Mr. Martinez Cooks a Hell of a Goose

-W.O.W., Arizona

Juan “The Prosecutor” Martinez ruled the Maricopa Courthouse Grill today. And it was good. The aroma of roasting demon goose wafted from the courthouse and soon encircled the whole globe like a cleansing incense. Juan may as well have been wearing a chef’s hat and apron that said “Kiss ‘The Prosecutor,'” because his squeeing groupies outside will go absolutely crazy after hearing his closing argument. 

The master chef don’t need no stinkin’ recipe. He must have a photographic memory, because he stood spinning Jodi on the rotisserie for about seven hours without referring to a single note. And his closing was cohesive, passionate, and thorough. He shined the bright light of truth on Stabby Einstein’s mountain of lies, and connected every single dot flawlessly to expose her for the diabolical monster she is. And Stabby definitely no-likey hearing the truth about herself. 

The succubus in human form doodled with a palpable rage at the defense table, seething in her own furious juices as Juan spelled out his case for premeditation. Her scribbling only grew more intense as he drove each point home, until finally she started smirking, shaking her head, giggling, and muttering to herself in the bubble of arrogance she likes to call victimhood. Like your typical battered woman.  

Demons have no idea how to cry like real people. Under the mistaken impression that tears come from the nasal passages, Stabby rubbed her nose repeatedly in an attempt to turn on the waterworks, as Juan displayed graphic autopsy pictures of Travis. Epic fail. At least learn how to fake it right for our benefit, Rudolph. And we can see you playing peek-a-boo with every picture of your handiwork, so wipe the “duper’s delight” smirk off your face along with the fake tears, because you’re fooling nobody. 

Homecoming Queen contender Jenny must have pulled an all nighter perfecting her super professional eyerolls and sneers in the mirror, because she looks beat. But not too beat to practice her classic headshot pose over at the defense table, with her chin resting gently on her curled fist. And NEVER too beat for a sidebar objection, even in the midst of closing arguments. After all, a teen modeling scout could be watching. 

Classy Heavy D actually giggled when Juan mentioned Travis was naked when he was killed. So we can definitely expect him to get down and dirty tomorrow with his porn obsession when the defense presents their closing fairytale. 

But for now… Enjoy the fire-licked rotisserie goose cooked to perfection by Mr. Martinez. 


248 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Mindus on May 2, 2013 at 7:54 pm

    JM is amazing. Having the truth on your side helps.

  2. Posted by Sully on May 2, 2013 at 7:55 pm

    On the money, Eggy. Nurmi will serve up another dish of red herrings followed by a foul swill of Kool-Aid, but Juan encircled the jury with a wall of truth and a sign that says, “No fake servings allowed.” Just like Juan, you have nailed this trial! Bravo.

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 2, 2013 at 8:19 pm

      Nurmi is just plain CREEPY

      • Posted by Rosalind Smith on May 2, 2013 at 8:27 pm

        No Kidding. Sick Pervert, smiling at hearing the word naked.

      • I agree Heavy D looks scary. When he does his closing argument everyone is going to be a three hole wonder, have you ever been called a whore and so on. All this nose picking creep can do is talk about sexual acts. Very weird individual. I will not be able to see his closing argument, for the simple reason he turns my stomach. So I will have to wait for Eggy’s comments.

        • Posted by Caroline Carnevale on May 3, 2013 at 4:23 am

          Juan is amazing…. He’s confirmed that. It wouldn’t surprise me if Nurmi did ask the jury …did he ever call you a whore?

      • Posted by Sarah k on May 3, 2013 at 3:25 pm

        Nurmi really is a total creep ..withdrawal from the sex talk will be tough for him

  3. Posted by mystree10 on May 2, 2013 at 7:55 pm

    I look forward to reading your spot on posts! Thank you so much.

  4. We ALL knew he would do an Amazing Job!! Great Work Mr Martinez!! We ❤ You!! Yet another great Blog EggTree!!

  5. thank God that fast in coming up…think I’ll pass on that nasty goose…txs again for your brilliant blog!

  6. Posted by Mollyc on May 2, 2013 at 8:05 pm

    Wonderful Eggy!

  7. Loved me some Juan Martinez today! Stabby Einstein as you correctly stated NOT a Single tear!!

  8. Posted by JudgeMeNot on May 2, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    I didn’t know how you were going to spin today to make it amusing but you sure did. You have become my inspiration in such a cynical world. Thank you.

  9. Posted by mcgee on May 2, 2013 at 8:16 pm

    Well done! Thank you egg’ie 🙂

  10. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 2, 2013 at 8:18 pm

    2.thumbs up!

  11. Posted by Rosalind Smith on May 2, 2013 at 8:25 pm

    I love this, so darn perfect. Tonight goose, can’t wait for tomorrow night’s dinner entre & the delicious dessert Juan is going to serve up in he’s closing statements. Well Done to Juan !!!!! Excellent !!!! and thank you for you humor and talent.

  12. Posted by Jeanne on May 2, 2013 at 8:31 pm

    Beyond creepy when each autopsy photo came up and Stabby COULD NOT stop her ‘morbid curiosity’ , glancing at the screen to relish her handywork. That combined with her frantic drawing, smirking, laughing, talking to herself, shaking her head in objection to Master Juan’s masterfully executed closing has left me completely creeped out like never before. I think I will sleep with the lights on tonight.

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 2, 2013 at 10:19 pm

      I noticed that too!! Quit the Looky Loo for someone so “traumtized” and “abused”. Perhaps Harpy will see this blog and force the TsuNurmi to explain that Stabby’s fear was such that she just needed to make sure HE.WAS.DEAD. (for the FOURTH time!)

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 3, 2013 at 5:52 am

        Also, I’ve been watching the police “interviews” the last couple days, and Stabby asked Det. Flores 4 times (2 separate days!) to see those pictures, AND she spent I don’t even know HOW long attempting to talk the female Siskiyou Co Deputy into showing them to her!! And NOW she “can’t stand” to look at them?


        • Posted by Ria on May 3, 2013 at 6:49 am

          Yes jenniferlyn, it was “morbid curiosity”. You could see all over her face yesterday that she wanted to kill JM!

          • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 3, 2013 at 4:58 pm

            I couldn’t believe Tsunurmi and his position that the “9 stab wounds to the back were shallow.” Like that somehow made those wounds acceptable? Conclusion: SHE KILLED HIM regardless of how shallow those wounds to his back were. What about his neck, Tsunurmi?

            • Posted by Judy on May 4, 2013 at 7:55 am

              Wasn’t that bizarre? I mean, what difference does it make how deep a stab wound is? Brutally killing someone with 27 stabs, a slit throat and a gunshot is not something that should ever be taking lightly or explained away as “shallow” or “surface”, or “briefly”. Both duhfense attys used those terms as if to say that it ‘wasn’t that bad’. Sickening…


  13. Posted by Lee Wright on May 2, 2013 at 8:34 pm

    Mr. Martinez is a genius, watching him put all the pieces of the puzzle together and explaining to the jury and to us what Stabby had planned was masterful, he is truly a master of his craft, HeavyD Nurmi will possibly ask if he can do his defense from a lying position. Wilma can back him up with eye rolling, and head shaking, and Stabby can continue with her connect the dots activity book, and occasional fake crying and nose wiping. Your goose is cooked baby, by the Master. Justice for Travis.

  14. Posted by jay on May 2, 2013 at 8:49 pm

    Thanks for all the humor. Not a funny topic by any means, but you’ve been respectful of the victim. Ill continue coming even after “Thin Man” is dead. Kudos and gre at blog!

  15. Posted by GBPL on May 2, 2013 at 8:56 pm

    Amazing that Juan didn’t need any “recipe” for today’s closing arguments, as he said…. “When you speak the truth you don’t have to worry about forgetting things”
    or something to that effect!

    And forget he didn’t!

    Tomorrow will be a cringe worthy day, just seeing how the defense is going
    to get up there and stutter thru an entire closing argument saying…”UH UHHHH she didn’t lie the ENTIRE time… er .. wait..”

    Agree with the above post as well with the creepiness of the defendant peeking thru her fingers for every picture that was displayed. Beyond CreepyMcCreeperson!

    Again eggtree, you nailed the “characters” of the defense so brilliantly!

    My fav tonight was Juan’s “kiss the prosecuter” chef apron!!!! LOVE! ; )

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 2, 2013 at 10:23 pm

      Ahh but we can watch absurdities tomorrow knowing we’ll get to read egg’s review AFTER. I feel bad for people who know not about this miracle we call “egg”‘

      • Posted by GBPL on May 3, 2013 at 9:11 am

        Agree Jenniferlyn!

        I stumbled across this blog from a link, and I’ve been sharing it with every one I know who’s following the trial!
        Even ones that have hit the wall of too much of the maddness going on are finding a great comic relief from Eggtree’s “eggcellent” take on things!

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 3, 2013 at 4:59 pm

      Man….I so much want one of those aprons.

      • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 5, 2013 at 4:54 am

        Note to self: make own apron with letters just like Stabby did on her “Travis Alexander’s” t-shirt.

  16. Posted by staceychris on May 2, 2013 at 9:04 pm

    Juan was spectacular – never saw anything like this – it’s ALL in his head. Amazing to see and I especially loved his going thru the jury instructions and explaining and providing examples so they will have no doubts. I have hope we will be granted the Justice we are all looking for. God Bless Travis’ family and friends – today was a very hard day for them ❤

  17. Brilliant – both Juan and you Eggie! Thanks for that – I’m familiar with an individual like the demon goose who lied with every breath.

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 3, 2013 at 1:36 am

      I’d have thought my ex mother-in-law was in a “rest” home somewhere by now, how the Hell did you meet her?!?

  18. Posted by Francine on May 2, 2013 at 9:17 pm

    I heard Nurmi is under the weather. Does that mean we have a delay Friday or does willmott do closing? Don’t forget JM gets to have one more shot after the def is done. But I feel he took it home in more ways then one. Not alot of ppl talking about the fact that if she used Travis’s gun like she claimed and she took the gun well heck that is robbery and robbery with a killing is Murder ONE. Guess the def forgot to tell her not to say that. Any thoughts on that?

    • Posted by pfenix on May 2, 2013 at 11:12 pm

      The Defence Duo will just try to hide that fact in Stabby’s “Fog” like everything else.

      • Posted by Kathy on May 3, 2013 at 7:36 am

        I think that will nut and Heavy have become infected (due to proximity of demon) with her disease of BPD. their demeanor at that table has become insufferably unacceptable. their professionalism and chosen occupation calls for some serious reprimands from the governing boards of the legal profession. they probably aren’t, but they ought to be ashamed of themselves.

    • Posted by Frieda on May 3, 2013 at 1:56 am

      What can you say!? Juan is brilliant! How could her defence lawyers not have seen that? No wonder Wilmott looked defeated

  19. Posted by Danny on May 2, 2013 at 9:18 pm

    Great commentary. And I agree, Mr. Martinez did a great job demolishing Stabby.

  20. Great again Egg’ie like Jaun you pulled another one out. Guess Nurmie will serve some CRAP soup tomorrow. Have plenty of tissue ready. Stubby is soothing with anger. One of the most passive aggressive person I’ve seen. Anyone who believes she was submissive and has low self esteem needs to make an appointment with Dr. D. Nurmie will say Stubbie returned the gas can to the other wal-mart (2 in that town)

    • Posted by Carol Barlick on May 3, 2013 at 4:36 am

      But Walmart only had PLANS to open that 2nd Walmart in 2008 (I just read old newspaper clipping). There went that argument… heh heh

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 3, 2013 at 5:22 am

        Nice research, gotta love it when you can keep a potential “plan B” from even getting off the ground. TsuNurmi may have to look to Harpy for help. “Uh….Jenny? You got anything? (good you can say about our client?) ANYTHING?!?”

    • Posted by WhyNot on May 3, 2013 at 4:44 am

      The second Wal-Mart opened in 2010, 2 years after the murder.

    • Posted by Francine on May 3, 2013 at 8:12 am

      You got to know Nurmi is watching way to much HNL. Thats why he objected to JM bringing up the fact JA lied about returning the gas can to Walmart. Guess the def wants to say now she returned it the the other walmart that was not even built at the time. But lets not forget They can’t bring in a new LIE for her after she said she returned it to the Walmart she bought it at. Of course its a lie though either way. Is it worth getting disbarred for knownly lieing for your client?
      The judge told the jury to recall the tetophony Jodi gave and you can be sure jM hammered it home about what she said.

  21. Posted by judy on May 2, 2013 at 9:34 pm

    I’ve follow’d this trial and watching the Alexander family suffer makes me ill! And the arrogant jodi is sickening! I stumbled onto this blog last week, it helps alot! You may have lowered my b/p!! I loved juan today! I was wondering if smirky stabby was gonna snap her pencil a couple times! Jenny looked like she might be sick towards the end of the day. I’m thinkin nurmi was napping. If he’s up tomorrow, i’ll hafta hit MUTE, he’s just long winded, mind numbing, and creepy. Might hafta have a margarita, or 2! And return here for the humor and respect you show to a very tragic story! So glad i stumbled here!

  22. Posted by Ainsley on May 2, 2013 at 9:41 pm

    Your blog post for today REALLY brought the reader right into the kitchen.
    I live 1000 miles away, but after reading your post I could actually smell Juan Martinez’s
    Perfected signature “Roasted Demon Goose” from here.
    Hats off to the Chef!

  23. Posted by Observer on May 2, 2013 at 9:55 pm

    Eggie, I wondered how you were going to write a satire on Martinez’s brilliant closing statement because I could almost feel Travis Alexander’s spirit in the courtroom as Martinez used Travis’s own words in a text message written May 26, 2008 calling Jodi Arias an evil sociopath and saying she was the worst thing to happen to him which caused her to start planning to slaughter him May 28, 2008 when she steals the .25 caliber gun.

    I got chills when Martinez said Travis was prophetic in the text message but he had no idea he had less than a month to live.

    You used the perfect analogy when you wrote: Mr. Martinez cooks a hell of a goose.

    Your words are brilliant: “The master chef don’t need no stinkin’ recipe. He must have a photographic memory because he stood spinning Jodi on the rotisserie for about seven hours without referring to a single note. And his closing was cohesive, passionate and thorough.”

    Juan Martinez has a gift as a story teller and is mesmerizing as he carries on a conversation with the jury. He connects to them. Like you said Martinez knocked down the demon’s diabolical mountain of lies, which will make it hard tomorrow for the tortoise on Quaaludes to follow behind him and clean up the mess.

    Heavy D just may play the sex tape while he takes a nap. That’s all he’s got anyway.

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 3, 2013 at 5:05 pm

      I hate to say this……hate my analogy because I love the “cooked goose” description. In NC (where I don’t live) they sometimes call a barbecue a “pig pickin'” – so if Juan has taste for other than goose he could always try pork and the description above – pig pickin’.

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 4, 2013 at 1:30 am

        LMAO Love all the different “regional” delights suggested for JM! (pig pickin!!) Too funny!

  24. Posted by Frieda on May 2, 2013 at 10:02 pm

    I want an EggTreeNews t-shirt and a “I LOVE JUAN MARTINEZ” t-shirt! Juan is my hero forever! Bunny Boiler is going down!!!

  25. Posted by Frieda on May 2, 2013 at 10:12 pm

    PS: Please tell Tanisha not to fast anymore after tomorrow- it will ruin her health. Pray and others will fast!! Don’t let the She-Beast win even one more wound to an Alexander! Tomorrow will be harrowing – hang in there. Praying for you all

    • Posted by pfenix on May 2, 2013 at 11:02 pm

      Agreed, I plan to do that Sunday as requested. The baby sister was in court today, and when she started crying it just broke my heart, she is just so sweet. The family tears could not be ignored or forgotten today. Stabby was just pathetic with her fake crying and so was Wilmott with her glares and nauseating coddling of the demon. Yet their attitutes in court today just drove Juan’s points home.

  26. Posted by Daddy Fatsacks on May 2, 2013 at 10:21 pm

    You forgot to mention that he mispronounced Alyce Laviolette’s name about two dozen times in his closing arguments.

    Now we have the answer to the question: “Yes, Alyce, Mr. Martinez really IS angry at you!”

    • Posted by Francine on May 3, 2013 at 8:16 am

      Oh you could tell he was pissed everytime he said her name. She lied to the wrong man and he made her pay for it .

  27. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 2, 2013 at 10:31 pm

    I bet Stabby doesn’t bring her “backseat bucket” with her crayons and coloring book to court tomorrow. Who wants her second rate macaroni art anyway? $1500??? She’s gonna end up TsuNurmi sized if all that goes to comis, wait commi, to JUNK FOOD!

  28. Posted by T22 on May 2, 2013 at 10:48 pm

    Brilliance abounds today in the courtroom and your blog.

  29. Posted by pfenix on May 2, 2013 at 10:57 pm

    Eggy, I’ll say it again, you are a true Mistress of Wordsmithy!
    “Juan may as well have been wearing a chef’s hat and apron that said “Kiss ‘The Prosecutor,’” because his squeeing groupies outside will go absolutely crazy after hearing his closing argument.”

    I call his female groupies the “La Juanitas”. There will be great sorrow and joy when this restaurant closes.

    For Nurmi it will be like comedian John Pinette at the Chinese Buffet:

    “He still here…he goes again! Jodi give him enough MSG to kill an elephant. He still keep going. Why you eat sparerib, you so big!!! Eat some vegetables. You been here 4 MONTHS! There is no more trial! You go home now, you scare my wife!

  30. As always, your blog was not only enjoyable to read, but right on the money! Excellent, excellent commentary! I look forward to your next offering! :.)

  31. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 2, 2013 at 11:15 pm

    It doesn’t matter how many times I reread it, it still cracks me up. This one deserves an around the world and back snap! 🙂

    • Posted by DblBubble on May 2, 2013 at 11:35 pm

      suddenly I yelled out “loved it ” tomorrow for heavyDs. performance I will b yelling “HATED IT “!!! (in my in living color -men on film voice)

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 3, 2013 at 5:31 am

        It would be even better if Juan stood up for his “2nd closing” (for lack of a better word) after Heavy D’s monotonous attempt to make SOMEONE (ANYONE!) believe Stabby’s LIES, and said:


        • Posted by Ria on May 3, 2013 at 6:56 am

          LOL jenniferlyn, I just realized something…Nurmi will have to stand all day long! Or maybe he’ll show up on one of those Hover round things:)

          • Posted by Francine on May 3, 2013 at 8:18 am

            Nurmi is hoping to have the last say. He is trying to get the judge to allow him to talk after JM today. So wrong

          • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 3, 2013 at 5:13 pm

            What a funny image! Maybe we’ll see him in those scooter commercials – or God forbid, the walk-in tubs. He could even do an ad for those emergency alert buttons, “HELP! I’m stuck in my doorway and can’t budge” – or “I was riding my scooter to the bathroom and it AND myself are stuck in the door that opens on the tub……is there a chance my emergency alert button will shock me with the water streaming?”

    • Posted by GBPL on May 5, 2013 at 2:10 pm

      I love that back snap!!! As many times as I re-read eggy’s stories, I love coming back to read new comments,..and I MUST love on this one this time thru!

  32. Eggy- When I grow up I want to write like you! I hope you don’t mind but I’m going to re-post this for my followers, I had 7,800 yesterday, and ask them all to check out this site. I will post the link and give you great thanks…

  33. Posted by Gigi on May 2, 2013 at 11:16 pm

    Right on Eggy!

    And if you look real close, Stabby’s actually not doodling anymore…she’s playing “Hangman” with her BFF Jen.

  34. Posted by DblBubble on May 2, 2013 at 11:28 pm

    I noticed o stabby only “tries” to turn on the fake water works when she glances at the Alexander’s and sees real emotions n tears! I even seen her ask wilnutt. “should I act like I’m crying now? my homie”. TEAMDP4JA

  35. Posted by Cindy Lou on May 3, 2013 at 12:09 am

    Oh dear, if Heavy D is under the weather, looks like we will have to watch Wilma do lots of pageant walking.

    • Posted by Terri LaValle on May 3, 2013 at 6:11 am

      I wonder if he is really under the weather or he’s just had enough of this trial and is trying to get out of doing the close. He obviously doesn’t want to be there anyway. Why not stick it to Wilmott. I really don’t think I could bear a seven hour closing with Nurmi. And I don’t think the jury could either. No matter what lies the defense comes up with, Juan gets the last and final word. Unless the defense asks the judge if they can have the final word and she grants it to them. It wouldn’t surprise me. Nothing this defense team and judge does surprises me anymore…………..

      • Posted by Ria on May 3, 2013 at 6:57 am

        I think he just wants out of it. He wants to stay in his comfy chair, all that standing is too much for him.

      • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 3, 2013 at 5:16 pm

        If he’s not feeling well, maybe cooked goose doesn’t agree with him. Or maybe this is day one of his diet plan…..after reading all the negative words about his girth.

  36. Posted by RubySlippers on May 3, 2013 at 12:11 am

    Hat tip, Eggy, for one of your finest blog parodies.

  37. Posted by Frieda on May 3, 2013 at 2:00 am

    Best comment for me was this: “Demons have no idea how to cry like real people.”

    That gives me chills. It is too true…

  38. Posted by fillymj on May 3, 2013 at 2:32 am

    Excellent Egg !!!!! Like some others I too will not be watching Nurmi spew his lies. Defending the demon is one thing but railroading an innocence dead victim makes me gag. Heard it once & unlike the poor jury I can turn it off & I will.

  39. Once again you had me in stitches – thankyou Eggy 😛

  40. Thank you once again, Egg, for your exceptional insight, reported in a comedic manner. Your writing is extraordinary. Today, we must look forward to Nurmi, continuing to trash Mr. Alexander, and looking for every opportunity to talk about porn. This will turn off the jury, as it did when he was questioning Travis’s ex-girlfriend Deanna. I look forward to Mr. Martinez, undoing whatever Nurmi, plans in his closing today, and elevating Travis to the respect he deserved.

  41. Posted by Patty on May 3, 2013 at 4:46 am

    Another satisfied customer checking in, Egg. Thanks for satisfying my appetite with a buffet of tantalizing zingers. Looking forward to see how you dish up Heavy D, and that blessed day when the jury says “Order up!”

  42. Posted by Shirley Helm on May 3, 2013 at 4:52 am

    Wow! You are right on every point. We can’t wait to read your posts each day!

  43. Posted by Debby on May 3, 2013 at 5:00 am

    I am going to miss this site when the trial is wrapped up.

  44. You know it’s because of this blog I don’t want the trial to end..If not for my need to see justice for Travis and Stabby locked away on death row, I’d be happy to see the demon dragged from her cell daily at 4 am and to court so Juan could shine that light on the demon of darkness every day..and get to read your stories about it here! Not a bad punishment for Stabby to have Juan tell her what she is every day is it? Yeah, your right..just fry the bi*ch! I will definitely be sticking around because I love this blog and look forward to reading your updates every day. You have an amazing writing style that I love and appreciate, so pleeeease keep it coming! 🙂

  45. Posted by Barb on May 3, 2013 at 5:04 am

    Love your commentary! Somehow with humor you actually shed the light on truth. I probably will not watch Nurmi’s closing sex monologue either. I cannot stand to see Stabby give the evil stink eye to Juan, witnesses and jurors anymore. It’s like she is trying to put a spell on them! Justice for Travis!

  46. Posted by Nicole on May 3, 2013 at 5:31 am

    Wow! You are a riot!! Thank you for another post that has literally made me LOL!

  47. Posted by Cody on May 3, 2013 at 6:03 am

    Love “Juan ‘The Prosecutor’ Martinez”!!

  48. Posted by Lori on May 3, 2013 at 6:33 am

    i adore this! You have such a way with words!

  49. You never fail to satisfy, Eggy!

  50. Posted by Pam on May 3, 2013 at 6:46 am

    WOW!! I looooveereading this blog! You truly have a talent at what you do! I have enjoyed each and every one. of your updates! Thank you for putting a smile on my face! Juan was amazing yestrday!! He truy brought us all into that bathroom, I visualized everything she did, And yes gotta love those no tears moments, keep rubbing ur nose rudolph, its not working, My favorite part was when Juan said ” she can cry now all she wants, she killed him. Your instructions ae to NOT show her sympathy” Masterful ! Not looking forward to Nimrod slaughtering Travis today, and he will, thats all they have is a butchered sex tape and her lies..Burn the witch at the stake!

  51. Posted by Sam McKee on May 3, 2013 at 6:46 am

    Love all your articles but this one was EXCEPTIONALLY good!

  52. Posted by Ria on May 3, 2013 at 6:59 am

    Thank you for another amazing blog post! These have me in stitches, even on my 4th or 5th read they still make me laugh but there’s so much truth in your humor. Demons don’t know how to cry, you hit that nail on the head!

  53. “He shined the bright light of truth on Stabby Einstein’s mountain of lies, and connected every single dot flawlessly to expose her for the diabolical monster she is.”

    That right there…spot on Eggy. Thank you! Mr. Martinez left no stone unturned during his closing examination while leading the jury through the legal MumboJumbo Desert like Moses himself. Standing O.

    I’m relocating my puter into the bathroom where I can shower all day while listening to Heavy D’s filthy smear campaign.

    Praying for TA’s family to remain strong throughout today’s proceedings.

  54. Perfectly roasted goose yesterday; chopped liver today.

    I’m not looking forward to it.

  55. Posted by Sue on May 3, 2013 at 8:18 am

    Well – Wilma has had too much of the Stabby Kool-Aid. If you notice her demon stares at JM, those eyes have darkness to them! If looks could kill yesterday, JM would have succumbed to those evil stares 1/3 of the way through his closing arguments!

  56. Posted by PA Valley Girl on May 3, 2013 at 8:20 am

    Wowza!!! Thanks once again for another amazing post!!!
    I ❤ you!!!

  57. Egg, as always, another kicker of a post! You never met an adjective you didn’t like.
    See, all the people that love you? I am proud to be the President of your Fan Club!
    I’ll get right on those T shirts for your fans! 🙂
    Hey, Fat Boy better be there today, “he who dealt it, must smell it”. Whew!
    He needs to bring Stabby her premoistened tissues anyway.

  58. Jennifer Willmott and Kirk Nurmi are two of the most disgusting,narcissistic attorney’s. Not because they are representing a cold blooded psycho bitch. Heavy D , nose picking,pervert and sexual deviant is just a individual you want to stay far away from. Jennifer “who believes she is the most prettiest woman on earth” Is not even close to being a professional attorney. I don’t know how old she is nor do I care. When she removed her glasses one could see those puffy swollen eyes and the cracks and wrinkles on her ageing face. What bothers me is all those smirks, rolling of those dead eyes and laughing in court that both of them do. Heavy D every darn day sloughes in his chair with his legs crossed appearing to be a beached whale and can’t keep his filthy hands from his pig nose. During Mr. Martinez’ closing all three were totally reprehensible. I can’t understand why the judge didn’t stop Arias from all that pathetic drawing in court and all the other inappropriate actions of the” three stooges.”I hope with all my heart this demon woman, with her clown nose,scary eyes, butt ugly hands receives the ultimate sentence. To the family of Travis Alexander, my prayers are with you, I see you in court everyday. Please stay strong when Kirk Nurmi makes his closing statements. Probably going to be off the wall horrible and disgusting.

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 4, 2013 at 4:56 pm

      I just LOVE having share a name with the balding banshee….

  59. Posted by marcie on May 3, 2013 at 8:57 am

    Could not WAIT to read this today! So so good.. you nailed it..

    Jenny’s behavior for the first hour or two of Juan’s closing was pretty stunning. She seems to have removed any hint of professional boundary where it concerns her client. We’ve come to expect certain behavior from a murderer, but when a lawyer begins to mirror those behaviors, it’s pretty disturbing. She’s lost herself along the way, Jenny has.

    I just don’t understand what one must tell themselves every morning to head off to work and be a defense attorney. How does one strip themselves of any sense of integrity, reality or decency in order to do what they do? Not saying they don’t have the right to do it, I just don’t understand ‘how’ they do it. I’d burn out in a month, tops.

    Which is why I have such a deep admiration and tremendous respect for Juan Martinez. I’ll bet he sleeps like a baby.

    • Posted by Polk8dot on May 4, 2013 at 7:26 am

      There is ‘doing your job’, and then there is ‘destroying every- and anybody to get a win’. Once a lawyer knowingly and intentionally starts lying for their client, they’ve already given their souls to the devil, and there is no coming back.
      I guess we can now add these two morons to the list of people whose lives and/or careers Stabby destroyed.
      The company you keep……

  60. One of your best ever, Egg.

  61. READY?! I am…
    Black is a good choice for the butcher to be wearing today – death, dying.

    That awful tangerine color on patch is puke,
    Second word out of that fat river horse’s filthy mouth was SEX. Go figure.

  62. Heavy D’s watch is bigger than his whole wrinkled, fat back head.
    Time for a Bloody Mary, this is gonna be a long one. Anyone else?
    Ya, Heavy, we all hate her, what else is new?

    • Yep…I’m in Carol! Arf an afr please. Hold the celery.

      I see that Jodi has abandoned the coloring today and is alert wearing her poor me DV victim face. Quite a 360 from yesterday when Mr. Martinez had the floor! Surely the jury gets this manipulative behavior! Willmott has luggage under her eyes today, she looks exhausted.

      It appears Nurmi is going to highlight all of Jodi’s sterling qualities. This ought not take long…but it will…

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 3, 2013 at 5:21 pm

      In honor of this trial I have come up with my own cocktail – “dirty blonde” – vodka, tonic, lemon juice (just enough to make it cloudy). Part of me wanted to call it “dirty little secret” but I am SOOOOOOO tired of that term.

      • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 5, 2013 at 5:13 am

        Don’t know why but at 3 am I woke up with a start and this post was in my mind. Requires clarification. My new drink could never be “dirty little secret.” There’s nothing secret about it – just 3 simple and transparent ingredients (vodka, tonic, and lemon juice) – no secret about it OR Stabby. Her ingredients? LIES – STALKING – MURDER.

    • Hey Carol,, I keep hearing about the bar being open,,,, and the drinks coming round…. …lol Are you drinking them all yourself??

  63. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 3, 2013 at 9:40 am

    On his second closing (whatever you call it) Juan needs to remember to say that Stabby was going to give Travis one more chance to take her to Cancun, and THEN she killed him when he didn’t ask her to go. Stupid TsuNurmi: “she could have borrowed her Mom’s car and left no trail” (um YEAH, but then HER MOTHER would know she went to AZ or at least that she put a mysterious extra 1000 miles than just going to SLC and back, even with the f*ckeded up driving)

    • Posted by Ria on May 3, 2013 at 11:35 am

      Not to mention, she had to be sure both of the room mates weren’t home and weren’t expected to be home. So she had to be sure that the coast was clear and ensure they didn’t hear the gun or any sounds of a struggle. Making time to have sex with him also made him more vulnerable and less likely to expect what was awaiting him.

  64. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 3, 2013 at 9:42 am

    “There’s no evidence Jodi lied”. WHAT?!?!?!?!

  65. Hi red and jenni! Glad I’m not alone listening to this twisted bunch of shit.
    Yes, the bar is open, belly up!
    This is like watching paint dry or watching crap grinding up in your disposal.
    I’ve got a split screen going so I don’t have to get tortured by HLN with the fricking commercials and commentaries.

  66. That fat bastard should borrow the butcher’s glasses to read. ughhhh…..

  67. Quick…somebody hook Heavy D up to a Redbull IV…he’s losing momentum, constantly distracted by his copious notes. This defense is ridiculous…doesn’t make sense?! Everything Nurmi is putting out there is pure bs. Is it just me, or is Stabby morphing into Marlon Brando in the Godfather? Looks like she’s got cotton balls stuffed in her jaw!

    • Posted by Ria on May 3, 2013 at 11:32 am

      I told my husband that this morning. Now that’s she’s looking more gaunt, that weird puffy area around her lips is more prominent.

      I notice she’s learned how to cry out of her eyes today.

      • Posted by Frieda on May 3, 2013 at 12:18 pm

        Today Jodi is crying for herself – that’s why it’s more genuine. She’s enjoying Nurmi’s paid-for pity party. She’s sulking, holding her head up so all can see unlike someone who is actually crying because of remorse and horror.

  68. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 3, 2013 at 10:45 am

    Why Nurmi, you might have some redeeming qualities after all, if you were telling.the truth about not liking Stabby 9 days out of 10. (but that ‘s probably just lawyer smoke being blown up the court’s a**… )

  69. Posted by azchristie on May 3, 2013 at 11:06 am

    We were all riveted by Juan Martinez, it was like Travis was using Juan’s voice to tell the attack from start to finish. Nurmi is trying to put us all to sleep today.

    • He’s succeeding too. *y a w n…followed by a big stretch and reaching for my bloody mary.

      Great comment azchristie…it was like devine intervention.

      No contest here…the defense is very weak in comparison to JM yesterday, and I’m trying like hell to be objective here.

  70. Nurmi will close with, “This does not make thensth. If Chewbacca lives on Endoor, you muthst acquit.”

  71. Posted by Faithful on May 3, 2013 at 11:31 am

    Everyone seems to have a hard staying awake today. I can’t stand fat boy voice or what he is saying. Does he really believe all the bs he’s saying? I have spent many nights watching this circus till 2in the morning. Juan is great!!!! I feel sorry for Travis family to hear all this s…t up to the end. It’s not enough she murdered him, but most also murder his memory oh who and what he was? I hope justice will be served.

  72. Posted by judy on May 3, 2013 at 11:35 am

    Is it just me, or is pervy nurmi enjoying this disgusting trash talk ? I wonder if that’s why stabby seem’s to be paying attention today! She’s probably ‘close to tears’ because the end is near!! Nurmi is making me wanna puke ….. Dirty lil secret my @$$!! I can’t wait for juan’s rebuttal!!

    • Posted by Ria on May 3, 2013 at 11:53 am

      I agree, she was not his dirty little secret! He spent tons of time of her in public. They weren’t in BF/GF status so he treated her like a friend, which she was…a friend with benefits. These days, it’s not an uncommon thing at all.

  73. Posted by Faithful on May 3, 2013 at 11:44 am

    Who Is the woman on the left of Jodi today? Why today is she sitting there and not in back as before? What happened to Jodi’s toys today?

    • Posted by judy on May 3, 2013 at 12:43 pm

      I was wondering the same thing. Why did she move up to the def table and did she take jodi’s crayon’s , etc away?

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 3, 2013 at 1:32 pm

        Mitigation expert, in case she gets 1st degree murder,.THEN this case will continue intil FOREVER…. (or @ least Memorial Day)

        • Posted by Faithful on May 4, 2013 at 9:19 pm

          Sorry but I don’t understand what a mitigation person is and what roll she has.many times I see her speaking with showed after the trial she brought papers over to Stabby to read. Any idea what they are?

    • I think the 2nd dark haired woman with Jodi is her sentencing and appeals counsel. I think she’s preparing her for the possibilities, and the steps to be taen after the verdict,if necessary.

      • OH NO mynother TYPO!!! I meant “steps to be TAKEN, for goodness saken.

      • Posted by Faithful on May 4, 2013 at 9:51 pm

        Thanks for the info. Here’s what I found using Wikipedia Org.under the heading (allocation).please check it out if I am on the right track. I think this well be the next move the defense time well use. The papers the mitigation person brought to Jodi might have been those explaining her rights to speak before the judge before sentencing. Sooooooo Ithink we well be in for a another great performance from Stabby. BoHoo BoHoo. Tissues anyone?

        • Posted by Faithful on May 4, 2013 at 9:53 pm

          Talk a out typo errors!!!!! Wanted to write Defense Team. sorry about that.

  74. Hi, Ok, I’m back, did all my errand’s and grocery shopping. Didn’t figure I’d miss much with turtle butt talking, good.

  75. Posted by Maria on May 3, 2013 at 12:32 pm

    Hi everyone! First of all, LOVING this blog! I’m still catching up with todays closing but in regards to Martinez yesterday, here are my thoughts:

    Martinez is a rockstar
    Nurmi looks like the Hamburgler in the creepiest way possible.
    Wilmott finally gave up at one point and almost fell asleep at the defense table.
    And finally, I think I actually saw a flicker of genuine emotion (gasp) on Jodi’s face as Martinez was detailing how the stabbing occurred. There were a couple of tiny moments where I thought I saw the most subtle hint of panic and horror at the realization that he’s (Juan) got it! And he’s telling EVERYONE! Alas, they were only fleeting moments though. She quickly readjusted her ‘pityme face’

  76. Posted by judy on May 3, 2013 at 12:39 pm

    My husband is snow’d in with me today and watching some recorded testimony of ‘alfred’, (geffner)… while i watch the disgusting perv nurmi. We’re both yelling and leaving dents in the screen’s of our tv’s! So time to open our bar, lol. It’s ridiculous testimony in every room! I’ll have a shot of tequila before pervy nurmi returns!

    • I feel for ya Judy, you must be in MN, ey? (local lingo) I’m in WI no snow here, just cold and rain.
      Got your tequila and one for your hub too!

      • Posted by judy on May 3, 2013 at 1:04 pm

        In missouri, it was 85 deg here a couple days ago!! We thank you! Tequila to warm us up, just got back in from shoveling the driveway, again!

  77. And isn’t the butcher just sickening talking to her other attorney?! YUCK!!
    Oh, Lord, he’s back……

  78. Posted by CharleyQ on May 3, 2013 at 1:09 pm

    As always, YOU GOT IT RIGHT!

  79. Posted by Faithful on May 3, 2013 at 1:21 pm

    I never thought to dislike someone as much as fat boy right at this moment for having to play the tape of the phone call.he really gets his jollies about the sex. Maybe he should play it for his wife and turn her on. To Travis family I am so sorry this fat a… Is putting you all through this again. We all feel your hurt.

    • Faith, that fat river horse has a wife?!!! Is she Java the Hut? Whoa!!
      He just had to get some real raunch in there didn’t he? What a fricking PIG!

  80. :sleep:

  81. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 3, 2013 at 1:43 pm

    Apologies to any Mormons I am NOT making fun, I just happened to notice in Det Flores’ investigation report that he found “religious garments” of Travis’ in the wash (w/the camera!) so I HAD to look up the whole “special Mormon undies” I thought were just myth. I just CANNOT see Stabby wearing those! (not even to impress Travis) Agent Provocateur, Fredericks of Hollywood, yes. NOT the ones I just saw. On that topic, can people get specialty religious garments in jail/prison?

  82. We could use snow out west…state is on fire.
    Nurmi makes my stomach hurt. I won’t watch all of this, can’t.

    • cali, I know, he is beyond sickening and BORING. I’ll send you some rain. 🙂
      I’m off to wash the dog or the garbage can, I feel like cleaning something after listening to this crap. :sick:

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 3, 2013 at 1:53 pm

        Easier to vomit n my dear! (after this B.S. TsuNurmi’s been feeding us)

        • What jenni? He’s vomiting in your ear? What? LOL!! I feel like sticking forks in my ears rather than listen to this fat puke.
          He’s not making any fricking sense, jumping around and dragging this shit out.
          Sherry needs a timer for this BS endurance. STHU already!!!

  83. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 3, 2013 at 1:50 pm

    Stabby’s lost interest in her own case…..

  84. Egg, how come my smileys don’t work? rats…

  85. Posted by Ria on May 3, 2013 at 1:57 pm

    Nurmi’s talking about Jodi “dragging this heavy body back”…does numb skull not realize the murderous vision of HIS client he’s putting in our head? What domestic violence victim drags the body anywhere??? They call 911…they don’t go and hump some other guy. Jodi is a murderous monster and IMO, Nurmi’s only making her look moreso.

  86. Posted by Frieda on May 3, 2013 at 2:03 pm

    My neighborhood is on fire (Malibu/Santa Monica Mountains) and Nurmi is pissing me off. The devils are unleashed for the day.

    • Wow, Frieda, take care and be safe.

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 3, 2013 at 2:19 pm

        Do NOT risk your life to watch Juan!! (much as you want to see him) Praying for rain for all you fire-threatened people,…and justice for Travis!

        • Posted by Frieda on May 3, 2013 at 4:03 pm

          I MISSED JUAN, stupid fire! We drove down the street to talk to the fire dept and watch the flames. We’re okay so far but darn!! Poor people and animals who are evacuating – I’m not really complaining. Wildlife has it bad.

    • Please be safe!!!

      • Posted by Frieda on May 4, 2013 at 1:02 am

        Thank you! We’re all good but I feel badly for some of the neighbors who are trying to get their horses out. The fire still rages… I can’t help but associate it all with Jodi. Somehow it just has to be all her fault!

  87. Posted by Frieda on May 3, 2013 at 2:05 pm

    OMG! Women don’t know when to stop so she stabbed him 27x?? 29 Nurmi!

    • Posted by Ria on May 3, 2013 at 2:09 pm

      He’s trying to change direction here and go with heat of passion because he knows the Self Defense is BS.

      • Ria, I know he is grasping at straws and trying to change it all around but she still did it all. I bet if she didn’t slit his throat, she would have choked him with the rope.
        Not to worry, the Juananator will fix all that. 😉

        • Posted by Ria on May 3, 2013 at 3:32 pm

          I just posted that I’m so disappointed that Juan didn’t address the issue of WHY she didn’t stab him in his sleep. Travis had 2 room mates, one was a guy who hadn’t lived there very long. Clearly, Jodi couldn’t commit a loud murder with sounds being heard! I was SO hoping Juan would bring this up but he didn’t:(

  88. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 3, 2013 at 2:16 pm

    Go Juan! If yesterday was roasted demon goose, today should be “Barbeque’d Dumba**”

  89. Patch looks sad. AH,HAHAHAHA!!! Eat it bitch!!

  90. Posted by Faithful on May 3, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    Have you ever a seen a walking watermelon?no?well watch jw there it is .lol

    • No, I haven’t except today Faith. LOL! I wish fat boy would just eat his tongue and STHU objecting to Jaun’s closing, the bastard.

      • Posted by Faithful on May 3, 2013 at 2:40 pm

        Fat boy is back in his recliner. He worked to hard today trying to destroy the truth. Juan is up . Go get them Juan!!!!!!

  91. Stabby is trying so hard to put a voodoo curse on Juan and suck his soul dry, she hates him. Not gonna work bitch, you’re gonna DIE!!

    • Wow…Stabby looks like she’s having a total melt down to me. She’s looking rather pale. Could be the stark contrast of Shrills suit though.

      • red, she looks as pale as a dead woman should look.
        She looks like a dead woman walking to me – Green Mile. 😉

        • Carol…Not arrogant and flippant either. I wonder if she still thinks “no jury will convict me” oh… and… “mark my words”… Well the jurors FINALLY have her fate in their hands. Let’s pray that THIS jury paid attention and don’t have vacation plans.

  92. Frieda, your in horrible location, fire, you going to be ok? I’m Nth off 101 between Mntry/Salinas.
    Juan makes me feel better after Nurmi. Defense looks down a lot.

    • Posted by Frieda on May 3, 2013 at 4:09 pm

      I’ll be fine but neighbors aren’t! Thanks! Highly toxic pesticide burned on the farms – bad air quality to say the least. Wish Jodi were here 😉

  93. GO JUAN GOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  94. Wait for it…. pretty soon,,, she’s gonna cry. cool
    She can sit there and shake her empty head all she wants, on death row.

  95. Egg, you’re over 155 comments now!! Woo Hoo!!! Congrats!

  96. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 3, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    I have NEVER seen a trial with so many objections + requests from Ms. May I. Approach! I’ve also never seen an objection (or approach request) during CLOSINGS! While I’m on this topic, it’s totally bizarre that the jury gets to ask questions, (but I LOVE IT! More please!) plus seeing the lead Investigator (Det. Flores) sitting at the Prosecutor’s table the entire trial is a new one(he must be earning over time like crazy!) but I think that one is a product of my last picky observation…that the Prosecutor TRIED THE CASE ALONE. Never seen it, because most attorneys couldn’t do it. Nothing says “studly” like single handedly saving the world from evil! 😉

  97. Posted by Ria on May 3, 2013 at 3:29 pm

    I’m so disappointed that Juan didn’t bring up why she didn’t stab in his sleep. He should have addressed the issue of the room mates.

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 3, 2013 at 3:32 pm

      I was vaccuming, did he mention the “Cancun Theory”?

      • no

        • Posted by Ria on May 3, 2013 at 3:42 pm

          No,as Carol said above, he didn’t mention it at all. He focused on the murder one/vs self defense etc. But Nurmi brought up why didn’t she just shoot him in his sleep and IMO, the fact that she didn’t shoot him while he sleeping goes to the fact that it WAS PREmeditated! She knew room mates were there, she was playing with Travis and having fun with him during this time, knowing the house would be quiet at some point. She waited until the room mates were gone to kill him so I was sad that JM didn’t bring that up!

          • Posted by Frieda on May 3, 2013 at 4:42 pm

            Wait, the roommates weren’t there, were they? They would have heard her come in. She knew they were gone. My take is she wanted to cast him into Hell by committing mortal sin with him by his own Mormon ruled (misunderstood!), before offing him. She wanted the sex buzz and to be the last one he ever slept with. Pure evil.

          • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 5, 2013 at 5:26 am

            This comment made me nod my head, “yes, yes, yes.” Spot on.

        • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 3, 2013 at 3:46 pm

          I really wish he ‘d included that, as well as ending with the Access Hollywood quote, but he’s the professional so he knows what’s best.

  98. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 3, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    It’s TIME!! Moment of silence while we pray for the jury…

  99. Well, here we go. Any bets on how long it takes them? I’m going with 3 hrs.

  100. Posted by Ria on May 3, 2013 at 3:35 pm

    For our Eggy!

  101. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 3, 2013 at 3:37 pm


  102. Thank you Egg for this great post! ~~~~bowing~~~~
    Also, thank you all for sharing on this post! I love you all!!

  103. Posted by Albuquerqu on May 3, 2013 at 3:55 pm

    Justice For Travis!!!!!! Juan Martinez was great and delivered well. Hopefully we will get a 1st degree verdict soon, the Alexander deserve to see justice done for Travis and to have closures in knowing Jodi will not hurt anyone else. Pray, Pray, Pray my follower eggers. Much Love to the Alexander Family!!!!! You are not alone, you have many supporter around world.

    Albuquerque Support

  104. Posted by Katharine B. on May 3, 2013 at 4:20 pm

    I am always totally impressed by your blogs–you are a fine writer and your ability to accurately portray the characters in this drama, and with so much humor is very entertaining. Thanks.

  105. HLN just announced that the jury is going home for the weekend and will be back Monday, May 6. It’s 6:35 Central time here now.
    JVM needs me to slap her, brb.

  106. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 3, 2013 at 5:59 pm

    So many “happening” to laugh about, can’t wait to read your take (and my personal fav, the anonymous “source”)!

  107. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 3, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    Oh, and the person who writes the (or “jodi is innocent”,’or some such nonsense…whatever) has decided that THEY have a medical license, and have more training than Dr. Horn, apparently, as they have written a huge post about how there were only THREE “real” stab wounds, based.on their depth (& this a**hat’s limited understanding of the difference between stab wounds and chop wounds) proving they were “in a face to face fight” and all the wounds to his back were slashings from.her trying to get away, thus proving self defense.

    Ruh Ro, ….someone’s been “playing doctor” without a license!! (& I think they drank the kool aid!!!

    • Remember when she nicked her finger as part of a well planned suicide attempt in her cell. She even padded her upper bunk so she wouldn’t drip blood on her bunk mate…she said the nick hurt sooo bad she couldn’t continue. I do believe she broke a bit of skin though.

  108. Posted by marcia fazekas on May 3, 2013 at 7:47 pm

    Great review as usual. Just wanted to make you aware. There is a typo in 4th line (squeeing). It’s the Catholic school girl in me still doing spell checks.

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 3, 2013 at 7:58 pm

      Oh no…they SQUEE!

    • Posted by Jeanne on May 3, 2013 at 8:11 pm

      Never replied to another post before, but this is SO STUPID that I must, SO WHAT if there is a typo. That’s, really, what you say to this amazing ,insightful, crazily talented and gifted deciperer of BS. And don’t blame your narcissistic belief in your grammar superiority on you Christian upbringing. That’s blasphemy, if you really are Catholic.

    • Yeah, they shriek the sound “SQUEE.” Think young teenage girls at a Beatles concert. 🙂 squeeeeeeee!

      • I was there…. 1962 I think. I was youngish and the girls in the stadium squeed soooo loud that I had tinnitus for days afterwards. Some lady had to slap one of the teenage hystericals at the bus stop after the concert to stop her from squeeing. It worked. Awww, peace and quiet.

    • Posted by Frieda on May 4, 2013 at 1:07 am

      Marcia, that totally didn’t bother me, for what it’s worth. Squee is funny and so is squeal. In our family, we always help each other point out typos because it’s a nice thing to do when you know the person knows better, as Egg obviously does. I didn’t see it as superior at all, and it certainly wasn’t “unChristian”. Take it easy, Jeanne, we’re all friends here, right? Now, if Jodi did it, I’d kill her LOL

      • Posted by Jeanne on May 4, 2013 at 5:32 pm

        Hello Friend. I believe you are misquoting me. I never said she was ‘unchristian’ for incorrectly trying to correct Eggy. That would be ridiculous. I said that it was a”stupid” thing to write given the unbelievable talent witnessed by us all and that she shouldn’t blame it on Christian schooling.

  109. Posted by GBPL on May 3, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    Eevn IF evrey ohter wrod was mispeled, I thnik we wuold get the jist of the stroy and it wuold so not mater! :/

  110. Posted by Jeanne on May 3, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    Wasn’t Jodi known for correcting other’s grammar. Just saying!!!!!

    • Posted by GBPL on May 3, 2013 at 8:20 pm

      Wow Jeanne…our avatars are so similar I thought I wrote something more in fog! hehehee

      • Posted by GBPL on May 3, 2013 at 8:21 pm

        that was supposed to be *my fog (before someone corrects me!) :p

        • Posted by Jeanne on May 3, 2013 at 8:38 pm

          Loving you GBPL. I call ‘delusions of granduer’. Like the other 1000 plus readers didn’t notice a fricken typo??? Who would call out a perceived typo given the gifts that eggy blesses us with each day!!

    WE LOVE YOU EGG!!! KEEP IT UP! Banner day for the old Egg Tree! 😀

  112. Posted by Deb. T. on May 3, 2013 at 9:07 pm

    Egg Tree t-shirts and Kiss The Prosecutor aprons in every pot.

  113. Posted by maria on May 3, 2013 at 10:13 pm

    finally catching up with the cheesburgler nurmi’s closing argument. waiting for wilmottt to fall asleep and hit her head on the table

  114. Posted by Pen on May 4, 2013 at 12:41 am

    The aroma of roasting demon goose……

  115. Reblogged this on Nooluv Blog.

  116. Posted by Sheri on May 4, 2013 at 9:02 am

    Nurmi takes his own “duping delight” being a sex-offender defender!! LOVED reading your article… on!!

  117. I really hope she gets 1st degree. I can’t imagine her roaming the earth . She’ll reconnect with a poor ,unsuspecting man OR woman who won’t come up to her expectations and BAM! another one bites the dust. Nurmi is too creepy, when he talked about the graphic sexual situations. I feel it would be easier to handle, imagining him being naked while presenting his case. UGH!

  118. yes yes and yes. Excellently written as usual!

  119. I love you. I really do. 😀

  120. Posted by LindaNewYork on May 5, 2013 at 10:54 am

    Laughing Out Loud….again! On to the next one…

  121. Squee on great writer , you…. Squee on Egg !!!!! Nurmi is so hung up on the sex talk,, he cannot get passed it…… 18 days he kept that killer on the stand , talking about every sex act she ever was involved in, or performed… What a sick o , this nurmi ……

    • Posted by Faithful on May 5, 2013 at 8:30 pm

      Maybe that’s all he can do is only talk about sex because he can’t get the real thing.who would want something like him? He’s so dirty looking.maybe Stabby should run him through the washer.

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