Call Off That Execution. Stabby Can Paint by Numbers

Gallery of Miracles, Arizona

If Mr. Martinez knows what’s good for him, he’ll take that silly death penalty off the table Monday. Because in addition to being a modern day Einstein, local demon Jodi Arias is also an artiste the likes of which this world has never seen. And how can Juan be so cruel as to deprive mankind of her brilliant creativity? As it turns out, she possesses a rare gift that allows her to trace other people’s artwork and color it in poorly.  And Stabby loves sharing this talent bestowed upon her with us mere mortals. She even plans to display her wonderous works of copyright infringement for the jury during the mitigation phase of her trial on Monday. For free! And surely once the jurors lay their unworthy eyes upon her blessed collection of traced magazine ads, they will not only reverse their verdict, but will also beg for autographed originals. I smell an auction a-brewin’. 

It is unknown if the art professors of the world-renowned Yreka public school system will grace the court by testifying to Stabby’s innate talent. We can only hope to be dazzled by details of Jodi’s first dabblings outside of the “linear curriculum” imposed upon lesser twelve year olds looking for mere elective credits. I for one demand to know which junior high art teacher first introduced her to tracing paper and Teen magazine advertisements. Because that patron of fine arts deserves a slow-clap for cultivating such raw, original talent. After all, they helped launch her successful career in dead-end waitressing jobs. 

Sources tell Egg Tree News the “gallery owner” who likened her paintings to Monet and Van Gogh will be released from the insane asylum long enough to make a brief appearance to testify that young Rembrandt Arias also makes a mean blue waffle salad tossed inside of a top hat.   

Spectators are also on the edge of their seats wondering if the demon’s “professional” photographs will be included in her display. Says one admirer, “I can’t wait to see her huge volume of fuzzy self-portraits up close. I love how she disregards trivial things like lighting and shutterspeed, but still manages to capture the essence of her inner demon in every picture.”

As jurors peruse the gallery, Homecoming Queen reject Jenny will serve complimentary pot brownies and cheese platters in an effort to launch her new side catering business, “And Munchies for All.” Heavy D Nurmi, in full maitre-de attire, will covertly place gift bags full of tootsie rolls and poprocks on each juror’s chair, along with a handwritten note reading, “Yo, the D.P. is for uglies who cant trace good. This bitch can trace Grace Kelly, man. GRACE KELLY.”

Stay tuned to EggTreeNews for developments in this breaking story. 

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597 responses to this post.

  1. AH,HAHAHA!!! LOVE IT EGG!!!
    We miss you and hope you are OK!

  2. ROFLMAO….”mean blue waffle salad tossed inside of a top hat”. Outstanding Eggy. Keep it coming!

  3. Posted by Sharon on May 18, 2013 at 6:52 pm

    Too funny! But don’t forget the bouncer/art work guard Donavan in her tux.

    • Posted by teddymear on May 19, 2013 at 4:11 am

      Perfect add-on Sharon, to another hilarious update from Eggie 🙂

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 19, 2013 at 5:24 am

      Bouncer….that’s just what she/he looks like!

    • Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 8:02 am

      LOL Sharon! That’s a great idea! Stabby does need someone to protect her priceless works of art:)

  4. Posted by cmdm on May 18, 2013 at 6:57 pm

    soooooooo funny & insightful…Scott Peterson brought in his high school golf coach…if it was good enough for Scotty boy, it should be good enough for Stabby…

  5. lol…bravo! My favorite blogger hits the nail on the head again!

  6. Posted by Danny on May 18, 2013 at 7:06 pm

    That was hilarious eggy.

  7. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 18, 2013 at 7:06 pm

    Awww, no macaroni art? 😉 Giggles at Heavy D’s parting “words of wisdom”. Classy, that man.

  8. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 18, 2013 at 7:10 pm

    So THAT’S why she didn’t want to sign autographs! Once again, guilty of premeditation.

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 18, 2013 at 7:12 pm

      Maybe she removed her art because she received the “Cease and Desist” notice filed by Dior. That leaves her with one moneymaker. (that she can USE) Her John Hancock.

      • Posted by Barb on May 20, 2013 at 4:33 am

        Or her real moneymaker which involves the number 3! I just hope the crazy Arizona justice system will finally put this case to bed!!!

      • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 8:28 am

        yup, that will be her only hustle in prison is her letters and signatures. Son of Sam laws will go into effect and the civil suit by the Alexander family with the “artwork”.

  9. Welcome to all the new Eggers and Egglets!
    I can’t wait until Monday!!! This is going to be a real comedy of laughs!!

  10. What a wonderful surprise to “see” you back with us!!!! Hope you’re sunny side up. You’re a real treat. Love your work. Stay well.

  11. Posted by mystree10 on May 18, 2013 at 7:13 pm

    ROFLMAO!

  12. Such good stuff Eggy!! Glad you left this post for us…HILARIOUS!

  13. So glad you are back and just in time for the grand finale! The images you write make me laugh out loud every time – Squirmy putting out the gift bags – too effen funny.

    • Posted by gailie on May 18, 2013 at 8:10 pm

      What Karen said… I was SO sad that after getting us through most of this, you wouldn’t be able to direct us all the way to the end… I hope things are well for you and yours… and selfishly ask you to stop leaving us without your thoughts ever again for this long!… 😉

      • Posted by Faihful on May 18, 2013 at 9:51 pm

        I Amin complete agreement with that. We missed yo EGGY ONE. The babysitter was great but there is only one Eggy. Hope everything turned out ok for you.Even though we don’t you personally we all love you and your great sense of humor. Welcome back and hope your here to the end.We will need you.

        • Posted by Faihful on May 18, 2013 at 9:56 pm

          Oh my here goes my crappy typing again.i wanted to say even though we don’t know you personally we all love you and your great sense of humor.

  14. Posted by mcgee on May 18, 2013 at 7:23 pm

    stabby should bring in her favorite starbucks barista to testify for her….ha ha ha!!!!!!
    For the life of me, I don’t know how ms. stabby has deluded herself into believing that people buy her “cut-rate, tracing, rip off art” because they think it’s “great”! it’s simply “murderbilia” for those that collect that shit!
    Rockin work as always EGGY 🙂 keep the shiny side up & the sticky side down!

    • Posted by Polk8dot on May 18, 2013 at 10:39 pm

      ‘murderabilia’

      My new favorite word of the day 🙂

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 19, 2013 at 1:02 am

      I’ve been keeping a list (originally in my head, I started writing them down as a sort of reminder that in comparison to many people, I have a wonderful and blessed life, especially since I wandered into the egg carton) and Starbucks is just one more thing she’ll get to live without….no more Starbucks for her Stabby *ss!

      No Starbucks, no makeup, no more nice undies that FIT….life sucks when you stab people, huh? 😉

  15. Posted by Li'l town girl on May 18, 2013 at 7:23 pm

    I have been looking for some nice wall art to grace a vacant wall at home and decided to browse Van gogh prints for sale. Vincent’s IRISES is my favorite! And to think Stabby sent mom-mom, how many?, irises before Det Flores lowered the boom.

    • Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 7:58 am

      For the very affordable price of $3000, you can be the proud owner of one of Stabby’s tracings.

      • I will pay 50 cents…I need some kindling for my fire pit! Do you think that demons will come out of her tracings the way they claim they come out of the rock’n’roll records when they’re burned! LOL

    • She sent Travis’s Mom Mom twenty IRISES ! I’m surprised Stabby didn’t send twenty nine , one for each stab and his butchered Throat ! She is just that Evil ! I’ve never been on here before ! I didn’t know about it ! I love this and the comments !

  16. Posted by Guest on May 18, 2013 at 7:26 pm

    please please please give her the DP. if she continues to live, for as long as she lives, she will try over and over again to get another trial… like OJ Simpson is trying to do.

    • Or Jeffery MacDonald, you know, the psycho Green Beret doctor who slaughtered his pregnant wife and two daughters so he could go out and have girlfriends and do drugs and look at porn whenever he wanted to!! He keeps popping up with “new evidence” for a new trial every couple of years or so. I can’t imagine the Alexander family having to put with that shyte for years and years to come. *Shudder*

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 19, 2013 at 6:43 am

        knock on wood!!

      • Posted by Laurel on May 19, 2013 at 7:04 am

        Exactly. maybe that is why it would be better for her to be sentenced to life without parole!
        The sickos never stop being sick. Don’t give her a chance at repeated appeals.
        The world would be better off without her in it — but the world is even better off without hearing from her again!

        OJ makes me sick. Stabby and he have the same sort of mentality. Ugh. Shut her up permanently with LWOP.

        Let her rot in prison. From what I’ve read, having no freedom and the bleak conditions inside prison isn’t any kind of life! Doesn’t matter if she ‘adapts’.
        What matters is that she cannot keep causing the Alexander family more pain.

        I’m not sure whether The Alexanders would rather never hear from her again but know she is breathing, or be tormented by her appeals until she got the needle.

        If it was me making the decision, LWOP would be the harsher of the two. Death is easier than losing freedom.

        • Posted by TDawg on May 19, 2013 at 8:40 am

          I’m a newbie to post on here, but just wanted to share something. If (hopefully, when) she gets the DP, she will only receive one automatic appeal. It is simply an appellate court looking at this trial. Any other appeals will have to have merit to even be considered. Not sure of Arizona’s limit on appeals, but many states are seven. It doesn’t matter if someone is on death row, gets LWOP, LWP, 25 years…, there is a limit to appeals. It serves everyone, especially Travis’ family and friends, for her to be on death row, whether it is played out or not. She will have too many freedoms in gen pop of prison. She will be the belle of the ball, even moreso than she is at Estrella.

          It frightens me to think of her in gen pop, able to have a multitude of visitors, access to the law library, hair cuts, beauty aids…you name it, she will have too many freedoms. Freedoms she didn’t allow Travis, his family or his friends to have.

          • Posted by Polk8dot on May 19, 2013 at 10:00 pm

            Did you know that Travis’s nickname amongst his friends was ‘T-Dawg’?

            Is yours just a coincidence or a tribute?

          • I think you are right TDawg (and by the way…welcome!). She will be limited on her appeals, and any appeals will have to go back to Judge S, the trial judge. After she exhausts her appeals, she can file a Post-conviction Remedy/Relief (PCR). Here is an excerpt from a local law firm about the PCR and appeals process.

            “What kinds of issues do you raise in a PCR? There are three issues that regularly appear in PCRs, although there are many grounds available. One is newly discovered evidence. For example, sometimes a witness really does come forward after a trial, with testimony that would have made a difference. Another common issue is a change in the law. Once in a while the courts change their minds about a legal issue, and sometimes defendants who were subjected to the old rule can ask for relief. A very common issue is that of ineffective assistance of counsel. This means that the defense lawyer made a mistake that affected, or probably affected, the outcome of the trial.”

            http://www.dkwlawyers.com/articles/Arizona%20criminal%20appeal%20and%20PCR%20process.pdf

            There is also an interesting website on the history of the DP in AZ, if you are interested. http://www.deathpenaltyinfo.org/arizona-1

            I checked out the exonerations that were given in AZ, and most of them were given in Pima County (where I live, and where our juries/judges think every criminal deserves a second chance…unfortunately) or due to DNA evidence. Maricopa County (where JA is), Pinal County, and Graham County, just to name a few, don’t have much sympathy for criminals, and don’t mess around…she picked the wrong place to do this.

            I am fairly hopeful that Stabby won’t have grounds for an appeal, because she can’t claim ineffective assistance of counsel, she demanded Nurmi represent her in that long letter to the judge stating (from her own Einsteinian-eloquent-hand) that he was the best counsel she could hope for. No one new witnesses can come forward and say she didn’t do it, because she confessed, and her DNA was present and mingled in with his blood. Her only hope would be if AZ changes the law and decides that mad, jilted, ex-girlfriends can kill because the man should have married her!

            • Correction…*Stabby won’t have grounds for a PCR* rather than *appeal*. She gets one appeal automatically.

            • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 8:36 am

              Excellent points!!!!!! Especially about the letter to keep Nermi. She stabs herself with her own defense because she keeps thinking she will get out of this. In reality she is not brilliant but cheap and tarnished.

        • Posted by pfenix on May 19, 2013 at 10:37 am

          Good pts but i disagree. In prison with LWOP she will be in the general population where Princess Stabby wil just cause trouble and chaos as she holds court. On Death Row this is what will happen at the Perryville Prison in AZ:

          1. Isolation for 23 hours a day, with one hour to have a shower or phone
          2. She will only be able to buy paper pads, regular pens, golf pencils. No colored pencils, crayons, pens for her.
          3. She can only have 2 items of reading material at a time in her cell. Borrowing from prison library is limited to once every two weeks. Unlimited access to legal library. Maybe she try to study law, as she thinks she can shine more brilliantly than Juan “The Proscuter” Martinez, who cheated her
          4. She can only have 2 applicances: t.v., radio, clock, earphones, etc., 1-2 too many in my opinion
          5. Her commisary purchases will be limited, no stocking up or buying friends on the DP
          6. Visitations are non-contact, once a week by appt. and for a limited time.
          7. No food visitations for her. 6 times a year on certain days prisoners can have family come and bring food and visit most of the day. Not for DP Girls!!!

          All this while waiting for the death penalty. Now how will affect this narasstice drama queen demon? She will only have to lean on letters back and forth with her idiot minion. Believe me, no matter how hard she tries to live in her sorry alternative universe, she will have moments of stir crazy torment called Reality. Mark my words on that.

        • Posted by Observer on May 19, 2013 at 11:27 am

          Laurel, it takes years for appeals to be read and most appeals are denied without any hearing so that is not a big deal. Narcissistic Sociopath Borderlines don’t rot in prison. They thrive and adapt quickly to prison life. Jodi is infamous so in general population she will be the Queen Bee with all inmates wanting to be her friend so they can say I knew Jodi Arias.

          Jodi Arias needs attention and will manipulate inmates, guards, visitors and the media to get what she wants. She is a sex addict and could even get married in prison or get pregnant with a guard. Death row is where she belongs. She will go crazy in solitary confinement 23 hours a day on death row, and have few privileges.

  17. Posted by mary on May 18, 2013 at 7:26 pm

    I recently found your posts referred from someone on websleuths..they are absolutely hilarious!!

  18. Posted by Mindus on May 18, 2013 at 7:33 pm

    Priceless, Eggy. Thank you!

  19. Posted by Laurie on May 18, 2013 at 7:36 pm

    Hooray! A new hilarious post to make my day. Thank you.

  20. Posted by Sully on May 18, 2013 at 7:39 pm

    This blog, in addition to being hilarious, has been a great place to vent re: the damage inflicted by the Button-Pusher. Thank you, Eggy!

    (In a totally different kind of humor, Mikee Daniels has done video commentary during the trial and has a spoof on the Brady Bunch intro – called The Shady Bunch.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQpawoUB0Mc )

    • Posted by Sully on May 18, 2013 at 7:41 pm

      No one can touch Queen Egg, by the way. Just offering an amuse-bouche. Eggy is the main course and the real deal.

    • Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 7:56 am

      Haha, that was cute! That guy’s a character. I don’t think he’s missed a second of the trial.

  21. Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 18, 2013 at 7:46 pm

    Love it, Love it, Love it !!!
    Egg, your mind morsels top Jenny’s pot Brownies any day !!!

    Hope things are getting smoother for you.

  22. Posted by Lee Wright on May 18, 2013 at 7:58 pm

    Hey High Eggy, great to hear from you, you are kidding about the paintings…um tracings…sorry? I hope this is some kind of joke… they cannot be serious… just how far is this Judge going to go to accommodate Stabby…. does anyone know does she actually ever do any free hand drawings… or is everything traced.?… you cannot in all seriousness claim to be an artist if thats all you do..any artists out there with knowledge of that, am I missing something…..I used to do that when I was a kid, I didn’t know grownups did it.
    Anywho….. roll on Monday, let the games begin…..

    • Oh no, I shyte you not.

      http://www.hlntv.com/article/2013/05/17/can-jodi-arias-art-save-her-life

      Believe it or not, they are indeed going there. 😆

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 19, 2013 at 6:49 am

        BallsI tell you, big hairy ones…..

      • Posted by Karen Jenkins on May 19, 2013 at 8:07 am

        OH MY God,her jr.high school teacher was a renowned artist,In the great metropolis of Yreca California.Are they serious,do they think the jury just stepped of the stupid bus.I just hope they don’t bust out in laughter.

    • The only “originals” i have seen of hers are portraits of Travis’ siblings. The same siblings she claims she cant even look at in court because they all resemble “her abuser.”

      • Stabby said that but Tenisha Mr. Alexander’s sister also stated she “stabby” looks at her in court and smiles. Stabby is an evil, vicious human being and so deserves the death sentence. I hope Juan Martinez has evidence regarding her so-called art. Plus her friend who is going to testify for Arias has already admitted in an interview what a great family she had! Now she is going to testify demon was abused by the same family! How is an old boyfriend going to help this bonafide psychopath? I pray the jury will again “do the right thing”

        • Posted by Francine on May 19, 2013 at 6:03 am

          We can bet JM will say something about her so called art. He did bring up Dior Thursday when he was shredding the def good points about JA.

          • Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 7:53 am

            I remember reading somewhere that someone had actually contacted Dior about the ad she copied and they were sending her a cease and desist letter. I’m not sure if it’s true or just another one of the many rumors.

        • Posted by pfenix on May 19, 2013 at 10:43 am

          Didn’t Juan slam her photography skills in court on Thursday? Saying how her pictures of the murder is her best work, yet she can’t figure out to take the sim card out and instead washing the camera. Duh, such artistic brillance!!!

          • I think he did say that! He is right…her best work, because it is the only truth that has resulted from her sorry life!

      • Posted by RelievedinSC on May 19, 2013 at 7:02 am

        There is one that looked like Tanisha wearing a top hat, but that too was a magazine ad tracing.

        • Posted by Karen Jenkins on May 19, 2013 at 8:19 am

          The only reason the drawing looks like Tanishe is because there faces haunt her, so her subconscious pea sized brain imposes there faces every where.Her world is Donte’s Hell

          • Posted by pfenix on May 19, 2013 at 10:50 am

            If you look at Dante’s nine circles of Hell, JoDie will have to be scattered:

            The nine circles of Hell
            First Circle (Limbo)
            Second Circle (Lust)
            Third Circle (Gluttony)
            Fourth Circle (Greed)
            Fifth Circle (Anger)
            Sixth Circle (Heresy)
            Seventh Circle (Violence)
            Eighth Circle (Fraud)
            Ninth Circle (Treachery)

      • Posted by pfenix on May 19, 2013 at 10:41 am

        Those were traced from photographs as well, just look at them. Her art is just like her immature and limited.

        • Posted by Mo Mo MIssouri on May 20, 2013 at 9:55 am

          Puerile and trite artwork that is not fit to line my bird cage.

  23. Posted by GBPL on May 18, 2013 at 8:08 pm

    Yeeeeahhhh! That’s what I’m talking about! !!!

    You hit this one out of the park!! 🙂

    Jenniferlynn…you know that macaroni art demands true talent! !! 😀

    What a great bedtime read…now to read over and over again! !! Hehehee

    “May your carton always keep you from cracking! ” : D

  24. Posted by Pam on May 18, 2013 at 8:18 pm

    Stabby Stupid: a legend in her own mind.

  25. Posted by Laurel on May 18, 2013 at 8:29 pm

    HA-HA, so glad that you are back!

    Hope that all is well and things are better for you, Eggy!

    So looking forward to the Jury finding her bulls*it on Monday without any merit whatsoever.

  26. Posted by nella lee on May 18, 2013 at 8:36 pm

    I thought Stabby & her DreamTeam had sunk as low as they could go but now the Worlds Greatest Artiste (or is that the World’s Greatest Ass?) will offer her dead imitations of ads as proof she deserves to live. But, Wait! I thought she wanted to die? Nope, must have been another lie, silly me.

    If there is a Hall of Shame for lawyers who have abandoned all moral principles, the DreamTeam should kick Jose Baez & Johnny Cochran (who has been “immortalized”) down the stairs & rush to the top. The creme de la creme of crass has finally been achieved; as we all know, only the best of shit rises to the top.

    I used to think that the phrase “a legend in her own mind” was just a sarcastic way to describe someone who thought too much of themselves. WGA gives it a whole new dimension. For her, it should be up in the hills beside the HOLLYWOOD sign. Her need for attention is insatiable, & how Travis Alexander managed to keep himself from killing her speaks volumes for his self-control. I would gladly strangle her myself but it would give her too much glee.

  27. Too funny just what I needed. You are amazing Egg’ie glad you’re back and hope allis well for you. Can’t wait to see what you come up for Monday! Bless you.

  28. Until Jodi is silenced, she will continue to trash Travis and continue the pain for his family. Death Row will help but it won’t silence her completely.
    I’ve followed trials and read a lot. Never heard of such over the top victim bashing.
    As much as Nurmi and Willmott are disliked, I would put money on this defense idea of trashing Travis was ALL Stabby’s idea.
    Her team probably wanted to use mental illness or crime of passion, but Miss Stabby that is smarter than anyone said no.

    Love the new post!!!

  29. Posted by sparkleybright on May 18, 2013 at 9:11 pm

    Excellent. You are absolutely hilarious!! Love reading your updates. Can’t wait for Monday’s installment.

  30. Posted by RD on May 18, 2013 at 9:17 pm

    Oh my. I actually am an artist–a professional one– the lead artist for a Mint. I design & sculpt for Gov. mints such as, the US Mint (dabbled with the 50 state quarter program), Royal Canadian Mint & others such as Mint of New Zealand. I have completed projects for Nickelodeon television (Sponge Bob Square Pants don’t you know, Yo,) “THE” Smithsonian Institute in D.C., the “Pawn Stars” television show, US presidents, (living & otherwise), I have won the “Silver Strike of the Year Award” for Las Vegas casino gaming tokens design 6 times. Ever see any of those 9-11 World Trade center twin tower silver & gold coins for sale in magazines or on TV that feature the separate twin tower piece that stand up on the face? yup, I did that. I even did a commemorative 10 oz Silver piece for Ian Flemings’ 100th anniversary of his birth. there were only 10 individual coins made & presented to the Fleming family. (shaken not stirred of course)
    But my accomplishments are NOTHING! compared to the stunning jail house work of infamous (& convicted murderous felon I might add), of S. Einstein. I am humbled and throw my self prostrate on the ground forgive me, I am so not worthy to even be remotely in the same category or mentioned in the same breath as she-who-must-not-be-named. Forgive me fellow eggers. what was I thinking.

  31. Oh, goodness,, In fact you are goodness personified, Eggy…. I love LOVE your articles… In all conscience, I must ask,,, are you sure the pics she draws of Travis’s siblings aren’t tracings too???
    Thank you so much for your satirical musings… you are brilliant..

    • They probably are tracings, youre right. She isnt capable of original creativity. That requires a soul.

      • I was just thinking of non-copyrighted material she has done… What a joke she is. I remember in one of the documentaries of this case, she introduced herself as “an artist and a photographer.” Um…no. She was a waitress. Unless you earn a living at it, those things are hobbies.

        • Eggy ,, you are right… she is a phony… I do a lot of hobbies,,, BUT, I am NOT a professional. I think she is crazy….

        • She’s a legend in her own mind!

        • Posted by Barb on May 20, 2013 at 7:15 am

          She wasn’t even good at her waitress positions! She never even got a promotion to assistant manager of a restaurant! Good grief! She wasn’t even good enough at that to move up a step. She probably only went to work for PPL in hopes of meeting a financially successful man to victimize. Wait a minute….that is exactly what she did!

  32. Posted by Lea Moore on May 18, 2013 at 9:27 pm

    This is all SO TRUE! LOL

  33. Oh my gosh Egg,,,, You have loosed the notorious Carol??? I forgot…. Good luck reining her in when you are back!!! LOL,, she is an opinionator, and a good one at that… Hey, Carol…. You are doing great…:smile:

  34. You must repent. It’s not actual art unless someone else did it first (and better). Get thee to an Aaron Brother’s Art Mart and invest in a quality paint by numbers book, and begin your penance immediately. Dont show your face in public until youve sold some of those suckers on E-bay as “originals.” Then and ONLY then will you be a true artist. And ONLY THEN will your talent give you license to murder people without paying the ultimate price. 😆

    • That last comment was for RD.

      • Posted by a bystander on May 18, 2013 at 10:48 pm

        Marcus McLin · Top Commenter · Justice, Illinois
        Jodi: Look at my drawings. They’re so pretty, don’t you think?

        Jury: Yeah, they’re okay. Do you feel remorse for killing Travis?

        Jodi: This one I drew is a princess. Isn’t she pretty?

        Jury: Uh, yeah. So about that interview you gave after the verdict. You called Travis a hypocrite. Were you implying that he got what he deserved?

        Jodi: This one I drew in the dark after lights-out. Not too shabby, right?

        Jury: I’ve…seen better, but what I’m concerned about is do you finally take responsibiity for what you did?

        Jodi: This one’s another princess. I drew a flower for her. She like butterflies. Do you like butterflies?

        Jury: Are you going to answer any of our questions?

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 19, 2013 at 6:59 am

      roflmao 🙂 too funny!

  35. Posted by susan barton on May 18, 2013 at 10:35 pm

    I LOVE this!!! Its great!

  36. ROTF .. i’m in tears Laughing .. LOL ..

  37. Nice to see you back eggy. Hope things are improving. Laughing out loud reading your words, as usual. I can’t even imagine how strange stabby will be when she addresses the jury this week. as great as juan martinez has been, i still believe the murdering little cow did more to get herself convicted than he did; and it will be her own doing if she gets the death penalty too. considering she is not technically insane, her behavior can only mean that she is a danger to society. may she never see the light of day again. {shudder}

  38. Posted by a bystander on May 18, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    Marcus McLin · Top Commenter · Justice, Illinois
    Jodi: Look at my drawings. They’re so pretty, don’t you think?

    Jury: Yeah, they’re okay. Do you feel remorse for killing Travis?

    Jodi: This one I drew is a princess. Isn’t she pretty?

    Jury: Uh, yeah. So about that interview you gave after the verdict. You called Travis a hypocrite. Were you implying that he got what he deserved?

    Jodi: This one I drew in the dark after lights-out. Not too shabby, right?

    Jury: I’ve…seen better, but what I’m concerned about is do you finally take responsibiity for what you did?

    Jodi: This one’s another princess. I drew a flower for her. She like butterflies. Do you like butterflies?

    Jury: Are you going to answer any of our questions?

    • Posted by a bystander on May 18, 2013 at 10:50 pm

      oops a bit more to that:

      Jodi: And this one I drew is a queen with super powers. Can you zoom in a bit? Notice the craftsmenship and fine detail on her dress. It’s a magical dress. I drew that.

      Jury:…You’re Honor, I think we’re ready to make our verdict…

    • Posted by Diane on May 19, 2013 at 3:40 am

      I heard a great line the other day………”Calling Jodi Arias a talented artist because she can trace print ads is like calling Jeffrey Dahmer a talented chef because he cooked his victims”

  39. It boggles the mind to think that an art exhibition is relevant to mitigation – what’s next – a demonstration of hand stands?

    • Posted by firstwife on May 18, 2013 at 11:17 pm

      LOL

    • I was kind of impressed on how thoroughly she searched through the trash can. I would never have had the presence of mind to do that in the middle of an interrogation by the police for murdering the love of my life. Does that qualify as a good mitigator?

      • Posted by Karen Jenkins on May 19, 2013 at 8:34 am

        It would have been great if a tobacco chewer was there before her and left her a little spittle to dig into

    • Posted by Francine on May 19, 2013 at 6:06 am

      Its sad the judge will allow this. I bet she knows JA is a fake. But she is bowing to what the def wants again.

  40. Posted by jeanjeanne on May 19, 2013 at 12:09 am

    If Stabby does not get the DP like she really,really wants and gets ‘natural’ life like she really, really doesn’t want (BULL%&*T), then you know Einstein will be helping out her less educated and culturally ignorant roomies by conducting tracing and paint by numbers lessons in exchange for pickles and foot rubs. AAAAAGH! And, OMG Jill, Yoga classes!

  41. Brilliant as always Eggy! “D. P. is for uglies who can’t trace good.” I love that! Lol

  42. Posted by simmeringinfla on May 19, 2013 at 1:18 am

    As jurors peruse the gallery, Homecoming Queen reject Jenny will serve complimentary pot brownies and cheese platters in an effort to launch her new side catering business, “And Munchies for All.” Heavy D Nurmi, in full maitre-de attire, will covertly place gift bags full of tootsie rolls and poprocks on each juror’s chair, along with a handwritten note reading, “Yo, the D.P. is for uglies who cant trace good. This bitch can trace Grace Kelly, man. GRACE KELLY.”

    Bwaaaaaaahahahahhaaha! Just too funny! I love this blog! I am new here, found this site after another poster recommended you all. The above is hysterical, but so is all of the post! You eggie folks are very entertaining and may I say, stress relieving! I have watched the evil demon butchering bitch from my laptop in Florida since the beginning. Off and on, of course, between work days. I love your humor, wit, sarcasm and sense of camaraderie! I had to look it up…:) Thank you!!!

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 19, 2013 at 7:01 am

      you can watch what you missed on YouTube, that’s what I’ve been doing.

  43. Posted by LaRue on May 19, 2013 at 2:14 am

    Sooo happy you are back Eggy! Hoping things get back to normal for you real soon! Your humor has been good medicine! Just a little observation…. My husband & I both have worked as CO’s in max security prisons (AL) and yes, even those in segregation manage ocassional visits & amenities. But the 23 hour lockdown, shower every other day, exercise alone 1 hour alternating days alone in a ‘cage’ is pretty much spot-on. They do have mirrors, gut they’re not glass or breakable; made of reflective metal. And being subjected to strip search after visitations is routine, as well as wearing handcuffs, legirons & bellychain anytime outside of cellblock (cuffs to & from shower which is inside cellblock here ~ 12 cells per block in seg). Of course AZ may differ somewhat. I would imagine not too much. The takeaway is: I already see this inmate has aged A-LOT just since losing her walk-around freedom in general population! This gal thrives on attention & manipulation and both require the company of others!

    • Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 7:41 am

      What a horrible existence that sounds like. Life behind bars has definitely aged her already. She’ll probably look 50 by the time she’s 35.

    • I would be happy if she spent the rest of her natural life on death row without ever being executed. Her, alone with no one but herself will drive her even crazier than she already is.

      • Posted by LaRue on May 20, 2013 at 6:27 am

        Ria and Jennacat ~ you are so right ~ max security especially in segregation, is a miserable, nasty, demeaning existence. A couple of books, paper, pencil, lotion, pre-read mail, 10 pics (no nudity), pre-approved private visits. No privacy, peace, quiet, lingerie, Starbucks or Cinnebon. Meals (gross & double gross) are slid thru a trayhole in the cell door. Of course, we all realize there will be manipulation & maybe seduction attempts with CO’s who control her existence. And with inmates, well, just because they are there. And as for that upstanding purveyor of the ‘JodiIsInnocent’ site ~ peddler of all stuff that is ‘Jodi the Murderer’ ~ well, I’m afraid he already drank the Jodi cool-aid. Just saying.

      • Posted by Barb on May 20, 2013 at 7:03 am

        I vote for this idea. A Death/Life long penalty! Always waiting for your date with death and not knowing if or when it ill come! Only being able to converse with her lying self.

  44. Posted by LaRue on May 19, 2013 at 2:16 am

    but…..not gut….sorry!

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 19, 2013 at 7:04 am

      Wow the way you describe it makes it sound like LWOP may, in fact, be the crueler punishment!

      • Posted by Linda Webber on May 19, 2013 at 8:41 am

        Phoenix TV station had a video about the difference between LWOP and death penalty. Not much!!! http://www.abc15.com/dpp/news/region_phoenix_metro/central_phoenix/Jodi-Arias-verdict-What-life-will-be-like-behind-bars-for-Jodi-Arias

        • Posted by LaRue on May 20, 2013 at 5:46 am

          Jenniferlyn and Linda Webber ~ You are just about right. In fact, the LWOP inmate is usually not constantly appealing, but with DP their life mission is to get the conviction overturned on a technicality, and the Alexanders would be tortured with the sometimes 12-year process. Sucks, doesn’t it? All said, DP is the ultimate rejection. It eventually scrubs the criminal off the face of the earth, no longer to seek publicity through “ad tracings” masquerading as “art”, or thru TV interviews sprewing her outrageous, grandiose, delusional & cruel manifesto-type vomit. Look up sociopath & there’s that $hit eating grin of a JodiannArias mug shot. Just saying.

  45. Great to see you back in the Eggtree…Eggy! Carol did a fabulous job keeping all of us eggsters in our appropriate crates. Hope all’s well with you.
    Ah yes no doubt Stabby is polishing her thesis for Monday’s revelation of the techniques she uses to produce her art following in the footsteps of Nico Claux.

  46. Thanks eggy – too funny. By the way I am a credentialed art teacher and have taught for many years. I do not accept tracings (I actually tore one up in front of the class to prove a point-kid tried to pass it off as original…got an ‘F.)Oh, and even I do not consider myself am artist!

    • Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 19, 2013 at 5:33 am

      Eileen,
      I remember trying to pull a stunt like that in art class when I was 14. Had a project due, had nothing to hand in and traced something.
      The teacher did exactly what you did…..lesson learned !!

    • Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 7:35 am

      I loved my high school art teacher, her name was Mrs. Copsey and she was still rocking a 60’s beehive hairdo well into the 80’s. I am proud to say I took both Art I and Art II and got A’s in both…take that Stabby!

  47. Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 19, 2013 at 5:13 am

    I swear this crazy freak envisions her middle school tracings worthy of a gallery show.
    Gee, I wonder if some of the “stabby-art collectors” who have already purchased her scribbles are going “to lend” their treasures to the DT for Monday’s mitigating exhibit??

    • Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 7:32 am

      That’s what makes it even more pathetic, I don’t think Stabby even realizes the ONLY reason her art work’s been selling is because she’s a murderer and there’s some sick individuals who like that crap!

  48. Posted by Marnie Paige on May 19, 2013 at 5:38 am

    And I believe she complained that her parents never made much of a fuss over her “art”…maybe they are smarter than we think.

  49. Posted by Lee Wright on May 19, 2013 at 6:26 am

    I already posted last night, but I had this vision of her doing her performance on Monday for the Jury, describing each and every tracing and how she suffered for her art/tracings and it will be Oscar worthy you can be sure, then when she is finished, she will extend her arms, go into a deep curtsey and wait for the applause from the Jury!

  50. Posted by Chris West Palm Beach on May 19, 2013 at 6:56 am

    I am actually embarrassed for Jodi and the defense team. This has to be one of the most ridiculous ploys that can done during such an important moment in this trial.
    This is all Jodi and her ego. She wants this so that her murderabilia will be known by the masses. Her art is a hobby. period.her photography is a hobby. These are NOT
    mitigation factors.I can’t wait to see how they will handle this sham. She will make a statement only. It will be strange and weak. I hope the door is opened for Juan to bring in the latest interview and to remind the jury of what and who they are dealing with.

  51. Posted by Guest on May 19, 2013 at 7:02 am

    Ooooh, maybe she will read from her “Manifesto” – I could use a good laugh

  52. ART? It is to art what White Castle is to food.

    These are the obscene works of a demonic appropriatist [one who appropriates] who produces a terrifying, lifeless stare from stolen photographs like no other. A thief whose touted talents are completely void of knowledge of anatomy or perspective and the complete absence of originality. The flat, alien-like expressions strain to mimic something human but are really a glimpse into her cadaverous dead soul.

  53. Posted by fillymj on May 19, 2013 at 7:13 am

    Ah Eggy you & your fellow Eggs are one scrambled mess of yolks! Loving the dish!!!

  54. Posted by Observer on May 19, 2013 at 7:23 am

    Laughed my head off when I read the headline Call Off that Execution. Stabby Can Paint by Numbers and Gallery of Miracles, Arizona. It was good to get a laugh after all this sadness following Samantha and Steven’s heart breaking impact statements.

    Welcome back, Eggster. You really out did yourself this time.

    Again you wrote a brilliant satire on the absurdity of a convicted murderer turning a death penalty mitigation phase into a grade school show and tell. I bet every time a teacher punished Jodi Arias in kindergarten for stabbing fellow students with a pencil, she would smile and give them a drawing of themselves and avoid punishment.

    The reason she deserves the death penalty is that she really believes stabbing your ex boyfriend 27 times and shooting him in the head is a justified shooting because he is a hypocrite and that jurors who don’t believe a word she says will actually not vote to execute her after they see her artwork. Expect her to show up in braids, knee socks and a skirt and blouse.

    I hope Martinez caps it off by showing she has no remorse and is capitalizing on her infamy by tweeting every night hawking t shirts and her artwork from jail and the post-verdict interview where she says her attorneys told her she had no mitigating factors and she wanted the death penalty.

    By now the jury is immune to her immature manipulations and will just chalk it up to Jodi again trying to steal the limelight. I wonder if she will talk to the jury for 18 more days.

    It’s obvious she is going to drag her reality show out for as long as she can get away with.

    • Posted by Mindus on May 19, 2013 at 7:36 am

      Yes, and it’s like watching a train wreck…you can’t look away. Maybe it’s time to pass laws preventing convicted felons from tweeting (or otherwise disseminating their personal thoughts and feelings to the public) by proxy. She won’t go quietly into LWOP (like BTK Dennis Rader seems to have), or to desth row, unless she is prevented from using mass media. How to accomplish that legally is the question.

  55. Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 7:30 am

    A new post from Eggy, that is the BEST thing to wake up to on a Sunday morning!!! And I know, from experience, not to take a sip of my tea until I’ve finished reading:)

    I think it is so funny Eggy, that you called this last week! You knew that damn “art work” was going to make its way in LOL. It’s probably occurred to her that the jury really has followed juror instructions by not watching or reading anything trial related, therefore they have not seen how incredibly talented she is. I can just picture the poor jurors tomorrow, trying to muffle the snickering when they look at that lopsided Grace Kelly.

    I would love it if they could drag this “Mr B” she “studied under” during junior high, into court.

    Thank you for starting my day with laughter Eggy!

  56. Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 19, 2013 at 7:50 am

    Hope Perky Cheerleader picks a complimentary-colored suit for tomorrow’s art exhibit. Wouldn’t want to upstage the masterpieces, wouild she?
    Also expecting her to have her color spray artfully in place covering her bald spot. Or she can again do what she did when last we saw her on Thursday where she had postioned a large hank of hair from the opposite side over to cover “the spot.”
    We noticed, Perky, we noticed.

    • Posted by Karen Jenkins on May 19, 2013 at 8:59 am

      yes we did notice,a very talented hair dresser no doubt

      • Posted by LaRue on May 20, 2013 at 6:33 am

        And here I was thinking she had banging bangs. Must be a clip-in diversion cascade. Gah, reckon she’s reading us? 🙂

  57. Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 8:03 am

    ROFL Eggy, I’ve read this one line about 20 times and I just cannot stop laughing
    Says one admirer, “I can’t wait to see her huge volume of fuzzy self-portraits up close. I love how she disregards trivial things like lighting and shutterspeed, but still manages to capture the essence of her inner demon in every picture.”

    That is so hilarious!!!

  58. Posted by Terri LaValle on May 19, 2013 at 8:08 am

    I think the reason for this ridiculous artwork to be put out there is because she really has nothing else. What? One or two friends to speak for her? No teachers, no pastor, no former employers or coworkers, no family. No one else. Juan will tear her “art” work to shreds. Juan will have a field day tomorrow. It’s gonna be fun to watch. I will be happy with DP or LWOP, She should be allowed no more than one appeal, That way she cannot continuously harass the family with her nonsense. Either way she will be put away and silenced forever. I am so happy you are back and I hope everything is going well for you. I look forward to your posts.

    • Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 8:57 am

      I think, in her warped mind, she really truly is proud of that artwork. I don’t think she realizes how pitiful and pathetic it is.

      I’ll be happy too, with whatever the jury decides for her. Either one, she’s toast! And I’ve heard being in prison with LWOP isn’t going to be the Stabby Show for her, like jail has been. It’s going to be a whole new ball game. I don’t think they’ll be lining up to listen to her sing O Holy Night.

  59. Posted by Observer on May 19, 2013 at 8:22 am

    If allowed, Martinez could have called 100 friends to speak about how much they loved Travis and how he made their lives better. All Jodi can muster is Pothead Patty, who knew her as a child, and Dense Darrell who after four years of putting up with her crap moved because she wanted him to marry her and he refused. It is doubtful Patty will testify because Martinez will discredit her with her police record of a DUI and stint in rehab for heroin abuse, plus question her about growing pot with Jodi on her parent’s roof when they were in the eighth grade. Darrell probably has a shady past also.

    • Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 8:53 am

      I found it curious that he refused his face to be shown during testimony. I know he said it was because of his son and all that but hmmmm, I don’t know.

      • Posted by Karen Jenkins on May 19, 2013 at 9:03 am

        But I thought she was a beacon to Darrell’s son,loved and looked up to.(more crap)

      • I didn’t get that either…if you believe in someone, why so shy?

      • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 8:49 am

        Maybe he doesn’t want to attract another woman like JoDie. The only reason he is alive is that she found Travis who was younger and more exciting and seemed very successful. She dumped (abandoned) him but left him with all that debt from buying a house and then not paying her share, forcing a foreclosure. She assassinated his credit instead. He just seems dumb.

  60. Good Morning All in Eggland. Rats, I missed Queen Egg last night! That’s what happens when you take a night off.
    Off to the park, bbl. 😉

    • Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 8:50 am

      Have fun Eggy B!

    • Hello CEBs/BK (lol) and fellow Eggsters…Missed you all last night and today. I went to a cabin in the mountains with no internet, to try and stop obsessively checking EggTreeNews…then I found the iPhone…I just can’t stay away! LOL I have an appointment tomorrow morning, so I don’t know if I will make it back by trial time, but I will definitely check in to hear everyone’s thoughts! I can hardly wait for the sentencing!

  61. Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 8:50 am

    I just posted this on another blog but thought I’d share it with Egg Land:) The organization the Stabby Demon is (not) Innocent site, is claiming the Survivor t-shirt profits are going, posted this on their Facebook page.

    “WomenShelter of Long Beach does not have knowledge of the facts nor any opinion on the case before the courts which involves Jodi Arias. WSLB supports the process of the courts and we believe the court will do its work. As we have no opinion on the case, we have asked the web site “JodiAriasisinnocent.com” to remove our name from their web site and we believe they have done so. We had no prior knowledge of or involvement in the t-shirt campaign on that web site. WSLB is concerned for all victims of domestic abuse and our mission is to provide shelter, support services, and community education to help victims and work towards eliminating domestic violence in our communities. We would be pleased to accept donations that are given directly to our organization. Thanks for your support!”

    • GM Ria, Good for them!! Shut the whole fricking site down! She was convicted for crying out loud! grrrrrrr

    • Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 19, 2013 at 9:11 am

      “…to remove our name from their web site and we believe they have done so. We had no prior knowledge of or involvement in the t-shirt campaign on that web site.”

      And there you go….
      Another “lie” coming from Stabbyville.

    • Posted by Karen Jenkins on May 19, 2013 at 9:13 am

      they should look into where the monies have gone if not to them.wonder if it is used to pay Done-a-van’s growing phone bills,It costs about 4.00 a minute to talk to an inmate I think.long distance reverse charges apply

      • Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 10:08 am

        I’m sure it was going directly into Stabby’s little jail fund and yes, to pay for her BFF’s phone calls too most likely.

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 19, 2013 at 9:45 am

      Sounds like Alice LV is back peddling and trying to distance herself or this organization she’s involved with as far from Stabby as possible. Too late…her name and the demon’s will always be associated with each other.

      • Posted by Lee Wright on May 20, 2013 at 6:18 am

        I never read anything about Alice LV, back peddling, what did I miss? I bet she feels a complete fool!

        • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 20, 2013 at 3:46 pm

          I heard the organization she represents – the shelter at Long Beach – has denied to be recipient of funds from t-shirt sales and wanted no reference made to them via that moronic website supporting the demon. I also heard initially she was a potential mitigation witness. We can all bet she’s hiding out somewhere peeking through the hands over her face to observe the trial goings-on.

  62. Posted by Maria Cristina Santana, JD on May 19, 2013 at 9:03 am

    You need to reveal who you are, Eggy! You are the funniest writer! You should be writing for TV. This is Seinfeld quality. Love your blog and look forward to each update. Wish we would all send copies to Jodi on death row when she gets there. It would be the biggest insult to her self importance!

  63. Will these mitigators save Jodi Arias’ life?

    http://www.hlntv.com/article/2013/05/17/will-these-mitigators-save-jodi-arias-life

    Can pigs really fly? hahahaha!!!

    • Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 10:12 am

      I love the 6th bullet point, “Jodi tried to make the best of her life”…doing what? The most she’s ever accomplished in her life has happened behind bars! She didn’t even have a high school diploma until she was stuck in jail with nothing else to do.

      • Posted by pfenix on May 19, 2013 at 11:03 am

        If she tried to make the best of her life, agreed she should have:
        1. gotten her degree and went to college in California where residents only pay fees not tution at state universities.
        2. Trying to be a real artist, instead of living paycheck to paycheck with dead-end restaurant jobs and finding a man to live off, and pretending to be an artist.
        3. Trying any relgion to attract and manipulate current boyfriend.
        4. Living vicariously through Travis, thinking she could like him by being with him.
        5. Not stalk men.
        6. Not kill men when they “abandon” your crazy arse!

      • Ria, I am wondering too if she didn’t start her “art” career in prison as well tracing from magazine ads. Was there any proof she actually did art to sell prior to the 5 years she spent in prison? Like you say there are people who buy ‘murderabilia” and when I googled seems Nico Claux became an artist self-taught while in jail – he was a murderer also.

        • Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 12:57 pm

          I’ve never heard of any of her artwork selling prior to this, she put some stuff on her art website from high school. But seriously, who didn’t draw in high school? I have piles of stuff I drew during my teen years, along with some really depressing poetry I wrote lol.

          • I couldn’t find any reference to artwork prior to her notoriety so just thought maybe the tracings came from the 5 years in prison as well as her “manifesto” just as a way to get some cash for condiments or whatever –
            LOL…when I was in my 20’s I’d always do artwork on holidays and give it away or sell it in garage sales – Did some oil paintings too with that “tragic” poetry” scotch taped on the back –
            Never made a living from any of it but did sell some whenever I needed extra cash –

  64. Posted by Mags on May 19, 2013 at 9:51 am

    Let’s not forget her award winning singing!
    The word from jail is that she’s been rehearsing a new song-O Holy Shit

    • Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 10:07 am

      I have to play the Celine Dion version after I hear Stabby’s version, just to cleanse my brain of it.

      • Posted by Terri LaValle on May 19, 2013 at 1:19 pm

        I hope I can listen to Celine Dion’s version by Christmas as she does it so beautifully. I don’t want to hear JA anymore…………

        • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 19, 2013 at 1:23 pm

          The song has been permanently ruined for me.

          • Posted by Joanne on May 19, 2013 at 2:42 pm

            “O Holy Night” has always been one of my favorite Christmas hymns. It still is and I’ll never give Jodi the power to deprive me of that pleasure. From here on in, her voice will not be heard outside prison walls.

            • Every time I see that clip I keep expecting her burst into flames while singing that song.

              • Posted by Barb on May 20, 2013 at 7:25 am

                Yes Beahaive! That is a good visual. I also had a visual that when Travis baptised the Demon the water began to boil a bit!

                • OMGosh…I’ll bet it did! or anyone who was after baptized in that water had nightmares and flashes of demonic killing sprees!

    • Posted by Polk8dot on May 20, 2013 at 6:44 am

      It is amazing how different things look when you know what you’re looking AT.
      When I heard her rendition of the song, I thought it just ‘felt weird’ but did not pay attention to why. As truth about Stabby Demon started to emerge, I also started noticing that the song is a perfect mirror of her personality.
      Just like there is no perspective or biology knowledge in her ‘artwork’; no shutter manipulation or light awareness in her ‘photography’; there is no feeling, no emotional understanding, no voice modulations in her ‘singing’.
      Her voice is clear enough, and with training may have been developed into something, but there would NEVER have been any human emotion in it.
      Her singing feels like a one flat line, droning on and on and on, with no breathing changes, no diaphragm control, no life. No whenever I hear it sounds WORSE than nail on a chalk board. No, she did not ruin it for me – it is like a different song altogether.
      She is a vacant shell with ZERO HUMANITY, and it show in every single aspect of her life. She is a FRAUD, who usurps other people’s emotions, reactions and behaviors in general to pull the wool over everybody’s eyes, to make herself seem ‘normal’, not an AUTOMATON she truly is.
      I bet her ‘TALENTS’ all developed in prison, as she was told from the beginning that she will need mitigation. What easier than getting a GED, making some magazine ‘art’ tracings and enterings ‘prison Idol’.
      Yet even in this you can see her laziness and lack of telent. The lie of it all.
      Heck, if I spent 5 years in prison, I’d have built up on all my interests, a)for my own joy and b) for the future mitigation. She could not even pull that off.
      But then again, going by her criteria of taking something that’s not even a hobby, but just a thing you did, I’d have called myself not only a software engineer but also: an astronomer, an antropologist, a marine biologist, ‘America’s Cup’ level sailor, ‘Alpine Cup’ level skier, a geologist and vulcanologist, and jewelry designer and craftsman, a fiction writer, and an Astronaut in training. I forgot – also halfway thru to my medical degree based on all the medical thigns I learned off the internet.
      ~~~~ S M D H ~~~~
      Yeah, we should all list our dreams as accomplishments. Who’d need therapy after that? We’d all be Walking Einsteins or Leonardo DaVincis.

  65. Thanks again for the wonderful perspective and much needed LOLs :). Priceless. I wonder if Stabby’s attorneys are going to give interviews after this is over and steal her lines she used on the stand (about her willing participation, masterminding and premeditation of the sexual activities . . .) “We were forced to participate in the defense of Stabby and now we feel like PROSTITUTES, like USED TOILET PAPER.”

  66. Posted by Amanda on May 19, 2013 at 11:13 am

    I really enjoy your posts. Cracking me up!

  67. Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 19, 2013 at 11:16 am

    I think anyone associated with her defense is going to be media pariahs for awhile….if not forever. That is until they write their ‘tell-all’ books blaming everything and everyone for their role in this cirque du Stabby.
    Alice LaLa and Samuels will have a hell of a time sanitizing their roles. Both of them willingly committed reputation suicide for money. Too bad for them.
    Perky and HeavyD will write their books for sure, and if they are smart, change their image. Another insightful trial watcher suggested that Perky may want to teach law, rather than do trials. I agree with that, Perky’s courtroom skills are not her strong suit. Nurmi should lose the belly, grow some hair, get better posture and relocate far from AZ.

    • Posted by Polk8dot on May 20, 2013 at 7:02 am

      The problem is that neither lawyer has anything much going for them. You can’t put them on TV as ‘consultants’ because of their STUPIDITY.
      Can you imagine Wilma’s questions to a guest? ‘So,…., ummmm, … , are you saying that after the Sun sets it gets dark? In the East? Would you not disagree with me that it does not in fact not go anywhere?’ What to the what now? Huhhhhghg?
      Or Smarmy Wormy killing the TV segments by not even being able to finish a question in the time alloted for the whole interview, with his droning on snail pace speech pattern?
      I do not see how either of them could do anything other than lawyering on. At least they’ve proven they can make a living this way, and there is always some poor dumb schmuck who will take them on, either as PDs or cheapo counsel at a 75% rate discount.

      • Posted by Polk8dot on May 20, 2013 at 7:05 am

        Well, actually STUPIDITY did not stop Jinxasaurus from getting a legal correspondent’s job, but then again she is kinda pretty and at least eloquent. She can’t apply the law to anything she talks about, but not everybody realizes that, so she’s good to go.

        • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 8:58 am

          Sometimes she is good, and can deal with Nancy Grace. She did call the fact that the Alexander family would be all class when they presented their victim impact statements. This case on HLN has gotten out of hand at times, and the reporters sometimes come off as idiots or over the top, like JVM.

      • Posted by Barb on May 20, 2013 at 3:58 pm

        I think after this trial the two DUHfense attorneys will give up the legal world totally. Perhaps they can seek employment in a manure factory as they are quite good at shoveling it!

  68. Posted by Donna Beford on May 19, 2013 at 11:33 am

    Egg this is another hilarious post……the image of Nurmi placing gift bags on the jurors seats 🙂 the best!!!!!!! However I am confused …….is Stabby bringing her crap (art) into court??? If so this is proof positive that she is insane. It is also proof that big N and little W have no control over CRAZY JODI…..she is as delusional as Charles Manson remember he thought he could compare to John Lennon…….and Jodi seems just as dangerous. I truly believe Stabby saggy baggy butt…. would kill again if let out. I also believe that Jodi may have killed the family dog……..crazy b—–ch probably kicked the poor pup to death……it is a question I would love to ask her Dad or Mom……..I bet they think she did too……I think Grandma A should be grateful that they have Saggy Stabby locked up…..she is not someone you want to mess with or have around to long…….bad demon bad demon…….

    • Posted by Polk8dot on May 20, 2013 at 7:23 am

      Oh, I soooo knew this was going to be fantasic, given her view of herself.
      I remember from one of her early interviews, and then on the stand on Direct, she said ‘my friend owns a gallery and displays Monets and Van Goghs on the walls. He told me to bring in my crayon doodlings so he can put them in between these two masters. He was trying also to snatch them on the cheap, before I BECAME FAMOUS, so he’s lucky I found Travis to obsess over, or else it might have been him. HE tried to take advantage of me, WAhaaaaa!! ABUSER!!!’
      Bwahahahahahah!!!!! ROFL 🙂 🙂
      (Isn’t it amazing that she was able to get thru life to almost 30, with all this ‘abuse, emotional and physical trauma, and constant victimization’, without killing anyone earlier? Or have the bodies not been found yet?)

      She confirmed throughout the whole trial, both in court and outside it, that she is nothing but a walking bouquet of narcissism, self-importance, raunchiness and self-aggrandizing. Wherever she goes there is that sickening stench of desperation and internal rot left wafting in the air, and the haunting sound of reality banging around inside her hollow, soulless shell.

      CAN’T WAIT FOR THIS PRODUCTION TODAY!!!

      • Posted by Donna Beford on May 20, 2013 at 8:01 am

        Polk8dot I could not agree more! However it still does not stop my jaw from hanging from my face whenever I read, hear or see how self important she thinks she is…… truly fascinating. Jodi is text book example of beyond crazy!!! :/ One hour until this show begins…..as much as I like following this case in morbid fascination. I hope for the Alexander’s that this goes well and Crazy Arias is finally off the radar !!!

      • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 9:03 am

        What gallery would have a Van Gogh other than sketches. His paintings are in museums or sell at auction houses for millions. Look how much his sunflowers sold for…millions! Just another lie, or some idiot trying to get into her pants.

        • Posted by Donna Beford on May 20, 2013 at 9:21 am

          For goodness sake what gallery has Van Gogh’s and Monets for sale? Arent they auctioned for sale these days….. :/ Does her friend own Christies? or jeez maybe it is Sotherby’s …..hehehaha we keep forgetting Stabby is a high brow kind of gal …..hobbing and knobbing with owners of the worlds best galleries……yeah right…….

  69. Posted by Observer on May 19, 2013 at 11:52 am

    On April 20th, 2009, the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office installed TouchPay Systems’ cash kiosks at each jail facility. Using these kiosks, depositors can place money on an inmate’s account using either the booking number or the inmate’s name.

    The machines will accept VISA and MasterCard, as well as cash. Once the deposited amount has been validated through the TouchPay System, which takes about an hour, the money will be immediately placed on the inmate’s account for use.

    In addition to the payment kiosks, deposits can be made via telephone, the Internet, or at select retail locations.

    I wonder who is putting money on Jodi’s telephone account so she call in a tweet to Donovan every night. Donovan and her family don’t have that kind of money. Who is dumb enough to donate money to a convicted murderer headed for death row? Is someone dumb enough to buy her stupid drawings and t shirts?

    • You can go to EBAY and search Jodi Arias, then when stuff comes up, go to the left and choose more refinements, choose show only, choose completed listings and you can SEE how many crazy folks are forking over real $ for this crap. AND you can check the feedback scores from the account to see that these people actually did pay for them. It’s crazy. AND I believe it was The State vs Jodi Arias FB page who had the news that there’s so much $ in the Arias jail account, $ is being turned away.
      There’s a lot of peeps out there who drank the Koolaid a long time ago.

    • Posted by pfenix on May 19, 2013 at 3:49 pm

      Did some sleuthing about that sorry website called JoDie is (not)innocent.com. The people who set it up also set up the Casey Anthony is Innocent by Simon Johnson. Or SJ as he is known on the site and has other websites that sound like scams. That man is just hateful nasty evil and it draws in the worst of the worst, plus the Arias family to post lying evil trash, especially targeting the meth-addict white trash family of Travis Alexander as they put it. Wait who’s the real hater’s here?

      Ironic, since the women who is in charge of the paypal accounts and email on that site is a friend of Jodi’s from high school and was the rehab drug councilor in Yreka for Angela Arias. Jodi’s sister…calling the kettle black here, black as your sister’s souless evil eyes. That money is for Jodi and family.

      Here is my question, who is going to do the taxes on this? This is one account the IRS should keep an eye on, because they do have to pay tax at the end of this year. Her artwork and donations can not be covered under non-profit filing. AND there is no indication that the offensive survivor t-shirts being sold, are done under a non-profit number. Will have to pay taxes on that if they don’t. Can you say AUDIT!!!!!

      Hate takes time and effort…two things that are not worthy of Travis’ family from these people.

    • Posted by pfenix on May 19, 2013 at 4:08 pm

      I did some sleuthing on that JoDie Arias is callering herself innocent.com. The site is run by the same company that does Casey Anthony is innocent.com. Man’s name is Simon Johnson I think aka SJ on that site. His other website look questionable, like a scammer…no surprise here. Such vile hateful evil trash is spewed on that website, especially attacking Travis’ family as the brats of meth-addicts and white trash. Yes, they say that.

      Ironically the woman that handles the paypall and email part of that website is supposedily this woman named Aimee who is a hight school friend of JoDie and the rehab drug center councilor in Yreaka for Angela Arias, JoDie’s sister. Is that calling the kettle black…black as your sister’s hateful demonic black souless eyes.

      Here is my questions:
      1. Who is going to pay the taxes on this? Someone has to file them? And they have no non-profit filing number for those hateful survivor shirts. So they will be taxed even if they go to charity.
      2. Are they waiting for the final verdict before the son of sam laws goes into effect?
      3. Donavan shouldn’t be making any money for JoDie or talking to her as felon, when does that kick in?
      4. Does Juan “The Prosecutor” Martinez get to point out that they are selling her art to make money from this trial. If they post the tracings, he can talk about that in court.

      • Posted by Polk8dot on May 20, 2013 at 7:39 am

        I wish people who bought those T-shirts would change to writing from just
        ‘Survivor’
        to
        ‘Survivor of the Stabby Einsten Demonic Court Circus’.

        Too bad the money would still go to her. Mercenary psycho Bi*ch.

  70. Eggy: Just when I think you can’t outdo yourself, you DO. We read these together and Jim and I snort our coffee and ROFLOAO. Now the HuffPost comments keep saying Don’t call her Stabby, it insults Travis.
    Well, I disagree. I think it points to the fact that SHE STABBED SOMEONE TO DEATH.

    Bravo Eggy! Well done and all that.

  71. Oh, and everyone: The State vs Jodi Arias (Stabby) FB page has noted that the State is investigating Stabby’s alliance with Donovan. One convicted felon can’t interact with a felon on probation/parole…

    • Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 2:19 pm

      It should be very easy for them to investigate, she’s had her big ugly moon pie face on Nancy Grace, discussing her tweeting for Stabby. You can see her plain as day in video from last Thursday, sitting next to Stabby’s mom in the courtroom, wearing a bright green polo shirt (I think she lent that shirt to Heavy D the following day).

      • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 20, 2013 at 4:06 am

        Darn…I used to like Moon Pies. Liked the idea of a Barcalounger too. Both items will have to be permanently deleted from my “like” file.

  72. Posted by Observer on May 19, 2013 at 12:07 pm

    Nurmi tried to mislead the jurors into believing if they don’t give Jodi Arias death, she will remain behind bars the rest of her life. That is not true. If the jury decides on life instead of death, Jodi won’t automatically get LWOP. Judge Stevens will decide if Jodi gets LWOP or 25 years to life which means she could be eligible for parole when she is in her 40s.

  73. Welcome back, Egg! Hope you’re doing better. We can’t imagine a world without your wit and wisdom and missed your brilliant posts. You’re the best antidote to Stabby’s poison. Can’t wait for Monday. BTW: Can Mr. Martinez present her post-verdict interview directly as evidence…or does he need for someone else to refer to it first? If THE BUTCHER claimed on it that she “wants to die” but then stands before the jury begging for her life, wouldn’t presenting this video be relevant? THIS VIDEO AND THE TRACED “ART” WORK HAS TO COME IN, RIGHT? Does anyone know?

    • Sorry…forgot to include the fact that in the interview she also blames Mr. Martinez for “forcing” her to “pull the curtain” on Travis’ secret life (her ludicrous pedophilia allegations) …as if that issue had been in any way relevant to her “self defense” claims … plus she’s still TRASHING the victim and his family. PLEASE, MR. MARTINEZ, SHOW THE JURY THIS INTERVIEW!!!!

      • Posted by pfenix on May 19, 2013 at 4:14 pm

        He did mention on Wednesday, i think that JoDie did NOT let Travis going quietly into the night as she said in that Fox Interview after the verdect last week. He was Man On Fire last week!

  74. Posted by jenners on May 19, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    New movie spoof, “Stabby Trek: the Wrath of Juan”. Captain Martinez’s famous line, “I am laughing at the superior intellect” “Stabby the cling-on to that man”

  75. Whoa, check this out! The same web site for the murderer ran the Casey Anthony is innocent site too!!!

    Jodi Arias is innocent?

    • Wow, I didn’t think the whole dam thing would show up!! Yikes!!

      • Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 3:44 pm

        Figures, only a dirty scuzz ball would get involved like that!

      • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 19, 2013 at 8:39 pm

        I KNEW there had to be something about that.. .

        I was almost thinking Westboro was behind it!! 😛

      • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 9:09 am

        there is a part 2 of this video where he talks about Aimee, the friend of Jodi Arias who has the paypal and email accounts. She takes in the money for Jodi and family. IRS audit!!!!!

    • Posted by Sharon on May 19, 2013 at 3:48 pm

      Wow, that was unbelievable. I went to the website and it was so full of hate and venom. They are blaming the hughes for the murder and that they framed jodi. Such sick people out there

  76. WOW Carol ,the great…..THis is important.. No wonder joki arias thought that No jury would convict her….. :cool::

  77. Posted by Observer on May 19, 2013 at 4:24 pm

    Since the Travis was a Sexual Deviant and Batterer and Deserved to Die Defense got Jodi Arias convicted of first degree premeditated and felony murder and hopefully the death sentence, I think Jodi will change her story for an appeal and start the stage as soon as the sentence goes down and the judge lifts the media ban. I predict Jodi Arias will hold a press conference 20 minutes after she is sentenced and say she is innocent, she wasn’t there when Travis was brutally murdered but knows who did it and will reveal the real murderer later, that her attorneys forced her to lie and say she killed Travis after Martinez and Flores framed her and hid evidence that proves her innocence.

    The Pakistani who runs the Jodi Arias and Casey Anthony is Innocent sites is a nut case who wants attention for himself. Jodi believes he really thinks she is innocent so she will borrow and steal any ideas from him if she thinks it will benefit her and get her headlines and TV time. I also suspect that the Pakistani and Jodi’s family members may be writing the posts and making it look like it has many followers.

    Any sane human being following the case knows Jodi Arias is guilty as sin and her hands are permanently stained with Travis’s blood. I pity the public defender who is assigned to file her automatic appeal. She will rant and rave and try to get him to write all kinds of crazy unproven charges in the appeal. I am sure the attorney will automatically use the standard arguments of ineffective counsel and prosecutorial misconduct. Miss Artiste of the Century may just file the appeal herself. After all she believes she is Einstein reincarnated.

    • Hi Ob. I freaked when I saw that, but all snakes slither together somewhere under ground.
      I hope all of this is brought out after tomorrow and they are all shut down.
      Somewhere I read that DonoMan was in some kind of shady computer parts scam. I’ll see if I can find that. Don’t know if she was charged with that.
      I’d hate to be the next attorney in line for JoDie. I’d move to another state!

      • Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 5:21 pm

        I still think DonoMan was somehow involved in Dr. DeMarte’s laptop being stolen in Feb.

      • Posted by Jeanjeanne on May 19, 2013 at 5:30 pm

        This explains the hate and pure cruelty of the site. My God! Please tell me how is FB allowing this! My only solice is that Stabby Einstein has yet to go before her Ultimate Creator and Judge! After singing ‘O Holy Night’ , professing to be a woman of faith, and brutally mudering a true man of Christ in premeditated, cold blood ( and YES, no man is perfect, which is why Christians do not worship man), her hypocrisy and blasphemy will lead her to a place far, far worse than death or LWOP! I realize this may not be everyone’s belief, but I’m pretty sure that we all pray and hope that Stabby is held acountable for her heinous crime in this life and after.

    • Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 5:20 pm

      I think you’re right, she will try an entirely new tactic the next time around. You could tell, when she gave that interview right after her verdict, that she’s already cooking up a new scheme…saying she wish she would have documented stuff etc. She’ll have someone getting to work on doctoring some fake abuse pics, just like the fake letters that were inadmissable.

      Anywho, it should be interesting to see what tomorrow brings. I’m going to get all my house stuff done before noon and hopefully Stabby doesn’t come up with another delay.

    • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 9:13 am

      Simon Johnson or SJ is the one who moderates the website not the Pakistani. He has other websites including the Casey Anthony is innocent website. A vile, nasty scammer. The Arias family does use the site to slam and hate the Alexander family. But there are people that are that dumb and hateful and will believe JoDie.

  78. I saw that the other day. Total scam.

    • Posted by Ria on May 19, 2013 at 5:17 pm

      Eggy, our humble leader! I hope you’re doing well:) Sending good thoughts and prayers your way.

  79. Posted by Observer on May 19, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    The Son of Sam law went into affect as soon as Jodi was convicted of first degree murder. As soon as Jodi was convicted, the Jodi Arias is Innocent site and Jodi’s site asked for donations and proceeds for T shirts and Jodi’s drawings to be paid to Jodi’s mother, Sandy Arias instead of Jodi Arias. They think they can avoid the law by having her mother get the money and then put it in Jodi’s account. I hope the state can shut down her twitter account and other fundraising sites for the convicted murder. Jodi, her grandmother, mother, aunt and sister are all scam artists who have conspired to make money off her infamy and trash Travis and his family.

  80. Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 19, 2013 at 6:13 pm

    If these miserable Arias followers are actually insinuating and daring to name the Hughes in Travis’s murder, I hope the Hughes are lining up a lawyer for a defamation/slander suit against that site.
    These slimes are as bad as the killer herself.

    As for her family, I have tried to have compassion for her mother but her actions, both in and out of the courtroom, are consistent with her daughter’s total lack of scruples and integrity.

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 20, 2013 at 3:49 am

      And I go back to the picture in my mind of the mother laughing when the demon was arguing with Juan….TOTAL DISRESPECT on the part of both of them!

      • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 7:44 am

        That mom is an odd bird, I can’t figure her out.

      • Posted by Barb on May 20, 2013 at 4:06 pm

        Marnie, you are right! Here applies the old “apple doesn’t fall far from the tree” saying for sure!!!!!

  81. Posted by jenners on May 19, 2013 at 6:49 pm

    In other states, if the prisoner owes money to the court or victims, even the commissary account gets put toward fines, costs and judgements. Wonder if that will happen here??

  82. REMINDER ALL EGGERS AND EGGLETS:
    THE COURT STARTS AT 1:00 EASTERN TIME TOMORROW – MONDAY
    Join us here for the fun and conversation. 😀 Have a good night!

    • 10am here in Phoenix. I really hope it will start on time!

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 19, 2013 at 8:46 pm

      Hey Carol! And Eggy!
      … and everyone!

      Looking forwards to tomorrow’s wit and wisdom fest! hehehehe 😀

      • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 3:19 am

        Me too GB:) I’m sure Stabby’s been rehearsing all weekend for her art showing today.

        • Posted by GBPL on May 20, 2013 at 5:50 am

          who wants to bet there is a ” shadow portrair” and/ or the famous “hand turkey’s” amongst these so called Renoirs?!?!? 😉

          • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 6:22 am

            *drink more coffee before posting! hehehee

            • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 7:26 am

              It’s okay, we’re good at deciphering typo’s:) Yes, I hope the hand turkey’s are part of the exhibit along with the Star Tetrahedron!
              http://www.jodiarias.com/

              • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 7:44 am

                BTW GB, that’s her art site I linked to, in case you haven’t seen it it before.

              • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 9:24 am

                Her copyright tab is outrageous. How you can you copyright copied copyrighted work? Dumb, dah dumb dumb dumb.

                All rights reserved under the International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions, including, but not limited to, the right to reproduce this work or any work by Jodi Ann Arias in any form whatsoever without prior written permission from Jodi Ann Arias. Jodi Ann Arias retains the copyright on all her artwork.

                • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 9:49 am

                  I got a kick out of that part too. I guess Stabby thinks she’s exempt from copyright laws.

          • Posted by Karen Jenkins on May 20, 2013 at 7:28 am

            I love the hand turkey comment,flashed a picture in my mind with her ugly face in the center of a plaster of paris plnk hand.

          • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 9:17 am

            She was better at “hand jobs” than hand turkeys.

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 20, 2013 at 3:47 am

      I’m almost afraid to watch because I’m so sick of those 3 and their pathetic antics. Will have to peek around the corner at the TV and see if I can take it. Maybe Juan will provide the pressure valve I’ll need.

  83. Posted by Elizabeth on May 19, 2013 at 7:30 pm

    I recently started reading your posts. Thank you for a light side to this very dark tragedy. May the wheels of justice continue to spin tomorrow for Travis Alexander and his family. Keep up the good work!!!

  84. Posted by MaRiley on May 19, 2013 at 9:02 pm

    Oh my stars and garters….that jodiarias innocent website looks like a Subway Sandwich colored banner. Eeek. If I were Subway, the Cease & Desist order would be crammed into a tight spot for the site owner.

  85. LOL! Hilariously entertaining.

  86. Posted by Barb on May 20, 2013 at 4:35 am

    Just heard on ABC that Pot Head Patty backed out on testifying. Smart move on her part!

    • Posted by Donna Beford on May 20, 2013 at 8:08 am

      Does that leave Stabby with just Darryl coming to court under a burka/blue dot to testify about what a great gal she is?

  87. Posted by Lulu's Mom on May 20, 2013 at 6:05 am

    I am in awe of Eggy, Eggy the second and all the folks that post on this site. What a pleasure to read coherent well constructed clever comments and responses. Eggo’s to all of you!

    What a piece of scum Stabby is…..no soul, no morals, no remorse, and of no use to this world. She is a piece of used toilet paper.Think the jury will agree and come back with DP sentance.

    On a personal note….talk about five degrees of separation- in mid August 2008 I was vacationing in Carmel, CA. My girlfriends and I drove HWY 1 thru Big Sur. On the way back we stopped at Ventana (where Jodi used to work and met Brewer). to have a drink . Behind the bar was Daryl. I had a long conversation with him about the fires that were threatening the area at the time .. He was just a regular guy that was inciteful and pragmatic……….hard to think of him involved with Jodi. Can’t wait to hear what he has to say today.

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 6:16 am

      Wow… crazy that you would remember the bartenders name!
      He’s got a creepy voice to me, but its probably the fact that he was connected to him.
      😉

      • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 6:24 am

        *her!!! ACCCKKKKK ok…going to log off for a bit and drink MORE coffee!!!

        • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 7:33 am

          LOL GB:)

        • Posted by Sully on May 20, 2013 at 8:00 am

          GB you definitely need VENTI double espresso from Starbucks this morning. No strawberry frappachino for you, Missy! 😉

          • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 9:20 am

            I haven’t stepped a toenail into Starbucks since I heard that a strawberry frappachino exsists!!!

            But I’ll not let that stop me from partaking of the ‘bucks!

            I think i’m going on just the right level of caffiene for today…. until its time to switch over to libations! 😉

    • Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 20, 2013 at 6:28 am

      Fascinating how small the world can be….

    • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 7:36 am

      Oh wow, that’s crazy! That would have been after Stabby killed Travis too…it must freak him out on some level that he had actually lived with a killer.

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 20, 2013 at 3:51 pm

      Watch out Mom of Lulu. They may call you in the next few hours – if they read these types of blogs – which I believe they do. They might want to consider you as a mitigation witness for Go-die!

  88. Good Morning All Eggers and Egglets! Eat a good breakfast, work out, place sneeze guards in place over monitors, secure drinks and get ready to laugh today.

    Here is one link for live court streaming. Don’t know if it works, not on yet.:
    http://www.livestream.com/kpnx.
    Let me know if anyone finds other live streams Ok? Thanks!
    bbl

    • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 8:45 am

      Good morning Eggy B! It’s almost noon here so I got all my stuff done (except for laundry but I can watch and fold at the same time).

      LOL@ sneeze guards, is that in case we can’t resist the urge to spit at the sceen:)

      • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 9:28 am

        I like that Eggy B! hehehe

  89. Posted by Lulu's Mom on May 20, 2013 at 8:29 am

    You know, I remembered his face…..big guy and he reminded me of Clutch Cargo (kind of tells you how old I am). His voice was distinctive as well. He was one of the few employees that was at Ventana when the fires came extremely close…..you could see the fire line. Think that is why I remembered him. By the way Ventana is a very very expensive resort…very natural, very lovely. Resturant was quite “Top Chef” quality. So how the heck did Jodi fit in?

  90. Morning Egg Beater. Glad u had a good morning. 🙂

    SO, HLN asks “Will JA beg for her life?” Are they serious? Begging would indicate she is not in control, and she doesn’t know how to operate without being in control. That’s the only reason she’s putting the Demonic Paint By Numbers and Tracing Art Show. Wth is wrong with them?

  91. Posted by Observer on May 20, 2013 at 9:13 am

    I’d like to know who is making those $15 Survivor T shirts that are being advertised on a Jodi Arias website with proceeds going to domestic violence shelters. This is a scam. The convicted murderer can’t make T shirts from jail. Not one dime will go to domestic violence shelters. Someone is using the notoriety of a murderess to buy T shirts, print them and pocket the rest of the proceeds after giving the convicted murderer her cut. I cannot believe people are actually gullible enough to fall for the scams of a convicted felon and buy anything from a person whose only claim to fame is stabbing her ex 29 times, slitting his throat and shooting him in the head.

    • Posted by sharon on May 20, 2013 at 9:24 am

      True, it even says on the website that a “portion” of the proceeds go to victims of DV.

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 9:27 am

      I want to know of anyone stupid enough to buy them! Se.ri.ously.

      I’m envisioning the back of it is her “blazing both her middle fingers”, saying..

      “SUCKA’S!”

      • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 20, 2013 at 3:54 pm

        You got your answer….her “dumb” sister was wearing one for the latest court visit!

        • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 8:41 pm

          i’m shocked the court allowed that… SHOCKED I SAY!!!

  92. Hi All. Ready? I’m not a betting man but I don’t think court will start on time today. It hasn’t any other time. phhhhtttt

    • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 9:50 am

      Are you going to open a tab for today during the trial for us chicks to peep about? Thanks for helping Eggy!

      • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 9:55 am

        Nurmi filed a motion yesterday and was asking the clerk about it. Do we know anything about that?

        When does the bar open? Cuz I will need a Jack and Coke in a tall glass if they show her copyrighted copied copyrighted tracings as real art and an excuse to slime out of the DP.

        • Didn’t read any other news today, sorry.
          The bar usually opens after the first side bar or when someone gets stupid. 😉

          • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 10:00 am

            Oh, so within the first minute…no problem! Cuddling with my boyfriend, Jack Daniels. Thanks!

        • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 10:02 am

          Oh, it’s another mistrial motion. Throw as much fecal matter as you can and see what sticks. It just stinks! Think the Defense should eat it with a spoon.

          • Posted by Polk8dot on May 20, 2013 at 10:26 am

            I just checked the court docket and case history. There is no new Motion since 05/15 when Defense asked to exclude some Prosecution witnesses for supposed failure to notify them of those witnesses. No word on decision on that yet.
            If the DT is submitting another motion for mistrial, then the Prosecutor HAS TO BE in the room. Since this is an ex-parte conference, it must have to do with issues specific to Stabby only.
            My wish and / or best guess would be that she wants to do something the DT does not approve of, so she may be asking to have THEM removed and represent herself for the remainder of the trial.
            Wouldn’t that be a hoot and a half?

      • Hi pfenix. This is the correct link until it gets real big, then Queen Egg or I will put out a new thread! Thanks for joining us.

  93. I’m wondering what all the peeps at HLN are going to talk about after Stabby is put away. They might have to get real jobs;
    NG- She can model jewelry and clothing that can blind people and set the Hubble satellite off course with her glare.
    JVM- She could rent her voice box out for football games and concerts to yell and screech without a bull horn.
    Vinny – just retire already and go play golf all day
    Jankisorius- She can host pity parties for anyone and come up with new adjectives.

  94. Rats, I should have bet someone about starting time, dam!

  95. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 10:04 am

    How on earth can they ask for a mistrial NOW?? SHE IS GUILTY!!!

  96. Womack just backed out due to death threats! daaaahhhhhh

  97. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 10:06 am

    Mornin’ sunshine… and how are are gals this fine Monday? 🙂

    • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 10:07 am

      Good morning (or afternoon here!). Just waiting patiently for things to get started:)

  98. Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 10:06 am

    Any minute now…aaaany minute now…

  99. Oh, let me guess, we won’t be having court today…… I’ll fricking scream!!!

  100. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 10:07 am

    oops you Stupid auto-correction thing thinks it knows what I want to say!

  101. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 10:09 am

    If we all scream @ once, think they’ll hear us in AZ?

  102. Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 10:09 am

    JoDie showed up, and they went into chambers.

  103. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 10:10 am

    anyone know how the heck they can request a mistrial now?

  104. Who’s got tweets going?

  105. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 10:10 am

    & how they can leave Juan out of the proceedings?

    • Posted by Polk8dot on May 20, 2013 at 10:28 am

      Ex-parte conference. One side only, to discuss issues specific to them but not to the trial overall.

  106. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 10:11 am

    If the Judge doesn’t allow court to go on today, there is going to be an uprising for sure!!!!

  107. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 10:12 am

    ahh some of the replies to her art info are HYSTERICAL!!

  108. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 10:12 am

    http://www.wptv.com/generic/news/national/Jodi-Arias-trial-live-video

    On this page shows peoples tweets from within the courtroom.. “Its’ sister is present today

  109. phenix, keep us up dated with the tweets Ok, I have that but I don’t wanna leave these two pages open.

    • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 10:16 am

      Yes, mistress egg beater. I think I may have to hang out with my other boyfriend Jim Beam as well today.

  110. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 10:15 am

    who are you following?

  111. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 10:18 am

    12:18 PMMaryEllen Resendez @maryellenabc15#juanmartinez and detective Flores chatting and smiling as we wait for #jodiarias and her defense team to exit judge’s chambers.

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 10:22 am

      Wonder what Juan and Esteban are chuckling about?!?!?

      “What kind of shinanigans can they pull today?!?!? Wanna bet she pulls an OJ and
      says she had bad legal advice?!?” hehehehe

  112. Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 10:19 am

    This tweet is from Wild about Trial, 1 min. ago
    Juan and Flores are chatting and smiling. Juan has a mini reclinate going on as we still wait for defense team and #JodiArias to come out.

  113. All righty then, I’ve got three windows open now..
    Jodi’s Dad in court with full fam

    • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 10:25 am

      She just came out of chambers and smiled at her family…for once. Let’s get ready to RUMBLE.

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 10:26 am

      I’ve got three window’s open…(two of eggtreenews…Just in case the party moves on me again!! LOL!) and one of streaming with comments that makes a noise every new tweet…AND last but not least AZfamily on the roku box!!! wheew!!!

  114. Checking in on the mobile app so don’t have full access to my “sources” , but someone said that JA is also backing out because she received death threats. Death threats!?!? From whom? The jury???

    • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 10:24 am

      Oh please, that judge needs to stop this crap from Stabby and get tough! I’d tell her to get her ass out there and stop delaying the inevitable!

    • Hi bea. From everyone!!! HA!

      • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 10:26 am

        Oh yea, hi bea:)

      • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 10:27 am

        I’m all wound up, waiting for it to begin…I forgot my manners.

      • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 10:28 am

        Well that is the first stupid thing today…is the bar open?

      • Man, oh man…I just walked in from my morning appointment, and it looks like I missed aLOT! I saw something earlier and totally misunderstood…JA is still going to testify? I think it was her friend who was getting death threats? Aye-yai-yai!! So if I am reading the above correctly, they started court for about five minutes, then called it off until tomorrow? I think I am going to need to drink again today!

      • Hello Carol-Egg-Beater-sub-Bar-Keep, I missed you all this weekend…I just came home, and am trying to come out of my fog…appears I totally misunderstood and Pothead Patti is the one getting the threats…I hate trying to stay up to date on the mobile apps! 🙂

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 10:27 am

      wait, Stabby wants to back out of testilying for herself?

      • No, I was getting ahead of my brain when I thought someone said that…It is just one of those days…Sorry Jenniferlyn! 🙂

  115. Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 10:25 am

    Ok, W @ Trial said Stabby and team are now in the court room.

  116. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 10:29 am

    Got my laptop open so I don’t miss anything..SUCK ON THAT COMCAST!

    YAY! Here we go….

  117. Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 10:29 am

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh LORD! Seriously???

  118. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 10:29 am

    Oh please NURMI… shooting from the hip here hoping that SOMETHING sticks…

    Cut to the chase Judge…..DENY!!!!!!!!

  119. red and white, ughhh

  120. Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 10:30 am

    I heard AZ hasn’t sequestered a jury in about 80 years so have fun with that Stabby.

  121. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 10:31 am

    she could appear a TINY BIT interested in her own case, for Heaven’s sake!

  122. *******THE BAR IS NOW OFFICALLY OPEN********

  123. Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 10:31 am

    Come on Judge, show us you’ve got some huevo’s under that gown!!!

  124. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 10:32 am

    hahahaha “a modern day version of days gone by”

  125. Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 10:33 am

    So basically, he’s telling the jury that he has NO faith in the decision they made and believes they were all running home to watch HLN and harrass Stabby’s witnesses…nice one Heavy D.

  126. More stalling on the butcher’s part. UGH

  127. Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 10:36 am

    It’s a mistrial because of witness intimidation? If Womack is afraid of death threats then too bad, that is her choice. Didn’t like Juan Martinez questions about the drugs, too bad. It’s not Juan’s fault, it’s Jodi’s fault. Go Juan, tell them the truth.

  128. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 10:36 am

    are they prosecuting for the finger pics? (oh please!)

  129. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 10:37 am

    Oh.. I thought it was going to be the interview after the verdict!

  130. GB, if Eggy posts a new thread, you can see right on top of today’s heading, on the right side. She’ll email me though so I’ll let you all know. 😉

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 10:38 am

      LOL!! Its all flashbacks of my fear of abandoment!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

  131. Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 10:39 am

    This poor jury deserves a fully paid for, month long vacation on a tropical island far away…with free drinks. At least we can walk away or make jokes if we feel like banging our head against the wall. They’re stuck listening to all this BS.

  132. Didn’t see DonoMan today, kicked out for being a felon?

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 10:41 am

      yup, the prob dept opened an investigation into whether she was in violation, so she prob skipped.

  133. Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 10:40 am

    So basically, Patty backed out and Jodi’s trying to make it Juan’s fault, right?

    • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 10:49 am

      Of course. Because Patty like Jodi didn’t want to face Martinez with the truth about her drug use and photographs. It’s not Juan’s or the state’s fault for their bad choices in life. Reality and the truth hurts don’t it.

  134. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 10:40 am

    There is no way on this planet Judge Sherry’s going to grant a a mistrial after almost 5 months! STFU AND SIT YOUR *SS DOWN, NURMI!!

  135. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 10:41 am

    whoooooooHOOOOOO!!!!!

  136. YEAHHHH!!!! DENY!!! WOO HOO!!!
    DRINKS ON THE HOUSE!!! 😀

  137. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 10:42 am

    OMG!!!! 0:

  138. Oh, no witnesses?!! AH,HAHAHAHA!!!!!

  139. Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 10:44 am

    Ok, so now what happens? The jury deliberates again?

  140. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 10:44 am

    they are throwing themselves head on into a deliberate appeal, arseholes!

  141. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 10:45 am

    WHAT HAPPENED?? Just got my sushi and vino…and its the seal again!!!

  142. Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 10:45 am

    So this is just a ruse for the lawyers to get out of the trial at the last minute. NO WITNESSES for JoDie because the court said no and Juan is such a nasty man. Is this a LEGAL TEMPER TANTRUM????

    Did Lady Justice just smack the Judge and giver her some cajones to strap on?

    • Yes, pfenix! But, where’d they all go damnit?!
      What happens next?

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 10:49 am

        not a frickin clue.

      • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 10:58 am

        They went into chambers right now, Defense and Jodi Arias. Juan I think was in and came out. Excellent counter points by Juan. He is so professional and on target again this week.

        The Judge should be tell the Defense to cut the crap and stop trying to hold the trial hostage for lame and unproven motions. She has her entire family there today, why aren’t they testifying and some durggie griend instead

  143. 12:41 PM

    Twitterjose miguel @reporterjmiguel

    Defense team is asking to be removed from the case. Loud grunts in courtroom

    ReplyRetweetFavorite

  144. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 10:49 am

    12:48 PMMaryEllen Resendez @maryellenabc15Atty Kirk Nurmi picks up his brief case ..and defense atty’s return to Judge’s chambers with #jodiarias

    12:48 PMjose miguel @reporterjmiguel#JodiArias is now entering chambers with her attorneysReplyRetweetFavorite

    12:48 PMElizabeth Erwin @elizabetherwin#JodiArias is going with them.

  145. TwitterMaryEllen Resendez @maryellenabc15

    Def Atty Kirk Nurmi tells judge #jodiarias has had her right to present mitigation ripped out from her. Judge denies mistrial motion.

    ReplyRetweetFavorite

  146. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 10:51 am

    I wonder if Stabby & Friends Friendsare still at odds, and if that’s part of the motion to withdraw….

  147. jose miguel @reporterjmiguel

    Martinez maintains that Womack is refusing to testify b/c she doesn’t want her alleged drug problem to be made public

    ReplyRetweetFavorite

    • Posted by emmaar on May 20, 2013 at 11:37 am

      ha..ha…ha…except now EVERYONE knows about her drug use and taking the fifth when asked about it.

      Just when you thought this case could not get any stranger, it does!!

  148. Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 10:53 am

    Heavy D’s such a big cry baby.

  149. TwitterElizabeth Erwin @elizabetherwin

    Nurmi says b/c motion to sequester jury and keep cameras out of courtroom were excluded #JodiArias hasn’t gotten a fair trial.

    ReplyRetweetFavorite

    • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 10:56 am

      I don’t know why they act like this is the first trial to ever be televised or receive media attention. There’s been many, many trials throughout the years! Grasping at straws AGAIN!

    • Posted by Sully on May 20, 2013 at 11:01 am

      That’s fine and dandy, but this is the second time he complained, I mean, filed a motion, and I don’t think the rationale for approval has changed since January. But then, everyday I watch this trial, I have visions of the Mad Hatter, the White Rabbit and the Cheshire Cat.

    • Posted by Terri LaValle on May 20, 2013 at 11:13 am

      Arizona does not sequester jurors…………

  150. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 10:54 am

    I wonder why Darryl wouldn’t testify because Patty couldn’t? I think pfenix has it, Nurmi is just being nasty. (& is going to try to guarantee an appeal)

  151. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 10:57 am

    jose miguel @reporterjmiguelYou can cut the tension with a knife in hereReplyRetweetFavorite

    Ummm maybe not the best choice of words Miguel…eeesh

  152. MaryEllen Resendez @maryellenabc15

    #juanmartinez: It’s the state’s believe she would’ve taken the 5th and not testify

  153. None of these defense witnesses would have a problem if they didn’t have to lie for Jodi – But since they all have things that would get them into legal trouble they don’t want their dirty laundry to be aired. If her own family will not speak on her behalf that says volumes – But if your relative admitted to this murder why would you?

  154. Posted by Donna Beford on May 20, 2013 at 10:59 am

    This is more craziness Jodi is holding her breath until she turns blue?

  155. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 11:00 am

    NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

  156. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 11:00 am

    Can YOU BELIEVE?!?!?! JUDGE!!! JUDGE!!!! JUDGE!!!

  157. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 11:01 am

    Hey Nurmi, YOUR CLIENT is the one who said she had no mitigators. Dumbass.

    • Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 20, 2013 at 11:31 am

      Actually Nurmi, your client said in her after-verdict press interview *that YOU said* that she didn’t have any mitigators.

      And if you were so bankrupt in finding ANY people willing (or in DB’s case, possibly blackmailed) or effective family into getting on the stand for this killer, that you could only find a long defunct friend with legal issues of her own and an ex-boyfriend whom Arais probably has something hanging over his head…then it is your problem, Nurmi and Perky.
      What aggravates me is that the *jury* knows nothing of all this BS.
      They *should* know that Arais’s lawyer want to bail…and why.

  158. jose miguel @reporterjmiguel

    #JodiArias is scanning the crowd inside the courtroom

    Probably trying to put a voo doo hex on everyone there. Bitch

    • Posted by Terri LaValle on May 20, 2013 at 11:08 am

      Yeah I saw that. Probably wondering if she drew a big enough crowd……….

  159. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 11:02 am

    Stabby’s got that scary look again…

  160. Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 11:02 am

    The evil demon just wants to torture Travis’ family for as long as she possibly can.

  161. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 11:04 am

    They have GOT to be pissed…and tired.

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 11:09 am

      If we are…can you IMAGINE how much more so they are?!?! ughhhhhhhhhh

      She’s only digging her own grave deeper and deeper with all this crap!

    • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 11:15 am

      It gives the jury one more day to muse over the victim impact statements while the defense presents more crap.

  162. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 11:04 am

    Why would the Judge not allow court to proceed.. ALOT of people..jury , Alexander family… unbelievable… why?!?!? i want to know why????

    • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 11:05 am

      Maybe Stabby has another migraine.

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 11:07 am

      me too (or 3 depending)

    • The judge looked a bit pissed at Nurmi when she said there were things under seal that were discussed in chambers – So Nurmi knows the reason but has chosen to try and embarrass the judge in open court –
      I could actually feel the hostility – the demon of course looked as cold as ice – she just does not Feel anything – I can actually visualize the devil himself with a hand on her shoulder –

  163. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 11:05 am

    Nice light blue nail polish Jenny

    • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 11:06 am

      Not quite as fetching as when she had the bright red tips.

    • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 11:17 am

      She didn’t bother to take off the polish from Thursday that went with the blue suit. Get thee to a Walgreens….

  164. NOOOOOO!!!!!! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!
    WE JUST GOT STARTED!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  165. Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 11:06 am

    So court will canceled until tomorrow. Womack’s statement to be read in court without her, but last sentence will not be read. Again her family is there, and no one from the family will testify. How long can we drag it out. Bye Jury.

    Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Maragrita and I are going to enjoy the Tequilla Sunrise and maybe later have a Sex on The Beach.

  166. Well, I’ll be damned, she did it again!!
    Well, the bar is still open, let’s all settle down and have a drink….

  167. The drink special today is: ‘Defense on the Rocks’. Enjoy!! 😀 I will!!

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 11:11 am

      Awesome!!! It should be “Defense crashes on the Rocks” ha!!!

  168. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 11:10 am

    Niiiiiiiice! 🙂

    • Posted by Sully on May 20, 2013 at 11:18 am

      “A possible reason for the delay may be that Arias’s defense team may have asked for more time so Arias could prepare the statement she will give to the jury.”
      It takes this long to prepare the statement. “I’m sorry, and I want the death penalty”?

  169. Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 11:10 am

    So Patty backed out because she didn’t want the drugs to come up but what about Darrell. Do we know why he’s not showing up?


  170. Look, she’s smiling and got her way, the bitch!!! grrrr

  171. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 11:12 am

    My thoughts and prayers to the tornado victims. (((((hugs))))

  172. Posted by Marnie Paige on May 20, 2013 at 11:12 am

    I get it about druggie Patti. But why not Darryl/Darren – whatever the hell his name is? All the rats are attempting to jump from the sinking shipwreck the demon has created.

    • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 11:13 am

      I just asked the same question above Marnie…there was no mention of that at all. Weird!

      • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 20, 2013 at 11:17 am

        And what about the art show? Man…huge disappointment for us not to hear the demon’s “friends” lie for her – even greater we might miss out on the art unveiling.

  173. Posted by Donna Beford on May 20, 2013 at 11:12 am

    Wow worthless life worthless person

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 20, 2013 at 11:18 am

      Something tells me Darryl is worthless too and backed out before we heard the nasty details.

      • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 11:26 am

        Stabby said in her testimony that he was an alcoholic so maybe something came out about that? Or she was insisting he show his face?

  174. Posted by Polk8dot on May 20, 2013 at 11:16 am

    FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU#########KKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

    Well, we all knew this was going to happen today. We just did not expect the way it was going to go down.
    What a buch of F-ing losers!!!
    They were clearly made for each other – Stabby Whor-Ass and her idiot defense team.

    I wonder what will she pull tomorrow morning?
    Will she get herself committed to the psych ward again today, just to delay?
    Will she throw herself down the stair to break a leg and delay again this way?

    Oh, who the heck knows – BUT I’M SURE she will do something to again postpone the court tomorrow. That is her swan song, and quite possibly THE VERY LAST DAY EVER IN THIS COURT, since the jury can come back with the verdict tomorrow.

    Die bit@h, die!!!

    • She sure is hungry for that “dirt” sandwich we are all aching to give her huh?

      • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 11:27 am

        LOL… sandwich or “dirt nap” lol

    • Yes!! Polk, my sentiments eggactly!! Geez, it’ll be fall before we hear the end of this fricking trial!!!

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 11:21 am

      You can tell by the tense body language and lack of any words between Stabby and Jenny, they totally hate each other. I suspect Stabby wants to get up and try to reverse “psychologize” the jury. (Nurmi makes up words, so can I) Stabby wants to beg for death.

      • Posted by emmaar on May 20, 2013 at 11:42 am

        stabby was writing notes to jenny which jenny was more or less ignoring. the defense is now one clown short of a circus!!

        • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 11:55 am

          I missed that but I did notice Stabby was reading what Jenny was writing on her yellow pad.

    • Posted by Laurel on May 20, 2013 at 11:57 am

      It really is staggering, isn’t it?
      I wonder why the Judge let Stabby delay her allocution? Infuriating that the defense can try to intimidate the judge with all of this ‘mistrial’ bullspit.
      Reminds me of the OJ Trial. Lies, misdirection, more lies!

      Jury, give her the DP and be done with her manipulative sociopathic games!!!

  175. I’ll see what I can dig up about Darryl after this drink. 😉
    We just got here for crying out loud and ready to rumble!!! AGH!!!!

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 20, 2013 at 11:20 am

      Strange we didn’t hear that he too was “intimidated” by the prosecutor. Oh Carol……please do your digging! We need something to hold on to!

  176. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 11:18 am

    I wonder where the worthless “host” of that digustng website proclaiming Stabby’s innocence is, and if she’s testifying??

    Things that make you go HMMMMMMM

    • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 11:29 am

      Just some greedy slime ball out for money. The ran the Casey Anthony site too. They draw in a bunch of gullible losers and get them to donate money. They don’t give a crap about Stabby or Casey, they’re just out for $$$.

      • Posted by Barb on May 20, 2013 at 4:47 pm

        Maybe they are Al Qaeda and are filling their coffers wth monies from stupid, gullible people.Just a thought.

  177. Posted by 1nonna on May 20, 2013 at 11:19 am

    Can someone explain to me why Stabby is dressed up everyday. If she was found guilty, how come she is not in the Dolce and Gabanna Spring Prison line? Also, why is she not in shackles and chains that a convicted murderer would have on. Thanks!

  178. HLN:
    1:59 p.m. ET: Judge Stephens said court will adjourn for the day, and Arias will give her statement to the jury tomorrow.
    Oh, really, really??? HA!!!

  179. Why don’t they get that useless mitigating specialist up there and yak, she likes the butcher….

    • Posted by Sully on May 20, 2013 at 11:27 am

      Now that you mention her…I just have to share a Tweet from WildAboutTrial:
      “DP Mitigation Specialist takes a moment away from Flamenco dancing to whisper with #JodiArias’ mother.”

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 20, 2013 at 4:06 pm

      I’m STILL waiting for her to say something to us! Can she even speak? Does she furiously take notes? Another total waste of tax payers’ money.

  180. Posted by Sully on May 20, 2013 at 11:28 am

    Catcha later on the same Bat channel…

  181. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 11:28 am

    I’m going to look at this recent development positively. More sleep! (oh, amd I’m POSITIVE this case is never gonna end!)

  182. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 11:30 am

    Back at you later, my pillow is calling. 🙂

  183. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/20/will-jodi-arias-beg-for-her-life_n_3306790.html

    What we do know is the defense said they planned to call two people to testify on behalf of Arias — Darryl Brewer, her ex-boyfriend, and Patricia Womack, a childhood friend. However, Womack has notified the defense that she is no longer willing to testify due to death threats. Brewer may be the only one testifying for Arias if the defense cannot convince another friend or family member to take the stand.

  184. Well, I have no words except how pissed off I am.
    I guess I’ll take my dog swimming now.

    Hi Egg, wanna throw out a new thread or not? We’re up to 468 here. 🙂

  185. As the bowl swirls, yet another day wasted…..

  186. Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 20, 2013 at 11:41 am

    When the judge said, “okay bring on your client and her statement,” Perky and Bluto stood there at the table like two grade school kids saying to each other, “You say it!! No, you say it…!!”
    They looked utterly ridiculous.

    • Hi De, Yes! For once they were speechless!! hahahahaha!!!! IDIOTS!

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 11:45 am

      ahhhh missed it…. too busy getting my couch all set up for the proceedings!
      Youtube should have it up already though..

      speechless…. just speechless as today’s events though!~

      • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 11:50 am

        I am speechless but then again, I’m not. I think Stabby’s so out of touch that this whole thing has been like a Lifetime movie for her or an assignment she was given. I don’t think she fully grasped the reality of spending the rest of her life in prison. Look how perky she was during all her time on the stand, it was so bizarre, like she having fun. Now the reality is setting in and she’s panicking about how to get out of it.

        Vinnie Politan is pissed LOL.

        • He’ll go golfing and forget about it. I really don’t want to turn on HLN, they are all such drama queens.

        • Ria – we have all said the same thing – This is Stabby’s big lifetime movie – she is loving the attention she is getting and every day she can delay the inevitable is pleasing to her – she gets out of the cell and can wear street clothes and be the center of attention – she gets to control the lives of everyone who is involved with and interested in this trial. For her it’s like winning an academy award – she is playing a role – she’s making a name for herself – albeit a bad name she’s joining the ranks of “Billy the Kid” and “Jesse James” in her own mind – notoriously famous –

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 12:07 pm

      ” I assume your client does wish to allocate”……

      I had to google that…. here goes… *deep breath…

      In the criminal procedure of some common law jurisdictions, an allocution or allocutus is a formal statement to the court by the defendant who has been found guilty before sentencing.
      A allocution in mitigation allows the defendant to explain why the sentence should be lenient.
      In plea bargains, an allocution may be required of the defendant; the defendant explicitly admits specifically and in detail to what he or she did and for what reason, in exchange for a reduced sentence. In principle, it removes any doubt as to the exact nature of the defendant’s guilt in the matter.
      The term “allocution” is generally only in use in jurisdictions in the United States, though there are vaguely similar processes in other common law countries. In many other jurisdictions it is for the defense lawyer to mitigate on his client’s behalf, and the defendant himself will rarely have the opportunity to speak. The right of victims to speak at sentencing is also sometimes referred to as allocution.[1]

      • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 12:12 pm

        LOL…that is really ridiculous how they looked just then…”

        “Shit..we forgot about this part of the proceedings!!! wait…did you google “allocate” yet… ughh just ask to approach already”

        • Thanks for that GB. It’s good to have one person in the room here that is sober and smart! 🙂

          • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 12:25 pm

            well who would that be? You!…because it sure ain’t me!!! 😛

          • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 12:26 pm

            I just copied and pasted that from google btw… the deep breath was for anyone willing (and able) to read it!!! ha!!!

  187. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/05/20/jodi-arias-sentencing/2325915/

    “When you understand who Ms. Arias is, you will understand that life is the appropriate sentence,” Nurmi said.

    The proceedings are designed to play out like a mini-trial. The prosecutor would be allowed to cross-examine each witness, and both sides will offer closing arguments before the jury begins deliberations.

    Under Arizona law, if the jury cannot reach a unanimous decision on sentencing, the panel will be dismissed and a new jury would hear arguments and determine a sentence. If the second panel cannot reach a unanimous agreement, the judge then will sentence Arias.

    “Jodi Arias has proven herself to be a conniving manipulator so she may be saying something like this to get a reaction from the jury,” said a San Francisco criminal defense lawyer, Michael Cardoza. “She may be hoping the jury says, ‘We won’t give her what she wants, and if she wants death, we’re giving her life.’ ”

    Earlier this week, after Arias’ was interviewed post conviction, her lawyers asked to be allowed to step down from the case, but a judge denied the request. Legal experts say the decision was not a surprising one because the lawyers have a conflict of interest with their own efforts to try and save her life while Arias has said she would rather die.

  188. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 11:55 am

    Did anyone catch that the very next item that will be marked for exhibit will be NONE
    OTHER THAN…….

    #666!!!!

  189. JVM really needs to lay off the coffee or coke, just ridiculous screeching away and barking at people. ugh

  190. Well, here we are all crying in our beers. cool…. house clean, laundry done…..
    So, tomorrow hey? Maybe? Really? Are Heavy and Patch gonna show up?

  191. Here is the whole short and sweet hearing from today provided by GB. Thanks GB!
    Don’t blink!

  192. I’m glad that Sherry was sober and put her foot down today. I’ll buy her a drink! 🙂

  193. Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 12:39 pm

    Someone mentioned Juan bringing up some pictures regarding Patty. What pictures is he referring to? Does anyone know?

    • dammnit, I didn’t log on first. I’ll try again.

      • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 12:49 pm

        I don’t have FB, will it still show up for me?

        • Well, I think they took it down. It showed up yesterday on the previous thread. Rats! I’ll try to find another one. She looked really stoned with tats all over her body, goth makeup and a script on her arm that looked like it said: Heroin Patty. brb

      • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 12:55 pm

        Eggy B, Shannon just commented up above that Patty sold wedding photo’s to the media and didn’t report the income. I guess Patty’s on welfare.

      • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 12:58 pm

        LOL!! I’m glad I’m not the only one who has that trouble! I try to avoid FB at all costs.. but Ria it should show up IF Carol eggy B can do it right!! lol

        BTW…I can’t get pictures and acutual youtube window’s to post…so your doing something right!!! 😉

        • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 1:01 pm

          You gals are FAST!!! my post was in reply to Ria’s 12:49 comment!

  194. Depending on ur server, type in Patty Womack & her name comes up in Topix site that appears to be news clippings. Womack admits to stealing packages of pot and selling them to Wilson totaling $1,000. Wilson sad totals were $4,500 – $7,000.
    Problems with photos is Womack SOLD them & didn’t claim money or the photos she wants to use she no longer has licensing control of them. She headed for the hills!!!

  195. Posted by Cindy Lou on May 20, 2013 at 1:03 pm

    Today more than any other I feel literally sickened to my stomach. Apparently, JA & company have chosen to go out with double birds blazing. Now even her attorney’s have sipped the “it’s everybody else’s fault” koolaid. This monstrous brat befouls everything she touches. I can’t wait for this ordeal to be over and done. Please, God have mercy for the poor victims family and this jury. They have had to endure the unendurable.

  196. Here’s a vid of the freak. Still looking for that scary pic. brb

    • Wow, she’s got some really good pot! Whew!! Get a grip, you’re in court!

      • Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 1:08 pm

        Ugghhhh, ewwww…I don’t even know what to say to that. Not putting tattoo’s down at all, I know Tanisha has both her arms tattoo’d but was an off the shoulder shirt really a wise choice for a court room? Along with the snickering and hair flicking?

      • Carol Egg Beater/subBarKeep – Was that the demons brother and sister sitting next to her Mom & Dad and whispering in Mom’s ear?
        I re-watch this mornings proceedings on Utube – Croaker Queen or google Wild About Trial – who had it live but then go to Twitter and Chris Stark always has good info.

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 1:30 pm

      I thought there was a code of conduct/dress required to be in a court of law!?!

      Am I wrong or was it as Nurmi put it..”For score and ….oh wait..is it..“a modern day version of days gone by”

  197. Posted by Ria on May 20, 2013 at 1:11 pm

    I have to go to the grocery store and get dinner started but I will be here tomorrow!

    Thank you Eggy and Eggy B for providing this outlet, I really would have spit at my laptop if not for this retreat:) See ya tomorrow!

  198. Later, Ria, thanks for joining us and making it fun. Later. 😀
    I still can’t find that dam pic!

  199. Thank you all for joining in today. I emailed Queen Egg for a new thread.

  200. Posted by Lulu's Mom on May 20, 2013 at 1:32 pm

    So Patty Play Pal with tats is such a good a friend that she couldn’t put on her big girl dress, get on the stand and talk about the goodness of her best friend? Phooey on that. Just another despicable ploy by the DT to garner sympathy for Stabby. Poor poor Stabby, her best friend Donoman can’t tweet for her anymore and now her only other friend can’t testify because of death threats and fear of saying something to incriminate herself? This is worse than disgusting…..cheap tricks don’t work.

  201. Posted by Lulu's Mom on May 20, 2013 at 1:38 pm

    I see nothing wrong with tatoos, by the way. But to show up in court with your bra strap showing, bare shouldered? Maybe she was confused and thought she was a guest on the Jerry Springer show.

  202. Well, Peeps, I am going to take my dog swimming now. bbl. 😉

  203. Troy Haden will interview Juan 90 minutes after the final sentencing if we ever get that far.

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 1:59 pm

      Is that the same jackhole that had the infamous interview with the demon after the verdict?!??!
      I hope not… seems like Juan would demand Tom Brokaw or someone!

  204. Posted by Tanis Comer on May 20, 2013 at 1:56 pm

    I think the photos Juan was referring to were some of those with Jodi and herself that she sold to media.

  205. Posted by Cindy Lou on May 20, 2013 at 1:57 pm

    Woe is us! All eggs in the carton appear to be cracking up. Egg and egg beater, put us together again!!!

  206. Posted by Cindy Lou on May 20, 2013 at 2:00 pm

    This is a very bad day to have no spirits whatever on hand. This may facilitate an emergency beverage store run. : /

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 2:05 pm

      Cindy!!! How can that be?!? We had 3 days to stock pile said spirits!

      I was apparently anticipating a much longer day of trial… but at least now i’m able to attend to a few things,… and keep checking back here as well!
      as well as indulging!… i’m not going to let the demon stop me from partaking in my alloted libations for the day!!!! hehehe

      I’ll be a “coddled egg” verra soon! 😉

      someone needs to mix up a batch of eggnog for the rest of the proceedings!

  207. ##############NEW THREAD!! WOO HOO!!!! ##################

  208. Posted by simmeringinfla on May 21, 2013 at 7:57 am

    It:s a new day for the demon butchering bitch and I, for one, can hardly wait for this BS to start! Bring it on! Death to the murdering snake bitch! Bar has already opened in St. Augustine. Obviously, sorry. Time to put this evil thing down, forever.

  209. Posted by Teresa on May 21, 2013 at 6:18 pm

    Apparently she has stole Nike’s “Survivor” shirt too! http://www.ebay.com/sch/TShirts-/63869/i.html?_nkw=t+shirt+nike+survivor

  210. Posted by Margaret on May 21, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    Omgosh, I laugh so hard I cried!!

  211. Posted by Margaret on May 21, 2013 at 7:43 pm

    Omgosh, I laughed so hard, I cried! I love the comic relief; my favorite line ” “I can’t wait to see her huge volume of fuzzy self-portraits up close. I love how she disregards trivial things like lighting and shutterspeed, but still manages to capture the essence of her inner demon in every picture”

  212. Posted by Mark on June 12, 2013 at 10:06 am

    Wow!, She is an artist, I didn’t know that. I will have to buy some of her masterpieces to hang along side my other great works by famous artists. I think the one I like will fit nicely between my favorite John Wayne Gacy painting and that nice little painting of the Viennese street scene by A. Hitler.

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