Here’s a page for us to meet and gab over anything and everything off topic.  Pull up a chair, grab some tea and toast, coffee, or whatever delectable goody you choose; cyber food is delicious and free.   Chat up a storm!


432 responses to this post.

  1. Hi Egg! This is Carol. Well, I’ll be darned. How come I never noticed this little diddy before?
    OK: Calling Lisa((((((echo))))))) MJ((((((echo)))))) Where are you guys? Come and join the fun here. I feel like I’m talking to myself.(((((((echo)))))) Their lines must be busy. I’ll call back.


  2. Posted by eggtreenews on March 11, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    Howdy Carol! Welcome to my brand spankin new page for chitchat! Hope ya like the treehouse; Im installing a PunkyBrewster style elevator/lift for those who arent used to climbing trees. Im enjoying some greeen tea and a sugar cookie. What will you be having today?


    • How ’bout a margarita and some guacamole and chips? Yum.


      • Posted by eggtreenews on March 13, 2010 at 3:59 pm

        Mmmmmm…yummy…. You sound like you’re still on that diet where you eat whatevers on the forest floor. 😆


        • Yes, it’s the North Woods bear diet. I always bring a bottle of Tabasco along in my pocket. No wonder they are always so pissed off and hungry.


      • Posted by Linda on June 7, 2013 at 4:49 pm

        Hey, Count me in on the Margie’s and Chips. Love this place, just found it during the Hodi AiryAss trial.


    • Posted by Nancy on July 9, 2010 at 4:24 am

      Sorry if this is the wrong place to post this- I’m trying to find the ‘subscribe’ link to your blog here! Where is it at, or did I miss something, or ? Please help- I’d like to subscribe! Thanks in advance,


      • Hey Nancy! Welcome! No worries; you should be able to subscribe by checking the box beneath the comments box the next time you submit a comment. I think there’s one for comment subscriptions, and another for new posts. If you have any trouble, let me know, and I’ll get to the bottom of it! 🙂


        • Posted by Nancy on July 10, 2010 at 3:57 am

          Thanks, I’ll try that, I see on this post that there is a check box that says notify me of site updates. I was looking for something under the posts themselves, or on top, or somewhere, and couldn’t find anything like an rss feed, etc. Thanks!!


          • Eggy, I love your parody stuff!! I have long been a fan but just surfed by and read the short bus essay about Georgina…! One word….. BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

            It’s NDY from No Suffering Fools, and I wanted to ask you if you would mind if I added your blog on my side bar at NSF? I would love to be on yours, if I qualify for that! I love to snark on the Anthony’s so much, it is how I got started blogging… she totally popped my cyber-cherry! LOL!! So liberating to be FREE to LAUGH!!

            I try very hard to be funny, but my board covers all kinds of true crime cases that are way too serious to do parody on… my board kind of became a place where in one particular case, almost all of the people involved came to my relatively new site (just 4 months old when I posted the first news report out of TX that night….) and they are the real people! All their family, friends from 2 states, omg, it has been something! But I get to have fun with Jeepers who graciously acts as my sidekick, my Tonto to her Kemosabe… LOL! But that old Redneck from Alabama is one wise lady, and she reigns me in…

            In case you don’t know my board, I am gonna link you to a parody piece that I wrote about the Casey Case and you can check out my board if you would like to, I would be honored if you would. Again, I love your writing, and wish my board had more of this type of stuff…

            That is why I added a whole panel of SNARK PARODY THREADS and labeled the hell out of them! This is the general snark at whoever is on the HLN… Priceless…!


            Thanks again, I appreciate you so much, and want you to know that us snarkers gotta stick together!! Not EVERYONE GETS IT! OY some of the email and PMs I got…. but I am old and didn’t know how to be the administration, so I got me a Jeepers and we try to hold our own over there at NSF! Hope you like my stuff, too. I hope it was ok to place a link to my board here, I could not see where to sign up for your board, or send you email, so I am just hoping that this will be ok!



          • Eggy, I love your parody stuff!! I have long been a fan but just surfed by and read the short bus essay about Georgina…! One word….. BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

            It’s NDY from No Suffering Fools, and I wanted to ask you if you would mind if I added your blog on my side bar at NSF? I would love to be on yours, if I qualify for that! I love to snark on the Anthony’s so much, it is how I got started blogging… she totally popped my cyber-cherry! LOL!! So liberating to be FREE to LAUGH!!

            I try very hard to be funny, but my board covers all kinds of true crime cases that are way too serious to do parody on… my board kind of became a place where in one particular case, almost all of the people involved came to my relatively new site (just 4 months old when I posted the first news report out of TX that night….) and they are the real people! All their family, friends from 2 states, omg, it has been something! But I get to have fun with Jeepers who graciously acts as my sidekick, my Tonto to her Kemosabe… LOL! But that old Redneck from Alabama is one wise lady, and she reigns me in…

            In case you don’t know my board, I am gonna link you to a parody piece that I wrote about the Casey Case and you can check out my board if you would like to, I would be honored if you would. Again, I love your writing, and wish my board had more of this type of stuff…

            That is why I added a whole panel of SNARK PARODY THREADS and labeled the hell out of them! This is the general snark at whoever is on the HLN… Priceless…!


            (Eggy, sorry, but you need to scroll down just a hair to where you see the Roseanne Rosanadana picture… thanks… ndy…)

            Thanks again, I appreciate you so much, and want you to know that us snarkers gotta stick together!! Not EVERYONE GETS IT! OY some of the email and PMs I got…. but I am old and didn’t know how to be the administration, so I got me a Jeepers and we try to hold our own over there at NSF! Hope you like my stuff, too. I hope it was ok to place a link to my board here, I could not see where to sign up for your board, or send you email, so I am just hoping that this will be ok!



            • Posted by eggtreenews on September 15, 2010 at 8:50 am

              Hi NDY! Welcome aboard! I’m ever so flattered that you like my site! Thanx so kindly. I went ahead and added your site to my sidebar, too. Sorry you were stuck in moderation so long, but real life dragged me away for a bit. Now you’re free! 🙂


  3. Hi Jill. Ok, I tried the whole alt plus side number action and I got the weirdest Arabic type Russian looking crap printing. What’s up with that? It printed alot of question marks, square, yes square dots, and the British pound mark that looks like a G clef. I didn’t get any musical notes – boo hoo. I don’t know if this computer is too old or what the hay. Do you keep the number lock on or off? I think I tried both ways. Rats. Well, thanks for the info anyway.


    • Posted by eggtreenews on March 13, 2010 at 4:00 pm

      I’ve never been able to make any of those symbols. I’ve tried and they just come out lookin like heiroglyphs…


      • Posted by Pfenix on October 11, 2013 at 10:23 pm

        Ms. Egg if you are out there getting emails to your replys could you stop by Egg Tree House if possible and let us know if you are o.k., we are coming close to a 3 month vigil in your honor. Thanks


  4. LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 😀 taken from robin’

    I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
    Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
    I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
    Don’t take life too seriously, no one gets out alive.
    You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
    Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
    I’m not a complete idiot – some parts are missing.
    Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
    Consciousness: That annnoying time between naps.
    Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
    Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
    Ham and eggs. A days work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
    The trouble with life is there’s no background music.



    Symptom: Feet cold and wet
    Fault: Glass being held at incorrrect angle
    Action: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling

    Symptom: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights
    Fault: You have fallen over backward
    Action: Have yourself leashed to bar

    Symptom: Mouth contains cigarette butts
    Fault: You have fallen forward
    Action: See above

    Symptom: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet
    Fault: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face
    Action: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror

    Symptom: Floor blurred
    Fault: You are looking through bottom of empty glass
    Action: Get someone to buy you another beer

    Symptom: Floor moving
    Fault: You are being carried out
    Action: Find out if you are being taken to another bar

    Symptom: Room seems unusually dark
    Fault: Bar has closed
    Action: Confirm home address with bartender

    Symptom: Everyone looks up to you and smiles
    Fault: You are dancing on the table
    Action: Fall on sombody cushy- looking

    Symptom: Beer is crystal clear
    Fault: It’s water, Somebody is trying to sober you up
    Action: Punch him

    Symptom: Your singing sounds distorted
    Fault: The beer is too weak
    Action: Have more beer or switch to whiskey

    Symptom: Don’t rememeber the words to the song
    Fault: Beer is just right
    Action: Play air guitar


  6. IRISH TOASTS: from

    May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow.
    May trouble avoid you where ever you go.
    May you be in heaven a half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.

    That doens’t rhyme! What drunk wrote that? I want my money back.


  7. How do you know if it’s an Irishman on an oil rig? He’s the one throwing bread crusts to the helicopters! By me, myself and I.


  8. What do you call the day before St. Patrick’s day? St. Practice day. By me, myself and I.
    I really called that into a radio station one year and the announcer couldn’t talk. Ha! I got him.


  9. Posted by niecey456 on May 28, 2010 at 7:38 pm

    I just found it. Where have I been?


  10. Posted by niecey456 on May 29, 2010 at 6:58 am

    Thanks Eggy! Mmmm the coffee is good.
    So what do you think of this oil spill mess?

    😆 How about Clinton handing out jobs(or trying to) in the Obama administration in return for them not running for Congress?


    • There’s cream and sugar for coffee over there if you want. I’m having green tea myself, with a spot of honey and milk. Yummmmmy…. 😆

      The oil spill mess sickens me to no end, Niecey… Last I heard, Kevin Costner had offered to swoop in and fix everything with a fancy shmancy new cleanup gizmo, but that was the last I ever heard of that…. And that was about 150K barrels of oil ago….

      That doesn’t surprise me about Clinton in the least. I’m surprised he didn’t throw a bunch of hookers and an 8 ball of cocaine in there to sweeten the deal… 😆


  11. Posted by niecey456 on May 29, 2010 at 10:54 am

    It’s for sure that ole Kev would truly be dancing with wolves to get involved with that. Or did Obama hire him? Congress? Same thing! 😆

    You know I’m betting you’re right Eggy and that will be the next controversial new details to come out about that. :mrgreen: Just remember he never inhales it. NOT! 😆


    • LOL! 😆 maybe Costner invented this miracle device on the “Waterworld” set!! 🙂 Maybe that’s why it was the most expensive movie ever made; all that $$$ had to go somewhere, and we know it wasn’t that movie!

      ROTFL! Clinton didn’t like that cocaine any better than the pot, so he didn’t inhale either! He just let the coke linger in his nostrils and forgot about it until he sneezed a cloud of white powder! 😆


  12. Hi Egg. How are you? Where are you? Are you ever going to write another post again? Am I asking enough questions? Do you miss us? Is your computer broken? Do you want to use mine? Let us know how you are OK? Haaaa!!!


    • Hi Cakeroll! 🙂 I’m fine, just been super busy (and very tired)! Of course I miss yall, don’t be silly! I’m workin on a new vandersloot post that should be done either tonight or tomorrow. No worries, I’m still alive and kickin! 🙂 how r u?


  13. Posted by itsamysterytome on July 4, 2010 at 12:59 pm

    Happy 4th of July, Eggy!


    • Posted by eggtreenews on July 5, 2010 at 11:14 am

      MYSTERY!!!!!! Happy 4th to you too! I’ve missed you like crazy, its so good to see you! 🙂


  14. Posted by niecey456 on July 4, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    Happy 4th Eggy! Stay CEV Aware! :mrgreen:


  15. Since I do genealogy for a living, I thought I would share this; JACK SCHITT.
    Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: “You don’t know Jack Schitt”. I have finally found the lineage, and it is revealed.
    Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
    Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of the Needeep N. Schitt Inc.
    They had one son, Jack.
    Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the sister of Don’t Know Schitt. They produced four children named Dip Schitt, Holy Schitt, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt.
    However, after being married fifteen years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock. Since her kids were living with her, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt – Sherlock.
    Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married a second cousin, Loada Schitt. They produced a son of nervous disposition, named Chicken Schitt.
    Two of Noe’s four children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable thoughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announded the Schitt – Happens wedding. The Schitt- Happens had four children named Dawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.
    Bull left home to tour the world and returned with his new Italilan bride, Pisa Schitt.
    So, now when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, you can correct them.
    The family history was recorded by Crock O. Schitt.
    Original by Bert Christensen and expounded by me Funnier Than Schitt, a distant relative.


    • Posted by 38special on January 6, 2011 at 3:30 pm

      ROTFL! Carol~ girl that is too funny!
      I didn’t even know this thread was here, duh.
      What’s up ? This is MJ by the way, I had to change me name ..long story but it was due to pre-Alzheimer or post wisenheimers but I couldn’t be bothered to remember my original email addy or something along that line so, bada bing, new me. Wish it worked that way in real life.

      Those Schitt’s are really something, I saw where they merged a business with Gotha Giggles and it’s called Schitts & Giggles.


      • Hey MJ! Cool, now I can add on another paragraph to the lineage!
        I’m still gonna post my T’was the Night before Christmas, here. bbl!


        • Posted by Pfenix on October 7, 2013 at 7:56 pm

          Hey if you get replies emailed to you please come to eggtree house, we have been keeping vigil for you and Eggy since July 20th. Come see us….we beg you!!!!! Some word to slack out thirst in the blog desert.


  16. Posted by mynames on October 22, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    Oh my God ..this place is hysterical! I Love it! You put into words exactly what I’m thinking! LMAO


  17. Better late than never. I posted this last year too.


    T’was the night before Christmas and all through the court house,
    Not an inmate was stirring, only their louse. (lice)

    The handcuffs were hung by the jail entry door,
    In hopes that St. Strickland would’ve been there more.

    The audience was all nestled steadfast in their chairs,
    while visions of Casey with bean dip in her hairs.

    Sindy in her death jewelry and I at my home,
    had just settled in for a gala hour storm.

    When out of the side door, there arose such a clatter,
    It was WF without even a splatter.

    Away to the TV, I flew like a flash,
    turned up the volumne to hear the rehash.

    The hair on the breast of the new felon lay,
    Gave the luster of pigs feet in old barn yard hay.

    When what to my popping eyes should appear,
    but a little turtle in a shirt pocket, it was very clear.

    With giggly Tubesocks so nervous and queer,
    I knew it was him by the smell of the beer.

    More rapid than lightening, Ashton tore down the walls,
    He shouted and yelled all through the court halls.

    Now George, now Sindy and all you known thieves,
    Spit out that gum, there will be no reprieves.

    To the top of the stand, backs to the walls,
    Now dash away, dash away, there will be no more stalls.

    As I laughed in my head and was yearning for second round,
    Down came Judge Perry’s gavel with a great pound.

    His eyes how they wrinkled, his cheeks were like cherries,
    His statement how shocking, his voice how it carries.

    He had a frowned face and a little round belly,
    That jiggled his chair when he heard something smelly.

    A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
    Soon gave me to know, that soon she would be dead.

    Bozo sprang to his car to escape all the press
    Mason being trampled behind, a flattened gray mess.

    But I heard him explain as he drove out of sight,
    My client is innocent, I was with her that night.

    By me, myself and I.


  18. 😆 😆 😆 Good Job!


  19. Posted by P on June 24, 2011 at 12:30 am

    Hahaha I stopped by and swept out the corners and knocked down the spider webs! Lets pull up our chairs and rest our sore hooves, over a cuppa Cujo’s kool aide? I’m all outta hater aide! Love P


  20. Posted by Melissa on April 18, 2013 at 8:36 am

    Love your blog !!! 🙂


  21. Posted by Melissa on April 19, 2013 at 9:48 am

    LOVE IT !!!!! 🙂


  22. Hi EggTreeNews! I am one of the admins on the “The State vs Jodi Arias” facebook page. The people on the page love your blog entries and I will now daily post your latest post on the trial.

    You are awesome!

    Was just wondering if you will follow the Andrea Sneiderman trial starting in July this year?

    Hope you will !



    • I should proof read my posts. Apologies for the mistakes.

      This sentence “The people on the page love your blog entries and I will now daily post your latest post on the trial.” should read as follows:

      The people on the page love your blog entries and we will from now on, every day, post your blogs on the page.


  23. Posted by Connie Moseley on April 24, 2013 at 8:53 pm

    Love your blog!


  24. Trying to get my share of your thought sent to my phone… keep up the good work.


  25. Eggy – fell into your blog by happy accident and find myself charmed by the eloquence of your descriptions of people and events. How appropriately you have characterized
    the individuals with names such as “stabby”. Love your blog – thanks for putting words to the feelings.


  26. Posted by Mags on May 2, 2013 at 6:40 am

    If I had a dollar for every time Jenny has said “right? , okay, alright” I’d be half way through visiting the 1,000 places to see before I die


  27. Posted by Pamela Vines on May 2, 2013 at 4:16 pm

    Eggy, love your columns!


  28. I have totally enjoyed your coverage of the Justice for Travis Alexander trial ( don’t know why people want to name trials after the criminal) Your humor is a welcome relief from the daily regaling of a tragedy to heinous for words. Thank you for being funny while keeping the real meaning of this trial in focus. God blesses us with many ways to cope – you are one of them.


  29. Posted by K on May 3, 2013 at 6:41 am

    Hi, Egg-o, I found your blog though a link that was posted by a commenter on a web article re: the “Justice for Alexander” trial. I immediately was impressed by your writing style and humor. Spot on.

    I then looked at your other pages and discovered your quote of the week: “What is hell? I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love.” -Fyodor Dostoevsky

    I am not familiar with the quote, but it echoes the thoughts and words of C.S. Lewis, in his book “The Four Loves.” — it is one of my favorite Lewis quotes:

    “There is no safe investment. To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything, and your heart will certainly be wrung and possibly be broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact, you must give your heart to no one, not even to an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements; lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket – safe, dark, motionless, airless – it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. The alternative to tragedy, or at least to the risk of tragedy, is damnation. The only place outside Heaven where you can be perfectly safe from all the dangers and perturbations of love is Hell.”

    I just thought you might enjoy it.

    Thank you for your blog.


  30. Posted by Barbara A Bernier on May 3, 2013 at 10:42 am

    Hi Eggo, I just wanted to tell you that I appreciate your amazing gift of the written word . . . you are truly an artist! I look forward to your insight of the trial every day . . . you capture the essence of justice in your humor. Thanks so much!


  31. So every time I read your blog I get serious pain from laughing. Thanks!


  32. I love this…makes me laugh!!!


  33. Posted by Lazlo on May 11, 2013 at 7:42 pm

    Wonderful Blog! Keep up the great work.


  34. Posted by Mary Jo on May 23, 2013 at 5:39 am

    Eggo-o: Cannot TELL you how much I love your website — you are a genius! Found it while reading Websleuths posts re: Stabby Einstein and was up til the wee hours laughing so hard I was crying. My stomach actually hurts this morning (if that gives you any indication of how fit I am!). Anyhow, thanks SO much!


  35. Posted by Mamacita on May 24, 2013 at 9:39 am

    Hi Eggy…. Just wondering if you planned on blogging on the farcical “non-verdict” verdict from yestereve? I would LOVE your take on things…


  36. I have a question I would like to receive some eggtelligent advice from our beloved eggo and other egglets who might have ideas. I want to talk about ALV. Yes, AGAIN!
    You good eggs make have covered it and I missed it, but I have an egg carton full of things she did off the stand that piss me off/and her relationship with a certain local reporter, and I don’t want to call his name, because my mother raised me better than, but his initals are Michael Keifer..WHOOPS! Maybe this isn’t the best place to do this and I should find another outlet. Maybe one of you are married to MK and I would immediately be banned from posting. Are you guess reading what he’s reporting?! I just wanted to post my ideas and have you guys jump in. You’re welcome to post while drunk or high…Anyway, this is where I’m focusing my blind hate today….


  37. Queen Egg miss your daily comments and all the egg beaters very much! I want to CONVERSATE!!! I reread the comments daily and find something new to laugh at each time. I search frantically for new post. I never thought I would become addicted to eggs but Lo I have and I’m having withdrawals. Please write something Queen Egg and Carol. I want to CONVERSATE!!!!!!


  38. This is going to be a rather long post, hope u don’t mind. I have been reading a lot lately about late term abortions and it is beyond me. I am a retired nurse; I remember my days as a student nurse ( back in the early 70’s, yes I am a senior citizen) and I remember rotating through ob/ gym. As students, we were required to assist with abortions. There were two methods: d and c and saline inductions. D and c’s were done in the early trimesters and saline inductions were for late term. I remember while the d/c were done you could see the little arm, legs hands feet etc being sucked out of the mother. So formed so well developed. With saline inductions, the whole baby completely formed would be born dead. We didn’t give meds to cause fetal demise before birth like they do now.(digoxin). The saline caused the demise. I did not have an opinion on abortions then, I was too young.(18 yrs old). I did not like ob/gyn therefore I didn’t dwell on it and went into an area I liked ( critical care). I worked there for years then became a supervisor. One of the areas I supervised occasionally was labor and delivery. I loved the joy parents had when they were given their bundles. I loved watching the miracle of birth and was amazed at the wonders of c-sections. I also felt the sadness of a premature birth that did not survive. After living critical care for so long it was thrilling to be able to give people something that made them so happy. As you probably can surmise, I formed an opinion about abortion and yes, I am pro life. It is not for me to judge others and I dont. People do what they have too and I know there are circumstances when abortions are probably best. But I feel if it is going to be done, it should be early early. To give a baby drugs to kill it so it will not be born alive is to me murder. To me there is no excuse or reason to do it. I believe physicians who do this should be charged with murder and stand before the courts. If we don’t want babies, don’t indulge or do something to prevent unwanted preg.. If we wait too late then have the baby and give the baby up to people who want these children. And parents, lets teach our children what happens when we have sex. I believe life begins at conception and it is up to God not man to terminat life. I have never given my opinion on this topic so publically but all these stories about late term abortions really bother me and I had to speak up. Thanks for listening egg beaters love you!


    • Posted by Ria on June 3, 2013 at 6:50 am

      I had a friend in high school who had a late term abortion, it was horrible. They put some sort of seaweed inside her to dilate her then sent her home, she had to come back the next day and deliver it. I think she was about 5 months along and she would only refer to it as her “surgery”.

      There’s a blogger I follow who had a late term abortion many years ago, she very openly discussed it in one of her posts but it was a few months back so I’d have to search for it. If I find it, I’ll post the link for you.

      God bless you for all your years of nursing! I worked in a hospital for 4 years and have the utmost respect for anyone who does that job, it takes a special sort:)


    • I have always wondered how the same anti death penalty folks are so rabidly pro-abortion. Is it just me or is this a living oxymoron? I think most people are reasonable and believe that each life and each situation should be judged on its own merit, but it seem the ones who are most extreme in either direction are the one who are chosen to represent the rest of us in the media.


    • Posted by Janine on June 5, 2013 at 11:17 pm

      Whilst it would break my heart to abort so late sometimes I do feel there are legitimate reasons for it. I do feel it is not my place to judge another woman until i have walked in her shoes, and yes, before anyone says “Aren’t we judging JA?” i have walked in her shoes – what she calls abuse I would laugh at. I was in a real abusive realtionship and I managed to walk away without killing anyone.


      • Bless you Janine! You may be right, there may be legit reasons for LTA’ s but I just can’t think of any. And I can honestly say I’ve never walked in your shoes but I too don’t believe Stabby was abused.thank you for sharing.


  39. I think that is true about almost every issue. I don’t think it’s just you. Do we just hear about the extreme or is it because we seem to be more extreme in today’s society? I feel very strongly our country has lost it’s moral compass. I have never considered myself to be ultra conservatives but by today’s standard I am. Sometimes I think if we don’t agree with what is politically correct or with the majority we will be stoned to death. I’m sorry, I don’t agree with late term abortions, I don’t agree every law should made because that’s what the majority wants and I don’t agree that just because my opinion is different than yours I am right and you are wrong ( or visa/versa). I do agree this country was designed to be inclusive and accepting of differing opinions but dang, sometimes it feels like some of us are supposed to shut up. That’s one of the things I like about EggTree, you can give your honest thoughts and be accepted. Thank you EggTree!


  40. Posted by DS on June 3, 2013 at 1:51 pm

    I had my first abortion at age 16. The second one at age 21. The first one I didn’t have a choice. My mother and boyfriend just whisked me away with the statement I was too young to have it, no money, etc. The second one was my choice with the blessing of my boyfriend as he wasn’t ready and I still had the fear of raising it alone without support. I got pregnant again 6 months later with the same boyfriend who eventually became my husband. The minute I found out I decided I was going to have the baby no matter what. No. Matter. What. Both my abortions were at 12 weeks. All three of my pregnancies were while I was on the pill….the highest dosage available. I AM Pro-Choice. I do NOT believe in DP as I don’t believe in killing anyone. Every situation is different and calls for a different set of choices. I had to go through counseling 10 years after my last abortion as I was carrying guilt that I didn’t know was there. I had two abortions. I have two healthy boys today. If you want to get spiritual….maybe those souls were not ready to come down until my boys were born. Maybe those two previous souls were never meant to be born into this world. Maybe I was too young to make decisions. Maybe…maybe…maybe. Either way, it is life lessons. I learned from them. The crime is NOT learning. The crime is not being true to yourself. So, while you may perceive me as a walking contradiction or hypocrite, I can assure you that every decision I have made had good intentions. That every decision I make now is based with love. Only the person making the decision can make a choice. I would have never had an abortion “late-term”. I absolutely agree with the need to continually EDUCATE the public — especially youth. Society has broken down on many levels….especially our Government. And, there is still a lot of good in this world. A lot of good people doing things out of love and compassion. I truly hope that the love out shines the $$ and ego.


    • Thank you for sharing. I do not judge you. You did what you believed to be the best for your situation. I am so glad we have the ability to make choices and that we have the right. It must have been very difficult for you and I am very happy you now have two children. Those two other little souls are being taken care of.


  41. Posted by jennIferlyn on July 20, 2013 at 7:29 pm

    “comments closed” on most recent post..hope it’s not something I said! 😉 Where are you Egg? Hope all is well, we worry when you disappear! (just ask Carol)


  42. Posted by GBPL on July 21, 2013 at 12:23 pm

    Hey Jenniferlyn…. surely not , ..I wonder if its a timed out thing just the actual age of the thread,..but I’m just guessing!
    I keep checking in to see a new thread posted,..and JUST remembered something about this tree house!
    I was scurred for a bit there….kinda like getting locked out of the house or something!


  43. Posted by jennIferlyn on July 21, 2013 at 4:43 pm

    EXACTLY…OMG I got kinda skerred myself GP!! Good to know at least you’re checking here too. The rest of the eggs will show up A) when they remember this link is here, or B) when Egg writes a new post. Either way, hope it’s soon…esp if Stabby goes back for round #2 in September.

    Stabby’s newest (2nd party) tweet from 7/13: “The state rejected my 3rd request for a plea to settle quietly and less expensively. Off to retial we go. Sorry Taxpayers!”
    Hasn’t she figured out how this works yet…the STATE offers the plea, THEN she decides to accept or not, sheesh! Someone hasn’t been paying attention!


  44. Calling all egglets to the Treehouse!! While the Queen is away, we egglets shall play!! No rules apply here except the following: de-edify no one, lest their brains be scrambled. Let’s conversate!


  45. Posted by GBPL on July 21, 2013 at 7:36 pm

    yaaaaay! “…..2 peeps found it…now we wait!!!!
    Which reminds me… Just how did you think we could contact Eggy to start a new thread?? lol… I was looking all around the site for a “Help me now” button!! lol

    I’m sure Egg will write something good for us soon,…we’ve been good little peeps!

    now for your update…. How, how HOW is she still able to tweet!?!? Maddening!!!

    Still think its ironic that she’s a jailbird that “tweets”!


    • Posted by pfenix on July 21, 2013 at 11:47 pm

      Heard it is her sister now who tweets for her since Donoman Butchy got busted. That whole clan is just scum. She loves any attention, even from haters. Probably happy that Zimmerman is over and not stealing her limelight any more.

      Meanwhile there are those Juanitas out their that’s going through Juan withdrawal and started a petition to have his trials televised. Good Grief, trying to make him a realty show star. CRAZY! Then they were whining they couldn’t see Juan last week except for his back…well you got a minutes of his voice and his behind…stop whining! LOL!

      No video posting here, I am probably BUSTED for that. Uh, maybe it was that Vagisil commercial that tipped it over the edge Jenniferlyn!


  46. Posted by GBPL on July 22, 2013 at 6:46 am

    ….. and now there are three!!!
    I’m really thinking its a “timing” thing with the blogs that close,..I think! lol

    Any chance I get I check to see if Eggs posted a new one…then I check the treehouse for any new posts!

    that is CRAZY about the Juanita’s!!! Although I should talk… while waiting for a new posts the first night the comments were closed, I re-watched Juan’s closing arguments. It came from reading past blogs from Egg,….I believe it was “That he roasts a heck of a goose” something to that effect.
    I’ll do it vice versa too….re-watch something from the case , then come back here and re-read the blogs and comments!

    I do manage to get other things done though!! ha!!!


    • Posted by pfenix on July 22, 2013 at 8:33 pm

      Shanna Hogan who is writing the book about Travis, been on all the HLN shows. She had a bobble doll made for Juan Martinez as a thank you. Picture here:

      Funny…of course all the Juanitas want one.


      • Posted by jennIferlyn on July 22, 2013 at 11:00 pm

        I SOOOOO don’t get the appeal.


        • Posted by jennIferlyn on July 22, 2013 at 11:08 pm

          Forgot to say, welcome to the party, pfenix! LOL This reminds me of the old Mervyn’s commercials with the women at the doors early on sale day, saying “open, open open” while tapping on the glass. 😉


          • Posted by GBPL on July 23, 2013 at 5:25 am

            lol!!! That was too funny!


          • Posted by pfenix on July 23, 2013 at 11:11 am

            Open, Open, Open….YES I so remember it. Probably could find the video of the commercial…um not today!

            You know Juan the Prosecutor was interesting to watch, and the trial got so much media. Today almost anyone can be a “realty star” or “internet’youtube sensation” even if people are not looking to be one. Thankfully he seems like a very focused, down to earth man, and isn’t into his own media stardom. Too bad more people don’t do that. Personally I find intelligent, interesting men hot…just sayin’.

            Don’t hold your breath but the Kuntdashians Klan doesn’t want to renew their contract and show will end 2015. 2015!!!! How about 15 minutes from now for me to get excited.


        • Posted by GBPL on July 23, 2013 at 5:29 am

          Yah Juan is a great prosecutor but I so wouldn’t get a bobble head doll, or even go as far as to ask for an autograph! People are so weird!


  47. Posted by jennIferlyn on July 22, 2013 at 10:58 pm

    **SIGH** I just read that Beyonce and Jay-Z joined Trayvon Martin’s mother and…(no surprise here) Rev Al “I’m a pimple on the butt of humanity” Sharpton in Manhattan to demand the repeal of all “Stand Your Ground” laws. It’s not bad enough we have the politicians screaming “racism” and “hate crime”, do we really need to hear it in “rap” form? (that’ll be next) We just need Oprah to put in her 2 cents, and with Pres. Obama’s comments, we’d have the trifecta of egotistically driven stupidity. Damn, I forgot Jesse Jackson. A trifecta is 3, but I’m not sure what it’s called when there’s 4 dumb*sses. I’d say this has.nothing to do with race, but CLEARLY it does for some people. (not GZ, but that’s JMO) I fully admit that as a white woman, I have no idea what it’s like to be black in America. (or any other color, anywhere else) but that doesn’t make my opinions invalid. ***deep breath*** I feel better now.


    • Posted by pfenix on July 23, 2013 at 12:45 pm

      Because the controversy of “Stand Your Ground” in Florida was already in debate

      Because an unarmed black kid is killed by an over zealous white cop wanna-be who ignored the police and kept following this kid. Just couldn’t stay in the car and wait for police.

      Because Cop wanna-be goes free with NO punishment for his poor choices

      Because that trial proved all the fears that the African-American community had about this law to begin with.

      Because a black women at the same time is sentenced to a mandatory 20 years for firing a gun in the air to protect herself from her abusive boyfriend. That is apparently NOT standing your ground in Jacksonville.

      Because the police force and the African-American community already has racial tensions in Sanford to begin with.

      Because after working in the non-profit sector I’ve seen racism, discrimination, and sterotyping that white people don’t see, hear, or know about. That also includes women of ALL color as well.

      Because there is still exists “blanket” racism for all colors, creeds, and religions, and we need better solutions to work on this issue as we are a nation of many other nations in America, rather than just media hyping.

      Because racism will always exist with man, we can only curb it. We need solutions that work, they are out there, but it seems scattered and not coherent, and that needs to change to move forward.

      Have laundry to do so I will step off this soapbox. All these issues are hard stains to get out.


      • Posted by jennIferlyn on July 23, 2013 at 12:58 pm

        All we can do is learn from it and grow.


        • Posted by jennIferlyn on July 23, 2013 at 1:17 pm

          You made me think, pfenix…so I decided to look up my state’s (WA) SYG laws. Here’s a list of states with such laws (or the equivalent) with links to each:


          • Posted by pfenix on July 23, 2013 at 3:42 pm

            I live in states with the castle doctrine, and I agree with that. One state has passed the concealed carry law, the other is fighting it out in the capital. SYG seems to open the door for public duels again. Two people show up to a place, get in an argument and draw weapons like the old west. He who wins the duel wins in court? Will we have the Old West rules that if you shoot down a man who drew first, you win? Complaint is that it is not well written and opens the door for serious consequences.

            Trayvon was a kid with Skittles walking home having some guy follow him and freaking him out. He was being falsely accused of being a robber by Zimmerman. Why doesn’t Trayvon win? He wasn’t armed and he didn’t follow Zimmerman. Did Trayvon have the right to Stand His Ground as well?

            The African-American community fear this law; that it means open season on killing them just for being some place they are not wanted. It reminds me of the scene in the movie the Help, where the African-Americans run home in fear after a civil rights leader is gunned down. No more lynchings, you can just be shot legally. That someone innocent was going to be gunned down, and that is what Trayvon meant to them. Why did the women get disqualified and now serving 20 years for shooting a gun in the air because she was black or a women or both? Do we want to go back to that era as well with this poorly written law. Does it really solve any problems?

            However this law will effect all people, eventually. Waiting for people to start using this to commit murder, for example the vengeful ex-spouse killing their ex, or the person having an affair with their spouse and saying they were SYG, but it was really out of greed or lust and it ends up on the ID network.


            • Posted by jennIferlyn on July 23, 2013 at 4:50 pm

              I think a lot of people have difficulty understanding why SYG and the like evoke such strong emotions because the majority of people are good, and can’t imagine commiting the intentional crimes against blacks (and other persecuted races) that some fear such laws will “legalize” (harassment, assault, murder) And because most people would never commit such crimes in the first place, (much less against someone based on their race) it’s infuriating when politicians and/or other “personalities” tell any news station that will listen how racist everyone is. That’s my theory, anyway.


              • Posted by jennIferlyn on July 23, 2013 at 5:02 pm

                Then you consider victims such as Trayvon and his family…and regardless of whether GZ “profiled” him, that child is DEAD. As the world celebrates the birth of “the royal baby”, Trayvon’s poor mother will never get to hold HER “baby” again, and that just breaks my heart.


                • Posted by pfenix on July 23, 2013 at 9:37 pm

                  Agreed…it is a terrible tragedy and I feel for his family, his parents are doing the best in the worst situation.


  48. Posted by GBPL on July 24, 2013 at 12:11 pm

    On a lighter note…how cute is little George Alexander Louis?!?!

    Not that he’s any different that any other cabbage born today,..(well in my eyes) Its amazing how over the top people are getting over this birth! lol


    • Posted by jennIferlyn on July 24, 2013 at 1:40 pm

      George isn’t the most popular name in the U.S. as of late…leave it to a search & rescue prince to pull the name out of the mud!


      • Posted by GBPL on July 24, 2013 at 2:42 pm

        I was secretly rooting for Alexander as a first name…but oh the pressures they must face! lol

        I’m running out of material Egg… we need a new post to keep these little peeps happy and clucking for another month or more! ; )


        • Posted by jennIferlyn on July 24, 2013 at 6:52 pm

          I was hoping for James…maybe they’ll call him “Alex”?


          • Posted by GBPL on July 24, 2013 at 8:08 pm

            Acccccckkkk!! James was my first pic!!!!…. James Alexander_____

            Its too hard to pic 3 names….anways, my Sis-in-law were taking bets yesterday..well hardly betting anything…just saying.. I bet it is….James, then I said, I liked lil’ Alexander ,…She was going for “Richard”… ummm no! lol


  49. Posted by jennIferlyn on July 24, 2013 at 9:18 pm

    GB- we are just another fine example of “great minds” thinking alike. (and since 99% of the minds I’ve had the pleasure to meet here are great, it happens frequently!)

    “James Alexander Louis” would have been good, but I’ve never been partial to “George”, as it’s rather old fashioned, and kind of nerdy, IMO. (my apologies to any “George” that reads this. Feel free to make fun of my name if it makes you feel better) As for baby names, the royals had to pick names with history to them, so they weren’t working with much to begin with. With a name like “HRH Prince George Alexander Louis Montbatten-Windsor (had to look up the last name) that kid is going to have one heck of a time learning to write his name! I suppose he can always pay someone to write it for him.


  50. Posted by jennIferlyn on July 25, 2013 at 8:44 pm

    Egg where ARE you?!?



    • Posted by GBPL on July 25, 2013 at 8:59 pm

      *tap, tap, tap!!!!

      My Dad’s name was George…but not really. His name was John George, and went by his middle name… head scratcher for sure!!! lol

      Where is Carol too?!?!

      I can only read so much of Daily Mail, and Huffington Post… I need my Egg fix! lol

      le siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh……


  51. Posted by mystree10 on July 26, 2013 at 11:49 am



  52. Posted by jennIferlyn on July 26, 2013 at 3:23 pm

    If they drop the murder charges against Andrea Sneiderman, can they convict her of being a sarcastic pain in the arse? I can’t even stand to listen to her “testimony” because she interrupts the prosecution’s questions with her holier than thou attitude.


    • Posted by pfenix on July 26, 2013 at 7:02 pm

      Being a sarcastic pain is only a misdemeanor in some jurisdictions. Yeah, who does she think she is with that attitude, I see her and I want to throw up in my mouth a little. Like to see her go up against Juan Martinez…”Well God is not here, I can’t subpoena him, right?”

      Really hope Ms. Egg is doing o.k. and her situation she was dealing with didn’t get worse.


      • Posted by jennIferlyn on July 27, 2013 at 12:26 am

        Hopefully whatever situation she’s dealing with gets resolved. I wonder though…when Egg needs a laugh, who’s blog does SHE read? (they would need to be INCREDIBLY witty to entertain someone of Egg’s caliber…hard to imagine ANYONE could be funnier!)

        Threy DROPPED Andrea Sneiderman’s top indictments, leaving 13 remaining counts of perjury and the like. She may not have outright ASKED Hemy Nueman to kill her husband, but but I believe Andrea KNEW he was a few sandwiches short of a picnic, led him on in an “emotional affair” but repeatedly told him she could never leave her family (knowing just what to say to insinuate a possible relationship if she was free) She might as well have put a gun in his hand.


        • Posted by jennIferlyn on July 27, 2013 at 12:27 am

          or “the” gun, rather.


        • Posted by GBPL on July 27, 2013 at 2:35 pm

          wow… its sounds like I need to tune into a new case!!! Now that I have HLN for another month or so,… i’m finally getting things caught up…well getting there.
          I have a slight tan….hideous for end of July and being half Indian! 😛
          I’ve been to the lake once… floating once…. and taking care of business too much! 😀
          I often thought of what blogs/sites that Egg and Carol visit…. lol
          My go to sites when I wake up is… of course this one… check check checkin things out…
          Then my email, Packers, Daily Mail, Huff post, Buzzfeed, and Pinterest… pretty much in that order! lol
          The egg blog is the best thing I’ve found yet on the internet,…Hope she continues the fun sooon!!! ( of course, still hoping all is well too)


  53. Posted by GBPL on July 30, 2013 at 5:41 am



  54. Posted by jenniferlyn on July 31, 2013 at 4:46 pm

    ME peeps too, but I might sound kinda funny. I’m getting over the latest “creeping crud”, and have been verging on (or feel like, anyway) barfing up a lung the last few days. I SPECIFICALLY didn’t visit my Grams because SHE was sick, but my father still went to see her, and was thoughtful enough to bring the germs home for me. Nice of him, huh?

    I miss my fellow “egglets” and our fearless leader. Hope all is OK in her egg crate!


    • Posted by GBPL on July 31, 2013 at 5:37 pm

      I wondered what happened!! Glad your feeling a little better!
      I just accidentally clicked on “From Eggo with Love” link and I thought it was a new post!! I was so excited!!! Then I saw the dates of the comments…
      I do hope all is well!!
      Tomorrow starts a new month….we shall no doubt be here checking! ; )


      • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 1, 2013 at 3:48 am

        I suppose we shouldn’t panic unless AZ starts wasting $$ on Stabby again and Egg’s still MIA. Then I might really throw a fit. Like a serious, not getting to go to the lake tantrum. 😉


        • Posted by GBPL on August 1, 2013 at 6:12 am

          LOL!!!! Hilarious!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀


        • Posted by pfenix on August 1, 2013 at 7:09 pm

          Whaaa!!!!! I want to comment on a new post, why cant we blog on the blog??? We need to stop and get me some chocolate!!! STOP!!!!! AHHHHH I am going CRAZY…AHHHH why can’t we blog!!!! CRY!!! I NEVER get MY WAY! Pooooooooooost!!!!!!!!!! One day, Onnnnnnne DAY can I comment!! CRY!!! WHY can’t you do this for me!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

          If whiny wife blogged here, this would be her temper tantrum.



          • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 2, 2013 at 12:05 am

            Bravo pfenix, I see a TONY in your history! (but if you don’t like Broadway, a nice Italian boy named Anthony isn’t a bad consolation prize)


            • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 2, 2013 at 12:07 am

              your FUTURE. (sucks when you need a part of your brain that’s on snooze!)


            • Posted by pfenix on August 2, 2013 at 7:46 am

              Yes, Yes, I can have a Flair for the dramatics…oh, drama, drama…not in my life though…no,

              Future is history unmade yet Jenlyn no worries. I’ll take either Tony’s, as cute Italian men make my temperature rise…as long as they don’t look or act like Joe Guidice from Real Housewives of New Jersey…cringe and turn into a iceberg. He makes me go….EWWWWW!!!!


  55. Posted by jenniferlyn on August 4, 2013 at 9:23 pm

    Just for giggles, thought I’d share one of my favorite “Jenna Marbles” videos from Youtube: “What Disney Movies Have Taught Me”


    • Posted by pfenix on August 5, 2013 at 9:16 pm

      Come on, fess up, this is actually you isn’t it???!!!


    • Posted by pfenix on August 5, 2013 at 9:22 pm

      oh, and mother’s are usually dead, or die, or non-existent, sometimes the daddy dies. So having just one parent is the norm, if you do have two parents though, you are usually taken away and forced to live with witch or fairy guardians. MESSED UP!


      • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 5, 2013 at 10:35 pm

        No, it’s not me. I don’t drop the f-bomb quite as much as she does. Other good ones: “Drunk Make-up Tips” and “Things Guys Lie About” (also “Things Girls Lie About”) “How To Trick People Into Thinking You’re Good Looking” is pretty funny too.


        • Posted by GBPL on August 6, 2013 at 5:44 am

          I found a PG rated girl “graveyardgirl” aka Bunny thats pretty funny on youtube.
          She tests hair products ect…. She’s funny but still not as funny as Egg..
          I’ll keep waiting!! ; )


  56. Posted by GBPL on August 7, 2013 at 9:08 am

    I’m officially on “Egg/Carol” watch…… Day 17….


  57. Posted by pfenix on August 7, 2013 at 3:25 pm

    Here is one for Egg since she likes The Walking Dead…ZOMBIE EGGS!


  58. Posted by GBPL on August 7, 2013 at 6:59 pm



  59. Posted by pfenix on August 8, 2013 at 9:27 pm

    The EGG LOVE song in English and Korean…learn a new language and express you feelings for Ms. EGG!!!!


    • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 9, 2013 at 11:30 am

      While I agree wholeheartedly with the song itself, that video is oddly disturbing. (but I’ve never liked eggs. Unless they’re scrambled and disguised by veggies and spices, and a whole LOT of cheese!) This site is the first time I’ve said “more, please” about an egg.


  60. Posted by jenniferlyn on August 8, 2013 at 10:03 pm

    I wonder why women wear hair extensions…don’t they look in their mirrors? It is NOT a good look! Most of the “extensions” I’ve seen look like cocker spaniel ears hanging down. JMO.


    • Posted by pfenix on August 9, 2013 at 6:35 pm

      That’s random, is there a story behind it?


      • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 9, 2013 at 8:08 pm

        I was watching “Big Brother”, and there is one girl who is not only a card carrying member of the “Hug a Racist” club (she lost her job due to some of her nastier comments, but she doesn’t even know it yet!) but she also has hair extensions that look JUST LIKE the ears on a neighbor’s cocker spaniel. (even the HOST has extensions! Who do they think they’re fooling??)


        • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 11, 2013 at 2:48 am

          It’s kind of amusing watching these girls try to “blend” their extensions with their real hair…when they walk, their REAL hair moves with the breeze, and the (obviously) fake hair hangs limply. I guess maybe I’m overly critical of people’s hair because I have thick hair, and a whole LOT of it. (irritating, really) When it starts to thin (it has to at some point, right?) I’ll likely be just as critical, but it will be out of jealousy. (at least I’m aware of my shortcomings! 😉 LOL)

          Wherefore art thou, Egg?


  61. Posted by GBPL on August 11, 2013 at 7:03 pm

    “Where oh where can that girl Egg-y be…where oh where can she beeeeee?!?!?”
    (day 21)


    • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 11, 2013 at 11:31 pm

      OMGoodness, I swear you’ve hijacked my brain again…I was singing that to myself yesterday! I was going to try and reword it for our MIA Egg, but couldn’t get past “where the HELL did Egg go?!!!”


      • Posted by GBPL on August 12, 2013 at 8:42 pm

        We need an Amber alert…. well lets see what would you call that??!?!
        I guess we are in “Code yellow” for slight emergency….. then it goes to orange then RED!

        ((((((((CODE YELLOW YOLK ALERT FOR EGGY!!!))))))))

        *(day 22…this is only since my vigil…I didn’t go back to see when she actually last posted!!! lol!)


  62. Posted by pfenix on August 12, 2013 at 10:43 pm

    I NEED EGG…and I’m going to be obnoxious about it…NOT that it would help.. Oh, I hope Ms. Egg is OK!


    • Posted by pfenix on August 12, 2013 at 10:44 pm

      • Posted by pfenix on August 12, 2013 at 10:45 pm

        Or Ms. Egg will look at this and say…GET A LIFE!!!!


        • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 13, 2013 at 11:59 pm

          Or she will find us sassy and delightful for our all-consuming dedication to her blog. I’m (fairly) certain we haven’t hit “hard-boiled stalker” status quite yet! 🙂


          • Posted by pfenix on August 14, 2013 at 12:43 am

            Hard boiled stalker…LOL…you “crack me up” Ms. Jenlyn. Surprised that you don’t have a sassy blog yourself.

            Maybe Eggy is on vacation…like this little egg from I Love Egg from South Korea

            I Love EGG!


            • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 14, 2013 at 5:28 pm

              Totally cute video, but I’m not sure I understand Japanese humor!

              I am not nearly sassy enough to prop up a blog of my own, and since I agree with 99.9999% of Egg’s blog, there’s no need for me to! Besides, there’s already a “Wannabe Egg” blog, and it’s really quite sad to see someone TRY to be as clever… because they NEVER are! (and I don’t need the self esteem issues) Thanks for thnking I could though!


  63. Posted by GBPL on August 15, 2013 at 7:50 pm

    Wheeew! Glad to see you too holding the vigil bright while I was gone!! LOL!!!
    Now I’ll have that..”I need an egg” chant going on in my head when I go to sleep!
    I do hope all is well with egg too…

    Loved the “hard boiled stalker”!!! LOL!!!

    (day 25 of vigil…EVERYBODY!!!… 25 little eggs in the nest,.. 25 little eggs!! Take one down and pass it around… 24… wait..that doesn’t quiet work in this instance does it??)


    • Posted by pfenix on August 16, 2013 at 8:17 am

      So did you trek to the Green Bay Training camp like a good fan? LOL!!! News in Wisconsin cracks me up, it reminds me of Utah. In Utah there is ALWAYS a story either front page or tv news feature about the Mormon Church…in WI it’s the Green Bay Packers.


      • Posted by GBPL on August 16, 2013 at 6:58 pm

        Didn’t quite make it up to GB…but did make it to the heart of CHEESE country!
        lol… its either the Packers,…or Cheese!


  64. Posted by jenniferlyn on August 16, 2013 at 4:51 pm

    Almost 2 FULL MONTHS since we had a post from Egg…that’s like getting a person hooked on a particular food, only to be told it’s not made anymore! Where IS SHE??


  65. Posted by GBPL on August 16, 2013 at 7:01 pm

    or Carol??! Isn’t she supposed to be holding down the fort in Egg’s absence?!?!

    I don’t want to say the words…but I think we are now officially orphaned chicks! 😦

    Wait..that analogy won’t work either!!! An Egg can’t leave her chicks!! LOL!!

    Hope all is well whatever is keeping her away….


  66. Posted by jenniferlyn on August 16, 2013 at 10:55 pm

    Here’s a question… when did Miley Cyrus go from Disney Darling to Crap Singing Slut? (or to just dressing like one) Yech, it’s BEYOND awful!


    • Posted by GBPL on August 17, 2013 at 5:51 am

      I’m waiting for her to just go as “Mi” and complete her new gangster-wannabe look!

      From smoking weed to her “twerking” is beyond disgusting…. that word AND act needs to go away!


  67. Posted by jenniferlyn on August 16, 2013 at 11:00 pm

    …and on that note, WTF is up with just wearing your shirt as your “outfit”? It looks like the alarm didn’t go off, and they ran out the door missing the bottom half! Just saying.


    • Posted by pfenix on August 18, 2013 at 11:56 am

      Because she is so young and on her own without the Disney machine running her life or her parents. Nobody tells you how rough 18-19 year old can be. Hopefully she will get better as she ages and not fall down like Lohan.


      • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 19, 2013 at 8:10 pm

        Oh but Lohan finally ADMITTED to Oprah that she’s an “addict”, didn’t you hear? (and THIS time, she’s SERIOUS!) I seem to remember reading somewhere that famous people can nullfiy the stupid sh*t they do if they come out and admit it to “The Queen” of the Talking Heads. Guess that’s the route Lindsey’s taking!

        As for the “pantsless” trend, Miley isn’t the only one…but please God, make it STOP!


  68. Posted by pfenix on August 18, 2013 at 12:03 pm

    It’s been two months since the last post. Maybe Ms. Egg has been kiidnapped!!!! Will send out the EGG NINJA’s to find her and free her. All hail the EGG!!!

    Dum, Dum, Dumdum, Dum, Dum, Dumdum, whoohooo, whooohooo, hoo, hoo Mission Eggpossible!!!!


    • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 18, 2013 at 8:13 pm

      I love it! (it sounds like a videogame)

      I think one of us might have to commit a really bizarre crime (or do something otherwise media/HLN attention worthy) if we want to see Egg again. She was out enforce during the trials of CMA and Stabby,…so that’s my best suggestion at this point. I didn’t say it was a GOOD suggestion, and I’m not volunteering, but I’m out of ideas after 2 months. (save for biting my tongue and just waiting patiently for the next post) Judge Sherry denied the Defense’s request to remove the “especially cruel” bumper sticker from Nurmi’s arse, so I’m just hoping Egg returns to “edify” us in September when Round #2 of Stabby’s punishment phase is supposed to begin.

      I’m surprised we haven’t seen Carol…maybe she didn’t think anyone would remember this hangout? (or…GASP… maybe she’s wherever Egg is!) :0


  69. Posted by GBPL on August 19, 2013 at 8:33 am

    Great find pfenix! lol and Jenn I’m not volunteering to commit any crimes!!

    I’m shocked more peeps haven’t found this…but maybe *gasp* they have lives to lead!


  70. Oooooooooh, I’m so glad y’all are here. I’ve been missing my egg friends so much and really concerned about Queen Egg and Carol. I’ve checked the last post several times looking for any one. Finally thought I’d check the Tree House and here you are! I am so happy!!! Lets all pledge to meet here so we can conversate. Love you all!!!


    • Posted by pfenix on August 20, 2013 at 10:30 am

      REBA!!!!! Yeaaaaaaaa! Glad you checked in on us we were getting lonely. Welcome to the Egg Vigil.

      What have you been up to? Getting ready for Jodie to appear next week? It was too funny the last time she was in court…The Juanitas were complaining they only got to see a minute of Juan Martinez and only from the back. Geez, you at least got to see him and his backside so quit whining!!!

      Welcome back!


      • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 20, 2013 at 5:18 pm

        Hey Reba! Glad you found us! Now it’s 4 little egglets sitting in the tree… 🙂

        Pfenix, GBPL and I have spent the last 2 months figuratively tapping on Egg’s door (open, open OPEN!!) while we await her next post…AFTER commenting on the most recent one closed and skerred the bajeezus out of us! We HOPE she will reappear for Stabby’s encore performance of “He Made Me Do It” (the cliff notes version) tentatively scheduled for mid-September. In the meantime, welcome to our little shop of horrors… 😉


  71. Posted by pfenix on August 20, 2013 at 6:02 pm

    So Jenlyn what did you think of Ms. Andrea getting 5 years? Too little but at least a conviction.


    • What a mercy plea! My my my yes too little but a conviction.


    • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 21, 2013 at 3:58 pm

      Oh Andrea Sneiderman makes me want to scream! Her attitude on the stand during the Hemy Neuman trial was so condescending it was cringe-worthy. (especially that wierd “friendly” hug) I have to admit that I enjoyed seeing how sallow “prison orange” makes her complexion, though. (I really am a horrible person, aren’t I?) She must be kicking herself for not taking the plea deal that would have her back in her own ugly clothes in a year. Instead, she’ll be sharing Dept of Corrections underwear with 30 other women for the next 5 years. KARMA is a nasty b*tch, huh?


      • Posted by Jerry Lee Lewis on August 21, 2013 at 4:15 pm

        I think homeskillet’s going to have a REAL hard time getting along with the other “ladies” during her stay at Stoney Lonesome. They, however, will not have a hard time getting along with her; I foresee frequent and severe beatings being doled out liberally to Andrea “I’m a trained dancer” Sneiderman. And you know she’s going to be washing her celly’s drawers in the toilet within the week. HAHAHA! “GIMME ‘DEM SHOES, BITCH!”


  72. Ooooooooooh my three friends. So glad we have connected again. Looking foward to the upcoming performance. Nothing has been on the tube to even come close. I did like GJ’ s judge! Would love to see her withStabby, Wormie and Willma. Thanks for the vigil. I tried to find oldsouthernwoman by clicking on her name but to no avail. Hope QueenEgg and Carol are ok. How does a page close? That frightened me too.


  73. Posted by GBPL on August 20, 2013 at 8:22 pm

    WOW!! New posts… AND a prodigal!! hehehe!

    So glad you found the nest Reba! lol… Very hard to send out little chirps when we don’t know where people are!

    Pfenix…LOVE the vigil clip!!! a picture is worth a thousand chirps!


  74. Posted by jenniferlyn on August 20, 2013 at 11:45 pm

  75. Posted by pfenix on August 21, 2013 at 12:47 pm

    What is up with Jane Velez Mitchell? Yeah she writes yet ANOTHER book about JoDie and pushing it hard on HLN and the trashy news-wannabe shows. But interviewing herself about her book on HER show is obnoxious to the nth degree.

    Maybe Jane and Lindsey Lohan can hang out together.


  76. Yea, this book is supposed to contain material we haven’t heard yet although I thought we had heard everything. I watched Lindsay’s interview with Oprah and it was pretty good. If she was being truthful, she may be able to turn her life around. There’s a whole bunch of them that needs to go away. Anyone have an opinion on ObombaaaaCare?


    • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 21, 2013 at 5:29 pm

      My opinion on Obamacare is this: God help us ALL.


      • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 21, 2013 at 5:36 pm

        Especially people (like me) who are gonna get f*cked in the drivethru when it comes to prescription drug coverage. GRRR


    • Posted by pfenix on August 21, 2013 at 8:48 pm

      Let me get this straight….jobs are now being spilt into part time jobs so employers don’t pay benefits, yet if I can’t find full time job, or get benefits or can’t afford it I have to the govt. a fine? How does this help the working poor and underemployed, and uninsured? Some people are finding it more affordable to pay the fine then get health insurance. Something has to be done, but I am not sure if this will work, yes at least he worked at it, will give him credit for that.

      I love Michelle Obama and the work she has done for the food movement but I don’t get Pres. Obama anymore or why he crapped all over his wife’s hard work within the food movement by bowing to Monsanto. Saw his book “The Audacity of….” at Goodwill….yeah

      Geez! Please, Rommney was no better either since I became the 47% last year due to a serious illness. I raged at him in my hospital bed.


  77. Posted by Jerry Lee Lewis on August 21, 2013 at 8:22 pm

    If anybody is looking for a new case to follow I’m currently hooked on Erica Parsons, a 15 y.o female missing from Salisbury. She has been missing FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS. Yes, you heard correctly TWO FUCKING YEARS. There’s a good thread on websleuths about her, but in a nutshell, her adoptive mother claims she took her to visit with her biological gma (who we’ve discovered died 5 years ago) when she was 13 and Erica just never came back. Adoptive mother never had address for “Nan” and can’t find any phone numbers and she just assumed Erica was “doing good.”They did continue to collect her monthly check from the state for the past two years. They were on Dr Phil the past two days. Adoptive mother skedaddled when it was time for LDT. Adoptive father took it, failed “miserably” (you could’ve knocked me over with a feather!) I can’t even explain the rest of the family. It’s crazy as hell. Again, check the thread for Erica Lynn Parsons, NC in the missing forum.


    • Posted by pfenix on August 21, 2013 at 8:56 pm

      Watching about it on Dr. Drew but I know I couldn’t have watched them on Dr. Phil without throwing a brick at the TV…and well I like my TV. They are lying DUMBSCUM!!!! Follow the money…why haven’t they been arrested for fraud for taking the money for two years and she wasn’t in their custody. They are putting on an act and loving the attention but they are so STUPID thinking they will get away with it. It is so sadly f^cked up!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My heart and prayers go out to you Erica!!!!


      • Posted by Jerry Lee Lewis on August 21, 2013 at 10:25 pm

        Another search warrant was served today on a shed that sits on property owned by the father of Erica’s adoptive father. However, reports say Sandy and Casey, the adoptive parents were the ONLY people who had access to the shed. Investigators collected TEETH, parts of a vacuum cleaner, a hammer and a videotape. This is not going to end well. Poor Erica.


        • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 22, 2013 at 12:28 am

          It’s not bad enough they likely killed that poor child, but please tell me they didn’t videotape it!!


          • Posted by Jerry Lee Lewis on August 22, 2013 at 3:34 am

            I hope to God not, but who knows with these people. The whole family appears to be as fucked up as a cricket in a hubcap.


            • Posted by pfenix on August 22, 2013 at 1:26 pm

              Hmm…can we throw them in front of a Mack Truck so they can be the bugs in the grill????


              • Posted by Jerry Lee Lewis on August 22, 2013 at 4:07 pm

                Fine by Jerry Lee, but I’d prefer a more direct approach that might provide proper motivation for these people to start telling the truth. Jerry Lee has often found that many people find an ax handle to head extremely motivating.

                And just by reading some of these geniuses FB I think some of them may have been hit by trucks already. It’s unbelievable. One half sister writes (paraphrasing) STFU IF U DONT NO WAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT! WE WEER ALL TOLE SHE WAS FINE! PLEASE PREY 4 MY SISTER! SISSY LOVES YOU ERICA! and then the next post will be “Think im gone make tater tot cassaroll for supper! YUM!” A half brother writes: IF U TOOK MY BABBY SIS U BEST BRING HER BACK OR IT WILLL BE UR ASS! and then follows up funny cat videos and “Drew is 30% Sexy Today! Take the guiz and find out how sexy you are today!” I’m repulsed and fascinated by it in equal measure.


  78. Posted by jenniferlyn on August 21, 2013 at 9:33 pm

    In case I ever go missing, or this thread gets to Comment #366 and arbitrarily closes, here is my email so I can be located and brought back to the EggTree: (I would hate to miss out on all the fun!)

    Regarding the unfortunate missing 15 y/o…you would think 2+ years would be time enough for her loving “parents” to come up with a BELIEVABLE story about why she’s been gone, and why THEY were A-OK with never speaking to her again. It’s sad that they assumed no one would miss her…and that they were right.


    • E-mail good idea. Mine is Do the threads close by themselves or does someone have to close them? I hope we don’t get separated again, chicks do better in numbers. I’ve been watching this case and there’s something wrong when you haven’t heard from your child and you don’t report it. They said they didn’t report it because of the checks. Which would you rather have, in trouble for the checks or a dead daughter? This child was the biological daughter of a family member of the mother. Poor child!


      • Posted by pfenix on August 22, 2013 at 1:37 pm

        She was nothing but a cash cow to these people. Again they are extremely STUPID, you can not collect checks if your daughter is not with you and with original family. DUMBSCUM!!!!!!

        Then there is the baby shot in the stroller and the mother now being examined since she asked about the insurance money on the baby the day after the murder. The kids that did this are evil and stupid, so are the three boys that killed the Australian baseball player in Oklahoma because they were bored and wanted to kill someone to see what it would be like.

        I believe that Egg must have closed that last post early because other posts have gone to 700+ or it was some fluke while Egg was away. That is what was worrisome. Carol and Egg email each other outside of this blog. Just hoping she is O.K.


        • Posted by Jerry Lee Lewis on August 22, 2013 at 4:16 pm

          Yes, you can’t keep the checks if the child is with an original family member. And it’s even a bigger problem if the family member who Erica is having such a happy time with died five years ago. For a dead woman, Nan sure is active! Driving for hours, social networking, horse back riding, planning skating parties, and eluding the SBI and FBI!


      • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 22, 2013 at 9:28 pm

        I think the commenting closes (on everything but this and the “From Egg-o With Love” section) after a predetermined amount of days. Until the most recent one, we always had a new post to comment in, so we didn’t notice it until Egg disappeared and stopped posting completely.


  79. Hodys lawyers filled a motion to monitor the next jury’s twitter accounts today!


  80. Posted by jenniferlyn on August 22, 2013 at 12:26 am

    Hmmm methinks perhaps they should be more concerned with their CLIENT’S Twitter account!


    • Posted by pfenix on August 22, 2013 at 1:48 pm

      Now every two bit idiot slimy lawyer thinks they are Jose Baez. But JoDie has the right to twitter through her “stupid” sister covered by the first admt. Am wondering if because the sentencing phase was not completed yet is why the civil suit against JoDie by Travis’ family can not go forward. Therefore Stabby and family is trying to make as much money as they can.


      • Pfenix, I think that’s right, civil suit cannot go foward. According to what I read, one of the former juriors had a twitter account and violated the judges orders. Thus the motion. They don’t want to take them from the jury, just monitor them! Can anyone figure out how to connect with QueenEgg or Carol?


        • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 22, 2013 at 9:50 pm

          They normally can’t go forward with the civil case until the criminal case is adjudicated. (notwithstanding appeals) Otherwise, Stabby would plead the fifth through the entire trial, as well as on the hundreds of pages of interrogatories sent by the Plaintiff’s attorneys. (and they charge BIG $ to send those out, you don’t want to have to pay to do it twice because the first ones came back with “5th Ammendement” written on every page!)


          • Posted by pfenix on August 22, 2013 at 11:25 pm

            I would call Stabby and her McStabby money grubbers nothin’ but a pile of puke…but that’s insulting to puke. She’s probably scribbling like mad to get more of her traced “artwork” ready for the next round of trial to sell. Wonder if her parents still run Daddy O’s aka The Vomit Palace in Yreaka. Why isn’t her family and friends have a gallery show there?

            Karma is NOT on the menu.
            You get what you deserve.


          • Posted by pfenix on August 22, 2013 at 11:45 pm

            Ah crap I couldn’t resist. Let’s hope if she has to get up again to talk, the new jury will see through her.


  81. Posted by jenniferlyn on August 23, 2013 at 5:22 pm

    OK, let’s see if this posts…


    • Posted by pfenix on August 23, 2013 at 9:13 pm

      Don’t think you got the complete address.


      • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 24, 2013 at 1:47 pm

        I got the full address, it’s showing up as a link instead of a full video screen because I posted it from my Kindle. Stupid thing. The video is still funny though.


  82. Posted by GBPL on August 23, 2013 at 8:42 pm

    will this post stick?! Why oh why are my posts not posting?? IN all hopes that this posts… yay!!! I’m still here…tap tap tap….chirp chirp chirp! lol plus i was trying to say is that I don’t think its the post count but possibly timing that particular threads close?!
    Not sure..i’ve not went back to check my theory….but I still think its a “timing” issue.

    still hoping Eggy and Carol are ok….. hmmm i know there was more i was trying to post…but i’ll just see.. PLEEAASEE POST!! lol


  83. Posted by GBPL on August 23, 2013 at 8:45 pm

    wheew its posting…now i don’t want to jinx this so i won’t post too much… just know that i’ve been trying!
    I thought i was in “time out” lol… i’m just so relieved now I’m at a loss for words!
    i’ll keep checking in! 😛


  84. Posted by jenniferlyn on August 24, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    This girl has Stabby’s mannerisms down to a science! This is probably the best Stabby parody I’ve seen, second only to Courtney Pauroso and “my bangs….my BAAAANGS”
    Now let’s see if this will post, now that I’m on an actual computer….


  85. Posted by jenniferlyn on August 24, 2013 at 2:46 pm

    Not sure why this made me giggle…but I hated ALG2, and *shocker* the teacher hated me too. (it sucks when you don’t turn out exactly like your older sister, who the teacher LOVED)


    Teacher Arrested At JFK International Airport

    A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
    International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
    possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and
    a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General
    Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious
    Al-Gebra movement.

    He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI
    with carrying weapons of math instruction.

    ‘Al-Gebra is a problem for us’, the Attorney General said.
    ‘They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go
    off on tangents in search of absolute values.’ They use secret
    code names like “X” and “Y” and refer to themselves as “unknowns”
    but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator
    of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the
    Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, “There are 3 sides to
    every triangle.”

    When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said,
    “If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction,
    He would have given us more fingers and toes.” White House aides
    told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or
    profound statement by the President.
    It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.


  86. Posted by jenniferlyn on August 24, 2013 at 7:02 pm

    Is anyone sick of attempting to read posts internet posts hat make NO F’n SENSE? If so, you’ll appreciate the following, as posted on the author’s blog: (it’s talking about emergency food by “Wise foods”)

    “In case you discovering Emergency Survival Food Wise 60 Serving Entree Only One Month Freeze Dried Food Supply and compare the price of this product. Were propose to test tariff of this product inside our site prior to deciding to sealed or even search to a new net. We warranty that youâll gratify exactly what your current desire. Here!, If you need to to acquire this product. We have a especially idea that you just challenging to drop. Make an effort to check out in Emergency Survival Food Wise 60 Serving Entree Only One Month Freeze Dried Food Supply. We all by no means help make our own buyer unhappy.”

    ?????? WTF??


  87. I love the Hodi video. That was the best yet!!!! I don’t have a clue what the emergency food was about. Am I just not getting it?


    • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 24, 2013 at 8:26 pm

      That’s what I meant…(it was an ad for emergency food) but it made no sense. Even if they fixed the grammatical errors, it was still gibberish. I don’t think English is the author’s first language!


      • Posted by pfenix on August 24, 2013 at 11:30 pm

        That would be correct, English NOT the first language. Sounds like ads written in China for English speakers I have seen

        However if you look at their website, it is NOT written like that and the Wise is out of Mesa, AZ. But last year according to a website dedicated to the dried freeze industry, Wise made fraundulent claims about the length of their shelf like…like 25 years!!! Move over Twinkies! But they had more oxygen in their bags than the leading competitor and Oxygen spoiles food and shorten shelf life.



        • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 25, 2013 at 1:41 pm

          Interesting…almost every “prepper” I’ve seen on Nat Geo has Wise Brand emergency food buckets.


          • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 25, 2013 at 2:10 pm

            And yes, TOTALLY random!! I found the info when I went looking for it, but how did you find it, or know where to look? Are you putting your ememergency kit together, too? Now that I read about Wise foods possibly not lasting as long as claimed, I’m not sure WHAT kind of emergency food to buy. I was only going to get (2) of their #60 serving entree only “Grab and Go” buckets (why pay for sugary drinks and oatmeal in the reg buckets? You can package that stuff yourself) However, if you get them cheap enough, you can vacuum seal the packages and put them back in the bucket for storage, it’s STILL cheaper than Mountain House. (plus I already figured on 2 servings per person, per meal (it’s just 2 of us) so I think it will work out. Guess we’ll have to wait 10-14 days after a natural disaster, and see if I’m still alive.


            • Also called a ‘Fuck It Bucket.’ Hmmm, maybe Jerry Lee should market a line of Fuck It Buckets to rednecks. They will be filled with candy, beef jerky, cigarettes, and Natural Lights. JACKPOT!


              • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 25, 2013 at 8:30 pm

                Guess I’ll have to order the freeze dried stuff, as I’m just not redneck enough to survive on my own with one of your buckets, Jerry Lee. I’d eat the candy, (and eventually the jerky) but the other stuff would go to waste. If I were near other “survivors” I’d make it, since alcohol and cigarettes will be like GOLD after a disaster! (but I’d rather have ammo, personally) I must say however, your product name is AWESOME, and I’d be tempted to buy one just for that alone!


            • Posted by pfenix on August 25, 2013 at 7:21 pm

              Jerry Lee you make me laugh….yes CANDY for Big Momma! You know you would could sell them either as gag gifts or some would take it as the real deal. Please throw in some Jack Daniels for me…and how you forget canned Spam or Vienna Sausages and BBQ sauce to make Bourbon Weenies???????

              1. I do research for PR, marketing, advertising, entertainment.

              2. Just googled Wise foods, freeze dried, otherwise you get Wise the Snack Company with the Owl. That took me their website and the other website about their fraudulent claims.


              3. Spent a summer working in Utah in 1999 and saw how serious people there were taking the Y2K scare. You would walk into the grocery stores and there would be lists of what to buy for your family. We were also told that polygamist families were common where we were so not to be shocked or approach them. I did like that the Pioneer gas stations in Utah baked their own breads and baked goods. Utahan’s and their bread…yum! Oh, yeah tator tots and fry sauce very common too.


  88. Heheheeeeeee, I thought I was the only one putting stuff up. My sister can’t believe the things I come up with to store and save money. I make my own fabric softener and laundry detergent. I freeze anything because I buy in bulk. Actually I think it’s fun but I sure can make a mess! It does save money though.


    • Posted by pfenix on August 25, 2013 at 7:25 pm

      Making your own strawberry freezer jam is worth it!! Ug…should not post when I am starving.


    • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 25, 2013 at 8:58 pm

      Aww, no laughing, I promise! I’m redoing our emergency kit, since I discovered it’s been plundered in the years since I put the it together. More than half the batteries were gone, as was a lot of the first aid stuff. I hadn’t put a lot of food in it, because I couldn’t understand why I should spend a bunch of money on specific “emergency food” when the closet where we store our emergency kit is approx.10 feet from our pantry. It didn’t occur to me that we might be forced to evacuate our homes after a natural disaster/emergency therefore we need our supplies to be portable.

      I decided I’m still going to buy the Wise “entrée only” buckets, and just take the pouches out of the buckets, vacuum seal, and replace them…as long as I can get them cheap. has the #120 entrée bucket for $160, or the #60 entrée ones for $88. Of course, they’re OUT of the #120 serving, so I emailed and asked if they’d do (2) of the #60 serving ones instead. I’m not holding my breath, but I had to try! If they honor the #120 price, great. Even if they don’t, I’m still going to buy the #60 buckets from them, because $88 (w/free s/h for orders over $100) is the cheapest I could find them, aside from $98 (free s/h) on Ebay. f nothing else, I get a big part of my emergency kit supplied, and I save $20.

      As for the strawberry freezer jam, my ex MIL used to make her own, and it was DELICIOUS! We would have it on top of vanilla ice cream at night. Unfortunately, the strawberries at the stores here in the Seattle area are leaving a lot to be desired, and it’s too late to go pick my own at the farm. Guess that means I’m stuck buying it until next year, unless YOU want to send me some! 😉


  89. Posted by jenniferlyn on August 25, 2013 at 9:15 pm

    pfenix is starting to be a bad influence on me… heehee! 🙂 (now let’s see if I can post this video, and do it right THE FIRST TIME!)


  90. Posted by GBPL on August 26, 2013 at 1:00 pm

    I ‘ve been catching up on parts of the trial that I missed,…well I have it playing in the background while working on paperwork! lol
    I’ll never forget how brilliantly Eggy put the inability to listen to …to.. omg I forgot his name! Wimotts helper! ughhh
    Anyways, how she said she’d rather be stuck in a room that her dog hotboxed with farts on mac and cheese night…amoung other things.
    I don’t know why but that had me in TEARS when I read it! I guess she’s got the perfect way of painting the picture with words! brill.i.ant!!!!
    NURMI!! omg!


    • Posted by pfenix on August 26, 2013 at 2:42 pm

      Glad to be an influence Jennlyn, hee hee! Just another two minute show up in court today. Jane Velez-Mitchell as obnoxious as she is did hit a comment right today when she said that Jodi lives in her head, her own fantasy world in her prison cell, so Stabby doesn’t look affected by prison.

      CNN actually bothered to interview Alyce LIEvomitnet who said she will NOT be coming back to testify due to backlash. Now granted the people who bothered to send death threats to her are stupid and why waste the time to do that, when you could have signed the Travis petition so people like her can’t lie and try to destroy the TRUE victim. Of course she still thinks she is right, so listening to her anymore is a waste of time.


  91. Posted by jenniferlyn on August 26, 2013 at 11:45 pm

    This one gave me the giggles. (TOTALLY!) LOL


  92. Posted by jenniferlyn on August 27, 2013 at 12:06 am

    …but THIS had me ROFLMAO! Pure Genius!


    • Posted by GBPL on August 27, 2013 at 7:45 pm

      forgot to comment on your awesome videos! lol.. they were funny!

      Just saw where the defense team wants a different venue,… seriously?
      They have sunk to a new low! grrrrrrrr


  93. Posted by jenniferlyn on August 27, 2013 at 12:21 am

    So who wants to be the first to take on Miley Cyrus at the VMA’s? I read about (and subsequently viewed) her “performance” with Robin Thicke, and there are just so many things WRONG with what I saw. (my eyes…MY EYES!!) I REFUSE to post the video though. We at the EggTree may bombard each other with Stabby McEinstein footage (sometimes to questionable ends) but WE HAVE STANDARDS!


    • Posted by pfenix on August 27, 2013 at 10:45 am

      Well see that is just it Ms. Jennlyn…Miley has NO standards. You can strip, TRY to act sexy, dance BADLY while singing a lame song with creepy teddybears but it doesn’t make you Madonna or Brittney…never will. For God sake, I can even Twerk better than her, come on!!!

      What is what with the foam finger? Is that some sort of white trash sex toy! Ewwwww!

      Desperation and poor use of talents is NEVER sexy, just slutty!


    • Posted by GBPL on August 27, 2013 at 1:57 pm

      “We have STANDARDS!!” LOL!!
      First there are no words left that can be added to pfenix’s rant… but this..
      Keep that bleepin’ tongue in YOUR TWISTED AND CONTORTED FACE!!!!!

      *doesn’t that just scream sexy!??!*

      ughhhhhh She is beyond deluded…..

      I doubt I can post that pic here, but did you see the one where someone was comparing her butt to a chickens butt!! FUNNY because it really looked like it..
      gross on so many levels!


      • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 28, 2013 at 12:01 pm

        The picture of the looks on the faces of Will Smith and family during Miley’s…er… performance, were absolutely hysterical!

        Similar to my desire to scream at the teens that are wearing their jeans too low to “pull your pants UP damn it!” I would cherish the opportunity to tell Miley to stop sticking her tongue out all the freaking time!

        Her fiance must be SO proud.


  94. Jenniferlyn, I guess it may just our age but the saggy pants and Miley’s eeeerrrr thing on stage would have gotten me killed and banned from the humane race. MTV should be fined or something for airing that crap. Robin Thickset wife should be irate.


    • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 29, 2013 at 10:22 pm

      What is so damn attractive about your pants dangling off your arse? I have to imagine that it isn’t particularly comfortable, seeing as how having to be certain they haven’t fallen off completely would likely make it hard to concentrate on anything but your butt.(snicker) Of course it could be like thong undies…something you get used to quickly, then don’t think of again until you change clothes, who knows? I DON’T, CUZ MY PANTS ARE PULLED UP!


  95. Posted by jenniferlyn on August 29, 2013 at 11:37 am

    Good Lord, I never thought I’d feel (this) OLD at 36…but if Miley’s “style” is the determining factor, bring on the Geritol and AARP discount.


    • Posted by Pfenix on August 29, 2013 at 1:29 pm

      Heard Robin Thicks wife was irate. Save the Geritol JenLyn! Madonna can still dance circle around Milely. That girl can’t even TWERK properly…more half-ass white trashed!!! Here is how you do it properly! Take note Miley!

      Work, work, work that TWERK!!


      • Jenniferlyn if your feeling old at a young36, I feel ancient at 62 but giritol is of little help and AARP is about as useless. At your age, if you don’t already, start eating berries: lots of them. Blue berries are the best for brain health. Berries berries berries seriously. The twerper in the video knows how to do it. Poor Elvis, they wouldn’t even show his moves what would he say about Miley and all those twerps?


        • Posted by jenniferlyn on August 29, 2013 at 10:12 pm

          I think he would politely invite her to leave the building…even Elvis would be HORRIFIED by twerking!


          • Posted by Pfenix on August 30, 2013 at 12:49 am

            Because Elvis could move that Pelvis…you ain’t nothin’ but wanne-be, stop cryin; Miley…and you sure can’t dance, and you ain’t no friend of mine.

            Rock out ladies!


  96. Posted by GBPL on September 2, 2013 at 3:51 pm

    Day 43…… Summers officially over,…. we need a new “Prepare for Fall” blog! ; )

    Sadly this was the fastest summer ever! I’ve not had any formal summer time fun…
    Just way too much going on, and I need my Eggy fix!!!!

    I could get by with some of the peeps humor too! Everyone must be busy!..or have a life! 🙂


    • Posted by jenniferlyn on September 2, 2013 at 8:03 pm

      Nope, no life here!

      So what did everyone do this fine holiday weekend? I took advantage of the Labor Day sales, and bought a “Sleep Number” bed, so when it arrives, (if it’s as comfy as promised/advertised) I have approx 18 years (!!!) of sleep to catch up on, and may never be seen again… {^_^}


  97. Posted by Pfenix on September 2, 2013 at 8:12 pm

    Went to our local apple orchard…mmmmmmm. Have to wait 2 more weeks for HONEYCRISP!!!! So good! I miss egg but can’t complain too much or will end up like Veruka Salt from Willa Wonka…one BAD egg


    • Posted by jenniferlyn on September 2, 2013 at 8:45 pm

      One of my all-time FAVORITE movies! (but MUST be the original)
      You could NEVER be a “bad egg” pfenix! (**whispering**) BAD eggs end up in the furnace!


      • Posted by pfenix on September 3, 2013 at 10:42 am

        Oh yes, only Gene Wilder PLEASE! Like the little boy in the remake but Johnny Depp was awful and so were the Ooompa Loompa’s, and I usually like Johnny Deep. Too creepy Michael Jackson!


  98. Posted by jenniferlyn on September 2, 2013 at 8:59 pm

    This should make you giggle, GB, in spite of (or maybe because of?) the language barrier. Facial expressions speak a universal truth.


  99. Posted by jenniferlyn on September 2, 2013 at 9:08 pm

    …which led me to THIS egg gem!


  100. Posted by jenniferlyn on September 4, 2013 at 12:26 am

    So you know you need to see the eye-doctor when the hair you’ve spent 5 minutes trying to pluck turns out to be a new line from squinting (because you haven’t been to the eye doctor in 10+ years!)

    Not sure when staunch denial of impending age became apathetic acceptance… (perhaps when it becomes obvious that you can’t AFFORD to care?) Curses on this world for not making me a millionaire! (or the wife of one) 😦


    • Posted by GBPL on September 4, 2013 at 1:38 pm

      LOL!!! Its a sad day when you have to use hair color, wrinkle cream, AND acne medicine!

      I’m cursing the same on the world for the same exact reasons! Pox on the lot of them for not making me a millionare,…and why my husband didn’t pan out to be the millionaire that he was acting to be! LOL
      Well not actually a millionaire but at least “well-to-do”… whaaaaaaatever!!!!


      • Posted by pfenix on September 7, 2013 at 10:11 pm

        Heard that Green Bay Babe! Hey isn’t that Fisk Johnson who runs Johnson and Son (Windex, Ziploc, Raid, etc.) in Racine Wisconsin single and a Billionaire?

        My grandmother used to have tinted Clearasil, my mom uses Proactiv so yeah I hear your pain.


  101. Posted by jenniferlyn on September 6, 2013 at 5:33 am

    Obviously, this is just plain MEAN. (AKA: mortifying and traumatic) “Um, yeah… sorry I peed myself in abject terror while sitting in your office. I’ll be back shortly to clean up.” (hold your breath ’til I do…)


  102. Good video. Hope you have a good weekend!


  103. Posted by jenniferlyn on September 8, 2013 at 10:19 pm

    ‘Tis that time of year again, when some of our country’s biggest idjits (the 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists) come out to play (“9/11 was FAKED I tell you! There’s video footage of a ballistic missile hitting the Pentagon, and you can’t deny it based on WTC7, you can’t!”) and remind me that stupid people piss me off. Just saying. Conspiracies and fakery and IMBECILES oh my! 😦


    • Posted by pfenix on September 9, 2013 at 10:31 pm

      So many of them are mentally unsound and paranoid in the first place. It’s the same for the people who think the Nazi concentration camps are fake. PLEASE I have met survivors from both…they are not worth your time and energy.


  104. Posted by GBPL on September 9, 2013 at 8:35 am

    Hey everyone! Was hoping there was a new thread to chime in on!
    Still can’t believe its been so long since Egg’s appeared. Or Carol..
    Hope things are on the mend for sure…

    In the meantime I’ve been watching the video’s and such!!
    I”m embarrassed to say how many times i’ve watched that little toilet paper one! LOL!!
    Those expressions are priceless! 🙂


  105. Posted by pfenix on September 10, 2013 at 10:09 am

    Here is a video for Ms. Egg, The Walking Dead in Dr. Seuss style.


  106. Posted by jenniferlyn on September 12, 2013 at 8:03 pm

    Stabby will be back in court on Monday 9/16, so if Egg forgot about us, maybe it will jog her memory, and we’ll have something new to read this week? I always hope for a new post when I come here…almost 3 MONTHS since the last. (I feel like an abandoned child)


    • Posted by pfenix on September 12, 2013 at 11:53 pm

      “But the thing is that if Ms. Willmott and I were married, I certainly would say I f***ing want to kill myself. That doesn’t mean I want to kill myself. It just means there’s a bad relationship and I want you to leave me alone.” – Juan Martinez


  107. Posted by GBPL on September 12, 2013 at 8:26 pm

    LOL! yes…hopefully that will jog her memory!

    I feel abandoned too! Wow.. 3 months!??! It has!
    We got spoiled for sure….. I remember waking up and grabbing a cup of coffee and gearing up for the next installment!….

    Well as’s hoping all is well…


    • Posted by pfenix on September 13, 2013 at 12:09 am

      OH GOOD GOD WHY!!!!! JoDie little “stupid” sister Angela, the ex-druggie who wrote terrible things about Travis’ family on Jodi Arias is innocent page, and wore the Survivor t-shirt to court trial while her sister begged and shoved the same t-shirt in the jury’s face just graduated from the POLICE ACADEMY. Yes, another Aria’s bitch with a gun but now she can carry it legally and use it….WTF!

      hoax or for real??????


  108. Posted by pfenix on September 12, 2013 at 11:41 pm

    Now, now, it will be alright. Now here is some real abandoned chicks…peep, peep, awwww!

    Teacher and school admin. should be fired for this and charges brought up.


  109. Posted by jenniferlyn on September 16, 2013 at 3:33 am

    Stabby will be in court today, make sure you don’t miss it! It may be what brings our beloved Egg and her awesome writing back to us! (Hey, a girl can dream) Is it creepy that we sound like high school girls awaiting their next glimpse of the quarterback? LOL Hope she didn’t ditch us ‘cuz we freaked her out… 😉

    Another Stabby parody, yours to enjoy:


  110. Posted by GBPL on September 16, 2013 at 6:32 am

    LOL!! funny….trying to catch a glimpse of our favorite quarterback! hehehe

    *thats a scary thought that we freaked her out!! Like a bunch of groupies! lol

    I was once again re-reading some of the past blogs! I’m sick! SICK I SAY!!! 😀


  111. Posted by GBPL on September 19, 2013 at 2:52 pm

    awwwww I keep checking back and the post count hasn’t gone up in days!!!

    Hope EVERYONE is doing ok! Miss our little laugh fests on here!!! 😦


  112. Posted by Pfenix on September 19, 2013 at 4:02 pm

    I was playing with my new kitchen toy…it has an egg to play with.


  113. Posted by GBPL on September 19, 2013 at 4:53 pm

    LOL!!! Wow! Those toys sure have advanced since my cardboard kitchen!!! hehehehe!


    • Posted by Pfenix on September 20, 2013 at 1:06 pm

      I had a miniture tin one from the early 70’s, Sear or Penny’s. Now I could resell it on ebay if I had kept it. But I did NOT get this amazing 70’s toy. Hey Green Bay Lady didn’t all kids from Wisconsin have this…heh, heh, heh

      Waiting for Jennlynn’s opinion!


      • Posted by jenniferlyn on September 23, 2013 at 10:41 pm

        Here I am…always nice to hear that your opinion’s appreciated! 🙂 Was YOUR cardboard kitchen made out of a freezer box, like mine? (and later additions with washer/dryer boxes) LOL My childhood toys were original! A 5 Gal bucket was Barbie’s white trash pool and OMGOODNESStheresaspiderspiderSPIDER! Here I was scolding my poor cat for playing where he shouldn’t, and I look over the edge of the bed JUST IN TIME to see him follow a gigantic monstrosity with 8 legs UNDER the bed!! I of course grabbed my trusty cane (I will one day do a dissertation on all the ways a cane can be used, as I’ve discovered many) and used it to pull everything out from underneath (thank you Dad & Mom for teaching me not to shove a bunch of CRAP under my bed. Lesson learned!) and then used it to fling every piece of bedding OFF, all the time doing a retarded little dance (as if not touching the ground longer than .5 sec will keep the spiders off?) and whimpering with the knowledge that I CANNOT sleep in that room w/that thing! 10 minutes later I saw it hanging out on the wall, (mocking me) and I smooshed it w/my cane. Thank God! But now I worry it wasn’t the same spider, and he is just WAITING for me to go to sleep so he can crawl all over me! (anyone know how often twins occur in spiders?) Yech.


        • Posted by Pfenix on September 25, 2013 at 9:59 pm

          Um…have you seen Charlotte’s Web? He probably hopped on the wall watching your crazy ode to him…aka the spider dance and the ripping off of your web bedding. Ah those crazy giant human creatures…


  114. Posted by GBPL on September 20, 2013 at 2:17 pm

    How funny!! I don’t even remember the milking kind…we had the kind that walked and moo’d
    Keep the posts coming! And hopefully Jennlynn will pop on soon while we keep our vigil going!! I’ lost track of what day this is! lol


  115. Posted by GBPL on September 23, 2013 at 8:42 pm

    tap* tap* tap*!!!!! “hellloooooooooooooooooo anybodyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”



    • Posted by Pfenix on September 25, 2013 at 12:48 am

      It’s like the poem “Ten Little Indians” and then there were none…NOOOOOO!!!!!

      Here is my opinion after seeing HLN website:

      Who’s to blame for Michael Jackson’s Death? Yeah, MICHAEL, MICHAEL and his enablers. I am surprised he lasted as long as he did. And his family? Ug, not even worth going there.

      Khole Kunt Kandashian drops her marriage last name from Instagram and parties with her sister and Miley Cyrus in Vegas. WHY IS THIS NEWS? Trash hanging out with trash…if Frank Sinatra was still alive he would have slapped down all those bitches.

      Hannah Anderson and her families murder…why doesn’t the police release the letters they found in the house and the 13 texts to confirm that Hannah is innocent. The founding of the autopsy was terrible about the mother.


      • Posted by Pfenix on September 25, 2013 at 10:01 pm

        You know watching Breaking Bad cheers me up more than watching HLN, I need to lay off the kid killer shows..


        • Posted by jenniferlyn on September 26, 2013 at 2:55 am

          I hear you, pfenix…it amazes me what some people deem “important” Just looking at the egotistical, entitled little monsters they’re training on “Toddlers & Tiaras” is enough to make me want to vomit glitter all over the nearest Pageant Mom. (I find myself applauding when the child of an especially neurotic mom stands defiantly on stage refusing to move or smile!)

          On that note, here is another reason you shouldn’t commit crimes (or get caught) ESPECIALLY in Arizona- sucks to be you once again, Jodi.


          • Posted by jenniferlyn on September 26, 2013 at 3:21 am

            I feel badly for Khloe, who must be in HELL if even half of what’s being reported about her and her marriage is true. Her partying with the new “Queen of Tarts” aside, I wouldn’t wish that kind of humiliation on anyone. Khloe appears to be the only normal (as it were) one in that family/sideshow, so I kind of root for her to come out on top. I can’t imagine keeping such a secret for almost 4 years, particularly with that nosy family (and cameras!) around constantly.

            But I DO agree, 99% of said related stories are NOT “newsworthy”. (I can’t think of any Kardashian story that IS newsworthy for the other 1%, but statistically, it exists SOMEwhere…


          • Posted by Pfenix on September 26, 2013 at 11:34 pm

            Awww poor prisoners…NOT. I know Sheriff Joe grates on many, his practices I tend to agree with…Jail is NOT a vacation. Plus the prisoners can buy meat if they want. Remember when Nancy Grace went crazy about JoDie buying Sausage Chubbs? I said it was nicked name Chubby Hubby by the inmates. Ooohh hubby chubby…stuff me with your meat hubby chubby. Yecc!


  116. Posted by Pfenix on September 26, 2013 at 11:46 pm

    Well I don’t hate the Kardashian’s but I don’t like them either. Yes, Khole I think got the short end from her mother, yet they all put themselves out there and sell their shallow, superficial and no talent life and it’s soooooo fake and meaningless. While I don’t wish them serious ill-will, I don’t care to hear about them. They are like spiders…wish they would hide like this one….was yours this big?


  117. Posted by GBPL on September 27, 2013 at 7:31 pm

    ahhhhhhhrrrrrrrghhhhhhh… I can’t even click on that video!!


  118. Posted by Pfenix on October 2, 2013 at 10:43 pm

    and then there was none….


  119. Posted by GBPL on October 3, 2013 at 7:01 pm

    Was sooo happy to see another post! But not sure I like the “tone” of that video!!!

    I can’t express my need of some comic relief in the form of Miss Eggy’s humor.. its been way too long!!!
    But I’m ever so grateful that you guys keep posting albiet radomly and too far apart!! LOL.. not too picky am I??? 🙂


    • Posted by Pfenix on October 5, 2013 at 9:16 pm

      Oh, I guess I was feeling a little lonely.


      • Posted by Pfenix on October 5, 2013 at 9:22 pm

        Oh, yeah, and shocker, the hardcore Juanita fan page, Juan Martinez vs. The Fog, the owner of the page is NOT going to post anymore about Jodi Arias and her delays. Of course anything about Juan goes…LOL

        Was watching South Park the other night and the episode was about the parents being hooked on “Murder Porn” on cable, i.e. ID Investigations and all their shows. So the kids set up the parental controls with a question about the game of Minecraft. So then the parents start learning Minecraft to unlock the code. Stan’s parents totally get off on the show “Deadly Affairs” too funny.


        • Posted by GBPL on October 7, 2013 at 4:18 pm

          Hey Pfenix! I’ve yet to check out the hardcore Juanita page!! Cracks me up though… funny about the SP episodes too!
          We are adding enough to the treehouse, that its taking longer and longer to load! But until Egg or Carol show up..I just click on it and wait!!! 🙂


          • Posted by Pfenix on October 7, 2013 at 7:51 pm

            Yeahhhhh…slow load due too many video’s loaded. Unlike JODIE, I am Guilty as charged and I don’t get grilled my Mr. Juanderful Martinez, yuk, yuk. The South Park episode….yeah guility as charged on that one because I was watching too much HLN and ID channel for awhile there. But to think of it as “murderporn” hmmm well that made me think as I clicked back and forth from South Park to “Deadly Women” on ID. Again yuk, yuk!


  120. Posted by GBPL on October 8, 2013 at 3:09 pm

    ahh no guilt!!! … I don’t have HLN anymore , so maybe I should take up SP! 😛


  121. Posted by GBPL on October 12, 2013 at 5:57 am

    Post count went up by 1 and I can’t find it!!!! waaaaaaaaaa!!!
    Hope all is well with everyone! 🙂


    • Posted by Pfenix on October 12, 2013 at 9:38 am

      I posted a comment to Carol and Egg on this board in case they get email for any replies and asked if they could stop by. It’s my last ditch effort to see if we can get any response. Come next Sunday the vigil will be at 3 months. Here is something to cheer you up…Bulldog puppy! That and when Husky/Malamutes coo babies…everytime.


      • Posted by GBPL on October 13, 2013 at 9:57 pm

        awww that did cheer me up!!!! Lets hope your post to them brings some sort of results!!!! Now we’ll just keep waiting!!


  122. Sorry I haven’t been around for a while my friends. I read all the post and I must say we all think alike; I watch all those murder mysteries and anything else that seems to be real. I miss Queen Egg and Carol. I eagerly awaited her comments. Do you suppose something has happened to her? I hope not! I am big into politics and have watched the back and forth between the Donkeys and Elephants. I am conservative and I have vowed to vote neither Dem or Repb in the 2014 elections. Those idiots don’t listen to the people who elected them. The republicans are getting the blame for everything but the dems are no better. If you have a little something they want to take it from you and spread it around. I can’t stand Obmbaaah and his attempts to make everything we have belong to everyone else. I don’t mind helping anyone who try’s to help themselves but I do mind supporting those who feel entitled! Get off your ass and work, I did.oh well , so much for that. I’ll do better making post. Don’t forget me!


  123. GBPL I received your e mail, ( I believe it was you) and thought I had stored your address but when I went to email you back , I couldn’t find you. Would you mind emailing me back? I’ll do better with your address thanks!


  124. Posted by Pfenix on October 15, 2013 at 5:54 pm

    Politics…blecccccchhhh…..Both of been to blame for a LONG time. Republics are notorious for blaming as well and being dirty about it. Plus if your not a republican then you are instantly branded a “liberal”-evil, especially to that hate spewing spawn of Satan–Ann Coulter.

    They have forgotten the face of their forefather LINCOLN. I love Lincoln and his wonderful writings and quotes. All republicans need to be soundly spanked and sent back to Lincoln 101 class.


    • Posted by Pfenix on October 15, 2013 at 5:59 pm

      Oh, yeah and certain Democrates and Republicans need to review the vows of marriage before taking them, stay true to them, and keep it in thier pants. Just sayin’


  125. Posted by Pfenix on October 15, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    And now for the cutest kitten video….


  126. What a cute kitten, short tail but oh so cute! Glad the political garb is over except the blaming. Yes they seem to think they are a gift to everyone and what’s in their pants is party the package. Can you imagine being so stuck on yourself that it’s ok to put you camera in your pants and takeaway picture of THAT? I mean surely no ones dong can be that pretty. Sick although I must admit id like to see that Weiner so I could judge it for myself.oh well, just a thought!


  127. Posted by GBPL on October 21, 2013 at 5:50 pm

    finally got to the bottom to post…wheeeeew!!! Its been so long since we’ve heard from Egg or Carol…i’ve lost of track of my vigil … 😦


    • Posted by Pfenix on October 21, 2013 at 8:33 pm

      Yesterday was 3 months. I was hoping for some sign of life from Egg or Carol after replying to an old post, but no luck so far.

      Here is a doo wop song from old time radio, called “One Fried Egg” which is kinda how a feel lately.


  128. Posted by GBPL on October 23, 2013 at 1:13 pm

    aawwww cute doo wop! I’m beginning to feel like Eeyore… “That’s right, Eeyore. Drop in on any of us at any time, when you feel like it.”
    “Thank you, Rabbit. And if anybody says in a Loud Voice ‘Bother, it’s Eeyore,’ I can drop out again.”
    I’ll keep checking back!! 😀


  129. Posted by GBPL on October 23, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    LOL!! Love it!!! I think thats where I picked up the phrase..”the poor dear!”


  130. Posted by GBPL on October 25, 2013 at 6:19 pm

    After succeeding in the feat of reaching the botton again to see if there is any new posts, after of course checking to see first if Egg posted a new thread, did it hit me that I MUST keep track of post this one should be 338? And also just remembered that I would get a notiication if/when Egg posts a new thread….its been waaaaay too long! 😦


  131. Posted by Pfenix on October 26, 2013 at 10:16 pm

    Hey all you Eggletts, Chicks, and Roosters! We have a dedication going out to Ms. Egg and Ms. Carol, you peeps miss you ladies. Please come back to the nest and now let’s hear “Where Are You” by Miss Aretha Franklin…


  132. Posted by on October 27, 2013 at 11:11 am

    Lol! greatpost pfenix! I figured out that I can get them to the bottom a whole lot faster on my tablet that on my laptop woohoo!


  133. Posted by GBPL on October 30, 2013 at 6:27 pm

    wow..I wondered why the post count didn’t go up, it shows my post on my tablet, but its not posted for real! I was saying great find pfenix or something to that effect!
    Love the radio announcer twist to it! lol


  134. Posted by Pfenix on October 30, 2013 at 10:57 pm



  135. Posted by Pfenix on October 30, 2013 at 11:00 pm

    M&M’s!!!!!! What is your favorite?


  136. Posted by GBPL on October 31, 2013 at 5:35 pm

    i looooove Snickers…now i’ll never look at another the same without hearing a horse!! 😀


  137. Posted by jenniferlyn on November 5, 2013 at 10:59 pm

    Sorry I disppeared, first I fell down the stairs when the power went out (you’d THINK I could count the # of stairs since I’ve lived in the same house for 25+ years, but no…) then I had a BUTTLOAD (different from a BOATload) of dental work, and basically have been hiding from life in general. I certainly missed my fellow egglets though, and REALLY hoped I’d find a new post from Egg when I reappeared, but guess we’re going on FIVE MONTHS since her last…WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, EGG?


    • Posted by Pfenix on November 6, 2013 at 11:59 am

      Hello Jenlyn,

      So sorry to hear about your fall!! Had major dental overhaul this summer so I hear you. I think Ms. Egg is out hiding right now and well with the Walkng Dead back, I’m sure she is glued to that right now.

      Had a good laugh about two weeks ago when JoDie Arias wrote a 11 or 12 page letter to the judge asking that Wormi the Huffadump be kicked off her defense team. And I quote:

      Arias writes Nurmi “has an utter poverty of people skills” and claims he once told her: “You’re not going to get your way just because you throw a tantrum.”
      She wrote in the letter, “This was a full blown emotional meltdown. I wasn’t throwing a fit, I was falling apart. Having known me for 3.5 years at that point, Kirk Nurmi should have easily discerned this, but his failure to do so shows he lacks the capacity for empathy and chooses anger over attempting to understand any impairment his client may be experiencing in direct relation to the case and court proceedings.”

      Arias goes on to write about Nurmi that “I am left feeling like crap about myself and my future every time I interact with him.”

      Conversely, Arias had kind words in the letter for co-counsel Jennifer Willmott.
      “Jennifer treats me with kindness and dignity. Her manners don’t run off when I ask questions. She takes time to explain what’s going on,” Arias writes in the letter.

      OH BROTHER!!! Cry me a baptismal fountain JoDie!!!! Can’t control this fat boy and out he goes, but JenJen is sooooooo NICE Judge! We understand she got her degree at Manipulate U-nversity but not with honors!


  138. Posted by Pfenix on November 7, 2013 at 6:09 pm

    This just in…Judge Sherry grows a pair and denies Wormi getting fired by Stabby…now back to our regualr program at KEGG at the Treehouse Tower…


  139. Posted by GBPL on November 7, 2013 at 8:24 pm

    wheeew thanks for keeping us updated Phenix…and Jen…SO sorry about your misfortunes for sure! CAN.YOU.BELIEVE. its been sooo long since we’ve heard from either Egg or Carol…..why oh whyyyyeeeee did they abandon us!?!??!


  140. Posted by Pfenix on November 10, 2013 at 4:18 pm

    Hey Chick and Peeps,

    Here to honor all those who served, I was privilaged for a short time to work at a War Memorial and even though I respected my family members who served, I truely learned a new appreciation:

    For my grandfather who served on the USS Nevada during the Battle Okinowa, On March 27, Nevada sustained damage when a kamikaze struck the main deck near Turret 3. 11 sailors died, one was a friend of my grandfather, who was beheaded in front of him when the plane crashed. Yet the Nevada and her crew kept fighting.

    For my Iowan Farmboy grandfather who was part of the second wave at Normandy. That meant retreiving what they could of the dead to be shipped back and unloading of various vehicles, which my grandfather proved he could drive anything. Even though he couldn’t speak French, his platoon would send him out to get fresh vegetables from the farmers along the French countryside because he could do it best, guess farmer’s know each other.

    For my father the sailor, and his wonderful stories of his travels. Who orginally had signed up to serve in Vietnam…just learned that. I love being a Navy Baby!!!!

    To my cousins who served int the Gulf War, Afganistan, and on the Presidential Helicopter Crew.

    Thank you! God Bless and LOVE to all of our hurting and homeless Vets as well!!


  141. Posted by GBPL on November 13, 2013 at 8:03 pm

    keep checking for a pulse…..


  142. Posted by Pfenix on November 19, 2013 at 12:25 am

  143. Posted by GBPL on November 19, 2013 at 7:11 am

    that flatline thing was too funny!! I was expecting it to be shocked back to life right at the end…and I had NO idea there was a remix of the chopin funeral march! crazy!

    thanks for the continued checking back in and posting…its almost been 6 months since Egg posted a new post. 😦


  144. Posted by GBPL on November 28, 2013 at 7:48 pm

    posts are getting scarcer…. 😦


  145. Posted by Pfenix on November 30, 2013 at 11:04 am

    Hope you had a Happy Turkey Day! Literally rolled out of my aunt’s house we ate so much good food this year! Then my mother went insane and decided after the 90 minute ride home to just go over to Kohl’s for a little bit at 9:30 PM to get “one” item. Yeah…she didn’t come home till close to 4:00 AM!!!!! Then I got suckered to going out with her yesterday. BLEH!!!!!!!

    Oh, and our favorite prison celebrity is back in the news just in time for the holiday season. Seem Ms. JoDie’s really, really didn’t want the death penalty after all and thinks she is a total Old G and can order a hit on Martinez to have his throat cut. Sound familar? This is according to her “room mate” at Maricopa County Arms Apartments where she lives in her fantasy world. Seems our Ms. Arias doesn’t understand why Juan Martinez doesn’t love her. Hmmmm knowing our little Stabby, which do you think upset her more: Juan going for death penalty or NOT falling in love with irresistable entity that is herself. Oh, yeah gangster JODIE-NO 5-0, go with your crazy self…


  146. Posted by on November 30, 2013 at 4:45 pm

    Yeaaah a new post! That new trial should start soon I hope! !


  147. Posted by jenniferlyn on December 5, 2013 at 2:29 am

    And to top if all off…we may not get to watch future court proceedings starring our favorite little psychopath! Not only has Stabby been aggravating prisoners and guards alike with her repetitive sobbing “Nurmi don’t love me no more!”, she has also decided to petition the court to disallow cameras during her sentencing retrial. (because it was spectators and not the fact that she ADMITTED she repeatedly stabbed a man, shot him in the head, then slit his throat and dragged his naked, bloody corpse all over his bathroom that got her a Murder 1 conviction)

    Check out these pics of Jessica Biel- in #2 and #3 especially, she looks JUST LIKE JODI! I swear I’ve even seen a pic in one of the hundreds of “selfies” she took, that I swear could be interchangeable with pic #3. Anyone know which pic I’m talking about?


    • Posted by pfenix on December 9, 2013 at 10:48 pm

      Hmmm not so much…maybe Stabby would think so. Now if Jessical Alba looked a little uglier and way crazier than I could see her looking like Stabby McStab. I still can’t get over that she is mad that Juan doesn’t love her and she is going to order a hit on him. Ssssssnort-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHa…she would really go crazy if she saw how pretty his fellow prosecutor girlfriend is…and blonde. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


  148. Posted by on December 5, 2013 at 6:39 pm

    Well updates from Nancy Grace should be entertaining at least!


  149. Posted by GBPL on December 13, 2013 at 8:16 am

    If i rubbed my eyes really hard and then crossed them…#3 kiiinda looked like her! lol.. j/k…i can kind of see a little resemblence!


    • Posted by jenniferlyn on December 21, 2013 at 1:24 am

      OMGoodness, all I wanted to do was say Happy Holidays (AND that I’m GOING to find that Stabby pic that’s a virtual twin to the #3 Jessica Biel pic!) but I almost had a breakdown when I couldn’t get the “Reply” screen to come up! I had to reboot the page to check if the thread had closed somehow, but luckily it appears I’m just paranoid. (& then there’s this STUPID Kindle, NOT HELPING)

      Can’t believe it’s been 6+ months!! (humming)”All I Want For Christmas is an Eggie Post”


  150. Posted by on January 2, 2014 at 6:04 pm

    I feel like I should leave a post since I was successful in getting to the bottom of this thread….a new year commands a new thread! Hope everyone is doing well!


  151. Posted by Roberta Gorman on January 25, 2014 at 8:40 pm

    wow….posts arent sticking! Where is everyone!! It’s been a month since anyone posted (although I tried!) Its been so sad and lonely without our laughing sessions!
    I’ll keep my vigil going!


  152. Posted by GBPL on January 25, 2014 at 8:46 pm

    Now its awaiting moderation…. Please change my username before posting! Its been too long I forgot how this worked! I was wanting notification of new posts…


  153. Posted by GBPL on January 25, 2014 at 8:59 pm

    ok… since I screwed that comment up, maybe Carol or Egg will see it before posting, and in turn please post an update with how you both are doing. As much as I would love to see a new post, I’m know there are bigger things in the world that take precedence.. Just know that this blog has been missed,…along with everyone else’s comments and camaraderie!


  154. Posted by Pfenix on February 4, 2014 at 3:43 am

    Uh, oh Ms. GBPL are you suffering from cabin fever with the endless snow and ice? Moving to Belize and starting a souvineur biz sounds better everyday.


  155. Posted by GBPL on February 5, 2014 at 7:31 pm

    I’m suffering alright!!! I’ll keep my vigil waiting for more posts and of course another post from Egg and Carol! *siiiiigh It was good to hear from you though Pfenix! 😀


  156. Posted by jenniferlyn on February 9, 2014 at 7:09 am

    I sure do miss you guys, and hope 2014 has started out well for each of you. Once Egg returns from being MIA, (assuming she does) we should consider Lojacking her so she can’t ditch us again!! 😉


    • Posted by GBPL on February 10, 2014 at 7:48 pm

      I agree!!! lol… I sure do miss my morning giggle fits… couldn’t wait till the coffee finished brewing to boot up the laptop to see what was posted over night… I’ve got faith it will come happen again..better than ever! 😛


  157. Posted by GBPL on February 25, 2014 at 4:42 pm

    If you girls didn’t notice, Egg posted a new thread as to what has been going on..the poor dearums. So in time she should be back to writing form again.. until then we shall continue to wait! Oh an Carol posted too!
    So as Egg continue’s to heal we can take comfort that at some point we can see if writing becomes a form of therapy for her.
    I’ll cya on the “other threads” when they do start rolling in.


  158. Posted by on March 7, 2014 at 11:04 pm

    Just checking in…until a new thread opens up..can’t wait till things start up again!


  159. Posted by jenniferlyn on April 8, 2014 at 4:32 pm

    This made me think of ya’ll- (anyone know why commenting closed on Egg’s recent post?)


  160. Posted by GBPL on April 9, 2014 at 3:37 pm

    oh man…I didn’t even notice that I couldn’t add a comment on Egg’s latest post..I’ve just been checking back in here to see if any further convo’s were happening until she is back on her feet with her writing… I’m dying to hear her take on this Pistorius trial… I think of how some of us on here would respond to certain things that’s happening… going to check that link now! Thanks for keeping things relevent Jenn!


    • Posted by pfenix on May 14, 2014 at 6:48 pm

      Hello Everyone, GBPL thanks for mentioning me in Eggy’s post. I suspected she was having a hard time and glad to see her start coming back.


  161. Posted by GBPL on May 15, 2014 at 9:16 am

    Hey everyone! We are all glad to see Egg writing again! What a gift to those who follow that show…because it was I think the longest yet! I keep checking this out to see if the post count has gone up, and of course keep checking to see if there is a new thread started. If i’m not mistaken the comment section was back open, but I didn’t want to derail the comments from her topic. Hope everyone is enjoying thier spring,..its slow in coming (well staying) but i’m sure it will be the heat of summer soon enough!
    Anyone keeping up on the Pistorius trial? There was a great tweet saying something like “the Judge was expected to order a phsyc eval ….for all the people obsessed with the case!” (of course it was for OP himself..but funny!)
    hope to keep hearing from you peeps!


  162. Posted by jenniferlyn on August 9, 2014 at 5:56 am

    Stabby is going to act as her own attorney in the punishment phase redo! Someone read my birhday wish list! (& it’s not even my birthday!) You know what they say… he (she) who acts as his (her) own attorney has a murderous psychopath for a client!


  163. Posted by GBPL on August 25, 2014 at 4:28 pm

    I JUST now read that, I can’t believe the Judge has been bending over backwards for her…i guess just to make sure that she doesn’t find a loophole. I can’t imagine the watercooler talk in that courthouse. I’ve been waiting to hear from all involved, but we can’t of course until she’s sentenced. Meanwhile I have to wait till Sept. 11th to see if they are going to in fact convict him. tick freakin tock! : ) Glad you didn’t forget about this part Jennifer!


  164. Hello to all Egglets and Chicks!! Today – Aug. 29 is Queen Egg’s birthday!! Woo Hoo!!
    I’ll check in tomorrow and yak some more. I forgot how to make all the smiley faces – rats!!


  165. Posted by GBPL on September 9, 2014 at 10:46 am

    Congratulations on another trip around the sun, to our Egg!

    Anxious for Thursday for the Pistorious verdict,… still haven’t gotten into G.O.T… maybe when things slow down…


  166. Posted by GBPL on September 13, 2014 at 8:00 pm

    Ok…soooo disgusted and sick again with the justice system. This time in South Africa with the Pistorius trial…now we have a month to wait to see what the sentencing is.. she believed his version of the story.. UNREAL!!!! ughhh I can’t wait till things get hoppin’ on here again… I miss everyone! 😦


  167. Posted by margo on September 23, 2014 at 2:10 am

    Egg, how are you doing? I haven’t had an email for a while but last I heard you were not doing well healthwise. Hope you’re doing much better now. Always love to read your posts. 🙂


  168. Posted by GBPL on September 25, 2014 at 4:51 pm

    YOUUUUUHOOOOOO?!?!? Where is everyone?? I check in daily to see if anyone has been here… still missing everyone…but I’ll try to refrain from pouting too much 😛


  169. Posted by jenniferlyn on September 27, 2014 at 12:01 am

    Heya GB!-long time no see! I check in here too, I just don’t watch “Game of Thrones” so I got lost with the last post and was pouty for a while lol. But… *jenndance* I just saw that Stabby Redeux starts this Monday!!! Once again, not my birthday, but I might just throw a party anyway! Why, you ask? Because that means back to the EggTree for everyone! (toes crossed since I’m typing, but the sentiment remains) 😛 Can’t wait!


  170. Posted by jenniferlyn on September 27, 2014 at 12:42 am

    Found a new (to me) Stabby spoof. I’m hoping Courtney Pauorso does some new ones- she’ll get plenty of good material even if Stabby stays off the stand. (and I really hope she doesn’t!!) You’ve got to assume her attorney(s) have to argue with her on a daily basis trying to keep her from testifying… but that’s if she even has an attorney in anything more than an advisory capacity at this point. The last I heard, she was going to represent herself. :O Can we really BE that lucky?


  171. Posted by GBPL on September 27, 2014 at 7:03 am

    Hey Jenn!! Weeee we got a pulse! hehe… Now that video led me to the first interrogation video…wow…sooooo surreal. I’m playing it while getting ready for work.
    Here’s hoping that Monday things will start up again!! 😀


  172. Happy upcoming birthday, Queen Egg!

    Hope you are going to be posting again on Stabby now! I’ve missed you greatly!


  173. Posted by GBPL on October 12, 2014 at 7:42 pm

    again all by my wee self checkin and checkin and checking! I’m confident the board will get its groove back! I can’t believe its been since Sept since someone other than me posted something….Here’s hoping! 😉


  174. Posted by jenniferlyn on October 14, 2014 at 5:21 am

    WAAAAAAAAAAAH! (general sobbing, moaning and hyperventilating) I cannot BELIEVE we are not able to see Stabby back in court! You may as well tell us we have to record the Superbowl and watch it after the fact! (and after trying to ignore some insufferable know-it-all in the line at the grocery store doing a play-by-play for the cashier) I don’t watch football, but the logic works in MY mind! I have one thing to say to Judge Stevens: How RUDE. OK, two things- the second being a reminder to review the autopsy photos of Travis if Stabby charms the jury and they deadlock again, requiring her to decide on the sentence. Those were some seriously graphic pictures I will NEVER get out of my head.

    Perhaps an Egg-tastic review of season 5 of “The Walking Dead” could soothe my troubled soul… (nudge nudge, hint hint) I can’t imagine if you’d never watched the show until Sunday, those first 5 minutes were a doozy!


  175. Posted by jenniferlyn on October 14, 2014 at 5:30 am

    Here’s a “new” (a relative term) 5 hour program about Stabby. We can watch and PRETEND the judge didn’t lock us out…


  176. Posted by GBPL on October 14, 2014 at 6:47 am

    Ohhhh hi again Jenn!! I was hoping someone would check back, and I forgot to rage over the fact that it won’t be televised. Don’t you know she would be primed for her part 2 version for sure if it was. So as hard as it is for us not to see it, it gives me some satisfaction that she won’t be in the limelight so to speak. They could however secretly be recording it, then we could see how she behaved. creeepy I’m sure! From your last link I got into the interrogation series all over again. Crazy how you can see the wheels turning as she’s trying to put together yet another story as to what happened.
    Thanks for the new link…going to watch while I sew now!
    * I don’t watch the walking dead either!… How about some “Outlander”?!?! lol


  177. Posted by jenniferlyn on October 15, 2014 at 1:15 am

    Hiya GB, I’d take a review of the entire series of “Honey Boo Boo” at this point! 😛


  178. Posted by GBPL on October 15, 2014 at 4:12 pm

    ER.MER.GERRRRRD!!!!!! THAT made me choke on my beer!! Too funny!!!
    I’m about 90% done with that video you shared,…going to finish it in a few,.. was fun to hear Nancy Graces funny names she gives during the airing.
    Keep checking back Jenn… one day, something is going to give, I’m SURE OF IT!!!


  179. Posted by GBPL on October 22, 2014 at 6:57 pm

    ok… I’ve been keeping up with the trial via twitter,… and word is that we’ll be able to watch the entire thing after the verdict is read…that said. I think twitter is the next best thing as to watching it.
    This is how I kept up with the Pistorius trial prior to finding it on wild about trial.

    Anyways, Juan Martinez hasn’t lost any of his fire, and apparently JA hasn’t lost any of her desire to be in the spotlight…

    Can’t wait to hear your guys thoughts on the events to date!

    ever faithful, every loyal! hehe


  180. Posted by GBPL on October 28, 2014 at 9:37 pm

    BOMBSHELL!!! Has anyone seen the Nurmi transformation!? He’s got hair now, and lost weight,..and different glasses I think. Can’t believe its the same “Huffalump” or something close that Eggy described him as..probably still walks the same, but I’m just seeing the stills on the update on the site.
    Besides seeing the shocking Nurmi.. seeing that hole in JA mouth was a shock again too… time has let that fade from memory..until today. ughhhh


  181. Posted by GBPL on November 7, 2014 at 8:19 pm

    In case anyone checks in.. there is no court until next Wednesday…but I got this notice that CroakerQueen uploaded a new video! I thought they were not allowed to release any video of this portion of the trial until they reached a verdict..but lo and behold here it is! Its something to see JA in stripes…also kind of shocked to see that one mitigator there, as memory serves she was accused of doing something shady after the last trial..selling something of JA’s? Anyway…its pretty much the same players in the same ol’ circus….hopefully the Judge Stephens will eventually pull the curtains on this very sad and old case already!


  182. Posted by GBPL on December 9, 2014 at 8:53 pm

    Its been 2 months since anyone else but myself has posted…waaaaaaa!!!
    Is there another site that everyone is chatting it up on?? Carol? Eggy??

    Oh well..I’ll just add that the Arias retrial is postponed another week, and look like it won’t wrap up well into the new year…..

    Hopefully someone will post before then! 😉


  183. Posted by GBPL on January 21, 2015 at 6:50 pm

    Now it is 2015 well into the first month…hoping SOMEONE posts soon!!!!


  184. Posted by jenniferlyn on February 9, 2015 at 9:59 am

    February 9, 2015, has it really been that long? We’re halfway into season 5 of “The Walking Dead” and Stabby’s still trying to snow a jury (again) so there’s DEFINITELY good material for an Egg post… starting (again, again) to worry she got scrambled somehow… thus, leaving us in the carton to slowly crack up all alone. (feeling guilty yet?!?)


  185. Posted by GBPL on February 13, 2015 at 1:06 pm

    400th post..and thankfully I’m not just the last 20 or so..close! No trial again today..supposed to wrap up by the end of the month! Its really no fun rattling on by myself… I can’t believe no one is commenting on Nurmi’s new look! 😦


  186. Posted by Teresa on February 17, 2015 at 3:01 pm

    Where is Eggy? Has she stopped posting completely? Miss her a lot.


  187. Posted by jenniferlyn on February 20, 2015 at 5:38 am

    What am I, chopped liver over here? 😉 BTW- what Twitter feed do you keep up with “Stabby: Part 2” on?


  188. Posted by GBPL on February 21, 2015 at 12:50 pm

    Not chopped liver!! I said that thankfully I wasn’t the last 20 posts rattling on all by myself!! You saved me from looking crazy!! Here’s the link to the site… this phase of the trial is as slow as molasses…maddening only to get tweets. I tried following on Twitter site alone, and there is way too many JA fans that way…

    Ok.. Jenniferlyn… What do you think of Nurmi’s new look?? lol I’ve asked that months ago, with a “bombshell” headline or something to that effect.. nothing but crickets!!


    • Posted by jenniferlyn on February 21, 2015 at 4:49 pm

      I definitely think it’s a MASSIVE improvement…that he isn’t so massive anymore! The hair and clothes are a thumbs up too, considering he could have gone the other direction in protest that the court wouldn’t let him quit on Stabby. In my mind’s eye, I saw him showing up in a too small t-shirt (with holes in the belly) a pair of “plumbers crack special” jeans and maybe one of those hats that has a gigantic bendy straw and a couple of beers… but I’ve discovered my mind’s eye is half blind and completely unbalanced!


      • Posted by GBPL on February 21, 2015 at 7:03 pm

        Your “minds eye” is pretty funny and twisted! They all sound like they are about to crack at this point…mainly Juan…. How do they do it???
        Dr.Jean DeMarte was on the stand last week, and it reminded me of Egg’s description of her.. Highlighter in hand! lol.. So much so I had to watch the actual trial segments with her as she was/is an excellent witness.
        Willmott is objection crazy… she objects even before Juan can complete a sentence…so says a tweet!!

        Now that we have some action on this thread, maybe some other peeps will pop on and voice their opinions!! weeeee!!!


    • Posted by jenniferlyn on February 26, 2015 at 7:43 pm

      I am taking this opportunity to officially call BULLSHIT on Kirk Nurmi’s closing arguments for a couple reasons. During his last chance to convince a jury that Jodi Arias shouldn’t have a needle shoved in her arm while trussed up like a “50 Shades of Grey” character, he chose to lie!! Despite that he should know the meaning of the word “perjury” better than most, he decided to begin his laughable defense with this impossible idea: “Jodi Arias is remorseful about her crime, and regrets the pain she caused” Uh… Liar liar, pants on fire! (and not like the first trial where the burning was probably just his thighs rubbing together)

      My second reason for the incredulous yell of “Bullshit!” that echoed through my (thankfully, empty) house as I read details of what I have renamed “I don’t want to go to the death penalty, but my ego won’t let me admit Juan Martinez was right” is due to finding out Ms Arias chose not to allocute unless the jury pinky swears that “cross their hearts and hope to die” they will keep her evil secret …(but not die like Travis, because in the eloquent words of Wonderful Juan, “that had to sting!”) Just who in the Mormon-magic-underwear does she think she IS, anyway? Her “truth” does not need to be sealed for 75 years a’la the JFK files, thank you very much. We’d appreciate it more if she’d just disappear into the AZ prison system like a good little girl. (and say “Hi!” to Sheriff Arpiao for me!) Though Jodi’s silence was not technically part of this Final Jeopardy round of Nurmi’s (I’ll take “Murdered Three Times Over” for $400, Judge Stevens) I’m still opting to throw down the “Bullshit” card.

      *Now I’m just awaiting the punishment verdict while wondering how many “Bullshits” that will require!


      • Posted by GBPL on February 26, 2015 at 9:36 pm

        great post there Jenn!!! 😀 Now hopefully other peeps will read and enjoy it as well!
        Now we have to wait till Monday…again.


  189. Posted by GBPL on February 24, 2015 at 6:36 am

    Could it be?? Is today the day?? Rumor has it that today is closing arguments…and JA refused to allocute, unless it was in secret!!! What nerve…she STILL is trying to call the shots. After all is said and done…I can’t wait till Juan and others can talk about what they’ve all been thru. Now we wait…again…. tick freaking TOCK!!! 😀


  190. Posted by GBPL on February 24, 2015 at 6:44 am

    Oooo was just checking the twitter feed and found this gem….


  191. Posted by GBPL on February 25, 2015 at 1:33 pm

    Verdict watch……


  192. Posted by jenniferlyn on February 26, 2015 at 7:45 pm

    Well crap. Somehow my comment posted as a reply instead of at the bottom. Oh well!


    • Posted by GBPL on March 3, 2015 at 9:29 pm

      ****Posted by jenniferlyn on February 26, 2015 at 7:43 pm*****
      I am taking this opportunity to officially call BULLSHIT on Kirk Nurmi’s closing arguments for a couple reasons. During his last chance to convince a jury that Jodi Arias shouldn’t have a needle shoved in her arm while trussed up like a “50 Shades of Grey” character, he chose to lie!! Despite that he should know the meaning of the word “perjury” better than most, he decided to begin his laughable defense with this impossible idea: “Jodi Arias is remorseful about her crime, and regrets the pain she caused” Uh… Liar liar, pants on fire! (and not like the first trial where the burning was probably just his thighs rubbing together)
      My second reason for the incredulous yell of “Bullshit!” that echoed through my (thankfully, empty) house as I read details of what I have renamed “I don’t want to go to the death penalty, but my ego won’t let me admit Juan Martinez was right” is due to finding out Ms Arias chose not to allocute unless the jury pinky swears that “cross their hearts and hope to die” they will keep her evil secret …(but not die like Travis, because in the eloquent words of Wonderful Juan, “that had to sting!”) Just who in the Mormon-magic-underwear does she think she IS, anyway? Her “truth” does not need to be sealed for 75 years a’la the JFK files, thank you very much. We’d appreciate it more if she’d just disappear into the AZ prison system like a good little girl. (and say “Hi!” to Sheriff Arpiao for me!) Though Jodi’s silence was not technically part of this Final Jeopardy round of Nurmi’s (I’ll take “Murdered Three Times Over” for $400, Judge Stevens) I’m still opting to throw down the “Bullshit” card.
      *Now I’m just awaiting the punishment verdict while wondering how many “Bullshits” that will require!


    • Posted by GBPL on March 3, 2015 at 9:32 pm

      Ok… Now I screwed THIS one up….this time I wanted to reply to yours so it would still be under your name!!
      This is too great of a post to be lost in my comments…if anyone logs on soon..
      Read this gem of a post by Jenniferlynn!!
      v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v


  193. Posted by GBPL on March 5, 2015 at 6:23 pm

    I feel so bad for the Alexander family for having to endure this trial again,..enduring everything from the testimony, to the photographic evidence to having to see JA in the courtroom everyday.
    Now lets hope that JSS can get it right and set her up for 2 life sentences w/o any possiblities of parole. period. One life sentence for killing Travis and a second life sentence for massacring Travis in court both trials.


  194. Posted by jenniferlyn on March 5, 2015 at 8:01 pm

    That Jodi Arias could actually be paroled in 25 years makes me ill. May JSS make her pay by sentencing her to spend every hour, of every day, of every YEAR that remains of her life- behind bars!! It’s only fair really, since Travis Alexander was forever removed from this planet at HER hands… and I daresay his family and friends will miss him every hour, of every day, of every YEAR he isn’t a part of holiday meals, or family photographs, church events, or even his own wedding or the birth of his first child. An eye for an eye, Miss Arias? You don’t deserve that much.


    • Posted by jenniferlyn on March 5, 2015 at 8:06 pm

      I will make the official “BULLSHIT!” call after we hear her decision. I think she already has her mind made up, but I’ve been wrong oh SO many times before…


  195. Posted by GBPL on March 6, 2015 at 6:14 am

    I can’t believe she couldn’t just hand down the sentence yesterday! I mean she’s had all this time to think..”What if” the jury decides this or that.
    In the process of making sure it doesn’t get appealed, she lost herself as Judge and conducted herself as a circus ringmaster,…and a poor job at that!


  196. Posted by GBPL on April 13, 2015 at 11:28 am

    Ok Jenniferlyn…waiting on your reaction… .. Did you hear what JA said?! ughhhhh!
    ridiculous….At least she got life w/o parole… oh and Wilmott!?!? What was she smoking to say the things she did.. unbelievable!


  197. Posted by Levanger on April 16, 2015 at 4:06 pm

    Egg-o! Watching the (hopeful) ending of the Stabby saga reminded me of how much I loved reading your blog. Please come back, we miss you! I know you’re in the Pac NW, if you’re in Portland I totally would meet you for a game of chess. I mean checkers. I suck! ☺️


  198. Posted by Marcia on April 18, 2015 at 2:15 pm

    Egg! Where the heck are you?
    I be missing my egg fix.
    Stabbie got convicted and sentenced and nary a word . . .
    I sincerely hope you are OKAY.


  199. Posted by GBPL on April 30, 2015 at 5:28 am

    Eggy? Carol? Regular peeps? Why oh why has this site been abandoned? 😦


  200. Posted by GBPL on June 13, 2015 at 12:28 pm

    I see a couple of new posts were made, must of got lost in interwebs as they are dated earlier than my last posts…Its June 13th.. a year today since Eggy posted. I guess I can give up the vigil that any action is going to be back on the site! I’ll try to refrain from checking in more than once a month!


  201. Posted by GBPL on August 21, 2015 at 8:00 pm

    Successfully waited 2 months!!! Really where IS everyone???


  202. Posted by jenniferlyn on November 27, 2015 at 3:24 pm

    Kirk Nurmi wrote a book… and apparently Stabby was even creepier and more delusional than we imagined!

    Hope everyone had a good Turkey Day, and may you survive if you’re brave (crazy? enough to venture out on Black Friday! 🙂 I miss you all!


  203. Posted by jenniferlyn on February 13, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    Though I’m probably talking to myself here yet AGAIN… on the off-chance someone DOES come here to check in, make sure to set your DVRs, because Mr Juanderful is going to be on Dr Phil this Monday, 2/15/16 at 3:00 p.m. EST! to discuss the trial. It should be a good show!

    Stabby Update: Jodi lost her contact/visit privileges for 180 days for calling a guard a “cockblocker.” :O When questioned, she claimed that she hears the other inmates using the same language, and figured it was acceptable. (so if she had friends, and one of them jumped off a bridge… 😉 Too bad none of them ever did!) She also asked them to please look up it’s meaning in an urban dictionary, because she was adamant they know she meant nothing sexual by it. How very Jodi of her.


  204. Posted by GBPL on February 22, 2016 at 6:29 pm

    I can’t believe I missed the Dr Phil episode! I felt bad for posting all by my lonesome for like a year.. well there has been a few posts in there.. anyways..i did hear where she got her visiting privileges taken away..
    Hope all is well with you Jenn..thanks for the updates!


  205. Posted by GBPL on February 22, 2016 at 8:00 pm

    Found it on youtube… this is the first part, and the other 2 is on the side…


  206. Posted by jenniferlyn on May 29, 2018 at 8:11 am

    FYI: Kirk Nurmi is going to be on the new Oxygen show “In Defense Of” (obviously about his defending Stabby) sometime this summer.
    Not an Egg sighting in years….


  207. Posted by GBPL on August 11, 2018 at 4:08 pm

    i just watched Jodi Arias 10 yrs later,.. *gasp… Kirk Nurmi nearly died from this case it appears. I came back to this site to see if any new updates, . and Jennifer you didn’t disappoint,.its been forever! I sure hope all is well with Eggy and Carol and everyone else we used to chirp with!


    • Posted by jenniferlyn on October 27, 2018 at 2:27 am

      “How It Really Happened” did a 2 part episode about Jodi last weekend. (I missed it, but thank goodness for On Demand!) Unless they don’t get HLN channel in Perryville (the prison she calls “home”) I’ll bet anything she made everyone in her pod watch it with her!

      I miss you too, G! 😊 I’m on facebook messenger (Jennifer Benefiel) Give me a holler if you are, too. Here’s my email in case you aren’t:


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