Arizona Jury Tells Local Demon to Suck It

-SuckItDemon, Arizona

We can all relax about the future of mankind, because common sense is alive and thriving after all in Phoenix, Arizona. It went off the justice system’s  radar in 2011, after disappearing in suspicious circumstances from Pinellas, Florida, but finally popped up today full-force in Phoenix to tell a black-eyed demon to piss off. And it was good. Trial watchers around the world did the exuberant Snoopy Dance for justice, as a jury told butcher Jodi Arias in no uncertain terms she’s guilty of the first degree murder of Travis Alexander. 

Boo-Yeah.

“It was really stressful waiting these last three days for a verdict,” revealed one frazzled spectator unwinding with some champagne. “We didn’t know if common sense was gone for good, and we kept praying and praying for it to make an appearance in Phoenix, for the good of all humanity. And today, as if straight from heaven, it arrived in a golden light at the Maricopa County Courthouse, to tell the pathetic demonic succubus at the defense table to suck it.  It was such a relief. My faith in mankind is restored.”

Suck it indeed, demon. Wednesday Addams disguised as Ugly Betty was shocked and appalled that her domestic abuse excuse didn’t fly. In fact, the smug butcher in a librarian costume was visibly aghast to learn that nobody bought her eleventh hour sob story. It’s a hardknock life for an unconvincing narcissist. Donned in appropriate black for the occasion, she stared in disbelief as jurors announced their unanimous decree of first degree murder. Homecoming Queen reject Jenny nearly bit through her lip like a failed Molly Ringwald wannabe. 

So now this offensive hellspawn gets to beg for her wortless life from a jury that she’s already lied to. A jury that has been told her own lawyer doesnt even like her. A jury that sees her for the useless trash she is. 

I can’t wait to see her tweets via surrogate about this matter. Hopefully Stabby Einstein will be stupid enough to insult the panel that now controls her fate. Please, Stabby, be stupid enough to blame them for your current circumstances. I beg you. 

Stay tuned to EggTreeNews for breaking developments in this story. 

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352 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Jayne on May 8, 2013 at 3:57 pm

    Right on!

  2. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 8, 2013 at 3:58 pm

    Once again, well done! 🙂 It must be a blast living in your head……..

  3. Apparently, Juanderful is calling just one witness tomorrow for the aggrevating phase, Dr. Horn. He is to testify on how painful Travis’ last moments in his life was. Idk how true this next info is, but the Demon has already tweeted somehow that death will be more desirable than life in prison. Preemptive strike at the jury I think.

    • Hi Jas. I just tried to get on tweeter and it is jammed or something, can’t get on. If I do get on, I’ll post what the mouth and butcher have to say. 😉

      • Her Twitter account has been shut down! YAY!

        • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 4:29 am

          Let’s hope it stays that way but I have fears that she’ll be back to her usual publicity tricks. Watched the Fox interview late last night…..sickening that she hooked up with this reporter in Jan to agree to this interview.

        • Oh my goodness! Thank you for reporting the account has been closed.

          • Posted by sierra on May 9, 2013 at 10:30 am

            Twitter.com terms of service don’t allow for convicted felons, so once the verdict of guilty was in, her bony. loose-anus ass was promptly kicked to the curb.

    • Posted by MaRiley on May 8, 2013 at 7:02 pm

      So she’s saying that death is preferable to life in prison? Sounds like someone’s trying for that briar patch, Uncle Remus!

      • Hahahahaha YUP! We all learned reverse psychology from Ber Rabbit! I am soooo repeating that one, MaRiley…I will give you full credit!! LOL

    • I just watched On The Record on Fox news and they showed her post verdict interview. First of all, when asked what she would say to the family now, she said that she would say that she hopes they have some peace now. NOT EVEN AN APOLOGY TO THEM! She also had the idiocracy to say that Juan hid evidence. She’s all over the map. Said she wants the death penalty, “freedom will come sooner that way”. BITCH! Don’t know if she’s bluffing, but either way, she’s gonna suck it. Execution takes aprox 12 years. Let’s see how she would like being stuck in a tiny box by herself, getting out for excercise a few hours a week.

      • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 4:32 am

        NEVER a breath of an apology.

        • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 5:17 am

          Hid evidence? What would that be, the FAKE letters Travis supposedly writes?

        • Posted by Joanne on May 9, 2013 at 9:18 pm

          Of course no apology! I believe she thinks Travis had it coming to him. She said he is a hypocrite! Only she knew the “monster” he really was. Just one of the things I don’t get is why she would not let this “monster” out of her life! She can call him a hypocrite but does she, at the same time, call herself a murderer? The whole case is horrific for Travis, his family and hers, and for the tortured soul that abides in Jodi Arias.

      • Posted by sierra on May 9, 2013 at 10:36 am

        When asked what she’d do differently if she had it to do over, & Stabby Einstein says “I’d go to the police sooner” (meaning, right after murdering him) …nah, she didn’t say “I wouldn’t murder Travis”, she didn’t say “I wouldn’t go on a murder roadtrip”, she didn’t say “I wish I’d never met him” or “I wish I’d never obsessed over him” … nah, nope. She doesn’t even say “I’d keep my mouth shut next time, not initiate contact with the investigating detective, & would make sure I had an attorney present.” Nope, not this “Einstein.” And, of course, no “I’m sorry” either, to anyone.

        Instead, it’s like “he had it coming” .. I’d just stick to 1 story next time instead of 4 versions.

        • Posted by nella lee on May 9, 2013 at 6:42 pm

          But it’s even more insulting since everyone feels the need to “persecute” her, she prayed hard for the jury & now she doesn’t like Nurmi because “he’s the boss.” He better watch his back.

          Ironic that the DT filed a motion to have victim impact statements done on video so as to avoid any prejudice (emotional appeal) towards Stabby. This will protect her rights & avoid, maybe, the jury giving her death. Yet she says that’s what she wants. That Nurmi just doesn’t know when to quit!

  4. Oh, and great post. Enjoy you so much. Thanks for everything.

  5. Posted by Suzanne on May 8, 2013 at 4:01 pm

    Thank you for an eggs-tremely cool post to celebrate the Joyful
    News of the Verdict!!!! Halleluyah!!!
    Thank you Dear Jury!!!

    • I second Suzannes eggceptional post!!

      • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 4:35 am

        I third. GREAT post to put and keep all of this in perspective. Without Egg and all us followers I’d feel alone with my beliefs about this trial. Now we can relax and let the creative juices flow without such stress and doubt as to the verdict. And we can drink for fun!

        • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 4:36 am

          Librarian costume! Perfect. Wonder how they’ll dress her up for the remaining appearances. Hopefully in prison garb.

  6. Posted by RelievedinSC on May 8, 2013 at 4:02 pm

    In Common Sense’s name, Amen.

  7. Posted by GBPL on May 8, 2013 at 4:03 pm

    Oooooh I must relate a comment I read on another site in response to the defendant trying to sell “Survivor” t-shirts to advocate against domestic abuse…
    the comment said..and I quote..
    “Does anyone whoever dated Arias get a free shirt?” 😀

    In response to you Jenniferlyn…. Its a blast being on this side of Egg’s head!!!
    Love her sane input on an insane trial!!

  8. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 8, 2013 at 4:04 pm

    Wonder if Stabby’s watching HLN…..

  9. Posted by Koehnen on May 8, 2013 at 4:04 pm

    Boo yah!

  10. Posted by GBPL on May 8, 2013 at 4:07 pm

    Oh and *stadium wave* for the SuckItDemon, Arizona

    ahhhhh as they just replayed…”No jury will convict me…you can mark my words on that,…no jury will convict me”

    SUCK IT DEMON!!!!!!

    • SUCK IT DEMON!!!

      • Posted by GBPL on May 8, 2013 at 6:31 pm

        I really think her name should be “Legion” as there HAS to be multiple demons in that shell of humanoid

        • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 4:39 am

          Stadium wave……break-dance……singin’ in the rain Fred Astaire style…we can now sigh and let it all out. OR dancing to “The Heat is Juan”!!!!

  11. Posted by Jeanne on May 8, 2013 at 4:09 pm

    Our prayers have been answered! The shedevil’s look and gasp of disbelief will only be triumphed by her banshee scream when she hears the words ” death by lethal injection” Please tell me if the jurors can consider the shedevil’s horrible assasination of Travis’ character as part of the aggravating cruelty factor?

  12. Finally Jodi has been found guilty of murder one, go Juan finish the job the dealth penalty, that’s what she deserves. My heart reaches out for Travis family he wins just like I said. Yeah Jodi go ahead we all dare you to tweet something about the Jury. Jodi said no jury will convict her guess what they sure did convict you, now she begs for the dealth penalty.

  13. Posted by Candy on May 8, 2013 at 4:12 pm

    Just wanted to tell you how much I’ve enjoyed reading your blogs about this trial. Your snarky hilarity is a good antidote to the horrors we’ve subjected ourselves to. Thanks for the laughs!

  14. Posted by mystree10 on May 8, 2013 at 4:13 pm

    Such a sweet and satisfying post today! “Thank you very much”.

  15. Posted by yawningreyhound on May 8, 2013 at 4:15 pm

    Thank you for everything. I have to admit I use “Stabby Einstein” all the time and don’t credit you, but the circles I travel in with those words all know you, so I don’t think I’m plagiarizing too badly. You should get a Pulitzer for this blog and some other outstanding award for penning the name Stabby. It will never leave my brain.

  16. Posted by yawningreyhound on May 8, 2013 at 4:17 pm

    And, yes, Travis is still dead. But I hope his reputation has been recovered and we all know everything spilling out of Stabby’s mouth was lies. Did she tell even one truth? Maybe when she said “I can’t answer that” to the juror question “Would you ever have told the truth if you hadn’t been caught?” Maybe.

    • Posted by Polk8dot on May 9, 2013 at 7:14 am

      C’mon, you know that was a lie, too.
      SHE WOULD NEVER HAVE TOLD THE TRUTH of what she did.

      She looked into the Jury’s eyes and lied straight to their faces, with every single answer to every single question.
      We know, she knows, the Jury knows that she’s not capable of telling the truth, unless it will benefit her more than the lie, or unless she misspeaks.
      Lying, vicious,narcissistic piece of human garbage.

      BTW, when I saw her in court in makeup, I knew she was certain she was going to immediately go on a round of TV interviews (why else make yourself camera-ready?).
      Also, she thought she was done with these people, i.e. the Jury, and did not need to pretend any longer to be a meek, scared, shy battered woman, in buttoned up ‘omish’ blouses, persecuted for her beauty and genius by the jealous Jury members.

      Oooooooohhhhhhh, she was SOOOOOOOO going to show everybody how beautiful and eloquent she was, the moment she walked out of the courtroom a free woman.

      Too F-ing Bad the Jury had the mind of their own, and did not get with the program.
      YEAHHHHHHHH 🙂

  17. Posted by Pam on May 8, 2013 at 4:17 pm

    Wonderful, as usual!

  18. Posted by Katharine B. on May 8, 2013 at 4:17 pm

    So relieved that the jury did the right(eous) thing and gave Stabby Murder 1. Thanks to you, Egg, and all those who are living in the real world and share our thirst for justice.

  19. Egg…You ROCK! Your humor helped me relax through this trial. I wish I had seen you during the Pinellas County fiasco. Thanks for all you do! Now…I am going to enjoy a glass of wine and take a nap so I can dream of the sentencing phase! 🙂

  20. Thank you for the millionth time Egg, again, stellar post!
    The brand new felon 1st degree murderer gets to wear her stripes to court tomorrow, no more street clothes. What do you think Patch will be wearing? HA!

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 8, 2013 at 8:27 pm

      Does she really? What happened to Sheriff Arpaio making everyone wear pink? Or is that only for the men, since women would likely enjoy it? (something feminine and NOT ORANGE)

      • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 4:44 am

        All action stops at my house at 4 pm so I can see how ACT II proceeds. Can’t wait.

      • Too bad she didn’t get to do a stint in Sheriff Joe’s tent city for the last five years! That would get her used to the heat of the new climate where she is going once she is injected!

        • I live in Phoenix, AZ. The perfect place for Stabby would have been “tent city” 120 degrees is what this devil demon needs. To be honest the animal shelter is near by. The animals have A/C and they are treated with love and care, totally different from the prisoners at tent city. I think the animals are feed better as well. It gets hot as hell here in AZ. Stabby needs to suffer as she made Mr. Alexander suffer. One more thing, the jailbirds have fans, but outdoors in the summertime all you can feel is the unrelenting heat. Eggy, thank you for writing such eloquent blogs about,Stabby,Heavy D. and last but not least prom queen

  21. Posted by Frieda on May 8, 2013 at 4:27 pm

    Love ya, Egg!! What a good day. Thank you, Arizona! Up yours Florida who lets murderers go free(Casey Anthony) but murders the innocent (Terri Schiavo).

    This is THE FIRST TEAR I’ve ever seen fall down Jodi Murder1 Arias’ cheek: http://www.hlntv.com/video/2013/05/08/jodi-arias-guilty-first-degree-murder-friend-travis-Aaron-Dewey No more nose crying for the demon.

    She truly only cries for herself.

    Fox news apparently interviewed her already??? How does that work?? She allegedly said she prefers death to prison. Ummm..

    • Posted by Frieda on May 8, 2013 at 4:44 pm

      OMG. Alyce LV and Jodi have already been interviewed by Fox?? Why is this allowed?? would give them a voice??? So unfair! TA’s family can’t speak out yet.

  22. Posted by Tonya Brown on May 8, 2013 at 4:29 pm

    I wonder if the witch will have access to her face paint now…or haircolor 🙂
    And maybe, just maybe HLN will be done with their ridiculous theatre’s now. I was ready to yank JVM’s nasty hair out last nite cuz nasty hodi’s hair color was all they talked about

    • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 5:22 am

      I’ve seen a few gray hairs in Stabby’s hair, it’s probably going to be completely gray in a few months.

  23. Posted by Terri LaValle on May 8, 2013 at 4:30 pm

    As she is now a convicted murderer she will not be allowed to have a surrogate tweet for her. Nor will she be allowed to pimp her artwork through her surrogate either. In fact her surrogate is a convicted felon and no longer can have contact with her. So bye bye Donovan. Where was Nurmi today? This was his case not Wilmott’s. He couldn’t stand another day of looking at the client he doesn’t like; yet, he made a bundle of money being offensive defending her. I am grateful the jury came to the right decision. Now all they need to do is agree on the death penalty……….Some how I don’t think that will be a problem.
    .

  24. Posted by KSA on May 8, 2013 at 4:30 pm

    She’s already given an interview to the local FOX affiliate before leaving the courthouse. She just canNOT shut up.

    Link to watch it via computer over at the State vs Jodi Arias Facebook page. 5pm AZ time is when it airs.

  25. Posted by Robin on May 8, 2013 at 4:32 pm

    The Jodi Arias is Innocent website is having a major meltdown! They are pissed that the Alexander family is filing a wrongful death suit. I have to admit, I enjoy how bitter they are! I figure they’re feeling much like Jodi is right now.

    I heard screams could be heard from her when she met with her after the verdict. LOL I think she was so sure that ‘no jury will convict me’ to the bitter end. Guess what bit@h they saw through your lies.

    Today was a good day for justice. Like many others, my faith has been restored!

    • Hi Robin, I’ll think I’ll take a little trip over to that web site and stir the pot a little. They probably won’t post it, the bastards.
      The look on her face was like in complete disbelief and shock. The bitch still didn’t cry.
      I hope she goes completely mental on death row and outs herself. naaaahhh.

      • Be very careful, Ive heard horror stories of peoples computers getting viruses after visiting “that site.”

        • Posted by GBPL on May 8, 2013 at 6:33 pm

          “That site” or otherwise known as “Satan’s armpit” 😀

        • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 4:50 am

          Thanks for the tip….is very tempting and I’m in the mood to observe their melting down but won’t give them the attention.

          • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 5:24 am

            They won’t post anything anti-Stabby over there Marnie. Yet they’ll complain endlessly about nobody on the pro Travis wanting to hear their side. Hypocritical much?

            • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 6:14 am

              Guess I’ll keep my visit to that site as a silent one – just nose around for my own enjoyment.

  26. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 8, 2013 at 4:35 pm

    Citizens of the world (specifically Mormon men from AZ that sell legal insurance) you can breathe easy with Stabby “I didn’t do anything wrong” Einstein’s conviction on Premeditated 1st Degree Murder:

    If the state has filed a notice of intent to seek the death penalty and the defendant is:

    1. Convicted of first degree murder pursuant to section 13-1105, subsection A, paragraph 1 or 3 and was at least eighteen years of age at the time of the commission of the offense, the defendant shall be sentenced to death or imprisonment in the custody of the state department of corrections for natural life as determined and in accordance with the procedures provided in section 13-752. A defendant who is sentenced to natural life is not eligible for commutation, parole, work furlough, work release or release from confinement on any basis.

    She ain’t NEVER getting out!!

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 6:18 am

      Let’s hope……I’m concerned about future tricksters who may represent her for their own gain – tricksters who may be able to pull some sort of fast one on the system. Guess my initial joyful reaction is starting to poke holes in itself.

  27. You are eggsactly right on… Thanks again,, and I am soo glad this creature got 1st degree…..

  28. Posted by Judy Morris on May 8, 2013 at 4:49 pm

    She is already on her usual ‘I’m worthy’ self….giving out interviews to tv stations!!!!! She would be farther ahead if she had got on the stand, told the truth, and begged for mercy weeks ago! Too late now….Det.Flores warned her 5 years ago to just come clean and beg for mercy because ‘you don’t want to face Juan Martinez in court!!!!”

  29. Posted by Cindy Lou on May 8, 2013 at 4:49 pm

    Looks like the Devil will not be dancing tonight…..

    • No the devil probably will not be Dancing tonight but she can start getting ready to meet Satan and look hot for him…….hey she begged for the dealth penalty

      • Posted by "De-edifying" Watcher on May 8, 2013 at 5:06 pm

        “Jenny nearly bit through her lip like a failed Molly Ringwald wannabe.”
        Pure Gold !!!

        Meanwhile Stabby gets to give interviews…WTH !!

  30. Posted by fergie on May 8, 2013 at 5:00 pm

    Hoe-di has just been put on suicide watch! She’s too much of a narcissist to ever kill herself. p.s. Juan will you marry me?

    • Its a ploy for sympathy. I think she has probably convinced herself she’s a legitimate victim. Narcissists can convince themselves oc ANYTHING to avoid takng rssponsiblity for ANY bad behavior.

  31. Terri LaValleI hope you are right….

  32. she still wants the DP according to her interview with myfoxphoenix

  33. Posted by Jimmy D on May 8, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    From the you know who is innocent web page:

    Blank AKA So and So Says:
    May 8, 2013 at 5:12 pm
    The F—–g B——s! They;re Rabid Animals.
    They Knew JM hadn’t Proven it!
    F—–g Republicans!

    See the Republicans did it again AKA Bushes fault!

    Kind of upset over there EH!

  34. Egg, I’m fine. Just went over to the Jodi Arias is Innocent web site. HA!!
    What a bunch of backwards mentally challenged people! They think that the appeal can be brought against HLN for too much coverage and not having the jury be sequestered.
    They’re all crying in their beers, unlike us! LOSERS!
    They want to gather money and have….Jose Baez represent her at appeals! HAAA!!!!
    She might as well slit her own throat! They’re so stupid not knowing that she can get her own attorney for free!
    They claim that Greta Van Su???? is interviewing the butcher at 9:00 tonight on FOX. We’ll see….
    ahhh, I’m so happy for Travis’s family and him now…..

    • Posted by Judy Morris on May 8, 2013 at 7:20 pm

      I just heard Jose Baez say on HLN After Dark that he thought tge verdict was correct!!!

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 8, 2013 at 8:32 pm

      “We are team Stabby, and we WILL (not) BE victorious……

      Pppffftttttt

    • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 5:46 am

      I saw a woman interviewed from the trial of that Dr. who gave Michael Jackson his drugs. They were not sequestered and she said they didn’t watch anything regarding the trial, that when she got home at the end of the day she had things to do, dinner to make, chores, errands to run etc. and watching or reading anything about it was the last thing on her mind.

  35. Posted by Diane Eischer on May 8, 2013 at 5:27 pm

    Hope you will be blogging during the trial of the castro brothers from Cleveland!!

  36. Posted by Jaime on May 8, 2013 at 5:44 pm

    I am SO ELATED that JUSTICE has been served!!! The look on her face was PRICELESS! She REALLY thought this would be a hung jury or a Manslaughter conviction!! How do you like EATING your very own words, Jodi!! LOL

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 4:56 am

      You’re right. I believe that look was the first – and most likely only – time we’ll see a genuine reaction from this murderer.

  37. Just got off the @jodiarias twitter site, it’s jammed. It’s the only reason I joined up with Tweeter is to read that trash from Donavan. I think they are closing it down.
    Anyway, Sherriff Joe cancelled the interview for FOX tonight since JoDie is on suicide watch now. Yeah!!! Do it bitch, do it!

  38. Posted by Frieda on May 8, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    I can’t believe Sheriff Joe let her be interviewed on FOX for 45 mins! WTH?? She is still lying and manipulating, still refuses to apologize to Travis’ family and is playing the celebrity martry, claiming she prefers death to life. Bet she won’t beg for it tomorrow. Reverse psychology? Stupidity? Maybe they let her talk to give her more rope to literally hang herself tomorrow

    • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 5:49 am

      I recorded Dr. Drew from last night and he’s saying it’s impossible to know what she’s doing here. One of his guests said she was heard arguing with her lawyers, they were probably trying to talk her out of doing the interview.

    • Posted by Joanne on May 9, 2013 at 9:45 pm

      Does anyone recall that Jodi’s mother said that people told her that her daughter needed help? I never heard that she GOT that help and I don’t hear or read of anyone else giving a whit of attention to that issue. I guess we’ll never know that therapy early on in Jodi’s life could/would have prevented this heinous slaughter of another human being, Travis Alexander.

  39. Posted by Frieda on May 8, 2013 at 6:06 pm

    Apparently she said Juan is “shady”????

  40. Posted by Mumzy on May 8, 2013 at 6:09 pm

    Crime doesn’t pay! !! !!!! !!!! So say we all!

  41. She’s continuing to blame everyone else for Jodi’s behaviors, I pray Jodi sits on death row, until death. Go Juan go!

  42. Posted by "De-edifying" Watcher on May 8, 2013 at 6:33 pm

    I call BS on Stabby’s claim she wants the DP. Arias wants the DP as much as Perky wants to do the nasty with Bluto.
    As usual, Stabby thinks she can out-psych everyone and get the jury to “not” vote DP so as to not grant her wish.

    Calling Jaun Martinez by his first name and saying “he is shady” is a very stupid, un-Einstein-like move at this point.
    Stabby…think, think….you’re calling Superman out…again!!
    Do you really want to do that?
    Do you have a memory problem?? Do you not remember how well that worked last time, as evidenced by today’s verdict.
    You need a few more headstands.

    • Posted by GBPL on May 8, 2013 at 6:43 pm

      Love your name! De-edifying..watcher! ugughhhh She couldn’t of used that word or rather made up word anymore if she tried!

      Like Eggy said… ” Please, Stabby, be stupid enough to blame them for your current circumstances. I beg you.”

      Looks like she heard her….LOUD and CLEAR!! 😀

      *lets out more rope (or alleged rope ) for said demon(s) to hang herself*

      • Posted by "De-edifying" Watcher on May 8, 2013 at 6:59 pm

        Yep, she is following the Eggy Plan to a T.

        Wonder who lent her the lip gloss for the interview?
        Whomever it was would wise to not ask for it back.

        • Posted by GBPL on May 8, 2013 at 7:04 pm

          I haven’t seen the interview yet…. i’m sure it will be aired again soon!

        • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 4:59 am

          Lip gloss and I believe mascara.

        • Posted by sierra on May 9, 2013 at 10:48 am

          I think it was vaseline, not lip gloss. Unless Willmott gave her some of hers, or that skank mitigation specialist (formerly a victim’s advocate, the turncoat tramp) who was her 2nd BFF next to Willmott in court & passed “notes” from Stabby to her mother & friend during the whole trial.

    • Posted by Frieda on May 8, 2013 at 7:05 pm

      LOL Love the name, too. Do you have a link to it? Everyone is “a-twitter” about her Juan comments but I can’t find them anywhere.

      • Posted by GBPL on May 8, 2013 at 7:14 pm

        I just saw a clip and just a “clip” with her shiny lips saying that she stands by her word that she would rather have death than life…”longevity runs in my family”
        WHO SAYS THAT?!?!?! I’m saying she used KY on her lips… anyone!?!? lol

        • No kidding…and me thinks Stabby just broke the cycle, albeit not in the natural order of things…KY or Preparation H? I’m going with PH cuz those lips of hers need to cease flappin’!!!

        • Posted by Frieda on May 8, 2013 at 8:12 pm

          Isn’t her father dying of lymphoma and kidney failure? More lies.

        • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 5:05 am

          And her comment about being a non-smoker…..so she’ll have a long life. Such twisted comments – just convicted of Murder 1 and she’s talking about her expected longevity? Where is Dick Samuels when we need him to shine some light on her words.

          Calling Juan by his first name shows her arrogance. Way back when I also didn’t like when she called Travis’ dog by his nickname too – “Naps.” Might be a petty point – just me being petty.

          • Posted by sierra on May 9, 2013 at 10:51 am

            As if society gives a crap about when she’s carried out in a pine box from prison…don’t worry Stabby, we’ll put it in the future Warden’s “to do” list, because it’s likely that there’s some prison inmate who’s just aching to take you out just for the prison-cache it’d bring them…to be the one who took Stabby out…hopefully, with a shiv, wouldn’t the irony be rich ?

            • Posted by Frank Barnhart on May 11, 2013 at 9:40 am

              Maybe someone can “spin her around” and “bend her over ” that pine box.I think she said she’d been spun around and bent over everything but a pine box by Travis.How do you like it now Bitch?

          • Posted by Joanne on May 9, 2013 at 9:51 pm

            For sure this is not a laughing matter but your post ending in “You need a few more headstands provided needed comic relief! LOL

          • Posted by Joanne on May 9, 2013 at 9:56 pm

            Non-smoker…long life? Unbelievable comments from a 1st degree murderer.

        • Posted by fillymj on May 9, 2013 at 4:53 pm

          KY……..good one. LOL

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 4:59 am

      De-edifying…great name. Kind of makes me want to change mine to “let’s conversate”

    • Posted by Mollyc on May 9, 2013 at 10:02 am

      OMG ! A few more headstands! Excellent!

    • OMGosh…That made me so mad that she kept calling him by his first name. She did the same thing on the stand when she talked about Detective Flores. She kept saying, “Flores”, but she used “Detective” for the other officer. UGH, I can’t stand that is so disrespectful them! Too bad they won’t just give her what she wants and save our taxes for something that is worth while!

  43. Arias just can’t help herself; she gave an interview 20 minutes after the verdict. Before this interview she was heard screaming at her defense team. They were probably trying to talk her out of the interview; but like all the other times, she knows best. Can’t wait for the sentence so I don’t have to think about this monster ever again.

    • Posted by gailie on May 8, 2013 at 6:41 pm

      I’ve said it before…. but check out the Shawn Nelson trial in Colorado… Hodi has the same personality and she did the same after conviction interview…

  44. Her Twitter account has been shut down!!

  45. Posted by gailie on May 8, 2013 at 6:39 pm

    I just flat out plain ass love you. And your blog… I want to let you know what a difference you made in this world and our lives… yes, you did that… you made a lot of people’s lives better…I don’t know you, I haven’t met you but know you made a difference in this world! Good job!

    • Posted by GBPL on May 8, 2013 at 6:47 pm

      excellent post and whole heartedly agree!!! 😛

    • Posted by Faithful on May 9, 2013 at 2:59 am

      Hi Eggy,Thanks for making it easier to put up with all the lies from Stabby. You helped all of us get through this with a sense of humor. Keep up the great job you are doing.

  46. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 8, 2013 at 7:07 pm

    Stabby was convicted of the top charge, AND Dr. McDreamy will be testifying tomorrow? I must have been very very good in a past life (& Stabby was very very BAD……. in both lives!)

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 6:22 am

      So much going on in my own household (elderly/fragile in-law issues – me going out of town tomorrow for a few days (NOTHING done to prepare yet) – when it rains it pours) – BUT the craziness and preparations here will come to a screeching halt at 4pm today so I tune in and watch phase 2!

  47. Posted by Dlc_007 on May 8, 2013 at 7:17 pm

    Delusion is a hell of drug. And now she will die of an overdose.

  48. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 8, 2013 at 7:19 pm

    I’m getting endless amounts of enjoyment hearing that she got in a fight with her attorneys, or for whatever reason was yelling at them IMMEDIATELY following the verdict. (and then went right out to do interviews!! Remorse? Stabby don’t play that!!) Hmm, maybe someone should clue her in that her Access Hollywood “interview” likely sealed her current fate. In other words Einstein, you find yourself in it’s current surroundings because you couldn’t (nay, WOULDN’T) KEEP YOUR FRIGGIN MOUTH SHUT!! Do your lying a** a favor and stop. Just stop already.

    How very generous of Stabby to buy indigent inmates some junk food. When they receive it, we can ask if it makes up for the fact that they didn’t get to have a visitor because
    Stabby was having MULTIPLE VISITORS, and it created a security risk. So, Doritos or a visit. Wonder which they’d prefer?

    I thought CA courted photographers, but she never even came close to the media wh*ore this woman is!

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 6:26 am

      Would love to know what they were getting all “screamy” about! Any normal person would be crushed and frozen….but any normal person wouldn’t have gotten themselves into this mess in the first place. What a generous sweetheart she must be to buy junk food for jail pals….just like OJ who bought the whole cell block Snickers the day his incarceration began.

  49. Posted by timber on May 8, 2013 at 7:22 pm

    Eggy … Have been reading your blog since the Pinellas12’s travesty of justice – and just love, love love your wit and insight.
    During these past 4 months of Stabby’s trial you’ve brought smiles & hope to all who hurt for Travis and his family.
    Today … Decided I must join in with all your other fans and post.
    What a wonderful day for justice in America – my faith has been restored!

    I’m thinking that Jenny and Heavy D had better be watching their backs. JA will turn her evil shark eyes toward them next.

    • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 5:57 am

      Seriously, I wouldn’t put it past her to try and put some hits out from prison. Especially considering Dr. DeMarte’s laptop was stolen earlier this year.

  50. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 8, 2013 at 7:25 pm

    She must be concealing a pair of the biggest, roundest, hairiest set of balls possible to think she has a right to speak in the DIRECTION.of Travis’ family. Thank goodness for us all that she will NEVER be a part of our (free) society again!

    • Posted by GBPL on May 8, 2013 at 7:30 pm

      oh my goodness… I MUST find the entire clip… what a freaking hateful heifer.
      How dare she think her stupid “reverse psychology” is even going to work…
      REEEEEDICULOUS!!!

      Lets for ONCE accomodate her… and do her a solid and fulfill her request!

      • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 7:44 am

        This is really disgusting and I probably shouldn’t even admit to it but, have you seen her crotch? It is just bizarre looking. I’ve watched some porn with the hubs and honestly, haven’t seen one quite like it.

        • Hahahaah I wonder what “stabby” will do today?

          • She went to the trouble to get Brazilians but didn’t bleach her back porch 0_o

            • It’s stolen…I mean…borrowed from Marley and Me. This blog seriously has kept me from clawing up the walls to the ceiling I was so nervous the past three days THANK you Egg! *LOVE the town names 😀 * And the front porch looks like it has caved in on itself … x_x

    • Posted by Dlc_007 on May 8, 2013 at 7:41 pm

      It’s standard procedure for someone who doesn’t have a soul.

  51. Posted by Dlc_007 on May 8, 2013 at 7:32 pm

    News Flash! The devil has rejected Stabby’s entrance into hell…He doesn’t want the bad press.

    • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 7:45 am

      Hehehe, that was funny. He held up a You are NOT welcome here in Hell sign:)

    • Posted by pfenix on May 9, 2013 at 6:13 pm

      Oh that is so righteous! Here is Nancy Grace’s version on HLN:

      Nancy: BOMBSHELL tonight: Satan has rejected Jodi Arias entrance into Hell! You heard me right, the Dark Lord over all of Hell has rejected admittance to murderess Jodi Arias who killed her lover Travis Alexander. Jinkasaures tell us what is going on in Hell.

      Jinkasarus: Nancy we are here at the gates of Hell. Satan’s PR rep Jonathon Jaxson, former PR rep for Kim Kardashian, just confirmed that Jodi Arias aka Stabby Einstein has been banned from ever entering the unholy domain of Hell. As you can see behind me there are demons protesting and holding signs, some of which say “Stabby Stay Away” “Hell Welcomes You NOT!!: “Get the Heavens Away from Here!” “We Didn’t Order Your Psycho Sauce”

      Nancy: Jink were you able to ask why the Mistress of Manipulation was banned by the DEVIL?

      JinK: The media was not allowed to ask questions, but were told that Satan looks forward to seeing us all after our deaths.

      Nancy: Breaking News, the most evil presence in the Universe and Lord of Hell rejects Jodi Arias. Matt Zurell weigh in!

      Matt: Nancy, I imagine that the Devil doesn’t even want someone as dumb and evil as Stabby Einstein stalking, stabbing, shooting and then accusing him of being a good and holy man to smear and trash his evil reputation in Hell. And you know Heaven is never going to take her either Nancy.

      Nancy: Unleash the lawyers! For Heaven’s Defense is Juan Martinez, representing Hell is Jose Baez…

  52. Posted by Misty on May 8, 2013 at 7:42 pm

    Suck it Demon…HAHAHA I love it Eggy you have a fan for life I have now had a chance to read all of your posts and they are great. Thanks for always seeing things with some humor it certainly got my though Stabby’s tria…l.I would like to see Jodi attacked by one of The Walking Dead. LOL

    • Posted by pfenix on May 9, 2013 at 6:17 pm

      Even Zombies wouldn’t eat her, they no likey Psycho Sauce. Yecch!

  53. Posted by Sully on May 8, 2013 at 7:45 pm

    Still basking in the afterglow of Justice served! Christmas has returned to Whoville! Thanks, Eggy, for tellin’ it like it is, most wickedly. The aggravation continues tomorrow, I hope Egg Tree News has its media pass.

  54. Jodi Arias verdict update: Arias says she prefers death over life in prison, according to new report

    Read more: http://www.abc15.com/dpp/news/region_phoenix_metro/central_phoenix/jodi-arias-verdict-she-prefers-death-over-life-in-prison-according-to-report#ixzz2SlBbws7G

    • Posted by Sully on May 8, 2013 at 7:55 pm

      Hmmm, Jodi, who always tells the truth, says she wants the death penalty. Let’s see how well this reverse psychology works with the jury, who obviously bought was she was sellin’ the first time.

    • Posted by Dlc_007 on May 8, 2013 at 7:56 pm

      To bad for her, but she’s getting both. She’ll spend her life in prison until death.

      • Stabby is definitely a demon and I am sure Stabby mom had no idea she gave birth to a demon, she deserves what she gets? Go Juan go keep up the good work.

  55. Posted by Misty on May 8, 2013 at 7:59 pm

    Her Twitter account is shut down. HLN reported that she was yelling at The Homecoming Queen Jenny and Heavy D about the verdict but they don’t now exactly what was said, Stabby had the nerve to say “Now the Alexander family can remember Travis they way the want” to. Implying all those horrible things she said were true and their memories are wrong.. I can’t stand the Demon…Suck it Stabby!!!

  56. I’m trying to find the vid of the murderer after court today……….brb

  57. HERE IT IS!!! THE MURDERER SMILES AND SPEAKS AFTER COURT: UGH!!!
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/08/jodi-arias-death-is-the-ultimate-freedom_n_3241432.html

    • Posted by GBPL on May 8, 2013 at 8:17 pm

      I want to see where she screams at her attorney’s and disses Juan!!

      Where did people see this!?!??! :/

      • Hi GBPL, according to the many sites I was reading, she freaked out after this interview. Some where, there is an interview of Patch and Heavy, still trying to find that.
        On her twitter account they mentioned it that has now closed down.

        • Posted by GBPL on May 8, 2013 at 8:25 pm

          Thanks Carol! I had to work for that precious 1 hour after the verdict, I appreciate all the updates! 🙂

    • Thanks for posting this Carol!

      She honestly thought that she was gonna walk. In the words of another felon that we all know and wished THIS verdict for…Surprise, surprise!!!

      Stabby HAS to be Lizzy Borden reincarnated…

      See ya’ll tomorrow…{{{night night}}}

  58. Oh yeah…gotta love her “PLEASE don’t throw me in the briar patch~!”

    • Hi clearancepuppy- love the name! She just doesn’t get it!!! She really needs to die, that’s what she wants anyway. That’s why they have the bitch on suicide watch now.

  59. Eggy just want to say thank you!

    • Thank you Frieda!! Did you notice she had on the striped pants to go with her black top? HA!!! Dead woman walking…..

      • Posted by Frieda on May 8, 2013 at 8:47 pm

        No, I didn’t notice until you mentioned it. Isn’t that kind of weird that she was allowed to be interviewed and only wear half her jail garb? I have a feeling that heads are going to roll after Juan’s celebration is over. I sure wish someone had had a camera rolling on Juan when they read the verdict! Darn darn darn

        • Yea, they didn’t show him or heavy, WTH? I didn’t hear any chains dragging like when swamp mom came into court but I suppose they had her shock collar on her waist, couldn’t see that either.
          What I wanna know is why did the fat cop allow her to turn to the audience and stare at them and why the hell didn’t they make the bitch stand up when be convicted? Hmmm?

          • Posted by GBPL on May 8, 2013 at 9:11 pm

            I can’t believe she was able to have as much freedom to turn around and yuck it up with that one “mediator” and look at her posse (HA!)
            As I stated before in one of my MANY posts…(sorryforthetakeoverEgg!)

            She should of had one of the chairs like on the “Voice”!!!!

            • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 6:31 am

              The VOICE chair – too funny! I didn’t like the way she took a few steps behind Jenny as the jury exited – actually tilting her head so she could see the jury….as if to get in one last poor-me look at them.

              • Posted by GBPL on May 9, 2013 at 4:23 pm

                ughhhhh I saw that too!
                I was thinking that she was rather shooting them a “curse-you-and-die-MoFo’s”
                look, while TRYING to look like “poor-me”

                She is cookoo for coco puffs for sure!!! 😛

              • Posted by pfenix on May 9, 2013 at 6:22 pm

                Whooo, I saw that too. So wrong and just plain creepy. Par for the course with her.

    • Posted by GBPL on May 8, 2013 at 8:39 pm

      craphousemouse…. I just saw the first part…gotta go back and see the rest.

      “….hope they can remember him in the way they want to..” ( or something close)

      RATHER THAN….

      “Remember him the way I portrayed him to be….”

      *stomps around the room*

      • Yea, GB, no remorse whatsoever, none, zip. She just doesn’t get it.
        Karma is shining down today!

  60. AHHHH, what a relief is was to know that she-devil’s sorry excuses and outright lies were so easily dismissed by this jury. Soon her name will be forgotten, all her so-called friends will move on to another loser and she will disappear off the face of this beautiful planet. Memories of Travis will never fade but, at least all the dirt and mud will be placed on the soul of the demon that tried to mess him up. Rest in Peace Travis, the normal and good people of AZ have spoken and justice will be served for cutting you down in your prime. Give the Alexander Family their space and time and thank God, they will come to terms with this terrible loss. Gone too soon,,, Thank you Egg for all your blogging. It was the only thing to look forward to at the end of the day,

  61. Posted by T22 on May 8, 2013 at 8:36 pm

    HA! Awesomeness Abounds in Arizona.

  62. Posted by Frieda on May 8, 2013 at 8:51 pm

    I bet the evidence Juan “hid” are the forged pedophile letters that are under court seal. In her twisted little demonic mind she thinks this will win her appeal and cause a mistrial. I can just see the wheels turning. Yes, Jodi, society feels the need to get people who murder other people off the streets or better, off the planet.

    I don’t think she has a high IQ. I think her demon took the test for her.

    • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 6:03 am

      I think that was the “hidden evidence” too. She ordered her mom to take those letters to the National Enquirer and print them but the NE turned them down:)

      • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 6:34 am

        What a sick bunch – misfits – letters to the NE…what next? And the high IQ? I think that was a fluke.

  63. Posted by Tracy Davis on May 8, 2013 at 8:56 pm

    People are saying the defense didn’t do a good enough job. Please; look at what they had to work with!

    • Posted by GBPL on May 8, 2013 at 9:01 pm

      Oh they “tried”!!! With the teenage angst, eyerolls, ridiculous objections… stomping up to the Judge…

      oh they tried!!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀

  64. Posted by GBPL on May 8, 2013 at 8:59 pm

    Love this blog and all opinions… but in listening to the recaps ect…

    Why is there a decrepency from 27- 29 stab wounds??

    Either/Or people… not that 2 more or less matters in the big picture, but its been driving me nuts that the reports can never be the same.

  65. Posted by Frank Barnhart on May 8, 2013 at 9:00 pm

    Thay just showed the Arias Rat Pack leaving the jail after a visit with Stabby.Nana Arias was sprinting to the parking lot jumping over curbs.What a wheelchair scam she is!In court she couldn’t even hold her head up in that wheelchair.The whole Rat Pack is a fraud!

    • Where’d you see that Frank?
      Supposedly, there is an interview of Patch and Heavy after the conviction too, can’t find it yet.

      • Posted by Frank Barnhart on May 8, 2013 at 9:18 pm

        It was on HNL After Dark.I heard about it on Martinez FB page and turned it on.They’ll probably show it again because it’s still on.I haven’t seen anything about Patch or Heavy. They’re probably at the house heavily medicated!

    • Posted by Sully on May 8, 2013 at 9:30 pm

      Thank you, Frank. I saw that, too! And apparently she was sitting in a wheelchair today in the courtroom. In the clip outside, she was walking under her own steam, not limping or holding onto someone. Just another act in the circus, she said bitterly.

      • Posted by Laurie on May 8, 2013 at 9:44 pm

        LOL – This is the first time I heard about granny not needing a wheelchair.

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 6:36 am

      Wheelchair scam….I just answered my own “what next?” question. Hopefully these clips will be showed again. I missed them and an dying to get a look at the defense – just want to gloat on my part.

    • Posted by fillymj on May 9, 2013 at 4:59 pm

      The Arias family has a bad aura about them. Really an ugly lot.

  66. Well, good night friends, it’s been a great hell of a day! 😀

    • Posted by GBPL on May 8, 2013 at 9:21 pm

      Night Carol!! Thanks for responding and keeping me in the loop! 😀

  67. Posted by mcgee on May 8, 2013 at 9:19 pm

    only two words come to mind…….WOO HOO! (you are “hardboiled” to the core eggy!)

  68. Posted by adrianadalba on May 8, 2013 at 9:29 pm

    Strawberry frapuccinos for everybody!!! Justice has been served. Thanks Egg for your fantastic blogs throughout the trial, they certainly helped me to make it more bearable.

  69. Posted by Earlene Kooms on May 8, 2013 at 9:42 pm

    Thank you

  70. Posted by Laurie on May 8, 2013 at 9:51 pm

    I wonder how Jenny is going to treat Dr. Horn on the witness stand tomorrow. She had such a good time talking about the typo on his medical report and then giving him her haughty stare.

  71. saw your blog posted on Juan’s FBook page…nothing with “eggy” on it…I cut and pasted your sunny side up egg on the comments….thanks eggy!

  72. Posted by Chris West Palm Beach on May 8, 2013 at 10:15 pm

    Yikes! I actually took 2 Ibuprophen 30 mins. before the verdict was read. I was anticipating a massive headache if I didn’t agree with the verdict. Stabby made sure she applied her lip gloss before the TV interview. I was shocked, that she had the balls
    to ONCE again go before the camera. Doesn’t she remember that it didn’t work out for her the first two times? Is there now any doubt that she has a list of personality disorders? Hoping that the Alexander family and friends can finally get a good nights sleep. They deserve it.

  73. Posted by michele on May 8, 2013 at 10:25 pm

    Jose Baez on HLN said, “Jodi won’t get the Death Penalty…. Nurmi will KILL HER TONIGHT!”

    I never thought he would become so likable. I’m SOOOO happy he wasn’t Jodi’s lawyer.

    FOr that, we should be grateful to HeavyD and goth queen. What do you think they’re doing tonight, other than tearing out what’s left of their hair, and getting really wasted?

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 8:44 am

      I bet they’re pushing ahead with their arrogance and plan to pull something out of a hat during these next 2 phases. Might not be so disturbing to watch them now that they’ve lost.

    • Posted by sierra on May 9, 2013 at 11:30 am

      Did you notice Stabby mouthing “who’s the foreman?” to Homecoming Queen Reject Jenny right when the judge had just begun announcing & before the jurors were individually polled ? Welp, HQR Jenny didn’t know apparently. So Stabby couldn’t put a wiccan hex on the jury foreman yet. I hope the foreman’s identity is never revealed – Stabby’s likely to try to slaughter them, knowing how she operates. I hope it bothers her the rest of her life, not knowing.

    • Posted by mcollins on May 9, 2013 at 2:03 pm

      Kind of hate to admit it, but as much as I thought I DESPISED Jose Baez, it pales in comparison to my loathing of Nurmi & Wilmott. Not to say Baez isn’t as sleazy & unethical as they come, because well… he is.. The Honorable Judge Belvin Perry nipped that mystery in the bud on Friday’s “Today” show. (Shout-out & thanks for that, JP!)

      But there is just something way way dark and twisted about the rock Nurmi’s living under. He’s more obsessed about sex than his murdering client ever thought of being.

      She’s a demonic killer, no question about it, hopefully headed to death row..But Nurmi will go on to solicit more pedophiles, rapists & sexual predators ~ spending days undermining and discrediting children, casting doubt on what rape victims will report is THE single worst moment of their lives.

      For him to play ~ & narrate!! ~ an EDITED sex tape in closing arguments was unbelievable. People had JOKED about him doing that – because it was SO RIDICULOUS…He actually did it! What???? The verbal assault on Deanna.. for what? Could he not see people recoil, searching for something to vomit in?? Starts his closing mentioning sexual orientation…um, who, pray tell, in that moment, was thinking about anyone’s sexual orientation? Oh wait, Nurmi was. At first glance, some might say he’s as “professional” as he can be, given the controversial topic, but.. Well, let’s just say it’s been a VERY long trial and at some point things just become… revealing.

      • Posted by fillymj on May 9, 2013 at 5:03 pm

        Agree mcollins.

        It is his field of expertise so what else can he talk about ? Going to take a shower now.

        • Before the verdict was announced, I was so nervous I cleaned the entire kitchen, an aquarium, and took a shower… after…I bounced on my couch BOING

  74. Yippee! This jury got it right (I’m still smarting about the one from Pinellas county in Florida.)

    Thankyou thankyou thankyou Eggy for making this trial bearable.

    Hugs from over the pond ♥♥♥

  75. I heart U 🙂

  76. Posted by Greta on May 8, 2013 at 11:35 pm

    I can no longer live without a dose of egg tree news in my life. Your blog has made the whole Stabby Einstein case worth living through and now I look forward to your insight into other matters. I hope we all see the day when your unique journalism covers the trial of the kidnapper of those three women in Ohio. Please keep bringing me news. I prefer your delivery to that of anyone else’s.

  77. Posted by Frieda on May 9, 2013 at 12:27 am

    I bet the dumb guards didn’t know what to do and she told them it was prearranged but I suspect it was never approved. The court there isn’t used to high profile cases and obviously doesn’t have a protocol in place. She was supposed to be under high security. What she said about Travis’ being an abuser and a pedophile again, and then his family is so cruel, still rubbing it in that she killed him. Most of those are repeated tiidbits but #2 and #5 and 7 have the slightly different parts.

    She didn’t ever once say she was sorry!!! Nothing was her fault. DP please!

  78. Posted by smap@mail.com on May 9, 2013 at 2:18 am

    No more TWEETS. Her account was shut down by the tough guy, THE SHERIFF.

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 8:40 am

      About time the sheriff took action. Too bad someone else didn’t snuff out that Fox interview before the camera started running.

  79. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 9, 2013 at 3:19 am

    Watching a rerun of the 2nd (3rd?) hour of HLN’s “After Dark”, and following the doctor through the minutia of the attack is just CHILLING! To know that (based on multiple doctors’ professional opinions) Travis almost certainly felt, and was aware of, everything that was happening until he finally, mercifully, lost consciousness (and subsequently died) after suffering the fatal neck wound in his bedroom doorway…I’m not kidding, I am sick to my stomach….and not JUST from seeing Judge “Tears-for-Anna-Nicole” Seidlin spouting of his opinions with the confidence of one who DIDN’T boo-hoo’d his way through one of the largest civil trials in recent years. (that man seriously bugs!)

    On a personal note:I sat trying to remember back to a time in my life when I was ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED – (never having faced a time when I’ve feared for my life, I can only equate it to: 1. When my Dad had his 1st heart attack, 2. the morning I came downstairs and discovered my Mom had passed away 3) the night my 2 y/o nephew sleep-walked downstairs to a recliner, and I COULD NOT FIND HIM FOR 15 MINUTES!!! He was so squished in the corner of the chair, he was virtually invisible) and even taking myself back to those times of my ultimate fear, I KNOW it can’t even come CLOSE to what Travis felt in those last few moments of his life…not just the despair he must have felt KNOWING he was going to die,… but the shock (despite how Stabby acted towards him after their breakup) at realizing how horribly he had been “betrayed”!!! His racing heart was only killing him faster by pumping out his life’s blood faster. He saw himself in the mirror coughing up blood and spraying it all over the backsplash behind the sink. He also possiblty saw his rage -filled attacker coming up behind him, a sharp knife poised to attack, and inflict maximum damage.

    I personally saw no evidence to substantiate her use of the “abuse” excuse, much less her claims of Travis’ alleged sexual interest in young boys, therefore I don’t buy it, NEVER DID…. ANY of it.. More than one detective looked through his computer, i-phone, etc. Stabby was clever though, claiming the picture he was pleasuring himself to was a printed picture on an 8 1/2″ x 11″ piece of paper.it could have been printed off an online Sears ad (if you believe her story) so OF COURSE it wouldn’t have been found on his computer…how convenient for her! ME thinks she might need to worry!! If she needs any reading material, someone should send her a printout of the article “Top 10 Horrifically Botched Executions”…she DESRVES the nightmares!! 😉

    • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 6:14 am

      It is horrifying thinking about Travis’ last moments. I wonder if had no idea what had happened when he was coughing up the blood, then the image of Stabby behind in with a knife…ugghhhhh. Terror doesn’t even sum it up.

    • Posted by sierra on May 9, 2013 at 11:40 am

      “printed off an online Sears ad” ?
      You haven’t visited a Sears catalog online recently, have you ? And, by recently I mean since the advent of the internet in 1990 or so.
      Their online catalog, as with many clothier’s online catalog, only feature the article of clothing itself.
      Stabby herself was so off-base with the structure of that lie, I’m shocked that anyone at all took it seriously…truly…maybe when I was a kid & we had those glossy paged & bound Sears catalogs, that lie might’ve flown – but that was in the 60’s & 70’s…and frankly, I’m surprised Stabby could even remember a time those catalogs were circulated since she’s at least 20 yrs younger than me. Surely one of the attorneys should’ve set her straight on just how to build THAT particular lie to make it even half-believable.

      • Posted by sierra on May 9, 2013 at 11:47 am

        I mean, the least Stabby could’ve done was to update that lie to make it a Kohl’s or Target or Walmart “catalog” picture !
        No child pedo worth their salt would be caught dead without their computer stash of kiddie porn anyway – after all, the 30 yr olds today played “Oregon Trail” on the classroom computers early in their elementary school years, so that’s not a generation who’d go back to the Dinosaur Age of the print catalogs by JCP & Sears, which have long been kiboshed by their respective marketing departments & can only be found in maybe the National Archives or the Library of Congress as an exhibit. ROFL

        • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 9, 2013 at 4:19 pm

          That’s funny because I was JUST thinking about Oregon Trail and Wizard of Oz (or Follow the Wizard, or whatever) a week ago! That was technology for the times ! We only started using word processing when I was in 7th grade, so yes Sierra, I’d say it’s been a while! (20 years)

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 9, 2013 at 1:12 pm

        Sorry I wasn’t clear, that was my point too.

  80. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 9, 2013 at 3:22 am

    & you gotta love a system that takes away a convicts ONLY remaining friend!!

  81. Posted by Mollyc on May 9, 2013 at 4:11 am

    She blamed Martinez and once again, Travis ( insinuated again he was a pedophile) . Just saw her interview on television. There’s something wrong with that girl!

  82. Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 6:23 am

    Another great post Eggy! I have to confess, I was hoping for some wacked out tweets too.

    If she gets the DP, it’s going to be a long time before they kill her and she knows that, it’ll be just Stabby and her warped mind, inside a cell for 23 hours a day.

  83. Hi All Egg Fans;
    Here are the full 45 minute interviews with the butcher if you can stomach it, I couldn’t. They are not in order. It really makes me hate her more, if that’s possible. I hope she gets life to stretch out her pain.

    http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Jodi+Arias+talks+exclusively+with+FOX+10+after+verdict+&oq=Jodi+Arias+talks+exclusively+with+FOX+10+after+verdict+&gs_l=youtube.3…49564.49564.0.49918.1.1.0.0.0.0.33.33.1.1.0…0.0…1ac.1.11.youtube.4-9RKGoLIx4

    • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 6:41 am

      Oh awesome, thank you Carol! I haven’t seen it yet, just little bits they showed on HLN.

  84. I wonder if the jurors will be able to read and see the full bucket of shit by JoDie after this next deliberation? Will they be freaked out or not? naaahhh
    I’m gone till way later today, take care and keep me posted.

    • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 8:08 am

      We’re leaving this afternoon to go out of town for the weekend so I’ll be relying on updates from here also!

      • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 8:35 am

        I’m leaving 4 am tomorrow also. At least none of us has to look for a bar with a TV and an agreeable audience to watch an appropriate channel for the verdict – like someone mentioned earlier – I am still chuckling! At least that is behind us and we can hit the road with a group sigh of relief.

        • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 8:46 am

          LOL that was me. I said I’d have to find a bar that would put HLN on for me:)

  85. Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 6:43 am

    Jenniferlyn, I saw your comment on Eggs earlier post about the felony murder convictions. The way I understood it was that Juan said, even if you don’t believe Jodi stole the gun from her grandparents, and that you truly believe it was Travis’ gun, then Jodi committed a felony after a murder by taking the gun with her…she essentially shot him and then stole from him, which equals a felony murder. I could be wrong on that but that’s what I took it to mean.

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 9, 2013 at 8:32 am

      I also understood comments – forget who made them to take that into consideration – that once she started stabbing him she was no longer a welcome presence in his home which could equate to something sinister (as if making that first stab wound wasn’t enough).

      • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 8:44 am

        Is there a reason some of the jury found her guilty on both? As in, does it make the DP more likely for her?

        • Posted by sierra on May 9, 2013 at 11:51 am

          Yes, they really wanted her to be convicted 3 times over for murder 1, but only had the option to do it twice so 7 of them did so by finding her guilty of both capital & felony murder.

          • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 8:18 pm

            Okay so it was just reaffirming that she could be convicted of murder one but, does anyone know if, because the majority of the jury found her guilty of both, that it weighs in on the DP phase? I feel like I heard something about it not having to be 12 out of 12 for DP.

      • Posted by Sully on May 9, 2013 at 9:31 am

        Ditto. That’s what I understood, as well.

  86. Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 8:45 am

    I just had a revelation. I bet Jodi really does want the DP because she’s guaranteed so many appeals with that and the state pays for them.

    • Im still trying to process the “longevity runs in my family” statement.

      • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 9:00 am

        As her dad heads off to his kidney dialysis.

      • Posted by judylovesjuan on May 9, 2013 at 11:48 am

        Seriously? Where does this blowhard demon-eyed windy ass bit*h come up with all this ‘crap’!!?? ‘longevity runs in my family’….. whaaat!! That interview was sick, hard to look at her KY gloss’d lips lying so i clicked off ! What a load of BS!! Nope, not even a little remorse! Lying for the camera, that troy guy must be proud!

        • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 8:19 pm

          You said everything I think in my head but can’t bring myself to type:)

    • Posted by sierra on May 9, 2013 at 11:54 am

      Yeah, if she gets DP it gives her a bigger “celebrity cache” among the other inmates, & attracts more media attention over the years as they report on her appeals progress, as opposed to being in “lifers” population & relatively obscure.

  87. Posted by "De-Edifying" Watcher on May 9, 2013 at 9:16 am

    Isn’t heartwarming to see the lawyers for the OJ and Casey Anthony trials, lawyers who DID manipulate the juries and the truth, showing up on HLN and the other talking heads news stations to grab their extra 20 minutes of fame and PR as “experts”?

  88. Posted by Sully on May 9, 2013 at 9:36 am

    Also, meant to add upstream to a Twitter comment…I read yesterday that Twitter canceled the account as soon as she became a convicted felon because it violated their TOS. However, I couldn’t confirm, and after spending five minutes trying to understand their TOS, I gave up.

    • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 9:43 am

      I heard she’s not allowed to be friends with her one and only friend Donovan anymore because Donovan’s a convicted felon. I don’t know if that’s true?

      • Posted by sierra on May 9, 2013 at 11:59 am

        Yes, an ex-con like Donovan who I understand to still be on parole can’t have contact with other felons. Also, an ex-con can’t visit a prison so no more face-to-face visits, although I’m unsure if they can write & I’m unsure if they can call each other.
        If Stabby gets the DP, her activities will be far more restricted than if she were a lifer, so would have fewer opportunities per week to manipulate others to act as her surrogate. However, if we look at Scott Peterson, I think he has access to the internet & runs a website although that might be his parents doing that for him & not him directly at San Quentin. IDK though.

  89. Hodi’s new nightly Law of Attraction mantra: Star lite star bright first star I see tonight
    I wish they may I wish they might spare me and give me death today. (Let’s all hope her wishes come true)

  90. Posted by Barb on May 9, 2013 at 10:04 am

    OK Eggy! Anxiously awaiting your hilarious take on the post conviction interview given by Stabby!!!!

  91. Posted by marcia fazekas on May 9, 2013 at 10:28 am

    Absolutely best court summary, as usual. We’ll see if JA gets her death wish, but I don’t know if she realizes it yet that She-Devils don’t go to heaven!

    • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 11:03 am

      Somebody up above posted that the devil has denied Jodi’s entrance into Hell, he doesn’t want the bad press:)

    • Death penalty for stabby it’s what she deserves. She is not sorry for what she did

  92. Having trouble posting…just testing for now.

  93. Posted by Observer on May 9, 2013 at 11:25 am

    I live in Mesa so I saw the 45 minute interview Jodi Arias gave Troy Haden on Fox 10 just 20 minutes after she was found guilty of Murder 1.

    Hayden said the interview had been arranged ahead of time and her attorneys were not involved.

    The first thing I noticed was now she was a convicted murderer and no longer an “innocent victim,” she had ditched the 12 year old bangs, and with glossy hair and lips she had stepped back into the role of TV Star as she had in all of her other television interviews where she claimed she was innocent, no jury would convict her, the Ninjas did it.

    In the Fox interview Wednesday, she completely ignored the fact that she was convicted because the evidence showed she had premeditated and stabbed Travis 29 times including the heart and back, slit his throat and shot him in the head.

    Instead she said she was convicted because she lied to the police.

    She also continued to slam the prosecutor and Travis.

    It was disgusting that the convicted murderer called Juan Martinez “shady” and said he “hid evidence because he thought it would go away” but “ a lot of good it did me.” She’s furious Martinez stopped the jury from seeing the forged pedophile letters and showed the jury the message she tried to smuggle to Matt McCartney to get him to lie for her at the November 2011 hearing.

    It was also shameful that the convicted murderer said she didn’t look at the Alexander family during the trial because they looked like Travis and she didn’t want to look at the “man who abused me.” You’d think she’d give it a rest because millions of people watched her swoon every time pictures of Travis alive were shown in the courtroom.

    Jodi deserves the death penalty because she has no remorse and she doesn’t get that cutting the throat of a human being and nearly decapitating him after stabbing him 29 times is not okay.

    She thought it was perfcectly normal after murdering someone to buy a 9 mm gun, which she says she intended to take on a camping trip with guys she works with to “protect” herself. She is dangerous and should never get out of prison since she enjoys murder once she got a taste of it.

    • Posted by judylovesjuan on May 9, 2013 at 11:57 am

      Exactly!! I’m still shock’d that she could give that interview! Where were her lawyers?? She was left unsupervised for 45 min!! OH she did have the guards, but…. 45 min?? 45 min to trash talk … again….

      • Posted by Observer on May 9, 2013 at 12:47 pm

        Jodi never pays any attention to what her attorneys say. She loves TV cameras and can’t keep her mouth shut. She has to try to manipulate the public and drag out her 15 minutes of fame.

    • Posted by sierra on May 9, 2013 at 12:06 pm

      No question in my mind that she was planning to use her new 9mm pistol to rob & gun down 2 or more of the men she planned to camp with — & using “self-defense” to justify it (“oh, they sexually attacked me & told me they’d kill me afterward”) IF she were caught but more than likely bury them or slice/dice them with her professional sharp kitchen knife she packed away with the 9mm.
      All of our good Sons can only be safer with someone very dangerous to society like her locked up. I literally shudder to think of her freely roaming the streets in this country in my lifetime.

    • Posted by Jayne on May 9, 2013 at 12:08 pm

      I watched it too, here in Phoenix…supposedly arranged (or booked) in January. I learned two things which I will repeat…she didn’t do it (premeditate)and she’s a good person (doesn’t smoke). And nothing is her fault, nothing.
      She has lost all her rights no matter what happens next, so yada yada. Obviously, she needs an audience which will be hard to come by in solitary at Perryville. Let’s all have a glass of wine and toast her demise.

  94. People have asked why some jurors voted both premed and felony. Well since felony murder means, Travis died during the commission of a felony. It doesn’t have to be burglary it can be any felony. So if you believe that it’s premeditated and she STOLE her grandfathers gun. That means its both premed and felony. Because she would be in possession of a stolen firearm which is a felony. I have said all along it is both. I’m stumped as to why only 7 jurors voted that way. It doesn’t matter though stabbie Einstein is done. Oh and this blog ROCKS!!!!!

  95. Posted by Frieda on May 9, 2013 at 12:15 pm

    I think the family should file a civil suit against Fox News for enabling that murdering witch a platform to hurt them more. How dare that reporter! He’s looks like a narcissist as well – he can’t quit telling people how HE is the ONLY person on the planet who got to talk to her, yadda yadda. Me, myself and I all over again

    • Posted by judy on May 9, 2013 at 12:25 pm

      I completely agree!! I couldn’t watch or listen long, disgusted me that she got her demon eyed lying face on a camera 20 min after a conviction!! I had to turn it off, then it was replaying on HLN, so i muted it!! Disgusted me!! She woulda talked to anyone, or rather, LIED to Anyone!!!

  96. “Unseen moments of the trial”. This is funny, you guys!

  97. .

    .

    Lifted this from HLN blog. I’m sure it’s not you Egg-o, since New Hampshire isn’t in the upper northwest quadrant, but she’s funny as heck!

    Kathy Aiello · Top Commenter · Nashua, New Hampshire

    The Jodi Arias Journal:

    May 9, 2013.

    Dear Diary,

    Gosh, yesterday was an interesting day. And since I gave up believing in the Law of Attraction 6 months before Travis died, I suppose I can write about everything that truly happened and the boogy woogy man won’t get me… Well unless his name is Juan Martinez.

    First of all, I was really sad because the prison guards wouldn’t let me do my make-up before the trial and I was having a really bad hair day! My bangs just WOULD NOT fall in the right place. My glasses were, like, really bugging my eyes because I don’t need them (but I looooove the way they make me look like one of those cute nerd girls in the Calvin Klein magazines tee hee). Luckily that icky cold sore hasn’t come back. OMG how embarrassing was that on the stand!

    I don’t know… so I guess I was convicted of 1st degree murder today, diary, which I really just don’t get. I certainly didn’t do anything wrong! It isn’t MY fault that the law is written that way. So, I mean I GUESS I can see how they would come up with felony murder because some big jerk – who is probably an abuser – made up these stupid laws about not killing people. But premeditated murder? No way! I mean all I did was bring gas cans, shut off my cell phone, rent a car from a place 100 miles away, steal a gun, get an inconspicuous white car, drive 1,000 miles, dye my hair, create an alibi, bring a knife, bring photo CDs, and take my license plates off. It is the JURY’S fault for not listening to my really good explanations for all those things. Gosh! Actually now that I think about it, I feel personally abused by these law writer people.

    Then, to top it off, people tried to convince me that I gave the jury a glare stare as they each were polled about their verdict. It isn’t MY fault that THEY chose 1st degree murder which made me go into a fog again. I couldn’t control my facial expressions. “Oh holy night. The stars are brightly shiiiiiining…” Oh, Oops, sorry about that. I just loooove that song! It pops into my head at the weirdest times. But hey, I won American Jaidol so it can’t be all bad!

    Anyway, none of this would have happened if Juan wasn’t such a big meanie, he is so debasing… I like it. But, he really made my brain scramble when I was on the stand especially when he is always like talking at a louder volume than me. It isn’t MY fault that he forced me to lie about the gas cans and the rental car and the fog and the knife and the kinky rope and the gun and the closet shelves and the abuse and my finger and the linebacker pose. He shouldn’t be so confrontational. I should let him borrow my copy of The Secret and perhaps the book Dr. Samuels bought for me. Maybe I should white out all the little hearts Richard drew on the inside cover first, though.

    My attorneys told me NOT to do an interview with the media after the conviction but I was like, “J-Dogg, Nurmiester, please! Relax! Leave it up to me. I got this!” I am like a really good public speaker. Gosh! No trust! Didn’t they see me on the stand? THEY should be feeling bad anyway. It isn’t MY fault that the crime scene was too messy to clean up. It is their fault for not asking for more sidebars!

    So, I did the interview and I think it went pretty well. I borrowed LaViolette’s Visine which really made the tears look genuine. My girl Alyce gets herself into a bit of a fog herself – if you get my drift nudge nudge hint hint. I mean what other quack would compare Disney Stories to abuse victims? Gotta be smoking the good stuff! So, the Visine comes in handy.

    So, like I guess I rather have the death penalty or whatever rather than life in prison. I don’t want to, like, live a long time or whatever because that would be like soooo boring. I need more mental stimulation. It isn’t MY fault that I have the IQ of Einstein. Gosh!

    Other than that, nothing really noteworthy to report. Mark my words, diary, if my commissary doesn’t come in soon I am just going to STAB somebody and claim self-defense. Haha, J.K. too soon? No, but in all seriousness, Diary, it really grinds my gears that the reporter I spoke to last night implied people don’t like me. A-Lav was right. People ARE just looking for someone honest and innocent to persecute.

    Welp, I gotta go get ready for my sentencing hearing. Juan will probably bring the medical examiner on to talk about how brutal and cruel I was blah blah blah. You know, same old thing!

    Until tomorrow, Diary!

    ~JA

  98. Posted by judy on May 9, 2013 at 1:08 pm

    Why is JVM trying to talk to travis’s family? Didn’t their lawyer say they wouldn’t be giving ANY interviews until AFTER this trial is over? Shame on JVM! And, isn’t it amazing that Stabby’s grandma can walk now!! That’s just crazy, no wheelchair!!! Its a miracle!!

  99. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 9, 2013 at 1:08 pm

    We need a new thread for today’s round with Dr yummy.

  100. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 9, 2013 at 1:24 pm

    Great, NOW she’s “competent”? She just wants to be IN CONTROL!

  101. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 9, 2013 at 1:25 pm

    Oops NOT competent, I meant to say.

  102. Posted by Polk8dot on May 9, 2013 at 1:32 pm

    Gee, she’s starting the crap again already???

    NO COURT TODAY!

    Return Wed 05/15 at 10AM.

    At 12:50 people outside told they will be starting late today. 15 min later told no court.

    Bet the demon got a ‘MIGRAINE’ again.

    • She’s faking a “freak out”, I think. Psychological melt down because she just KNEW that she would be found not guilty! It was such a surprise to her that the jury came back with murder 1! She makes me sick!!!!

  103. Posted by Polk8dot on May 9, 2013 at 1:35 pm

    Also bet her looser lawyers are now using her Post-Verdict production to point how out of her mind she is, and asking for another psych eval. Why else would they delay by so long?
    Bring in Dr. DeSmarty I say 🙂

  104. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 9, 2013 at 2:54 pm

    Today’s post should be entitled “all dressed up, with no court to watch” (thanks to Stabby and her lovely interview!) Csn’t wait to see Stabby on Dr Phil…almost thought she WAS on today, hearing someone say she “grabbed his gun and shot him”, sounded suspiciously familiar…

  105. Stabby sick again today is this why there’s no court?

  106. This letter from Arias to Burns has just been released to the public. Does this sound like someone who wants the death penalty? Nah…Manipulating and scheming. More of the same.

    http://gretawire.foxnewsinsider.com/2013/05/09/jodi-arias-letter-to-her-ex-lover-ryan-burns/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+blogs%2FGretawire+%28Internal+-+Gretawire+-+Blog%29&fb_source=message

    • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 4:19 pm

      OHHHHHHHHHHH EMMMMM GEEEEEEEEEE! Wow, that is unbelievable! Her manipulation comes out full force in that. Thank you so much for posting!

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 9, 2013 at 4:49 pm

      BONUS!! On top of lucking upon this AWESOME blog by pure chance, I love that people share all this great info. I’ve gotten more details, links, mash-ups, (on top of everyone’s giggle inducing comments) from people posting about them here, or just posting them here outright. 🙂 TY MUCH.

      BTW – they’ll never execute Stabby…they have to exhaust every appeal/legal argument possible, but they can’t even appeal until the trial part is done, and this is NEVER GONNA END….

      ****Question for someone with legal knowledge*****

      If Stabby gets new baboon-like attorneys, I know it means there will be a massive delay in the proceedings until they can get caught up on ALL the B.S. this case is made up of…but how do they deal with the jury at THIS stage of the trial? Do they have to be on standby to comeback at some unknown future date, or would they pick a new jury JUST for the last 2 parts once the new lawyers catch up?

    • Thanks Red … a peek at how evil she is.
      what a letter Jodi wrote. She writes as if she got in trouble at summer camp.
      Really sick, writes as if Ryan cares about her and she forgives him for something. Sick!!

  107. Posted by Darcy on May 9, 2013 at 3:09 pm

    Saw on Twitter that they may be doing a psych eva to make sure she’s “competent” because of that interview. Do you think Dr Samuels is available?

  108. Starting to believe the part of one “story”…Travis banging his head on a door frame…with all her shenanigans in & out of court, can’t imagine someone having to put up with her S&it in a relationship…holding back a lot of cursing here

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 9, 2013 at 4:54 pm

      Ohhh, good point! He DIDN’T WANT to hit her, so he banged.his head against the wall instead…. She does seem to weave little bits of truth in with her horrendous lies, likely to help her REMEMBER her lies!

      • SHE could have slammed his head against the wall several times during the killing.

        • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 8:25 pm

          That’s what abusive men do Don’t cha know (Juan’s best!)…they bang their own heads against the wall.

  109. She’s only stalling time and she’s sickening!

  110. absolutely brilliant,, and I can not think of another word to add…..
    Posted by jenniferlyn on May 9, 2013 at 3:19

    • Posted by Joanne on May 14, 2013 at 8:23 pm

      Why do so many people type “can not”? It’s spelled “cannot”. Feel free to correct MY grammar, folks. In our family we laugh while we learn!

  111. Not another word, Except….. Thanks Egg…. Love your column or words…. You truly have a great skill….

  112. I think she was shocked at the verdict, truly expected a manslaughter or possibly 2nd degree. When it was 1st degree she has to be ticked off. I can see her breaking down and throwing temper tantrums. Scary woman!!

  113. Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 4:23 pm

    We are checked into a hotel and the t.v. has HLN!!! As Eggy would say, Squeeeeee!!! Mini fridge – check, Corona – check. After dinner I get to watch Jane spend the next 19 hours figuring out why court was canceled today:)

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 9, 2013 at 5:56 pm

      Lucky for you they won’t be resuming court until Wednesday, you shouldn’t miss a thing! It’s ALWAYS good to have HLN access though, they’ve been repeating ALL through he night, so if you can’t sleep, there is ALWAYS something to watch!

  114. Posted by fillymj on May 9, 2013 at 5:19 pm

    Egg …….. thank you for being “you”. Love your work :0) Much joy. Filly

    • However this all turns out with Stabby in her crossed-sleeve coat right now, there will be plenty of new yolks for EggTree to scramble.
      Knife and fork at the ready to dig in…..can’t wait !!

  115. Wow Egg, 286!! Over the top!! Nail this fricking post!
    I went to a funeral today and came home and expected to hear about another funeral. Cool, no court, didn’t miss a thing.
    That fricking butcher is just wanting a spa day and have people all talk about her and her black heart and brain. HA!
    A girl does have to get her pamper and glam on ya know, after four years being penned up. ugh
    They should saw her brain open and see what’s really the problem. Opps, empty, sorry JoDie. I hate her more every day. End this B.S!

  116. What another day in Jodiworld. I think this is #3 time in her postponing her fate. Yesterday when she gave that interview to Channel15, 20 minutes after her verdict was read, she had said, it was a promise to an interview she previously made to the reporter if a guilty verdict came. That’s a first,and without her defense team knowing anything about it, yet the bailiff allowed it! NEVER DONE MANIPULATING. Can’t believe it. Tonight she’s on suicide watch. Remember why she told Det. Flores why she didn’t want to go that route? Travis told Skye he was afraid to leave her because she said she would kill herself. Yet,once again she trashed him on TV yesterday in her interview. How she wanted to protect his reputation, but the state made her go to trial, and she was forced to “tell the truth that he was such a hypocrite, and that he trashed his religious vows.” Again, she was just a third party who happened to be around him at the time, and testify his truth. I guess that explains why she called the Bishop to tell him about the horrible thing that she had heard happened to Travis,and could he provide her with any new details. So tonight she’s in a nice warm bed in a psyche ward,OMG more stories for new shrinks. and 3 hot meals a day,and she gets to see her family every day, instead of 2xamonth? My,My,My. Now her defense team is screwed, and they have to come up with some way to save her. Watch this whole case be thrown out due to an insanity plea,one that she couldn’t win with in the beginning. Who said this gal never had a back-up plan. She’s always 2 steps ahead of everyone else, not because she’s so smart, but because ” it takes a certain kind who thinks with a criminal mind.” Stay tuned for next Wednesday. She really could write a book.

    • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 7:13 pm

      So true eve737 and, like Juan said, it’s not her fault…it’s never her fault!

      • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 8:31 pm

        I heard the voicemail she left for the reporter, telling him she would give him the first interview if she was convicted…wow, who would even think of that when facing a death penalty???

  117. Now, I think I’ll go bang my head on the wall. MERCY!!!! Not for her, for us.

  118. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 9, 2013 at 6:33 pm

    #300!! woohoooo!!

  119. Posted by Jeanjeanne on May 9, 2013 at 6:35 pm

    I deeply believe that all the people brought together for this case, the grotesque and absurd ( LaViolette, Nurmi, and Wilmott) and the Light and Truth( Juan and Flores) have been united through our Omnipotent’s plan to have justice on Earth prevail. Thank you, God!

  120. Posted by GBPL on May 9, 2013 at 7:34 pm

    ewwwww that is beyond creepy…like the youtube comments said…she sounds just like the voicemail she left Travis after killing him.
    “….thank you very much….. fun fun…….” ughhhhhh

    • Posted by mcgee on May 9, 2013 at 8:32 pm

      she is soooooo creepy! it says a lot that we can distinguish that same maniacal voice on the reporters voicemail as being the same that left Travis that happy thoughtful post slaughter voicemail!!!!!!!! to the bone, chilling!!

      • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 8:34 pm

        Someone up above linked a letter Jodi wrote to Ryan Burns and it’s just the ultimate in manipulation. It speaks volumes!

      • Posted by GBPL on May 9, 2013 at 8:34 pm

        Agree mcgee!! hehehe

        I love your avatar goes great with your post!! 😮

        • Glad I came upstairs for a gander before posting the same link ~ re: Troy Haden’s finest 45 minutes… Yep..a real piece of work ain’t she? Wow…If it comes in 1st degree then she wants him there right away…Everything she does is calculated. Everything. Contrived and rehearsed to A tee. Send her up north here and we’ll take her out deep in the mountains at midnight, strip her nekked, spin her dizzy and put a steak around her neck and tell her to find her way home. J/K…

  121. As the years go by, Jodi will become crazier in that cell from the lack of being able to take photos of herself. Withdrawals …
    No texting or videos, poor Jodi.
    Won’t be able to hack anyone’s computers.

    • Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 8:37 pm

      She was so looking forward to getting off on manslaughter so she could go home and google Travis’ autopsy pics.

  122. I believe Jodi is trying to torture TA’s family further by denying them their right to impact statements with this little ruse today. Of course she has to be evaluated after that nighmare interview last night…her attorney’s must be a tad upset with her. How the hell do they defend this new development? She’d RATHER have the death penalty? Oi Oi Oi…Her last peanut butter sandwich has done slid off the plate…

    Stay strong family! God bless!

  123. Posted by Ria on May 9, 2013 at 8:41 pm

    Ms. Eggy, I hope it’s okay to link another blog but this is just such a great post Re: Travis and his inability to stop seeing Jodi. The author also links to an article written by a sociopath, also a great read.
    http://kristinarandle.com/blog/jodi-arias-trial-the-true-nature-of-the-relationship-between-jodi-and-travis/

  124. Posted by skeptical onlooker on May 9, 2013 at 11:22 pm

    Whoa. The message left for Troy what’s his name. NO question. She thought 2nd degree or manslaughter. Mentions it first…then..IF it’s 1st degree..then back to 2nd or Manslaughter. She really believed that that’s what was going down. Shocker 🙂

  125. Hands down my favorite commentary on this story. And I have been following this story for almost 5 years! SUPERB! (Watch out though! If “Einstein” reads this,she will be jealous. She WISHES she could write like you!

  126. Posted by indianacornstalk on May 10, 2013 at 11:24 am

    Oh you do not need to worry about whether Stabby would go after the Jury because we now know she in fact did go after them as well as her own attorneys! Don’t cha know, it’s NEVER her fault! In that interview she went after the Prosecutor, the Jury, her attorneys and the Alexander Family! NEVER HER FAULT! Damn, can’t they just go ahead and give her the needle right now? She is a waste of humanity. Ugh.

  127. You should be writing for a late-nite talk show, or a sitcom- or something even better. Just excellent writing.

  128. Do you have a Facebook page? I would love to follow your updates via Facebook

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