Storytime With the Demon

-ForTotallySeriously, Arizona

Local demon Jodi Arias hosted an ipicac-tastic storyhour this afternoon at the Maricopa County courthouse. As a precautionary measure, barf buckets were placed beneath every seat in the gallery. And they came in handy. After abandoning last week’s “Help me, hence ho, I wish to live no more” act that landed her in the psych ward, the modern day Einstein has pulled an abrupt 180, and is now listlessly pleading for her life. On camera! 

Tumbleweeds blew through the courtroom as the solo witness to her own awesomeness approached the storytellin’ podium. Wearing her best “I’m sowwy” smirk, Stabby referred to Satan’s memo pad as she read off a litany of reasons she believes her pathetic life should be spared. And she could really do a lot of good things in prison. Especially with her hair. The hellspawn is willing to part with her immaculate tresses to provide wigs for cancer patients who long for the luscious locks of a murderer to grace their heads as they fight deadly diseases. 

Stabby Einstein is also determined to help her fellow inmates learn to speak Spanish; a language she herself barely knows. And since only 90% of the Arizona prison population currently speaks fluent Spanish, they are obviously in dire need of her services. 

Demons also believe in recycling! She is commited to instituting a program at the prison that will single handedly save the planet. She might want to start by reducing, reusing, or just plain eliminating those plastic water bottles that she carries around like accessories. 

Satan’s martyr also plans to promote literacy, and contemporaneously stimulate higher learning by forming a book club wherein undereducated inmates can “conversate” like real academics. First masterpiece on the list: Professor Arias’ highly anticipated manifesto. 

And of course she siezed the opportunity to give a riveting slideshow of her miraculously traced artwork! Was there ever any doubt the artiste would reveal her gallery of wonders as a mitigating factor?! 

But Stabby clarified that her sudden wellspring of goodwill and philanthropy is not just motivated by her own desire to live; she simply doesn’t want her beloved family to see her put to death. You know, the same family she claims abused her, and offered her no support in life, and basically made her into the monster she is. The family that isn’t pleading for her life themselves. So she’s really just thinking of them in all this.  Selfless, this one. 

The jury is currently deliberating the demon’s sentence. 


715 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 10:20 pm

    Selflish this one indeed!!!
    She wouldn’t want to inflict the loss of a family member to her ever so loving family…as it would cause and undo amount of stress…

    errr wait..ummm deeeeeeerppp!

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 10:22 pm

      selfless… lol…the Cocobon is kicking in!!!

      Glad to see your post Egg! As you can tell your blog took off and running..and everyone is singing the praises of your fantastic take on things!

      Hope things are getting better on your end for sure!

      Now to re-read and drink that all in!!! hehehee

  2. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 10:26 pm

    Ooooo for more purging inducing bedtime stories… Troy “the-next-toy” reporter on the spot has “its” latests spewfest online….. I posted about it on the last thread…ughhhh

  3. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 10:33 pm

    Ok…last post I promise!!! (everyone else passed out I guess!!!)

    The youtube remix of the events of the day had a spectator view…so it didn’t show anything that was shown on screen..Which I’m totally ok with! Just the “sound” that went along with it was enough for me.
    I’ve not seen the majority of her tracings… and couldn’t finish the rest of her plea.
    I just knew the BEST way to get the happenings was right here at Eggtreehill… oh wait.. LOL!!! j/k!

  4. Eggsactly! Loved the vision of tumbleweeds blowing through the courtroom – Thank goodness for the barf buckets – boy do those ever come in handy!

  5. Posted by Brenda Mora on May 21, 2013 at 10:39 pm

    The line…”the solo witness to her own awesomeness” made me laugh so hard. Hahahaha…your blog makes me not want this trial to end…but it must and all for the Alexanders. Thanks again for the laughs!!! 🙂

    • this site is fabuluso! Just wanted to add that “Stabby” is putting the word out via her most recent infamous interview that she has some great ideas for books that she would like to write with the obvious hope that someone out there will contact her real quick and get on board with that latest endeavour she has on her wish list that will surely make anyone that wants to give her the death penalty give pause! Let’s face it she does have a lot to offer on how to kill someone and not get away with it!!!


    I saw some of her interview on AZCentral. It’s so strange that she can sit there and lie so easily. If I hadn’t listened to the evidence by watching the trial, I’d have believed her, or at least thought it was very possible she was telling the truth. She comes across as a martyr. But knowing the facts, she comes across as one scary b*tch.

    • Posted by Mollyc on May 22, 2013 at 10:14 am

      Very manipulative …. Arrogant but lack of reality connection????

      • Posted by Mollyc on May 22, 2013 at 10:18 am

        She still has not told the truth and calling the reporter a Hater cuz he asked her to tell the truth about what happened in the bathroom (the murder) ( on HLN now) she said she told truth …. I thought she had amnesia? One of this reporters is going to trip her up!!!!

    • I love it also especially when she says that everything she ever did or lied about was to spare Travis of being exposed for all of the nasty things he did. She keeps repeating how this effort to spare soiling TA’s name was done through her attempts to get a reduced sentence and get a plea with this caveat that she wouldn’t say a bad word about TA. When that was denied she said she had no choice but to expose TA not because she wanted to of course but she had to answer the questions put forth to her truthfully, don’t you know?

  7. Posted by RD on May 21, 2013 at 10:46 pm

    As I mentioned before “the Spawn” has no redeemable qualities what-so-ever, no soul, no shame, no guilt, etc. equally contemptuous, the spawn’s tag-team duo Mutt & Jeff defense crew–dare I say it, even they, YES, THEY! have to be livid at their client’s (so-called) performance today & the scheduled marathon TV interview sessions tonight. Dammit Spawn! We’re trying to save your demonic life here! have you no decency! Surely you must have a smidgeon humility? NO, spawn says, and don’t call me Shirley.

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 22, 2013 at 5:15 am


      • Posted by RD on May 22, 2013 at 10:03 pm

        your welcome jenniferlyn, I’m sure spawn would consider me to be a “Hater”
        spawn says to just ignore the ankle chains, they aren’t the ankle chains you’re looking for, move along,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  8. Just saw interview with Troy. She said she apologized to family through her words though she did not say “I’m sorry”. That’s what she meant. Said Heavy D didn’t want her mother to testify because of the interrogation tape. Stabby’s sole reason for wanting to live is to help others and to prevent pain to her family. Her altruism is overwhelming. I do believe this is the most self serving cold blooded person I’ve ever seen and what she does never ceases to amaze me. As long as Stabby’s is on this earth, she will find a way to be out front. Even if she gets DP, we have not heard the last from her. And YOU CAN MARK MY WORDS ON THAT NOOOOO!

    • Posted by Mollyc on May 22, 2013 at 10:21 am

      Yes Reba….. Her altruism is weird. She really believes she’s on the Oscar red carpet, not death row?

  9. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 10:47 pm

    OMG.. sorry! I lied! My internet froze halfway thru this spewfest on fox..and she’s going on about the fact that she’s talking to the media to bring awareness to domestic violence…that its “so important that women…and men, but that is rare…that they document what they are going thru…”
    HELLOOOOO we are witnessing this so called rare event of a man going thru the worst kind of domestic violence… and yes sadly…he didn’t report all your satanic attacks!!!

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 5:57 am

      LOL GB, your posts have me laughing over here:)

    • Posted by Mollyc on May 22, 2013 at 10:24 am

      Reporter should have asked if TRAVIS should have documented the stalking and tire slashing and verbal abuse? He might be alive today….

    • I think your internet sensed evil. I kid you not, my electricity entirely stopped and came back on during that nauseating projectile vomit inducing 19 minutes.

  10. I stayed up ’til 3am watching her disgusting self-centered me me me allocution – so sorry that the Alexander family had to witness this. I took one of your barf buckets to bed with me…just in case 😉

  11. What strikes me is how conceited she is – her sense of importance, entitlement and ego is massive – And boy is she good at twisting words to suit her story –
    What makes her think she can effect some good in prison? Re-cycling???? I’d bet there is a program in place already – There are people with university educations facilitating programs in prison – not washed up waitresses who have committed heinous murders! She donates her hair? Maybe that’s a plan at some point when the colored previously bleached blond mop that is not accepted by the charity would be used – but poor kids that are already suffering having to wear a cap of her murderlocks!
    The art work is a joke – and the t-shirts are just plain disgusting – she is no survivor of domestic violence – she is the perpetrator of a premeditated brutal murder –
    Better change the t-shirt to say “murderess” then at least it too isn’t a lie.

    • How ’bout we start by recycling her?

      • Posted by Lea Moore on May 21, 2013 at 11:34 pm

        She could sure use a good trash compactor!

      • Posted by Amy McCortney on May 22, 2013 at 12:22 am

        Hey, that’s a great idea, Behave! Maybe she could donate her oh-so-special brain to, like, science and stuff.

        • Posted by Sully on May 22, 2013 at 5:17 am

          Actually, I do hope when she is dead that someone does study her brain to see what malfunctioned or what bad DNA was in there to create such a…I’m not really sure what to call her.

        • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 22, 2013 at 5:18 am

          How about donating it to the handsome local Medical Examiner?

          Dr. Horn….paging Dr. Horn…………………. 😉

      • Posted by Valerie on May 22, 2013 at 7:20 am

        Hmmm…makes me think about recent UCSF research showing that bacteria in the gut can cause diseases and even mental disorders and that transplanting healthy stools can possibly cure these ailments. So maybe Stabby can be rehabilitated if she eats sh*t in prison.

        • Posted by jack on May 22, 2013 at 7:36 am

          are you kidding? it’s pouring out of that ugly mouth.Where it normaly comes out that end will be to busy from her prison mates.

      • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 22, 2013 at 9:11 am

        But what could she be recycled into??? Some stuff just needs to be thrown away.

      • Posted by Patty Cake on May 22, 2013 at 12:52 pm

        How about they cremate her LIARASS and then flush her down the toilet. That would be true justice for Travis and The Alexander family!!!

    • Posted by Sully on May 22, 2013 at 5:18 am

      I loved it last night on Dr Drew’s show when Juror No. 8 said he wanted to see her business plan for the recycling program. 🙂

    • Posted by cowboy on May 22, 2013 at 8:45 am

      She should hang like the cowboys did when they killed someone!!!

    • Posted by Mollyc on May 22, 2013 at 10:27 am

      Peony that Alexander family needs to wear the Survivor TShirts in court today…. All of them should wear it.

  12. What really bugged me most about the Fox interview was that “golden boy reporter” once again failed to ask pertinent follow-up questions. For instance, when THE DEMON said she couldn’t imagine why speaking to the jury about her “survivor” tee shirt business would be offensive, he should have told her “Because their convicting you of first degree PREMEDITATED murder clearly indicates they DO NOT BUY your “abuse/self defense” claims. So your showing off that tee shirt and telling them they “had a right to their opinion” is like a slap in the face to them.” I would have loved to see how she’d answer that. But, no follow-up. Mike Wallace must be turning over in his grave. (BTW: the profits from the sale of the tees are not ALL being donated to abused women shelters like she told the jury… according to her website, only a “portion” is. Will her lies ever stop?) Hmmmm…wonder if CBS has copyrighted the word “survivor”?

    • Posted by Francine on May 22, 2013 at 4:07 am

      I just saw a small clip on Fox and Friends of her talking. NO glasses and why is she wering regular clothes? One more thing there will be no reading club in prison. BK spoke to the prison officails and they said there will not be a program allowed in prison.

    • Posted by Sully on May 22, 2013 at 5:23 am

      This is all vanity for everyone involved: the tv station ( ratings ), the reporter (scoop and fame), and Stabby (perceived adoration.) he’ll keep pitching softballs knowing she’ll continue to “choose” his station as the vehicle for her oracles. Gag.

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 5:30 am

      Not to forget Carole, that the Long Beach Women’s Shelter, that she was claiming the “donated” funds were going to and the Demon is (NOT) Innocent site had splashed all over their page, has publicly said on their FB page they have no affiliation with her whatsoever, had no idea about the t-shirts and their name being used, and asked the Demon site to remove their name.

      • She is the most unbelievable POS ever! I cannot wait until she has the DP, and her name is forgotten! Remember in “Chicago” after her trial when Roxy Hart says, “They didn’t even want my autograph.”, and Billy Flynn replies, “…you can’t beat fresh blood on the walls.” There will be a new sensation, and she will live out Billy Flynn’s next famous quote, “You’re a phony celebrity and in two weeks no one’s going to give a shit about you…”

        • Posted by MaRiley on May 22, 2013 at 10:00 am

          Good one, Bea! Remember the catchy tune with all the man-killer women dancing and singing on the cellblock?

          • I can completely hear her singing that! I am actually surprised that she wasn’t singing “He Had it Comin'” in those police interviews! Damn, she is a piece of work, isn’t she!

    • Posted by Mollyc on May 22, 2013 at 10:30 am

      None of it is going to the shelter. shelter took their name off the website . Jodi said money is going to nonprofits that help DV victims which means money going to her of some
      Organization she’s cooked up????

  13. Posted by jenners on May 21, 2013 at 11:16 pm

    Hoping this finds you well, and grateful you always make me laugh! Thank you, Eggy!

    Saw the video of tonight’s talk with boy-toy-Troy; Snarky Arrogantis fared her nostrils, and played her answer-a-question-with-a-question evasion equation, only to have Troy circle back. Strategy foiled.

    And she said, “it’s been approved,” to the guard for the last tete a teet (her teet), but now says her atty’s didn’t know…so many answers that she didn’t know…and yet it is obvious she is intimately involved with every trudge before the jury and judge. I am thankful she isn’t going to breed!

  14. Posted by jenners on May 21, 2013 at 11:18 pm

    Ugh, need to get out of this fog…that should have been “flared her nostrils” ;>D

  15. Posted by Lea Moore on May 21, 2013 at 11:27 pm

    Love it!!!

  16. Love how you squeezed ‘contemporaneously’ in there! Please watch one of her new interviews and blog it…please?

  17. Posted by Jeanjeanne on May 21, 2013 at 11:39 pm

    To “The Jewell From The Golden Hen” , Thank you! You are ‘REASON’ against the ‘ABSURD’! Someone saved my life tonight……Thank you!
    I have no idea who you are, but I am forever devoted to you, forever. Where Eggy goes, I will follow! All my love to you!

  18. Again, bravo to you! Another masterpiece.

  19. Oh Eggy, this was a treat indeed! After a morning of hard drinking with CarolEB behind the bar, I was drunk by 10am, and barfing as the demon spewed her hate by 1130! Hung over by noon and then had to get to work. That’s the trouble with working from home when a demon is about to get the DP…you just can’t get any work done! And then there’s the alcohol impairment thing…who needs a job anyway!

    I laughed through every line you wrote today. Eggselent writing! I think you should write an entire book in satire about this trial, including backgrounds on all the major players. I’d pay big bucks for a copy of that! Also have to tell everyone how funny the responses are. I am still laughing. Hope all is well with you. So good to ‘see’ you here. We miss you when you’re gone.

    Time for Bea to turn in. I need my sleep if we are going to party tomorrow when the sentence is handed down!

  20. Mitigating factors I heard today:
    She can grow hair
    She’s good with hands ?
    She can read
    Willing to recycle

    Thanks Eggy for keeping us all sane!

    • Posted by Patty Cake on May 22, 2013 at 1:20 pm

      Yeah Stabby is good with hands alright.. We all saw the the piece work she did on poor Travis. She is a disgusting pos trailer trash!!! Her whole family is. Good ole dad wss a big drug dealer, cheater tk his first wife snd JA mom before he got sick. Karma’s a bitch isn’t it? One of her brothers has pot signs all over his fb page and says “getting high is better than having a energy drink and I should know.” Lil sis Angela is s big druggie and alcoholic and just got out of rehab again. She also has a baby with her half sister Julie’s son Clayton Cleetus Arias Grayson. Thie whole town which isn’t that big talks about this dysfunctional family. They know thete lies lkke the bsck of their hands. Just thought you followers would like to know more about the LIARASS Clan.

  21. Posted by jack on May 22, 2013 at 2:50 am

    dear fellow EGGERS
    I am in Greece so of course I won”t be able to see the news interview Stabby gave. Is there a link I could follow to see them? I have been following the trial and of course THE GREAT EGGY.I must say at times I get very upset with the DFT and their sneaky tricks.
    Stabby should be put away and not heard from again. Thank you all for your great sense of humor.

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 5:32 am

      I haven’t seen them yet either but hopefully someone will post a link today!

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 22, 2013 at 5:34 am

      I posted 3 links if you scroll up. Have fun in Greece, take lots of pictures. (but not if you’re going to murder someone!) 😉

  22. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 22, 2013 at 3:04 am

    Per usual, your post had me laughing out loud. (& once again, scared the cat) Does this stuff come off the top of your head, or do you take notes throughout the testimony? Regardless, it’s good stuff Maynard!

    “Brilliant”: [bril-yuhnt] (adjective)

    1. shining brightly; sparkling; glittering; lustrous
    2. distinguished; illustrious
    3. having or showing great intelligence, talent, quality, etc
    4. strong and clear in tone; vivid; bright
    5. splendid or magnificent

    You and your blog? ALL OF THESE!!
    Oh…and I’m pretty sure my cat hates you. 😉

  23. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 22, 2013 at 3:23 am

    Just cuz I noticed…when/if you watch “The Stabby Chronicles” from last night, notice it plucked the hairy line above it’s demon stare.

    I’ll bet Stabby did the interviews just so she could have one last makeup orgy before the jury finally tells her to stfu and go away. Apparently the makeup brought by the hair and makeup team she demanded wasn’t good enough for “Gas Can Stabby” though (lol ty Melissa for that gem!) and she made them go BUY her makeup. (I noticed in the 2008 jailhouse interviews, she uses Bare Minerals, you can tell by the makeup brush. If she wanted them to get that brand, even if you can find a Bare Escentuals store nearby, that stuff is NOT cheap!

    What a vile excuse for a human being.

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 22, 2013 at 6:53 am

      I’m surprised she didn’t request major hairstyling and a wardrobe van to select an outfit from.

    • They said that the sheriff’s office provided her the sweater, but wouldn’t let her take off her prison stripes on bottom. LMAO!!

      I LOVE “Gas Can Stabby” makes me want to sing it to the tune of “Mustang Sally”!

      “Gas Can Stabby, don’t ya know ya better put that butcher knife down…Gas Can Stabby…” Eh, why ruin a good song? LOL

  24. Posted by Barb on May 22, 2013 at 4:12 am

    Eggy-brilliant as usual. You are the true Einstein not Stabby! I am sickened by the interviews, the makeup and have come to think of the so-called tough Sheriff of Maricopa County as a bit mentally slow! He kept stating that his jail is open to the public by way of his open-door policy. Ok, that is noble, etc. But letting a convicted killer use his jail as a bully-pulpit for her evil purposes is inexcusable!
    Also, what caused the judge to reverse her ban on interviews so quickly? It is just a continuance of the DEMON’s torture plan for the Alexander family.

    • Posted by Lulu's Mom on May 22, 2013 at 4:41 am

      My best guess as to why the judge lifted the media ban on Stabby is that having a ban could be construed as prejudicial on appeal. You have the Sheriff with his open door policy and Stabby chomping at the bit to blither to the reporters… how can you deny her requests with out it looking biased. I bet the judge is really upset she had to lift it but in order to preserve the verdict……
      I agree it was an evil act on Stabbys part. Just add it to the list of utterly disgusting actions she has taken over the past five years. I do think she has targeted TA’s family and she will do anything to cause them more pain.
      I only hope and pray the jury does away with her one way or the other. My choice for her is DP. She needs to be locked up with no contact. Can’t help but think if she gets off easy and is put in general population she will continue to cause harm to anyone who doesn’t buy into her crap.

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 22, 2013 at 5:00 am

        Believe it or not, prisoners actually have a constitutional right to speak with the media!! They don’t allow interviews in DP sentences (at least in AZ) and they’ll whisk her away to Perryville within 2 hours of the DP sentence (if she’s given the DP) so they probably had to get Stabby’s request for attention satisfied prior to the jury returning from deliberations.

        Here is where I found the info on prisoners’ rights, on the legal portion of info listed in the 4th paragraph, under the heading: “visitors”)

        • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 22, 2013 at 5:02 am

          oops, perryville is where she’ll spend her life if not given the DP (there’s no WAY they’ll give her LIFE w/the possibility of parole….right?!?!?)
          Not certain where Death Row is for women in AZ?

          • Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 22, 2013 at 5:30 am

            Perryville has a death row facility.

          • Posted by Lee Wright on May 22, 2013 at 7:52 am

            I think the prison which holds the Death Penalty inmates, male and female is the one in Florence, AZ.

            • Florence is where the death row inmates go in AZ…a little town between Tucson and Phoenix where the major employer is the prison. Here is an interesting site about the death row inmates in AZ. It even breaks down when they were sentenced, the demographic breakdown of the 125 inmates sitting on AZ’s death row, and what counties they were sentenced to death in. Of the 125 inmates on death row since 1977, 64 of them were given the death sentence in Maricopa County! Today it will be 65 inmates on death row!

    • Posted by Sully on May 22, 2013 at 5:30 am

      Bully pulpit. Bingo, Barb! That’s Eggsactly what it is.

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 22, 2013 at 5:37 am

        lol thought you were starting a tongue twister….then thought you were on the “lions and tigers and bears, oh my” thing DUH too early to be online

        • Posted by Sully on May 22, 2013 at 8:07 am

          If I could have thought of a word starting with a “B” replacing “pulpit” I would have. As it was, I went for the trifecta. (I was going to mention alliteration, but you’re right, it’s too early in the day…)

  25. Posted by Francine on May 22, 2013 at 4:13 am

    I am so pissed at the judge for allowing the gag order to be lifted. Not sure why she did that. Did anybody see how fast Nurmi got the heck out of dodge yestorday? When they was reading the instructions to the jury he was in full recline and did not even seem to be reading the paper on the desk. An one last thing, ONLY two of the talking heads on HLN brought up the fact that JM crossed the line in saying that if JA got life she could possible get parole after 20 years? UMMM nobody else was screaming about that. I dont see that has a big deal. Oh and one last thing if ANYBODY things she swayed that jury yestorday thaty are fkn high!!!!!!

  26. Posted by Laurie on May 22, 2013 at 5:09 am

    Hilarious! One of your best very best blogs. Thank you.

  27. Posted by Terri LaValle on May 22, 2013 at 5:15 am

    The survivor shirt was despicable. She had the nerve to display that in front of the jury and claim that she knows not everyone believes she is a survivor of domestic abuse. If she wanted to insult the jury to the highest degree, that was the way to do it. I hope they show her what they think of her 19 minute ME rant. And as far as all the interviews she did last night? I have no words……………

  28. Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 22, 2013 at 5:33 am

    “Arias hosted an ipicac-tastic storyhour”
    As always, loved the wordplay !!!

    “….The family that isn’t pleading for her life themselves. ”
    Yes, this…….!!!

  29. Posted by Sully on May 22, 2013 at 5:34 am

    Bravo, Eggy! The ipecac reference was brilliant. Your parodies are just about the only sane thing coming out of this trial. Plus the hatchery for all of us egglets to gather and cheep is just a bonus! Cluck!

  30. Posted by Jazz on May 22, 2013 at 5:34 am

    Oh Egg-o I can feel your disgust that mirrored my own. My barf bag was so full I had to use my hand. Then, this smug ass bitch went on a media blitz while the jury, the same jury mind you that is so dumb for not believing her DV story, the same one she defiantly showed the survivor tee that she “designed”, are contemplating her worthless life.
    I’ve never hate anyone I didn’t know before in my life, but I despise this satan spawn so much, I wish I work for the state of Arizona as the executioner.

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 5:39 am

      So true Jazz, I think we’ve all found a level of hatred for this Demon that we didn’t think we had inside. She really should learn to keep her pie hole shut! If she gets life, she’ll be giving prison tours to the media every other day and taking them through the various programs she implemented…barf!!!

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 22, 2013 at 6:46 am

      “designed” right? Obviously, she didn’t physically DO anything, but big deal for whoever did it “for her”. What, they checked “v-neck” “purple” and “Helvetica” on a form? Or went to Zazzle where it takes longer to put in your CC info than “designing a shirt” does. Pffftt. SO impressed.

  31. Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 5:37 am

    Oh happy day, another Eggy post to wake up to! I had a traumatic morning, woke up, hubby left for work…no t.v. or internet!!! I was so terrified I was going to miss out on the big verdict. It came back on about 10 minutes ago so this was my first stop:)

    Thank you so much for these hilarious posts Eggy! Your mind is brilliant! Being able to laugh through this is such a stress reliever (along with Eggy B sub keeping us liquored up).

    Still sending good thoughts and prayers your way Queen Eggy:)

  32. Posted by Observer on May 22, 2013 at 5:41 am

    Again, Eggie, your satire captured the essence of the scam artist Jodi Arias. And she had the nerve to call Travis a hypocrite.

    This speech was just typical of Jodi’s self serving lies to make her look like the heroine and Travis the villain. Now she is going to save all the illiterate, ignorant prisoners and the environment and provide jobs. Gosh. She’s more important than the president.

    Just like she tried to save Travis from the Ninjas and innocent children from a pedophile by jumping in the sack with him as Martinez said.

    I am sick of a sociopath turning the horrific murder trial of Travis Alexander into the Jodi the Heroine Show.

    I don’t care what she thinks. I don’t care what she wants. I am sick of looking at her ugly face and hearing her lies.

    I m just waiting around for the death sentence and then Jodi Arias will be dead to me. I am not going to waste my time listening to any of the nonsense she will be spouting on TV. The reporters are just enabling her continuing to believe she is a Savior of mankind.

    I will be glad when they stick the needle in her arm and the earth is rid of this parasite. She isn’t worth the air she breathes.

    • Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 22, 2013 at 5:53 am

      Once again, Observer….in total agreement !!
      This filthy circus needs to pack up taking all trash and debris that it apread for 5 months with it….and be gone from the planet.

  33. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 22, 2013 at 6:06 am

    weird, that comment shows its awaiting moderation, maybe due to the links? Anyway,Just Google ” jodi arias interview”, you can’t miss them from there!

  34. Posted by Annish on May 22, 2013 at 6:07 am

    I wonder if she gave Travis the shirt that read ” I didn’t” above the “surviv-her” caption. Then she can hand out the other shirts that read, ” he didn’t” to his family members. She is beyond words. A horrifying human.

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 22, 2013 at 6:10 am


    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 6:20 am

      The more I think about her 19 minute ME fest yesterday, the angrier it makes me. I wonder if the jury is feeling the same.

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 22, 2013 at 6:25 am

        One can only hope her bullsh*t doesn’t even register with them anymore.

      • Ria, I heard on HLN that she used the word “I” 83 times and the word “Travis” 6 times! WTF…oh, i forgot, it’s all about her!

        • Posted by Polk8dot on May 23, 2013 at 6:19 am

          Actually, the final count was:
          * I, Me, My, 180
          * Travis, He, His 22

          F-ing sick evil bit@h!

          • Posted by Polk8dot on May 23, 2013 at 6:22 am

            (where did all the extra spaces go? I tried to leave enough room before the numbers to really showcase their significance, but the editing program apparently just strips them off, hughh)

    • LOL!!!

  35. Posted by Jenerrific713 on May 22, 2013 at 6:17 am

    That was awesome!!! #JusticeForTravis will be coming soon, I hope. BTW, in her commissary list, i noticed a Roget’s Thesaurus. Hmm… seems Stabby Einstein is faking it a bit. Which I already knew by the spelling in her journal. Words like “rediculous” and “immagination.” I guess Einstein was just having an off day though. After all, it’s not HER fault. 🙂

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 23, 2013 at 5:19 am

      You nailed it. It’s porbably somehow Martinez’s fault for “scrambling” (what’s left of) her brain.

  36. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 6:20 am

    Did the court show any of the Alexander family while she was up there??

    I cringed, and I’m sure they did too…everytime she mentioned one of their names.
    I finally finished that youtube so I knew what everyone was talking about. But it was from a different view of the courtroom that i’ve never seen before and it didn’t show the screen.

    I’m soooo over “it”…can’t wait till she’s shut up, chained up… and we don’t hear from it again for a very very very long time..

    What I can’t WAIT for is Juan’s interview,…and the jury.. *I’m sure i’ve said that a time or two!! lol…

    Thanks to Eggy and her peeps for making this horrible time …bearable!!

    Good morning to Carol when she ever rolls out of bed!!! hehehe

  37. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 22, 2013 at 6:24 am

    Off subject- I just lost 10 years of my life. Bad news ALWAYS comes early in the morning, so when the phone rings at this hour, I lose it for about 30 seconds. (& feel it for the next hour) So the guy that just called got his a** chewed by me! People are so rude.

  38. Posted by Beans on May 22, 2013 at 6:24 am

    Too funny Egg, thanks. I was so gobsmacked by stabby’s audacity at the time the implications of the ‘Spanish lessons’ went right past me.

  39. Eggy, great post. I really haven’t been following this case, as she is such a manipulator, conniver, devil, lunatic…etc. I do like how she thinks she is smarter than the average juror, though. She said yesterday in her little…me, me, me speech: There is one element that keeps me from committing suicide…they are sitting right over there, MY FAMILY! What gets me is that her family didn’t keep her from killing Travis! I don’t mean literally, but she never thought of his family or her family and what it would do to them. Justice for Travis…the only victim!

  40. Posted by melissa on May 22, 2013 at 6:32 am

    GREAT POST! I lmao.

  41. Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 22, 2013 at 6:47 am

    Onward we go !!
    Hope the jury decides to announce their verdict before lunch !!

  42. Posted by Judy McMackin on May 22, 2013 at 6:53 am

    I felt nausea before Jodi got very far in her speech yesterday. Typical Jodi…the way she bemoaned how her family wouldn’t get to have anymore Christmas family get togethers with Jodi & had the gall to put up a family picture of a recent Christmas spent together without Jodi present while a family member held a large PICTURE of Jodi. What a slap in the face of Travis’ family…they will never spend another Christmas or another day with Travis ever.

    Jodi is still has thoughts of future appeals so she can WALK with very short time served. True about the murderers hair…only sick people would want that hair. True about the NO book clubs for convicted murderers. The lie about 100% profits of the STUP t-shirt. Jodie said before she slaughtered Travis she would have never harmed a spider….what about that DOG she kicked til he ran away & was never seen again. Jodi probably killed that dog too. SIX words…PATHOLOGICAL LYING MURDERING THREE HOLED WONDER that climbed up out of the bowels of HELL.

    I’m still nauseated this morning to think her EVILNESS will go unpunished. If she doesn’t get the death penalty..will she get to be in general population of prison? She needs to at least be separated from other prisoners….no American Idol contests & inflicting her craziness & warped thinking on others.

    Jodi was in no danger from Travis. Travis WAS living hundreds of miles away. Jodi premeditated his murder by renting a NOT red car, driving hundreds of miles after changing her hair color & filling enough gas cans stored in the trunk to go into & out of Arizonia undetected by also removing her cell phone battery so her cell phone could not trace her murderess path. After she got to Travis’, Jodi just played with Travis like a cat with a mouse & laid in wait to pounce. Jodi knew Travis would be taking a shower & she LAID IN WAIT til she had him naked, cornered in the shower & completely defenseless against a large knife & a gun.

    I could go on & on how much I hate what Jodi did, but basically……………….


    • Posted by Barb on May 22, 2013 at 8:06 am

      Judy- Love your 6 word description ot that beast ! She had probably told him she was leaving when he got in the shower and then returned with her weapons which explains that horrified look on his face in one of her pictures! Everyone go sign the Facebook petition to shut her murderous mouth up through Don’t know if constitutional or not but worth a stab.(no pun intended!)

  43. Sublime Eggy, totally sublime!

    I am contemporaneously reading this whilst chuckling and drinking a cup of tea and eating a biscuit (cookie to you) which I de-edified earlier. In an effort to look genteel I am holding my finger out sort of bentish as I hold my teacup – I’m sure you get the picture (think Downton Abbey meets Stabby Einstein). It’s afternoon teatime here in Blighty – where we operate on Green Witch time doncha know. Thank you for your wonderful blog but I have to dash now as I have an appointment to to conversate with my next door neighbour about the price of eggs.

    • Posted by Polk8dot on May 23, 2013 at 7:02 am

      Oh, NO! I had a long reply to you but then the site crashed my session – this is my 3rd stab at it, and I give up after it.

      You are fantastically funny.
      Somebody please explain to this Stabby bit@h that for something to happen ‘CONTEMPORANEOUSLY’, there must be the other activity, the other side of the equation fulfilled.
      I went absolutely berserk last night AGAIN, when she said AGAIN
      ** ‘I do not worry about the death penalty because it will not be happening CONTEMPORANEOUSLY.’ (the end) **
      What to the what now???? Come again?

      ~~~~~~ ‘Contemporaneously WITH WHAT, you dumbass?????’ I yelled at my TV, then my aneurism burst.

      I am SOOOO hoping her MEMEcusion will lead her straight to ELECTROCUTION.

      *yes, I know AZ uses the needle, but I could never rhyme that 😉

      • Posted by Sully on May 23, 2013 at 11:23 am

        Yes, Our little Einstein also butchers the English language. Well, at least she’s consistent. (Big fan of Downton Abbey. Saw a wicked parody..I think it was Sean P Diddy Combs)

  44. Posted by Marnie Paige on May 22, 2013 at 7:12 am

    I felt like her performance to the jury yesterday was something she’d planned since first sitting her murderous ass down at the defense table. The way she moved around like she was on stage – moving the water pitcher – showing the pics of her past as she pressed the button on the controls – all looked just too comfortable for me. Off with her head!!!! ASAP.

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 7:26 am

      Waaaaaay too comfortable!

      How ridiculous was it when Velma said that she could even become a defense attorney!!

      You could almost feel the demon bursting with fruit flavor… UGHHHHHH

      • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 9:37 am

        Even though she didn’t even have enough drive to get her GED until she landed herself in prison on a capital murder charge.

  45. Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 7:54 am

    That whistling Sssssss the Demon does when she speaks is so annoying.

  46. Stabby…stabby…s t a b b y…
    Think now…just shy of your 40th birthday you’ll be strapped down without a lick of makeup on your old gray wrinkled sagging face. The limelight will be glaring above your souless eyes for one last brief moment while they hook you up. Outside the walls of your prison, the crowds will be cheering and celebrating your much anticipated departure from this good earth.

    Thank you Eggy…you never fail to capture the true essence of this monster.

  47. Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 8:03 am

    Stabby’s tweeting again. How is she still tweeting if she’s not supposed to have contact with DonoMan?

  48. Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 8:03 am

    Stabby’s tweet from 53 minutes ago:
    “Never trust a reporter who has a nice smile.” – William Rauch

    • Posted by GBPL on May 22, 2013 at 8:12 am

      Ughhh….her stupid” it is what it is” comment drives me crazy!!!!!

      • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 8:23 am

        She’s gross, disgusting, despicable…I think we need our barf buckets again today.

    • Posted by Laurel on May 22, 2013 at 8:24 am

      Oh, and I guess we should all trust Stabby?!?
      She is sickening. Now she is going to blame the reporter for calling her out on her crap?!?

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 22, 2013 at 9:17 am

      So I guess she’s already turned on new boy toy Troy,

      • Posted by Sully on May 22, 2013 at 11:10 am

        I think it was Ryan Owens of ABC. She called him a “hater.” 🙂
        Juvenile to the end.

  49. Posted by Polk8dot on May 22, 2013 at 8:18 am

    Stabby finally laid herself bare to the whole world to see. It opened my eyes to what Travis must have felt when he realized that EVERYTHING about her was a lie, and he’s been conned into playing ‘Psycho Hunger Games’ with the devil.

    Her narcissism is blinding, not only to us but to her as well, as evidenced yesterday.
    There she stood, expected to beg for forgivness and her life. She took huge pains this whole trial to come across eloquent, very well versed, self assured, intelligent. If you only ever heard her speak about ‘her accomplishements’ you’d truly believe that she might actually be a second coming of Christ, saving the planet and humanity.

    Then reality brought the whole shtick to a screeching halt. She stood there, reading/reciting her ‘mini-manifesto?’. All that came sounded un-intelligent, uneducated, stupid almost, and lacking any recognizable thought process.
    She proudly displayed ‘her art’, blaming us for her inability ‘to do another oil painting’ (has anybody EVER seen her ‘do’ one?). She showed us her TRACINGS, claiming yet again that they were ‘original art’ even though we only saw copies of ICONIC portraits. Yet she needed to educate us who they depicted, since we are all such inartistic brutes. She got up the plain, China-made 50c t-shirt on which she hot-pressed the stencil of ‘Survivor’, proudly chastising us for not buying her BS about domestic violence, and showing us all how her contribution to that cause will make it all better for all DV shelters.
    She declared her desire to better the women in prison by ‘edumacating’ them in the arts and knowledge she received by Devine Intervention not human education. Education is for uglies, as is hard work. Her level of beauty bestowed such intelligence on her, that after dropping out of high school, and never getting a real job better than part-time waitress, she will now be able to ‘bring light to the unwashed, illiterate masses’ of women convicts. She’ll do that by ‘running a book club to discuss higher levels of life’ with them, and wants to ‘even teach classes’. The dumbass who had to get her GED last year, in jail, to look better for the jury, is going to be a TEACHER now to the illiterate american incarcerated youth, sharing all her book smarts, knowledge, beauty tips and handy-crafting, with emphasis on knife-work.

    The dichotomy between her words and her content was staggering. She was setting up the parameters of her Prison Empire, in which she will be the savior, the benefactor and the ultimate judge of all things. She will be the ‘deus-ex-machina’ to the dirty, dumb, forgotter multitudes, who will miraculously – by her presence only – learn to lead productive, fruitful lives. She will even help out the citizens of Maricopa County by creating new jobs for the community, in the Recycling Sector.

    She spoke and she puffed herself up, and she claimed future accomplishments as if they were forgone conclusions, simply because SHE said so. She tried to use the flowery, $10 words she was so fond of on the stand and in her TV interviews.
    Yet all I heard were disjointed rumblings of an illiterate, uneducated, self-centered, self-obsessed, not intelligent wanna-be whose only claim to fame was MURDERING another human being, in a horrendous fashion, and with NO remorse.
    She spoke like a Dalai Lama at the UN, of healing the ‘prison world’ from within, yet all I heard was a snake oil peddler, full of grandiose schemes and ideas, with ZERO true interest, initiative and grit to see them come to live, to even care if they ever could.
    Only since she’s so damn busy being the Devil’s ambassador, she’ll get to all of that TOMORROW, don’cha know.
    It was worse than the Empress with no clothes on. It was a chilling to the bone unveiling of the TRUE JODY ARIAS, the TRUE STABBY DEMON. I imagine that was exactly what Travis saw and experienced at the end of May 2008, and what prompted him to send her that email showing his eyes finally opened to her true identity. And it made me feel sick thinking how he felt, realizing he let the DEMON into his life, and he will have to pay to get her out.
    Nobody could have expected the price she would charge him.

    She is all for show. There is not an ounce of humanity in her. All she managed to do in her ‘lecture’ yesterday was to hopefully allocute her way straight into the Death Chamber.

    • Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 22, 2013 at 8:22 am

      As they say……
      From your mouth to……

    • Posted by Laurel on May 22, 2013 at 8:23 am

      Brilliantly said. How I hope the jury sees it that way as well!

      DP to that unbelievably poisonous lying sadistic narcissistic monster!

    • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 22, 2013 at 9:23 am

      Oh my…..well said. And I only write, “Oh my” when captivated and in agreement.

    • Polka8Dot…that was humbling…thankyou for sharing your edumacted thoughts with us!

    • Posted by Barb on May 22, 2013 at 11:08 am

      I prefer electrocute to allocute! Too bad AZ doesn’t offer that option. Drifting off into sleepyland somehow doesn’t seem to fit her crime.

    • Posted by pfenix on May 22, 2013 at 12:57 pm

      Well some of the fecal matter must have stuck, because the jury let the judge know late this morning that they were divided. If they fail today, they will be upset to find out afterwards the real story of the Survivor shirts, her media interviews, the interview with the parents, etc.

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 22, 2013 at 8:26 pm

      I love it!! “edumacating”

  50. Did you guys see Darryl Brewer interview?

    It was a huge mistake for the defense to not call him, IMO, which is probably planned for “inaffective council” appeal, but still…
    To take the chance on appeal instead of swaying one juror for life in prison? IDK. Kinda stupid, I think. I like this interview. I find him to be credible and human. It probably would have sway me, if I were on the jury. What do you guys thinK?

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 8:44 am

      I watched it the other day Jasmine. There must be a reason he wasn’t called but who knows! I don’t think he would have swayed me though, he does talk about how there’s visible changes in her now.

      • Ria, that’s true. He basically said that she is unrecognizable to him now. How she’s evil now, etc.

        • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 22, 2013 at 9:24 am

          I think he’s genuine but there’s still something creepy about him.

          • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 9:29 am

            He’s genuinely creepy:)

            • I think the reason he wasn’t called to shine his creep factor on the convicted felon is because Juan would have pressed him about the stolen DVD remote that Stabby forgot in her rental car when she traded for the gas cans…He left me with a hollow feeling, I think he and Stabby were THE perfect shallow wanna be power couple. All was lost when Stabby learned “THE (big) SECRET” and stopped paying her share of the bills…personally I think he kept her around as a mortgage helper.

              • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 11:03 am

                Aha, red and MaRiley, I had forgotten about the DVD player but you’re right! The defense probably knew Juan was going to get him on that, with her having to go back with the remote.

                Yes red, a wanna be power couple. I know at one point, the Demon was working 2 jobs and Darrell was unemployed so he probably was just having her hang around for money.

              • Posted by Barb on May 22, 2013 at 11:12 am

                Yes, a contributor to the mortgage but don’t forget her other skills which she used to get and keep a man. I am sure he enjoyed the extra benefits as well. I need to stab those forks in my eyes to get rid of that gross picture.

              • Posted by pfenix on May 22, 2013 at 12:59 pm

                and an easy piece of young ass.

            • Posted by MaRiley on May 22, 2013 at 10:16 am

              Ria, he’s more than creepy. Review his court testimony. He was not on camera. He traded his gas cans to Stabby for the stolen DVD player that went missing from Grandpa’s house, along with the gun. He did a lot of twisting and word games with Juan, but this is the gist of his testimony. He may reminice about the “good times” but his gas cans were part of the premeditation in Murder 1.

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 22, 2013 at 8:29 pm

      He makes my skin crawl. Total Chester Molester (what we called his type as a kid)

  51. Good (?) Morning Egg and everyone in Eggland;
    EGG, you never fail to amaze me, you did it again!!! Great post!! 😀
    We are honored to have Humble Opinion join us today. Great to see you again and thanks for gracing Egg’s post!
    It’s a rough one for me this morning dragging some serious butt with pouring rain coming down. The bar is closed today… This might be my union day off.
    Thanks for the links jen, you are a peach. Off to see those now.
    Scream when the jury comes back!!

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 8:47 am

      Good morning Eggy B sub! You deserve the day off, you’ve earned it:)

      • Hey, Ria, GM. Go back to yesterday and read your 5:42 I left you.
        I tried to stay up and see the interviews, nope. I will see them now. brb

      • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 8:54 am

        Mornin’ Carol!
        There was a few of us late night birds posting…but its not the same when your not on! 😉 Have some of Sully’s ginger ale! *

        • G M GB. Black coffee is my friend today, thanks. 😉
          GB, do us all a large favor and fix that Jordan Rose’s hair on JVM! It’s a frazzled, grown out mess. She looks like the bride of Frankenstein! There’s no humidity in AZ, why does it look so horrendous, with all her money! Geez!

          • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 10:18 am

            Oh no! Are you really hungover? I stuck to virtual drinks all week but by the time the weekend rolls around, look out:)

            Get some Coconut water, it works wonders.

          • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 11:14 am

            I posted about it in the last thread…it IS a disaster isn’t it?? unbelievable!

  52. Posted by hilarious on May 22, 2013 at 8:46 am

    Thank you for commenting contemporaneously with the trial. These contemporaneous contributions are the one good thing that stabby (unintendedly) ever spawned.
    More! More!

  53. Posted by michele on May 22, 2013 at 8:51 am

    Egg, thank you for making this travesty less vomit-inducing.

    In the prologue to his “Screwtape Letters” CS Lewis says that there are two things that the devil hates: To be ignored, or to be mocked.

    You have sent the head demon back to hell with his tail between his legs, hopefully piggybacking his chief demon-in-training, Stabby.

    I know that God is not amused, and hopefully, He’ll prove it by putting the jurors in the same mental state as 99% of society. Even people against the DP are praying for this last execution before they hastily withdraw that charge for society.

  54. Posted by Mindus on May 22, 2013 at 8:56 am

    Egg, how do you manage to put in writing exactly what I would like to say (only I’m not bright enough to do it)? Apparently we saw it though the same eyes. Thank you.

  55. Posted by Observer on May 22, 2013 at 8:56 am

    Jodi Arias giving TV interviews a few hours after giving her speech to the jury and tweeting insults at reporters who smile shows she is more worried about her public image than whether she lives or dies.

    As Martinez says she lies to benefit herself. Yesterday she lied to the jury one more time when like a robot she read off a speech that made her look like the prison and environment need her to save them. Suddenly her family who abused and abandoned her when she was playing Abuse Victim becomes the Brady Bunch who will suffer if she dies now she is playing Martyr.

    In 2011, when she tried to plead to 2nd degree murder and be out in a few years, she said she didn’t believe she was going to get the death penalty.

    She doesn’t believe it now either by her attitude.

    She was in a sense saying to the jury: “Hey guys lighten up. We all know you are not going to kill beautiful, wonderful Me so sit back and enjoy the slide show. So I made a little teensy mistake but I cleaned up after myself. My t shirt is proof I survived even though what’s his name didn’t. And hey guys the general population in prison needs me to teach them how to read, speak Spanish and sign language and to recycle. I don’t know what the heck that means but it sounds good. Hey I draw good too. I almost forgot those people sitting in the front row will miss me if I die.”

    • Yes Observer, and let’s not forget that she was only 27 years old when she committed the crime, and that was the ONLY crime she has ever been convicted of!!! She waited a really long time to commit this crime! Pay no attention to the fact that there are some people who go their entire life without ever being arrested or committing a crime. Pftshh…27 years is a long time when you’re a psychopathic murderer who holds in your rage against society for not recognizing your intelligence and talent! Society owes her a great big apology!

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 9:33 am

      I think, deep down, in that Demon mind of hers, she really doesn’t think what she did is THAT big of a deal!!! Like you said, she had an attitude of “Lighten up everyone!”. The slaughter of Travis is one of the most horrifying things a person could do, she doesn’t seem to get that.

  56. Morning Carol EB…How’s the bar look this morning? LOL

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 9:31 am

      Our bar keeper said the bar is closed for the day, she’s taking a union break:) Maybe we can entice her into opening it back up.

      • Morning Ria…Loved your posts above…as always!

        Just wait until JA gets a migraine…she’ll open the bar! LOL

        • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 9:43 am

          Or if she puts HLN on and listens to JVM sqwuak for a few minutes. She just interrupted a Japanese broadcast and accosted them with her microphone.

  57. Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 9:45 am

    Squawk…lol I had to type that about 10 different ways before I got the dreaded red “you spelled it wrong” line to go away.

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 9:46 am

      Ooops, that was in reference to my comment above. Oh Carol…I think I need a drink already!

  58. Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 22, 2013 at 9:50 am

    Observer, your thoughts are sound.

  59. G M All again. Just watched the first interview, OMG, please hand me that barf bag!
    “I don’t think I need rehabilitation” ??? Oh, Ok. “I didn’t think about the needle, next sentence, “oh, I did”. AGHHHH! She only gets support mail, didn’t know about all the haters. REALLY?
    They should have had a fog machine running and a little tiny violin playing. You could hear chains every once in a while, cool. I can’t stomach to see the next one.
    If I don’t go to the grocery store today, we will be eating paper towels, the only thing I don’t have to buy.
    Catch you all later. Bar Keep out.

    • Posted by Mollyc on May 22, 2013 at 10:01 am

      Carol I saw couple interviews. Her lawyers must be having a fit. I would love to see someone shut her up but I think she’s big time looney tunes and will get LWOP

    • Posted by Mollyc on May 22, 2013 at 10:06 am

      She is still lying and says she gets tons of fan mail … It’s on HLN and she says she wouldn’t willingly give up her freedom … She would never have told the truth ????

  60. Posted by Mollyc on May 22, 2013 at 9:54 am

    This iz mollyc
    . I can’t get the comments after the first 50 ???? I am at lake wit only iPhone ( no internet here.,.., can u put up new link soon plz) love your blog

  61. Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 10:16 am

    OH WOW! On HLN they just showed a clip that I missed with the guy interviewer. He asked her to tell the truth about what went down in the bathroom that night, she looked him smack in the eye and said “I don’t know what you mean, I did tell you the truth”…her stare totally intimidated him, he looked down. Then she said “I didn’t know you were a hater”…ACK!!! The nerve!

  62. Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 22, 2013 at 10:27 am

    Egg, Don’t know what to do.
    No posts today. Yesterday was fine. ????

  63. Posted by Robin Guerrero on May 22, 2013 at 10:27 am

    Stabby……. that’s funny

  64. Great read:

    Jodi Arias Body Language As She seeks Mercy Was Non Emotional, Non Apologetic, Self Absorbed, and Contradicted Her Testimony

    Off to store now, BBL!

  65. Posted by jack on May 22, 2013 at 10:36 am

    just read from AZcentral Jury back tomorrow. no verdict reached today.

    • Posted by jack on May 22, 2013 at 10:49 am

      2:33 AM

      TwitterMaryEllen Resendez @maryellenabc15

      RT @CoreyABC15 : No decision today in #JodiArias. Jury is back at 10AM tomorrow
      this is breaking my nerves.

      • Posted by Laurel on May 22, 2013 at 10:58 am

        AUGGGGGGGH!!!! WHY? WHY?

        • Posted by Laurel on May 22, 2013 at 11:00 am

          Why in the world would they cease deliberating early and go home before 5:00 p.m. today?
          My nerves really can’t take this…

          • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 11:06 am

            I think that was yesterday Laurel, they got there at 10 this morning and are deliberating right now.

            • Posted by Laurel on May 22, 2013 at 11:33 am

              Oh thank goodness! Whew! My heart rate just went back down to normal…
              That news was better than a valium:)

  66. Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 22, 2013 at 10:36 am

    Willmott’s dramatic “Do you kill her??” was her only available zinger at the end of her closing performance.
    As if to dare the jury to render the verdict.

    • Posted by Barb on May 22, 2013 at 11:20 am

      And she actually put her hands on the Beast! She leaned down and spoke to her first so Stabby woulldn’t be taken off guard when she put her hands on her shoulders and jump up and strangle her impulsively. Good move since Jenny does not control the shock thingee around her waist. I hope Jenny went home and scrubbed the evil off her hands.

  67. OMG…is she chatting up the deputy? YIKES, She is looking for a new victim?

    • Posted by jack on May 22, 2013 at 10:52 am

      she’s getting desperate for a man, after all she only has women available. maybe she’s missing the real thing!!!!!

      • Posted by Barb on May 22, 2013 at 11:22 am

        She has her pickles from the Canteen, remember……

        • Posted by jack on May 22, 2013 at 11:44 am

          that’s gross lol. now I can’t even eat a pickle without choking on it.

          • Posted by Barb on May 22, 2013 at 11:59 am

            So sorry Jack. That takes a third food group off our list. Pop Rocks-gone, Tootsie-Pops-gone! I think that is the end of it unless she ruins more food for us.

            • Posted by pfenix on May 22, 2013 at 1:04 pm

              Uh, you forgot Sausage Chub. Or as I call them…the prison woman’s Hubby Chubby. Ooooooh, ahhhhhhh….so MEATY! Sausage Chub get one in prison today!!!!

  68. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 11:05 am

    What the heck is going on?? Is this live?? They forgot to put in an instruction??!?!?


  69. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 11:11 am

    It was the stream… it showed a computer monitor of what was going on in the courtroom…now its the seal again!
    Apparently there was an instruction left out of the readings.. “LIfe w/o parole” that she would serve her entire life in prison without the possibility of ever leaving. She would die in prison.
    Then Willmott and Juan got to emphasize their arguement once again….
    hmmm I’m going to investigate if that just now happened or what….

  70. Posted by jack on May 22, 2013 at 11:12 am

    update or tria
    9:03 Pm

    Twitterjose miguel @reporterjmiguel

    RT @VinniePolitan : IMPORTANT update… #JodiArias jury DID NOT ask about “LIFE” … Judge read an instruction which was not yet read to Jury

  71. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 11:16 am


    1:14 PMjose miguel @reporterjmiguelSteven and Samantha Alexander have just been brought in to meet with Juan MartinezReplyRetweetFavorite

    What in the world is going on?!? lol!

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 11:19 am

      Oh goodness, this is giving me heart palpitations. HLN is on commercial right now but they said Stabby’s in the court and her family’s showing up.

      • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 11:22 am

        oh dears… i got nuthin’ but the seal…. i’ll keep hitting refresh on this page if you guys get something!!! HOLLA!~!

  72. Posted by laurensy on May 22, 2013 at 11:18 am

    I’ve always felt Jodi would have physically gone after Travis family if she had not been arrested. I truly believe she wants the Alexander family dead. I worry for Steven. He seems…. broken. I think Travis murder had affected him more than he has let on.

  73. Posted by jack on May 22, 2013 at 11:19 am

    I saw Stabby’s DFT speaking with her. She look pissed off.

  74. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 11:20 am

    Back in the courtroom for another proceeding….what’s happening now? #JodiAriasReplyRetweetFavorite

    Its coming back??? Jack all I got is a seal!!!

    ohhhno… my fear of abandonment is kicking in!!!!*

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 11:22 am

      This is Wild about Trial’s tweet
      Live stream won’t be started until court is back in session. Hold tight everyone. Keep the BTS to a minimum please. 🙂 #JodiArias

  75. Posted by jack on May 22, 2013 at 11:22 am

    something is going on now in the court room. the suspense is going to give me a nervous breakdown. Carol help send two BIG drinks my way .

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 11:24 am

      Jack!! your avatar looks like a verge of a breakdown!!! This IS nerve racking!!!!

      • Posted by jack on May 22, 2013 at 11:32 am

        how it looks is how I feel but worse. my husband is about to throw me out.
        where oh where is Carol with the Xanax? Help!!!!!!!!

  76. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 11:23 am

    rafftFox10#jodiarias #fox10 We have just been called back into courtroom.May be a jury question. Prosecutor here, Travis’ family. Judge not here.ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Eeeeks…something is going on!

    #jodiarias #fox10 Defense team not here yet. Jodi not here yet.ReplyRetweetFavorite

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 11:24 am

      Just remember your mantra GB…it’s 8 a.m. somewhere:)

      • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 11:28 am

        Yeppers!!! 😀 Carol better hustle back from the store!!!
        Who is she kidding…she’s not getting groceries! Hair of the dog maybe!!! 😛

        • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 11:35 am

          Mike on HLN is talking about the Judge inadvertently leaving an instruction out so they think that’s what the jury question is about. That they want to know if they give her life, will she actually be in prison for life.

  77. Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 11:24 am

    Wild about Trial said they don’t know what’s going on either!

  78. Posted by jack on May 22, 2013 at 11:25 am

    9:22 PM

    Twittersteve krafft @SKrafftFox10

    #jodiarias #fox10 We have just been called back into courtroom.May be a jury question. Prosecutor here, Travis’ family. Judge not here.

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 11:26 am

      All that for a jury question? Seems like it’s something more!!!

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 11:28 am

      You’re right jack, it’s a jury question.
      Wild about Trial tweeted:
      I confirmed that with a court rep. No verdict reached yet just a juror question. We are still waiting patiently. #JodiArias

  79. Posted by jack on May 22, 2013 at 11:26 am

    9:25 PM

    TwitterElizabeth Erwin @elizabetherwin

    I have no reason to believe this means the jury has reached a verdict…there would be more activity. I’m betting another jury ? #JodiArias

  80. Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 11:37 am

    Where’s everyone else today? I guess they all really tied one on last night:)

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 11:44 am

      LOL!! I’ve got another window opening, and re-reading last nights posts!!!
      They really had a blast it sounds like!
      I got a late start, but it was fun …so much fun that I woke my hubby up laughing..
      Oh i MUST copy/paste that comment… I think it was GiGi’s!! I”ll do so when I get there!

  81. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 11:49 am

    Posted by Gigi on May 21, 2013 at 8:24 pm
    In the meantime, chemo patients across the land are wondering in horror if they have a strand of Jodi’s DNA / Locks Of Hate on their heads…

    Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 8:52 pm
    Locks of Hate.. … omg..i can barely type!!!
    hilarious…. and yet tragic!!!!

    Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 21, 2013 at 8:54 pm
    ackkkkkkkk!! I woke up my husband from laughing so loud!!!…

  82. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 11:49 am

    HERE IT IS!!!!!

  83. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 11:50 am

    Oh loooaaard… she’s sporting her “gidget” ponytail… ….. ackkkkk!

  84. Posted by jack on May 22, 2013 at 11:50 am

    9:49 PM

    Twittersteve krafft @SKrafftFox10

    #jodiarias #fox10 Prosecutor and Jodi Arias arrive.
    Judge says there’s a juror question. Counsel approach.

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 11:54 am

      I thought the jury questions were private and hand written, are we going to get to hear it?

  85. Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 11:55 am

    During deliberation that is.

  86. Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 11:56 am

    I just got a message saying I was posting too fast, slow down! Ooooops!

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 12:07 pm

      hehehee… that happened to me yesterday… *blush*

      “simmadawnna” is what mine said! 😛

  87. Posted by jack on May 22, 2013 at 11:57 am

    RT @elizabetherwin : Judge encourages jurors to ask questions about the issues, laws or facts they’re having trouble with. Says go back to …


    9:56 PM

    TwitterElizabeth Erwin @elizabetherwin

    Jurors continue deliberating after telling the judge they can’t reach a unanimous decision-judge urges them to try again. #JodiArias

    9:56 PM

    Twitterjose miguel @reporterjmiguel

    RT @elizabetherwin : Jury says they can’t reach a unanimous decision,

  88. F*%K! They are hung??? I am so sad! I sure hope they take in Judge S’s counsel.

  89. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 11:58 am

    1:57 PMElizabeth Erwin @elizabetherwinRemember-if the jurors absolutely can’t reach a decision the judge can choose a new jury and the penalty phase starts again. #JodiAriasReplyRetweetFavorite


  90. Arrogant B&*%H! Did you see her? UGH I AM SO ANGRY!

  91. Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 12:00 pm

    Oh man, no unanimous decision.

  92. Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 12:03 pm

    That POOR POOR family:( I can’t even imagine how emotionally worn out and fed up they are:( Sniffle:(

    • OMG did you see them? I just can’t bear this! Please, please, please jury…please!

    • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 12:05 pm

      I agree Ria.. ughh we were just talking about that… the disgust we feel only pales in comparison…


  93. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 12:03 pm

    2:02 PMsteve krafft @SKrafftFox10#fox10 #jodiarias Judge declares “we are at recess until 1:30PM”

    UGHHH .. well i’ll TRY to get something done!

  94. Posted by jack on May 22, 2013 at 12:05 pm

    #fox10 #jodiarias Judge declares “we are at recess until 1:30PM”
    I can’t take much more of this.

  95. Alright…I gotta find a bar! See y’all at 1:30! ((hugs)) To the family and to everyone here who needs one! Sorry for the jury’s indecision! :((

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 12:17 pm

      See you in a bit Bea…I finally just got your name…Oh BeHave LOL

      • Would you believe that is my real name b is short for Becky which is short for Rebecca…maiden name Haive. Someone made a joke once and it just stuck! In my professional world I go by Rebecca ( using my best British accent). Who wants an accountant named Bea Haive…I’d lose half my clients! Hahahaha I’m working on my master’s right now so that when I retire I can go into forensic accounting, just for fun…then they can call me Bea Haive! Won’t that be a hoot!

        • Posted by Amy McCortney on May 22, 2013 at 10:59 pm

          That’s awesome, Bea, I honestly thought you were doing some clever Austin Powers thing. Love it anyway!

        • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 4:31 am

          Oh my gosh Bea!!! I had no idea that was your real name! That’s so cool! My name is Victoria so I just took the last 3 letters for mine but honestly, Ria makes me think of Diarrhea so I’d never go by that in real life.

          A restaurant is opening down the street from us, my husband and I have been anxiously awaiting to see what it was. They finally put the sign up the other day and it’s called “Dick and Harry’s” so now I keep asking my hubs when he’s taking me to Harry Dicks:)

          • Lololol….I can just imagine the come backs! Lol I love Ria, and honestly, I would never have thought about diarrhea! Lol. Getting ready for the courthouse. Catch ya later. 🙂

  96. Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 12:16 pm

    Come ON jurors!!! You can DO IT!

  97. Posted by Laurie on May 22, 2013 at 12:22 pm

    I have one small sliver of hope and that is if there is only 1 or 2 who are saying life then there is a chance that they will be persuaded. I was on a jury (not death penalty case) and we deliberated 5 hours in the guilty or not guilty phase. Three people were holdouts for not guilty. We told the judge that the jury was hung and he sent us back to deliberate some more. It didn’t take long for the three to change their vote to guilty. I cannot imagine the anguish of the Alexander family – I am physically sick myself.

  98. Posted by Observer on May 22, 2013 at 12:22 pm

    The jury is not hung. Beth Karas said before they delibrated for the day, the judge re-read an instruction to the jury regarding life in prison. The jury did not ask for it. Judge Stevens realized she left it out of yesterday’s instructions. Jennifer Wilmott argued that Jodi would never get out of prison if they voted for life and Juan Martinez argued that Jodi still could have the option of Life without parole or parole after 25 years. They weren’t old Judge Stevens would make that decision if they don’t vote for death.

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 12:30 pm

      I’m confused, I thought the Judge said they had failed to reach a unanimous decision…so you’re saying the weren’t able to reach a unanimous decision because they were unsure of what LWOP entailed? And whether she’d be parole eligible?

      • Posted by Sully on May 22, 2013 at 12:35 pm

        I heard the HLN feed on the radio and the judge read a “note” from the jury that they were unable to reach a unanimous verdict (sentence.) This was AFTER Wilmott and Martinez had given clarification regarding LWOP (whether it meant she would stay inside forever or be eligible in 25 years.)
        The judge told the jury to break down their points of disagreement as they apply to the law and if they had questions, to bring them back to her, and she would answer them. She said she was not influencing them to vote one way or the other.
        If they are deadlocked, they have to impanel another jury who will decide sentence only. However, in order to do that, they will have to present the case again so they will have all the facts. Arrggh.

  99. Posted by Sully on May 22, 2013 at 12:31 pm

    At this point I’d be willing to compromise on LWOP rather than having a trial do-over. I can’t imagine that the good taxpayers of Arizona are happy, and where would they find a jury in Arizona who doesn’t know about this case? They would have to search caves or haul in mountain men. (I don’t even want to THINK about the Alexander family.)

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 12:35 pm

      Yes, mountain men! Or Amish, I don’t think they watch t.v.

      • Posted by Sully on May 22, 2013 at 12:36 pm

        I veto the Amish. Too sentimental. However, they may recommend she work on an Amish farm the rest of her “natural” life, and I could support that.

        • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 12:38 pm

          How about those guys from Duck Dynasty, they’d probably say “Jodi who?”.

          • Posted by Sully on May 22, 2013 at 1:09 pm

            I bet they could git the liddle laydee to talk!

          • Posted by pfenix on May 22, 2013 at 1:47 pm

            They would have their own brand of justice…huntin’ that demon. O.K. JoDie, this here is da swamp. We’all give you girl a 5 minute head start to run for your life. Run, Demon, Run. Yahoooooooo now there’s some redneck justice.

  100. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 12:37 pm

    2:11 PMElizabeth Erwin @elizabetherwin#JodiArias jurors are working through lunch today.ReplyRetweetFavorite

    wow.. well i best get crackin then… good for them… get’erdone!!!!!

  101. Posted by jack on May 22, 2013 at 12:40 pm

    10:11 PM

    TwitterElizabeth Erwin @elizabetherwin

    #JodiArias jurors are working through lunch today
    I hope they come to a verdict today and end all of this suspense.
    CAROL where the heck are you? I need a double Xanax.

  102. Posted by jack on May 22, 2013 at 12:46 pm

    GB I see we are posting the same.Boy your fast on he draw. I can retire now and return to reading all the great comments from all fellow PEEPS. you guys and girls are great. I really like this blog because no one gets nasty with each other. that speaks a lot for the QUEEN EGGER. more power to you all we are in this mess together till the end>

  103. Posted by jack on May 22, 2013 at 12:48 pm

    what the hell does this mean?

    10:45 PM

    TwitterMaryEllen Resendez @maryellenabc15

    #jodiarias courtwatchers preparing 4 a VIP family event — ONCALL 4 DP verdict. But will keep u posted… “Real Life Calls”

  104. Posted by jack on May 22, 2013 at 1:27 pm

    I hope our worse nightmare is coming true. take a look at this!!!!

    11:16 PM

    TwitterMaryEllen Resendez @maryellenabc15

    RT @ABC : #JodiArias jury can’t agree on death sentence

  105. Posted by jack on May 22, 2013 at 1:28 pm

    sorry our nightmare is NOT coming true.

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 3:18 pm

      Hopefully they can come to an agreement jack, all we can do is hope and pray for that!

  106. Posted by mcgee on May 22, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    stabby is giving us the BIGGEST HAND JOB in the history of the UNIVERSE!!!!!!

  107. Posted by Sully on May 22, 2013 at 1:45 pm

    They can still pull a unanimous verdict out of the hat, which I hope they do. But…I think we are long overdue for a soul searching of our judicial system. I doubt major changes would come, but I think the expense has gotten out of hand ($1.8 mill on this one alone, and the counter is still ticking), the length of time it takes to complete a case (5 months on this one and the counter is still ticking), the ability of convicted felons to torment their victims and their survivors (I don’t think I need to repeat the examples here), the out-of-control publicity and free-wheeling media access to perps…the list goes on and on.
    Even minor changes would help. Cases like this one appear to be just a “game” for lawyers who want to “win” regardless of justice being served. Yeah, I’ll admit to being bitter about this one, but I don’t like the view from where I sit.
    Okay, cranky time over. I’ll now get back to searching for unbiased Amish in Arizona for the next jury panel.

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 1:56 pm

      I give a HUGE AMEN to that Sully. It’s getting ridiculous and the lawyers are allowed to get too dirty…it’s becoming no holds barred. CA’s defense attorney’s were disgusting and we’ve seen the same thing again here.

      I had to run to the store and I was really hoping there’d be good news when I got back but it doesn’t look like it. Going to make dinner but I’ll keep checking to see if there’s any progress!

    • Sully I have a very simple viewpoint on this type of case – If you intentionally murder someone and there is no doubt you did it – you are either criminally insane and go directly to an insane asylum (sp?) or you get the death penalty – no other options and no diddling the public (taxpayers) on your “poor me story time” – This case has taken far too long – it has cost far too much and the plain and simple truth is – there is no excuse for not immediately sending her to death row – If she intentionally took a life she must pay with her life – plain and simple – IMO!

      • Posted by Sully on May 22, 2013 at 5:58 pm

        This reminds me of the IRS tax code. Every time they mention “paper reduction act” or simplifying the tax code, I cringe. It seems like it should be simple (like your example, Peony,) but judicial process has become ponderous and ineffective.

  108. Posted by pfenix on May 22, 2013 at 1:55 pm

    O.K, O.K, I brought in some goodies for you all while you wait for Carol to get back and reopen the bar. Nothing fancy just some punch and dessert.

    Punch is spiked.
    Pot Brownies
    Xanax Rice Pudding
    Oxycotton Candy
    Rum Balls
    Jack Daniels and Kahula filled chocolates

    Watching the Barefoot Contessa right now. Will bring you dinner later of fried chicken, sour cream mashed potatoes, and apple pie, so don’t spoil you appetites. Just take the edge off.

  109. Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 22, 2013 at 2:00 pm

    “Cases like this one appear to be just a “game” for lawyers who want to “win” regardless of justice being served.”

    Exactly !! And as we have witnessed in this trial, ALL the stops were pulled out for the hoped-for *win.*
    Have to leave for an appt right now but will be checking as often as I can. Not giving up hope….!!

  110. Posted by Sully on May 22, 2013 at 2:12 pm

    Okay, just ran across this little nugget in Princess Perp’s interview with the AP:
    “The prosecutor has accused me of wanting to be famous, which is not true,” she said.

    But AP reporters, unhappy with the current state of downsizing in newsrooms everywhere responded (to Sully’s glee):

    “However, Arias has sought the spotlight at every turn, providing TV interviews and even using a third-party to tweet throughout the trial.”

    I guess PP just can’t avoid the haters, can she?

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 2:18 pm

      Sully, did you see part of her interview with the male interviewer where he asked her to tell the truth about what came down in that bathroom. She said “I did tell the truth” then she glared at him with her Demon eyes, causing him to look down. Then she said “I didn’t know YOU were a hater”.

      • Posted by Sully on May 22, 2013 at 2:22 pm

        Yes, that was the ABC news guy. He gave her this look (which I thought was hysterical, because he has been taught to be objective) which if put in words was “hoookay” then he kept on going.

    • Posted by pfenix on May 22, 2013 at 2:20 pm

      AP doesn’t drink the local Kool-Aid always.

      • Posted by Sully on May 22, 2013 at 2:24 pm

        I don’t expect them to. They are “pool” reporters representing multiple newspapers everywhere, and complaints of bias will get a reported booted faster than you can say “spit.”

        • Posted by Sully on May 22, 2013 at 2:24 pm

          umm “reporter” not “reported”

          Barkeep! Who gave her a union day off??

          • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 2:27 pm

            I think yesterday wore her out but hopefully she’s back tomorrow, bright eyed and bushy tailed…or maybe later today:)

  111. Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 2:17 pm

    steve krafft @SKrafftFox10New jury wd. be just for penalty phase.Expensive and hard to find unbiased jury. So?“@Crimefile : @SKrafftFox10 It’s time for a new trial.”ReplyRetweetFavorite

    He MUST be kidding…

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 2:24 pm

      We decided we need to round up some Amish folk for the next jury GB, as far as I know they don’t watch t.v.

      • Posted by GBPL *its 8 a.m. somewhere!* on May 22, 2013 at 2:26 pm

        LOL!!!!!!! OMG!! how funny!!!!!
        for the love of Peter, Paul and Mary… DECIDE already!!!

        My liver is going to protest soon!!! 😉

      • Posted by Sully on May 22, 2013 at 2:29 pm

        Occasionally, someone takes a vow to go unplugged for a year (no tv, no phone, no internet – facebook, twitter, etc.) but those people are few and far between. Plus, can you imagine if you were living in blissful Quietville, that you’d be called in to fix this mess on a new jury? Crikey!

      • I know, move the whole trial to Alaska and hire the Eskimos to be jurors.
        Since Heavy and Patch wanted to take their sweet time and waste so much time, let them do it there. I’m sure those people would like to be in a warm court room for 5 or 6 months anyway. Perfect.

  112. Hello All in Eggland!
    Caught up on all of today’s DRAMAAAA, for no reason. Geez, you’d think that HLN was running this trial for crying out loud!
    EGG, how are you doing today? Better, I hope. 😉
    Sounds like you guys missed me, aww thanks.
    If, IF, that jury ends up being hung and has to bring in a new one, heaven help us all and our livers. I don’t know if I can stomach much more of this shit, it’s getting personal now.
    I saw the clip of the murderer flirting with the Deputy because of all the reporters waiting in the back of court. UGH barf bag again..
    I’ll keep checking in and post any new stuff that comes up. Stay the course, remember, we’re all in this together. 😉
    Give a scream if they come back in Ok?

  113. Genius. You complete me.

  114. Posted by laurensy on May 22, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    What she did to Travis and continues to do to his family, is enough for me to give her death.

    • Hi lauren, I just want her to be in the most uncomfortable place of all. I don’t care if she lives or dies as long as she STHU and doesn’t bother us any more. HeLL would be a dandy place though, but I don’t think the devil will take her either.

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 3:02 pm

      I agree, she’s just torturing them and you know she’s loving every minute of it:(

      • Posted by pfenix on May 22, 2013 at 3:17 pm

        Princesssssss Demon holding court in court today was again vomitious. Had to turn off HLN.

        • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 3:19 pm

          I know, giggling and flirting with the security guard. I notice she was purposely flashing her hand around and showing off her crooked Demon finger.

  115. I gotta keep an eye on these storms with the lightening. ewwww Might have to log with the thunder now….

  116. HLN is really pushing the Zimmerman case now, their next big drama show that they will exploit until the cows come home. ugh
    Where’s all the world news updates like it use to be? Maybe they should just change it to Court TV and get it over with.

  117. Posted by Faihful on May 22, 2013 at 3:40 pm

    CAROL EB happy to you back. I really was going over the top with all this shit. I don’t know how much more I can handle before I will from Greece and personally strangle the B…..TCH. Please send some Xanax!!!!!! Lol will fellow egg eaters it is now 1:37am I am very tired so it’s time for some shut eye. See you all later. Stay safe and don’t drink to love to all

    • Posted by pfenix on May 22, 2013 at 3:43 pm

      Will bring you Xanax if I can personally deliver it in Greece. Oopa!!!!!

    • Hi Faithful, thanks. It’s really a mind blower, this one. I believe Bea is our in house pharmacist, let me ask her. I don’t even know how to spell that, yesterday I called it Zanaz. phhhttt.

      • Hey Carol EBsBK… Xanax it is! Phenix wins the prize of 2 Xanex pills for nerves- one for each day left of the trial this week! But you get second prize for Zantac which is for the indigestion you experience from the trial anxiety! You get 4 pills since they wear off before the Xanex!

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 3:48 pm

      Good night!

    One of Arias’ stipulations for giving interviews yesterday was that she not be shown with stripes and shackles.


    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 3:49 pm

      They said she was a total diva, making demands and controlling everything.

      • Isn’t that just a scream Ria!! I love it!! Look at those crappy shoes with the pink socks!! HA!! What’s up with that?!!
        Not looking so hot in this pic are we butcher?

        • Posted by GBPL ... Bring on Juan!!! on May 22, 2013 at 3:55 pm

          ughhh looks like she just pulled that sweater over her jumpsuit?
          I thought I saw the stripes in the fox interview last night… I couldn’t stomach any other ones.. I want to hear from Juan~~ lol!!!

          • Posted by pfenix on May 22, 2013 at 5:14 pm

            Ohhhh Hell Yes, bring on the Juan!!!!

          • Actually, GB, you are right…she has her stripes on under the sweater…They said on HLN this morning that the Sheriff’s office lent her the sweater because she demanded no stripes or shackles showing to do the interviews. She’s got stripes on from the waist down!

        • Wow, can you even imagine having to wear those big chains like that? I don’t even chain my dog like that. And, the waist chains and hand cuffs were off!!
          That’ll add an easy 25 lbs. on a gal, for sure. Poor little murderer.

        • Posted by Sully on May 22, 2013 at 6:26 pm

          Are those Birkenstocks? 🙂

          • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 23, 2013 at 6:22 am

            Nope, those plastic sandals are standard correctional institution footwear. Sexy, no? Maybe because they’re plastic, they can somehow disinfect them between inmates?

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 3:57 pm

      Hahaha, that picture is a classic!!! Love it!

    • Posted by pfenix on May 22, 2013 at 5:12 pm

      Somebody didn’t listen because I saw her striped prison pants in some of the interviews.

      • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 4:39 am

        She’s an idiot if she thinks the press isn’t going to release all this behind the scenes stuff…well, we know she’s an idiot but I hope she gets wind of this picture floating around. I would make it the background on my laptop, just for laughs, but it’ll freak my husband out.

  119. Posted by GBPL ... Bring on Juan!!! on May 22, 2013 at 4:02 pm

    Yiikes…i’m being moderated!!! waaaaaaa!!! i’ll be good I promise!!!! 😀

    • I dont know why that happened, i so sowwy! Sometimes my blog has a mind of its own. De-Edifying randomly lands in spam for no reason, and sometimes people say their comments dont show up at all. I think wordpress must be possessed. 👿

      • Posted by GBPL ... Bring on Juan!!! on May 22, 2013 at 4:30 pm

        Oh no!!! Please don’t let it be! (possessed that is…)
        I was wondering if its because I added to my sign in name,..but it didn’t do that before. I’ll just try to pace my posts! 😉

        • Posted by GBPL ... Bring on Juan!!! on May 22, 2013 at 4:32 pm

          ok..that one didn’t say waiting on moderator…or whatever it said before..
          Ha! so much for pacing my posts~

          • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 4:35 pm

            Were you floating around in cyber space GB? Ok, it’s 7:30 here…meaning it’s 4:30 in AZ…do you think they’ll call it a day at 5? Meaning we have to get drunk AGAIN tomorrow?

            • Posted by GBPL ... Bring on Juan!!! on May 22, 2013 at 5:03 pm

              I was!! I think its a combo of my fear of abandoment,…AND the link to the demo’s picture that sent me to cyber lock out! :O

      • Hi EGG! 😀 Good to see you!
        Well, went over to the C.D to post that pic and I have two comments in moderation there, now. Join the boat GB.
        That site is slower than a herd of snails in molasses. I’ll stay here now. 😉
        Do you think JoDie put a voo doo hex on WordPress? ewww

        • Posted by GBPL ... Bring on Juan!!! on May 22, 2013 at 4:52 pm

          I think that picture of her in shackles is what did it! 😛

      • Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 22, 2013 at 6:11 pm

        Egg, I am sorry that spam stuff keeps happening. You sure don’t need the hassle of fishing them out of spam. I have checked and rechecked to see if it is on my end. Can’t figure it out. But thx for putting up w/me.

        Driving home just now listening to the radio and it was announced that Stabby will go Perryville, DP or not. Several threads back I posted a suggeastion for the egg carton folks to google Perryville and see the Warden’s pic on the home page. VERY doubtful that this “lady” will allow ANY BS antics from Stabby. She looks like Stabby’s worst nightmare.
        Makes me sooooooo happy!!

  120. I’m going over to the Caylee Daily and splat that pic over there too. 🙂

  121. I can say that mark Claus’s daughter’s murderer was given Death.. and is still alive….. The trial was 1993…. Also, there is a woman on death row in Arizona who, after 23 years on death row,, has just been given a new trial… So,, death is not death…(give it to jodi,please) and also life is NOT life… she could be out in as little as 10 years…. 5 already served, and “good time”,,,,, our system is in dire need of refurbishing…

    But, Thanks, Eggy,, you are the BEST of the best,You are the most astute noticer of these people…. 🙂

    • Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 4:40 pm

      They had a guy from the prison on HLN today. He said if Stabby were to get life she’d be in the exact same cell as the DP inmates. They have an overflow of DP cells that aren’t being used so their maximum security inmates (which she would initially be) go to the same cell block. She’s have a cell by herself then, after 3 years of good behavior, she would get “moved up” in the system…she’d be given more privilege’s, have more freedoms etc. As the years go by with good behavior, she moves up the prison ladder more.

      She gets the DP, she stays in that tiny cell so yeah, she belongs there!

  122. Carol,, are you talking about the pic with the red flip flops,, and chains and jail pants??? hilarious,, how does she have that stuff on ,and STILL be an egomaniac???? In some ways she IS actually pitiful…

    • Hi Max, yes! the same one I posted way up there ^^^^^^.

    • Posted by pfenix on May 22, 2013 at 5:29 pm

      Please!!! She can rock anything on her “Jodi Arias Tonight” show.

      Didn’t know you came to hate on her…that creeped me out when she said that to a reporter when he ask a hard reality question.

      • If she gets life, she can start a new reality show called “Inmate Makeovers – Making Killers Beautiful and Building Their Confidence” “Just because we are doing time, doesn’t mean we can’t be pretty. There is no reason for us to spend the rest of our lives looking that these butt-ugly chicks!”

    • Max, NOT pitiful, she slaughters people three times over.

  123. Posted by Ria on May 22, 2013 at 4:42 pm

    Wild about Trial tweeted the jurors are done for the day.

  124. Can’t believe it. The jury Still can’t come to a verdict. Were they not all present for the Jody Show for the past 5 months. One would think JA is running for office, if they didn’t know about the trial. Holding press conferences,demanding make-up before the shoot, selling artwork, Victim Tee shirts????? Aye,Lord. Ya know comedian Ron White said it best “Other states have a 3 strikes yer out law, they put you on death row ,and you sit for years of appeals. Here in Texas we don’t have that. If you kill somebody, we built an express lane fer your A….” So, if they come back with a hung jury for JA, just send out for the next one from Texas… Or, if you are feeling a bit crazy and you,God forbid go out and kill someone, just drag em to Arizona.

  125. Carol, YOU? in moderation?? Blow me away. my friend… 😆

  126. In JoDie’s little power point yesterday, “I, me or my” was mentioned 180 times and she mentioned “Travis” 22 times. That’s 9 1/2 times a minute. She should die for that.

  127. Did you ever see a pic of that Matt Zorell (sp?) on NG? The guy that has all her back up dirt? He looks like a Muppet or a garden gnome.

  128. Good evening Eggsters…
    Had some RL issues to deal with, but have gotten caught up on all the great comments and ALL those nasty reporters on HLN who got left out of the 2013 Arias Farewell Tour late last night.
    Yanno, I know this a no no…but I’m kinda hoping that these jurors go home tonight and accidentally on purpose watch those interviews Gas Can Stabby benevolently bestowed on the world until the wee hours.
    I’m going to do some investigating and see how long other juries have taken to come back…Oh..apparently 7 hours isn’t that long according to one of Nancy Graces’ guests! I’ll go double check anyway…

    • Hi red, IIRC, (many drinks ago) the Scott Peterson jury was out one whole week before the death vote. Yikes!
      I think they are just sick to death of talking about that bitch. I would be!

      • That actually encourages me a little! Okay, I think I can take out the IV now…an entire week? I guess if she gets death, it will be worth it!

        • Wow, when I see, in writing, that I am actually rooting for someone to die, it kind of creeps me out…not that I am changing my vote, just feels kind of weird.

          • Bea, always root for the winning team. 😉 I just want her to be as uncomfortable as possible and grieve why it is that way. Don’t feel weird, she slaughters people. When the got her, she had a new gun and two knives in her car. She is a threat to all people.

            • THAT creeps me out, too…think she was going back to Mesa for Mimi or Chris and Sky Hughes? OMGosh…that chick has got to go! I can’t believe how this trial affects me…I swing from one extreme to the other…I NEVER use the F word, and today when I thought they were hung and quitting, I screamed that so loud, my Mormon neighbors were coming over with a bishop and holy water to get the demons out of me!!! They calmed down a little when I explained that it was just spirits…the spirit of RUM, but they are keeping a close eye on me. Think they are going to ban me from the cannery? LOL!

              • Posted by RD on May 22, 2013 at 9:12 pm

                I am a member of the Church Of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints (Mormons) Bea Haive, I confess I have uttered more than a few unflattering utterings myself directed at the unholy spawn! We (members) believe that all can come unto Christ for salvation & that we are all children of God. thru repentance, prayer, humility, attributes & qualities Travis had. There are exceptions, I am afraid, and that simply is the truth. You 1st have to have a soul for redemption & salvation & she-who-must-not-be-named has none and is evil here on this earth. Evil of an epic scale.
                In scripture we study & read time & again of evil that walks among us or exists. Very rarely do we get see it manifested right before our eyes. Terrifying whatever
                your beliefs. Expletives in this case are warranted. Oh, one other thing, we don’t use or sprinkle holy water, we do use olive oil that has been blessed & used for the anointing of the sick & afflicted, it is a very humble experience to administer to someone who asks or needs this blessing.

                • Posted by RD on May 22, 2013 at 9:19 pm

                  Bea Haive; clarification on anointing the sick & afflicted; demons need not apply.

                • Hey RDon…I didn’t mean to be irreverent or make fun of the LDS Church. Most of my family are LDS. I didn’t think anyone wud get me if I said the annointed oil, most people get holy water because of movies. I have not been in the church for over 20 years, but I still respect it and do love the people. They really do let me go help at the cannery, and buy food. And I still work on the genealogy with some of the ladies, I just never got back in the church. I hope I wasn’t offensiv e to you. ☺

                  • Posted by RD on May 23, 2013 at 7:37 am

                    Bea, you have not offended anyone! 🙂 I know how you feel watching this evil–you just spurt out things! That tells me you have a pulse & are passionate but most importantly you care. The Alexanders have endured so much & continue to do so with humility & integrity. This evil will use every moment & resource avalible within reach of her shackled demon claws to torement & haunt not only the Alexander family but humanity. Honestly, ask yourself, when was the last time you saw such evil in the eyes & stare of someone? It is often said the eyes are the gateway to the soul. There is no soul in this case. I can’t recall ever seeing someone so defective & rotten but yet still posseses cognitive skills. Aristotle wrote of the non-virtuous man; he knows between right & wrong, good & evil, but does bad things anyway. We’re witnessing a whole new level of this.

                • Posted by Barb on May 23, 2013 at 5:55 am

                  RD- I think your comments just explained the emotions this Demon evokes in me. This is Evil of an epic scale! We rarely see it so up close and personal. Some people make us wonder…but with her there is no doubt. Satan walks the earth in the body of that woman! That why so many people want to put IT to death who are normally loving and forgiving.

                • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 23, 2013 at 7:24 am

                  I’ve wondered when she was going to play her religiosity card. Not a word about her beliefs – confession – redemption – forgiveness. Shows how shallow that aspect of her life is/was.

                  • Posted by RD on May 23, 2013 at 7:52 am

                    When it is convinient I’m sure she will play the religious hand. I’m such a baaaaaaaaad girl kind of thing. For a faithful person they know exactly where the convicted muderess will being going on her final earthly journey. The deepest most inner cirlces of hell await poeple like her. Spiritual death. I know I am far from a perfect person but, “pity the beast that knows no mercy, I know therefore I am not a beast”

          • Posted by Sully on May 22, 2013 at 6:54 pm

            Don’t feel bad, Bea. She has that affect on everyone. It’s the callous, arrogant, sadistic, I’m-going-to-get-away-with-it-and-you-can’t-do-a-darn-thing-about-it, and the continual rubbing in the face of the Alexander family’s collective face that brings out the “best” in us. Or maybe I should say “the beast in us.”

            • Thanks, Sully! I am so beside myself with all this emotional crap! I don’t do emotional crap so well! LOL

              • Posted by Sully on May 22, 2013 at 7:57 pm

                You are in good company. Even Dr. Drew said tonight that he was enraged after seeing her behavior in the interviews. And he recognized the behavior when he was watching her.

  129. Posted by LaRue on May 22, 2013 at 6:58 pm

    The psychopathic narcissistic did nothing more than verbalize her public service announcement…..issued her press release. Thanks Eggy, once again, you made me smile when I felt like screaming!

  130. Posted by moonshyne on May 22, 2013 at 7:11 pm

    I’d love to see a post about Stabbys media blitz. She definitely has delusions of grandeur. Stabby thinks she’s a star! Hair and make-up for the demon! And Stabby showed that she does not like hard questions..any reporter that asks real questions is a “hater” according to her. Stabby doesn’t understand that the whole country hates her except a few nuts that are as twisted and evil as she is.

    I’m just praying this jury gets it right. Please don’t tell me one of them buys anything that Stabby is selling! Speaking of which, I would have thought once she trotted out those “Survivor” shirts that would have been the end of her right there. How sickening was that?!?!

    Here’s to hoping the jury sleeps on it and goes in tommorow and delivers the DP. It’s the only way Travis and his family will get justice. Life in prison would be awful..she’d spend her life doing those fkn interviews and
    making the Alexanders lives miserable. They have been through so much. Please God, let there be real justice!!

    • Posted by Laurie on May 22, 2013 at 7:23 pm

      I came to this blog looking for some solace and I see you had the exact same thought that I did. Did some member of the jury have their head turned when she held up the “Survivor” t-shirt? I would have thought that would have sealed her fate.

      However, I am not surprised that the jurors disagree on the death penalty. I thought something was wrong with this jury when it took 90 minutes to decide the aggravation phase.

      • Hi Laurie. Now, the talking heads (lawyers) claim that it would be the same 7 – 5 split on the murder 1 charge thing that they are dickering about.
        I think they are all sick to death ( small joke inserted) about this whole case, the waste of their lives and her. Can’t blame ’em!

        • Posted by Laurie on May 22, 2013 at 8:50 pm

          Carol – Interesting you say that jurors are sick to death of it. I think the defense’s strategy of delay, delay, delay has also helped in splitting the jury. When the jurors were together so many days, they were a unit. Now they have had about 3 weeks of very little time together and they probably are more settled back into their regular lives. Any camaraderie built has been frayed – they just want their own lives back again.

    • Posted by GBPL ... Bring on Juan!!! on May 22, 2013 at 7:32 pm

      I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw her set that shirt down and getting her little program all set up to wow the the jury….

      I was afraid she was going to bust into a Destiny’s Child routine right then in there hawking those stupid t-shirts…

  131. Posted by GBPL ... Bring on Juan!!! on May 22, 2013 at 7:15 pm

    If you haven’t had enough of the trial… Its on “Behind the headlines” on Lifetime channel….

    It actually showed some of the crime scene photo’s… yikes… a little warning would of been nice.
    awwww that made me think of the poor Alexander family..

    • Posted by GBPL ... Bring on Juan!!! on May 22, 2013 at 7:38 pm

      Now i see that they do say after each commerical break that viewer discretion is advised or something to that effect

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 22, 2013 at 9:16 pm

        there’s a blog that has all the crime scene photos and autopsy photos shown in court, and some that weren’t shown to the general audience, for obvious reasons. They are AWFUL. It’s after seeing these that I DO believe in the DP, and would gladly inject Stabby myself.

        The show you mentioned, “Beyond the Headlines” is playing again at 10pm PST. Thanks for the heads up, I’d have missed it.

  132. Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 22, 2013 at 7:46 pm

    Every so often if you can wade past her screeching and her oh so dazzling teeth, JVM makes a salient point. Have HLN on (just because) and after they showed a montage of clips from last night’s Stabbyganza, she said while watching how she plays everyone, even the reporters, spins every question into a non-answer, dangles a maybe answer but only if you play her game ..this is the pathological hell Travis Alexander had to deal with. That poor guy !!

    And we will never know if her other “boyfriends” were just so damn glad to be out of her web that they shammed being *her once in a while friend* just to keep her from leeching back on them full time.

  133. Left the link upstairs with the new and improved pic of Skank.
    GB…I honestly don’t know how this family has coped with such grace and maintained their composure throughout this trial. I think I would have had to be restrained at times. They have my respect and I light a candle every night and will do so until this horrific ordeal is finally over for them.

  134. Posted by Jo D on May 22, 2013 at 7:48 pm

    You want a name for her? How about “spermface”

  135. Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 22, 2013 at 7:56 pm

    Uh, oh…Posts are going to spam again…
    Stabby had jinxed me.

  136. Posted by marilyn on May 22, 2013 at 8:11 pm

    I went on line and checked out scott petersons jury. Before they reached a death sentence 2 jurors were replaced and it took 7 days. So there is still hope

  137. Heading to Mesa tonight, Y’all…I’ll let you know if I get a seat! I will be sending messages like crazy here!!!! Talk to ya tomorrow!

    • Are you really Bea?! Let us know! Safe trip.

    • Thx Egg Beater and Red. I’m at my sisters house in Mesa but I can’t sleep. I am going to try for the later session, because my niece will kill me if I don’t see her off to school! If I see JVM or BK or even Jinkasaurus, I’ll give a shout out to Egg, Egg Beater and all the eggs in the carton! Lol. I’ll let u know tomorrow what happens. I’ll b here til Monday.

      • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 4:42 am

        Oh Bea, how exciting! I hope you get in!!! I posted back to you about your name way up above:)

      • Posted by Sully on May 23, 2013 at 5:58 am

        We want details. Spill! Hope you can get a sense of what’s going on.

      • Hey Bea…good to see you arrived safe and sound. Gotta keep the little people happy! Sending good vibs out there for you! And yes as Sully said…DETAILS!

  138. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 22, 2013 at 9:09 pm

    (sung to “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer”)

    We had OJ, and Jack-o,
    and Robert and Casey.
    Scott Peterson murdered his son,
    and wife Laci.

    But the vilest of them all,
    is that b*tch with “couldn’t recall”

    Stabby the black eyed demon,
    has a very ugly nose.
    And as she keeps on talking,
    the hatred towards her grows and grows.

    All of the other demons,
    bow their heads and cry in shame.
    They couldn’t be as evil,
    as Stabby on her nicest day.

    She murdered her ex one afternoon,
    in his shower stall.
    Jodi with her eyes shut tight,
    stabbed and stabbed with all her might.

    Oh now the world DOES hate her!
    we watch her interview with glee.
    Stabby the black eyed demon,
    we hope for the death penalty!

    • AH,HAHAHAHA!!!! A poet in our midst!! A round of applause for you Jenni! Thank you for that! 😀

      • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 22, 2013 at 9:27 pm

        But all I’m doing it taking someone else’s “music” (per se) and just adding my own words. It’s kinda like tracing photographs in pencil and coloring them in, only not as easy. And I don’t sell them. Or lie about them to a jury. TY for the props though! 🙂

        • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 6:09 am

          This is my favorite line!
          Stabby the black eyed demon,
          has a very ugly nose.
          LOL Jen!!!

    • Bravo Jen!
      Sometimes we just need to laugh, yanno?
      Thank you…sooooooo much!

    • Posted by Sully on May 23, 2013 at 6:02 am

      Really good one, Jen! I’ll be humming that ditty today, along with “Gas Can Sally.” 😉

    • Posted by pfenix on May 23, 2013 at 12:58 pm

      BRAVO! BRAVO! Damned Funny!

  139. G’Night to all in Eggland. Bar Keep – out. Shut off the rest of the lights and wash your glasses before you lock the door. 😉

  140. Testing….new alternate avatar/username…its me,eggo…

  141. Quite a large piccy of her in striped pants, pink sox and ankle chains was published in today’s edition of the West Australian Newspaper – the write up was a summary of her me, me me diatribe. This is the first time that I have seen anything about her mentioned down-under – proves that our media loves sensationalism too. :mrgreen:

    • Hi Jill. Great to hear that most of the real world knows about the real JoDie and her spiels of BS. Good to see you!

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 23, 2013 at 4:33 am

      I LOVE that they used a pic of her in stripes and shackles, after she specifically said NO to such shots!

    • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 4:44 am

      That’s funny Jill! Stabby’s going to be so upset when she finds out the press deceived her:) She’ll cross whoever leaked that off her list of acceptable interviewers.

    • Posted by GBPL ... Bring on Juan!!! on May 23, 2013 at 6:57 am

      I think its ironic that she doesn’t want a photo of her from the waist down…. when she’s got clothes on.


  142. Posted by Cherise B on May 22, 2013 at 10:51 pm

    I loved that you used “contemporaneously” in this blog post. It brought to mind a certain subject I’ve been fuming over since listening to Stabby’s interviews with the media last night.

    Did anyone else catch Stabby’s use of “contemporaneous” when asked if she was ready to meet her maker by one of the female reporters? As in, that particular question is NOT contemporaneous, and she continued, “You know what I mean?” with that infamous smirk wholly indicative of duper’s delight. Stabby was thoroughly certain this particular word would throw the pretty reporter (how dare she show up with makeup and without shackles anyway?!), but the woman made a quick recovery and assured Stabby that she understood… But not enough, for the evil grin continued.

    This demon deserves death. I wish upon her many years of appeal beforehand so she may suffer in solitude first.

    Eggy, thank you for your genius verbiage and insight. I know you would beat Stabby in a battle of words and wit. That pleases me very much.

    • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 6:08 am

      So true Cherise! She was so impressed with herself using such a big word and then throwing in ‘you know what I mean?’. Keep studying that thesaurus Stabby, it’s really going to impress the hardened criminals in State Prison:)

      • Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 23, 2013 at 6:18 am

        I liked her attempt to embarrass the reporter. The more she tries stunts like that, the more she will incur negative press.
        A large part of her love affair with self hinges on having worshipers and she thinks the media can provide them.

        Pissing off the media is another example of her famed IQ going amuck.

        • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 6:23 am

          De, she fell flat on her face in that attempt:) I thought it was interesting how different her demeanor was with the male interviewer vs. the female.

          • Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 23, 2013 at 6:28 am

            Absolutely right….she challenges females, is haughty and superior.
            While with males (at least the ones she thinks can be played) she is the coquette, all girly and intense.

            • Posted by Sully on May 23, 2013 at 6:45 am

              Bingo! And that’s why she was so irked with Ryan Owens. When he lobbed a question to her she didn’t know, her beady eyes were shifting around in space off to the right, as she was trying to quickly come up with an answer – albeit a circular one. When she’s had days, weeks, months, and – yes – years, she can hone a lie to perfection. Shameless, that one.

              • Posted by pfenix on May 23, 2013 at 1:05 pm

                Seriously thought she was going to pull a shank and start stabbing him. Is Charles Manson one of her uncles or what>

            • Posted by Marnie Paige on May 23, 2013 at 7:04 am

              Unless they are females like Dono-man. Those she dominates with her “intellect” and “beauty.”

              • Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 23, 2013 at 7:24 am

                That’s true.
                The Dono to Stabby adoration is really pitiful to watch.

                • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 11:01 am

                  It’s seriously scary to think what Stabby can do from behind bars by endearing herself to “women” like Donoman. True, she can’t have contact with convicted felons on the outside but she’s going to living with criminals on the inside…not all will be lifer’s like her.

  143. Posted by Jenoo on May 22, 2013 at 11:33 pm

    Not posted before but have love your parodies throughout!
    Gotta give the stabber some credit for forever throwing out bits of truth with lies at every turn. There are many examples. The recycling thing is an example “Hey guys, I can start a recycling program… I have an idea that there will be a means of escape once I become the foreman .. I can dye my hair and get a ride with one of those trucks who will come to collect at my facility…………smile and say cheese”

  144. Posted by joey2000_500 on May 22, 2013 at 11:48 pm

    You totally crack me up . Can you believe all the crazy goin o w/this poor excuse of a human being. I wish there was a way to permanently shut STABBYS PIE HOLE… Maybe a deflamation lawsuit would do it or an Exparte order or charge her w/harassment or stalking. What do you think ? There has to be some way to stop this slandering Biatch..I did hear Sheriff sopped her live tv interviews. Earlier he said stopping her would be infringing on her rigbts. I don’t know what changed but hope it works.

  145. Posted by Wendy Allen on May 23, 2013 at 6:35 am

    I am a little confused which is unusual for me. Have the last couple of updates been written by Eggy the original or the babysitter Carol? It still has the bite of Eggys deranged humor, but I thought Carol was writing for her while she takes a bread. I still love it, I just don’t like going through life confused on this very important aspect of my life. Could someone help me out here?

    • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 7:12 am

      It’s our Queen Eggo writing the posts Wendy and our substitute Egg Carol babysits us so we don’t do too much damage here:)

  146. Posted by Wendy Allen on May 23, 2013 at 6:37 am

    OKay, I meant to say isn’t unusual for me, so that shows the extent of confusion I am talking about. And of course Eggy isn’t taking a bread!! I need help dang it!!!

    • Posted by jenniferlyn on May 23, 2013 at 6:53 am

      I think Carol Egg Beaters is just moderating for Egg while she’s taking care of stuff, but the posts are Egg’s (95% sure) Someone kick me if I’m wrong.

      • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 7:13 am

        Oops, didn’t see that you’d already answered her:)

        • Posted by Wendy Allen on May 23, 2013 at 9:18 am

          Hey it usually takes two or three times for me to get something so no “oops” necessary. Thank you all, now I can go about my life’s more important role which is hating Stabby!! It’s better to do that with a clear head.

  147. Posted by Sully on May 23, 2013 at 6:49 am

    Hang on, Wendy! The bar should be open soon. 🙂
    I think the real Eggo writes the updates and opens new threads.
    And, Egg Beater Carol corrals the egglets and keeps them from running amok.

  148. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 23, 2013 at 6:53 am

    What Sully said.

  149. Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 7:18 am

    I second that jen. No Union Break for the babysitter today!

  150. Posted by GBPL ... Bring on Juan!!! on May 23, 2013 at 7:30 am

    I’m relieved to read above that there is still hope that this jury will reach a decision… its hard to show patience when we all want to see justice served somehow.
    Chaps my a$$ to hear her say… “thats not justice, thats revenge” when asked what she thought of people wanting her to get the death penalty.

    Spoken like the truest of demons…How does she say that she was defending herself and not exacting revenge when you see the crime photo’s?!?!

    I was watching clips of Dr. Drew online last night.. (as if I haven’t had enough already..thought I would add to that torture!) and they were saying that her media blitz is more than likely an attempt to taint any future jurors if this one ends up hung.


    My liver is hoping for a verdict TODAY!!!!! 😀

    • Posted by Sully on May 23, 2013 at 7:38 am

      My liver salutes your liver!

      • Posted by GBPL ... Bring on Juan!!! on May 23, 2013 at 7:51 am

        Was it you Sully that posted all the recipes for drinks?!?!

        May I suggest a list of recipes of detox shakes?!?!

        • Posted by Sully on May 23, 2013 at 7:54 am

          ’twasn’t me. But I remember there were some good one! Probably on the thread before this one.

        • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 8:25 am

          I think it might have been pfenix but I’m not sure.

    • I loved it when she said she is against capital punishment. I’ll bet she is…now. She has changed her mind since 2008? Sorry, am I being a hater here?

      • Posted by Barb on May 23, 2013 at 10:53 am

        The Demon needs to know her “Haters” are legion. Go ahead Bea join the crowd of those not gullible enough to buy any of her BS!

  151. Morning All! Hope ya’ll slept better than I did.

    GB~Yep good Sheriff Joe was probably ordered from higher up to shut down the 2013 Gas Can Stabby FarewellTour for that very reason.

    I couldn’t believe that Stabby actually had the gall to say she felt “betrayed” by the jury. Raaaaaheeeeally? She lives in La La Land with the Easter Bunny and Peter Pan. No offense to either of these fictional characters. I so hope that these jurors get wind of this tid bit! Praying for a consensus today.

    • Posted by GBPL ... Bring on Juan!!! on May 23, 2013 at 8:10 am

      No offense to those fictional characters! HA!!!
      Love the “2013 Gas Can Stabby Farewell Tour”!!!

      Sully…whoever posted the drink list will surely see my request for the detox one!
      I’m sure they will have brilliant names for those too! 😉

      • Posted by Sully on May 23, 2013 at 8:38 am

        Found the earlier one. It’s toward the top of Bring Your Own Barf Bucket thread. (love that title!)

    • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 8:26 am

      The 2013 Gas Can Stabby Farewell Tour…I LOVE IT!!!

  152. Mornin’ Queen Eggo, Carol Egg Beater and everyone! Just got my niece and nephew off to school. Jumpin in the shower then off to court. I’ll let you know what I see if anything. I sure wish I had learned how to use my twitter account! 😛

    • Posted by Sully on May 23, 2013 at 8:39 am

      Whee! Posting here at Eggy Central will work!

      • Okay Bea…God speed darlin’…YOU are our eyes and ears on the ground. We need some “bomb shells”!!! Too bad you didn’t get your neice and nephew to show you how to use your twitter account…my grandkids are livesavers with the techy stuff I can’t figure out.

        Hey Caaaaaarolllllll…when are you opening the damn bar?! I’m thirsty and a tad testy. Could use a little pick me up here in the great white north…

        • Posted by Sully on May 23, 2013 at 8:54 am

          🙂 we will know that Bea has gone over the edge when her posts start with “Bombshell Tonight!” or “Unleash the Lawyers!”
          I will personally volunteer to be part of Bea’s Behavior Bureau”
          (tongue twister for Jenn)

          • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 9:00 am

            As long as she doesn’t morph into JVM, the woman who never sleeps.

          • Posted by GBPL ... Bring on Juan!!! on May 23, 2013 at 9:48 am

            LOL Bea!
            I’ve signed up or twitter weeks ago…still haven’t tweeted, but found this blog instead! So much more user friendly I think!

            I’ll check in on breaks!

        • Hi red, Ok, Bloody Mary’s for all!! Only one shrimp per drink though. Ahh, the breakfast of champions.
          I thought you were down in TX? Did ya move the last couple of days? JK!! 🙂

    • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 8:58 am

      Good Luck Bea!!!

    • Bea, do keep us posted! Send smoke signals or anything… Good luck!!

    • Parking was crazy. Nothing really happening. Still outside. Internet fading n and out. Will try to kelp y’all updated. Oh, and it’s 500 degrees in the shade today. Where’s that cold beer?

  153. Good Morning All Eggers and Egglets;
    Well, what kind of waffling crap are we in for today? A verdict, not, hung, fried, scrambled?
    True, Queen Eggo writes the posts, she just pays me for ideas. 😉
    I just emailed her to start scratching her brain for a new thread today. I’ll post it as soon as it comes in. We might just have a Cluck Feast while we’re waiting, don’t know.
    Off to the park in the rain and wind with rawhide breath. ugh. bbl. 🙂

    • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 10:34 am

      Morning Egg Sub! Are you back from the park? The talking heads on HLN are saying the Alexander family has gone into a room with Juan (I think it was Juan). They’re speculating that the jury is definitely hung and that someone stated very early on that they were not going to change their mind no matter what. Ughhhh

  154. Posted by laurensy on May 23, 2013 at 9:30 am

    Anyone know what happened with Matt M? Jodi said he would never betray her. I think he might know something. Also Ryan Owens interview where Jodi says people should feel safe around her, as long as they don’t “abuse” her. Chilling.

    • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 10:32 am

      Did she really say that lauren? Considering what she classifies as abuse, that’s pretty everyone!

  155. Bea..too didn’t take your beer cooler along that doubles as a bench! Thanks for the updates…don’t get dehydrated for goodness sakes! Do they have beer stores that deliver in Mesa I wonder?

    Oh boy, I am trying not to put a lot of stock into what the TH are saying on HLN…anything to arouse sensationalism and thus their ratings. I keep telling myself that it took seven days for the jury to give Scotty Peterson the DP verdict…has anyone heard that if the jury IS hung, the judge can either order a new jury for the penalty phase or rule herself? I think Judge Sherry woud impose the harshest sentence possible after sitting through this BS since January. Thoughts?

    • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 11:04 am

      Are you watching right now red? The jury had another question but we don’t know what the question was. Not to sound TOO Jinkasaurus here but…I noticed when the Judge asked Juan if he had any questions he said “NO” and when she asked Heavy D he said “No questions your honor”…so it seemed like the defense was happier with the question than the prosecution. I know, I know…I’m totally being a Jinkasaurus here!!!

  156. Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 11:05 am

    Oh schnikey, Juan looks a bit stressed:(

    • Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 23, 2013 at 11:24 am

      Yeah, he did, Ria.
      But….that *could* be his impatience to just get it done.
      Hope springs eternal here !!

      • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 11:30 am

        It could be, just that Heavy D seemed so chirpy with his answer and Stabby and Jenny were having such a jovial conversation.

        • Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 23, 2013 at 11:40 am

          But let’s remember that HeavyD *does not* like Stabby.
          (But of course, he wants to win.)

          And Jenny is quite aware that the cameras are on her and Stabby, so stands to reason she is being a cheerleader, no matter what, for the camera.

  157. Posted by Donna Beford on May 23, 2013 at 11:17 am

    I keep thinking how crappy it was the Wilmott asked the jury could they kill Stabby……soooo bullsh~t….. these poor jurors should put the responsibility right back on Stabby right back to the cross eyed, rhino nosed demon…….

    • Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 23, 2013 at 11:25 am

      It was more than crappy… was Stabby-like manipulation.

      • Guess I would manipulate right back – showing them a picture of Travis’s throat slit from ear to ear and saying “If this was your son, grandson,brother, husband, or nephew would you not punish the monster who did this?”
        Death is the only fitting verdict for this crime.

  158. Posted by Donna Beford on May 23, 2013 at 11:20 am

    Does anyone know if Juan could have brought the tape of Stabby at her first interview during the penalty phase?

    • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 11:29 am

      I’m not sure Donna but there’s so many Stabby interviews floating around now, which one would he pick?!?!

  159. Okay I’m watching now…Ria…being a little Jinkasaurus isn’t all bad yanno! I prefer Beth over Jink but really this must be very hard for them both to remain unbiased and professional. I’d make a lousy reporter.
    WTH is with all the friggen commercials…I’ve been watching for five minutes and nothing…but how Medicare can save you thousands! Call today! Pfffttt…oh here we go!

    • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 11:28 am

      I’m watching the FL attorney general talk about how people who take LSD think they can fly.

  160. Posted by Donna Beford on May 23, 2013 at 11:29 am

    Nurmi keeps sliding his pig eyes over at Juan….which is making me think that the question was something that the defense is happy about ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  161. Questions are good right? This is positive. This jury is invested folks, they just have to arrive at a unified decision. Have another real good look at the autopsy photo’s Jurors. Sorry to be so gruesome. Howz it going Bea? Have you met any fellow haters? Did you get some brewski’s?

  162. Posted by Tracy on May 23, 2013 at 11:36 am

    Where did the demon’s glasses go? I guess it’s ok to show her soulless eyes now that the jury is out?

  163. Posted by Sully on May 23, 2013 at 11:39 am

    “Your Honor, the jury is deadlocked because we are all fighting over who gets to give her the needle. Suggestions?”

  164. Hi All in Eggland!
    Corey Rangel @CoreyABC15

    Juan Martinez & Travis Alexander’s family have left for now

  165. Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 11:53 am

    HLN is such a joke, why do I watch it? Now they’re trying to pump the Homecoming Queen contender up, like she’s sooooo amazing and it’s ALL because of her if the jury’s hung. You already lost! Juan won with a guilt of premed murder. *If* they end up having to bring in another jury, it’s still Life in prison or Death…just sooner rather than later. After all this jury has been through, I think they’ll see it through.

  166. I missed court. What did the butcher have on today?
    I am waiting for Queen Eggo for a new thread. I can hear the wheels turning in her head as we speak. 😉

    • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 11:57 am

      Black shirt, black sweater and a ponytail again. She and Jenny looked very chummy again, they’re back to being BFF’s.

      • Ugh and ugh, thanks.
        Are they coming back in the court room or not?

        • I guess she has that 6th grade pony tail cause it’s not shower day.
          Where’s a scissors when you need one!?

          • Saved my lonely little shrimp for the next round…cheers!

            Lol…I prefer the hair curtain she hides behind myself cuz it covers her ugly mug…this Archie comic book doo is really offensive!

            Did you figure out a recipe for paper towels Carol? I’m thinking I’m gonna need to whip up a PT or TP casserole. I HAVE to get some groceries and visit my Mom in the hospital…Procrastinating 101.

      • Posted by De-Edifying watcher on May 23, 2013 at 12:07 pm

        Stabby’s black widow look??
        She’s having flashbacks of Ninjas.

        Perky Jenny should be more careful of the company she keeps…
        …just sayin……

  167. EGG! I have a new thread for you!! Pig eyes and Ponytails!!! hahahaha!!!

  168. I’m gonna snoop around…..


    2:04 p.m. ET: Arias was discussing something intensely with her attorney Jennifer Willmott when judge Sherry Stephens announced the jury had another question.

    2:01 p.m. ET: The jury had a question, and response was prepared and sent back to the jury. It is not clear what the jury asked.

  170. I’m really stressed right now. Mr. Martinez did NOT look happy. Here’s a question: When they had to re-do their “closings” (after the judge read the missing parts of her original jury instructions), couldn’t Mr. Martinez have said to the jury (to re-butt Jenny’s disgusting “Are you willing to KILL HER?”) that THEY are NOT killing her, that she put herself in that position by her own horrific actions and that, in light of the FACT that there were NO mitigators nor mitigating witnesses, if someone simply had decided they were against the death penalty, they should excuse themselves so another QUALIFIED juror could take his/her place? I mean, didn’t these jurors read the juror questionnaire and agree to those terms? If anyone on that jury can’t vote for death, after THE MOUNTAINS of evidence presented against her and ZERO evidence presented on her behalf…then it’s obvious to me that this delay has nothing to do with the facts of the case…’cause it’s a NO-BRAINER. So why can’t this/these juror/s simply be removed? Several attorneys have mentioned on-air that this is allowed. This is making me as sick as the Casey Anthony verdict. IS THERE NO JUSTICE IN AMERICA???? Life in prison for her would be sentencing her to being “queen bee
    of the prison population”. DISGUSTING!!!

    • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 12:11 pm

      It’s okay Carole, our bar keep is back, with her cocktail in hand. She’ll calm us all down:) I can already feel my heart palpitations subsiding.

    2:13 p.m. ET:
    The Court has placed the previous two questions the jury asked under seal. HLN producers are checking to find out if the lates jury question, number three, is under seal. There was a second question yesterday.

    The first question may have been the one posed during the guilt phase. Jurors had a question about an hour before they rendered their first degree murder verdict. That question is also under seal.

  172. Well, that sure answers all of our questions. Not!
    ******THE BAR IS NOW OPEN!!******* 😀 😀

  173. Posted by Fillyde on May 23, 2013 at 12:26 pm

    I wish she’d learn a new way to start a sentence besides, “well…”

  174. Posted by Fillyde on May 23, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    or, better yet…just go away!

  175. I’m gonna go snoop somemore.
    Poor Bea out there in that heat, better her than me. I hate heat and humidity. Yuck!

  176. Posted by emmaar on May 23, 2013 at 12:36 pm

    according to Huffingtonpost, all jury questions are automatically sealed. their asking questions is a sign that they are indeed still debating. to send someone to their death is a very grave responsibility. it is fitting that the jurors are taking their time in making that decision.

    • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 12:40 pm

      It is a huge decision and I’m also glad they’re taking their time. It’s easy for us to say what we would do but we’re not in their shoes.

    • Thanks em! I don’t care really what they choose one way or another at this point, just bring something soon!

    • The sad point is; they don’t know and have all the info we have. If they did, it would go a lot quicker I’m sure.

      • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 2:00 pm

        That’s the really horrible part, if they give her life, they feel like they did the right thing and then they see the interviews the Evil one did and will so wish they gave her the DP. I don’t get why they aren’t allowed to see that…I mean, it’s HER right? It’s her actions, her demeanor while THEY are killing themselves over her future!

        • Posted by emmaar on May 23, 2013 at 2:10 pm

          i know what you mean…but thems the rules. jury must render judgement on what is admissible. she is a despicable creature and we are impatient with the rules–understandably. but we are all, in the bigger picture, better off that there are rules.

  177. Not to throw more fuel on the fire but, IF they don’t come back with a verdict today, we have to wait until next Tuesday with the Memorial day weekend. They don’t have court or work on Fridays. UGHHHHHH
    Come on jurors!!! Bring it!!

  178. Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 1:03 pm

    Here goes Jinkasaurus again, trying to freak us all out. Saying it’s “unusual” for a jury question to be sealed in the deliberation phase.

  179. Posted by Barb on May 23, 2013 at 1:13 pm

    Just watched a HLN clip of the Beast conferring with her DuhFense attorney Wilma when the jurors asked their questions a few minutes ago. The Demon keeps licking her lips with a quick flick of her tongue. Very Reptilliam Jodi! EWWWWWW.

  180. Posted by Barb on May 23, 2013 at 1:14 pm

    oops… Reptillian.

  181. Posted by Barb on May 23, 2013 at 1:17 pm

    ooops again…Reptilian. I need to belly up to that bar you guys speak of so fondly…….. Carole…!!!!!!!

    • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 1:19 pm

      LOL Barb!

    • Hi Barb, welcome. Yes, do step right up to the bar. 😉 Are you watching live NOW or is that from an hour or so ago? What channel?

      • Posted by Barb on May 23, 2013 at 1:48 pm

        It was from an hour or more ago. I am watching HLN and of course they show EVERYTHING umptybillion times! I also noticed her tongue flick when she was giving her monologue allocution (?sp) and on her media tour the other night. Also without those glasses those eyes of hers look ever more shark-like and devoid of a soul! Forgive me sharks! Thank you Carol for being so understanding of typos and spelling. I so feel like I am a sheltered chick under your wings.

    • Barb, no worries about the typos, most of us are drunks or Irish here anyway. We get it. 😉

    • I’ve thought the same thing myself Barb – thought she reminded me of a lizard –

  182. Here’s a rather interesting twitter account. Check out the T shirt on the side!! 😀

    • Carol Egg Beater sub.Bar Keep – Loved the tshirt that said “I survived the Jodia Arias Trial!” I think they could sell a gross of them! LOL!

      • Posted by GBPL on May 23, 2013 at 9:27 pm

        Now the latest t-shirt should read…


  183. This pic from yesterday is certainly making the rounds in cyber space.
    “She’s got her cover on the Rolling Stone” now!! HA!! Remember that song?!

    • She did have on her stripes under that sweater, cool. Someone said that yesterday. I didn’t notice, too busy laughing.

    • Just noticed she’s pulling up her socks…a little late Stabby…that ship has sailed!

      Okay I really have to go out for a bit. Hoping they come in with a verdict now, but kinda hoping selfishly that they hold off until I can be part of the process!

      Oh and Bea if you see that poor woman that JVM interviewed (the one whose Dad was murdered) give her a hug, would ya?

    • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 1:42 pm

      That is the best pic of her EVER…all it needs is some horns added to her head:)

  184. We’re all supposed to light a candle for the jurors.

    • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 1:50 pm

      Or, have a drink for them:)

      • Ria – I’m joining you and having a drink for them – I’m pretty sure there is someone in there that is frustrated so a toast to them and glasses raised! Hang in there –

    • Posted by GBPL ... Bring on Juan!!! on May 23, 2013 at 1:52 pm

      I want to light something under them….. lolz 😛

      • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 1:53 pm

        Like possibly a fire? We won’t tell GB.

      • Can I loan you a lighter or match GBPL? I’ll start gathering kindling as we speak!

        • Posted by GBPL ... Bring on Juan!!! on May 23, 2013 at 2:08 pm

          lol exactly!!! chipchopchip people!!! We’ve got lives to get back to livin’!

          I know they are stressing 110% more than we even think they are!

          • Well I’d stress them out more if I was Judge Sherry – I’d sequester them for the long weekend and that might just get everyone on board the train that’s leaving the station! Whoot! Whoot!

  185. Posted by Sully on May 23, 2013 at 1:54 pm

    …and while we’re waiting…
    Chair of Nurmi is a fav Twitter acct (along with Stabby’s Pencil)

  186. Posted by pfenix on May 23, 2013 at 2:04 pm

    Hello Chicks and Peeps!
    Heard that some of you would like some more drink specials today. So glad to oblige with Carol’s permission:

    Justice Juice: Apple Vodka, Apple cider, Marula soda, fruit punch, ice

    Gent of the Jury: Gin, Dry Vermouth, Cocktail onions

    What the Hell: Dry Vermouth, Gin, Apricot Brandy, Lemon Juice

    Demon-Raped Soul: Jim Beam, Crème de griotte, Damiana herbal liqueur

    Little Black Devil: White Crème de menthe, Dark Rum

    Skank: Apple Vodka, Peach and Apple Schnapps

    Queen Bee: Coffee Brandy, Lime Vodka, Cream Sherry

    Cluster F*ck: Jack Daniels, Bourbon, Tequila, Light Rum, Vodka, Butterscotch and Apple Schnapps

    Juan More: White Tequila, Blue Curacao liqueur, grapefruit, lemon and orange juice.


    • Posted by Ria on May 23, 2013 at 2:08 pm

      90 Corona Lights Please!!! And a Skank and a Cluster F*ck too…oh and throw in a What the Hell. I feel like the town drunk.

    • Posted by GBPL ... Bring on Juan!!! on May 23, 2013 at 2:11 pm

      That “Juan More” sounds goood!
      Although I was looking for more of detox concoctions!
      I supposed that could come AFTER this is all said and done! 🙂

      • Posted by pfenix on May 23, 2013 at 2:31 pm

        Hear and obey…

        Detox Cocktail: Frozen Raspberry Lemonade Concentrate, Vodka, Beer.

        • Posted by GBPL on May 23, 2013 at 9:22 pm

          LOL!! I knew if I went back in time, I would laugh again!

          Thanks pfenix!

    • Hmmm….”Juan More” sounds delicious! All that fruit is soooooo healthy too! And I never get tired of “more Juan” 🙂

      • Posted by pfenix on May 23, 2013 at 2:36 pm

        Oooooh, Yeah. Juan looks a little stressed today. He deserves a long message and a cocktail and I am just the woman to do that for him…LOL! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

  187. AH,HAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG!!! ROFLMFAO!!! I’m spitting Bloody Mary all over my stuff here!! Where’s that spit guard when you need it!!! Oh, you peeps are a HOOT!!! ahh, gotta breath now…. omg that’s all so funny!! thank you…

  188. Hi everyone. Sorry I couldn’t check in again. The comments section disappeared from the site, and I couldn’t reply to others. My brother in law said I was stuck on some mini version of the site…I am so technologically challenged, but he fixed it for me. Well, that was disappointing! Nothing really happened, so we walked over to Compass Arizona Grill for food and libations…ok, we really just went for drinks, and to get out of the heat, but the point is we weren’t there when the sealed questions were asked. Even if we were, we couldn’t have told anything, because even though they all have an opinion, they really don’t know anything. It was still cool to see all the cameras and celebs. I think I may hang around til Tuesday and go back. Now that I know my way around, I may go back and try again. Unless they deliberate tomorrow which no one seemed to think they will. I can hope though! Next time I am wearing shorts and flip flops! Lol

  189. ################NEW THREAD####################

  190. Posted by Laurie on May 24, 2013 at 6:07 pm

    Please forgive me if this has already been posted here – get ready to scream:

    “You heard (prosecutor Juan) Martinez say she was only 27. … She’s old enough that she should have known better,” Zervakos said. “I didn’t look at it that way. I’m looking at 27 years of an absolutely normal everyday young woman that was living a life that was perfectly normal. Then something changed the trajectory of her life after meeting Travis Alexander, and it spiraled downhill from there.”

    Read more:

  191. Posted by deedee on May 25, 2013 at 5:01 pm

    The person writing this blog is a fucking genius!

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