Nobody Loves Stabby Because Juan is a D*ck

-CryMeARiver, Arizona

It’s a hardknock life for a demon, especially when that a-hole prosecutor Juan Martinez is out to get you.  Just ask local butcher Jodi Arias. Or rather, ask her filibustering heffalump of an attorney, Kirk Nurmi, since he’s the seasoned professional paid to bitch and moan on her behalf. Today the irritating oaf pitched his decahemptillionth mistrial motion, on the basis that Juan is a big meanie to all of Stabby’s witnesses. So mean, in fact, that they can’t call ANYONE to mitigate for fragile maiden Arias during the penalty phase of her trial. Local Garbage Pail Kid “Pothead Patty” Womack, a stoner friend from Jodi’s schoolgirl days in Yreka, was all set to cash in on her testiloony about how nice the demon seemed last they spoke 20 years ago…until Juan came along and deposed her last week. You may remember Pothead Patty from her many interviews with Nancy Grace, or her memorable court appearances where she flipped off Martinez on camera. Unbelievably, the rude prosecutor had the nerve to query the known addict about her many drug charges, and also about Jodi’s drug use. What kind of dictatorship do we live in, where an agent of the court can question a witness’ credibility so harshly? Understandably, Pothead Patty immediately  plead the 5th, and refused to subject herself to anymore of Juan’s verbal and emotional abuse, leaving poor Stabby with NOBODY to convince the jury how awesome she is. Not even her own family members sitting in the courtroom. 

Nurmi’s smooth magic failed to work on the judge, who promptly denied his mistrial motion. Without skipping a beat, he and Homecoming Queen reject Jenny immediately asked to be removed from the case, since Juan’s ceaseless bullying prevents them from conveying Stabby’s true value to the jury- nay, to society. A swing and a miss. Also denied. So then they stomped their feet, looked at each other akwardly, and announced they would not call any mitigating witnesses at all, and would take their ball and go home. So there. 

Court is adjourned until tomorrow. 

Stay tuned to EggTreeNews for breaking developments in this story. 

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715 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by sharon on May 20, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    Too funny!!!! Next they will claim Juan is committing a hate crime due to his bullying.

  2. You have a wonderful sence of humor, I love it. I wonder what stabby will come up with next.

  3. Thank you Eggy!! Your posts are golden humor!!! 😀

    • Posted by Danny on May 20, 2013 at 3:25 pm

      I agree. I love this blog. And Stabby is a good name for the little she devil too.

      • I believe the Judge is allowing stabby Einstein to hang herself good and that she’s doing well. Fred and Wilma Flintstones wants to bailout so they don’t walk stabby to death row.

        • Posted by WhiteTrashGal on May 21, 2013 at 9:28 am

          Fred and Wilma…PERFECT! HA HA! Fred’s looking a little…like a shower victim. Wilma might be ready for serious therapy herself.

  4. This is the most disgusting trial ever! Stubby and her defense team are setting up appeals. Stubby is supposed to speak tomorrow but who knows, there will probably be another delay for whatever reason. It has become comical and I wonder what will come next.

    • Posted by Danny on May 20, 2013 at 3:26 pm

      Nurmi and Killhernot Willmott will probably be all butt hurt tomorrow so the sentencing will have to be delayed at least another day or maybe even a week. And then Stabby will probably have another migraine.

  5. OMG, that’s hilarious…..! hefalump….

  6. Posted by mystree10 on May 20, 2013 at 2:57 pm

    You said it all and you said it so well. Thank you for making me laugh on a day when all I wanted to do was pull my hair out.

  7. “Cry Me A River, AZ.” AH,HAHAHAHA!!! Love it!! 😀

  8. Hahaha! Thanks! I needed that! 🐾

  9. Posted by Lainey on May 20, 2013 at 3:00 pm

    Absolutely brilliant!

  10. Posted by Bren on May 20, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for the laughs!!! Love your posts! 😀

  11. Posted by Sharon on May 20, 2013 at 3:03 pm

    I’m SO happy I found this blog! The three ring circus (that is Nurmi, Jenny and Stabby) gives me tired head so your wicked sense of humor brings me much needed comic relief! Thank you for your witty and hilarious recaps of this trial…better than any other resource out there!

  12. Catch my 12:20 post from the last thread to see the whole 15 min. hearing from today.
    I watched that today and I couldn’t see where JoDie’s sister was wearing the Survivor T shirt. Another upcoming bitch. They shouldn’t have let her in court today wearing that!

    • Posted by Sharon on May 20, 2013 at 3:10 pm

      Saw the sister (is she the “dumb” one?) wearing the “Survivor” t-shirt! Wow! Agree with you….never should have been let into the courtroom with that on!

      • …just when I thought it could not get any more ridiculous. *getting a headache*

      • Posted by michele on May 20, 2013 at 7:38 pm

        Actually, she is a survivor of Jodi. Jodi hates the cute little normal high school graduate. She’s lucky that Stabby moved out before little sis had an unfortunate …accident…

        • I think the WHOLE family’s glad that stabby’s locked up. They were able to see her, point their fingers & laugh at where she is now, & they feel it’s payback for ALL the nasty little things she’s done to ALL of them throughout her sorry, selfish life. I think she terrorized her whole family when she lived at home, & they were glad she moved in with a bf at the age of 14. They kept hoping she’d move far away, but she kept coming back home, till she killed Travis. It’s interesting that her parents told the cops that they thought stabby might have done it. They didn’t try to protect her or lie for her, which really makes me wonder what all did she do to them through the years??? Another thing is it was said that her mom wasn’t on the stand as a witness for her during the trial because Juan would have broken her down, & a lot of really bad crap on stabby would have been revealed that N & W didn’t want to come out. Too bad we will never know what all she’s done, unless her mom writes a tell all book some day, or her brother or sister writes one.

          • I think u r so right, Kathleen! Do u remember who Nancy Spungen was? I am aging myself here, but she was the girlfriend of Sid Vicious who was killed by him in the late 70’s. her mom wrote a book about her life after she was killed, and I swear she reminds me so much if JA. Her entire family was completely normal, but she was schizophrenic and no matter what they did to get her help, she tore their family apart. It was really sad. The mom said when she moved out it was great, because their family wasn’t scared anymore. The mom thinks she ultimately told Sid to kill her. I think the book was called ‘I don’t want to live this life.’ I think the resemblances are scary!

          • Posted by pfenix on May 21, 2013 at 9:25 am

            Think that the family enjoys making money finally off of Jodi and selling her “artwork”. Does anyone else think that they enjoy flaming the fire with that terrible Jodiisinnocent.com website so they can get more money from her infamy?

    • I finally got to watch and catch up on today’s Non-proceedings…I am kind of glad I had a doc appointment today…I would have been drunk by noon today, and hung over by five…My fam gets a little upset about that. Go figure! LOL

      I will be on with y’all tomorrow during the Paint by Numbers Show, to rant and throw tomatoes at JA when she starts singing to the jury to serenade them and drive them away from the DP…Until then, I will peruse your comments and laugh my a$$ off!

    • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 2:42 am

      Are you referring to Angela Eggy B? I was reading her My.Space page and she went to rehab in 08. Then she had a baby with her BF, they got married, she got pregnant again and miscarried, then got pregnant a 3rd time but found out he was cheating on her then he dumped her so she said they were giving new baby up for adoption. I know there’s an older sister also but I think she’s from a different mom.

      • Posted by Patty Cake on May 21, 2013 at 8:16 am

        Ria
        The Arias clan are a bunch of trailer trash. Lets start with good ole dad- He was a big drug dealer in Yreka the whole town talks about all the time. He was married before to Julie Arias Grayson’s mom, Julie is half sister to JA, Angela,Carl and Josep.This story gets better here goes.Angela is a big druggie and alcoholic matter of fact she hjust got out of rehab to see her sister get her fate yesterday. But here’s the best part, the guy she married and has babies with is her half sister Julie’s son Clayton Cleetus Grayson. They have two kids and if you were watching the family leave court yesterday you would seen Angela and Cgrandma Sandy put the kids in the back seat with no child car seats, just buckled them up.Carl has pot signs all over his fb page seems these kids like pot I wonder were they learned that from? Good ole also cheated on both wives, still would be if he hadn’t gotten sick. Good ole mom Sandy was trying to sell fake letters to The Inquirer about Travis Alexander being a abuser and pedophile that JA had Matt McCartney write. So see this family are liars,frauds and thefts with trying to sell JA art and tshirts so they could keep the money for themselves. Disgusting family can’t wait for all of them to go away
        Eggy.. Sorry I took up losts of space here to vent about this useless family. I love your good sense of humor.

        • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 9:21 am

          Ohhhhhh Patty, you have some good dirt here! Wow, they are quite a bunch! I’m from So Cal and I’m familiar enough with Nor Cal to know they have a lot of drug problems in some of the smaller, slower towns. Probably for lack of anything else to do.

          That is so wacky about Angela’s husband! So did she end up keeping both kids? On her My.space she said they were giving one up.

        • Posted by pfenix on May 21, 2013 at 9:29 am

          Good Sleuthing! Don’t think our eggy minds the space if it’s good. And this was good.

    • I live in Arizona and this trial has become an embarrassment! Heavy D Fat Ass Nurmi and his side kick are the worst attorney’s ever! Heavy D and Willmott have made so many mistakes regarding this trial. Stabby has been running this bizarre trial and now she is kicking everyone including her pitiful family under the bus. The so called attorney’s have screwed up royally! Now trying to blame Mr. Juan Martinez, who is a great prosecuting attorney. Nurmi and Willmott have been rude and condescending to all Mr. Martinez’ witnesses. Stabby needs death sentence. Nurmi and Willmott need to leave as soon as possible for Mongolia so Arizona will be rid of these clowns. What in the world will killer Stabby say to the jury??? I’m a great artist because I trace very well! I love to take pictures of myself. Especially when I have bleached blond hair,caps on my teeth and 1/2 tone of white make-up on!!! Also I am very proficient in sex, remember I’m the three hole wonder Fat Ass keeps telling you about! With all of thses qualties please give me time served. I need to get back to hunting for a rich man in Utah. Love your blog!!!!!

  13. Posted by Observer on May 20, 2013 at 3:06 pm

    Again, I laughed my head off at your brilliant satire of what went down when the three kindergarten kids threw a tantrum in court today.

    Nurmi is such a liar saying Pothead Patty dropped out because Juan intimidated her. He really got angry when Martinez told the judge that Patty refused to answer the questions when he asked her if Jodi and she used drugs and if she got paid for the photos of her and Jodi on Nancy Grace and after speaking with Nurmi and Wilmot pleaded the fifth.

    Pothead Patty sent an email to NBC saying she dropped out because she felt sorry for the Alexander family.

    Add Pothead Patty to Stabby’s hit list.

    Jodi is just trying to stall as long as she can her perp walk to death row.

  14. Hope this transfers. Arias sister wearing Survivor T shirt. UGH

    • I’d like to see her Survive my hand meeting her face. grrrrr

      • Posted by Lee Wright on May 20, 2013 at 4:32 pm

        Go on, punch her lights out…… you can do it!!!!

        • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 4:54 pm

          LOL!!! again…perfect combo of post and avatar!

      • Posted by Karen Jenkins on May 20, 2013 at 5:16 pm

        you have to remember she is the dumber one.I thought I saw where one of stabby’s sisters is becoming a cop,go figger now she can arrest the rest of the nutty family

        • Posted by Melissa on May 20, 2013 at 5:46 pm

          She is a reserve- not a regular cop…Yes, she’s Jodi’s “dumb sister Angela”. BUT Dumb sister Angela loves her sister Gas Can Stabby and wears her “Survivor” shirt in honor of all of the beatings that Gas Can Stabby did not receive……..Such bull crapitis

          • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 6:24 pm

            Reserves are regular cops, they just don’t get paid. They have all the same “authority” if you will, as a “regular” officer, but they work voluntarily. (my Dad was one for 22 yrs, never got me out of a darn thing either)

          • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 4:25 am

            I Love it, “Gas Can Stabby”!!! lol

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 20, 2013 at 3:36 pm

      I wonder just what that little snot survived. Oh, I know…..being the demon’s dumb sister. She also survived some sort of substance abuse treatment too.

      It becomes clearer to me why the demon wanted that new life Travis represented.

    • Posted by sharon on May 20, 2013 at 3:43 pm

      I thought I saw that…She had a shirt on over it in court, but you could still see part of the words.

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 3:55 pm

      that is repulsive…

    • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 5:03 pm

      Wait, isn’t all of Jodi’s sibling survivors of domestic abuse from their parents?

      Didn’t Angela go to rehab for drugs, yet calls out the Alexander family as brats of meth-addicts and white trash.

      How about the rehab councilor for Angela who knew Jodie in high school and collects the money and manages the email for Jodi arias is innocent.com. Why is she not testifying

      Why isn’t Angela testifying for Jodie. Or is she too mad at Meany Martinez for calling out Jodie who called her dumb

    • That entire family has no shame and definitely not an iota of class.

    • Posted by Barb on May 21, 2013 at 6:06 am

      I saw it dear EggBeater. What is wrong with the court system there? In my state only respectful attire and demeanor are permitted in court. But as one of your posters said, her sister is a survivor. Somehow she was able to grow up and not have her head sawed off by her sister.

      • Posted by Sully on May 21, 2013 at 7:17 am

        I would think they would bar any “tee” shirt or other clothing apparel with a “message” on it, or symbols (skull and crossbones)… things like that. I’ve covered a federal case where you weren’t allowed to chew gum in the courtroom.

  15. Posted by Pam on May 20, 2013 at 3:12 pm

    A much needed relief after this morning’s weirdness. The MeanTeam defense told the jury these people would be witnesses. Then they withdrew them. So why is that The Prosecutor’s fault? I think they’ve caught Stabby’s disease: Shifttheblame-itis!

  16. Posted by Terri LaValle on May 20, 2013 at 3:12 pm

    You are brilliant. Too funny. I must admit I am thoroughly disgusted by the behavior of the defense team who think they are still in high school. Did you see Jodi come alive when she knew that tomorrow would be all about her. The Jodi Arias show indeed. Starring Jodi Arias. Directed and produced by Jodie Arias. All alone. All by herself. No one loves her everybody hates her. And Nurmi is going to eat a can of worms. I think she will play the martyr role for the jury. Her finest hour. Look at me. If people weren’t so mean, I wouldn’t be here. She will go on and on and on and on. And just when you think she is done, she will go on some more. It is going to be a long day for sure. Glad I got my housework done today. Tomorrow is Jodi Day and I want to be there to celebrate when the jury let’s her have it..

  17. Posted by Tracy on May 20, 2013 at 3:19 pm

    What an amazing writer you are! I work tomorrow and will miss the big show, but am taking solace in the fact that I will be able to go home and catch up with the help of your hilarious blog. Thank you again!

  18. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 3:27 pm

    “decahemptillionth” and “Garbagae Pail Kid” ROFLMAO Thank you very much for the coca cola currently still up my nose (what didn’t make it onto my screen) but noooooo making fun of pot smokers, they’re people too. 😉

  19. Excellent as always, Eggy! Your blog was just in time…I just finished watching today’s 15 minutes of court and again, I look like my icon! Do we have a bar today?

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 3:34 pm

      lol I noticed almost everyone’s pic is some version of frustrated, unless you’re able to figure out how to change it. (I wasn’t) They’re cute though!

  20. Posted by Observer on May 20, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    What’s also funny is that one of the mitigating factors for life instead of death is that Jodi has no support from her family. Who shows up in court today but her mother, father, brother and mom, pop, sis in Survivor t shirt and bro and the demon actually smiles at them.

    This jury has to be completely confused. She says she has no family support and yet family members have attended the trial from day one.

    Last week Nurmi tells the jurors a childhood friend and a former boyfriend will testify as to what a great person she is and tomorrow the jurors will find out poof all her character witnesses are gone and they are left with Dead Woman Standing.

    She won’t let her family testify because it will spoil her victim image that her family abused and abandoned her.

    It’s anybody’s guess what will come out of Jodi’s lying mouth when she addresses the jury tomorrow. If it even happens.

    Nurmi may pull another fast one and go above Judge Stephen’s head to another court to get a stay. He knows his client has a one way ticket to death row and he wants to bail before that happens.

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 3:39 pm

      Good observation! I’ll bet they’ve figured out that Stabby is behind all these delays, and I can imagine that (rightly so) they are getting pretty pissed. 5 months at $17 per day might be another reason she ends up on Death Row!

    • I don’t think he can go above her yet, until the this trial is over and automatic appeal is processed (I say automatic, because I think she will get the DP). I found and posted some things on the appeals process in AZ yesterday, but here is a more easily understood site. It looks like she gets the one appeal before 3-5 judges on the AZ Supreme Court, then she can file the PCR which goes before Judge S (trial Judge), and last she can file for a Writ of Habeas Corpus before the District Court. Most of the sites I have looked over have shown that it is very difficult to get the PCR, much less the Writ of H.C…Here is that other page… https://www.azag.gov/sites/default/files/documents/files/CriminalAppealsProcess.pdf

    • Posted by sharon on May 20, 2013 at 3:46 pm

      It was on the news today that he wanted the stay so he would have time to go to the AZ supreme court

      • True, he did ask for a stay, but a stay of proceedings only stops the trial for a limited time until a particular condition is met (i.e. the witness shows up, or time for discovery on a new item, etc.). Once the trial starts up again, it proceeds as normal. The case still has the same judge, lawyers, etc. When they appeal, that goes to the AZ Supreme Court over Judge S’s head, and the appeal can’t be filed until they get the sentence.

    • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 5:34 pm

      It seemed today that Wormi and Jenny Wanna Be were purposely setting themselves up to cause Jodi to be able to use the appeal by bad council. Wondering why the judge couldn’t get them for contempt of court by throwing their legal tantrum and refusing to get any witnesses on the stand.

      Beth Karas is considering that the whold sham was so that Meany Martinez aka Mr. Juanderful, could NOT use the fox interview in court against the mitigation witnesses rebuttal.

      • I was a little surprised by that. If she can prove ineffective counsel, it will affect Nurmi and Wilma’s careers, as well as open them up to a possible lawsuit from JA. If they think for one second that she will honor any deal they have made, they are sadly mistaken. She will turn on them in a New York Minute!

        • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 4:40 am

          No matter what evidence Stabby’s side tries to testiLIE to, Juan wil bring out the Fox interview, and………….DONE.

      • Yep. That’s it.

  21. Posted by jill-md on May 20, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    local garbage pail kid. LMAO LMAO LOLOL you are SO freaking talented! i LOVE your humor.

  22. I love this blog!!! It doesn’t matter what hodi hairyass says tomorrow. It will be her LAST time to EVER run her mouth in public, & she doesn’t know it yet. After that interview, right after her conviction, the judge gagged her with no more interviews until after she’s been convicted, & Sheriff Joe Arpaio was interviewed last Thursday, & he said that if hodi gets the DP, she will be taken IMMEDIATELY to the prison that houses the other 3 female DP inmates, & live in a 12 ft. by 7 ft. cell for 23 hrs. a day ALONE, & for someone who craves attention, & loves to manipulate others, this should drive her crazy. She really wants LWOP, but she has made everyone hate her, including the jury, who would have given her the DP last Thursday, if they had been given the chance. I think they haven’t changed their minds either. I hope she talks more crap tomorrow. She really belongs on death row.

  23. Posted by CATHERINE CONKEY on May 20, 2013 at 3:41 pm

    omg, this is so funny!!!

    “What kind of a dictatorship do we live in, where an agent of the court can question a witnesses credibility so harshly?” LOL >

    How right-on!!

    The “Juan is a big-meanie to witnesses” mistrial motions didn’t fly with the judge

    • Posted by momvar on May 20, 2013 at 4:43 pm

      Seem to remember the defense questioning some of the Prosecution witnesses pretty harshly. Dr. DeMarte for example.

      • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 6:32 pm

        More like stupidly. Hey Dr. DeMarte why couldn’t you speak with Travis, what do you mean by Travis is dead as your answer?Thank you Jenny Wannabe now sit down.

  24. Posted by Marnie Paige on May 20, 2013 at 3:42 pm

    Decahemptillionth is now my new favorite word.

  25. Posted by SportYMoM on May 20, 2013 at 3:53 pm

    I saw Nurmi making his arguments to the judge for yet another mistrial. I can’t believe how he spoke to her, basically calling her biased. That woman has bent over backwards & twisted herself into a pretzel to allow the defense team to defend their client. I thought she was going to ream Nurmi. If looks could kill she’d be dead right now. Do Willmott & him really believe this judge was going to allow them to withdraw from this case NOW! Talk about grounds for a mistrial!

    • Posted by SportYMoM on May 20, 2013 at 3:55 pm

      Oops “If looks could kill he’d (Nurmi) be dead right now.

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 5:00 pm

      yes, the judge twisted and bent and allowed waaaay too much,…but I think in the end in all seriousness that it will help in the long run that they can’t demand a new trial in any way shape or form.
      If anyone has a basis for a mistrial is Juan!… ( i love how I’m calling these guys by their first names as if we are colleages! lol) But the Juanamaker isn’t going to do that because he wants this ovah!!!!

      • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 5:39 pm

        Defense tried to embarrass and force the judge for a mistrial by crap motions at best today. She has bent over backwards to make sure there would be no room for a effective appeal. The whining wannabe’s just want to run away from this trial.

        • Yes, and Heavy D made sure he embarassed Judge S publicly by requesting what they usually do in chambers to be In open court. Was that for his sake, so the public, who have been so critical of him could see he was trying? I’m sure his practice will suffer from this loss, and from his blase attitude and posture in court. Do you think that’s why he requested it be public?

    • Posted by Sully on May 20, 2013 at 7:21 pm

      Poor Boo Boo Bear. I guess $1.8 mill. doesn’t go very far these days to defend a client…who didn’t pay a dime for it…nor is 4 1/2 months and 18 days of the client on the witness stand enough to fully defend a case. Cue the violins!

  26. Why isn’t the ex-boyfriend testifying?

    • Posted by nella lee on May 20, 2013 at 9:54 pm

      Thats what I’d like to know. According to him (in the interview with AZ Central this pm) he was there ready to go but he was “stalled” & never called. Nurmi is playing some kind of unethical game. The bottom line is that Arias doesn’t like to lose & she thinks these legal shenanigans will get the conviction overturned.

  27. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 4:03 pm

    Was anyone else holding their breath when Nurmi was stating ALL his reasons why a mistrial should be allowed?!?! ..
    “Your Honor…I’m sure you as well as the jurors have witnessed the wit and wisdom of the “Eggtreenewsblog”….and your Honor…the posters have done NOTHING but make fun of me, Wilmott and the defendent.. I therefore motion ONCE AGAIN….that justice can not be served as long as people are having fun at OUR expense that AZ taxpayers are presently paying…”

    Loved your take on things Eggy!

    *ughghhh would help to hit enter!!!

    • I’ll drink to that GB!! Cheers!!

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 4:24 pm

      I was!! I had my laptop with the livestream of the courtroom, and was here on my Kindle. (no more excuse for missing stuff because of that pointless ” Comcast Newsmakers” crap every half hour…now I need a new excuse for missing stuff) I was on the edge of my seat because I was SO worried that court would be cancelled the way it normally is after the judge meets in chambers with Stabby &’The Gang) so I was thrilled each time the sound popped back in on the live feed. Poor Judge Sherry TRIED to get this party started multiple times, only to be stopped each time as Nurmi edged closer and closer to a good old fashioned feet-stomping tantrum right there in the courtroom. It wouldn’t have shocked me at all if after he was essentially told he HAS to represent Stabby, if he’d pouted, then folded his arms, stomped his feet, and whined “but I don’t WANT TO!!”

      • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 4:30 pm

        Ha!!! He was on the verge of doing that!!!

        Tomorrow he’ll come in full “Heavy D” form… giant Flavahhh Flav clock around his neck… gold toofers…

        “LETS GET THIS PARTAAY STARTED!…”

      • Speaking of the Comcast Newsmakers crap, I’ve complained to Comcast and now to the EVP of Programming of CNN, which I’m sure pays Comcast for an ENTIRE hour of air time, not what’s left over after they air their many stupid, who-the-hell-cares segments, which break into LN programming at the most inopportune times.. Maybe if we ALL complain they will drop them. I appeal to all Comcast viewers to PLEASE back me up!!! Thanks.

        • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 5:05 am

          Are you in Florida Carole? I’m in SW FL and we have Comcast, they do the “Comcast Newsmakers” thing. I think it’s outside the Tallahassee courthouse or something and it is SO annoying!

          • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 10:15 am

            ahh then it’s tailored to your locale…I’m N of Seattle, so earlier it was some crap from.our local zoo.

  28. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 4:03 pm

    Mentioning GPK got me looking up Stabby’s name would be. “Punchin Jody” is only shown in it’s roughest form, as they weren’t ever released due to declining interest in trading cards. What’s ironic? The male version of “Pumchin Jody”….is “Throat Payne” O:

  29. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 4:05 pm

    helloooo typos

  30. Some families take their children to parks to have fun.
    The Arias parents take their children to court to see and wave at their sister and look at the back of her greasy hair.
    Oh, what a grand time and splendid family reunion for all with Little Miss Jr. Goth Arias and frog eyed brother with his head shaved off in the back complete with stitches. Dad Arias brought his cane along in case he would faint, I guess. Mom Arias just looked pleased as punch holding her husband’s hand enjoying her whole family. Opps, they forgot to bring Grandma!! Next time or case!
    I hope they all got the week pass special, this should take all week at this rate. 😉

    • Posted by Lee Wright on May 20, 2013 at 4:45 pm

      Grandma’s wheelchair probably has a flat tire…… talk about inconvenience, now its getting personal, i had to rescheduled my nail appointment so that wouldn’t miss the big finished tomorrow morning….. got your popcorn, got mine!

      • Speaking of grandma…I felt sorry for her sitting in that wheelchair in court…until I saw her sprinting like Usain Bolt in the jail parking lot. It’s obvious that Jodi doesn’t fall far from the lying tree. BTW: Jodi’s mom and aunt have laughed and smirked, given their “thumbs up” and nodded their approval when Jodi would snap back at Mr. Martinez during his cross. And yet, TV pundits keep “feeling sorry for them”. Where’s our moral compass, folks? Just sayin’.

  31. You may be sick of hearing me tell you how much I love your blog. I really don’t know how you outdo yourself everyday. Each blog surpasses the last on the humor scale. Keep it up, and I’ll keep coming back.

  32. Posted by Elizabeth on May 20, 2013 at 4:10 pm

    Thank you for your eggcellent perspective. Fabulous summary as always.

  33. I love this Egg, and everything ‘it’ writes about this trial….L’ing OL is good stuff!!!! Sometimes Im so stunned by Egg hilarity, I dont know how to express myself!!! Like now!

  34. Posted by susan david on May 20, 2013 at 4:22 pm

    Yep…..that sounds about right….except you forgot to mention la toilet …..she’s scared too….scared if she goes up on the stand one more time she’ll have to rob a bank to get retirement money…..because I’m sure her credibility has gone down the toilet…..along with everyone else who lied for hoho….

  35. Posted by Dlc_007 on May 20, 2013 at 4:34 pm

    What’s next? The dog eat her homework.

  36. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 4:48 pm

    I don’t get why her mother isn’t DEMANDING to testily on her daughter’s behalf! Who will know if she’s likely to be as truthful about past abuse as Cindy Anthony was about the smell of death on Casey’s car? Either they are just not willing to lie for her, or they just don’t like her that much. The Mom could at LEAST testily about witnessing possible mental illness, as well as the worried friend call RE: suspected bi-polar behaviour.

    • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 5:50 pm

      Because the whole family has realized that Jodi is a cash cow right now for them, and they are OWED don’t you know. Jodi also probably said no because any BS would be sniffed out and exposed by Mean Martinez.

    • Posted by nella lee on May 20, 2013 at 10:01 pm

      Mom can’t testify for the reason that one of the mitigating factors is child abuse. She certainly isn’t going to testify that her daughter is lying about that.

  37. Posted by NancyB on May 20, 2013 at 4:58 pm

    Eggy – OMG you *never* disappoint! LOL @ testilooney!!! 🙂

  38. Posted by Patty on May 20, 2013 at 5:00 pm

    Check out interview with ex Darryl Brewer today. Whining is catching. He complains about “at great personal expense” having to go to AZ last Thurs. and again today. Sigh…I guess there’s a price tag on saving that wonderful ex-girlfriend’s life, eh, Darryl?
    http://www.azcentral.com/12news/articles/20130520jodi-arias-darryl-brewer-interview.html

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 5:11 pm

      ughhh the creep factor is like a 9 1/2 with this guy… sorry for any DB supporters…

      that voice…. YIKES!

      • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 5:20 pm

        ooooh PLUS how dare he declare that he’s had a “great expense” imposed upon him… ugh!
        How about the entire Alexander family, the entire jury panel ect.

        Disgusting…

      • Posted by Karen Jenkins on May 20, 2013 at 6:03 pm

        That fool is creeeeeeeeeeeeeapy.I think he is high or maybe just stupid.At least we know why his wife left him.

      • Just. Ew.

        Hes twice her age. Gross.

        “Mature beyond her years.” In bed, maybe, but thats it.

        And hes got lizard lips. Thats never a good sign.

    • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 5:57 pm

      Wait, Wait, Wait. He couldn’t testify on camera during court, but he can give an interview now???? What a sorry excuse for a “sugar daddy” except he ain’t got sugar.

      Would everyone on Jodi’s side like a cheese plate with their whine. Oh wait the Defense team cancelled today’s gallery viewing to throw a tantrum. Did they eat the pot brownies before comeing to court.

      • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 21, 2013 at 4:07 am

        I’m sure Tsunurmi ate ALL the pot brownies as well as the cheese plates he put on each juror’s seat. I think when he was on his rampage he was having a sugar high – before the other substances kicked in to mellow him out.

    • Whoa, this guy is a freak too, perfect for JoDie. How much older is he anyway? Dentures and all with the gray hair. She was a good care taker, for who, him? ewww, I have to go wash something now. ewww

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 21, 2013 at 4:05 am

      A creep by my standards. Just confirms AGAIN the pathology of the demon…..always attracts the creeps. Healthy people run from her…except Travis who was manipulated by sex

    • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 5:23 am

      Thank you for posting this Patty. I don’t think he ever knew the “real” Jodi like he thinks he did. She’s a chameleon so, for the time they were together, she tried to be what Darrell wanted…when that didn’t work she moved onto something else and set her sights on a Morman man. She seemed to always pull the “Oh, I don’t want to get married either” thing, like she was fine with it on the outside but I’m sure inside, she was not okay with it.

  39. Posted by Rita B. on May 20, 2013 at 5:07 pm

    I think if Heavy D, the cheerleader and Stabby ask to “go in chambers” tomorrow, Judge Sherry should take an armed guard, maybe 3…..Heavy D’s gettin’ mad and you know what is client is capable of!

  40. Jodi is pacing up and down in her cell, practicing the speech she wrote – reveling in the wisdom and profound logic of words that will move that mean and stupid jury to tears. Juror Number 2 (who once made eye contact with her) will finally admit she cheated – watched HLN every night, read every tabloid, has a scrapbook of newspaper clippings about the trial. Like dominoes, the other jurors will admit to being Nancy Grace addicts, admit they’ve watched every episode of trial coverage, read every blog remotely connected to Jodi Arias.
    She’s imagining it all now – the judge pounding her gavel, calling for a mistrial, voiding the hateful, horrible, mistaken verdict, the finding of ‘cruelty’ (eye roll). Jodi smiles at the thought – she is getting a do-over, and this time she’ll have Casey Anthony’s jury.

    • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 6:10 pm

      Agreed and in her alternative universe, she will:
      1. Be granted bail, where she will rent out Travis’ old apartment to entertain her followers from her website.
      2. Mean Martinez will be disgraced and thrown off as prosecutor. 3. She can give all the media interviews she wants, because she is a star.
      4. Art Gallery’s will throw open their doors with offers to host an opening of only her artwork.
      5. She will look for a new boyfriend (victim), because it does not say in the 10 Commandments “Thou Shall Fornicate”.

      • Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 6:13 pm

        I meant “Thou Shall NOT Fornicate”. Of course never mind about the other ones like thou shall NOT kill, thou shalt not covet they neighbor’s goods, Honor they mother and father, blah, blah, blah

        • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 7:04 pm

          and that pesky one about not testifying falsely against thy neighbor. She crossed, bombed, burnt down, and buried the ashes of that bridge way long ago.

    • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 5:25 am

      Yes yes and yes! That’s exactly what she’s waiting for, for the whole trial to fall apart. What her pea brain doesn’t understand is if she were to go to trial again, she would be found guilty of premeditated murder again.

  41. Posted by lroberdel on May 20, 2013 at 6:04 pm

    Dammit! I thought we were having an art show today!!

    Heavy D looked like a giant toddler today, slinging his toys out of his crib whilst having a screaming fit and stomping his giant feet. Way to go Heavy. Totes professional.

    • Posted by pfenix on May 21, 2013 at 9:43 am

      Agreed! Wahhh Wahhhh Wahhh. While teen queen wannabe Jenny just sat and sulked!!!!

  42. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    Eeeks logging off now… major storms/tornado warnings in the area of SW Mo… i’ll be back!

    • Take care Gb, see ya tomorrow!
      12:30 Eastern time, 11:30 Central. One more day, one more day, maybe…..

    • GB, I thought you lived in Wisconsin?

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 20, 2013 at 7:06 pm

        Be safe all who are are potentially in harm’s way, Stabby isn’t worth it.

        • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 7:27 pm

          Thanks Jenn…your sooo right.. She is sooo not worthy!

      • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* SO SAY WE ALL!!! ; ) on May 20, 2013 at 7:26 pm

        whewww that was scurrry!!!
        I’m originally from Wi… now liivng in Mo… somewhere in my many ramblings I stated that..but as fast as these threads go,..i’m not shocked you missed it!

        The storm is passed us now..but so far there is 51 confirmed dead in OK.. all this just 2 days away from the 2yr anniversary of the Joplin tornado that claimed 158 lives…..Moore, OK is just 3 hours SW of Joplin…

        I have a love/hate relationship with Spring….

    • Hope you’re okay! Thinking of you today GBPL!

  43. Posted by Sully on May 20, 2013 at 6:30 pm

    “It’s a hard knock life.” I’m having an “Oliver” flashback! Too funny.

  44. Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 20, 2013 at 6:43 pm

    Damn, Egg !! LOL
    Your mind and wit is going lasar now !! LOVED it !!!
    Soon you will be able to publish the premier and unabridged one-of a-kind dictioneggy !!

  45. Posted by pfenix on May 20, 2013 at 6:44 pm

    I thought that was Annie. Oliver was “please sir, may I have some more” and “boy for sale”.

  46. Posted by laura coffee on May 20, 2013 at 6:54 pm

    I am a faithful reader Egg. Laughter is good for the soul. Bless you.

  47. Can this farce get any worse?
    Hope things are looking better for you Eggy.
    Prayers for all the tornado victims and their families. 😥

  48. Posted by Lee Wright on May 20, 2013 at 7:34 pm

    Hi Chief Head Eggbeater….. another great spot on blog, what a day… gearing up for another fun packed day tomorrow….. FYI…. if you and all my fellow egg follower friends want to read something “fun” go to Amazon.com and read all the reviews of Alice le Toilet’s book “It could happen to you”…she is blasted from here to hell, her credibility is out the window, its that bad I kid you not…..I bet she wishes she had never heard of Stabby!

  49. Tuesday; 12:30 Eastern time AGAIN.
    Good night all Eggtreenews lovers, catch ya tomorrow. 😉 The bar is now closed.

  50. Posted by Chris West Palm Beach on May 20, 2013 at 7:49 pm

    This is an official CIRCUS!!! Jodi has told her defense how she wanted it done and now it’s time to pay the piper! Go Juan Go!!!

  51. Good to have you back Eggy. Love your take on the days proceedings as per usual.

    What a gong show.
    Have never seen the likes of it.

    Daryl Brewer wasted no time in getting his flowery side of the story out there. Did I see a suspicious scar on his right cheek? High five for Brewer…I’m pretty sure he recouped his tremendous financial hardships right there. What a shmuck. He’s always smelling a small dog turd right under his nose.

    Wonder what show stopper will unfold tomorrow.
    Two words.
    Ineffective Council.
    Make no mistake. Arias is driving this bus, and she is manipulating the justice system and her attorney’s.

    So happy to hear that everyone is safe today after the tornado’s and grapefruit sized hailstones!!! {{{hugs}}}

  52. Posted by Laurie on May 20, 2013 at 8:24 pm

    “So then they stomped their feet, looked at each other akwardly, and announced they would not call any mitigating witnesses at all, and would take their ball and go home. So there.” What is really funny about this is that is exactly what went on in court. It seems that the defense’s penalty phase strategy has been childish petulance. Hilarious! I am not sure how they expected the judge to react – did they expect the judge to arrange a play date for Jodi and a new friend?

    Thank you Egg Tree – you make me so happy.

    • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 3:07 am

      Isn’t it just so true Laurie? Big baby Nurmi had a tantrum.

    • Posted by firstwife on May 21, 2013 at 6:33 am

      Exactly. Did anyone see how red the Judge’s face got, the more Nurmi went on? I had a (lawyer) boss like that once – extremely even tempered, controlled and easy going. But if you pissed him off, you could tell because the red started from his neck and went up! Her cheeks and forehead were bright red by the time Nurmi finished. This chick is done with tweedledee and tweedledum. And don’t forget, they will have to try cases in front of her going forward. She’s not going to forget this!

      • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 8:43 am

        Yes, she really looked at the end of her rope yesterday and I can’t blame her.

        Did you work in the law field firstwife? Sometimes we’re all in the dark here when it comes to the law, we really need a law person lol.

  53. Posted by 4L150N on May 20, 2013 at 9:20 pm

    So there indeed…. LMAO!!! Awesome as usual :c)

  54. I NEED TO SHARE THIS WITH EVERYONE:

    Ever since I saw Stabby for the first time, I’ve been creeped out by her “presence”. I hate to admit it, but I’ve had nightmares about her slithering unannounced into Travis’ house. She reminded of someone…someTHING…but I couldn’t figure out what. until today. Today I realized that she’s the spitting image of the diabolical, long-haired “entity” in THE RING horror film series. Here’s a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw70E71G8Z8

    Really, people, is she not this creature’s re-incarnation? I shudder to think about her skulking around Travis’ home. I don’t care what Dr. Drew and his “Behavior Bureau” think. This woman is just plain EVIL!

    • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 2:54 am

      Carole, I’ve had SO many Stabby nightmares! She’s a scary scary woman.

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 21, 2013 at 3:46 am

      You got it! Even the “Cousin It” hair….the creepy hands….and she even does a slight “line backer” pose before the last shot!

      I think what we all sense is the lack of an intact personality – an emptiness that has been filled with hatred and evil.

    • I have often gotten the shivers at the thought of jodi crawling out of the tv screen and killing with her empty eyed demon death stare.

      I can also see her watching the clock in the insane asylum for hours on end, a la Samara.

      Pure evil, that one.

    • Oh yeah, I am definitely going to have nightmares now! YIKES!

  55. Posted by Chrissy on May 20, 2013 at 10:26 pm

    I think when stabby gives her final statement to the court, it will go something like this: She will break into a song and dance number from a broadway musical. She will then channel Mary Catherine Gallager from SNL and recite scenes from both “Play Misty for Me” and “Fatal Attraction”. Then comes the boiling rabbit. She will then jump down on one knee with arms spread and yell SUPERSTAR!
    She is so phkn dullisional.

  56. Posted by jwhite on May 20, 2013 at 10:28 pm

    I want to say how much I have enjoyed eggy’s great perspective on this strange case and the wonderful comments that eggy makes are truly one of a kind.
    I live only 5 miles from where the tornado that hit Moore, Ok. I have gone past, where it hit too many times to count. I ask for everyone’s prayers. There was complete destruction. There are not enough words to describe it. Two schools were hit, at one school everyone is accounted for. At the other school, 7 children drowned, no one knows at this time how that occurred. Also there are still children missing at the school and rescue efforts are continuing. Please excuse my grammar tonight, it has been a long day. thank you everyone.

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 7:44 am

      Watching the devastating news this a.m. You had to have a terrible time of it, we just had wind damage, but I’m sure you had more than that just being 5 miles from the devastation.
      thoughts and prayers going out to all the families for sure.. 😦

    • Prayers and hugs for you, jwhite. I am sorry for what your community is going through.

    • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 8:44 am

      My husband and I watched it for hours last night and it’s just heartbreaking:( Many, many thoughts and prayers jwhite!

  57. Posted by potatoes browning on May 20, 2013 at 10:29 pm

    Its really a tough break when the truth hits you in the face…especially if your the queen of the mary jane fesitval at the Siskioyu county fair. This trial testimony was patti’s 15 minutes of fame and that ogar Martinez ripped it away. It was so embarassing for Patti to find that the complete story and the about what she would say matters. Mr Martinez asking tough questions was just so intimidating… pshsw whats a pot head to do? Today I thought that Jenny was especially annoyed as she stomped behind the lawn gnome to approach her honor. My compliments to judge stephens for slapping down the temper tantrum and wild wind blasting from Mr Nurmi…Tomorrow is the big day and hurricane jodi addresses the jury…it should make oratory history as she lies her way to the gurney in Florence…will be ready with popcorn at 9:30. stay on top of things eggy i love it.

  58. What happened to Granny Arias today? What, they couldn’t find a deal on a rolling hospital bed with IV poles and beeping monitors to make it look believable? You’ld think her, of all people, would want a front row seat for the climatic ending. If, by some divine chance in hell, Jodi’s trial is declared a mistrial, the family is ready to jump up and object! They sure in the hell don’t want her. Poppa Arias is ready to use his last breath to tell the court that “she’s not coming home with us, we rented out her room. You have to keep her! She will kill us! No, we’re not taking her”. Her family is terrified of her, they all know she will kill again. He’s going to ask for an approach and tell Judge Sherry that Jodi will kill my family, she intends on killing her, Bert and Earney, Juan, Investigator Essabon, all of the jurors, including the alternates, the TA family, all of the witnesses starting with Dr. DelMonte because she kept calling her immature. Nancy Grace, Pothead Patty, Darrel, his bratty kid, and he can’t remember the rest of the names. Nobody thinks this will happen, but just in case, he’s going to be ready.

    Can’t wait till tomorrow.

  59. Posted by jenners on May 20, 2013 at 11:57 pm

    Giggle, snort, chortle, guffaw! Love This Blog!

  60. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 3:04 am

    I guess I missed the party last night! But waking up to a new Eggy post made my morning bright:) Eggy, you are sooooo genius…Patty is a Garbage Pail kid!!! You sum everything up so perfectly!

  61. Posted by Junebug on May 21, 2013 at 4:56 am

    I love this blog so much! Eggy puts it all in perspective!

  62. Posted by PinkPamper on May 21, 2013 at 5:16 am

    Low life central strikes again with the dumb sister of Stabby proudly showing off her “survivor” attire as they slither giddily away from the latest episode of the demon show…I wonder if the dumb sister actually realizes she IS a survivor…of her family’s very own domestic terrorist? Probably not.

  63. Posted by Marnie Paige on May 21, 2013 at 5:22 am

    I have a strong feeling the defense duo has been reading blogs….and have taken comments to heart. Their demeanors have changed as the blogs continued. Homecoming queen contestant/drop-out even started to rearrange her hair to cover the bald spot once it was mentioned by Egg. Tsunurmi….has changed nothing about his style…..simply doesn’t care.

    • Posted by Sully on May 21, 2013 at 5:43 am

      Bloviating. Nurmi was doing the verbal equivalent of pointing his finger at the judge and telling her she screwed up. I don’t know how the judge restrained herself from walking over to the defense table and rapping his knuckles with her gavel.

  64. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 5:28 am

    I found ANOTHER Stabby special, this one done by CNN w/ Bth Karas from HLN. In it when they show Stabby testilying about how her mother began began carrying a wooden spoon, the LOOK the sister (Stabby’s Auntie) gives the mom…like “oh REALLY?” speaks for itself. I REALLY hope the jury saw that! (I’ll bet they did…it’s what I would do as a juror, but I’m also nosy and am always curious about what’s going on in other people’s heads. Also, Stabby testilied that right before messing up her finger while kicking her, Travis threw her down on the floor and kicked her in the ribs. If a 190lb man kicks a 120 woman in the ribs, bones are going to BREAK. Just another example of how Stabby didn’t think through her lies carefully enough. She likely only thought of the lie itself, and figured her looks would get her through the rest, the way she (& they) usually did. (Eww, like her obvious attempts at flirting w/Det Flores when being interviewed)

    • Posted by Ramona on May 21, 2013 at 8:52 am

      So, the wooden spoon aspect being considered ‘abuse’…..nah. Eons ago when I had a child with behavioral issues I spent WEEKS in therapy trying to teach ME to be a better parent so my son wouldn’t have to act out MY insufficiencies. 6 weeks into this the therapist greeted me with a pamphlet of ‘corporal discipline’, While my son continued to climb the shelves throwing everything he could reach, shredding the plants, and trying to pry the carpet up in the corner of her office she explained the basic fact of child rearing “Sometimes you just need to whack him.” She and the pamphlet explained that when implementing corporal punishment (corporal: corpus, comes from the Latin for ‘body’) never use your hand or make skin-to-skin contact. A small wooden spoon on a covered butt when used properly makes more noise than pain and should be used SPARINGLY as it is effective. I trained my son by raising and eyebrow DRAMATICALLY before resorting to spoon-training. Only raised it when I had every intent on popping his butt. To this day, my 32yo son with kids of his own still stops dead in his tracks when my eyebrow goes up – viola! no need for spoons! The only abuse I can figure in this was an extreme SHORTAGE of spoon-training.
      But that’s just my opinion.

  65. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 5:40 am

    Here’s the link to the CNN special “Murder in the First Degree” Though it’s a lot of the same stuff as the other murder mysteries, it is post-trial, and features a different line-up of Travis’ friends.

    http://m.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=%2F#/watch?v=A2XvzoNqUh8

    (hope that’s the right one!)

    • Thanks. I am checking that out. Those interview tapes with Det. F disgust me. That POS knew she was being video taped. That’s why she did all that crazy stuff. The worst one was when she ‘stretched’ her back and brings her putty-tang up…that was such an overt sexual display …who stretches like that? I could even see trying to pop her back with the chair, but WTF was THAT?? I think she thought she could soften Det. F with her highly sexual energy! Ewwwww

    • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 8:49 am

      Thank you jen! I was just posting a reply up above asking if you remembered the name then saw your link right before I made a fool of myself:)

  66. Posted by Polly Gore on May 21, 2013 at 6:37 am

    This is the funniest blog I have ever seen. I absolutely love your sense of humor, and it is so fitting to the facts surrounding this case. Keep up the good work!

  67. Posted by Mrs C on May 21, 2013 at 6:55 am

    These posts are priceless comic relief in the midst of a migraine inducing trial…nay, a PTSD inducing trial.

  68. Good Morning All in Eggtown. The hearing starts at 12:30 Eastern this morning.
    Gee, maybe she will draw a pentagram on the floor and summon the Devil himself for a factor, who knows? We’ll see! Off to the park. bbl

    • The devil is going to be her character witness? That sounds about right! LOL

      • Posted by Lee Wright on May 21, 2013 at 9:22 am

        I will be waiting for her head to start turning round and the green puke coming out of her mouth!

  69. Posted by Barb on May 21, 2013 at 7:07 am

    One final thought…. Heavy D used the word contemporaneous in his rant to the judge
    yesterday. I wondered who had taught the DEMON that big word when she testilied on the stand. Mystery solved!

  70. http://www.blogtalkradio.com/websleuths/2013/05/20/tricias-true-crime-radio-sunday-night-8-pm-eastern

    Very interesting radioshow from Sunday night with Chris and Skye Hughes. It gives a lot of insight into Travis and Jodi’s relationship, and just how conniving she really is. Give it a listen.

    • Good Morning Queen Egg! 😀

    • Posted by Sully on May 21, 2013 at 7:28 am

      Thanks, Eggy! (Some of the past weekend shows have been insightful, as well.) Hopefully, by learning a lot about someone like Stabby, society can spot her type in the future and prevent this kind of senseless murder. However, it may make all of us turn the nightlight on. Permanently!

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 7:50 am

      listening to it while getting ready for the day…and for today’s episode of

      “Not So Young and Listless”

    • I heard that show…poor Chris. I think he got himself some therapy getting that all out. Do you know who he was talking about when he said, “I don’t believe half of what they say.”, in reference to TA and JA’s relationship? He seemed a little ticked off at some people who gave interviews.

    • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 8:52 am

      Ohhh, I haven’t heard this one yet. Thank you Eggy!

  71. Good morning Eggy, Carol-Egg-Beater-sub-Bar-Keep, and fellow eggsters…it’s 8am…should I start drinking now to ease the pain of this circus!?! Or do I need to be sober to fully enjoy it? Lol

  72. Morning Eggy and the rest of the egglets! Thx for all the humor – it makes the waiting almost bearable! Yesterday was a catch-up day and today will be one too – so am very grateful to get the low down at days end – Learned a new word too – “testilie” Wow my vocabulary is improving! LOL…Thx again Eggy – your humor is eggstrordinary!

  73. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 9:06 am

    Uh oh, is anyone watching HLN right now? They said Nurmi’s trying to get a stay of sentencing.

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 9:24 am

      what does that mean?? Just delaying the inevitiable while padding his bank account???

      • Here are the Arizona Revised Statutes in particular on the Criminal Court Stay of Proceedings. http://www.azleg.state.az.us/FormatDocument.asp?inDoc=/ars/12/00931.htm&Title=12&DocType=ARS

        It basically says that he has to ask the trial judge for the stay. Anybody reading that differently? There are further instructions on what happens if the stay is granted, but Judge S has already denied that yesterday…I wonder what grounds he is applying for a stay today, “We’re losing, and if Stabby gets up and talks, we’re cooked?”

        • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 9:59 am

          It’s hard to decipher, lots of big lawyer terms in there but I take it Heavy D’s trying to go above the Judge’s head right?

  74. Good morning Eggy & All…
    I have an awful feeling that Stabby is going to stategically sabotage her trial using the excuse of ineffective council…sure hope she DOES get up on the stand today, but my intuition is niggling at me…I hope I’m just paranoid and my inner voice is working over-time.

    • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 9:08 am

      Morning red, it’s hard to have too much faith in things going smoothly!

      • Morning Ria…thanks for the validation…good to know that I’m not the only one with wanning faith. I see that you posted Nurmi is attempting to get a stay of sentencing. Big surprise here…is there anything else left in the bottom of the bag of tricks?! No doubt that we’ll find out in a few minutes!

  75. GM to all I might have missed! 🙂
    This is sort of like Christmas morning, waiting, tee he hee…..

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 9:28 am

      ughhh I wish this would of taken place yesterday when I had ALL DAY…

      Now i have 1 1/2 hrs….to see what happens… Please Judge… please start on time..

      Over here willing her to do so….. *grunts* LOL!

    • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 9:37 am

      Morning Eggy B! HLN said a podium has just been brought in and placed in front of the jury section.

  76. Would anyone mind if I slapped JVM? Didn’t think so….

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 9:35 am

      LOL!!! She’s beyond annoying! Her stuffed up nose type way of speaking is enough to put me on edge! *Should be grateful that HLN is not on my channel lineup!
      I’ll definitely be checking this blog on breaks for updates!

    • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 9:39 am

      Did you see the tape outline of the death penalty cell they set up on the sidewalk? Oh brother!

  77. Where’s that live link for the tweets? I can’t find it from yesterday…
    Anybody???

  78. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 9:41 am

    Morning all, are we ready to have some buush*t shovelled our way? 🙂

  79. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 9:41 am

    Wild about Trial’s latest tweet:
    hWillmott just arrived in a dark salmony brownish outfit. She is talking to Nurmi about the nuances of a good chicken wing move. #JodiArias

  80. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 9:42 am

    stoopid tiny f’n keyboard

  81. Posted by Franny Brill on May 21, 2013 at 9:43 am

    Check this one 😆

    Sent from my iPad

  82. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 9:43 am

    All the eggs safe after yesterday?

  83. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 9:43 am

    Stabby’s in the house, wearing all black. She went into chambers with her attorneys.

  84. MaryEllen Resendez @maryellenabc15

    #jodiarias defense asked Judge 4 “stay” to seek special action relief with AZ Supreme Ct. I checked –No motions filed yet w/AZ Supreme Ct

  85. Posted by Sully on May 21, 2013 at 9:47 am

    I guess she was just kidding about wanting that death penalty thingy.

  86. Ya, know since this is supposedly the last hearing for a while, you’d think the bastards could just start on time for once!! I’m really sick of it. Heavy and Patch should get their fat asses in there sooner to talk to Sherry!! grrrrr

  87. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 9:49 am

    Uggghhhh, get Jane’s muzzle on!

  88. Posted by Laurel on May 21, 2013 at 9:51 am

    Unbelievable that this trial NEVER starts on time!

    Also shocking that the Alexander family has to be back in chambers with Stabby and her wanna-be-outta-there-attorneys.
    It has to be hard for Samantha and Steven not to kick her a**

    What crap will Stabby pull today? It’ll be something disgusting for sure!

    • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 9:55 am

      The talking heads think she wants to get up there and ask for the death penalty and that her lawyers are trying to talk her out of it.

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 9:55 am

      I’d want to kick her.*ss too, but going back in chambers.when allowed is by choice. The vixtim’s rights in AZ guarantee a victim’s family can be in any proceeding that the defendant has a right to attend. Wouldn’t think ex-parte attorney-client.stuff would include that though.

    • Posted by pfenix on May 21, 2013 at 10:06 am

      DP Mitigator and Jodi’s mother went outside to talk, tweeted by Wild about Trial. Everyone else is in chambers.

  89. As we widen our arses and burn out our hard drives, FOR NO REASON!!! grrrrr

    • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 10:02 am

      ROFL! That’s why I’m not even bothering to pour myself a drink over any of it this week, I’m not wasting good beer for 10 minutes of Stabby.

  90. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 9:59 am

    just kill me now.

  91. Ok, that’s it! *********THE BAR IS NOW OFFICIALLY OPEN!!*********
    Step right up ladies and gents…

  92. Posted by pfenix on May 21, 2013 at 10:03 am

    FASHION REPORT:

    From Wild About Trial

    Nurmi is here in light tan outfit with a tie that my father might have worn after a shopping spree at JC Penny about 40 years

    Juan has medium gray suit with a dark blue tie.

    The lovely @bethkaras has on a full salmon outfit today. I will try to find out the designer at break.

    Jodi dressed in all black.

  93. MaryEllen Resendez @maryellenabc15

    #JuanMartinez both return to courtroom and Samantha is now whispering to each #travisalexander family member one by one.

    ReplyRetweetFavorite

  94. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 10:10 am

    12:07 PMMaryEllen Resendez @maryellenabc15#JuanMartinez both return to courtroom and Samantha is now whispering to each #travisalexander family member one by one.

    Does this mean we are close??!?!?

  95. OK, maybe…soon….. UGH!!!!

  96. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 10:11 am

    LOL!!! great minds Carol!!!

  97. Posted by Laurel on May 21, 2013 at 10:12 am

    wHY DID i bother to completely arrange my morning around a 9:30 start time?
    I should have known better, sigh.
    Ya think 10:30 may be it?

  98. Posted by pfenix on May 21, 2013 at 10:13 am

    Wild About Trial @WildAboutTrial

    Prosecution and two Travis’ sisters just came out. Flores and Juan went into side room by me. He was moving fast

    Juan and Samantha just came out of side room. Juan is talking to both sisters.

    Juan and Flores are seated. SIsters didn’t look upset to me from what others seem to be saying. Defense and #JodiArias are still in chambers

  99. From Vivian Powell Phillips Wild About Trial @WildAboutTrial 1m
    Juan and Flores are seated. SIsters didn’t look upset to me from what others seem to be saying. Defense and #JodiArias are still in chambers

  100. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 10:18 am

    Judge: “Jodi, are you really going to ask for death?”

    Nurmi muttering under his breath “I’ll kill her for free”

  101. Posted by pfenix on May 21, 2013 at 10:19 am

    Manovan…I mean Donovan not seen in court today either. No new tweets either on Jodi’s account.

  102. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 10:20 am

    I’m waiting for the judge to accidentally refer to the defendant as “Stabby”, thus proving my theory that she reads this blog.

  103. Drink special today: Hang ’em High. 🙂 blended, on the rocks or a horse trough version.

  104. MaryEllen Resendez @maryellenabc15

    Defense Assistant and #jodiarias mother are whispering to one another. Family seems to know what’s happening. They did come in later.

    ReplyRetweetFavorite

  105. Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 21, 2013 at 10:28 am

    The Stabber is making sure her lip gloss and mascara are on and Perky didn’t want to lend her hers, (but she finally caved)…
    hence the delay.
    But hey, a girl’s got to look her best as she is given the DP.

    *And to think I blew off a roots and highlights appt for this.*

  106. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 10:28 am

    Okay, we’re now an hour late…

  107. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 10:29 am

    WTH Stabby!!?

  108. MaryEllen Resendez @maryellenabc15

    #jodiarias younger brother missing from court today. Sister Angela wearing polka dot dress instead of a “Survivor” T-shirt

    ReplyRetweetFavorite

  109. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 10:30 am

    I could have been attempting to sleep!

    • I know jen, I got up early and rushed the dog through the park. UGH!!!

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 10:33 am

        They’re going over the judge’s head I bet. Ugh, next word of the week: delay

        • Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 21, 2013 at 10:38 am

          Jenniferlyn,
          I am fearing you sre right.
          Something is not right here…AGAIN !!

          Just heard on HLN (for what THAT is worth) that the mitigation/snazzy dresser specialist is with Stabby right now.

      • Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 21, 2013 at 10:34 am

        And then there is the Alexander family……God only knows what those people have had to cancel, postpone, decline, not do..etc. etc…
        This is just WRONG !!!

  110. This blows…. Drink anyone???

  111. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 10:34 am

    ty I’m good. 🙂

  112. Posted by Marnie Paige on May 21, 2013 at 10:34 am

    Am dying to know what she’s up to. We can be sure it’s about her control OR the 2 buffoons trying to pull something.

  113. jose miguel @reporterjmiguel

    The natives are getting restless. Waiting on #jodiarias and the attorneys to come out of chambers

    ReplyRetweetFavorite DAAAHH, YA THINK???!!!!

  114. MaryEllen Resendez @maryellenabc15

    #jodiarias seems relieved — and whispers to defense assistance and is escorted to holding cell

    ReplyRetweetFavorite OH, NOOOOOOO!!!!!

  115. MaryEllen Resendez @maryellenabc15

    Valerie the Bailiff grabbed papers of #jodiarias Judge’s desk and returned to chambers

    ReplyRetweetFavorite

  116. Elizabeth Erwin @elizabetherwin

    Nurmi leaving the courtroom, Willmott still here. #JodiArias

    ReplyRetweetFavorite

  117. jose miguel @reporterjmiguel

    Nurmi and Willmott have left the courtroom. No one seems to know what is going on

    ReplyRetweetFavorite

  118. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 10:37 am

    Speak Stabby, speak! (throws a dog treat at her head)

  119. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 10:38 am

    ACCCCCKKKKKKK!!! I’ll have to work soon… i’ll have to set this thing aside and concentrate on the days work of making people look mahveleous!!!! 😉

  120. Posted by Marnie Paige on May 21, 2013 at 10:39 am

    I predict there will be no court today. Too much wandering in and out by too many people.

  121. Well, I’ll be damned, AGAIN!!!!! grrrrr

  122. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 10:40 am

    Nurmi and Willmott have left the courtroom. No one seems to know what is going onReplyRetweetFavorite

    craaaaaaap… oh well … you guys keep me posted!

  123. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 10:40 am

    lol the mitigation specialist is telling the judge, “we went thru her WHOLE LIFE judge, there is NOTHING we can use!”

  124. Posted by Jerry Lee Lewis on May 21, 2013 at 10:41 am

    Great Balls of Fire send the bitch to my house! They don’t call me The Killer for nothing!

  125. HLN:
    1:28 p.m. ET: From HLN’s producer in the courtroom: We are in a holding pattern. Prosecutor and Flores remain at counsel table waiting patiently. Jodi and her attorneys remain in chambers. The mitigation specialist Maria Delarosa also waits for ex-parte hearing to end.

  126. Elizabeth Erwin @elizabetherwin

    Found something on the state appellate court website that says Arias vs. Judge Stephens…trying to open it now. #JodiArias

    ReplyRetweetFavorite

  127. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 10:47 am

    Beth Karas believes it’s still going forward today.

  128. Any body got anything yet on what’s happening? UGH

  129. It is around 1:30 pm where I live. Outside, there is a steady drizzle as the sky rumbles with thunder promising a much-needed rain.
    Curled up in my favorite chair with a mug of cocoa and my cat Kozie, we are patiently awaiting the JA trial AKA (Travis and his family’s justice) to begin.

    Although I am a newbie and I cannot drink alcohol due to heath reasons, I wanted to share with you,a sobering realization that hit me as I pondered at how many other people all around the world were/are praying for the “light of truth” to shine through this creatures dark web of lies.

    Also, I know it is fun to parody Stabby and her jaw-dropping laundry-list of faults and failures; her three- ring- circus of representation, however I want to ask if any egg-posters on here would please take Juan’s “two minutes of silence”, and pray for Travis, his justice, family, and their family’s and the jury, and their sanity…

  130. They said the father, mom and sister left the courtroom. Why? No toad eyed brother there today.

  131. MaryEllen Resendez @maryellenabc15

    AZ supreme court tells #abc15 @CoreyABC15 #jodiarias defense inquired 2day on filing a “stay” for special action

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  132. steve krafft @SKrafftFox10

    #jodiarias #fox10 Two deputies just came back into courtroom. Looks like we will get started. And here’s Jodi.

    ReplyRetweetFavorite

  133. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 10:52 am

    Judge is going to speak, Jodi’s standing with her mitigation expert. No lawyers.

  134. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 10:53 am

    Never mind, her lawyers are there now.

  135. Nice tat on the whole back of goth sister.

  136. Hi to you too Carol EB. Deep breath and here we go…

  137. Heavy is really red!

  138. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 10:55 am

    Pothead Patty was supposed to testify as to the abuse Stabby suffered as an adult??? They hadn’t even seen each other in years I thought.

  139. get out a BIG shovel…

  140. Whoa…What did I miss??? I just stepped out for a second!!

  141. Elizabeth Erwin @elizabetherwin

    Judge reminds jury #JodiArias is NOT under oath right now.

    ReplyRetweetFavorite

  142. more fricking lies…..

    • Posted by Jerry Lee Lewis on May 21, 2013 at 11:01 am

      This shit is priceless….

    • Posted by pfenix on May 21, 2013 at 11:09 am

      Not bad presentation though full of lies and self-serving.

      OMG she showed the t-shirt. Don’t care what people think she said!

      Ooooh, Ms. Martyr can do so much as Queen of the prison population for the her poor peasants.
      How about the family and their drugs.
      Oh, look at the boyfriends I didn’t kill…WTH!!!!
      Wonder if Martinez will throw up Travis’ autopsy photo in response.

  143. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • They’re sitting right over there, but they can’t get up and speak to you, because they refuse to perjurer themselves!

  144. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 11:00 am

    Not to be off topic here, but is Nurmi wearing pink and yellow socks?

  145. who cares about her hair?????

  146. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 11:01 am

    I’ll be good, I swear, I’ll even cut my hair!

  147. Oh. MY. God. Eggy, are you physic? You called it. Everything coming out of her lying mouth. I am in awe of you…

  148. she’s got NOTHING…………

  149. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 11:02 am

    NOT THE SURVIVOR SHIRTS!! Um NOT ABUSED!!

  150. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 11:02 am

    I’m a bit behind, my hubby called so I had to pause it. I want to see proof that she donated her hair.

  151. LIAR!!! proceeds NOT going to survivors…………..

  152. Posted by Jerry Lee Lewis on May 21, 2013 at 11:03 am

    I think 12 of the “some people” who don’t believe are sitting right in front of you, cupcake.

  153. I’m gonna puke………….

  154. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 11:04 am

    Travis will never get to see his kids like this because xof you, Stabby.

  155. Who gives a shit, really????

  156. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 11:05 am

    Patty and her daughter were threatened by who? Where’s the police report? I need proof I tell you!!!

  157. Ugh!! Now she sullied Charles Dickens?

  158. Posted by Sully on May 21, 2013 at 11:07 am

    I’m surprised she didn’t create a family scrapbook for each of the jurors.

  159. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 11:07 am

    Stabby’s ENTIRE life in a series of slides…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

  160. owww, Darryl gonna be pissed!!

  161. aghhhh, does this suck!!

  162. How about I did the wrong thing. I stole TA’s life and destroyed his fam.

  163. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 11:09 am

    No you will NOT be at your sister’s wedding Stabby. Just like Travis was not at Tanisha’s wedding in 2010.

  164. Posted by Sully on May 21, 2013 at 11:09 am

    If she has such a cadre of close friends, why aren’t any of them testifying? I think she’s walking through some revisionist history right now.

  165. Where’s the ‘I’m sorry’? bitch? Who’s fault is it you’re in there?

  166. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 11:10 am

    It’s art display time! Cue the muffled laughter from the jury.

  167. Crap art, this blows

  168. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 11:11 am

    tracing photos is NOT art.

  169. Posted by Jerry Lee Lewis on May 21, 2013 at 11:12 am

    I fully expect to hear sawing and hammering coming from the jury room. They are gonna construct a gallows and hang her lying ass right there.

  170. Posted by Sully on May 21, 2013 at 11:12 am

    Oh, I see. She did not want to have the trial. As I recall, you blackmailed the victim’s family and told them that if they didn’t agree to a plea deal, you’d drag their brother through the mud.

  171. Posted by pfenix on May 21, 2013 at 11:12 am

    Oh the artwork was shown. Whaaa, Whaaa, no more oil paintings for you.

  172. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 11:12 am

    Don’t worry Stabby, you didn’t hurt Travis’ name at all. You allowed us all to get to know what a wonderful and special young man he was.

  173. Posted by Sully on May 21, 2013 at 11:13 am

    Ah ha. One more passive aggreessive swipe at the victim. “When I was on the stand, I HAD to tell the truth!”

  174. And there it is…’I didn’t want to go to trial…’ It was forced on me. They forced me to drag his name thru the mud.

  175. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 11:14 am

    the spiders thank you, the Alexander Family…not so much.

  176. Posted by Mindus on May 21, 2013 at 11:14 am

    Just more self-serving self-pity. I hope the entire jury is wise to this.

  177. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 11:14 am

    “IF” I get life, he won’t have to…what does that mean? If she doesn’t get Life he will have to?

  178. Posted by pfenix on May 21, 2013 at 11:15 am

    Still blaming the jury for the verdict. Back peddling on give me death and freedom. Now, please let me be queen of the prison population. Vomitious!!!!

  179. Posted by Marnie Paige on May 21, 2013 at 11:15 am

    Sickening. All about her….no indication of remorse or being sorry. Donating her hair and “teaching” – too much.

  180. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 11:15 am

    Is she done?

  181. no remorse, no I’m sorry, still sticking to her story all the way..
    This should take 5 min for the jury

  182. Corey Rangel @CoreyABC15
    #JodiArias: this was the worst mistake of my life. To this day hard to believe I was capable of it
    4 minutes ago Reply

  183. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 11:19 am

    Darrell’s there?

  184. Jinkasaurus looks like she was crying. REALLY? Com’on Jink…she’s a LIAR!!!

  185. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 11:19 am

    Is that young dark haired girl Travis’ fourth sister?

    • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 11:22 am

      I’m not sure, I’m only really familiar with Samantha and Tanisha.

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 11:25 am

        I saw the blonde on the memorial video, but the dark haired girl 2 over from the blonde looks a lot like Travis.

        • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 11:30 am

          There’s Samantha with the really dark hair, the one that gave the victim impact. Tanisha’s the one with the really high cheek bones then yes, there’s the one with the blonde one with the full cheeks. I’m not sure of her name. The only other dark haired girl I see is next to Deanna, I don’t know who she is.

          • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 11:31 am

            Okay, some of that made no sense at all and I’m not even drinking lol. I meant there’s the blonde one with the full cheeks…not technically blonde but blonde streaks in her hair.

            • Posted by pfenix on May 21, 2013 at 11:43 am

              I call her Samantha Jr. She makes me cry when she gets upset, she is just too cute!!!

              • Posted by Kristen Shumway on May 21, 2013 at 11:49 am

                The sister with the blonde streaks in her hair is Hillary Alexander Wilcox. She had a baby about the time the trial started, so she hasn’t been there every day with the other siblings.

  186. Shouldn’t the mother be crying or something?

  187. Posted by Laurel on May 21, 2013 at 11:23 am

    Stabby’s sickening lies, attempts at manipulation and character asassination continue.
    Ugh. Hope the jury sees through this as clearly as we all do and gives her what she deserves – DP!

  188. That is what Demons do well bea, they lie. However THIS Demon is scary good at it. However we are NOT (here at eggy central) THAT gullible. DP please jury!

  189. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 11:24 am

    They’re back

  190. Why’d they send them out then?? WTH!!!???

  191. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 11:26 am

    Does anyone have any ballpark figures on how long juries usually deliberate at this part?

  192. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 11:28 am

    wink, wink, we know you read the blog judge, no words necessary. 😉

  193. Posted by jenniferlyn AKA Nurmi's FUGLY SOCKS on May 21, 2013 at 11:29 am

    My new name for the day.

  194. Posted by jenniferlyn AKA Nurmi's FUGLY SOCKS on May 21, 2013 at 11:30 am

    the party of the first party….OMG

  195. nothing, from the butcher. ??????????? Should she be worried now? YESSS

  196. Posted by jenniferlyn AKA Nurmi's FUGLY SOCKS on May 21, 2013 at 11:31 am

    Yep, she’s going to get LWOP. I feel it.

  197. Cocktail anyone? 🙂

    • Posted by pfenix on May 21, 2013 at 11:47 am

      I have some slamming drink specials for you today.

      Think you will start a new link for this afternoon???

  198. Posted by Sully on May 21, 2013 at 11:33 am

    Ya know. The thought just occurred to me. Maybe Stabby is angling to be a public speaker, just like her victim. If so, could be the complete theft of his life.

  199. Posted by jenniferlyn AKA Nurmi's FUGLY SOCKS on May 21, 2013 at 11:33 am

    to quote Heavy, “they don’t kill uglies”

  200. MaryEllen Resendez @maryellenabc15

    #JuanMartinez will give a presser 90 minutes after the verdict is announced. Each media member will have a chance to speak with him

    COOLLLLLLL!!!!

  201. Posted by jenniferlyn AKA Nurmi's FUGLY SOCKS on May 21, 2013 at 11:33 am

    wow, great observation!

  202. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 11:35 am

    Some chick behind Stabby’s mom was dozing off.

  203. MaryEllen Resendez @maryellenabc15

    #travisalexander family is expected to also make a post verdict statement. No word yet on #jodiarias family

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  204. Posted by Sully on May 21, 2013 at 11:36 am

    She had to control this final act. (“I’m ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille!”) And in this drama, she couldn’t count on witnesses to say exactly what she wanted. If not allowed to coach them, how could she trust her attorneys to do that correctly? After all, they have proven themselves to be nincompoops, who know diddly about the law (in her mind.) So, she was free (since not open to questioning) to paint any kind of Norman Rockwell picture she wanted, without fear that someone would mess of the paint. I am sure she is quite pleased with her performance.

  205. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 11:37 am

    enough already sheesh

  206. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 11:40 am

    they will never give her the DP after that performance.

  207. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 11:42 am

    and THERE is the smug Stabby we know so well.

  208. Posted by Lee Wright on May 21, 2013 at 11:43 am

    It was like she was giving a presentation at work, with slides, only the powerpoint was missing.. big mistake bringing the tee shirt out, and the dig about her being abuse victim….. never said she was sorry, just cold and motionless …. didn’t buy any of it! She should have been down on her knees weeping and ringing her hands and begging for her life….. and saying “I’m sorry!”

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 11:45 am

      those are the 2 words that would definitely save her life, but she doesn’t lie well….

    • Yup, Lee, it was a sorry ass speech, those stupid photos from 10 years ago, who cares?? We don’t!

    • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 11:49 am

      Very big mistake with the t-shirt! Esp. when she said “I know some people don’t believe I was a victim of domestic violence but they’re entitled to their opinion”. The jury has already stated with their verdict of Premeditated murder in the 1st degree that they don’t believe your BS Stabby!

  209. MaryEllen Resendez @maryellenabc15

    #jodiarias reasons 4 life:
    -Will donate hair 2 locks of love
    -teach spanish to inmates
    -start a recycle program
    -raise money for DV victims

    ReplyRetweetFavorite
    HA & HA & HA & HAAAAAAA. She should kiss my right cheek with her reasons. 😉

    • Aren’t most of the inmates there Mexican to begin with and she’s gonna teach them THEIR language??!! AH,HAHAHAHA!!! What a goof!!!

    • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 11:52 am

      And make friends with big bull dykes so she can organize putting hits out on JM and Flores.

      • She will Ria, if she gets life. She will become the princess of the prison. Nice ring to it and something to be really proud of. NOT!

        • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 12:00 pm

          I believe she really will. This sounds like I’m making up a fake stabby story but I swear it’s true. My ex husband’s uncle’s student was murdered by his brother, along with the parents. The grandpa, who lived with them, was the only who wasn’t killed. The brother tried to put a hit out on him from jail…he was snitched on, thankfully but it’s not out of the realm of possibility at all. It happens! I remember seeing a story on ID channel where a guy killed his wife and then tried to have her parents snuffed out from behind bars.

          If she gets life, there’s a whole bunch of people who need to watch their backs!

  210. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 11:47 am

    She can kiss my left one on the way.back lol

  211. That ‘art’ work she showed today; way to pick the shit from the bottom of the barrel, hey? LOL!!!

  212. Posted by pfenix on May 21, 2013 at 11:54 am

    Good God, I need a drink after JoDie’s diatribe!
    Ms. Barkeep, may I recommend the following drink specials?

    1. Dead Lawyer: made with Cherry Liqueur, Creme de Cacao, Vermouth,.
    2. Pure F*cking Mayhem: made with Cola, Grain Alcohol, Ice, Rum,.
    3. Prison Bitch: made with Amaretto, Cranberry juice, Orange juice, Triple Sec, Vodka,.
    4. Slippery Prison Bitch: mad with Amaretto, Coffee Beans ,Grain Alcohol, Irish Cream, Sambuca,.
    5. Soul Stealer: made with Sloe gin, Southern Comfort, Vodka, Juice
    6. Death Sentence: made with Bourbon, Rum, Jagermeister
    7. Death Row: made with Lime, Salt, Tabasco, Tequila

    From http://www.idrink.com/jailprison.html if you want the full recipe. Enjoy chicks and peeps!!!!!

  213. Posted by Jerry Lee Lewis on May 21, 2013 at 11:55 am

    It really is amazing she found time to GROW HER HAIR between the press conferences, witness tampering, fitacuffs with the other girls, contraband smuggling and public relations planning with our Lady of Pyromania Donovan. Oh, and she’s gonna work side by side with Sheriff Joe to green the prison. How is she gonna teach sign language with that horrible deformed finger??? She is overcoming this disfuguring, domestic violence related injury to help other! What a gal! That wicked awesome Tshirt design is breathtaking! See, to me, it just looked like the word “Survivor” but I didn’t study art under my Jr. High art teacher so I have no training in the arts.

  214. Time to pray.
    Also, may Travis’s voice be heard through Juan once again in the closing.
    Let us raise our glasses/cups/bottles to his instant success and her ultimate demise in the form of a DP from each juror.
    Did any of you get creepy chills as she was happily laying out her red-carpeted version of “Stabby goes to Prison?”
    It is scary enough dealing with her thousands of trolls on the outside, God help us all if she can just as easily gather new recruits from the inside!

  215. Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 21, 2013 at 11:57 am

    Okay, I am going on record…
    Jury WILL gve DP !!

    Why?
    Not because of her slick, smug, self-righteous “performance”..
    But because the jury has to go down the line of the mitgators and judge if they are valid or bogus.
    Good friends? Where are they? Patti Potty was only “one”..
    Abusive childhood which she “told” the jury was there, on the stand…..and then does the photo collage of “happy Arias family”…either way, she lied to the jury !!
    Good person….uhh, speaks for itself.

    But the #1 missing element was “I am sorry I killed Travis Alexander” !!!
    Doesn’t count about *sorry to his family* and *sorry to her family*….
    She needed to SAY IT about TRAVIS. The jury needed to hear that.

    She wants to be the prison version of Alice LaLa, with students in rapt attention at her every word. And the inhouse Book CLub moderator.
    This jury sees *who she is*..and also what *she wants* to be.
    DP !!!!

    Etc, Etc….

    • Right, De, they’ve got her number all right! 😉 The fricking gall to stand there and spiel all that crap with the pics! UGH!

    • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 12:05 pm

      She started out pretty good but it downhill quickly and turned into the Stabby show. That stupid t-shirt was a big mistake but she’s her own worst enemy. I hope Juan knows the Women’s Shelter of Long Beach has come out and publicly stated they are not affiliated with her or her t-shirts in any way. So now it’s just some mystery org. where the money from her ugly shirts are going?

    • Posted by pfenix on May 21, 2013 at 12:09 pm

      Money to her family of course, Ria, she is there new cash cow.

      She now realizes she need socialization in prison, and she can’t have a girlfriend on death Row.

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 21, 2013 at 12:45 pm

      Agree with you De-. She didn’t say she’s sorry because she isn’t. She’s only sorry about her own skin., I say she’ll get the DP too.

  216. Oh, Queen Egg, we are over 530 now with the comments. Keep going???

  217. JoDie said she’s never been to prison. WTH? Where does she think she’s been the last 5 years? Daaahhhhh.

    • She doesn’t remember, she was in a fog!

      • oh, yea, I forgot…………

        • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 12:28 pm

          She’s been in jail…I think that’s easy street compared to prison life. But Stabby’s going to make it the most fun place ever!

          • Posted by Sully on May 21, 2013 at 12:47 pm

            She can institute many new improvements in prison:
            1. Establish the post of President of her class, um, I mean cellblock
            2. Outline decorating guidelines for each cell with Stabby teaching decorating tips weekly
            3. Sponsor an Iron Chef Slammer Cook-Off with a neat prize funded by sale of artwork. (wha..? copywri..? son of sa..? Okay, will have to rethink that one.)
            4. Lobby for the number of appliances per cell to increase from 2 to at least 6+. 5. Add grounded power cords to each cell (see item 4.)
            6. Do a cupcake fundraiser to pay for monthly inmate outings to nightcl…(wha?..only 1 hr per week. Okay will have to rethink that one.)
            7. Scratch item 6. Do a cupcake fundraiser to pay for cupcakes to be served at weekly mixer for the 1 hour of free time outside of cell.

            Who needs prison reform. We have Stabby!

            • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 1:18 pm

              Don’t forget the book club meetings, all overseen by Stabby herself. The singing competitions, with Stabby as the “Simon Cowell” of prison. All these will really be ploys for her to pass secret messages back and forth because we KNOW she’s going to get up to no good in there.

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 9:39 pm

      omg!! how fuuuunnny!!!

  218. They’re playing the slander speech again. UGH!! forks in my ears now……

    • I LOVE the forks in the eyes…now forks in the ears! Bwahahahahaha!

    • Listening to the replay, too Egg Beater, and I can’t help but wonder if this family that she is talking about is the same abusive family that beat her and put her down…But now they are holding a picture of her so she can be a part of their holidays??? They must be sorry that they were so mean to her, now.

  219. Posted by NancyB on May 21, 2013 at 12:16 pm

    She calls butchering Travis “a mistake”. Enough said.

    • Taneshia looks like she is about to jump over that little barrier and take her out right now! Poor Taneshia. I feel so badly for their family!

  220. Posted by NancyB on May 21, 2013 at 12:23 pm

    Too bad Juan can’t replay her throat slit gesture to Samantha after her VIS!!!!
    Mickee D caught it and there is absolutely NO doubt how intentional that gesture is. She is true EVIL personified!

    The gesture is at 36:04 but start it a few seconds prior. Unbelievable.

    • Thanks Nancy for that. I caught that last night too. bitch.

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 12:36 pm

        Idon’t see that at all, looks like she’s wiping her chin to me, but I could never see the “picture within the picture” in those pixelated 3D images either, so ?

        • Jen, hit the pause button on the bottom left when you get to 36:04. She knows sign language and it’s suppose to mean death or cut the throat. bitch

          • I agree that this was a deliberate throat slicing gesture. When you are on trial for your life in front of millions of viewers with national coverage you are circumspect in all of your actions. Jodi is very self aware, and does NOTHING spontaneously. IMO

  221. They’re all on coke and crack over at:
    http://www.wptv.com/generic/news/national/Jodi-Arias-trial-live-video
    Speeding up the vid going crazy. It’s great!! The whole trial should’ve been this fast!

  222. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 21, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    Stabby: how DARE those douchebag attorneys…they want to “save” me, and insisted I read this total bullsh*t statement to that f*cked up jury that slready convicted my a**, but the joke’s on them cuz I’M NOT SORRY!!

  223. Posted by NancyB on May 21, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    She lied AGAIN saying that ALL proceeds from T shirts donated – on Dono’s twitter & that fan club blog it specifically states a portion of $$ from sales will be donated -when we ALL know she & her scam cohorts pocketed every dime. Oh and not allowing the jury to know all the scams with her BS art and how much $$$ she’s made. She practically incorporated while in jail. I just pray the jury does not waver – please – death is the rightful verdict.

  224. Posted by Jeanjeanne on May 21, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    OMG! We ALl knew she was planning to implement “programs” to better the lives of her indigent roomies ( and basically become Queen behind bars, but WHO thought she would be frickin stupid and narcissistic enough to think that the jurors would say, “Well , okey dokey then, if you promise to donate your hair and have book club meetings , then alrighty your’e off the hook for the despicable murder. Now, go, do good!” What a PYSCHO! Please let them see through this, too!

  225. What time are they back?
    I think I get my union break time now. brb

  226. Posted by Lulu's Mom on May 21, 2013 at 12:41 pm

    So the only apology during that nineteen minutes of Me Me Me was for putting a slide in the projector backwards????? (didn’t even matter) But the world will be a better place because Jodi will start a re-cycling program. Pitiful

  227. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 1:12 pm

    Great comments! Now off to find the video to put all these pieces together!

    Although youg guys painted a pretty realistic picture of the proceedings..

    *there is probably a new thread…going to check that too!!! 😉

  228. Posted by mcollins on May 21, 2013 at 1:18 pm

    Some of the ‘highlights’ of today’s powerpoint presentation… “I never intended to drag Travis’ name through the mud…I never wanted to expose Travis’ dark secrets, or my own… I never wanted to go through a trial.. I had no choice but to get up on the stand and answer the questions posed to me…My childhood friend wanted to come and testify on my behalf, but she was unable due to threats made on her life and her family’s life….Some people may not agree that I’m a survivor of domestic violence but they’re entitled to their opinion.. If my life is shortened, the people it will hurt most is my family, and I’ve already hurt them so badly…” really? This is all ya got? Pretty weak…

  229. I emailed Egg for a new thread. I’ll post it as soon as it comes in. 😉

  230. Oh, heaven help us all, this bitch again. puke….

  231. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 1:21 pm

    OMG It’s back on!

    • I wish Wilma would sit down, and be quite. I cannot wait until Juan gets up he’ll tell the truth who stabby is as the devils daughter.

  232. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 1:21 pm

    ughhhh just in time for Velma…. annoying!!

  233. Posted by Laurel on May 21, 2013 at 1:21 pm

    Did you notice that Stabby had NO need of her glasses when writing notes before the jury came in – and then whipped them on as soon as they entered?
    I KNEW the glasses were just a prop!

    • Yes, Laurel, fake all the way to the end.

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 1:27 pm

      We said the same thing…not one other picture of her prior , with anything but sunglasses.
      What value will the jury hold to ANYTHING the defense has to say now??
      As if we believe a word anything that spews from her mouth…

      ooooh Velma got a little fiesty…knowing this is her “last stand”

      Just booted up the youtube of the demons statement… she actually was HAPPY to
      be on the stage to speak… this started back on (actually almost on time! shocker!)

      Jennifer…can you please help me understand the meaning of mitigating factor……
      ACKKKKKK!!!

  234. This power point really sucks!!! hahahaha!! I have to turn down this volume. screeeeeeeech ugh

  235. yes, Patch, it was all lies, wake the frick up you dumb broad….

  236. Posted by mcollins on May 21, 2013 at 1:28 pm

    You know, she really needs to NOT sound so angry! She’s already pissed off this jury countless times with her ” ‘jecshunmyweproach?” and then stompin’ up to the bench and wavin’ her arms ~ only to do it all over again in 3.5 seconds… NOWWW….she’s gonna YELL AT THESE PEOPLE??? wow….talk about having absolutely NO discernment whatsoever about people or communication.

  237. good things Patch about JoDie, nope, got ‘nuttin’.
    Does she think that by bitching at the jury, it is gonna help? What a buffon!! UGH!

  238. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 1:30 pm

    Wow, Stabby made it the whopping age of 27 without committing a crime. What an amazing feat. Only because Travis never pursued the tire slashing charges.

    • I was thinking that too, Ria! We must be amazing people to go an entire 27 years without killing one single person! I think we deserve a pat on the back!

  239. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 1:33 pm

    “She’s obviously not a one demonsinial character… We ALL know she is a 3 demonsinial one!!!”

    spelling intentional!!!

  240. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 1:34 pm

    HAH listen to Chris Hughes talk about her behavior at PPL meetings! She put on a show in front of a mirror, shaking her hair back and forth and puckering her lips, then looking over to make sure all the men were checking her out!!! Hardly professional.

  241. Hey, what kind of co. hires a high school drop out? What does that say about them?

  242. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 1:36 pm

    Oh NOW Velma understands the meaning of ‘tradgectory”???? ughhhh!!

  243. STHU Patch and stop yelling at them! They may jump over that railing and kill you!!
    I can’t take this shit anymore!
    Who needs a drink besides me?

  244. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 1:37 pm

    ROFL LOL HAHAHAHA…she could have been a famous artist or a defense attorney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 1:40 pm

      She thought she was eh?? Standing up there with her power point…uuuughhhh!

  245. Throw mama from the train!

  246. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 1:39 pm

    Oh now, we’re throwing dad under the bus, while the guy sits there despite his immense health problems.

    • I know, right? Can you believe that they can do this to him. Besides, didn’t she just say that he is one of the reasons she wants to live? Wasn’t the birth of the sister a great thing as she watched her mother’s tummy grow? WTF is this?

      • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 1:44 pm

        They can’t pick a side Bea, one minute she should live because she has such a loving family. The next minute she should live because she had such a horrible upbringing.

  247. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 1:39 pm

    “…….. it all changed with a whaaap of a wooden spoon….”

    ughhhhhhhhh How many kids who get grounded and disciplined go out and masacre someone….

    Nowww the family gets thrown under the bus…where is that family portrait?? All of the family peeking out from under the bus?!?

  248. Posted by Sully on May 21, 2013 at 1:39 pm

    The defense is going to attempt to make the jury feel guilty about voting for the death penalty. Like it’s THEIR fault that the convicted murdered savagely stalked and premeditately killed her prey. Yeah, right, it’s the jury’s fault. I guess it’s also their fault that they drew the short straw and landed on this jury, put their life on hold for 5 months, showed up on time for the proceedings only to be told to “wait” or “go home” due to the shennanigans of the DT.

    Barkeep!!

  249. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 1:40 pm

    Ok ok, I get it…Jenny’s career as a defense attorney is over so she’s trying out her new comedy routine on us.

  250. Posted by pfenix on May 21, 2013 at 1:40 pm

    Wilma talking about Jodi chasing her brother around…REALLY…if I was a jurist it would remind me how she chased Travis down stabbing him till she got him on the ground to slash his throat.

  251. Posted by Sully on May 21, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    I don’t suppose she is going to mention a baseball bat, is she?

  252. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 1:42 pm

    OMG Bartender!!!!!!!! The jury has ALREADY decided Stabby is guilty…why is Jenny rehashing it all? She’s GUILTY!

  253. Posted by Sully on May 21, 2013 at 1:43 pm

    I noticed that Stabby has brought out the bent finger prominently displayed slapped against her yap.

  254. Funny, it was an excuse to kill last week! Why the change of heart, Wilma?

  255. Where’s that buzzer from Office Max when you need it?! Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz, time’s up bitch. STHU and STFD!!!!

    • SO SAY WE ALL!

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 1:48 pm

      hash hash and rehash it all over again…..

      Sooo now she is agree with Dr. DeMarte?? HA!!! Bringing up Samuels lame testimony!!!

      BRING ON JUAN!!!!!

  256. DRINKS AND BARF BUCKETS FREE ON THE HOUSE!! 😀

  257. I kind of think that Prom Queen Reject just sealed the deal…If there was any sympathy for JA when she spoke on her own behalf, Wilma’s trashing TA and her own family …AGAIN…will only piss the Jury off…I know it’s pissing me off!!!

    • Posted by Terri LaValle on May 21, 2013 at 1:51 pm

      Wilmott is not the brightest light bulb in the courtroom that’s for sure………

  258. OMG where’s that duct tape, oh, wrong trial..
    Where’s the gun or the knife? I need to end this or me…..soon…..

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 1:50 pm

      1 AGGRAVATING FACTOR!!! Jennifer Willmott!!!!

      She said aggravating, and not mitigating….

  259. Bite ME Patch.. She has a Minnie Mouse voice, yuckolla!!! ewwww

  260. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 1:50 pm

    “This is not something she was doing over and over again”…yeah, because she got caught after the first time, WITH a 22 caliber gun and knives in her car.

    • Posted by Sully on May 21, 2013 at 1:58 pm

      Oh gee. I didn’t realize you had to be a serial killer in order to get convicted and sentenced to one murder. My bad.

      • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 2:08 pm

        I guess we should cut her some leeway since she only committed ONE horrifically brutal slaughtering.

  261. Posted by Mo Mo MIssouri on May 21, 2013 at 1:50 pm

    Personality disorders do not just happen when you are a teenager. Personality is shaped by the time people are 3 to 4 years old which nullifies her argument that her personality disorder was a result of her mommie not giving her enough attention after her sister was born.

  262. Did my feed just skip back? I thought she already went over the fact that Stabby only killed once…

  263. YEAAAHHH JUANN THE MAN!! WOO HOO!!!

  264. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 1:52 pm

    It’s Juan time!

  265. All that coughing is the jury and gallery barfing after that disgusting speech!

  266. Posted by Terri LaValle on May 21, 2013 at 1:53 pm

    Come on. Make it Juan’s turn. He will turn this BS upside down and inside out. Bring it home Juan………….

  267. Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 1:54 pm

    Shut up Jenny! Juan didn’t interrupt you!

  268. SHE DID IT AGAIN!!! THAT B*&$H!

  269. She can’t object NOW!!! grrrrrrrrrrrr

  270. That is right…look what you did! If you are crying, we all know it is because that picture will be the picture that gets you the needle!

    my feed is back up! 🙂

  271. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 1:59 pm

    What POSSIBLE reason is she able to object!! OUTRAGEOUS!!!

  272. ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? SOMEBODY STICK A SOCK IN JENNY’S MOUTH!!!

  273. Posted by Sully on May 21, 2013 at 2:00 pm

    Wilmott is saying things that have not been substantiated (abuse and those who know her are shocked by this.) And we know this how?

  274. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 2:00 pm

    There needs to be a law…if you petition the court to be removed from the case, that it should revoke your ability to object henceforth! PERIOD!!!

  275. Posted by Sully on May 21, 2013 at 2:02 pm

    Yes, Stabby can’t bring herself to look at the autopsy photos because they are so upsetting.

    Barkeep!!

  276. Posted by pfenix on May 21, 2013 at 2:06 pm

    Side Bar AGAIN. ARRRRGGGGGG…just Fork me already.

  277. Queen EGG, 670 on the comments now…..

    • Posted by Ria on May 21, 2013 at 2:15 pm

      Uh oh, does it cause problems when the comments get too high? I’ll try to reign myself in:)…it’s just soooo frustrating to watch this!

  278. I think I need to go do a headstand to try and calm the F@#K down!

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 2:11 pm

      lol!…I better stop laughing at everyones comments…racking up the count total..

      Sorry barkeep!!! 🙂

      *Thanks Judge! Over rule till he’s finished pleaaaaaase!

      How many times did Juan object when Velma was yapping….NONE!

  279. Why are they making us all suffer so much for this bitch? WHY!????

  280. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SHE CAN’T KEEP DOING THIS!!! I OBJECT!!!!

  281. CUT OUT HER TONGUE NOW!!

  282. I think we’re fading here. I’ll try to get a hold of Egg again. If we crash, grab the beer and booze. 😉

  283. I am really going to hang one on tonight!!! To the end!!

  284. Damnit!! stop with all the fricking breaks and start the voting!!! UGH!!!

  285. I think we have to hear Wilma one more time, and then they can vote! Dear God, help us through her second whine-fest!

  286. MaryEllen Resendez @maryellenabc15

    #JuanMartinez ends with It’s never easy to do the difficult thing…. then asks for a verdict of death #jodiarias

    ReplyRetweetFavorite YES!! KILL HER!!!

  287. Posted by Tanis Comer on May 21, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    Omg!!
    Sidebar after sidebar!!

  288. ##############NEW THREAD!!!#############

  289. Posted by Tanis Comer on May 21, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    SHUT UP BALD SPOT
    They will not let him speak.
    Thank god he does not let them ruffle him but it does break up his statement

  290. Posted by Misty on May 21, 2013 at 3:46 pm

    The prosecution is absolutely disgusting. I understand being appointed by the court, however they have lied and they have been dirty, more the Homecoming Queen then Nurmi. Laughing and smirking with Arias, there is a difference between being professional and being what she is. I truly hope that their careers are ruined over the debacle they have created

  291. Posted by Misty on May 21, 2013 at 3:50 pm

    And using donating her hair to Locks of Love as a mitigating factor is ridiculous! I would rather be bald than have hair given to me from this murderer! Maybe she should give her hair to The Homecoming Queen to cover her bald spot!!!

  292. Posted by JoEllen S. on May 21, 2013 at 4:16 pm

    Hey group Stabby is gonna do mutiple nes interviews 2hrs after verdict. Judge just lifted ban on them. ANOTHER CHANCE TO SLAM TA.

    Sent from my Verizon Wireless Device

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