-Bats in the Bell Tower, Arizona
Heavy D Nurmi was the one in time-out today. He grossed everyone out with his perverted cross exam of poor Deanna Reed and found himself in the doghouse. And as we all know, misery loves company, so naturally he joined Homecoming Queen contender Jenny in her dark emo-phase. They must have taken bong hits at her place last night, listening to Bauhaus while penning their collective woes in whiny poetry by the light of a candelabra. Nurmi obviously borrowed the CD and spent all night blasting it while in his dark place, because today he wore a pitch black suit and tie with a vampire-red shirt for his time-out session. So emo.
Then Juan recalled the medical examiner to refute Stabby’s contention that the gunshot came first. During his graphic testimony, Jenny posed her psycho My Twinn doll Jodi in a “sad” position and pulled the string that drops her head and makes her look like she’s crying behind curtains of hair.
Then sophomore debate club captain Jenny jumped back on the horse and cross-examined the M.E., since Heavy D was melted into his barcalounger in a cloud of self pity and pot smoke. Jenny shrieked a few questions and did a few snaps in Z-formation, and then sat her stupid a$$ down, and then Juan rested his case.
Juror #8 was dismissed for unknown reasons, leaving 15 staring at each other wondering who would be next.
Court is in recess until Wednesday, when the Emo Kids will present their sur-rebuttal and squeeze this cash cow for all they can.