The Oracular Egg: Predictions for the Arias Trial

– Portal to the Future, Arizona

Homecoming Queen reject Jenny will withdraw from the case on the grounds that her new campaign for cheerleading squad co-captain is swallowing too much of her time. Juggling debate club AND pep rallies is too much to ask of any one stoner, so something’s gotta give. It may as well be her satanic mini-me sent from the bowels of hell to destroy humanity. Jenny’s got cheering to do. 

Heavy D Nurmi will also drop out.  Wednesday morning the judge will find a dirty IHOP placemat on her windshield reading “Yo, I quit this b*tch. Check ya later.” Reports will soon emerge that Nurmi has taken up residence in the cave of the local putt-putt golf course, blaring his favorite Bell Biv Devoe song, “Poison,” on a ghetto blaster 24/7. 

Left without attorneys, Stabby Einstein will proudly represent herself through the penalty phase, and will continue to win hearts everywhere. Testifying as her own character witness, she will draw an inverted pentagram on the floor, light a black candle, and hold a thoughtful “prayer session” for misguided jurors. She will wrap it all up with a live performance of “O Holy Night,” reverting into her true demon form mid-song. 

Shady puppetmaster Juan Martinez will use his thinkin’ parts and play Stabby’s post-verdict interview with Troy Hayden for the jury. 

Jinkasaurus will start psychoanalyzing jurors based on the number of breaths they take per minute. 

Nana Arias will be wheeled into the courtroom on a hospital gurney, complete with a walking I.V. programmed to beep incessantly whenever the death penalty is mentioned. The second the jury leaves the room, she’ll hop to the floor and sprint to the vending machine for soda and cookies. Because we all know longevity (and class) runs in the family. 

Charming arsonist Donovan will have to find a new BFF to stir the cauldron with. She and Nancy Grace really seemed to hit it off in that phone interview. Everyone needs friends. 

Stabby will refuse to look at her victim’s relatives as they address the court, and will argue she can’t bear to gaze upon anyone resembling “her abuser.” The very next day, she will hang her artwork (with price tags) on the courtroom walls, hoping to sell her portraits of Travis’ family members to any interested jurors. 

Will they or won’t they give her the death penalty? Let’s “conversate.” 

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223 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Sharon on May 12, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    OMG….too funny

  2. Posted by GBPL on May 12, 2013 at 6:21 pm

    BraaaZILLIANT!!!! 😀

  3. Brilliant! Well played.

  4. Posted by Janine on May 12, 2013 at 6:23 pm

    the might Juan will dance around the court room chanting “yo ho yo ho it’s off to death row your go hoe” The Alexander family will laugh every time Stabby cries and Judge Stevens will allow it. Once the hoe has been sent to death row Judge Stephens will breaks out the champers and toast to a case finally ended. The Arias family will wither and crawl away in shame and eventually the name of the hoe on death row will be regulated to the annual of history.

    • Posted by Faihful on May 12, 2013 at 8:42 pm

      I love Juan’s chant. I can just imagine it. What a laugh I had to start the day off. Advise to others (don’t hold hot coffee in your hand while reading this). For sure you well either spit it out or drop it from laughing so much. Thanks for a great day starter Eggy.and thanks Janine.

    • Posted by indianacornstalk on May 13, 2013 at 7:32 pm

      You mean “Anal” of History! Bwahhhh!!! Sposed to be “Annuls” of History but who the hell cares…It’s funny!

    • Posted by Joanne on May 14, 2013 at 2:47 pm

      Re: “…regulated to the annual (sic) of history”, I suggest that her name isn’t going to disappear. She’ll make sure we hear from her, one way or the other. This disgusting piece of flesh and bone shows ZERO remorse for taking the life of another human being, though that wouldn’t have given much, if any, comfort to the Alexander family.

      • Posted by Polk8dot on May 14, 2013 at 11:30 pm

        If she gets life, I predict we will hear from her about once a year, on the day of the anniversary of Travis’s death. She will cut, beat, maim or kill a bitch – whatever, same difference to her, I’m sure.
        She will do that in an ongoing scheme to usurp any attention that might be given to Travis and celebrations of his life, and instead put the spotlight on her disgusting self.
        After all, she did not go thru all the trouble of killing the guy just so some a-hole on TV can call him a saint and his death a loss to all.
        She did all of us a favor, doncha know, by taking him away, and saving countless imaginary naked 4-year-olds from slaps with a Bible.
        Her MARTYRDOM will not be in vain, whether we want it or not. She will shove it down our throats every year, on June 4th, by laying another sacrifice on the altar of her undying love for Travis. All the dumb hos in her prison, you who so ‘want to hug her, and shake her hand, and have her sign autographs’ – you better watch out, because Stabby sees you as her posessions, and only usefull to further her needs. And what can be a greater purpose than to be Stabby’s excuse to again, year after year, try and link her cursed name with that of Travis.
        **********~~~ EyerollEyerollEyerollEyerollEyerollEyerollEyeroll~~~*********

        This bitch needs to die. I don’t care how long she sits on death row. Let it be 20 years, if need be. But take her permanently out of general population, so she has no idolazing fanclub, no jailhouse lawyer education, and no more potential victims. Otherwise she will thrive like a weed growing on a pile of manure, since she’s found the perfect environment for herself and all the other nutjobs stuck in her head.

  5. Posted by Mindus on May 12, 2013 at 6:28 pm

    LOL!!!!!!

  6. Posted by De-Edifying Watcher on May 12, 2013 at 6:29 pm

    “…she can’t bear to gaze upon anyone resembling “her abuser.” The very next day, she will hang her artwork (with price tags) on the courtroom walls, hoping to sell her portraits of Travis’ family members to any interested jurors.??

    Ahh!!! Right to the bullseye of the demon’s scam…..!!!
    Bazzinga !!

    • Posted by dryan327 on May 12, 2013 at 8:12 pm

      Oh love your name de-edifying is priceless!

    • Posted by Joanne on May 14, 2013 at 3:01 pm

      De-Edifying Watcher, I also like your name! My mouth went into a question mark shape and my eyes bulged out when I heard Jodi utter “de-edify”. IMO it is NOT a word. She is obviously not as intelligent as she would like everyone else to believe; otherwise she would have been smart enough to avoid the rest of her “long” life in prison.

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 14, 2013 at 4:31 pm

        I had that same WTH? reaction to “de-edify” (and had to to go to dictionary.com to look it up)

        If Stabby can have a book in the psych ward, she first needs a bible (I suggest a Laymans Parallel bible) Second, she needs a dictionary. Perhaps she’ll find some words she can use in place of “um”, “like”, and “you know” while she’s looking up the correct meaning of “edify”

  7. Posted by Koehnen on May 12, 2013 at 6:36 pm

    Love you egg. I was hoping they would wheel Stabby into the court room Hannibal Lector style, but your prediction is eggsellent.

  8. Posted by GBPL on May 12, 2013 at 6:45 pm

    “Jinkasaurus will start psychoanalyzing jurors based on the number of breaths they take per minute.”

    “Will they or won’t they give her the death penalty? Let’s “conversate.”

    L.O.V.E.!!!!

    Way to go Eggy!!
    ; )

    • Posted by Andrea on May 13, 2013 at 7:46 pm

      1st – that was literary perfection.
      2nd – while I’ve always ‘got’ the Jinkasaurus title, it wasn’t until tonight, while watching Nancy Grace, when I heard her say, “Jeanne Casares…” and I heard it! I actually heard Jinkasaurus, just like that was her name! Only my kitties can attest to the measure of laughter that ripped through my house.
      I know I will always hear it now and that makes me very happy:)

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 13, 2013 at 11:45 pm

        LOL If my kitty could think past “blah blah blah good kitty blah blah treats blah blah blah NOOOOOOOOO (he hears that last one FREQUENTLY!) he would probably hate this website (if he doesn’t already) because I laugh out loud no matter how many times I read a post, and it freaks him out EVERY TIME! =^.,.^=

      • Posted by Lee Wright on May 14, 2013 at 11:39 am

        So glad you had the same reaction to the Jinkasaurus title, Nancy Grace always says it exactly like that and I laugh my head off…. my two kitties also look at me as if I was off my rocker….. problem is that name is in my head today constantly, I keep saying Jinkasaurus over and over, I’m going nuts…..God I love this site it feels like your in a club!!!!

        • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 14, 2013 at 4:36 pm

          Makes you feel sorry for those who aren’t members of our club, huh?

          It’s not just Jinx, at least for me. I would have bet $ at the beginning of the trial that the talking heads were saying “Bert and Ernie” when they’d say “Kirk Nurmi”. I had to sit and listen carefully to figure out WTH they were saying.

  9. Posted by Observer on May 12, 2013 at 6:52 pm

    I love your hilarious glimpse into the future of the demon and her enablers. That was very entertaining.

    I suspect what will really happen Wednesday is that Stabby, Jenny and Heavy D. will all file in and act like the demon never trashed them and everyone else on TV, said she wanted to die, ended up on suicide watch, a psych evaluation and they wanted to withdraw. Stabby will draw, scribble and yawn as Horn testifies how Travis suffered and Jenny claims he said Travis went unconscious after the gun accidentally went off so he didn’t suffer at all and Nurmi will nap through it all at $250 an hour.

    • Posted by Janine on May 12, 2013 at 10:32 pm

      You do realsie that when Nurmi is napping he is actually picturing how he’s going to be spending his squillions after the case has ended. he might be in the court room in body but his soul is on a beach somewhere far far away

      • Posted by Susan on May 13, 2013 at 7:39 am

        Nurmi on the beach is too much for me to Visualize. Unless some whale Decided to beach himself.

      • Upon what evidence, precisely, do you base your assumption that Nurmi has a soul? You are far kinder to him than I am. To me he has always seemed like a massive, lumbering automaton with badly wired language circuits and with ineptitude, vulgarity and whininess setting cranked all the way up to 11.

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 13, 2013 at 6:55 am

      I predict Stabby will be drugged.

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 13, 2013 at 5:40 pm

        Even if she isn’t, I will be!! LOL 🙂
        OOOHHHHH then I can have MY VERY OWN “My Twin Doll” JUST LIKE JENNY….

  10. Posted by Sarah Hunt on May 12, 2013 at 6:52 pm

    I can’t get enough of this clever blog!! Looking forwards to Jenny’s pep-rallies and Heavy D’s beer pong celebrations!

  11. Hilarious! I think you’ve got it down.

  12. Posted by Laura Jeffreys on May 12, 2013 at 7:22 pm

    Wham bam thank you maam!

  13. Posted by Potatoes Browning on May 12, 2013 at 7:28 pm

    I love reading this !! Reading this was better than watching Papa Smurf lead a unicorn to a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow…cant beat it with a stick!!

  14. Posted by Kim Scott on May 12, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    I knew G’Ma was a poser. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

  15. Posted by DonnaLooHoo on May 12, 2013 at 7:39 pm

    OMG……just got in bed and I now have to go back to the bathroom…..to pee again…..THIS IS HILARIOUS!
    thanks egg….for my nightly laugh. You are amazing!

    • Posted by Andrea on May 13, 2013 at 7:34 pm

      I like to save my eggs for the end part of my day, too. I look forward to it as if it’s the dessert of my day.

  16. Posted by mcgee on May 12, 2013 at 7:44 pm

    Ha Ha Ha…..love your “G” slang! my prediction is that “Shady J” is gonna prove beyond a reasonable doubt that “Stabby’s” ambush slaughter of Travis was indeed a cruel and heinous murder! “For justice to prevail, some killers just need to die.” 🙂

  17. Posted by Maddy on May 12, 2013 at 7:48 pm

    Another great and hilarious post! My favourite part was

    “Testifying as her own character witness, she will draw an inverted pentagram on the floor, light a black candle, and hold a thoughtful “prayer session” for misguided jurors. She will wrap it all up with a live performance of “O Holy Night,”

    Yup, sounds like our Stabby Einstein, alright!!!

  18. Did anyone notice in her 45 minute rambling interview she said new inmates coming into the jail want to hug her and get her autograph? and she says she won’t sign any autographs. I might be cynical here, but I think the only reason she won’t sign any autographs is because she will only sell her autograph.

    Anyway, as for the death penalty……I think the jury will sentence her to death. She shows no remorse, and she is constantly showing herself to be without conscience. I am no fan of the death penalty. I don’t believe in it. I am for life without parole. I’d like to think it would be very hard for a jury to impose death. With Arias though, I believe they will feel it’s the only way to go. She makes it so hard to feel anything for her but contempt.

    • That was my first thought too, about not doing autographs! 🙂

    • Posted by pfenix on May 12, 2013 at 8:46 pm

      Yup, that is the only hustle she will have in her lockdown facility. How else is she going to fund her candy, pig skin, and pickle treats years on.

    • Posted by nella lee on May 13, 2013 at 6:19 pm

      Actually I think she lied about that. Just another example of her grandiose narcissism, of like her statement (on the stand) of having her “art” exhibited at a gallery next to Monet

  19. Posted by Earlene Kooms on May 12, 2013 at 8:02 pm

    You make my day! Thank you.

  20. I really hope the demon gets the DP..not that they actually carry out the death penalty in AZ but just knowing Stabby will live 23 hours a day in lockdown and basically be forced to finally STFU, I think that would be a great sentence for her. And I’m all for wheelin her into the courtroom Hannibal lecter styles and forcing the twat to listen to the victim impact statements. After all this the family has the right to be heard and for Stabby to shut her blow hole and listen to the family she has destroyed!

    I loooove this blog and hope you keep writing long after Stabby has been put away on death row. You rock eggs!!!

    • We reinstated Capital Punishment in 1976. We’ve executed 11 people since October 2010 under Jan Brewer…we haven’t executed a woman since the 1930’s, but here’s hoping that JA will go to the top of the list! Average turn around time for DP in AZ is 12 years, but that is for the men. We only have 3 women sitting on DR right now, but that number is about to increase!!! 🙂 SUCK IT DEMON!!!!

  21. Posted by dryan327 on May 12, 2013 at 8:08 pm

    Oh so funny, at first I thought hey everyone Jodi’s attorneys withdrew! Guess this is satire, darn it!

  22. Posted by Myra burke on May 12, 2013 at 8:12 pm

    I think she will get the DP,but if they DO give her life she can always shorten it…not by suicide,she will never do that,but,as she said she is healthy and doesn’t smoke then…START SMOKING YOU DEMON BITCH FROM HELL! Good practice for when she reaches her final destination. EVERYBODY smokes in hell!

    • Posted by Ria on May 13, 2013 at 5:56 am

      When my husband and I heard her say she doesn’t smoke we both agreed she should definitely take it up. If I was locked up for life I’d take it up for sure, just for something to look forward to.

  23. Posted by Elizabeth on May 12, 2013 at 9:08 pm

    You just made my Mother’s Day even better with your hilarious blog. I also heard that Jodi has been reduced to wearing paper clothing in the psych ward…..so as to not harm herself with belts, ties, buttons, buttonholes or zippers. Wonder if she has taken up the art of orgami along with her pencil drawings and as a result is sitting there nude since she used up all her clothing.

    • Posted by Elizabeth on May 12, 2013 at 9:37 pm

      Meant the art of origami….misspelled it the first time. I would not want Jodi reading this and correcting me as she used to correct those around her that used incorrect grammar.

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 14, 2013 at 4:30 am

      Not paper, think more like……a padded mailer, with velcro to keep you “decent” (heehee)

      It is SUPER sexy.

  24. Posted by gailie on May 12, 2013 at 9:13 pm

    No comment…. just unending respect and admiration for your blog… Never stop… please, never…. did I say please?…

  25. Posted by Diane on May 12, 2013 at 9:37 pm

    My favorite part was Grannie on the Gurney with the IV beeping every time the death penalty is mentioned. I enjoy your posts. Stabby Enstein, that cracks me up!

    • Posted by Tracy on May 12, 2013 at 10:54 pm

      The Nana Arias was definitely my favorite part too. The writing is so good, you can read it a second and third time and still laugh your head off! Thank you for the best laughs ever!

  26. Posted by KZ on May 12, 2013 at 9:45 pm

    It could only be MORE perfect if Jodi strutted into court and attempted to sit down in her little bitty short chair for the aggravation phase, wearing her “quilted yoga mat incarcerated psych ward couture”. With the concealed stun belt, of course– and no undies or socks. I’d “pay per view” to see THAT in court– and would be very happy to see my $$ go to the Alexander family.

    http://www.preventsuicide.com/products.htm

  27. Stick a black plastic bag over her head and apply lots of duct tape – she’s had her turn now it’s time for the victim impact statements to be heard without her trying to sabotage them.

  28. Posted by Observer on May 12, 2013 at 10:26 pm

    Eggie, Boy did you hit the nail on the head:

    “Left without attorneys, Stabby Einstein will proudly represent herself through the penalty phase, and will continue to win hearts everywhere. Testifying as her own character witness, she will draw an inverted pentagram on the floor, light a black candle, and hold a thoughtful “prayer session” for misguided jurors. She will wrap it all up with a live performance of “O Holy Night,” reverting into her true demon form mid-song.”

    The demon has the nerve to call Travis a hypocrite when she is the biggest hypocrite of all. She violated the most important of God’s 10 Commandments: “Thou Shall Not Kill” and then tells Troy Hayden at Fox 10 she “prayed” for the jury and “this is the jury I was given.”

    The demon was the only one who was surprised all 12 jurors voted for premeditated murder. She has no remorse and will never repent so she will burn in hell, hopefully sooner than later.

  29. Posted by Amber on May 12, 2013 at 11:11 pm

    I don’t really know how to feel about the death penalty because I have mixed feelings. I will say that if anyone deserves the death penalty it would be Jodi Arias. No signs of remorse, the lying, the blatant disregard for the Alexander family. The list goes on and on. I do think that after Juan finishes up with the events of that tragic day the jury will give her death penalty. Especially after seeing the interview she did 20 minutes after the verdict was read and was also the same interview she set up that previous Sunday! I just don’t think this jury will give her LWOP. There’s just too much evidence pointing to the fact that what she did was overkill and it was cruel.

    • Posted by Faihful on May 13, 2013 at 2:20 am

      I am also not in favor of theDP,but in this case I hope they give it to her for the shire fact she well sit on death row for many years with no outside friends,no making pals in the prison population.no singing except to herself,no reason to wear makeup,the only company she well have is her own ugly lying self. Justice served !!!!!!!! !!

      • Posted by Flora on May 13, 2013 at 2:29 pm

        Could not agree more…

        • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 14, 2013 at 5:38 am

          Yep, Stabby needs constant mental stimulation (don’t forget, she & Einstein are members of the same local MENSA chapter) and to be stuck by herself in a cell where hanstands present a challenge, I truly think IS a fate worse than death for her. That being said, the fact that the aforementioned solitary living arrangements are only for death row inmates, (as opposed to the possibility of LWOP in the Gen POP & becoming someone like Donova’s b*tch because she has to share a cell with her) if she gets the DP, maybe we’ll end up giving the “worst of both worlds” so to speak.

          If I was on the jury, and was shown her post-conviction “woe is me” interview, I would be FIRED UP, because it makes it appear that she is not taking.this situation seriously, and these jurors and alternates have spent 4+ months of their lives trying to sort out out fact from fiction, truth from lies, (& mist from fog 😉 j/k) because someone’s LIFE is at stake, and here that “life” is acting like she’s on a reality show! I’d feel highly disrespected if I was in their shoes, and they still have a ways to go yet…..

          • Posted by Sully on May 14, 2013 at 12:02 pm

            Sing it, Sistah! Stabby could organize a Mensa chapter at her soon-to-be residence, but I’m not sure how much time she can devote to this endeavor if she is only allowed out of her cell for a few minutes per day.

            (I do feel really really sorry for this jury. I can’t imagine…)

    • Can’t single out any particularly cringe-worthy quotations from the interview, only because every syllable she utters… every single phoneme she utters… makes me want to punch her right smack in her bulbous schnoz. That being said, my urge to punch her spiked appreciably when she started droning on and on (pretty much her standard rhetorical style) about how much she regretted the fact that all of Travis’ dirty laundry had to be made public, which was totally not what she ever wanted, ever. Pee-yuke. Yes, she tried to plea to something absurd (2nd degree manslaughter I think? The docs were online, but I can’t find them now), and essentially it was all one big blackmail attempt. The document stated that if the case went to trial, Travis’ reputation would be destroyed and his grieving family would be hurt even more than they had by his unfortunate but totally justifiable death yackity yackity blah blah. Basically Jodi was saying “if you don’t let me off the hook for this you will regret it.” Luckily everyone on Travis’ side was strong enough to say “Oh yeah? Bring it on, crazy hellbitch, we are absolutely going to trial and you will be convicted of 1st degree premeditated homicide.” So of course now Little Miss Meek is saying she wanted to avoid trial, wanted to plead guilty (to a drastically reduced charge), and never ever ever wanted Travis to be exposed as a violent sexual deviant.

      • Wait, actually, there was one thing she said that stood out as the most ridiculous. That bit about some psychologist explaining to her that society has a need to persecute people, that they get gratification from it, and that’s why so many people dislike her. (I guess she read Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery” in junior high?) So yeah, Jodi, you’re where you are now through no fault of your own, it’s just that your number came up and the mindless hoards have now all turned against you. Or maybe you murdered a man in cold blood, told one EGGregious lie after another and were ultimate tried and found guilty in a court of law. You could always try to get the verdict overturned by claiming that you didn’t get a jury of your peers, but instead a jury of sane people.

        • Posted by GBPL on May 14, 2013 at 5:39 pm

          Eggree on all points!!!!

          ( All the eggslecent play on words never get old do they Eggeeee! ) ; )

  30. Posted by kat on May 12, 2013 at 11:21 pm

    Yep, once a ho, always a ho. Now that she can’t be a man ho any longer, she’s going to ho her crayoned autographs and “artwork”.

    • Posted by pfenix on May 14, 2013 at 11:27 am

      On death row in AZ she can’t have colored pencils, only pencils and pens. No more color for you stabby!

  31. Posted by a bystander on May 12, 2013 at 11:31 pm

    Will JM show/be allowed the post-verdict interview to jury?

  32. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 12, 2013 at 11:40 pm

    right there with you, Amber. Can’t bring myself to hope for the DP, but will enthusiastically cheer on those that ARE hoping for it! 😉

    I will happily deal with Stabby Granny’s “now you see it, now you don’t” wheelchair show if it means I get to listen to Dr Yummy again!! Can’t wait for Weds!!

    **does anyone know what will happen if Stabby fires her attorneys, or AFTER Heavy says “Yo, I quit this b*tch, check ya later” ? (besides me peeing myself from laughing) Just wondering how how much I should prepare…..

  33. Posted by Amy McCortney on May 13, 2013 at 12:04 am

    Egg, you are one twisted person. I love that about you. 🙂

  34. Your blog is hilarious.When I saw old grandma walking and walking fast, I thought the entire family is full of manipulators and liars. Daddy Arias seems to be in a fog. The mother and twin sister are a disgusting pair. I say this because of all the laughter and smiles they did in court. There was nothing to laugh about. A young man was slaughtered to death in the prime of his life by a psycho demon. Who still maligns TA. I say again she needs the ultimate sentence. As we ALL know she wants life not death just another manipulation, hope the jury sees though demon’s tricks. This weekend Troy Hayden was getting congratulations for a great interview. Hell, he was kissing her sorry ass. I wish I could write like Mr.Eggy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please do a blog about Troy Hayden. to me he is an embarrassment to his profession. Demon used manipulation on poor Troy. I guess he was to scared to really ask Stabby strong and intelligent questions. Do to the fact I’ve been seeing Troy on TV for years I had respect for him not anymore.

  35. Posted by yogamama on May 13, 2013 at 1:07 am

    You deserve a standing ovation Eggster! I so look forward to your posts as they are brilliant, laugh-out-loud-pee-my-pants funny! Thank you so much for you contribution to mankind,

  36. Oooooo delectable!!! Then I just can’t wait for Juanmaster to objectivate all over Ho Ho Ho It’s off to death row Ho.

  37. Posted by Sue on May 13, 2013 at 1:59 am

    Thanks for the hilarity, Egg. Much appreciated.

    The petition for Travis’ law needs 1200 more signatures. Just in case readers here haven’t signed it, here is the link. I hope this is OK, Eggy.

    http://www.change.org/petitions/create-travis-alexander-s-law-stop-allowing-highly-prejudicial-claims-against-murder-victims-without-evidence

  38. Posted by Ria on May 13, 2013 at 2:01 am

    It’s 5 a.m. here and I’m laughing so hard tears are streaming!!! Where do you come up with this brilliance! Bell Biv Devoe ROFL, I had forgotten they even existed. The image of Nurmi huddled up inside a mini golf cave OMG! I’ll be reading this one even more than the 100’s of times I read your last one:)

    • I think you asked on the last thread where you can watch her full interview, especially the part where she said she wanted to jump into her witness’ bodies and respond to Juan for them when he was “bullying them.” i found the video. That portion is at the 30 min mark here:

      Spoken like a true demon.

      • Posted by Sully on May 13, 2013 at 11:13 am

        Eeeek! Where’s the garlic?

        • SERIOUSLY!! Listening to her is absolutely nauseating. It’s amazing how the stories of pedophilia and abuse are growing more grand….why didn’t she talk about all of that on the stand? And still nothing is her fault — found guilty of 1st degree only because of the way the law is written??? Holy moly!!!!!

          • Translated into Jodese: I’m smart enough to read law books and comprehend the subtle nuances which when misapplied by laymen can sometimes make innocent people such as myself appear technically “guilty.”

          • Posted by Polk8dot on May 15, 2013 at 7:20 am

            No wonder she is a walking poster child for every ‘innocent’ convict that’s ever been sentenced to prison.
            Thanks to her ‘Supewiow Intawwect’ she finally zeroed in on the reason the life in this country has become so f-ing unfair for psychopaths, sociopaths, evil monsters, and any garden variety criminal who ever thought ‘You have IT, I want IT, I’ll take IT, if you die in the process it’s your fault since you should have given it over voluntarily – didn’t I say I wanted IT???’
            And the culprit is THE LAWS OF A CIVILIZED PEOPLES.

            The law that holds them accountable if they commit the ‘slightest’ fricking offense like steal, rob, threaten, conspire, kill, murder. What has the world come to???
            Obviously we all must be sooooo threatened by the collective ‘superior intelligence’ of the criminal element that we put forth this heinous conspiracy to immediately incarcerate and punish those who just follow their god given rights to maligh, slander, cruelly harrass, be judge-jury-executioner to those they think deserve it and had it coming.
            I can’t stop hearing in my head the song ‘They had it coming’ from ‘Chicago’.

            Let’s get rid of all the criminal laws, since they only ensure prejudice and bias against the accused – since, you know, they demand punishment for the crimes! What gall!!! What injustice!!! Don’t we know how inhumane WE are to the criminals?!

            Yeah, poor little meek naive put-upon criminals……who only have to suffer because WE have the sick need to persecute them…..Wow, the Chris complex is really strong with this one.

            You, Jodi Arias, you are truly special – and may you die in special pain.

      • Posted by jack on May 13, 2013 at 11:27 am

        thank you for the video. this is first time I looked at this. till the end she has to bad mouth everyone. her tears are so phony .as usual everyone else is to blame except her.

      • Posted by bethiepoo on May 13, 2013 at 11:52 am

        She is horrible. She loves the attention. She has no problem lying about anything and everything.
        I laughed my head off when I saw this post from People of Walmart and thought of you, eggy….then I looked at the state it was from and it was Arizona! He musta been buying them for Jodi. She’s switched to Superman!

        http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/59114/biz-nasty/

      • Posted by Ria on May 13, 2013 at 11:55 am

        Oh thank you thank you Eggy! I’m going to check it out right now:)

      • Posted by Ria on May 13, 2013 at 12:58 pm

        OMG ,she pisses me off so much! She remembers “feeling safe” with Ryan because he wasn’t going to snap…ummm, wasn’t she “safe” at her grandparents house, miles away, in another state? Travis wasn’t there peeking through windows and climbing into doggy doors! YOU went to Travis’ house you dumb &%*$#&#!!! And killed him in his OWN bedroom!

        • One of my personal faves is her claim that Juan’s argument about her enjoying media attention is “absurd.” says she who scheduled an exclusive TV interview not 20 min after being convicted of premeditated murder.

          I burst out laughing just listening to it. How does she keep a straight face saying this stuff?

          • Posted by Ria on May 13, 2013 at 1:22 pm

            I also like “I mean, we do get attached to our lives and I’m attached to mine”…meh, I don’t know, I was going to put mine up on E bay and see how much it’ll sell for.

          • Posted by Polk8dot on May 15, 2013 at 7:29 am

            Yay!!!! The Judge FINALLY grew a pair!

            As of yesterday, NO MORE interviews, contact with media, etc, until after the last phase. The judge explained it as ‘making sure the demon gets the fair trial, despite herself and her own stupidity’. But I think, secretely she’s just gotten as sick as all of us of the Whore-Ass spewing her venom all over TV about every- and anything she had a grudge against!
            Whatever the reason, I’ll take it.

            Suck it demon!! 🙂

      • UGH! I just really, really hate that wicca. Can’t wait to get this ball rolling and get this over with!
        I hope they make her wear her ‘moving quilt’ to court. HA!

      • Posted by De-Edifying Watcher on May 13, 2013 at 3:12 pm

        Egg, glad for the whole link, Thx. Much easier than the chopped up videos.
        In watching Stabby answering his questions, it is apparent, at least to me, that she had some knowledge of the questions prior to showtime. She pauses ever so slyly on a few of them as if to rev up the answer even more than she originally planned.

        Kind of obvious, isn’t it, that she has to now try to make wooden spoon-wielding Mom her new BFF. Once she leaves the striped pajama party at county jail, and learns to just love the Color Orange, she will need at least one person willing to vist her in the big house.
        But…Watch out Mom, she bites !!

      • Ewww! I need to cleanse my soul and scrub my brain with acid to clear that away! Did she really complain that the LDS Church members don’t come by and visit her??? Umm, I think she can consider herself Excommunicated, right? WTHeck? This really is a demon!

        • Yes, they should have banished Travis for premarital sex, but they should all gather round her in prison after she butchered anoher human being.

          • Posted by PJMom on May 14, 2013 at 4:47 pm

            Actually “the Mormons” do visit her in jail. My mother and 2 other LDS members met Stabby in jail and still visit her regularly. We all think my mother and her companions are insane to care so much about someone so hideous. My mother is gullible and we can see how she could be snowed by Stabby and fall under her spell.

        • Posted by Andrea on May 13, 2013 at 7:15 pm

          I especially liked how SHE’S STILL TITHING!!! Well, her version of it anyway; she gives it to those around her who have less than she. I suppose the Ritz Commesary is her tithe bearing source.

      • Posted by GBPL on May 13, 2013 at 7:49 pm

        ahhh Thanks for posting that! …And for the heads up as to wear she talked about “jumping in their bodies”

        there.are.no.words………. *shudders*

        I feel like Esteban Flores felt the same way after his interview with her when she was first denying,..then lying about the 2 intruders..then wanting to see the
        pictures of the crime scene they had!….
        I’m pretty sure he closed the door of the interview room,…shuddered from head to toe and said..”That freak is bat$hit crazy”

        • Posted by GBPL on May 13, 2013 at 7:57 pm

          Oh and I do believe we do have confirmation of that very thing, as she was then seen doing handstands,…singing Dido songs…and digging thru the trash!

          Yah… thats a pretty much normal behaviour for murder one charges!

          • Posted by Ria on May 14, 2013 at 3:08 am

            I agree GB, she sends chills down my spine too. That interview is especially creepy. Not one part of her even seems to miss Travis at all, she’s so chatty and cheery. And you know she totally knew she was on camera!

          • Posted by Ria on May 14, 2013 at 3:09 am

            Oh GB, I just noticed the “U” in your spelling of behavior…are you Canadian eh?

            • Posted by GBPL on May 14, 2013 at 6:11 am

              LOL! No…actually from Wi. originally…I typed and re-typed that looking at which looked right, and thought…”no one will notice!!!” 😛

  39. Posted by Beans on May 13, 2013 at 2:52 am

    it’s 5:30 a.m. and here i am laughing my butt off. thanks eggy for the perfect start to a new day.

  40. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 13, 2013 at 2:54 am

    It must have been the combo of Mother’s Day and Stabby overload, because I just woke up with a picture of Stabby in my head, while I heard that line from “Pump Up the Volume” played in the background:

    “Hello Mom? I’m in JAIL!!”
    Happy Mother’s Day, indeed! (think they let her visit in the cookoo’s nest?) 😉

    Once again, you painted a mental image more clear than the premeditation in Stabby’s mind on her drive out to Mesa. YOU are a national treasure Egg-o!

    • I don’t like the death penalty either. But in Jodi’s case I do. Juan will prove to the jury it was cruel. If Jodi was to represent her self Juan would have a feild day and win. Death for Jodi.

    • Posted by firstwife on May 13, 2013 at 10:06 pm

      “more clear than the premeditation in stabby’s mind on her drive out to Mesa” – LOL

  41. Posted by Chris West Palm Beach on May 13, 2013 at 5:43 am

    Yesterday someone posted a picture of Jodi’s present to her mom for Mother’s day,
    It was a bouquet of wooden spoons!!! What mitigation factors does she really have?
    Her attorneys can only stand up and finally tell the world that she’s nuts. it’s their only hope. Jodi won’t allow that,because it’s the truth.

  42. Posted by cecelia on May 13, 2013 at 6:46 am

    After all this the family has the right to be heard and for Stabby to shut her blow hole and listen to the family she has destroyed!

    ***************
    She destroyed TA body, but his soul rests in heaven.. where his family will reunite with him one day. Stabby won’t even get near the gates. she fractured them but they are not broken. don’t allow stabby the joy of THIKNKING she destroyed them. they are stronger and have more class than that. stabby and klan will RIH jmho

  43. Posted by Terri LaValle on May 13, 2013 at 6:47 am

    You are so funny. I love reading your blogs. You are talented that’s for sure. I love the part about Grandma being wheeled in the court on a gurney, I honestly wouldn’t put it past them. Her family isn’t laughing and snickering now are they? Neither is she. Good luck to Juan on Wednesday. Although Lord knows he isn’t gonna need it. It will be an easy wrap for him that he can present to Stabby and her family pretty bow and all…………..Can’t wait.

  44. Posted by Lee Wright on May 13, 2013 at 6:52 am

    I love your blog, please don’t stop, everything I feel about it, my friends, (I feel like your friends) have already stated. I imagine HeavyD standing up in court and saying “I got nothin!!!” and Wilma following up with “Me neither!! then they both sit down. I have no doubt they will give her the DP, and the only reason I hope for that is it that she will be locked up 23 hours a day, with almost no contact with the outside world, if they give her life, like it’s been stated she will become a huge celebrity within the jail system, which is just what she loves. I watched her interview as well, it was unbelievable, she shows not one bit of remorse, she is in total denial, she just does not get it. As far as Troy Hayden doing the interview, he knew what he was doing, everybody will know his name forever internationally as the guy who interviewed her….. he is only concerned about the ratings.

    • Posted by jack on May 13, 2013 at 7:30 am

      thank you. I said basically the same thing. I am in complete agreement with you. her being on death row waiting for the day will be torture for her. Justice for Travis and his family.

  45. Posted by Marnie Paige on May 13, 2013 at 6:55 am

    One question….is it the varsity or JUNIOR varsity cheerleading squad Jenny has her hopes for?

    • JV!!! 🙂

      • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 13, 2013 at 1:57 pm

        That was my assumption too. Makes me want to look at my OLD yearbooks just to look at the JV bunch and imagine Jenny in the center – big smile and pony tail included.

        • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 13, 2013 at 4:45 pm

          With a matching scrunchie.

          • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 14, 2013 at 5:53 am

            And if she doesn’t make the squad – or the coveted co-captain spot – she can always resort to pom poms or flag twirlers. Poor girl….she just keeps lowering her own expectations. I’ll never be able to watch her for the remaining court shots without laughing hysterically/wickedly.

        • Posted by Ria on May 14, 2013 at 6:37 am

          Preferably a side ponytail. She liked putting her Stabby My Twinn Doll’s little pulled back hairdo slightly to the side (except on a crying day).

  46. AH,HAHAHAHA!!!! You nailed another one Egg! Love it!

  47. Posted by jack on May 13, 2013 at 7:39 am

    I wonder well Stabby be allow to have her crayons and pencil at the hearing on Wed?
    she should be made to listen to every word spoken. Maybe then she will realize what a piece of s–t she is. Justice for Travis!!!!!!

    • Posted by Ria on May 14, 2013 at 6:38 am

      Stabby has to morph into seductress mode on that day, with glossy hair and lip gloss. Then they’ll think she’s too pretty to die.

    • Posted by Polk8dot on May 15, 2013 at 4:18 pm

      I’m sure she will stuff toilet paper in her ears right before the Victim Impact Statements begin. And she’ll be singing in her head, most likely that Dido song (sooooo sorry to Dido, BTW) since it has very significant meaning to her. She’ll do her best not to hear them – but even if she does, it will still all fall on death ears. To understand someone’s misery, someone’s pain, to share in it, you have to be HUMAN.
      The Whore-Ass Jodi Arias is an EVIL BEAST! There is nothing human left in her. Whatever is said will not sink in at all.
      All she can hear anymore are all the nutjobs having a party in her head, toasting to the destruction of Travis’s reputation, and the never-ending heartache his family will suffer for the rest of their days.
      Evil bitch needs to die, and quick – either physically, thanks to the needle in her arm, or figuratively, denied media access and wiped from our consciousness courtesy of the 23-hour solitary of Death Row.
      I’m really loving the Arizona jury right now.
      And just as a side note – Juan Martinez was FANTASTIC today (Wed), especially with his very final, Rebuttal Closing. Making us all comprehend the 2 minutes of horror Travis suffered as the last thing EVER was the most BRILLIANT display of compassion, love for his victim and thinking on your feet I’ve EVER seen.

  48. Posted by colleen doolin on May 13, 2013 at 7:40 am

    “conversate” I love it!

  49. While we wait for the Wicca butcher to appear in court:
    Lindsay Lohan I Want Out of Betty Ford
    … Ain’t Gonna Happen
    “She had 45 days to find a suitable place.”

    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2013/05/13/lindsay-lohan-bail-betty-ford-rehab-adderall/#ixzz2TBge7Ui9
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    AH,HAHAHAHA!!!! I have no words. This is getting to be a pretty funny Monday!
    Thanks Egg! 😀

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 13, 2013 at 4:13 pm

      Some people were put on this planet simply for smarter people to point at and say “see…. look at how f*cked up I COULD BE!!

  50. Eggy Eggy, you’re the one, you make mornings so much fun! Eggy Eggy I’m awfully fond of you!

  51. Posted by Tricia on May 13, 2013 at 10:41 am

    As always…. Love your Blog, Eggy !

  52. Masterfully worded prediction, Egg…I think you must be having visions from above! ❤

  53. Posted by Sheila on May 13, 2013 at 11:38 am

    Love this blog! Your nicknames for them are just great!

  54. Posted by Lisa Hood on May 13, 2013 at 11:50 am

    Absolutely wonderfully written and as hysterical as always……but how wonderful is this ending, I mean truly, Hodi will never learn to shut her big, lying mouth and thank goodness now. She will have to speak loud and clear and with all the flat-affect as is the norm. Thanks again eggie for the wonderful portal to the future, you are a riot.

  55. Posted by Ria on May 13, 2013 at 12:00 pm

    For anyone who’s curious about Juan and his *romantic* life…
    http://camillekimball.blogspot.com/2013/05/is-juan-martinez-married-camille-gives.html

    • Posted by De-Edifying Watcher on May 13, 2013 at 1:44 pm

      Thanks, Ria.
      This writer also has a very interesting take on this weeks’s upcoming (we hope) mitigation phase on her site.

    • Posted by GBPL on May 14, 2013 at 6:15 am

      I couldn’t read very long,..that background/site nearly gave me seizures! :O

  56. Posted by Donna Beford on May 13, 2013 at 12:31 pm

    Love your blog laughed til my sides hurt! !!!! Thank you for making something so horrible amusing it makes this tragedy bearable you are an awesome egg! !!

  57. Posted by Lee Beford on May 13, 2013 at 12:41 pm

    Funny Stuff!

  58. Posted by carolefromhollywood on May 13, 2013 at 1:57 pm

    Stabby hates the thought of being locked up for ‘natural life’ (as opposed to unnatural, I guess), so let’s give her what she wants, folks…let’s sentence her to (hopefully painful) death. With all the appeals and delays, she won’t actually get executed for decades and she’ll spend those alone on Death Row, where she can cross off each day that brings her closer to her ultimate “freedom” (as opposed to hell, which is where she’s headed) on her Casey Anthony Words of Wisdom calendar. It’s a win-win, folks!

    And, speaking of words of wisdom…

    I’m sure the devil’s spawn will ‘CEASE’ the moment (from her journal) and ‘CONVERSATE’ with Jenny and Heavy about how to best re-‘DE-EDIFY’ Travis (from her testimony), ‘WHO’S life was taken last June’ (from her email asking not be mentioned in a negative way at Travis’ memorial, even though she was “being charged with his murder”).

    Wipe that smug smirk from your face, Stabby. You are an illiterate, psychopathic, murdering…what was that word one juror used?…oh, yes…”skank”.

  59. Posted by Clanny on May 13, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    I do hope the jury gives her the DP, let her sit and rot in her 7×12 waiting for the needle, aging ungracefully without makeup and hair dye. She needs to become nameless, let Travis be remembered without mention the demon spawn. Let her realize day in and day out that she is a nothing, a nonhuman, not worth a name thus knowing she will not have any “fame” even after she is worm food.
    Also PLEASE take away her putt putt pencil.

    • Nurmi is strategically stockpiling putt-putt pencils in his cave.

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 13, 2013 at 5:33 pm

        Perhaps he thinks it HE is in possession of them all, Stabby won’t be able to find one to kill him with for being a crappy (sex obsessed) lawyer.

        Nurmi…….”wanna smell my finger?”

        Ewww

  60. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 13, 2013 at 4:07 pm

    Jinkasaurus says it’s official, Stabby isn’t sad anymore.

    But now after watching the FULL Fox interview, I’M pissed off!! That woman is disgusting, and a disgrace to all that is good and right with this world.

    • Posted by Ria on May 13, 2013 at 4:24 pm

      Stabby’s out of her padded cell?

      Me too jenniferlyn, watching that got me all fired up again.

  61. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 13, 2013 at 4:08 pm

    Stabby is, not Jinx…but she DOES look like Mona, good call!

  62. Posted by Observer on May 13, 2013 at 4:42 pm

    It will be interesting to me to see what Jodi Arias says to the jury during the mitigation phase. And talk she will. She can’t keep her mouth shut. She has to try to control the proceedings. I am sure she will put on a diffent face to the jury than she did to the public in her post-verdict interview.

    She will not say to the jury what she said to Troy Hayden, that she did not premeditate the crime, death is a form of freedom, that society is getting gratificqation by persecuting her, that Travis is a hypocrite, pedophile and abuser, that Martinez is a bully, shady and hid evidence and that she and her attorneys don’t see eye to eye. Those words were to show the public she is a martyr and they cannot bring her down.

    She will try to manipulate the jury to spare her life by pretending to cry behind a curtain of hair or the hands that stabbed Travis to death and say she wished it didn’t happen but being a sociopath she is not capable of remorse, compassion for the Alexander family or any real emotion. Any tears will be for herself and any statement will be self serving.

    The jury will see through it and her lack of remorse and caring will get her the death penalty.

    • Posted by Observer on May 13, 2013 at 4:43 pm

      gratification

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 14, 2013 at 5:44 am

      And then Juan will play the Troy Hayden post verdict interview with Stabby (IN FULL) and need not even open his mouth after……..

  63. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 13, 2013 at 4:56 pm

    Maybe it’s just me, but whenever I see old videos of Stabby on T.V. where her hair is parted down the middle (like the “what in the oh holy night is that screeching”/Best Christmas Pagent Ever tape and the “No jury will believe me” interview w/Access Hollywood) she looks cross eyed!

    • Posted by Ria on May 14, 2013 at 6:47 am

      She’s got that “Andy Cohen” thing going on with her eyes. She has to be looking straight on to notice it I think, that’s probably why you see it in that video.

  64. Posted by Barb on May 13, 2013 at 5:08 pm

    Eggy, why do you think the Demon is making up lies about her own defense attorneys not presenting evidence that would have been helpful to her case? That is crazy when they have thrown just about everything possible against the wall to see what could possibly stick? Crazyyyyyy.

    • To throw them under the bus for “ineffective counsel” on an appeal. She’s gonna turn on them in a hot minute. She’s hard-wired to never take ownership of her own bad behavior. Nothig is ever her fault. So now it’s her lawyers’ fault jurors didnt believe her abuse claims, because THEY didnt submit her evidence “for their own reasons.”

      Evil to the core, this one.

      • Posted by Observer on May 13, 2013 at 11:10 pm

        What the demon doesn’t get because she doesn’t have a conscience or a heart is that it would make no difference if she had evidence that Travis was a pedophile. It is against the law to go into someone’s home with a knife and a gun and stab himm to death and shoot him in the head whether he is a good person like Travis was or a bad person as she tried to make him out. The evidence proved that she intended to kill a human being and carried it out, which is first degree murder.

        • Posted by Ria on May 14, 2013 at 3:24 am

          Exactly Observer. She threw the whole pedophilia into the mix just out of pure evil, with no other purpose than to smear Travis. Didn’t work Stabby!

        • Absolutely! Her defense was “he attacked me”, not “I killed him because he was a pedophile”. I don’t understand how the pedophile b-s was allowed into evidence. It’s totally irrelevant, unfounded and not supported by ANY evidence. All it did was trash the victim’s reputation. And the demon still claims she had to lift “the curtain” on this secret because Juan Martinez would not allow her to plead to 2nd degree. There is absolutely NO CONNECTION between the two issues. Is there a lawyer out there somewhere who can explain this to us? How was it allowed in?

  65. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 13, 2013 at 5:29 pm

    Just had to share this color coordinated shot of the JV Cheerleader and Heavy in court… he looks positively CONSTIPATED!!

    http://s1352.photobucket.com/user/tabularasa6/media/cs71_zps7c624648.jpg.html?sort=3&o=47

  66. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 13, 2013 at 5:44 pm

  67. Posted by Andrea on May 13, 2013 at 6:38 pm

    Why oh why was I left out of the loop yesterday? I never received this blog! Good thing I live here or I might never have had the pleasure of yesterday’s Sunnyside Up. I re-signed-up for the blog but didn’t receive the email response so I know I’m still in the system.
    Just thought I’d put that out there in case others are complaining of the same.

  68. LMAO.. “Jinkasaurus” I thought I was the only one that heard that !!

  69. Well, I’ll be damned. We thought we were done ‘hearing’ shit about the Wicca, but no, more and more crap comes to light! UGH!!! Make it stop Egg!!! The insanity is making ME mental!!

  70. Posted by GBPL on May 13, 2013 at 7:58 pm

    What are you referring to Carol!?!? lol

    • GB, on NG tonight, more BS. Read jenni’s comment below. It’s just disgusting the depth this bitch is going. She claims she has pictures on her old lap top that was sort of destroyed and her lawyers didn’t use the pics so she will probably claim insufficient defense by her lawyers and start this BS all over again. UGGHHHHHH!!!!
      I’m gonna join Patch and start pulling my hair out!!!
      I hate this crazy bitch more and more every day………..

      • Posted by Observer on May 13, 2013 at 10:42 pm

        Jodi can claim ineffective counsel all she wants and it will do her no good. She is full of crap and a pathological liar. Her guilty verdict will not be overturned and she will die in prison. Mark my words.

  71. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 13, 2013 at 8:54 pm

    Just when I thought Stabby couldn’t go any lower, down the sewer pipe she slithers. She has pictures of TA chasing a naked 4 y/o around? Oh, and some mystery PPL employee saw her “all black and blue”? (but the rest of the world missed it!!) I am SO calling MAJOR BULLSH*T on those claims. If it existed, we’d have seen or at LEAST heard about a picture that could go so far in attempting to “explain” Stabby’s fear of bodily harm by Travis (assuming she continued to claim that she “walked in on his darkest secret,” as she put it) and that he grew markedly more violent with her after her (supposed) discovery. But NOOOOO, Stabby got stuck.with attorneys that (according to her) didn’t want to listen to HER desires (meanies!) forced her to “rip the lid off” all of Travis’ secrets, (b*stards!) and wouldn’t use any of her (forged/faked/false/bogus/B.S. OK I’m done) evidence. When will Stabby EVER catch a break? Maybe when the non-existent PPL witness (to her PAAAAIN) will suddenly come forward to corroborate her story of being beaten and bruised. (and we will IGNORE his not-at-all-suspicious resemblance to her much beloved Matthew McCartney)

    I try really hard not to hate people, but this one just PUSHES MY BUTTONS….

    • Jenni, she is like the vortex of the black hole itself or like the LaBrea tar pits, just get sucked in further and further with no end in sight.
      Hey, I’ll shoot or hang the bitch! End this madness!!

      • Better yet, I have lots of forests around here with coyotes. Duct tape her ass and mouth to a tree that she always wanted with rotted meat hanging from her neck and let nature take over. Try and see if she can lie her way outta that one! Bitch.

        • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 14, 2013 at 2:03 pm

          I’ll bet Gaga’s meat dress is probably pretty ripe by now, that should work.

    • Posted by GBPL on May 13, 2013 at 9:38 pm

      Wow…and here I was kinda bummin about not have HLN channel! !

      I’m trying to refrain from pulling my own hair out…this wicca chica knows no bounds!
      I can only hope that while she is “incarcerated” all of these alledeged abuses come true…

      • Posted by Ria on May 14, 2013 at 6:51 am

        Haha, this is another reason I thought you were Canadian…they don’t have HLN. My stepsister’s Canadian so when I saw both of these comments I thought for sure you were but I saw your comment above that you’re not!

        • Posted by GBPL on May 14, 2013 at 12:01 pm

          How funny! The only reason I don’t have HLN is because I downsized my satellite pkg.

          We do kind of pick up on things by our posts and reading posts eh? lol

          Thats a Wisconsin thing too! ; )

    • Posted by firstwife on May 13, 2013 at 10:22 pm

      Yes, I thought Stabby’s shown us everything she had, up to and including her ovaries, from the outside looking in.

      • Posted by Cindy Lou on May 14, 2013 at 2:24 am

        Oh, but no. The long lonely march of the martyr has just begun. She is, as Juan put it, now married to her victimhood for all eternity. Stay tuned for continued lying straight to our face, i.e. the gas cans, the invention of non existent witnesses to her alleged abuse, and the twisting of innocent pictures, emails, text, taken wholly out of context to be presented as hard evidence. In other words, all the various scams she perpetrated against Travis, she will continue to perpetuate. And we all see how well that worked for her the first time..

        • Posted by Ria on May 14, 2013 at 3:38 am

          Yep, she’ll ramp up the evil lies even more. She said something on the Fox interview about “I wish I had searched harder for the guy who saw my bruises”…really? Does she honestly think anyone is that stupid to believe he exists? I’m not sure if this is true but I had heard she’d done some damage to the hard drive on her computer after Travis’ body was found…I wonder what they would have found in her history…how to deliver a fatal stab wound?

    • Posted by Sully on May 14, 2013 at 11:48 am

      @jenniferlyn I think the reason she pushes so many people’s collective buttons is that she is so obviously outrageous and obnoxious, and our judicial system and media outlets have allowed her musings to be disseminated widely without retort – and common sense folk feel helpless and need a place to vent. Thanks to Eggy, we can do that while we enjoy the parodying of much that begs to be parodied!

    • Posted by SCK on May 14, 2013 at 12:53 pm

      Didn’t Gus Searcy (PPL employee) TRY to indicate that he saw Travis yell or Stabby and she cowered?? Wonder if he promised to tell everyone he saw bruises while she was staying in his motorhome (ick – the thought of that makes me gag!!)

  72. Posted by Tessa Mitchell on May 13, 2013 at 9:14 pm

    I am waiting for the day that any shrink can just say, she is just evil. Not borderline this, personality this, just plain EVIL.

  73. GB, here’s the link for HLN but I don’t see NG about tonight’s show on it yet.
    http://www.hlntv.com/
    Maybe it’ll be on there later, don’t know. Catch you tomorrow, same post, same swirl of the bowl.

  74. Posted by GBPL on May 14, 2013 at 6:17 am

    lol!!! Thanks! i’ll look into it! I guess I should while I still have an empty stomach!

  75. Posted by Observer on May 14, 2013 at 7:48 am

    I doubt if Juan Martinez will play the demon’s 45 minute post-verdict TV interview tape during the penalty phase because it is not about what she thinks about the verdict or wants. The jury doesn’t need to hear about the demon’s grandstanding and theatrics during the last five days. She will try to make it about her suffering but it is about how Travis Alexander suffered and how the demon has taken a good man who was dedicated to helping others away from his family and friends and why she should pay with her life. Why should the jury care what she thinks of the verdict or anything else? She will show no remorse during the proceeding. That will be enough.

  76. Posted by Carmen on May 14, 2013 at 9:18 am

    I LOVE THIS WEBSITE!!!

  77. First tweet from the Wicca, c & p’d from HLN

    Jodi Arias @Jodiannarias
    Any donations to my family or me are made only at http://jodiariasisinnocent.com/jodi-arias-support-page-jodi-arias-is-innocent-team-jodi/ … Any other source asking for donations is fraudulent. Thank you.

    11:30 PM – 13 May 2013

    Why are they allowing this to continue?! Where is that lawsuit from the Alexander family to take this over and shut this bitch down?! ughhhhhh…….

    • I actually went to that web site, ugh and they said her art was sold! HA! LIARS!! They took it all down at ebay.
      Those supporters are demon seed, ingrates.

  78. Beth Karas sp?? said there is a hearing now with the Wicca’a attorneys and Sherry. Trying to find out more. I supposed this is for the video taping wanted by the defense slacker goofs. Hey, she should pound salt and die.

  79. Posted by SCK on May 14, 2013 at 12:49 pm

    I so hope IF she gets LWOP that some Big Bad Bertha beats the living crap out of her….she certainly deserves at least that much pain after what she did to Travis.

    • Posted by Ria on May 14, 2013 at 1:01 pm

      She actually did get into a jail fight at one point but she claimed self defense, what a shock!

      • Posted by SCK on May 14, 2013 at 1:51 pm

        I heard that too…twice. Again, can’t take responsibility for anything.

  80. Oh this is just hilarious!

  81. Posted by Ria on May 14, 2013 at 1:56 pm

    Oh Eggy, our humble leader, hope you’re going to open the bar early tomorrow and put a “let’s conversate” post:)

  82. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 14, 2013 at 4:42 pm

    This is our club, and we are it’s members. Eggie is our leader, and this is our (current) rally cry:

    “SUCK IT DEMON !” 🙂

    • Posted by Jeanjeanne on May 14, 2013 at 6:57 pm

      Right on, jenniferlyn! Where Eggy goes , I will follow! She states the truth, in a world full of Demon Ducks vs. Master Chefs. It is empowering to know there is an uprising bul@ shi@ decipherer’s! Long liveThe Egg! We love and admire your clarity,despite ‘The Fog”!!!!

      • I’ll drink to that! Cheers to our Egg!! 😀

        • Posted by Jeanjeanne on May 14, 2013 at 8:15 pm

          Carol, I have been loving you for a long while, my voiceful friend! I like your honesty and strength in your opinions. It’s refreshing. . You crack me up and I wish I could drink margaritas with you!

        • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 14, 2013 at 11:47 pm

          When this case ends, wonder what our new rally cry will be? We know we can count on Eggie to come up with ANOTHER good one!

          SUCK IT DEMON!

  83. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 15, 2013 at 12:23 am

    Does the Defense put on an argument as to why they believe the murder does NOT meet the standards for aggravation, or do they wait to put on testimony only in the mitigation phase? I think it would look terrible for them to try and deny the viciousness of the crime, but I get they have to “vigorously defend” their client.

  84. Posted by Carol Caudel on May 15, 2013 at 7:03 am

    Lights out!

  85. Posted by Tessa Mitchell on May 19, 2013 at 9:30 pm

    Will the jurors ever hear about her new rental car packed with two knives, a 9mm gun, bullets all on the day she was arrested? Mimi Hall better be glad she was under watch & arrested…Just saying.

  86. “Jinkasaurus will start psychoanalyzing jurors based on the number of breaths they take per minute.”

    LMAO!!!

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