie on April 19, 2013 at 12:57 pm

    Love this! Thank you!!

  96. Posted by Donna on April 19, 2013 at 1:24 pm

    Well, let’s hope the members of the jury are as intuitive . . . me of little faith!

  97. Posted by Debbie Piercey on April 19, 2013 at 1:43 pm

    Great post! Very interesting observations. This trial is absolutely crazy!

  98. Posted by Dannie on April 19, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    You are awesome !

  99. Posted by eve737 on April 19, 2013 at 1:59 pm

    Hi. New member here. Not only enjoyable, but educational, as well. It is a shame they won’t allow much of the ” common sense” knowledge into the trial

  100. Posted by susan davis on April 19, 2013 at 2:03 pm

    Omg! I could not stop laughing!!! this assessment is so freaking true of how it went down. I am surprised that Demarte did not come out and say “are you sure you know what your doing”?! cause listening to Wilmont, made my head/teeth hurt. The expert, cannot be rattled! ding, ding, ding!! game over!

    • Posted by Paula Karr on April 19, 2013 at 4:27 pm

      I think that’s why DeMarte kept saying, “AS I SAID BEFORE,” and “AS I EXPLAINED EARLIER . . . ” Code talk for “you are SO dim!”

  101. Posted by eve737 on April 19, 2013 at 2:05 pm

    Prejudice. To me, the knife AND gun at the crime scene didn’t seem so strange, after finding out that one the day of her arrest, there was a bigger gun and 2 knives found in the trunk of her 2nd rental car.

  102. Posted by Misty on April 19, 2013 at 2:14 pm

    OMG, I was laughing so hard reading this. I thought Bruce Willis taught us that dead people can talk? Maybe Jenny will call him as the next bogus expert!

    • Posted by Ria on April 20, 2013 at 6:21 am

      LOL Misty, she’ll probably claim that all Alyce LaViolette’s years of experience have taught her how to speak with dead people and she was personally able to interview Travis.

  103. Posted by Cindy Lou on April 19, 2013 at 3:47 pm

    Watching this trial, sometimes I get all brain scrambled and feel I may be falling down the rabbit hole myself. Fortunately, I’ve bookmarked this blog for purposes of a hasty escape. Thanks Egg Tree News!

  104. Posted by bauergirl on April 19, 2013 at 3:54 pm

    You’re amazing! Heard about your blog from another admirer and was hooked after the very first paragraph. I have yet been able to read straight through an entry without having to repeatedly go back to re-read the sentences due to laughing uncontrollably and having to wipe away tears of laughter. Thanks for bringing a fun, slightly off side to this horrible crime as we seek justice for Travis.

  105. Posted by LorraineV on April 19, 2013 at 4:25 pm

    Thoroughly enjoy reading your blog, absolutely hysterical and spot on. I truly hope you are making a living writing comedy, or you are missing your calling! Bravo, maestro!

  106. Posted by Tricia on April 19, 2013 at 5:56 pm

    I love your sense of humor, your awesome ~ Thank you !!

  107. Posted by jenniferlyn on April 19, 2013 at 6:18 pm

    Thanks for the giggles….lauged so loud I scared the bejeebies out of my cat! =^.,.^=

  108. Posted by Juliana on April 19, 2013 at 7:43 pm

    I think homecoming queen Jenny must read your awesome blog. What happened to e bald spot? My guess is chia seeds or sprinkle on hair. What do you think??

    • Spray paint.

      • Posted by Juliana on April 21, 2013 at 7:41 pm

        Unless Stabby is helping her color it in with the contraband pencils she hides! Stabby says “Jenny boo, you braid my hair and I’ll color your bald spot!” Creeps! Stabby seriously looks like she wants to get her French on with Jenny when she leans over and whispers in her ear. It’s disgusting!

      • Posted by Patty Cake on April 22, 2013 at 10:50 pm

        That beacon of light almost blinded me. I know Willmutt has to be reading this blog or Fox Nation cause we blogged about that bald spot. The next day in court she had it covered up. I say she used shoe polish lol.

  109. Posted by Sabrina Bove on April 19, 2013 at 7:59 pm

    I have been following this trial from beginning.
    This is the funniest and most awsome blog…
    Lmfao @ calling Jodi “stabby”
    And you are spot on regarding your court room analysis
    Lmfao @ jodi coloring w crayons!!
    You rock

  110. Posted by BaltimoreJoe on April 19, 2013 at 8:18 pm

    Jodi may have a point regarding Travis’s anger issues…in a pinch, after a tough argument I could see the guy totally loosing it…I’m just sayin…..I’d bet on that fateful day he might have escalated all the way to maybe – “four hole wonder”!

    • Posted by Ria on April 20, 2013 at 6:19 am

      Google the autopsy photo’s…Jodi is the one who “totally lost it”. His neck is sliced down to the spine. She’s pure evil.

      • Posted by BaltimoreJoe on April 20, 2013 at 6:51 am

        Well guess you didn’t read to the end..i.e. In a rage T could probably muster enough to maybe call her a 4-hole wonder…escalation from 3-hole wonder and not very life threatening…
        NP though…when you have to explain the irony it was something else altogether.

  111. Posted by Pen on April 20, 2013 at 12:03 am

    Great blog thank you, enjoyed reading it and the replies. Did not see all the video of this section of the trial, so missed the “so you can’t talk to a person who is deceased” question by Ms Wilmont. Don’t think Ms Wilmont will ever live that one down.

  112. LOL I Love this blog.. there are so many truths in it its hilarious. Its priceless to see Jennifer WillMount make a complete fool of herself and whats funnier is she dont seem to be aware of it.. I love reading your thoughts

  113. Posted by Robina on April 20, 2013 at 6:17 am

    Sooo hilarious !

  114. Posted by Lollie Brown on April 20, 2013 at 7:04 am

    OMG so funny and yet soooooooooooooooo true, That was a breath of fresh air and ajolt to my funnybone. Thank You for your incredible sense of humor. Now lets get this girl of the streets and in a desth row cell

  115. Posted by EMMMAAR on April 20, 2013 at 9:51 am

    I “accidentally” happened upon this blog. after a tense, terrible few days in Boston–what a joy to find this snarky, intelligent homourous blog!! laughed till it hurt!!

  116. Posted by G Gallup on April 20, 2013 at 10:27 am

    Great reading. I need it after being thoroughly confused by JW questions. Keep up the good work.

  117. Love the commentary! All reported with a twist of snide!


  119. LOVE IT!!!!!

  120. Posted by Joni on April 20, 2013 at 2:11 pm

    Thank you for making me laugh over something that is so maddening at times..all that care so much about this trial really need some laughs… you’re above & beyond hilarious.

  121. I don’t know how in the world you come up with the things you do, but because I’ve become addicted to your witty and satirical blog entries, I had to go back and read them all!!! I love to write, but I could never even imagine being this creative. There’s such truth behind the humor that a very audible giggle escapes me with each post. Thanks a lot; my family is now convinced I should receive a pretty little “hug me” jacket and a cozy little padded room with multi-colored pills!! haha!!

    I’ve shown your blog to my co-worker and we neglected our job responsibilities to read a couple of your posts and she was just as impressed.

    So once again you’ve nailed Jenny and the entire cast of the “Stabby Einstein” show. I can’t wait for your next entry!!!

  122. Posted by Pets to Go on April 20, 2013 at 4:01 pm

    I look forward to your posts!

  123. Oh Egg,, You are so talented,, I have been gone for a week , and I had NO arias news… not one word.. No HLN….. BUT,, I have totally caught up tonight since reading your posts!!!! Thanks.. you are a hilarious and most imaginative true crime writer…. I am waiting for the book….

  124. Posted by Tammy on April 20, 2013 at 7:21 pm

    I am so glad you were sucked into this trial! I came here after the Casey Anthony verdict needing some comic relief. Missed you!

  125. Posted by marcie on April 21, 2013 at 2:07 am

    As always, your updates leave me belly-laughing! I followed your site all during the trial in Orlando (you know the one!) and was happy to see you were writing about this evil demon as well.
    There are some lines that make me LOL no matter how many times I’ve read it…(i.e. Boss Hogg and his jacked up teefs..) OMG, that’s one of the funniest lines ever!
    Hope you don’t mind, I shared your web address with trial followers at Websleuths..SO many replied to say they loved it..
    Thanks for what you do, and for sharing it with others who seek justice for the Alexander family. Your talent is amazing. Definitely one of the very first sites I check in the morning! 🙂

  126. Copied from Hal’s blog: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! 🙂

    alan freelance at 12:01 PM April 21, 2013

    By Alyce LaViolette. Available at fine bookstores everywhere.

    Chapter 1: The Mormon and the Floozie. Why every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

  127. Hey Carol,,,, I think I can one up you on the chapter !….. How about,,,,, Time heals all wounds…. and time wounds all heels!!!!!! Thanks Egg ,, this place is the best for us sufferers for truth and justice…. Love you Egg news…

  128. Posted by susan david on April 21, 2013 at 7:15 pm

    Great blog….bookmarked it for future laughs….thanks!

  129. I absolutely love these blogs!!! Bravo to the writer(s)! Should be on SNL or something!

  130. Posted by Cindy on April 21, 2013 at 10:06 pm

    Stabby and Jenny sound loosely like Ren and Stempy. Lol, keep em coming! Great Blog!

  131. I like Dr. Demarte, is good I believe everything she said about Jodi. I believe Jodi needs to be held accountable for her actions.

  132. Posted by mba on April 22, 2013 at 5:17 pm

    you are freaking hilarious!!!!! keep it going, you are on a great roll here! thanks a billion for sharing your wit and snark 😉

  133. Posted by Misty on April 23, 2013 at 11:12 am

    I need your help, a lot of people read your blog and I need to get the word for help. My 15 year old cousin was hit by a car last Monday the 15th and has been in a coma in Texas. He was able to be taken off the breathing tube and start on his own. Insurance is running out and because he isn’t responding quickly enough they are sending him home and not even to a facility to monitor things vital to his survival, without it it is a death sentence. It’s only been a week and insurance is going to dictate his survival, that isn’t right at least give the kid a chance, a week isn’t enough. If he was illegal the state would be covering this, it isn’t right. Can you help get the word out so maybe someone will get the picture and step in to help? Josh Odle is his name, you inspired me to start a blog to update people.

    Please help


  134. eggtacular series on this case. Brava eggie!

  135. Posted by jerrica on April 25, 2013 at 1:30 am

    You r amazing, I am always lmao and looking forward to your next posts…your friends are lucky, u must have them in stitches…XO

  136. Posted by Barb on April 25, 2013 at 10:54 am

    Poor Dr. DeMarte. Had she known she would be mocked mercilessly for her repeated use of the word “highlight” she could have consulted a Thesaurus!

  137. Posted by Laura Jeffreys on April 29, 2013 at 7:20 am

    So funny,!

  138. Posted by Carmen on May 3, 2013 at 12:35 pm

    I have never laughed so much as when I was reading this, this is purely priceless!!! I love it, and you must write some more!!!!

  139. Omg, i just started reading here @def arias trial. Whoever you are, i so appreciate and admire your commanding. (? of language !!! True, funny, sarcastic, whitty wordsmith!!! I believe i got the wordsmith term from you. Ive always loved telling a story w/ words, that really paints a picture. You do it better than anyone I’ve come across . Im lost even grasping the words to describe your unique style. Im curious how you would put words to exact your style?

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